All language subtitles for Vekhi Ja Chhedi Na (2024)_track3_[eng]

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You check here.
Come, we'll look over there.

Come on.

If someone's watching my video,
please help me.

I've been kidnapped
by some goons.

I don't know
which place this is.

This is not a prank.
This is a live video.

I'm sending my location.

'This is not a prank.
This is a live video.'

'I'm sending my location.'

This is great. This is my opportunity
to become a hero.

It'll take me five minutes
to get here.

Where are you going?
Don't go alone.

Take some people along.

They'll crush you
if you go alone.

Who's going to go with him anyway?
I'll have to do something.

Hey, Mr. Ambulance.
What are you doing here?

I'm here to trick sick minds.

Oh!

What are you doing here?

Do you see a washing bat
in my hand? - No.

So I'm obviously not here
to wash clothes.

Oh.

So, our mission is the same.

All chant the name of the Lord.

All hail the Lord.

All chant the name of the Lord.

Greetings.
- Greetings.

Has someone passed away?
- Yes, my elder brother.

I'm sorry to hear that.

He was my father.

Your father?

That means he lived a full life.

The one who had to pass
has passed.

Let's at least save
the one who has to live.

What do you mean?
- Look at this.

This girl is kidnapped
by goons.

I need some men
to rescue her. Come with me.

You're right.

But how can we leave
the corpse alone?

He won't run away
or come under a bus.

But dear, we'll get late for the cremation.
- The cremation can be delayed.

They won't punish him and send him home
for that. - I'm getting a call.

Where are you, Aunt?

We waited for you and have reached
the cremation ground.

Come there directly. - By the time
your aunt comes, we'll save the girl.

I said we can't go.

You will have to come with me.
- How?

He took it!
- Catch him!

Catch him!

It's your phone. You run too.

How can I run? My knees hurt.

I can't even walk.

Yes!

You do have strong muscles.

I'll be right back.
- Hey, stop!

Spray some here too.

I'm in trouble
from both ends.

I'll teach you a lesson!
- Just a minute.

I want to ask you something.
- What?

Are you the ambulance driver?

No, I brought the ambulance so that
I could reach sooner in an emergency.

I had to save the girl.

Now I can use it
to take these rascals. - Oh!

Tell me, you goon!

Why did you kidnap the girl?

She refused to marry our boss.

It was simple.

She only had to marry our boss

who has been divorced twice
and lost a leg.

Everything else is fine.

You get in!
- Come on! - I'm done for!

My legs hurt.

Yes? Where are you?

At the police station.
- We don't need the police.

I handled it here.

Just send your uncle here quickly
or the police will handle me.

Bring him quickly.
The one who says..

'I have three pens
in my pocket.'

'My turban is in place.'

'I'm wearing a full suit
with a tie.'

'I like to play with the key.
I own a red car.'

Let the court's proceedings
begin.

Your Honour, the lawyer of
the opponent, Mr. Ajmer Singh was late

by 25 hours yesterday,
and 10 hours today. - Your Honour.

Pardon my audacity. This could have
been mentioned 15 seconds earlier.

Just as a half-filled glass can also
be called half full or half empty.

But you did come late.

She's all alone

but I have so much more
to do in life.

Your Honour,
I was preparing for the case.

It's easy for women. They can argue
even in the middle of the night.

Thank God
that women don't have horns

or they'd keep men hanging
on their horns forever.

Order! Stop wasting
the court's time.

That's what I'm trying to say,
Your Honour.

My dear friend..
- Hold on.

I'm not your friend.

But you are my wife.
- I was, not anymore.

Look, things are still
not too bad.

We can still live in peace
together. - Shut up!

We're living together only until
the court's verdict.

But that doesn't mean
we can get together again.

I've made up my mind
to divorce you.

Order! Order!

Forgive me.
- This is your family dispute.

Tackle it at home.

Yes, Your Honour.
Let the proceedings begin.

Please record
my client's statements.

Permission granted.
- Your Honour.

All I ask for is bed tea
in the morning.

I watch my phone
for four hours

and do the household chores
the rest of the day.

Yet he's being arrogant.

This concerns
a woman's self-respect.

Divorce must be granted.
- I object, Your Honour.

Does only a woman's
self-respect matter?

This is an insult to men.

Your Honour, you already know

I have three pens in my
pocket. My turban is in place.

I'm wearing a tie.
I'm an educate man.

I own a red car.
I'm wearing a full suit.

What do you mean?
I'm wearing clothes too.

Your Honour, the wise say
that there is a vast difference

between a man and a woman.
- The woman runs the household.

You couldn't run yours.
- You didn't let me.

You didn't let me.
- You didn't let me.

You didn't let me.
- You didn't let me.

You didn't let me.
- You didn't let me.

You didn't let me.
- You didn't let me.

I said, you didn't let me.
- You didn't let me.

You didn't let me.
- You didn't let me.

Your Honour, we need order!

Order! Order! Order!
- Yes, she talks too much.

Your Honour,
let our case be for now.

Your Honour,
look into their case first.

The case is disposed
as of now.

This is a warning
to the two of you.

If you waste the court's time
again, your licence will be revoked.

Listen, what have you
cooked today?

'Aloo Matar'.

Add some cottage cheese
in it too.

It's been added, sir.

Get something for me too.

I've brought madam's
favourite sweets too.

I'll send it through Koshish.

Okay?
- Okay.

Okay.

You're getting a call.
It's Armaan.

Hello, Armaan.

Don't worry, Munshi. I have three pens
in my pocket. I'm wearing a full suit.

I'll solve the case instantly.

Uncle. - We already have
so many idiots in the family.

What have you done?
- What should I say, Uncle?

I went to save the girl
as Sunny Deol

but they thought I was
Shakti Kapoor and got me arrested.

Tell me, what do I do now?

You won't do anything.
You'll just do as I say.

Should I break the bars?
- Don't do that.

What if you ask me
to jump into the well, Uncle?

You won't have to do that.

You just have to jump around
like an idiot. - In the well?

Just jump where you are.
- What's the need to jump?

I've been jumping in pain
after being thrashed by the police.

If you behave like this, then I'll leave.
I don't care what they do to you.

Will you do as I say or no?

I will, but he's been

signalling me
not to follow you.

Not to obey you.

Listen to me.
You're crazy already.

I'm like you, Uncle.

I will. - Just pretend to be
mentally ill here. Get it?

Got it?
- Your drama starts..

Your drama starts now!

He really seems crazy.
- Well done.

Don't worry.

Now even his uncles and aunts
will testify

as to why he stole the phone

and on whose saying.

Inspector. - Yes.
- I've brought the testimony.

The kids have
testified already.

My aunt's grandson is
the culprit.

Sit down.
- Yes.

Greetings.

Actually, the thing is

his parents passed away
when he was a child.

Ours passed away
when we were adults.

You have no idea how
it feels.

His passed away
when he was little.

Since then, his mental
condition isn't stable.

He wanted to rescue the girl.

He needed a few men.

That's why he went to you.

He must have had a fit
while he was with you.

There you are. Look at what
he's doing even now.

He's nervous looking at you.

He can't control himself.

Is your brother really crazy?

No, he just gets
fits sometimes.

He's fine otherwise.

Oh!
- Well

the policeman has
thrashed him already.

I can slap him too
if you want.

You can beat him up
if you like.

If you're very angry, then just
sit on him, crush him.

Hey, Munshi!
- No, no.

I didn't know
about his mental condition.

Had I known, I wouldn't even
allow the policeman to thrash him.

Give me.
- Okay, I'll leave.

Bye.

I'll leave.
- Yes.. No..

Okay, bye.
- Please don't go.

My hand..
- It's yours?

Oh. Now I've learnt

that our boy
is all grown up.

Aren't you ashamed?

You're relaxing up there.

I'm suffering here.

They come to see
my elder one

but choose
my younger one instead.

Will you come down
or should I come up there?

I'm not coming.

You can wait
for as long as you want.

Until I see him become
a groom

I won't come.

Until my Karma marries.

Grandma, did he agree?
- Forget about him. I'll convince him.

He didn't agree while he was alive.
How would he agree after death?

You don't interfere
between us.

Grandma, why do you get angry?
Here, have some milk. Here.

I'll drink it,
but it's never tasty.

Your mouth is bitter, Grandma,
that's why.

What's wrong with my mouth?
- Your medicines..

Grandma, the bitterness is
because of the medicines.

I just hope my Karma gets married.

My taste buds will get sweet
as honey.

Grandma, everyone has been trying.

But God doesn't listen.
What do we do?

I don't know what kind of
efforts you've been making.

Make a sacrifice.

Then see if things work out.
- Really, Grandma.

I'll tell Armaan's dad
right away

to make a sacrifice.
- Right!

You don't make sacrifices! Put my son
forward instead! Wise woman!

And You keep looking at me
and smiling.

Once I come there,
I'll deal with You.

What does mom say?

She says make a sacrifice.

How many more sacrifices?
I've already made one.

What sacrifice
are you talking about?

I married you.
- Well done!

You remember my sacrifice.

You don't see the beautiful
sacrifice my parents made.

It was my father
who couldn't see.

He wasn't wearing his
glasses that day.

He had a blurry vision
and gave his consent.

He said he had chosen
a beautiful girl.

Now I understand.
Your father had no sense anyway.

Look at the woman he married.
Sacrifices!

"We've started talking
amidst the chirping of birds."

"We've started receiving
messages from each other."

"Such is her fragrance.."

"He who can have her
would be lucky."

"Don't ask her name
or who she is."

"She's a stranger.
She's a stranger."

"Don't ask her name
or who she is."

"She's a stranger.
She's a stranger."

"She's a stranger."

"They teach lovebirds
to fly."

"They give wings
to lovers so they can soar."

"So they can soar."

"With her arrival,
the winds have changed."

"I see my future
with her."

"With her arrival,
the winds have changed."

"I see my future
with her."

"With her."

"Happiness and celebrations
have come my way."

"The skies have witnessed
my love."

"Don't ask her name
or who she is."

"She's a stranger.
She's a stranger."

"Don't ask her name
or who she is."

"She's a stranger.
She's a stranger."

Bring some vegetable.
Let's eat.

Just because he got me
released from prison

I have to serve him all day.

He makes me prepare
the spices

but he ends up eating
the food cooked by aunt.

I wonder what aunt
mixes in her food.

It's late.
My drink is almost over.

Work faster.

People have been losing
patience here, along with alcohol.

If he hadn't acted
too arrogant

I wouldn't have cooked
'Matar Paneer'.

I don't understand aunt.

Uncle has been taunting her,
but she's no less either. Lawyers!

Nephew. Where are you lost?

I'm having a cold war
with your aunt

and you're lost in your own
world. - It's the intoxication.

Wow! But you seem to be
intoxicated not with alcohol

but with someone's eyes, dear

No, Uncle. - Hey, listen!
You can't keep it from me.

I saw you with the girl
at the police station.

Just make her yours soon

or someone else
might steal her from you.

He can't control his marriage

and he's giving him
marriage advice.

Or else, dear, you'll repent.

You'll keep yearning

while someone else
leaves with her.

Okay, then, Uncle.

There will be music

there will be dance

and celebration too.

In my favour.

I don't want to get thrashed.
It's a girl's matter.

I think she's going to cause
your destruction. - Don't say that.

Go. You came
on uncle's insistence.

You should have brought
the three-pens guy along too.

You're here.

You should encourage me.

Instead,
you're demoralizing me.

Listen, if something goes wrong,
will you at least be with me?

It depends on the situation.

Aren't you my elder brother?

I am,
but I won't die for you.

Go now.
- You may not die for me

but I'll show you
what a lover I am.

Lovers were buried.

Be careful.

The minute I get confident,
you discourage me.

Go now.

Go ahead.
Why are you scared?

Hello.

Hi. How are you?
- Well, I'm fine.

What are you doing here?

I saw you taking a picture.

They say if you take photos
with girls, they go viral.

If you don't mind,
can we take a picture?

Really? I didn't know.

We'll do it if you feel so.

Okay, bye.
- No!

Yes?
- I'm not done yet.

What do you mean?
- Well.. It's something else.

Something else?
- That's not what I mean.

I mean, I'm trying to say..
- Yes?

How do they say it?
- Yes? - I want to say..

Hold on, mister.

Daddy!
- I was trying to say..

Sir, please hold on.

Listen to me first
and then daddy.

I.. Hold on, sir.
I need to talk.

I..
- Daddy!

Daddy?
- My daddy. - Daddy?

This daddy is equivalent
to two dads. He'll kill me.

Daddy.. I love you a lot.

I'll keep you very happy.

I want to marry you.

Our dad isn't like that.

You don't know him.
- This isn't for you, it's for her.

Listen to me, boy.

If you look at Nikki again

stop her on the way,
or try to talk to her

then you'll see
the worst of me. Nikki!

Let's go home.
- Come on, let's go home.

Bring the food quickly!

Well done. Very good.

I'm starving.

Eat your food.

Eat.

Uncle, I don't feel like it.
I'm not hungry.

Look at you. I know
why you don't feel hungry.

Your lawyer uncle is here.
Why do you worry?

I'll talk to the girl's family.

Moreover, such incidents are
common when you're in love.

And listen, where the heck
is Karma?

He didn't even inform.
Where is he? Call him.

Call him up.

Hello. Where are you?

At the feet.
- At the feet!

If you were at my feet,
I'd have seen you.

Not your feet,
grandma's feet.

Moreover, your feet
are gigantic.

Your shoe size is 14.
- Hear me out, nephew.

The feet of the elders
are divine, I'm telling you.

And when my 14 inch shoe
falls on someone, they black out.

You haven't experienced that yet.

Tell me something. Why didn't
you inform me before leaving?

I told you. I told the girl
through eye contact

that I'm going home
and they should make do with him.

Are you my brother or enemy?

Don't tell grandma about this.

I'll tell her about
all your wrongdoings.

Whose wrongdoings?

Grandma.. You misheard.

I'm talking about something else.
- I see.

I'm talking to lawyer uncle.

This means aunt doesn't know.

Hang up.
- Okay. Bye.

Okay, dear.
It's good you're home.

I didn't feel very good.

People come to see someone

and choose a different person
instead.

What have you been blabbering,
Grandma? Are you out of your mind?

No, dear,
I'm not out of my mind.

I worry about you all the time.

You lost your parents
when you were little.

I won't live long.

I might die any minute.
- You're not going anywhere, Grandma.

You survived the Coronavirus.
You'll live for the next 200 years.

By next year, people will be
taking selfies with you

as you'll be a 110 years old
woman.

110 years?
Isn't that a bit too much?

Reduce two years.
Are you 26, Grandma?

Even if women are 250 years old,
they never tell their actual age.

You're 16.
Now will you sleep peacefully?

Go away. You joke all the time.
- Take the blanket.

Come out!
Let's settle the scores today!

Come here!
- Hey, Akshay! Akshay! Akshay!

There's no tax on laughter.
Laugh as much as you want.

By the way,
what's the problem?

It was a setup
of four cameras.

We would have got
700-800 photos.

Why did you pitch it
at a lower cost?

If one would get the same
product and quality

at a lesser price, then why would
anyone choose Akshay?

They'd choose Shahrukh.

I'll teach you a lesson.
- I'll teach you a lesson too.

Will you? - I will!
- Hey, stop it!

You'll teach each other lessons.

Let me teach both of you
a lesson.

Is your dispute
ever going to end?

He pitched my programme
at a lesser price. That's unfair.

Is that true? - Mom,
he took my programme too.

Stop it, you two. Stop it.

Have some shame.
People will take advantage of you.

Both of you start a studio
together.

Shahrukh-Akshay Studio.

Get together.
Don't hold grudges.

Forget the hatred within you.

Charge full money.
You take half.

Let him take half.

You'll make a lot of profit.

'Listen to me.
If you even look at Nikki after this..'

There you are.
He made the first mistake today.

I feel like making
such mistakes too.

Really? Who doesn't feel like
doing this? I do too.

But people like you accidentally
take the wrong step and then regret.

I don't mind regretting this
for the rest of my life.

Get inside!
- Yes, sir.

For the rest of his life?
I got carried away too.

I don't want
an accountant like that.

'or you stop her anywhere.. Or you talk to her,
no one will be worst than me.'

Our boy made
his second mistake.

They say the first mistake
is a mistake

but the second
is stupidity.

The third mistake has no scope
for rectification.

What do you mean?
I don't understand.

He might get arrested for it.

That's great.
We'll have a case in hand.

Go away, Munshi.
You're targeting family!

Armaan, you're here?

I need to talk to you.

Oh, God! What do you have to say?
We'll talk later.

Please leave. - The same that was
left incomplete that day.

Nikki, dear, who is it?

Someone was asking
the way to his house, Daddy.

Hello!

You? Here?

I warned you that day, didn't I?
What do you want?

Punishment.

Whatever you forbade me
from doing

I've made all those mistakes.

I'll accept whatever punishment
you give.

But..

Don't take Nikki away from me.

Anything else?

I've told you about my feelings.

You can ask Nikki the rest.

Greetings, sir.

He's a cultured boy, sir.

He's learning law from me.
I'm his uncle.

I, Ajmer Singh Aulakh,
take responsibility

that if you find any flaw in him

then you can hold me
responsible for it.

You should give this a thought,
Your Honour.

If we didn't care about
your family's reputation

he wouldn't have come
and begged you like that.

Lawyer.

Such decisions cannot be
made in haste.

We'll come to your house one day

meet your family
and then discuss.

He wants to come home.
This means he has agreed.

Greetings.
- Greetings.

Greetings.
- Bye, dear.

Let's go.

Listen to me.
Matchmaking is

a piece of cake for me.

Greetings from me.
- Come. - Greetings.

Come, my dear.

He's the boy.

I don't find a problem
with the boy.

How much have you studied, dear?

Until Ludhiana.

No, I mean,
how educated are you?

16 minus six.

That's fine.

My education is 10 minus 9 too.

Don't underestimate me.
- I'm on grandma in this matter.

He doesn't look very educated.

You're illiterate, but you
don't look like one either.

You look aged too, dear.

Yes, even the priest said
I'd cross a 100 years.

Forget all this.
Age doesn't matter.

Look at the boy.
He's a gem of a person.

Being a gem is fine.

But something seems fishy
about him.

What? - Just find me a girl.
Why do you care?

Look, no matter how he is

he deserves to marry too.

Let's just fix the alliance.

Greetings.
- Greetings.

Ma'am, who's he?
- Why has he come?

Our younger one is here.

Everyone finds me young.
All thanks to my looks.

I can't help it. My skin
doesn't show my actual age.

They mean the guy standing
next to you, not you.

Uncle, they were talking about me.

We should go now.

We're not even keen
on the elder one.

Do tell us if they plan on
getting the younger one married.

We like the younger one instead.

Okay, greetings
to all of you.

Greetings. Greetings.

Okay, greetings.

Sit down, dear.

Why are you all sulking?

There's good news.

I've found a girl
for our younger one.

Look, Mom. Dad.

Look.
- She's pretty.

Grandma, don't worry..
- Show me.

Grandma! Grandma!

Uncle..
- What happened to aunt?

Doctor, how's grandma?

The patient's condition
is serious.

But we're trying.
The rest is in God's hands.

If you want to meet the patient,
do so right now.

Aunt.

The doctor has said
you'll be fine.

Don't worry.

No..

Don't lie.

My.. time is up.

You'll be fine, Grandma.

Don't lose hope, Mother-in-law.
You'll be fine.

Mother-in-law, you're yet to see
your great-grandsons. Right?

Please fulfil..
one last wish of mine.

Tell me, Grandma.

We'll do as you say.

While I'm alive

I want to see
Karma getting married.

I'll be able to die in peace.

Aunt, Karma will get married.

He will marry
a beautiful girl.

What else do you want?

Come on, let's go out and talk.

Come.
- Come.

You..

Look, aunt is critical right now.

We can't just sit idly now.

She wishes to see Karma
get married.

We must fulfil aunt's wish.

Brother, you're right.

But what do we do now?

And listen, how will we find a girl
so soon? Think about it.

Listen, you tell us.
What do we do?

We should at least try, Dad.

What's destined will happen.

Armaan is absolutely right.

We must at least try.

Armaan.

Come on, let's try.

Get up. Come.

Don't worry, sir. Your girl
will live in luxury. - Okay.

We'll do as you say.
- Okay.

The boy can even be
a live-in son-in-law if you want.

We'll have to ask
the girl's in-laws. - Okay.

It's tasty.
- If I have your permission

can I come to you?
- Absolutely not.

Koshish, if they need food

tell them I'll give it.
- Okay. - And tell them

that there's no need to make
my favourite sweet.

That's it. These sweet talks
of yours attract me

and pull me towards you.

Do you want me to
pull you apart now?

Aunt, actually

grandma is really ill.
- Yes.

We've come to you to make one
last try in order to save her.

What is it, dear?

Our Koshish.

What do you mean?
- This Koshish of ours..

If we could get Koshish
and Karma married

aunt's last wish
would be fulfilled.

Aunt will live.
Her last wish..

How dare you even think
about her!

Do you realise that I could file
a defamation case on you?

So many cases are going on already.
I don't care about another one.

But do think about Koshish.

Before I say something to you
that I shouldn't

please get out of here.

Aunt, please.
- Just shut up, dear.

You're being
really hot-tempered.

Don't you know that hot-tempered
people have heart attacks?

Koshish.
- Yes.

Call the police station.

Let's go, Uncle,
or we'll have to pay a price.

Call them. - Okay.
- Come on, Uncle.

Hello. Look, no matter how
the girl is

dark or fair

we want to get him
married anyhow.

Please help us. Yes.

Okay, bye.

Did something happen?
- We'll do something. - No.

Perhaps, things didn't work out.

Yes, Nikki?

Yes, we brought grandma to
the hospital. She's not well.

I'll talk to you later.

Nikki?

Uncle, do something.

The beeping has gotten louder.

I'll go check.

Is grandma all right?

Aunt doesn't seem very well.

But I did make an effort.

What effort?

Your lover, Nikki..

Yes. - I showed her photo
to her

saying that we've fixed Karma's
alliance with her. - I see.

Uncle! - Come on.
At least I tried.

And she's going to marry you,
not Karma.

At least she'll be able
to die in peace.

She became a bit cold
when she saw the photo.

What can we do?

You guys bring aunt.

I'll go to the cremation ground
and arrange wood.

We need to get a portrait
and call the relatives too.

You won't get the time
for all this.

Bye.

Dear Lord!

Hello, mister.

Hello.

I need some wood
for cremation.

We have everything
you need for cremation.

I don't need anything else.

Our aunt is very delicate.

The logs we place on her
might get her to scream anyway.

Even when we'd put
a blanket on aunt

she'd scream
that it's heavy for her.

We'd then have to make a tent with
the blanket. That's when she'd sleep.

Tell me something.
When do you need the logs?

Aunt is still on the ventilator
at the hospital.

She's breathing her last.

She might come any minute, maybe
in the next five minutes. - Pray for her.

Here's the advance. Okay?
- Okay.

The minute I come, just provide
the logs. Make sure they are dry.

Nothing else. Okay?
Goodbye.

Shahrukh Sharma, how are you?
- We're good, Lawyer.

Listen, I need a photo.

Sit down, Lawyer.
We'll do it right away.

Not mine. I need aunt's photo.

We'll click grandma's photo
tomorrow, won't we?

God would have called aunt
to Him by then. - Dear Lord!

Dear Lord!

"Dear Lord. Dear Lord."

"Dear Lord. Dear Lord."

"Dear Lord. Dear Lord."

Aunt! Why did you leave us!

As soon as the ambulance comes
with aunt

you must chant the words
that I've told you.

Show me how you'll say it.

"You have left for
heavenly abode.."

Listen, when aunt comes,
be a little louder.

Let people know that the
lawyer's aunt has passed away.

What has happened!

Tailor, have you stitched
clothes for aunt?

I've stitched them.

Do it properly.

The car is here. Aunt!

You left alive,
but have come back dead, Aunt.

Aunt!

They have brought aunt. Aunt!

Look at that. No one told them

that a dead body doesn't need
hospital equipment. They've been carrying it.

Aunt..

Aunt?

Aunt has recovered?

Aunt.. I'm done for.

Let me take off the garland.

What are you doing?

This.. What's this? Yes..

Aunt, it's your death day..
Not death day.

We're celebrating your birthday
today, Aunt.

Aunt, we're celebrating

not your death,
but your survival.

I'm so happy

that I don't even know
what I'm talking.

You don't understand
what I actually mean.

Why are you still sitting?
Stand up.

It's aunt's birthday.
Chant what I taught you.

"You have left for heavenly abode.."
- "You have left for heavenly abode.."

Stop it. Stop it.

You sang really well. Really well.

They've converted the chant
into a happy birthday song.

You're done.
You may leave now.

Okay. - You may leave too.
What will you do here?

Yes, we were going to leave.

We'll cut the cake and send
to your homes. Don't worry.

Karma, you're here?

Grandma got well
and has come home.

She's asking for you.

Really? - Hail the Lord.
- Hail the Lord.

It's all Your mercy.
Thank You, Lord.

Listen to me.

Don't take me
to the hospital again.

I want to die right here,
in my house.

Yes, okay..
- And the photo

of the girl you showed me
at the hospital, for Karma

call her dad.

Uncle..

My life is uncertain.

I might not live
to see the wedding.

Let me at least
see him decked up for the wedding.

This is amazing.

For the first time,
I'm seeing a family

where the elder one is called young
and vice versa.

The ladies of the family
do everything on their own.

I'll tell you everything, sir.

I'll tell you why aunt calls
the younger one elder.

Actually, he does
all the important things

like getting people visas,
doing things for MLAs

all money matters, going to banks

and other important things.
That's why he's called elder.

And he's called the younger one

because the household
can't be managed without him.

Like repairing a broken bed

getting groceries..
- Uncle..

He works on the fields.

Is he insulting me indirectly?

That's why he's called younger.

Well, our aunt

is the foundation
of our family.

We can never refuse her.

We blindly obey what she says.

This is why aunt calls the elder one
young and vice versa.

Look, it's the same thing again.

Why is Armaan sitting with them?

Things don't work out
because of him.

They come to see the elder one

and fix the alliance
with the younger one.

Mom, the lawyer has brought
the girl's family.

He has to sit with them.
- I want to be part of it too.

Look at her.
- When a wise person sits

they give
sensible suggestions.

Mother-in-law, you've been
part of all previous discussions

but nothing worked out.
Let the men talk today.

Here's your medicine.
- Anything else?

Lawyer. - Yes. - We love
the house and family. - Wonderful.

You have our consent.
- Okay.

But I don't understand something.
- What?

They are getting the younger one
married first. What about the elder one?

No.

As I told you, we quietly obey
everything aunt says.

Aunt says the elder one
should marry first

Then, we'll get the younger one

married within the next six
months.

Yes. - Karma,
I need your help. - Coming.

Where is Karma going?

They've come to see you.
Where are you going?

Mom, they sent Karma
on purpose

so that they see how responsible
he is. He works.

Listen to me,
Mother-in-law.

The girl's family
reviews everything.

They want to ensure the boy
doesn't lack anything. - Go away.

Where should I go?

Allow us to leave.
- Okay.

Greetings.
- Greetings.

Have you met mom?

Well, she was not well..

Come. Never mind.

You may sit and talk here.

Mom, they are here.

Sit properly.

Aunt, they are here to meet you.
- Greetings. - Greetings.

Come. Welcome.
- Please sit.

Please sit.

We love the house
and the family.

Thank you.
- Tell us if there's something else.

There is something.

I'm not in the pink of health.

My life is uncertain.

I'm alive now,
but I might pass soon.

I have just one wish.
While I'm alive

I want to see
my elder one get married.

'Well,
what she says makes sense.'

That's not a big deal. Bring
the wedding procession the day after.

Stay true to your word, mister.

We'll come with the procession
the day after.

Yes, absolutely. The day after.

You're too much, Aunt.

How will the bride's family
make arrangements so quickly?

Tell me.
- Lawyer.

Like always,
just obey her decision.

We'll make arrangements.

But sir, we have to invite
our relatives.

They'll come from different places.
We need to book the confectioner.

What are you saying?
- Which relatives do you want to invite?

Who will come?
We're all right here.

The boy's aunt is here.

Call the uncle tomorrow.
That's the end of it.

Okay.
- Okay.

Greetings.
- Greetings. - Go with him.

What have you done?

Aunt, why did you fix the wedding
for the day after?

How will we make arrangements?
- Don't worry about it.

Just do as I say now.

First of all,
call the tailor.

Pant, 42.

Kurta, 36.

Take a deep breath in.

Are you going to stitch my clothes
or enrol me into the army?

You have a huge belly.

Your father doesn't pay for his food.
Take the measurements and leave.

How can someone marry off
their daughter to him?

There are kind people
like you in the world.

Come, dear.
Don't argue with him. Sit here.

How can I solve your problem?
I'm in trouble myself. - Uncle.

What's going on?

Well..

But why do you worry, dear?

Just take sleeping pills
and go to sleep.

I took care of it before.
I'll take care of it even now.

Just leave it to me.

Uncle, I was dependent on you,
as a result of which this happened.

You're so strange.

I'm wearing a full suit.
My turban is in place.

I have three pens
in my pocket.

I'm an educated man.
I own a red car.

You're still saying all this?
- Uncle.

If things don't work out, this car
is going to be on top of you.

This is too much.
- Uncle!

What are you whispering over there?

Armaan. - Yes?
- Go talk to the tent guys.

Go. Do as aunt says.

Should I go with him too?
- No, you don't go.

You shouldn't step out.

How does it matter?

Have you brought the file?
I'm at aunt's house.

Lady, you should have brought
something to eat too.

Why don't they keep
the gate open?

There! Your uncle has come.

Go welcome him.

I've told them several times
to keep the gate open.

When there's a wedding
in the house

the gates should remain open.

Do you understand? Didn't you know
your uncle was coming home?

You're human, nor a tractor that would
get stuck between the gates. - Shut up!

Brother-in-law, please go out.
I want to welcome you.

Let the welcoming be! - Just put
the oil on his head. He'll calm down.

I won't calm down like that.

The village head consults me
before speaking.

And you fixed the alliance
without asking me?

Just let bygones be bygones.
Calm down.

He won't calm down.
He's here for war.

Let's go inside,
for God's sake.

Fine, I'll come
but on one condition.

Show me the girl's photo.
- Photo..

What's wrong, sir?
- Not a word more, Lawyer.

Show me the girl's photo

whose alliance has been fixed
with him. - I see.

No problem, sir.
We'll show you right away.

He's marrying her

and you have her photo?

Lawyer, something
seems fishy here.

Listen, Your Honour, I'm trying
to tell you the same thing.

Come with me. Come.
- Follow me.

Uncle, handle him.
He might create trouble.

Don't worry. I know
how to control him.

Do it properly.
- I will.

What are you doing?

What should I say to her?

Yes, Nikki?

Yes.. Everything's great.

Look here. Look here.

Sir, look here.

Sing enthusiastically.

"The bowl.."
- The bowl has fallen.

"The bowl.."

Aunt, don't sing so melodiously
or I'll cry.

Congratulations.
Many congratulations.

I don't find these
wishes genuinely.

Mom, something is fishy.

Fine. Let me do it
more enthusiastically.

Congratulations!

Congratulations!
- Well, this seems genuine.

Uncle, until he starts drinking

he'll keep suspecting.
Go get him something.

Should we electrocute him?

Hey!
- Well, you need to get a shock

either by electrocution,
or by alcohol.

Just take him.

Don't touch me.
- Take a photo.

One more.

Listen.

Have you heard this incident
from a nearby village?

No.
- Let me tell you.

Go ahead.

There was a happy family
living in that village.

There was a grandmother too.
- Like ours.

The grandmother had two
unmarried grandsons. - Like ours.

They'd come to see the elder one,
but end up liking the younger one.

Like ours.

They had a scoundrel uncle.
- Like ours.

What? - I mean, this is the difference
between them and us. You're great.

Yes.

Well, somehow, the younger
one's wedding was fixed.

Grandma got worried.

Since the younger one was marrying

the elder one would be left out.

Because of this stress,
grandma had a heart attack.

Like mom had.

And then, to fulfil her
dying wish

the younger brother's alliance
went to the elder one.

Look at the sacrifice they made

to fulfil their grandma's wish.
- What nonsense!

Was she planning to join
the army at this age?

She has lived her life anyway.

The younger one should have
gotten married. Right? - Yes. No.

This is fraudulence.

Tell me where the lawyer lives.

I'll get him punished severely.

This is my promise to you.

Uncle, I told you not to
boast too much.

I mean, Uncle, we can't go to
an unknown village. He won't listen.

Yes.
- Right.

Karma is right.

It's something else.
Let's drink. - Yes.

"The kohl enhances
the beauty."

"The kohl is praiseworthy."

"The kohl enhances
the beauty."

"The kohl is praiseworthy."

Look at how he's been drinking.

I'm afraid he might get drunk
and create a scene.

Don't worry.

He's sitting with him.
The one who says..

My turban is in place.

I'm wearing a full suit.

I have three pens
in my pocket. Idiot!

He'll take care of him.

Lawyer. - Yes.
- Tell me the village.

Uncle, he's a lawyer

not a village headman.
He doesn't know all the villages.

You drink.

Drink, you're the boy's uncle.

Well done, Uncle.
- Great!

Okay.. Well.. I..

What did I want to ask? - Uncle,
you know, an uncle came

to a wedding
at a far off village.

He neither drank alcohol

nor abused or made a scene.

No one took him seriously
as an uncle.

They all thought he was
from the bride's side.

Really? - Yes.
- But I'm the uncle..

Actually.. the thing is..

The actual thing was

that you had to pass out.

The wedding procession
is stuck.

What do we do? Go ahead.
God, take care of him.

Come on now, sit everyone.

Let's see what happens.

Let's go home.

Brother-in-law, take aunt home.
You come in the other car.

Yes.
- Go ahead, Aunt.

Cameraman! Come here.

Take this address.
You need to get here.

Look, the procession
has to go far.

God forbid, if we
get separated

at least you guys
will get there.

Do you understand?

They don't know

that we have to separate
everyone.

"There is only one God."

"His name is true."

"He is the creator."

"He has no fear."

"He has no hate."

"He is omnipresent."

"Unborn and self-illuminating."

"By Guru's grace,
he is realized."

"Meditate on his name. He has
been true since time began."

"He has been true since ages."

"He is still true."

"Guru Nanak says
he will forever be true."

Hey, driver.
Will you drive faster?

We need to click pictures of the
guests, not of the tent and chairs.

I can't find the address. Why are
all the houses of the villagers locked?

Everyone must have
gone to the wedding.

But there are not many people at the
procession, and the entire village has gone.

Stop, stop. Shahrukh,
this house is open.

Ask them.
- Mister.

Please come here.
- Get out, Shahrukh.

Mister, listen. Come here.

We want to ask
an address. We're getting late.

Mister, send your boss.

What are you saying?
I'm the boss here.

The man with the turban..
Let alone him

all the Sardars in this village
have left for Canada or America.

Only our distant cousins
are left here.

Okay, then. Mister,
please help us with this address.

Address?
- Yes.

Tell us quickly. We're photographers.
We have to go to a wedding.

We need to click photos.
- Oh, you're photographers!

Okay, I'll show you
the address later.

First click a nice photo
of mine.

Who was supposed to marry and who's
marrying.. I'm going crazy. Karma!

You tied a turban like that

and became the groom

but the younger one
is getting married instead.

I'm sure
something's fishy, Karma.

Who's Karma? I'm Bhola.

I'll be back.

This is too much.
I'm seeing Karma everywhere.

I don't want to look
at myself in the mirror.

I wonder what's wrong.

Listen, hasn't Karma
gotten better yet?

What happened to him?
- Look at what he's doing.

Well, it happens sometimes
in crowded places. - Oh.

'What is he doing?'
- Okay.

Nikki, I need to talk to you
in private.

We'll talk at home.

'She thinks it's something else.'
- Yes.

'We'll get into trouble at home.'

Lawyer, I'm telling you,
something's fishy..

Nothing's fishy.

I'll tell you
what the matter is.

Give it to me. I need something
to eat, I need a glass. - What?

Just come with me.
- Lawyer, what's happening to me?

Courier these to me.

We will. - We will.
- Tell us the address now.

Note it down.
Birju Singh Jaunpuriya.

We don't want your address.

We want to go to
Balkaar Singh's house.

Oh, Balkaar Singh.

It's his daughter's wedding.

It's his daughter's wedding!
- It's his daughter's wedding.

I don't know.

Tea.. Tea..
- We'll have it.

You idiot,
I'm not offering you.

I'm telling you that it's time
for my tea.

Get out of here.

Daddy.
- It's okay, dear.

Come.

Listen..

Okay..

How are you related to them?

I'm the girl's brother.
He's her uncle.

Tell me something.
Which boy did you choose?

The elder one.

And who did you perform
the rituals with?

The elder one.

And who did the girl marry?

The elder one.

Yes, I'm coming.
- Coming. - Just clarify it.

What are you doing?
Why are you here?

I missed the procession
while taking care of you.

Lawyer, tell me something.

What?

Have I really lost my mind?
- Yes.

Why?
- Something's fishy.

Nothing's fishy. Don't interfere.

Get in the car.
- I don't believe it.

We're about to reach.
Grandma will wreak havoc.

What do I do now?

Please stop the car.
I feel uneasy.

Do you want to pee?
- Yes, I do. My bladder will burst.

Stop right now.

Nikki.
- Yes?

Armaan.

Please, I need to discuss
something important.

We'll talk at home.

Please. It's a small thing.

Let's go.

Yes, Armaan, tell me.
What do you want to talk about?

Nikki, you know that love
requires sacrifice.

Just like Juliet made
sacrifices for Romeo.

Of course.

Juliet's life
was dedicated to Romeo.

Armaan, they were
such true lovers.

Ours is true love too.

You must make
a sacrifice too.

But she died.

You don't have to die.
- What do I have to do then?

Look, you and I may have
been married..

Did you call me here to
tell me that?

The world knows that
we're married.

We are married, but you must
live with Karma.

What?

You'll have to live with Karma.

I mean, just to show off.

For grandma's happiness.
We are married.

I'll tell you the rest at..

Nikki? Nikki?

Karma!

Nikki? What happened to you?
- Oh, no! What's this new trouble!

Grandma, the palanquin
has come outside.

Hail the Lord.

Thank You, God.
Thank You very much, Lord.

My child is married.

Lord..

Grandma is right here.
Be careful. - Hail the Lord.

Hail the Lord.

What happened to your wife?

What happened to your wife?
- Nothing, Grandma.

She felt nauseous
and she passed out.

Perform the ritual quickly. She's feeling
a little dizzy. Maybe she's awake.

Aunt, hurry up, perform he ritual.
I've called the doctor.

Maybe she needs glucose,
not water.

"Bride, the holy water.."

"Let the water
ward the evil eye off you."

"Let the water
ward the evil eye off you."

"Let the water
ward the evil eye off you."

"Let the water.."
- Hold on.

I need to talk to them.
- No, no.

Not over there. Look, let's go
inside, I'll make you a nice drink. Okay?

Listen.. Since you want to
make me a nice drink

I'm sure something's fishy.

Come on.

"Let the water
ward the evil eye off you."

"The mother of the groom.."

Ma'am, there's nothing to worry.

She passed out because
she was exhausted. - I see.

I've given her medication.
She'll wake up in two hours.

Okay.

Don't leave your wife alone.

Not at all. We won't leave her alone.
The entire family is here. - Greetings.

I'll leave.
- Greetings.

Go inside.

Hey! Where do you think
you're going?

Sit over there.

You go inside.

Who? I?
- Who else? I?

Didn't you hear?
Don't leave the girl alone.

Grandma, there's a glass
of water kept.

Go inside.

I think it's my turn today.
I'll go water the fields.

He'll do it.

You won't take your turn.
You go inside.

Should I?
- Go!

Brother, she's your sister-in-law.

I know, Brother.
I'm not calling her my aunt.

Uncle, you tell me
what to do.

Take my red car
and flee.

It hardly runs on road.

Do you think
it's a helicopter?

To heck with your Audi.

You boast about wearing a tie,
having three pens and a degree.

Go in.

I'm going, Grandma.

Grandma has got me
into trouble.

I wonder if anyone else

has even been
in such a problem.

She moved.

She has woken up.
I'll give her water.

Water..

Well..

Oh, what happened?

Where are you going?

I? Nowhere, Grandma.
- Go and sleep.

I'll go, Grandma.
- Come.

Listen to me.
- They won't let me sleep.

Uncle, her scream..

Who's gone where?

I don't know.

I know.
- What?

Something's fishy for sure.

Uncle, what's going on?

Isn't this a bit too much?
- Don't worry.

I'm wearing a full suit. I have three
pens in my pocket.

Don't take out my pens.
Take out your phone

and call Karma.

Often, things are not as we imagine.
It's nothing, I'm telling you.

Call him.

Armaan.

Hello.

Brother, why did she scream?
What did you do?

I didn't do anything.

She woke up.
I thought I'd give her water.

But she passed out again.
- What else would she do

on seeing a duplicate husband
on her wedding night?

Where should I hide now?

I'm not a spider

or a lizard to stick
to the ceiling.

Is there a bed there?

Of course there is.
She's lying on the bed, where else?

Listen to me. Keep the phone aside,
go under the bed

and don't come out
until morning.

And if you go any close..
- Okay.

Grandma has got me
into trouble.

I had heard men are suppressed
after marriage.

But I didn't know
I'd be sleeping on the floor.

Uncle..
- I'll tell you what.

Call her.

I get thrashed
when I go out.

When I'm inside, she screams.
Where should I go?

Answer it.

Hello.
- Nikki, listen to me.

Before you say anything,
hear me out.

But Armaan..
- Look..

We did all this only
to save grandma's life.

It concerns my grandma's life,
Nikki. Please.

But how can I do this?
- Please.

Nikki, have you forgotten?
You said you'd do what I said.

Just do this for me

and I'll follow you
for the rest of my life.

Okay, fine.

I'll do as you say.

"It's time to celebrate."

"We're lucky that things worked
in our favour."

"We're lucky that things worked
in our favour."

"We're lucky that things worked
in our favour."

"We're lucky.."
- Hey, come here. Come here.

Yes, Mother-in-law?
- Where's Karma? He needs to do the ritual.

He went to the field
to spray. - To heck with him.

I forbade him
from going on the field.

He left again?

Don't get angry.
He has gone to get him.

Come on, you dance. "We're lucky
that things worked in our favour."

This is a great photo.

Wow! Wonderful.
- Uncle.

What else is going to happen
with me?

What happened?

You sent him
on the wedding night.

Is he also going to perform
my ritual now?

When will I do it?

Dear, I'm a lawyer.

I've passed law school
for a reason.

I've come up with a plan.

Just watch, don't disturb.

Uncle, you..
- Can't your uncle crack a joke?

I was just saying.

Wait and watch, dear.

I've planned such a scheme

that only you will
perform the ritual.

What happened to Karma?

Nothing, Mom.

The spray got to him.

He's fine.
Prepare for the ritual.

"Let's play these games."

Hey.. Come on, Karma.
Start playing.

Come on, play. - How will he play?
His hand isn't functioning.

We'll have the ritual
some other time.

We can't delay the ritual.
It has to happen today.

Armaan, I have an idea.
You hold his hand and help him.

Hold his hand.
- He can't move his hand.

We can do this later.

It's okay. He's his younger brother.

Just play.
Here you go.

It's done.

Come on, come on.

There you are.
The ritual is done, Aunt.

Uncle is roaming freely.

See that he doesn't
ruin things.

Have you seen the lawyer?

Lawyer.
What's going on here?

It's the ritual.
They are playing the game.

Lawyer. - Yes? - Believe me,
something's fishy here.

Nothing's fishy.
Nothing's fishy.

Go drink.
- No. - Take him.

Come on, let's go.
Let's go, come on. - Go on.

Come on, you can play now.
Congratulations, Aunt.

Are you happy now?
- I'm very happy.

Congratulations to you too.

Thank God,
everything went really well.

Yes. - I want to go
on a trip now.

This has made me happy.

But a great-grandson will make me
even happier.

'You should
go on a trip, Aunt.'

"I'll fulfil all your wishes."

"I'll put precious anklets
on your feet."

"We're destined
to be together."

"You're an angel
in my life."

"Your kohl enhances
your beauty."

"I'll make sure you wear
an expensive necklace."

"Your heels will cost a lot."

"Your clothes
will cost lakhs of rupees."

"Your heels will cost a lot."

"Your clothes
will cost lakhs of rupees."

"It seems like ours is a connection
of the previous life."

"That's why
we're together now."

"I'll keep you safe.
I'll be your guard."

"I'm courageous, don't worry.
You won't have to worry ever."

"You'll live a life as luxurious
as the queen of Spain."

"All your demands will be fulfilled,
all you have to do is say what you want."

"Your heels will cost a lot."

"Your clothes
will cost lakhs of rupees."

"Your heels will cost a lot."

"Your clothes
will cost lakhs of rupees."

"A strong.."

"I have a strong gut feeling."

"I have a gut feeling
that we should walk hand in hand."

Mother-in-law.

Keep this coat. It's cold in
the mountains. I'll be back, okay?

I don't understand
what's wrong with them.

Take this, Grandma.
I've sent hymns to your phone.

You'll be occupied.

Don't forget to carry earphones.
Okay? Bye.

Take this, Mom. Some sweets.

Eat these on your way
if you get hungry.

Eat homemade food
instead of fried stuff.

I just had a heart attack

and he's offering me sweets.

Take this, Grandma.
Food for you. Eat it on the way.

Why is the entire family
so excited to send me off?

Something's fishy.

I think so too.

But I don't know, Grandma.
I've just come.

Find out.
- Okay.

Tell me.

Something doesn't seem right.

Here are your medicines,
Grandma.

You'll need them.

My child takes such good care
of me. Bless you, dear.

Bless you.

Aunt, let's go
if you're ready.

You'll miss the train
if we're late.

I don't understand why the entire
family is after me.

I'm going on a trip,
not for a war.

Sending senior citizens on a trip
is as good as war, Aunt.

She's not going to throw bombs
at people at the trip.

Still, dear.
I'm suspicious of him.

Don't worry, Grandma.

Uncle won't sell you off.

Aunt, you're too much.

I'm wearing a full suit.
I have three pens in my pocket.

My turban is in place.

My red car is parked outside.

You're too much.

That's the biggest example
of decency.

Yes. - Get up, Grandma.
Keep the cup of tea.

Get to work, everyone.

I'll go take a walk
on the fields.

I'll go pay the confectioner.
- Okay.

Oh, I had to go to the market.

I'll be back, dear.

Slow down.

Aunt, you need to take the train.

Why do you care?
- I mean..

We'll miss the train.
We're getting late.

The train won't go anywhere.
It'll wait for me for 10 minutes.

Oh, the train will wait for you?

I didn't know
my uncle owned the train.

Don't talk too much.

'He's acting weird.'

'The family members insisted
that I left for the trip.'

'Something's fishy for sure.'

'That's why they all wanted me
to leave.'

'His wife came.'

'But she was unconscious.'

'When I was performing
the ritual'

'my arms were being pulled.'

'On the wedding night, Karma
didn't want to go to the room.'

'When they were playing'

'he had spray on him.'

Hey, Lawyer. Stop the car.
- Why? - I'm not going.

I'm not going on the trip.
Turn the car around.

Aunt, it's a sin
to leave the trip midway.

I'll be sinned, not you.

Turn the car around
or I'll jump out of it. - Wait, Aunt!

Turn it around! - What is she doing?
- I'm about to jump.

Should I jump?
- Aunt, I'll turn.

Earlier, when a person would turn 60,
they'd abandon them.

That was great.
- I'll slap you. Nonsense!

Let me at least call and tell
we're coming back. - No way.

You won't call anyone.

Come on.

'Oh, my God!'

'What the heck
is happening here!'

'Oh, my!'

Grandma is going to
cause nuisance.

Handle it.
- I'm here, don't worry.

Order! Order! Order!

First tell me what's going on
in the house.

The heater is on, Grandma.
- Shut up!

You tell me.
- I turned off the heater.

You tell me.
- You tell us what's going on, Mom.

Where did the family go,
leaving home a newlywed bride?

Mother-in-law,
I went to the market.

I went to pay
the confectioner.

I went to the field.

Yes. You stay on the field.

Let your family life
be ruined here.

Your Honour, actually,
what happens is not visible to us.

And what's visible
is not actually true.

Don't beat
around the bush.

Talk clearly.

It's absolutely clear,
Your Honour.

If lovers have to feed each other

they wouldn't do so openly.

They'd do it on the sly,
inside.

This is something to be noted,
Your Honour. - Absolutely.

Give me the pen, Uncle.

That's why, this case
should be dismissed

and the culprits
should be set free.

Absolutely.

Yes, Grandma,
forgive them.

Call the culprit.

Nikki, appear.

Sit, dear.
- Yes.

Sit, girl.

It wasn't a big deal

but things have been blown
out of proportion.

The day before, your brother-in-law
and you were sitting and feeding each other.

If people had seen you

they'd make a mountain
out of a molehill.

That's why I got angry.

Still, on the basis
of the lawyer's arguments

and the statements
by your parents

I set both of you free.

Applause.

Yes, absolutely.

Hello. - Nikki dear.
- Yes, Mom.

Your dad is missing you.

Why don't you come visit?

Let me ask them
and tell you.

Okay, dear,
ask them and tell me.

What is it, dear?

Well, my parents wanted me
to visit them.

Sure, go ahead.

Meet him. Both of you go.

What are you doing here?

I'm weaving a sweater, Grandma.
- Let me do it.

Here. Crochet a jacket.

Grandma, can't you see
I'm cleaning the car?

You're cleaning the car

and I don't find
their intentions clean.

Whose intention isn't clean?
- Look over there.

The brother-in-law
and sister-in-law.

It's their stuff.
Let them play.

It's okay, Grandma. I'm sure
they are just fooling around.

You find this funny?

Something seems fishy here.

Your uncle kept saying
that something's fishy.

I hope things don't get
fishy for real. Come in.

Let me clean the car, Grandma.

Move. I'll clean the car.
You go in.

Get ready.

They are meant to be together.
Why is she forcing me?

You're not even
cleaning the car, Grandma.

I know. Go inside.
Go inside, I say! Go.

Hail the Lord.

Okay, take care.
- Yes, I will.

Shall we?

Where are you going, Grandma?

I'm going with you.
- Did they invite you?

Did they invite him?

Grandma, the car is old.
Four people can't go.

Leave him behind.

I'll drop them and come
pick you up, Grandma.

You drop us and come back.

Grandma, my grandma passed away.
Who will you talk to?

I'll offer my condolences.

Grandma, we're going for the first time
and you'll offer condolences?

I'll do it after 15 days then.

Grandma, I'm going to my in-laws, not my
grandma's house. You won't stay for 15 days.

What will you do there anyway?

I'll see the house.

Do you have to paint the house?

I still want to see.

Grandma, if you fall sick there,
who'll look after you?

I take care of you here.
- He'll take care of me there.

Grandma, you've become
really troublesome.

You go then. I'm not going.

Don't go. I'll go with them.

We won't go. - We won't go.
- Fine, I'll go alone.

You do the rituals then,
Grandma.

Mother-in-law! Mother-in-law!
- Mom! Mom!

Grandma should be praying instead,
and she wants to accompany us.

No matter who goes,
grandma is going for sure.

Brother-in-law,
what do we do now?

All we can do is have hope.

We'll take uncle along

who says, I own a red car.

I'm wearing a full suit.

I have three pens in my pocket.
- His pens may not work

but let's work things out.
Let's handle grandma.

Let's go.

Karma, you said it wouldn't
be able to handle four people.

See, it's running fine.

It stopped,
thanks to your jinx.

What's wrong with it now?
- It broke down.

It's not working, Grandma.

I told you it's an old car
and won't take four people.

You get down.

I? - The car needs to breathe.
- I'll take the bus.

Let's go.

It won't start, Grandma.

You get down too.

Why should I get down?
Let her get down.

But Grandma, I'm going
to my mom's house anyway.

You don't even know
the way to home.

Grandma, I think you should
tell yourself

that if you get down,
the car might start.

They'll make sure I get down.
They don't want to take me.

To heck with them.

It has started.
- It has started.

Grandma,
it broke down again.

It has a problem with you,
Grandma. What did you eat?

Did you do something?
- I will go anyhow

even if I have to hang
outside the car.

Grandma,, come by bus.

Senior citizens can travel
for free.

You want me to travel by bus
at this age?

We're just sending you by bus,
Grandma.

We're not getting you married.

Call the uncle
with three pens.

Yes, Grandma.
The uncle with three pens is coming.

Come in his car.

Fine. I'll go with him.

You go ahead.

I thought I'd come by car,
but the car isn't even moving.

What is he doing?

Look at that. The guy on
the cycle has gone past your car.

Why are you driving so slowly?

Change the gear.

We need to reach
our relatives' house.

Aunt, you should have
said so before.

Here you are.
I changed the gear.

Just close your eyes
and go to sleep.

Why should I go to sleep?
You speed up.

Aunt, don't they say

that you must not speed
as your family is waiting for you?

Who's waiting for you?

Your wife and you
are going to get divorced.

Aunt, just close your eyes
and go to sleep.

Don't tell me to close my eyes.

Look on the road.

Aunt, don't you trust
my driving skills?

I'm wearing a full suit.

I'm an educated man.
I have three pens..

Don't you dare
talk about your three pens.

I own a red car.
I will say that.

Okay, the elder one
is settled. - Yes.

Well, the villagers might ask

when the younger one
will marry.

I mean, your grandma
calls you younger.

I can marry today itself.

We're trying.

Daddy, he gets 8-10
proposals every day.

Let's see which one
he accepts.

Let's find out..

He seems very happy
to meet Nikki.

Yes, they are very close
to each other.

This is it..

Dad can hear,
but can't speak.

Nikki is the only one
who can understand him.

Hats off to Nikki's grandpa.

He gave birth
to such a huge son.

He's tall as a building.
- What did you say, dear?

Nothing.

I was saying
that he's a courageous man.

Here, please eat.

Hey, bring some vegetables.

Serve it to them.

You want some? - No.
- I don't have ulcers in my mouth.

You must take a little more.
A little bit.

Aunt, can I give you
a piece of advice?

Your advice has never
been fruitful.

Fine, say it. I'll listen.

Look, it's quite late.
Let's go back to the village.

Would it be right to go to
someone's house at this hour?

I'll thrash you.
I'll go by bus otherwise.

I think I'll have to take
aunt once.

But they must have
left by now.

Fine, Aunt,
let's go to their house.

Oh, Mom.

Nikki.
- Yes?

Just tell them we'll leave.

Grandma might come.
- Let's stay tonight.

If grandma had to come,
she'd have come by now.

I'm sure she must have gone back.
- You think grandma would go back?

Did you see how she was
clinging to the jeep?

Talk to him.

What are you whispering?
Tell us. - Just go.

Mom, we should leave now.

He has some important work.

What? No way, dear.
You have just come.

What's the hurry?

We've been waiting for you.

And Sister, we have a big
surprise for you. - What, Brother?

Oh, Nikki, you always forget.

I have to remind you every time.

We're celebrating
your birthday tomorrow.

We can celebrate her birthday
over there too.

Daddy, actually

I have some very urgent work.

Dear, the wedding happened
in such haste

that we couldn't invite
a lot of relatives.

We'll have the introduction
ceremony tomorrow

and you can meet
all our relatives too.

Just get her to eat a laddu
from the box of sweets

and distribute the rest
to the relatives tomorrow.

Yes..

Daddy, grandma must be
alone at home.

She doesn't like it
without us.

What a trouble!

Uncle, I told you

not to bring grandma.
Why did you bring her?

You have no idea how hard
I tried to stop her.

You worked hard?
That's hard to believe.

Shut up, idiot.

Grandma is silent.
That's it.

Uncle, she's silent now,
but what about tomorrow's party?

Don't be scared.

Have I left aunt find out yet

whether Nikki is
Armaan's wife or yours?

She thinks she's married
to Karma.

And why won't she think like that?
Even at home

we treat Nikki
like Karma's wife.

Even the girl's family
doesn't know of this.

Don't you worry at all.
I'm prepared for tomorrow's party.

Just wait and watch
how the drama unfolds

and how the curtains fall.

Okay, then
let's go off to sleep.

What do you mean, sleep?

Drink up, and get out of here.

Listen to me. You shouldn't be seen
at tomorrow's party.

Just drink, and disappear.

Why?
- This is just half the battle.

I have three pens..
- Stop right there

or we'll have an entire battle.
'I have three pens'.

Did you win these during
the battle of China?

You can buy as many as you want
from the local store.

I'll slap you.

Just drink,
and get out of here.

He thinks I'll buy
from the local store.

Idiot.

We're in deep trouble.

What's the matter?

I'll show you
the Lord of Death right here.

What's wrong?
- Look over there.

Look at how angrily
he's standing.

Oh, no.
- He has heard us.

He's going to kill us
today itself.

Listen. Is there a backdoor
in this house

where someone could flee from?
- Yes.

The way he described,
it seemed like a tunnel.

No. Have you forgotten?

Grandpa can only hear.

He's mute.

Just drink, and leave from there.

Do you want me
to jump off the wall?

I don't care
where you jump from.

But just get out of here.

Hurry up.

Get out.

Uncle,
what are we going to do now?

Just wait and watch, dear.

I'll handle Nikki's grandpa
and tomorrow's party.

Welcome. Welcome.

Yes.
- Your face

resembles a cat.

Really?
- Here's a cat's mask for you.

All right.

Where is he?

Make sure no one
remains hungry.

He doesn't seem like him
either.

Okay.

Why are you here?
- Yes?

I have an invitation.
- Go ahead.

Wear this.

What's this for?

Actually, this is for

the ones who look
the smartest.

Wear it.
- Really? - Yes.

Here you are.
- Well done.

Here you are.

I looked for you everywhere.

I'll slap you.

You're roaming around here

while someone else
is with your wife.

Go.

Hey! Who are you?

I'm Bagga.
- Who's Bagga?

I am Bagga Bajwa.

Your name doesn't suit
your personality at all. Bagga!

Ma'am, what have you been
up to?

This function is to enjoy.

Go have some fun.

Uncle, did it work out?

Have you found a solution?

I've made sure
everyone is wearing masks.

Aunt is looking for Karma.

She's been trying to find him.

Uncle, it's fine now.
- Yes.

I hope things don't get worse.

Just follow

the plan I've devised.

Come together.

Just get up and follow the plan.
You'll see what happens.

Shall we?
- Yes.

Come.

Like this.

Has everyone had tea?
- Yes, everything's fine.

Daddy, what's the matter?
You look worried.

No, dear. I'm not worried.

Your grandma looks worried.

Don't worry.
This is how grandma is even at home.

Dear, just go and find out.

I'm sure there's a problem.

She told us not to
tell anyone.

She said you'd get worried.
It's a function.

I knew something was the matter.

Daddy, I'll tell you
what it is.

Our grandpa gave grandma a necklace
as a memento of their love.

That's lost.

It was made of silver,
but it was precious.

Grandma has sent
Brother-in-law Karma

to look for the necklace.
Maybe it fell on the way.

You eat, Daddy.

Be steady. Let me look.

To heck with you.

Get lost.

Go away.

No. He's not the one either.

It's not him.
What do we do?

Ma'am, have you found?

No, I'm still looking.

Should we inform the police
if you say? - No, not the police.

It'll ruin
the entire programme.

It's okay. I'll look.
- Just help her out.

Okay, sir.
- He'll help you look.

Don't worry, we'll find.

I'll do it on my own.

Give me the bag, Brother-in-law.
- No, dear.

Your sister will quarrel with me.

Go and play.
- He's petrified of her.

Brother-in-law.
- Are you making reels? - You're here?

Who are you? - I looked
for you everywhere.

I was tired looking for you.

Why do you do this?

What is wrong with her?
- What is wrong with you?

Are you also someone else?
- No.

I'm the one
who gets thrashed every time.

What's the matter?

You tell me who you are.
- I'm his wife.

Are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure.

Take this. Let's go.
- People are strange.

Without even considering, they got
an ugly guy married to a damsel.

Aunt, who are you fighting with?

I've been looking for you.

Come here.

Stop fighting with people,
Aunt.

Just sit here quietly.

What do I do?
I'm tired looking for him.

I'm worried too.
I wonder where he's gone.

Do something.

What should I do?

Look over there.
All the relatives are tense.

If their son-in-law doesn't come,
they'll feel humiliated.

It could get to divorce too,
Aunt. - No.

No. It shouldn't
come to divorce.

Do something.

What should I do?
I can't do anything.

You're wearing a full suit.
Your turban is in place.

You're educated. You have
three pens in your pocket.

You own a red car.
You can do anything.

Yes, of course,
I can do anything.

There's one thing though.

Take my advice. Instead of Karma

let Armaan cut the cake.

The girl's family wouldn't mind.
The relatives will go back home.

No one will find out
what happened.

Listen carefully. Sit here.
Just watch, don't disturb.

Who do I disturb anyway?

Aunt, I mean

don't talk to anyone.

Just sit here.
I'll handle everything.

What are we waiting for?
Cut the cake, dear.

Just a minute, Lawyer.
- Yes? - Call your aunt.

Aunt..

Actually, aunt is not feeling
very well.

She said we should continue with
the function without her.

Oh, Lawyer. At least call her.
She'll stand here.

Well, we would have called her

but when aunt makes
a decision

we don't dare
disrespect her.

Please commence.

Fine, as you wish.
Come on, Nikki.

Wow. - "Happy birthday to you."
- "Happy birthday."

"Happy birthday to you."

"Happy birthday to you."

"Happy birthday to you."
- Congratulations, sir.

Congratulations
to the entire family.

"Happy birthday.."

She's feeding the younger one.

Karma!

Just come here to me.

I'll make sure
you get what you deserve.

I'll put this cake in your mouth.

Come on.

Lawyer, I can't watch anymore.

Let me turn around.

Let things happen
behind my back.

Where were you all day?
I was worried sick.

I ran away, Grandma.

Where did you go?
- My kidney stone was hurting.

I ran to the doctor.

Oh, my God!

But dear, it was your wife's
birthday. You should have been with her.

Grandma, a wise man told me

that you mustn't attend
your wife's first birthday.

You should have at least
told me.

He also said
not to inform grandma.

What kind of an idiot wise man

told you all this?
Tell me his name.

He also said
I shouldn't mention his name.

I have no idea what
you're up to.

Go have tea.
Let's prepare to leave.

Okay.

Absolutely.

Dear, all the relatives
were very happy to meet you.

Yes. When the daughter finds
a good match, her parents live longer.

Living long is futile
these days.

All you need is a full suit

a good attitude

three pens
in the pocket like me

a car parked outside
and everything is great.

Sir, uncle has called you inside.
It's important. - Okay.

I'll be back. - Sure.
- Okay.

So, how are you?

Such a big deceit!

Why are you standing
with your heads down?

Tell me! Who should I shoot first?

The elder one,
or the younger one?

I thought yours was
a cultured family.

But I didn't know

you guys have no idea
about culture.

You idiot! A sister-in-law is like
a mother or a sister.

But you destroyed
that relationship.

Nikki is my sister, Uncle.

Whatever we've done is to save
grandma's life and make her happy.

But we haven't done
anything shameful

that we would have to be
embarrassed in front of you.

Daddy, if you still think
that we're culprits

then we're ready to die.

But we have a request.

Please make sure our grandma doesn't
find out what we're being punished for.

Because our grandma is God to us.

Armaan! Nikki!

Elder one, listen to me,
all of you. Come here.

Congratulate me.

Congratulate?
- For what?

I've fixed Armaan's alliance.
Congrats to you, dear.

Only the family will be part of it

like at Karma's wedding.

The procession will leave
the day after.

Mom, you should have
at least asked us.

I never even asked
your father anything.

Why should I ask you?

While I'm alive, I saw Karma
get married.

Now I want to see
my Armaan get married too.

Look, now just do

exactly as I say.

Call the tailor and ask him
to take his measurements.

Length, 42.

Shoulders, 24.

Chest, 36.

Keep it, dear. - Stomach..
- I'm glad you brought the 'laddus'.

Bless you. - I should write
it down or I'll forget.

Take my measurements also.
I too will attend the wedding.

Grandma, you'll come to the wedding?

Yes, I will, and that's final.

I couldn't attend
the elder one's wedding.

I wasn't feeling well.
I'm absolutely fine now.

"My grandson is marrying.
I'm elated."

"My grandson is marrying.
I'm elated."

Karma!
- Yes, Grandma?

Come here.
Go call the tent guys.

What's the matter with you,
Grandma?

Just tell them to come and fix
the tent. - Okay.

"The auspicious bowl.."

Smile please. Yes.

"My dear boy is glowing.."
- Shahrukh, come here.

Yes.
- "My dear boy is glowing.."

Listen to me.
It's your wedding.

But you don't look
happy at all.

Lawyer. - Yes.
- Give me a pen.

Pen..
- I'll write it on the napkin.

What?

Well, something's fishy here.

Here. - You're too drunk.
You can't even see him clearly.

Drink more,
he'll seem clear to you.

Yes, drink up.

Look at this shot.

Uncle, I don't like
her sad face.

They are newly married.

Armaan and she are staying
separately because of me.

It's her kindness
that she doesn't complain.

I think we should

tell grandma the truth.

No, dear, don't tell her
anything.

If she finds out

she'll die.

Just stay silent.

What should we do?

I don't understand either.

Don't worry, dear.

Leave it to God.

Apply kohl,
you're his sister-in-law.

I?

Dear, you've already
done a lot.

Do this for
mother-in-law's sake also.

Go, my dear.

I know you won't believe me,
but something's fishy.

Look at the camera, please.

Stop it,
Sister-in-law.

It's not Armaan's wedding.

It's Karma's wedding.
- 'I had no idea it's my wedding.'

And tell me something.

Which wife would adorn
her husband

put a headgear on him
and send him

to bring home his second wife?

Grandma, how did you know
all this?

I know everything.

When both you brothers

fell at Nikki's father's feet

I heard everything.

Please make sure
our grandma doesn't find out

what we're being
punished for.

Because our grandma
is God to us.

Mother-in-law,
if you knew everything

why did you have to do this drama?
- I had to do it.

Half of my boy's ceremonies
were incomplete.

I'm completing those today.

God bless you.

So, Aunt

did you see how much
your family loves you?

Love is a small word
for my family.

Grandma, at least tell me
where you found the girl for me.

Tell him, Lawyer,
how you solved this problem.

Okay, Aunt, let's reveal
the entire drama now.

The first good news is,
your aunt and I have had a truce.

We're settled again.

Your aunt made an effort

and managed to fix an alliance
for Karma.

Now take off his headgear
and tie it to Karma.

Your aunt must be waiting.

Look at that.

The lawyer is saying so,
but something's fishy.

Look at him.

Uncle, the thing is,
you'll be with me at the wedding.

Really? Take a photo then.

Smile please.

Hurry up. Let's go, offer the veil
and bring home the bride.

There's a lot to do
after the wedding too.

Like, having a family.

Try and understand.

I can't believe
that I could get married too.

I still can't believe this.

Is she my wife?

Listen, dear.
What are you thinking?

I was just wondering if I should just
keep looking, or tease you too.

Listen..

'You must be wondering how uncle
and aunt had a truce.'

'For the sake of my marriage'

'he even accepted the condition
of massaging aunt’s feet.'

'But I'm certain that this truce
won't last long.'

'Look!'

"If you hadn't lied,
there wouldn't be a problem."

"Everything would have been
perfect."

"If you hadn't lied,
there wouldn't be a problem."

"Everything would have been
perfect."

"Life wouldn't be
full of troubles."

"Life wouldn't be
full of troubles."

"Look from a distance,
but don't tease."

"Look from a distance,
but don't tease."

"Look from a distance,
but don't tease."

"Look from a distance,
but.. don't tease."

"Don't tease."

"If you hadn't lied,
there wouldn't be a problem."

"Everything would have been
perfect."

"If you hadn't lied,
there wouldn't be a problem."

"Everything would have been
perfect."

"Life wouldn't be
full of troubles."

"Life wouldn't be
full of troubles."

"Look from a distance,
but don't tease."

"Look from a distance,
but don't tease."

"Look from a distance,
but don't tease."

"Look from a distance,
but.. don't tease."

"Don't tease."

"Don't tease."