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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,840 --> 00:00:05,330 Only 42 days until I go to Caltech. 2 00:00:05,381 --> 00:00:07,290 That can't be right. 3 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:09,000 Oh, it is. It's in my calendar, too. 4 00:00:09,050 --> 00:00:11,370 You don't have to be so excited about it. 5 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:13,500 It's a little late to pretend that I like him. 6 00:00:13,556 --> 00:00:16,880 There's still so much to do before I go: write my graduation speech, 7 00:00:16,930 --> 00:00:18,540 last trip to the comic book store, 8 00:00:18,590 --> 00:00:20,380 last lunch with Tam at the high school. 9 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:22,590 I didn't know you and Tam were still friends. 10 00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:24,930 - Why would you think that? - Because you never see him. 11 00:00:24,984 --> 00:00:26,680 My favorite kind of friend. 12 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:29,470 Well, make sure you leave room for the family photo, 13 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:32,190 because that is definitely happening before you go away. 14 00:00:32,241 --> 00:00:35,020 Seriously? That bluebonnet thing? 15 00:00:35,077 --> 00:00:36,520 That is so lame. 16 00:00:36,579 --> 00:00:39,740 It is not lame. It is a Texas tradition. 17 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:41,286 ADULT SHELDON: For those of you who don't know 18 00:00:41,310 --> 00:00:42,880 what my mother is talking about, 19 00:00:42,930 --> 00:00:47,710 it's this and this and all these. 20 00:00:47,740 --> 00:00:50,730 Forcing your family to dress in matching outfits 21 00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:54,030 and be photographed in a field of fire ants and bees 22 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:56,040 is a traditional Texas torture 23 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:57,870 dating back to the Great Depression. 24 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:59,940 Are they depressed because of financial ruin? 25 00:00:59,990 --> 00:01:01,880 No, it's the picture. 26 00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:02,940 I'm pretty booked up, 27 00:01:02,970 --> 00:01:05,140 but I'll try and pencil you in if time permits. 28 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:07,410 I bought the outfits, I booked the photographer. 29 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:10,380 - You're doing it. - Doing what? 30 00:01:10,430 --> 00:01:12,140 That bluebonnet photo. 31 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:13,940 Aw, come on. I don't want to. 32 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:15,230 If he doesn't have to... 33 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:17,290 We are all doing it, and we're all gonna be happy 34 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:18,880 whether you like it or not. 35 00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:23,560 ? Nobody else is stronger than I am ? 36 00:01:23,610 --> 00:01:26,270 ? Yesterday I moved a mountain ? 37 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:29,070 ? I bet I could be your hero ? 38 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:31,890 ? I am a mighty little man ? 39 00:01:31,940 --> 00:01:35,420 ? I am a mighty little man. ? 40 00:01:35,471 --> 00:01:38,630 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 41 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,170 (KNOCKING) 42 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:41,880 Hey, Tom, you wanted to see me? 43 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,550 Uh, yeah, why don't you close the door. 44 00:01:44,100 --> 00:01:45,470 That always makes me nervous. 45 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:46,680 No, it's good. 46 00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:48,100 Then why can't the door stay open? 47 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:49,560 Fine, leave it open. 48 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:50,970 Eh, I already closed it. 49 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:53,330 (GROANS) So, what's up? 50 00:01:53,380 --> 00:01:56,100 Well, George, you've had a hell of a season. 51 00:01:56,158 --> 00:01:57,180 (SCOFFS) 52 00:01:57,230 --> 00:01:58,620 Now I wish the door was open. 53 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:02,210 I got a buddy who coaches at Rice who was asking about you. 54 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:04,290 Great college. 55 00:02:04,970 --> 00:02:06,020 So, what'd you tell him? 56 00:02:06,070 --> 00:02:07,646 Well, I told him you wouldn't be interested, 57 00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:09,090 you're pretty happy here. 58 00:02:09,860 --> 00:02:12,080 What? Why would you do that? 59 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,500 So you're not happy here? 60 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:16,790 Wha... No, of course I'm happy here, it's just... 61 00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:18,460 Aw, I'm just messing with you. 62 00:02:18,514 --> 00:02:21,190 (CHUCKLES) I told them you'd be a fantastic coach 63 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:23,090 and they'd be crazy not to take you. 64 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,070 Wow, Tom, I... 65 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:27,260 I don't know what to say. 66 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:28,930 You can say no and stay here. 67 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:31,170 Well, I sure ain't saying that. (CHUCKLES) 68 00:02:31,220 --> 00:02:33,850 But moving to Houston... that's a big deal. 69 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:35,426 That's why I wanted to give you a heads-up, 70 00:02:35,450 --> 00:02:38,620 so you and Mary could talk before they make the offer. 71 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:40,610 Appreciate that. 72 00:02:41,220 --> 00:02:42,760 Congratulations, George. 73 00:02:43,860 --> 00:02:45,400 I've always believed in you. 74 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:47,030 What about that time you fired me? 75 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:49,780 We're having a nice moment, do you have to? 76 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:50,910 (CHUCKLES) 77 00:02:50,963 --> 00:02:54,750 ("GENIUS OF LOVE" BY TOM TOM CLUB PLAYING) 78 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,400 Hey, Sheldon, what's up? 79 00:02:56,450 --> 00:02:58,490 I'm leaving soon and I want to remember this place 80 00:02:58,540 --> 00:02:59,770 exactly the way it is. 81 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:02,440 Mister, could you move? I don't know you. 82 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:07,300 - Better. - Where you going? 83 00:03:07,350 --> 00:03:09,090 - California. - Oh. 84 00:03:09,148 --> 00:03:11,360 Home of the San Diego Comic-Con. 85 00:03:11,410 --> 00:03:12,600 Rad. 86 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:13,693 (CHUCKLES) 87 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,270 It's how they talk there. 88 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,690 I didn't realize I was gonna have to learn another language. 89 00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:20,270 - Well, if I can do it, anyone can. - Hmm. 90 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:22,750 Do you know any comic book stores in Pasadena? 91 00:03:22,780 --> 00:03:24,681 I'm worried I'm not gonna find any as good as this one. 92 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:27,540 I like to think a comic book store is only as good 93 00:03:27,570 --> 00:03:29,570 as the people who hang out in it. 94 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:31,950 Do you like the people who hang out in this one? 95 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:34,370 No. 96 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:37,790 Mm. I also need to stock up on some more T-shirts while I'm here. 97 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:41,440 Yeah, sure. I mean, you want to look bitchin'. 98 00:03:41,490 --> 00:03:43,290 It's another thing they say in SoCal. 99 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:44,500 I won't be saying that. 100 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:47,050 Well, guess I'll see you around. 101 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:48,960 - You probably won't. - Okay. 102 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:52,640 ADULT SHELDON: And I never saw him again. 103 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:55,260 Oh, good. Was hoping to talk to you alone. 104 00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:57,810 - Okay. - Uh, you want to shut the door? 105 00:03:57,863 --> 00:04:00,560 - Uh-oh. - No, it's actually pretty exciting. 106 00:04:00,616 --> 00:04:04,520 - Oh, tell me. - And it's also a little scary. 107 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:05,900 George, just say it. 108 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:10,080 I'm getting offered a coaching job at Rice. 109 00:04:10,980 --> 00:04:13,700 - Really? - Special teams. 110 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,130 - Wow. - (CHUCKLES): Yeah. 111 00:04:15,180 --> 00:04:17,740 And I... I know moving's a big deal, 112 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:20,120 and-and it's okay if now's not the right time. 113 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:22,230 You should take it. 114 00:04:23,300 --> 00:04:25,420 - You sure? - Well... 115 00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:26,960 (SIGHS) 116 00:04:28,300 --> 00:04:32,050 I mean, Georgie and Mandy are out of the house, 117 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,490 Sheldon's leaving soon, 118 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:35,790 and Missy's starting a new school anyway. 119 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:37,930 It seems like a good time to do this. 120 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:40,230 (STAMMERS) What about your mom and CeeCee? 121 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,250 I'm not saying it's gonna be easy, 122 00:04:42,270 --> 00:04:45,110 but it's not that far away. 123 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:47,090 Yeah I guess, but... 124 00:04:47,110 --> 00:04:50,250 George, you deserve this. 125 00:04:51,100 --> 00:04:54,550 I mean, college ball... that's the dream. 126 00:04:56,900 --> 00:04:59,090 Sounds like we're moving to Houston. 127 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,680 (BOTH LAUGHING) 128 00:05:06,265 --> 00:05:08,170 And bless the hands that prepared it. Amen. 129 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:09,600 OTHERS: Amen. 130 00:05:09,650 --> 00:05:11,840 Since everyone is here, 131 00:05:11,890 --> 00:05:13,855 there's something we want to talk to y'all about. 132 00:05:13,856 --> 00:05:15,680 Oh, no, what's wrong now? 133 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,430 It isn't always bad news. 134 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:18,850 Last time we had a family meeting 135 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:21,770 it was because Georgie got a girl pregnant out of wedlock. 136 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,310 Which was great news. 137 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:26,650 - Eventually. - It's nothing like that. 138 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:30,030 I got a job offer from Rice. 139 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,780 A-Roni? 140 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,200 University. 141 00:05:33,770 --> 00:05:35,240 You can understand the mistake. 142 00:05:35,950 --> 00:05:38,490 Your father got offered a coaching job. 143 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:40,580 George, Congratulations. 144 00:05:40,630 --> 00:05:43,250 College ball... that is a big deal. 145 00:05:43,302 --> 00:05:45,590 - Thank you. - Wait, where is Rice? 146 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:46,750 Houston. 147 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:48,630 Does that mean you'd move? 148 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,860 Well, if I take it, yeah. 149 00:05:50,910 --> 00:05:53,440 So, I'd start high school in Houston? 150 00:05:53,490 --> 00:05:55,430 We know that would be a big change. 151 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:56,490 I'd get to be the new girl 152 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:58,600 in a city with malls and a Six Flags. 153 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:00,350 We were worried you'd be upset. 154 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:02,810 I'm upset, that's a lot of babysitters to lose. 155 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,430 I'm still here. 156 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:06,259 Yeah, but your bedtime's earlier than CeeCee's. 157 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:07,810 Only when I'm drinking. 158 00:06:08,850 --> 00:06:10,800 Excuse me, don't I get a say in this? 159 00:06:10,850 --> 00:06:13,070 Why? You're leaving in 41 days. 160 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:14,820 Doesn't matter, this is still my home. 161 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,030 Shelly, you'll have a new home. 162 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:18,320 Maybe with a pool. 163 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,410 Ooh, the new girl gets a pool. 164 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:24,370 Where are you going? 165 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:26,580 To eat in my room while I still have one. 166 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:32,460 - (DOOR CLOSES) - Sheldon's upset and Missy's good. 167 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:34,720 Yeah, sounds about right. 168 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:37,630 Ooh, the new girl has a pool. (SHORT CHUCKLE) 169 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:39,180 (KNOCKING) 170 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:40,850 Can we talk? 171 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,870 - About you not moving? - GEORGE SR.: Sheldon. 172 00:06:43,550 --> 00:06:45,890 You know how excited you are to go to Caltech? 173 00:06:45,940 --> 00:06:47,940 That's how I feel about going to Houston. 174 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:49,196 But when I was going to Caltech, 175 00:06:49,220 --> 00:06:51,020 I still had this home to come back to. 176 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:53,780 You'll still have a room wherever we end up. 177 00:06:54,550 --> 00:06:57,200 But it won't be my room. This is my room. 178 00:06:58,250 --> 00:07:00,900 How about this... we will take all your things with us 179 00:07:00,930 --> 00:07:03,120 and we'll set up your new room exactly the same. 180 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:05,200 So, your plan is to gaslight me? 181 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,560 (SIGHS) 182 00:07:06,610 --> 00:07:08,080 I know this is a lot of change, 183 00:07:08,130 --> 00:07:09,750 but sometimes change can be good. 184 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:11,170 Tell that to the woolly mammoth. 185 00:07:11,220 --> 00:07:12,790 You can't, because they went extinct. 186 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:15,130 Sheldon, this isn't about you. 187 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:17,500 This job is good for your father and our family, 188 00:07:17,550 --> 00:07:18,998 so you're gonna have to deal with it. 189 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:21,050 Now pick up that plate, get back out there 190 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:23,930 and have dinner with your family while we're all still together. 191 00:07:25,980 --> 00:07:27,640 Yes, ma'am. 192 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:36,010 Dang. That was hot. 193 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:40,030 ADULT SHELDON: My world had been rocked, 194 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:42,390 but it was nice to know there were some things 195 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:43,950 that would always stay the same, 196 00:07:44,006 --> 00:07:47,160 like lunch with my old friend, Tam. 197 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:48,910 Why are we here? 198 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,250 This is where we always eat. 199 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,250 You know I graduated last year. 200 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:55,130 Oh, good for you. So, where's your food? 201 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:56,720 When you invited me to lunch, 202 00:07:56,770 --> 00:07:58,470 I thought you meant like a restaurant. 203 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,970 That's okay, I'll share my sandwich. 204 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,970 You still don't eat the crust? 205 00:08:04,026 --> 00:08:05,770 Cutting them off gives my mother purpose. 206 00:08:05,820 --> 00:08:06,930 So, how have you been? 207 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,170 Good. 208 00:08:08,220 --> 00:08:09,810 I actually have a girlfriend now and... 209 00:08:09,865 --> 00:08:11,407 Oh, I've had a pretty rough time of it lately. 210 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:12,648 I'm about to go away to Caltech 211 00:08:12,690 --> 00:08:15,026 and my parents decided to sell our home and move to Houston. 212 00:08:15,050 --> 00:08:16,530 I mean, that house has my room in it. 213 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:18,070 Well... 214 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:19,236 So now some stranger's gonna move in 215 00:08:19,260 --> 00:08:21,520 and turn it into a den, or worse... a nursery 216 00:08:21,570 --> 00:08:23,910 with a mural of Winnie the Pooh on the wall. 217 00:08:24,610 --> 00:08:26,088 I think I might ask her to marry me. 218 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:28,206 Feynman and Einstein have been on those walls for five years, 219 00:08:28,230 --> 00:08:30,580 and now it's gonna be Tigger bouncing hither and thither? 220 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:32,670 Are you at all interested in my life? 221 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:34,170 No, but thank you for asking. 222 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:38,090 - Oh, hello. - What are you doing here? 223 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:39,770 Taking comfort in the familiar. 224 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:42,380 Still no wedding ring, I see. That feels good. 225 00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:44,340 Yeah, feels great. 226 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:48,120 So, where was I? Right, uh, Houston. 227 00:08:48,170 --> 00:08:50,006 Anyway, my father got offered a coaching pos... 228 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,616 To solve this problem, we have to remember 229 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:53,160 the difference between endothermic 230 00:08:53,210 --> 00:08:55,230 and exothermic reactions. 231 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:57,110 Hello, Mr. Givens. 232 00:08:57,162 --> 00:09:00,220 Sheldon? Uh, what are you doing here? 233 00:09:00,270 --> 00:09:01,890 Please don't tell me you're teaching. 234 00:09:01,940 --> 00:09:05,450 No. I'm leaving for Caltech soon. I just wanted to pop in. 235 00:09:05,504 --> 00:09:08,840 Uh, keep reading chapter 12 or pretend to. 236 00:09:08,890 --> 00:09:11,370 Caltech? Fantastic. 237 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:12,750 For Caltech? I know. 238 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:13,890 Mm. 239 00:09:13,940 --> 00:09:16,210 Well, I'm sure you're gonna do great things. 240 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:17,910 I hope so. I intend to. 241 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:19,500 I'm being modest. I will. 242 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,300 You're taller, but you're still the same. 243 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:24,260 - It's fun, isn't it? - Okay. 244 00:09:25,250 --> 00:09:26,850 Good luck at Caltech, Sheldon. 245 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,640 I don't believe in luck. 246 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:31,730 Well, here's hoping that a random universe 247 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:33,520 works out in your favor. 248 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,480 Thank you. Bye. 249 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:37,980 Hmm. 250 00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:42,930 That young man might change the world someday. 251 00:09:42,980 --> 00:09:44,810 Or blow it up. Who's to say? 252 00:09:44,860 --> 00:09:46,240 All right, moving on. 253 00:09:47,570 --> 00:09:50,160 Is that what you're gonna wear for the family portrait? 254 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:51,620 We all are. 255 00:09:51,670 --> 00:09:53,860 Well, that'll be special. 256 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:55,310 It'll make Mary happy. 257 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:58,700 Yeah. All your loved ones together. 258 00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:01,150 Are you upset you're not gonna be in the picture? 259 00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:03,880 Standing in a field full of pollen with this nose? 260 00:10:03,910 --> 00:10:05,680 - Are you kidding me? - (KNOCKING) 261 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:08,740 SHELDON: Meemaw. Meemaw. Meemaw. 262 00:10:08,790 --> 00:10:11,060 Does that mean I have to say hello three times? 263 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,270 No, that would be crazy. 264 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,020 Agreed. What's up? 265 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:15,480 How much do you love me? 266 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:17,020 What do you want? 267 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:19,560 - I want you to buy our house. - Why? 268 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,911 So my room is there when I need it. 269 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:23,190 I thought you couldn't wait to leave Medford. 270 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:24,496 Just because I don't want to come back to a place 271 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:25,596 doesn't mean I don't want to have a place 272 00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:27,110 that I don't want to come back to. 273 00:10:27,830 --> 00:10:29,320 That makes sense to me. 274 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:31,130 Great, let's talk escrow. 275 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:33,700 It's completely logical. 276 00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:35,260 You don't have your own house and you always complain 277 00:10:35,270 --> 00:10:36,470 about living with Mr. Ballard. 278 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:39,290 Wait a minute. You complaining to him about me? 279 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:42,380 No. I complain about you near him. 280 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:43,630 I have excellent hearing. 281 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:47,720 It doesn't matter. Look, actually, I'm very happy living with Dale. 282 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:50,180 Well, first you're complaining, now you're complimenting? 283 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,470 I can go back to complaining. 284 00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:53,720 No, no, no. Compliment away. 285 00:10:54,330 --> 00:10:57,570 Fine. I really enjoy living with you, 286 00:10:57,620 --> 00:11:02,900 and your... Moose Lodge decor has come to feel like home. 287 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:05,190 Now, is that a compliment or a complaint? 288 00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:06,360 It's a little of both. 289 00:11:07,050 --> 00:11:09,160 - I'll take it. - So, where are we? 290 00:11:09,211 --> 00:11:10,560 Buy my home outright? 291 00:11:10,610 --> 00:11:11,950 Take over our mortgage? 292 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,990 Interest rates are looking darn attractive. 293 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,900 Honestly, I can't think of a better starter home for a new family 294 00:11:17,950 --> 00:11:19,880 such as the one you've accidentally created. 295 00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:21,650 Do you think we'd be living with my parents 296 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:23,420 if we could afford our own house? 297 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:24,656 Well, the history of banking in this country 298 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:26,596 is rife with ill-advised loans made to poor people. 299 00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:28,300 You could be their next mistake. 300 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,850 CeeCee would have her own room 301 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:33,350 and we'd have an extra bedroom for whatever we want. 302 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:35,510 Actually, I'd like my room to stay as is, 303 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:38,100 but when you accidentally have more kids, we can talk. 304 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:40,350 - It's happened once bef... - No. 305 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,980 Okay. 306 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,860 Why on Earth would I buy your house? 307 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:45,780 Not you, the university. 308 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:48,240 Okay, why would the university buy your house? 309 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:50,740 We've been over this. Someday, I'm going to win a Nobel Prize. 310 00:11:50,790 --> 00:11:52,920 My childhood bedroom is in said home. 311 00:11:52,970 --> 00:11:54,900 It's gonna be like the thinking man's Graceland. 312 00:11:54,950 --> 00:11:56,680 Okay, stop. 313 00:11:56,730 --> 00:11:58,306 You know, I've always gone out of my way 314 00:11:58,330 --> 00:12:00,460 to do anything to make you happy. 315 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,080 - I love that about you. - But... 316 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,160 now, how can I say this nicely... 317 00:12:04,210 --> 00:12:08,090 you're Caltech's problem now, so, yay. (CHUCKLES) 318 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:09,640 But if my parents sell it, 319 00:12:09,690 --> 00:12:11,720 I have no reason to come back. 320 00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:14,870 Sheldon, is it possible that what you're upset about 321 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,930 is going away to California? 322 00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:19,020 No, I'm excited about that. 323 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:22,190 Well, things can be exciting and scary at the same time. 324 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:25,330 True. Once, on a dare, I ate a Sour Patch Kid. 325 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,596 I thought I was gonna die. You would not believe the puckering. 326 00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:30,280 - But now it makes a terrific story. - Oh, riveting. 327 00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:33,690 Anyway, it's okay to have complicated feelings. 328 00:12:33,710 --> 00:12:36,200 Maybe you're focusing on your parents' move 329 00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:39,330 because that's easier than focusing on what lies ahead. 330 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,250 What do you think lies ahead? 331 00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:44,170 I don't know. You're moving far away. 332 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:46,540 I am, and I don't know anyone there. 333 00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:48,706 And I'm scared of the ocean, and they have earthquakes. 334 00:12:48,730 --> 00:12:50,510 What am I doing? Maybe I should stay here. 335 00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,120 Oh. Oof. 336 00:12:53,170 --> 00:12:56,660 I mean... (SCOFFS) Well, you could, but... 337 00:12:56,710 --> 00:13:00,980 Uh... No, Professor Hawking is at Caltech. 338 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,980 He will be very disappointed if you don't show up 339 00:13:04,030 --> 00:13:06,690 and-and tell him that Sour Patch story. 340 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,820 - Good point. - Great point. 341 00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:10,166 Plus, I'm never gonna win a Nobel Prize 342 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,415 at this third-rate university. 343 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:12,740 Second-rate. 344 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,000 Now, get out of here. 345 00:13:15,050 --> 00:13:16,910 I don't want you to see me cry. 346 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,620 Thank you. I don't want to see that either. 347 00:13:25,290 --> 00:13:28,780 One more down. You can do it, Linda. 348 00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:33,250 MARY: I know it looks a little lived in, but it's got good bones. 349 00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:35,340 Yeah. How much can we get for it? 350 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:37,800 Well, I need to see the rest of the house. 351 00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,310 Of course, yeah. 352 00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:41,850 And we recently redid the plumbing. 353 00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:44,120 And that was pricey. Write that down. 354 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,360 And, uh, this is our daughter's room. 355 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:49,960 We told her to clean up, but no promises. 356 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,450 Oh, hello, ma'am. 357 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:58,200 What a charming room. 358 00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,740 It's been such a blessing to grow up here. 359 00:14:00,790 --> 00:14:04,250 I just hope some lucky family loves it as much as I have. 360 00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:06,210 I'm sure they will. 361 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:07,920 Well, I'm gonna pray on it. 362 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,880 Okay. Moving on. 363 00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,760 This is our little boy's room. 364 00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:15,720 (GEIGER COUNTER CLICKING) 365 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:18,010 Might want to stay there until I finish my sweep. 366 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,850 What are you doing? 367 00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,146 You said the realtor was coming over today. 368 00:14:21,170 --> 00:14:23,600 I wanted to make sure my room wasn't still radioactive. 369 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:26,190 Oh, it was never radioactive. 370 00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:28,360 We don't know that. I did have radioactive material. 371 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,040 There was no radioactive material. 372 00:14:30,090 --> 00:14:32,610 The FBI stopped him before he got any. 373 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:34,276 Oh, you're talking about the uranium I tried to buy. 374 00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:35,890 I'm referring to the americium isotopes 375 00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:38,070 I was using to make a nuclear reactor. 376 00:14:38,830 --> 00:14:40,870 Don't write that down. 377 00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:43,540 (DOOR CLOSES) 378 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,910 - Hey. - Hey. 379 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,460 Should you be up there? 380 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,130 Yeah, the realtor said we'd get a better price 381 00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:51,176 if the roof was in good shape. 382 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:54,010 - I'm just taking a look. - Yeah, but a man your age. 383 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,800 And size. 384 00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,840 Did you come out here to insult me? 385 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,350 Mom sent me out here to help. 386 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,600 The insults just come natural. 387 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,220 Well, I'm fine. 388 00:15:04,030 --> 00:15:05,526 You even know what you're looking for? 389 00:15:05,550 --> 00:15:07,810 Broken shingles, loose flashing. 390 00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:10,610 Loose flashing? How do you even know that? 391 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,440 Is it weird that I know things? 392 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,940 Not weird, just surprising. 393 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,150 (SIGHS) 394 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,730 Well, one day, you're gonna own a house, 395 00:15:18,770 --> 00:15:20,700 you're gonna need to learn this stuff, too. 396 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,580 No, I'm gonna make enough money 397 00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:24,410 to where I can pay somebody else to do it. 398 00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:25,910 I'd love to see that. 399 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,750 Oh, now you're making fun of me. 400 00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:29,500 No, I mean it. 401 00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,420 'Cause I got a plan. I'm gonna be rich. 402 00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:32,790 Yeah, what's your plan? 403 00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,130 To be rich. 404 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:36,600 Well, I'll give you one thing. 405 00:15:37,490 --> 00:15:39,710 - You got confidence. - Thank you. 406 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:42,100 You get a second thing, you'll be unstoppable. 407 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,040 Sounds like I'm halfway there. 408 00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:46,350 I suppose you are. 409 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,670 - Missy. - Yeah? 410 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,220 - Missy. - What? 411 00:15:51,270 --> 00:15:54,110 - Missy. - What? 412 00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:55,860 Are you nervous about moving to a new city? 413 00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:57,320 Nope. 414 00:15:58,360 --> 00:15:59,700 But you won't know anyone. 415 00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,200 That's the best part. 416 00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:04,120 I won't be the dumb sister of the smartest boy in town. 417 00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,524 You're not going to brag about me? 418 00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,860 Hell, no. I'm gonna tell people you were sent away 419 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,580 to a school for special kids. 420 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,540 Caltech is a school for special kids. 421 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,460 Great, it works on two levels. 422 00:16:14,770 --> 00:16:16,000 Are you nervous? 423 00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:17,650 Yes. 424 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:21,180 What if no one likes me in California? 425 00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:22,800 No one likes you here. 426 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,930 No one understands me here. There's a difference. 427 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,570 Well, I'm sure there'll be a bunch of smart other weirdos 428 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,850 at "Cowtech." 429 00:16:29,690 --> 00:16:31,980 - Cow tech? - Yeah. 430 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,230 Caltech. 431 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:34,520 Like calculators? 432 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:35,770 Like California. 433 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,530 Oh. Mm. I like mine better. 434 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:41,150 Well, I'm sure you'll make lots of friends. 435 00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:44,320 Maybe even a smart, weird girlfriend. 436 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,490 I have a girlfriend. Her name is science. 437 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,410 Cool. When do you leave? 438 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,000 I'm guessing you don't have classes today? 439 00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,130 How'd you know? 440 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,050 'Cause you're dressed like a six-year-old. 441 00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:01,340 Don't say that. He looks... fun. 442 00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:02,690 Thank you. 443 00:17:02,740 --> 00:17:05,470 Don't forget... we have the family portrait today. 444 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,220 Do we really have to stand in a field of flowers? 445 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:10,780 - Yes. - If you're worried about getting stung, 446 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,730 I have a backup beekeeper uniform. 447 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:15,520 You are not wearing a beekeeper uniform in the picture. 448 00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:17,230 Please? It'll really help my story 449 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,870 about him going to a special school. 450 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:21,400 What's happening? 451 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,560 We are leaving for the bluebonnet picture at 4:00. 452 00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,530 - Don't be late. - Wouldn't miss it. 453 00:17:25,580 --> 00:17:26,753 Hey, you want a ride to school? 454 00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:28,040 Nah, I'll take the bus. 455 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,050 Suit yourself. 456 00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,620 See y'all later. 457 00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:33,710 Four o'clock. 458 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,070 If I get stung by a bee, 459 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:42,050 I'm turning you in to child protective services. 460 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:46,050 There you go. 461 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,140 (GEORGE JR. CHUCKLES) 462 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:51,270 Hmm. What am I smelling? 463 00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:52,750 I'm wearing peppermint oil. 464 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,310 It's a natural bee repellant. 465 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:55,900 You smell like a candy cane. 466 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,270 Do not lick me. 467 00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:59,190 - (CHUCKLES) - Hey, uh, speaking of smells, 468 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:00,780 do I have time to change CeeCee? 469 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,940 Still waiting on George. Go ahead. 470 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,410 - Okay. - You need some help? 471 00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:08,780 No. Uh, well, I am in all white. Yes. 472 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:10,880 (KNOCKING) 473 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:17,880 What's going on? 474 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,970 Mary, we got some bad news. 475 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,580 Where's George? 476 00:18:26,970 --> 00:18:28,640 I'm so sorry. 477 00:18:29,770 --> 00:18:33,010 He, uh, he had a heart attack. 478 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:36,310 But he... he's okay, right? 479 00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:40,380 He's gone. 480 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:14,690 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 481 00:19:14,740 --> 00:19:19,290 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35543

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