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Hello, there, little girl. You
know, I'm about to close,
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but for you, sweetheart, I'll
make an exception, all right?
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Last haircut of the day.
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No, thank you. I'm here
'cause I'm selling cookies.
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Yeah, I can't hear you, sweetheart.
Sorry. Would you like...
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That's weird. I thought
elves loved cookies.
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This is ridiculous. I
only made 60 bucks today.
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We should start pooling tips.
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I'll second that. We all need
to look out for each other.
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All right, listen up. I
want everyone to know
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that you have to declare
your tips as income.
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I don't want the IRS coming
after me for your dishonesty,
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which I do not condone.
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Well, they wouldn't come after you.
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They'd come after us.
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Oh. Do whatever the hell you want.
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You know, Charmaine, you'd
probably get a lot more tips
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if you stopped insulting your customers.
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I do not insult my customers.
I love my customers.
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Well, you do call them mcUglies.
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Only the ugly ones.
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I call the dumb ones "mcStupids."
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Here's your cut, Joy. Thanks.
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Lot of, uh, grope-y divorcees today,
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so good day for me, good day for you.
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Here you go, Joy.
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Thank you. Mm-hmm.
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Oh, Mo, it looks like a
wallet-sized photo of you
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accidentally got stuck
in between the bills.
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How'd that get in there?
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You can keep it.
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Here you go, Joy. Thanks.
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Guys, this money's really gonna
help our lady of angels.
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Aw, I don't know why you feel the need
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to give your hard-earned money
to the catholic church.
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If you want to donate
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to someone who scares people
out of having a sex life,
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just, uh, give it to Ben.
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I'm gonna say a little prayer for you.
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Oh, no. Please don't. No,
I'm doing it right now.
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No, cut it out! I'll pray with you.
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Amen. Okay, it's over then.
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* It's time to show the world
what they've waited for *
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* something like they've
never seen before *
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* whoa, we're just getting started *
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* just getting started *
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Sync and corrections by squallounet
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all right. Just closed out the register.
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You dorks are making me rich.
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Anyway...
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Who's ready to party?
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Huh? Mo?
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I-I can't, Ben. It's laundry night.
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You want to come with me?
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Mo, for the last time, I'm
not doing laundry with you.
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That's just so gay, you know?
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Buzzy, what are you doing tonight?
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I'm going to a gay bar.
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Can I come?
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Sorry, Ben. Spinner night is Tuesday.
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Come on, buzz. We can take
the "T" together. Yeah.
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Joy? I'm sorry, Ben.
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Bart wants me to come
home right after work.
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Why? Well, it's what he wants.
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What am I gonna do? Just
not go home one day
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and end my marriage and
start a whole new life?
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I mean, that would just be...
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Nah.
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See? When two people understand each other,
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they don't have to say a word.
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That's kind of beautiful. Mm-hmm.
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Hey, I'm going home to change.
See you tonight at 8:00?
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All right, yeah. I'll pick you up.
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What?
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What was that?
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You and Charmaine got a hot date?
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You and the charmaniac
gonna tear it up, are you?
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We're taking a Spanish class together.
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Oh. "Charmaniac"?
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Yeah, charmaniac is a cool nickname.
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Oh, you're gonna double
down on "charmaniac."
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I would have gone with embarrassment,
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but I guess it's your money.
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Yeah, whatever. Later.
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I'll have a beer by myself.
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That doesn't bother me. Never does.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Rita! Rita! What the hell are you doing?
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I'm ordering champagne at the Ritz.
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What does it look like I'm doing?
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I'm tossing cat turds into
a dumpster in the alley.
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Yeah, okay.
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But the entrance to my business
is, like, 20 feet away.
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Oh, relax. I never miss.
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I almost never miss.
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Ugh. What are you doing?
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Just having a beer.
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Oh, by yourself?
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No, I think some people are coming.
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'Cause, I mean, if no one shows,
you can come hang out over here.
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My sisters are out playing bingo.
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It's just me and lady. Who's lady?
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The turd machine I live with.
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So, uh, should I put pants on, or what?
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Yeah. What the hell? I'll be right over.
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Oh. I got it, Joy!
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Oh, no, Lonnie, you don't
have to pick up after me.
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It's my job. I wouldn't ring up customers
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and look at pictures of Mark
Harmon on the Internet,
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'cause that's your job.
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Thanks, Jonah.
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All right. Here we go, Joy.
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Oh, thank you. You're welcome.
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So, how you doing, Joy?
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I'm good. Good.
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Yeah. Good.
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So, uh...
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Listen, Joy.
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Yeah, Mo?
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Uh, I was just thinking, um, sometimes...
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When, um...
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I forgot what I was gonna say.
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Sounded like you didn't have
anything to say to begin with.
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I had something to say, Lonnie.
Didn't sound like it.
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Sounded like you wanted
to talk to Joy here,
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but you didn't have anything to say
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and you couldn't think of
anything in the moment,
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so you just froze.
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That's not what happened, Lonnie.
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Now it sounds like you're lying
'cause you're embarrassed.
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This is what my aunt Bonnie would call
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a real awkward moment.
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I'm not embarrassed, Lonnie.
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Did anyone see the sox game last night?
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I did! That's a lie.
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Hey. Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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So, uh...
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How was Spanish class last night?
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It was fine.
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Okay.
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You be straight with me.
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All right. What's "Spanish class" code for?
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Oh. You know, I'm glad you asked.
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"Spanish class."
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Come on, Aje. It's me.
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You don't have to be embarrassed.
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You got a little thing for Charmaine.
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For that Charmaine?
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Yeah, she's got a sexy energy.
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You can't tel me you haven't noticed.
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You done, mcUgly.
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How have I been so blind?
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What? Yeah? What's, uh...
Can I come in?
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Yeah, come on in. Let me just, uh...
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Let me grab that door behind
you, if you don't mind.
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Let me ask you a question, Ben.
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You ever have a situation
where you like someone,
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and every time you try to talk to her,
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you can't think of anything
interesting to say? No.
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Listen, Mo, I did a terrible thing.
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What? What'd you do?
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Never mind. Never mind.
W-w-w-w-what were you gonna say?
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I'm so frustrated.
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When I see Joy, it's like my whole brain...
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Oh, shut it, Mo! I banged
Rita Doyle, all right?!
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I did not see that coming. I know.
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I know, right? I mean, me.
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You know, I'm a business owner.
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I'm a good-looking guy.
I've got a great body.
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You can't really tell
sometimes 'cause of my size
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and the way these vests make me look,
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but they give me a waist.
What you gonna do, you know?
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Anyway, point is, I'm a catch.
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I'm a catch, and I banged Rita Doyle.
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But good.
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But... bad.
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It's okay, Ben.
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Everybody's done a go-below
at least once in their lives.
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A what? A go-below.
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It's when you sleep with someone
below your sexual status.
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I had one with my cous...
With a girl named Paula
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who lives in Falmouth in my aunt's house.
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Right.
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A go-below.
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That's exactly what I did.
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Damn it. Look, I only told you this
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'cause you're my best friend, all right?
It's not something
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I want everyone in the shop to know about.
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No, of course. It's what best friends do.
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They're there for each other.
Damn straight.
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Now, what can I help you with, buddy?
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Before I came in your office, I
stopped by Joy's desk and...
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Oh, Jesus. Get over yourself, Mo.
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I banged Rita Doyle.
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You know, the pope is coming
to Philadelphia next week.
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Joy, um...
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I'm sorry. It's just not my thing anymore.
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If you ever want to talk about
it, you know where I work.
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Well, thank you, but
don't hold your breath.
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I understand. Yeah.
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Are you praying for me?
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don't pray for me. Come on. Take it back.
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Amen. Too late! No take-backs.
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It's already in the lord's ear, sucker!
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So, you're telling me you've
never noticed her hands.
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Charmaine's got unbelievable hands.
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Why do girls keep trying to
get guys to appreciate hands?
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Hands don't gain weight.
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Well, it's not just her hands.
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You know, we take yoga together.
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Uh-huh. And she's got a hot body.
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Her skin is flawless,
and she smells so good.
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It's like she sweats freaking gardenias.
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Oh, man. She must have enormous pores.
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You're joking, but I think
you're attracted to her.
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You know what it sounds like?
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It sounds like you're attracted to her.
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Joke all you want.
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I know what's going on. Oh, yeah?
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Yeah, have fun at your
study session tonight.
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I have a feeling it's
gonna be an all-nighter.
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Wink, wink.
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You know you're blinking, right?
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I've never been able to wink.
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Hey, Joy. Say, did you, um...
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Did I what?
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Uh...
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Did you, uh, see the, uh...
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Oh. It's happening again.
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No, it isn't. Yeah.
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You got nothing to say. You
just want to talk to Joy.
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That's not true, Lonnie.
Then say something.
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Well, uh... That's not something.
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Well, uh... still not something.
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It's okay, Mo.
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You don't have to have
anything to say to me.
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It's just nice to see you.
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Okay, but I do have something to say.
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Lying! I, uh...
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That's not something. I, uh...
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That's not something. Ben
slept with Rita Doyle.
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That's something.
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Oh, my.
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That's what my aunt bunny
would call a go-below.
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?Como Se dice "chaise lounge" en espa?ol?
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Chaise lounge.
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S๏ฟฝ. Bueno.
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?Como Se dice "saxophone" en espa?ol?
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El saxof๏ฟฝn.
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Man, it's like you've been
speaking it your whole life.
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This shit just comes easy to me.
254
00:09:57,829 --> 00:09:59,162
Mm.
255
00:10:04,302 --> 00:10:06,002
What are you looking at?
256
00:10:06,004 --> 00:10:07,537
Your hands.
257
00:10:07,539 --> 00:10:08,705
What about my hands?
258
00:10:08,707 --> 00:10:11,875
Nothing. They're... they're nice.
259
00:10:11,877 --> 00:10:13,376
Too real.
260
00:10:13,378 --> 00:10:14,644
Another egg roll, please.
261
00:10:14,646 --> 00:10:16,513
Yeah. Sure, sure.
262
00:10:16,515 --> 00:10:18,515
Mm. We should study that grammar book.
263
00:10:18,517 --> 00:10:20,116
That's what this quiz is on.
264
00:10:23,355 --> 00:10:24,954
You smell nice. What is that?
265
00:10:24,956 --> 00:10:27,790
Annoyance by Charmaine.
266
00:10:27,792 --> 00:10:30,093
I know that book is in here.
267
00:10:37,869 --> 00:10:40,537
Fine. Sean Flynn. There's your answer.
268
00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:42,005
Go on.
269
00:10:42,007 --> 00:10:44,574
Father Sean Flynn. He was
my priest growing up.
270
00:10:44,576 --> 00:10:46,876
That's why I left the church.
271
00:10:46,878 --> 00:10:48,311
Buzzy...
272
00:10:48,313 --> 00:10:50,146
He sodomized you, didn't he?
273
00:10:50,148 --> 00:10:51,714
No. No, no, no. No.
274
00:10:51,716 --> 00:10:55,518
He didn't sodomize me. He
was a great and wise man.
275
00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:59,022
He made me feel special at a
time when no one else did.
276
00:10:59,024 --> 00:11:00,557
And then... he sodomized you!
277
00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:02,559
Oh! No, no, no.
278
00:11:02,561 --> 00:11:06,396
He never did that. That's
not what this story is.
279
00:11:06,398 --> 00:11:08,565
He was the center of my family's life,
280
00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:11,167
and then he got sick... Very sick.
281
00:11:11,169 --> 00:11:14,704
So we prayed for a miracle,
because Sean Flynn taught us
282
00:11:14,706 --> 00:11:17,740
that if you prayed hard
enough, miracles do happen.
283
00:11:17,742 --> 00:11:20,610
But guess what? They don't.
284
00:11:20,612 --> 00:11:24,013
And I never even got a chance
to say goodbye to him.
285
00:11:24,015 --> 00:11:26,082
Oh, Buzzy, miracles do happen.
286
00:11:26,084 --> 00:11:28,418
They happen all the time. You
just have to look for them.
287
00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:30,520
Yeah, that's what my next priest said,
288
00:11:30,522 --> 00:11:32,589
and I wanted to believe him, but then...
289
00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:33,790
He sodomized you?!
290
00:11:33,792 --> 00:11:35,024
Geez! No.
291
00:11:35,026 --> 00:11:36,225
No, no, no!
292
00:11:36,227 --> 00:11:37,961
I-I-I started dating someone.
293
00:11:37,963 --> 00:11:40,196
I lost interest in the church.
294
00:11:40,198 --> 00:11:42,198
What is the matter with you?
295
00:11:44,803 --> 00:11:46,135
What the hell kind of foolishness
296
00:11:46,137 --> 00:11:48,104
did you say to A.J. Yesterday?
297
00:11:48,106 --> 00:11:50,440
Why? What happened? He tried to kiss me.
298
00:11:50,442 --> 00:11:52,108
I knew it.
299
00:11:52,110 --> 00:11:54,277
Do you know how weird it was
to have that skinny, goofy,
300
00:11:54,279 --> 00:11:58,314
tom-Hanks-looking fool coming at me?
301
00:11:58,316 --> 00:12:01,451
That Forrest Gump tried to
get in my box of chocolates!
302
00:12:07,292 --> 00:12:10,059
I knew he was into you. He's not into me.
303
00:12:10,061 --> 00:12:12,061
He told me you put the idea in his head.
304
00:12:12,063 --> 00:12:14,230
Now I'm in the middle of
your little drama with him.
305
00:12:14,232 --> 00:12:16,432
What drama? Look, can we
please get off the local
306
00:12:16,434 --> 00:12:19,736
and take the express to cut-the-shitville?
307
00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:21,771
You're worried A.J. Has a thing for me
308
00:12:21,773 --> 00:12:24,407
because you still have
unresolved weirdness with him.
309
00:12:24,409 --> 00:12:26,843
Okay, you are
so off base with this.
310
00:12:26,845 --> 00:12:28,144
I mean, seriously,
311
00:12:28,146 --> 00:12:30,580
it is so wrong, it's entertaining,
312
00:12:30,582 --> 00:12:32,415
so, I mean, go on.
313
00:12:33,985 --> 00:12:35,451
You haven't dealt with your stuff,
314
00:12:35,453 --> 00:12:37,186
and it's made things weird between you two.
315
00:12:37,188 --> 00:12:38,655
Now you're probably gonna tell me
316
00:12:38,657 --> 00:12:40,490
what you would do if you
were in my position,
317
00:12:40,492 --> 00:12:41,958
which I'm definitely not in.
318
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,459
I wasn't gonna do that. Seriously, do it.
319
00:12:43,461 --> 00:12:46,095
What would you do if you
were in my position?
320
00:12:46,097 --> 00:12:49,098
There's two possibilities. If
you don't have feelings for him
321
00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:51,668
and it's just sexual tension, release it.
322
00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:55,104
A little futon funk would be
the best thing you could do.
323
00:12:57,442 --> 00:12:59,008
And the other one?
324
00:12:59,010 --> 00:13:00,643
If you still have feelings for him,
325
00:13:00,645 --> 00:13:02,045
don't jump into bed with him.
326
00:13:02,047 --> 00:13:03,980
That would be the worst thing you could do.
327
00:13:03,982 --> 00:13:06,015
If you were
anywhere in the ballpark
328
00:13:06,017 --> 00:13:07,850
of what I was actually going through...
329
00:13:07,852 --> 00:13:10,019
I'd really have to figure
out how I felt about him
330
00:13:10,021 --> 00:13:11,688
and which direction I'd take it it.
331
00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:13,790
Yes, you would.
332
00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:17,126
Figure it out.
333
00:13:26,071 --> 00:13:27,070
Hi.
334
00:13:27,072 --> 00:13:28,137
Hi. Mm-hmm.
335
00:13:28,139 --> 00:13:30,239
Oh, I'm not comfortable!
336
00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:33,843
What's wrong, Lonnie? That
was just hard to watch.
337
00:13:33,845 --> 00:13:36,145
What was? Ben and Rita
seeing each other like that.
338
00:13:36,147 --> 00:13:38,247
What's weird about Ben and
Rita seeing each other?
339
00:13:38,249 --> 00:13:39,882
They had intercourse two nights ago.
340
00:13:39,884 --> 00:13:42,385
What?!
341
00:13:42,387 --> 00:13:43,986
Oh, that is excellent.
342
00:13:45,390 --> 00:13:47,490
You said you weren't gonna say anything!
343
00:13:47,492 --> 00:13:48,991
Mo!
344
00:13:48,993 --> 00:13:50,760
I couldn't think of anything
else to talk about!
345
00:13:50,762 --> 00:13:52,729
Great! Now my sisters know.
346
00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:55,364
Oh, yeah, right, like you
didn't tell your sisters.
347
00:13:55,366 --> 00:13:57,333
Of course I didn't tell my sisters.
348
00:13:57,335 --> 00:14:00,837
You think I want my family
to know I had a go-below?
349
00:14:03,908 --> 00:14:05,408
What?
350
00:14:05,410 --> 00:14:07,176
You must have been really
horny the other night
351
00:14:07,178 --> 00:14:09,946
to take a bite out of that kosher pickle.
352
00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:12,682
Yeah. Horny's one thing,
353
00:14:12,684 --> 00:14:14,450
but that?! That's sick!
354
00:14:16,121 --> 00:14:18,254
I don't ever want this to end.
355
00:14:18,256 --> 00:14:20,089
Okay, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Okay.
356
00:14:20,091 --> 00:14:23,126
If anyone here had a go-below,
it was me, all right?
357
00:14:23,128 --> 00:14:24,861
I mean, come on. Come on.
358
00:14:24,863 --> 00:14:28,297
Look at her and look at me, huh?
359
00:14:28,299 --> 00:14:29,699
I am looking at you.
360
00:14:29,701 --> 00:14:32,468
It's like looking at a
very hairy 6-year-old.
361
00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:34,771
Oh. Oh!
362
00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:36,205
Okay. Okay.
363
00:14:36,207 --> 00:14:37,607
Well, guess what, Rita?
364
00:14:37,609 --> 00:14:39,942
You talk like a cartoon dinosaur!
365
00:14:39,944 --> 00:14:43,112
No, I do not!
366
00:14:43,114 --> 00:14:44,647
Yeah. And for your information,
367
00:14:44,649 --> 00:14:47,450
on planet earth, I'm the
bigger catch, right?
368
00:14:47,452 --> 00:14:49,552
I'm cute-to-handsome. I
own my own business.
369
00:14:49,554 --> 00:14:52,121
You know what? You want to know the truth?
I can tell you the truth!
370
00:14:52,123 --> 00:14:53,389
Oh, yeah? Yeah!
371
00:14:53,391 --> 00:14:55,224
I faked my orgasm! I faked my orgasm!
372
00:14:57,662 --> 00:15:00,797
Well, that took a turn, didn't it?
373
00:15:05,737 --> 00:15:08,805
Okay, boys, say goodbye
and thank you to Buzzy.
374
00:15:08,807 --> 00:15:10,473
You know, I never caught your names.
375
00:15:10,475 --> 00:15:12,642
I'm Sean. I'm Flynn.
376
00:15:12,644 --> 00:15:14,677
Wow. I used to know a...
377
00:15:14,679 --> 00:15:16,913
Oh, never mind.
378
00:15:16,915 --> 00:15:18,781
Boys, what do you want to say to Buzzy?
379
00:15:18,783 --> 00:15:21,150
Thank you, Buzzy. And goodbye.
380
00:15:21,152 --> 00:15:22,785
Yeah.
381
00:15:22,787 --> 00:15:24,287
Yeah, uh...
382
00:15:24,289 --> 00:15:26,255
Goodbye, Sean, Flynn.
383
00:15:30,094 --> 00:15:31,527
Oh, no, no, no.
384
00:15:31,529 --> 00:15:33,496
That... that could have been a coincidence.
385
00:15:33,498 --> 00:15:35,331
Or was it a miracle
386
00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:38,134
because I prayed for you to have
closure with father Sean Flynn?
387
00:15:38,136 --> 00:15:40,603
Are those really my only two options?
388
00:15:50,181 --> 00:15:52,281
Who is it?!
389
00:15:52,283 --> 00:15:53,683
It's Danni?
390
00:16:03,394 --> 00:16:04,994
Hey. What are you doing here?
391
00:16:04,996 --> 00:16:07,230
Hi. I needed to see you.
392
00:16:07,232 --> 00:16:08,731
It's 1:00 in the morning.
393
00:16:08,733 --> 00:16:11,901
I know, I know, I know. I
know, it's just, um...
394
00:16:11,903 --> 00:16:13,169
Okay.
395
00:16:13,171 --> 00:16:15,037
Um...
396
00:16:15,039 --> 00:16:18,541
I-I-I feel like there's this...
This weird tension between us,
397
00:16:18,543 --> 00:16:22,712
and I think the best way
to release it is...
398
00:16:22,714 --> 00:16:23,813
To...
399
00:16:25,516 --> 00:16:27,350
Give me the $3 that you owe me.
400
00:16:27,352 --> 00:16:29,051
What? Yeah.
401
00:16:29,053 --> 00:16:31,754
Yeah, we went for coffee the
other day, and I paid for it.
402
00:16:31,756 --> 00:16:34,156
It's been weird ever since.
403
00:16:34,158 --> 00:16:36,893
You're here because you want
me to give you $3 right now?
404
00:16:36,895 --> 00:16:38,060
No, no, no, no, no, no.
405
00:16:38,062 --> 00:16:39,528
You're right.
406
00:16:39,530 --> 00:16:41,364
Uh, you can pay me tomorrow, right?
407
00:16:41,366 --> 00:16:42,798
But don't forget.
408
00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:58,581
Danni, is that you?
409
00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:01,684
Yeah.
410
00:17:03,087 --> 00:17:03,920
What's up?
411
00:17:03,922 --> 00:17:05,254
So, uh, yeah...
412
00:17:05,256 --> 00:17:07,189
You know, we slept together once,
413
00:17:07,191 --> 00:17:11,527
and, you know, we never really
talked about it, so I-I, um...
414
00:17:11,529 --> 00:17:13,029
I know we work together,
415
00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:15,264
and I feel like there's
this tension between us,
416
00:17:15,266 --> 00:17:19,936
and I think the best way
to release it is to...
417
00:17:21,806 --> 00:17:24,073
Forget the $3 that you owe me, all right?
418
00:17:24,075 --> 00:17:26,742
It's my treat, so... we're good.
419
00:17:26,744 --> 00:17:30,346
I, uh, bid you good night.
420
00:17:38,289 --> 00:17:40,222
Danni, what are you doing?
421
00:17:47,131 --> 00:17:48,898
Hey, Mo.
422
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:50,833
Hey, Joy.
423
00:17:50,835 --> 00:17:53,703
Uh, say, did you, uh...
424
00:17:56,307 --> 00:17:59,342
Buckle up, pigeon. It's
gonna be a bumpy ride.
425
00:18:03,147 --> 00:18:06,082
Did you, uh, know...
426
00:18:06,084 --> 00:18:09,652
That that star right there is Sirius?
427
00:18:09,654 --> 00:18:12,488
That's the fourth-closest
star to the planet earth.
428
00:18:12,490 --> 00:18:13,856
Wow. I didn't know that.
429
00:18:13,858 --> 00:18:15,925
Yeah. Uh, the light we're seeing right now
430
00:18:15,927 --> 00:18:18,461
started shining about 8 1/2 years ago.
431
00:18:18,463 --> 00:18:21,263
Right about the same time
that you moved onto my block.
432
00:18:21,265 --> 00:18:23,432
And we started walking to school together.
433
00:18:23,434 --> 00:18:25,601
Yeah, we did. We did.
434
00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:30,373
He did good, pigeon.
435
00:18:34,345 --> 00:18:36,846
Hey, Danni. I feel like I
didn't see you at all today.
436
00:18:36,848 --> 00:18:39,181
I-I know. I know. We were both so busy.
437
00:18:39,183 --> 00:18:42,218
Yeah. Uh, listen. I think
you were exactly right.
438
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:44,387
I think things were weird
between us, you know?
439
00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:45,888
I think we needed last night.
440
00:18:45,890 --> 00:18:48,024
And it was fun, you know?
It was really good.
441
00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:50,192
In fact, I kind of feel
like you owe me 3 bucks.
442
00:18:50,194 --> 00:18:52,695
But, you know, it's great.
Now we can be friends again.
443
00:18:52,697 --> 00:18:55,364
Totally. Totally. I mean,
that's what you wanted, right?
444
00:18:55,366 --> 00:18:57,033
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
445
00:18:57,035 --> 00:18:58,901
I mean, if... if I wanted
something more than that,
446
00:18:58,903 --> 00:19:00,536
you know, coming over last night
447
00:19:00,538 --> 00:19:02,571
would have been the worst
thing I could do, so...
448
00:19:02,573 --> 00:19:04,373
I think it was really good. So good.
449
00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:05,975
So, we're cool. Yeah, we're cool.
450
00:19:05,977 --> 00:19:07,076
Okay. Yeah. It's good.
451
00:19:07,078 --> 00:19:08,577
Cool. So, uh...
452
00:19:08,579 --> 00:19:10,079
You can go. Okay, great.
453
00:19:14,252 --> 00:19:15,551
You are so not cool.
454
00:19:16,554 --> 00:19:18,220
I am so not cool.
455
00:19:18,222 --> 00:19:20,289
You can cry on my shoulder if you want.
456
00:19:21,826 --> 00:19:23,726
Just don't get it in my hair.
457
00:19:25,997 --> 00:19:28,431
You smell really good. Okay, enough.
458
00:19:31,002 --> 00:19:34,003
All right, who's... Okay.
There's no one out here.
459
00:19:36,507 --> 00:19:38,774
Lonnie, where'd everyone go?
They all had plans.
460
00:19:38,776 --> 00:19:41,277
Crap. I thought we could all have a beer.
461
00:19:41,279 --> 00:19:42,745
Hey, Lonnie. Can you have a beer?
462
00:19:42,747 --> 00:19:44,280
No. Oh, you got plans?
463
00:19:44,282 --> 00:19:45,414
No.
464
00:19:47,051 --> 00:19:49,085
All right.
465
00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:51,921
Guess I'll just have another one by myself.
466
00:20:03,434 --> 00:20:06,535
Oh. Oh, Rita, Jesus! Now
what are you doing?
467
00:20:06,537 --> 00:20:08,437
I'm practicing my curtsey.
468
00:20:08,439 --> 00:20:11,307
What the hell does it look like I'm doing?
469
00:20:11,309 --> 00:20:14,243
I'm dropping a load of canary
crap into the dumpster.
470
00:20:14,245 --> 00:20:16,078
Just walk it down, Rita.
471
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,380
I don't want to walk it down, Ben.
472
00:20:20,284 --> 00:20:21,817
Jesus.
473
00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:25,654
Look, about our fight earlier, I want to...
474
00:20:25,656 --> 00:20:27,823
I want to say I'm sorry about what I said.
475
00:20:27,825 --> 00:20:30,759
Yeah. I'm... I'm sorry
about what I said, too.
476
00:20:30,761 --> 00:20:35,131
I don't think you look like
a very hairy 6-year-old.
477
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:37,299
And I don't think you sound
like a cartoon dinosaur.
478
00:20:37,301 --> 00:20:39,135
And I don't think I'm any better than you.
479
00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:40,970
And I don't think I'm any better than you.
480
00:20:40,972 --> 00:20:43,272
And I didn't fake my orgasm.
481
00:20:43,274 --> 00:20:46,175
Damn, it is chilly out here tonight.
482
00:20:48,746 --> 00:20:51,313
I don't regret what we did.
483
00:20:51,315 --> 00:20:54,416
I get lonely sometimes, you know?
484
00:20:54,418 --> 00:20:55,818
Yeah. I, uh...
485
00:20:55,820 --> 00:20:57,653
I get lonely sometimes, too.
486
00:20:58,823 --> 00:21:01,157
You know, um...
487
00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:03,459
If you're lonely,
488
00:21:03,461 --> 00:21:07,163
and I'm lonely...
489
00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:08,797
Uh...
490
00:21:12,937 --> 00:21:15,371
Keep your pants off. I'm coming right over.
491
00:21:15,395 --> 00:21:17,395
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