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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:02,960 - Previously on Young Sheldon... - Oh, dear. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,749 You having a hard time adjusting to high school? 3 00:00:04,750 --> 00:00:06,870 I'm having a hard time adjusting to Earth. 4 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:07,920 Hey, doofus. 5 00:00:07,930 --> 00:00:09,080 - (CLUCKS) - (SCREAMS) 6 00:00:09,130 --> 00:00:10,690 Who's going to church with me tomorrow? 7 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:12,980 - I'll go with you, Mom. - You don't believe in God. 8 00:00:13,030 --> 00:00:14,630 SHELDON: Nope, but I believe in Mom. 9 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:17,050 Look at my face. Tell me what you see. 10 00:00:17,070 --> 00:00:19,720 That you're old. I said put me down! 11 00:00:21,272 --> 00:00:22,856 I have a tough time making friends, too. 12 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:25,149 Well, good luck on your quest to find a friend. 13 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:26,890 (WHISPERS): Tell me where it hurts. 14 00:00:26,940 --> 00:00:29,190 "If it's funny, it's a Bazinga." 15 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:31,860 - What a charming young man. - Kook. 16 00:00:31,910 --> 00:00:33,650 (GRUNTING) 17 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:34,830 (SCREAMS) 18 00:00:34,870 --> 00:00:36,990 Did you tell my granddaughter she can't play baseball? 19 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:38,740 Meemaw got a date with the coach. 20 00:00:38,790 --> 00:00:40,740 Why Sheldon Cooper should go to college. 21 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:42,350 - Cheese. - (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 22 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,500 - You be Spock. I'll be Kirk. - Aye, Captain. 23 00:00:46,550 --> 00:00:47,750 Greetings, Mother. 24 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:50,500 Are you running a gambling room in the back of the Laundromat? 25 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:51,780 - No. - (SIREN CHIRPS) 26 00:00:51,810 --> 00:00:53,710 OFFICER: Please stop running. 27 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,260 I love you. 28 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:01,720 Sorry. That was a little hard. 29 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:02,770 - I'm Georgie. - Mandy. 30 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:06,520 - I'm pregnant. - She's here. 31 00:01:07,570 --> 00:01:09,290 Dad, we need to get out of the car. 32 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:10,730 Connie, I'm so sorry. 33 00:01:10,780 --> 00:01:12,270 I'm going to MIT. 34 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:14,940 - Caltech? - Caltech. 35 00:01:18,662 --> 00:01:22,000 ADULT SHELDON: It had been 27 days since my father's funeral, 36 00:01:22,050 --> 00:01:24,990 and everyone was still understandably out of sorts. 37 00:01:25,044 --> 00:01:27,160 Finish up, we got to get to church. 38 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:28,799 We already went Wednesday and Thursday. 39 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:31,040 - Isn't that enough? - Jesus died for you. 40 00:01:31,090 --> 00:01:32,720 He didn't ask if that was enough. 41 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:35,960 Please let us come live with you. 42 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:38,210 Just give her some time. She'll settle down. 43 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:39,710 Do we really have to go? 44 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:41,550 Yes, you really have to go. 45 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:42,800 Ugh. 46 00:01:42,850 --> 00:01:45,550 ADULT SHELDON: Even as a child, I was always doing things 47 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:46,890 to make other people happy. 48 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,310 AMY: Doing things to make other people happy? 49 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,420 - You've got to be kidding me. - (STAMMERS) 50 00:01:52,030 --> 00:01:53,520 Don't read over my shoulder. 51 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:56,380 Well, are you writing your memoir or a fantasy novel? 52 00:01:57,230 --> 00:02:00,140 For your information, the word "memoir" comes from "memory," 53 00:02:00,150 --> 00:02:02,110 and these memories are mine. 54 00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:04,470 And since when do you go out of your way 55 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:05,990 to make other people happy? 56 00:02:06,820 --> 00:02:09,030 How about once a year on your birthday? 57 00:02:09,088 --> 00:02:10,490 Other than that, when? 58 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:13,530 - All the time. - Sheldon, while I was giving birth, 59 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:15,210 you Zoomed in to a seminar. 60 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:17,040 You were taking forever to dilate, 61 00:02:17,096 --> 00:02:19,720 and I had already made my contribution to the project. 62 00:02:19,770 --> 00:02:22,960 Which, need I remind you, was on your birthday. 63 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:25,220 I would love to dissect your brain 64 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:27,340 to see which part is missing. 65 00:02:27,398 --> 00:02:30,800 Or you'll find an all-new structure no one's ever seen before, 66 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:33,020 an evolutionary leap forward. 67 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:35,380 Don't push me, I have a bone saw. 68 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:39,760 All these years, and the passion is still there. 69 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:43,700 ? Nobody else is stronger than I am ? 70 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:46,330 ? Yesterday I moved a mountain ? 71 00:02:46,380 --> 00:02:49,260 ? I bet I could be your hero ? 72 00:02:49,310 --> 00:02:51,940 ? I am a mighty little man ? 73 00:02:51,990 --> 00:02:55,330 ? I am a mighty little man. ? 74 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:58,750 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 75 00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:00,210 JEFF: Let me remind you 76 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:04,170 that Emmanuel means "God with us," 77 00:03:04,180 --> 00:03:06,630 and I promise you, he is. 78 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:09,720 Now, let's all bow our heads in silent prayer. 79 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:16,050 - What is that? - It's my new laptop. 80 00:03:16,070 --> 00:03:19,020 Dr. Sturgis and Dr. Linkletter gave it to me as a graduation gift. 81 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:20,520 - (LAPTOP BEEPS) - Why is it here? 82 00:03:20,576 --> 00:03:22,520 It's a laptop. This is where my lap is. 83 00:03:22,578 --> 00:03:24,020 Does it have games on it? 84 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:25,820 Solitaire and Minesweeper. 85 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:27,240 - Let me try. - No. 86 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:28,400 Put it away. 87 00:03:28,459 --> 00:03:29,560 Uh, Coopers? 88 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:32,200 Is there an issue? 89 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:35,290 No, no. Keep praying. We'll, uh, catch up. 90 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,410 Sheldon, what you got there? 91 00:03:37,468 --> 00:03:39,080 An IBM ThinkPad. 92 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:41,420 Does that seem appropriate for church? 93 00:03:41,472 --> 00:03:43,530 It's a miracle of technology. 94 00:03:44,150 --> 00:03:47,090 Luddites, this is a portable computer. 95 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:49,160 50 megahertz of processing power, 96 00:03:49,210 --> 00:03:50,820 four megabytes of RAM. 97 00:03:50,870 --> 00:03:52,880 Behold and worship. 98 00:03:52,930 --> 00:03:55,140 ADULT SHELDON: What a mischievous imp I was. 99 00:03:55,194 --> 00:03:57,430 - AMY: We should start getting ready. - Oh, hold on. 100 00:03:57,488 --> 00:03:58,890 Want to see something neat? 101 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:01,320 Is it you starting to get ready for your son's hockey game? 102 00:04:01,370 --> 00:04:02,560 Because that would be neat. 103 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:04,940 Oh, I'm not going to that. But check this out. 104 00:04:05,550 --> 00:04:08,860 My first laptop from 1994. 105 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,740 Terrific. What do you mean you're not going? 106 00:04:11,570 --> 00:04:14,520 Children on skates hitting a rubber puck with a stick. 107 00:04:14,570 --> 00:04:15,830 Why would I want to see that? 108 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:19,250 Because Leonard is your son, and he is one of those children. 109 00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:21,900 This is why I wanted to wait until cloning was possible. 110 00:04:21,950 --> 00:04:24,960 Because the old-fashioned way got us a hockey player. 111 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:26,550 Get dressed. 112 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,870 But I'm busy. I'm writing about my last few days in Texas 113 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:31,110 before going to Caltech. 114 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:32,720 It's very emotional. 115 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:33,870 I can see that. 116 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:36,470 - Hit the showers. - (STAMMERS) I'm right in the middle. 117 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:38,100 Mom's going off the rails, 118 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:40,180 I'm holding the whole family together. 119 00:04:40,230 --> 00:04:41,690 This is riveting stuff. 120 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:43,450 Well, I am leaving in an hour 121 00:04:43,470 --> 00:04:45,010 and you are coming with me. 122 00:04:45,750 --> 00:04:46,860 (COUGHS) 123 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:48,650 Stop it. You are not sick. 124 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:51,680 You're not that kind of doctor. You don't know. 125 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:00,950 (DOOR CLOSES) 126 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,580 Is this what you do when I'm not here? 127 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,740 You could've walked in on a lot worse. 128 00:05:06,750 --> 00:05:08,360 Hey, how's it going over there? 129 00:05:08,410 --> 00:05:10,870 Well, about as good as you could hope. 130 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:13,110 Just worried about Mary. 131 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:14,640 Is she hitting the bottle? 132 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:17,380 Hitting the Bible, hard. 133 00:05:17,430 --> 00:05:19,000 Well, that's not that bad. 134 00:05:19,050 --> 00:05:21,350 Well, she's pushing away her children 135 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:23,350 just when they need her the most. 136 00:05:23,407 --> 00:05:25,900 Other than being there for them, what else can you do? 137 00:05:28,030 --> 00:05:29,230 I don't know. 138 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:31,560 Hey, you know, when I was young 139 00:05:31,610 --> 00:05:33,530 and lost and mad at the world, 140 00:05:33,580 --> 00:05:37,030 picking up a guitar kept me from going down a bad road. 141 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:38,630 So, what're you saying? 142 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,980 Missy and Sheldon should form a band? 143 00:05:41,590 --> 00:05:43,120 Worked for the Carpenters. 144 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,290 Put some pants on. 145 00:05:48,130 --> 00:05:49,900 ? I got no pants ? 146 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:52,510 ? On my legs. ? 147 00:05:55,770 --> 00:05:57,800 Why is there still a placemat there? 148 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,520 That's your father's seat. 149 00:05:59,570 --> 00:06:00,890 But he's not here. 150 00:06:01,990 --> 00:06:03,390 He's here in spirit. 151 00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:05,690 - No, he's not. - Shut up, Sheldon. 152 00:06:07,390 --> 00:06:08,900 Chicken's good, Mary. 153 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:11,400 Thank the Colonel. I wasn't up to cooking. 154 00:06:11,455 --> 00:06:15,400 11 secret herbs and spices. It's a delicious mystery. 155 00:06:15,459 --> 00:06:17,750 Mandy, did you change the topic to fried chicken 156 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,120 because my topic was awkward? 157 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:20,370 I did. 158 00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:22,490 And is it awkward that I'm bringing it up again? 159 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,080 It's getting there. 160 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:26,160 It's not a magic chair, anyone can sit there, 161 00:06:26,210 --> 00:06:28,460 and even if spirits existed, which they don't, 162 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:30,500 they can't call dibs on furniture. 163 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:32,960 If I sit in it, will you please stop talking about it? 164 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:34,370 I suppose so. 165 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:36,160 Fine. 166 00:06:42,790 --> 00:06:44,220 - No. - Don't do it. 167 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:46,230 - Stop! - (SIGHS) Thank you. 168 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:48,540 (SIGHS) 169 00:06:48,590 --> 00:06:50,380 There's something I have been thinking about 170 00:06:50,430 --> 00:06:52,400 that I would like you kids to consider. 171 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:55,440 I want you both to get baptized. 172 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:56,930 (CLEARS THROAT) 173 00:06:56,980 --> 00:06:58,700 This is some good chicken. 174 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:01,240 See how I changed the subject when Mom made it awkward? 175 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:03,530 No, I am serious. 176 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:06,540 This is important. It is about saving your souls. 177 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,270 - I'm not doing it. - Me neither. 178 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:11,210 - It ain't no big deal. I did it. - Really? 179 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,250 Yeah, he kissed a girl in the tub, 180 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:14,800 and she punched him in the face. 181 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:17,470 Really? 182 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:21,050 I'm gonna say pepper's one of the secret spices. 183 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,600 - That leaves ten. - MARY: Okay, 184 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:23,890 enough changing the subject. 185 00:07:23,940 --> 00:07:25,380 You two are getting baptized, 186 00:07:25,430 --> 00:07:27,130 and that is the end of the discussion. 187 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,940 - You can't make us. - End of discussion. 188 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:34,070 So, tell me about this girl you kissed. 189 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,190 Can we please talk about something else? 190 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:37,840 Fine. 191 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:40,410 Her name was Veronica Duncan, 192 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:42,780 and he was madly in love with her for years. 193 00:07:42,838 --> 00:07:44,330 End of discussion. 194 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:45,540 She kind of looked like you. 195 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:47,620 Except taller and younger. 196 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:49,250 Mm-hmm. 197 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,800 Hey. What you watching? 198 00:07:56,390 --> 00:07:57,510 Nothing. 199 00:07:58,220 --> 00:08:00,380 - Where's your mom? - I don't know. 200 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:03,180 Probably church, again. 201 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:05,680 Yeah, I guess she's been a little extra... 202 00:08:05,736 --> 00:08:08,770 - Nutty? - Religious. 203 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:11,190 She dragged me to church three times this week. 204 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,060 You know who goes to church on Thursdays? 205 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:15,570 - Who? - Losers. 206 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,900 Sorry. 207 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:20,700 Hey, uh, why don't we get out of here and do something? 208 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:23,620 - Like what? - I don't know, something fun. 209 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,120 Can we go to a bar? 210 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:26,330 No. 211 00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:28,790 - Tattoo parlor? - No. 212 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:31,790 Do you even know what fun is anymore? 213 00:08:32,660 --> 00:08:33,950 No. 214 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:40,210 (CRYING) 215 00:08:46,530 --> 00:08:47,850 You okay? 216 00:08:48,860 --> 00:08:50,680 (SNIFFLES) 217 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:54,150 I'm fine. Just talking with God. 218 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:57,730 He say something to upset you? 'Cause I'll give him what for. 219 00:08:57,788 --> 00:08:59,940 Georgie, that is disrespectful. 220 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:02,200 Sorry. Just trying to cheer you up. 221 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,346 If you really want to cheer me up, 222 00:09:03,370 --> 00:09:05,870 help convince your brother and sister to get baptized. 223 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:07,870 I already told them I did it. 224 00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:10,120 You treated it like it was a joke. 225 00:09:10,170 --> 00:09:12,940 Everyone in this family is treating it like it's a joke 226 00:09:12,990 --> 00:09:14,330 and it's not. 227 00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:16,580 Okay. 228 00:09:16,630 --> 00:09:18,000 Sorry to interrupt. 229 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:32,190 Meemaw, it's Georgie. 230 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,480 I'm worried about Mom. 231 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,490 Look, I just want to say I'm-I'm really sorry 232 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:44,070 for what you're going through. 233 00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:45,396 People keep saying they're sorry. 234 00:09:45,420 --> 00:09:46,620 It's so stupid. 235 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:47,910 Okay. I'm sorry. 236 00:09:48,830 --> 00:09:50,140 Sorry. 237 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:52,270 I just want you to know that I'm here for you 238 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:53,640 if you need anything. 239 00:09:53,690 --> 00:09:56,670 I mean, after all, we are sisters... in-law. 240 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:57,920 Anything? 241 00:09:57,973 --> 00:10:00,420 Like a dad who's not dead and a mom who's not crazy? 242 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,870 Okay, now, crazy moms, that one I know. 243 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:05,130 I actually have the Girl Scout badge. (LAUGHS) 244 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:06,300 (SCOFFS) 245 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:08,490 I can't talk to her about anything. 246 00:10:08,540 --> 00:10:10,000 It's all about Jesus and God, 247 00:10:10,050 --> 00:10:12,220 and now, she wants me to get baptized. 248 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:15,690 Come on, I mean, she's going through a tough time, too. 249 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:18,800 Sorry. Okay, that's the last one, all right? I'm sorry. 250 00:10:18,850 --> 00:10:19,970 Sorry. 251 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:51,600 ? ? 252 00:10:58,100 --> 00:10:59,440 (CLEARS THROAT) 253 00:10:59,490 --> 00:11:00,810 Hey, what ya doing? 254 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:02,570 Packing my things for California. 255 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:04,900 - You're taking your toy trains? - They're not toys. 256 00:11:04,950 --> 00:11:06,860 They're historically accurate facsimiles. 257 00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:10,200 They go "woo woo" when you press the button, right? 258 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,620 They're not joyless facsimiles. 259 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:16,200 Okay, well, I'll see ya later. 260 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:17,540 Where are you going? 261 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:20,550 To the cemetery to visit your dad. 262 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,210 I don't suppose you want to join me? 263 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:23,500 He's not there. 264 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:25,570 I know he's not there, he's in heaven. 265 00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:27,340 Because he got baptized. 266 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:28,970 Hmm. 267 00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:30,920 Kudos on the rhetorical ambush. 268 00:11:30,970 --> 00:11:32,140 Although, if he's in heaven, 269 00:11:32,190 --> 00:11:34,390 why are you going to the cemetery? Ha, gotcha. 270 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:37,930 Sheldon, if you don't believe in baptism, what's the harm? 271 00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:40,100 The harm? You're asking me to get in a big tub 272 00:11:40,150 --> 00:11:41,860 of un-chlorinated human filth. 273 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:42,952 Peg cleans it. 274 00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:45,570 - Does she? - Peg says she cleans it. 275 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,830 And if that is what is stopping you, 276 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,950 I will personally scrub it out. 277 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:52,170 Mother, I can't be a hypocrite. 278 00:11:52,220 --> 00:11:54,340 This ritual is just superstitious nonsense 279 00:11:54,390 --> 00:11:55,580 to make you feel better. 280 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,290 And you taking all your things to college 281 00:11:58,340 --> 00:12:00,120 isn't just to make you feel better? 282 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:02,710 (SCOFFS) You're on your game today. 283 00:12:03,420 --> 00:12:05,250 That mean you'll get baptized? 284 00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:06,702 ADULT SHELDON: I gazed lovingly at her. 285 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,270 I thought about how much she had been through 286 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,350 and how much this would mean to her 287 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,400 and then I said... 288 00:12:13,450 --> 00:12:15,530 "Not a chance, lady." 289 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:19,310 Pulitzer. 290 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:21,130 I thought you were taking a shower. 291 00:12:21,180 --> 00:12:24,670 I thought I was, too, but the muse had other plans. 292 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:26,190 What are you wearing? 293 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,500 It's a hockey jersey. 294 00:12:27,550 --> 00:12:28,780 Here, I got you one. 295 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:31,030 I'm not wearing this silly thing. 296 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,090 When I first met you, you bought all of your shirts 297 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,280 from a comic book store. 298 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:35,820 And I'd still be wearing them 299 00:12:35,870 --> 00:12:38,200 if they hadn't mysteriously disappeared. 300 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:43,080 Sheldon, I know you're not a fan of sports, 301 00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:44,416 but it would mean so much to Leonard 302 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:46,800 to have his father in the stands supporting him. 303 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:48,300 He knows I love him 304 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:50,880 despite his foolish and embarrassing hobby. 305 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,550 - Sheldon, it is not a hobby... - End of discussion. 306 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,300 - Do not tell... - End! 307 00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:00,230 March your cute behind upstairs 308 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,890 and get in that shower. 309 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,480 Fine. 310 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,900 But that doesn't mean I'm going. 311 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,530 It means I value good hygiene. 312 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:14,860 MEEMAW: Hey. 313 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,020 Funny meeting you here. 314 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:19,450 Brought George a Lone Star. 315 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:22,080 That's nice, but they don't drink in heaven. 316 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,440 Oh. 317 00:13:23,490 --> 00:13:26,420 Then let's not let that go to waste. 318 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,840 How'd you know I was here? 319 00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:30,850 - Sheldon. - Oh. Yeah. 320 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:32,750 I'm worried about him. 321 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,800 He's worried about you. 322 00:13:35,380 --> 00:13:36,800 I'm worried about you. 323 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:39,470 Me? I'm doing fine. 324 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,390 Jesus is helping me through. 325 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,000 I don't question that. 326 00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:48,760 But I do question why you're not spending more time with your son 327 00:13:48,810 --> 00:13:50,890 who's leaving in a few days, 328 00:13:50,940 --> 00:13:55,070 and your daughter who may be leaving as we speak. 329 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,720 - She's doing okay. - She's not. 330 00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:57,900 You just don't know that 331 00:13:57,950 --> 00:14:00,240 'cause you're spending all your time praying. 332 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,250 I'm praying for them. 333 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,080 Mary... 334 00:14:04,130 --> 00:14:07,020 they don't need your prayers. 335 00:14:07,070 --> 00:14:09,380 They need their mother. 336 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:13,130 And I need to know that their souls are saved. 337 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,800 Oh, I should've brought more beer. 338 00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:19,020 I know that I'm not winning any popularity contests, 339 00:14:19,070 --> 00:14:20,426 but I'm gonna do whatever it takes 340 00:14:20,450 --> 00:14:22,360 to make sure that my kids are safe. 341 00:14:22,410 --> 00:14:24,350 In this life and the next. 342 00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:26,490 Damn. 343 00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:28,920 I really thought I was gonna bring ya around. 344 00:14:28,970 --> 00:14:30,330 I'm on my game today. 345 00:14:30,380 --> 00:14:31,710 Sheldon said so. 346 00:14:32,460 --> 00:14:34,490 ? ? 347 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,950 MISSY: It's so empty. 348 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,770 I know you're eager to turn it into a ballet studio 349 00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:48,610 or a gossip parlor 350 00:14:48,660 --> 00:14:50,460 or whatever it is girls your age enjoy. 351 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,670 Everything is just so different lately. 352 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,370 Change is terrible. 353 00:14:55,420 --> 00:14:58,050 I've been saying it since I no longer fit in my high chair. 354 00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:01,220 We spent a lot of time together in this room, huh? 355 00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:03,600 We did. 356 00:15:06,270 --> 00:15:07,770 Oh, good, you're both here. 357 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,020 Sit down. 358 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,320 - Why? - Yeah, why? 359 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:13,750 Sit. 360 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:19,160 Listen, I talked to your mom about this baptism thing. 361 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:22,160 - You got us out of it? - No, you need to do it. 362 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:24,370 But it's against my well-established atheism. 363 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:25,910 It's not about you. 364 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,250 Your mom needs this. 365 00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:29,370 You can't make me. 366 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,210 You're right, I can't. 367 00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:36,840 But I'm watching my daughter fall apart right now. 368 00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:38,550 (SHUDDERS) 369 00:15:39,570 --> 00:15:43,460 I'm-I'm just asking for 20 minutes of your time. 370 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,480 Please. 371 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:50,690 - Fine. - Okay. 372 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:54,610 Thank you. 373 00:15:58,030 --> 00:15:59,460 It's weird when they cry. 374 00:15:59,510 --> 00:16:00,980 I do not care for it. 375 00:16:02,330 --> 00:16:06,240 ? ? 376 00:16:06,290 --> 00:16:08,530 Okay. This is where you can get changed 377 00:16:08,580 --> 00:16:10,280 into your bathing suits and robes. 378 00:16:10,330 --> 00:16:12,320 Uh, boys there, girls there. 379 00:16:12,370 --> 00:16:14,170 Let's just get this over with. 380 00:16:14,220 --> 00:16:17,810 I want to say again how sorry I am for your loss. 381 00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:19,256 I know your dad is real proud of you right now. 382 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:20,690 Our dad's gone. 383 00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:23,460 (SCOFFS) Screw this. 384 00:16:23,510 --> 00:16:26,510 Missy, you said you'd do it. 385 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,180 Yeah, well, I changed my mind. 386 00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:29,710 I'm going home. 387 00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:37,370 I'll give you a minute. 388 00:16:43,950 --> 00:16:45,300 Are you gonna go, too? 389 00:16:45,350 --> 00:16:47,310 I know you don't believe. 390 00:16:48,690 --> 00:16:50,490 I don't. But I believe in you. 391 00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:57,420 Thank you. 392 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:04,170 Okay, now our next baptism is for Sheldon Lee Cooper, 393 00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:07,010 our soon-to-be brother in Christ. 394 00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:10,730 And, personally, this is a big get for me. 395 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:14,060 Sheldon, we're ready for you. 396 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,080 ("RUBBERBAND MAN" BY THE SPINNERS PLAYING) 397 00:17:16,130 --> 00:17:18,470 ? ? 398 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:31,230 ? Hey, y'all, prepare yourself ? ? For the rubber band man ? 399 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,150 ? You've never heard a sound ? 400 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:36,170 ? Like the rubber band man ? 401 00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:37,960 ? You're bound to lose control ? 402 00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:41,130 ? When the rubber band starts to jam ? 403 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:45,190 ? Rubber band, rubber band man ? ? Get down ? 404 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,080 - ? Oh, get down low ? - ? Rubber band. ? 405 00:17:47,130 --> 00:17:49,850 What's important is he's here. 406 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,250 Oh, my. 407 00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:53,600 What are you doing? 408 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:56,650 You never told me you were baptized. 409 00:17:56,701 --> 00:18:00,150 Yes. And I got a pretty nasty ear infection for my troubles. 410 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:03,440 And you went through with it just to please your mother. 411 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,200 Well... 412 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,030 she may not have understood me 413 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,100 or the things I cared about... 414 00:18:09,150 --> 00:18:12,330 (SIGHS) but she did everything she could for me. 415 00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:15,620 My dad did, too. 416 00:18:16,450 --> 00:18:17,580 Hmm. 417 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,130 That must've been great, 418 00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:23,840 having parents who supported you despite all your differences. 419 00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:25,820 Oh. Yes. 420 00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:28,020 Looking back, that was... 421 00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:30,050 that was the ultimate gift. 422 00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:32,130 Hey. 423 00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:33,690 Smartest man in the world. 424 00:18:35,010 --> 00:18:36,330 I brought you to the water. 425 00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:38,020 Take a freakin' sip. 426 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:40,570 You're drawing a parallel. 427 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,190 Yes. 428 00:18:43,650 --> 00:18:45,860 - I'm not wearing the jersey. - Okay. 429 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:48,780 - But it is cold there. - Fine. I'll wear it. 430 00:18:49,330 --> 00:18:51,850 And, by the way, your daughter wants to take acting classes. 431 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:56,570 I told you we never should've let Penny babysit. 432 00:18:58,554 --> 00:18:59,660 ? ? 433 00:18:59,710 --> 00:19:02,250 Eventually, my mom sold the house. 434 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:10,150 My dad's chair was gone. 435 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,990 My spot was gone. 436 00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:20,990 Where we ate together. 437 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:26,640 But I can still remember it exactly the way it was 438 00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:28,280 the day I left for Caltech. 439 00:19:28,330 --> 00:19:29,430 MISSY: Hey. 440 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,160 What are you doing? 441 00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:35,960 Taking it all in one last time, 442 00:19:36,010 --> 00:19:37,870 so I remember it when I'm older. 443 00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:41,170 You gonna remember me? 444 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,340 I have an eidetic memory. I have no choice. 445 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:46,920 Ha. 446 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:54,470 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 447 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,230 _ 448 00:19:57,980 --> 00:19:59,230 You lost? 449 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,060 No. 450 00:20:02,110 --> 00:20:04,120 I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be. 451 00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:07,060 ("WALK OF LIFE" BY DIRE STRAITS PLAYING) 452 00:20:07,110 --> 00:20:11,260 ? ? 453 00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:38,310 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 454 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:42,910 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32419

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