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Why? 12 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:53,020 Let's go, buddy! 13 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:54,660 How dare you? 14 00:00:54,820 --> 00:00:55,340 Yeah, yeah. 15 00:00:55,340 --> 00:00:58,770 First off, I want your badge numbers because this is absolutely ridiculous. 16 00:00:58,780 --> 00:01:00,940 I am a major rockstar. 17 00:01:01,740 --> 00:01:03,260 I bring joy to millions of people, 18 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:05,320 countless millions of people around the world, 19 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:06,600 and you're bringing me to jail? 20 00:01:06,620 --> 00:01:07,980 Will you shut the fuck up? 21 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:08,800 Are you kidding? 22 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:52,840 Okay, I fucking got it. 23 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:53,440 You know what we gotta do? 24 00:01:53,540 --> 00:01:54,500 We gotta take the markers, 25 00:01:55,020 --> 00:01:55,620 put them in a pot, 26 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:57,010 boil them up, and then catch the 27 00:01:57,010 --> 00:01:58,210 ether and it'll be like, 28 00:01:58,230 --> 00:01:58,550 you know. 29 00:01:58,550 --> 00:01:59,830 That might fucking work there. 30 00:02:00,110 --> 00:02:01,350 I also heard fucking pinecones. 31 00:02:01,470 --> 00:02:03,030 You smoke pinecones, apparently you get fucked up, 32 00:02:03,110 --> 00:02:04,530 so we take some of those, put those in, 33 00:02:04,890 --> 00:02:05,470 boil them all up together. 34 00:02:05,990 --> 00:02:07,130 You're gonna be an equal partner, 35 00:02:07,270 --> 00:02:09,130 you gotta stop fucking huffing solvents with him 36 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:10,190 and smoking crazy shit. 37 00:02:10,410 --> 00:02:10,750 Okay? 38 00:02:10,850 --> 00:02:11,570 What do you want us to do? 39 00:02:11,670 --> 00:02:12,690 We got fucking nothing to do. 40 00:02:12,990 --> 00:02:14,650 I'm trying to get you guys some weed. 41 00:02:14,770 --> 00:02:15,150 How are you though? 42 00:02:15,310 --> 00:02:15,910 How are you trying? 43 00:02:15,930 --> 00:02:16,590 Just shut the fuck up. 44 00:02:16,590 --> 00:02:17,130 I'm trying. 45 00:02:17,550 --> 00:02:18,270 Fuck sakes. 46 00:02:20,210 --> 00:02:20,990 That's the guy. 47 00:02:21,030 --> 00:02:21,870 That's the fucking guy. 48 00:02:22,230 --> 00:02:22,890 What's his name? 49 00:02:23,030 --> 00:02:25,010 It's fucking Shatner. 50 00:02:25,470 --> 00:02:26,670 Shatner's in the fucking jail! 51 00:02:26,670 --> 00:02:27,430 Captain Earth? 52 00:02:27,710 --> 00:02:29,130 Yeah! That's not Captain Earth. 53 00:02:29,410 --> 00:02:29,750 Idiot. 54 00:02:30,050 --> 00:02:31,090 Is that Peach Cobbler? 55 00:02:31,430 --> 00:02:32,270 Peach Cobbler? 56 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:34,870 We call this shit fucking Peach Garbage, my man. 57 00:02:35,510 --> 00:02:36,690 We do try our best, 58 00:02:36,830 --> 00:02:36,950 sir. 59 00:02:37,070 --> 00:02:37,910 I'm sure you do. 60 00:02:38,050 --> 00:02:39,710 I'll take some of your Peach Cobbler later. 61 00:02:40,190 --> 00:02:41,530 I'll give that some thought. 62 00:02:41,710 --> 00:02:42,130 Thank you. 63 00:02:42,290 --> 00:02:42,670 Thank you. 64 00:02:42,810 --> 00:02:43,330 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 65 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:43,650 T.J. 66 00:02:43,650 --> 00:02:44,930 Hooker! No, it's from Rush. 67 00:02:44,970 --> 00:02:46,910 Alex Life's the fucking little prostitute, 68 00:02:47,090 --> 00:02:47,210 yes. 69 00:02:47,270 --> 00:02:48,930 What the fuck are you doing here, 70 00:02:48,930 --> 00:02:48,970 man? 71 00:02:48,970 --> 00:02:48,990 Julian? 72 00:02:49,030 --> 00:02:49,470 Julian? 73 00:02:49,590 --> 00:02:50,090 And Ricky? 74 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,310 Come on, have a seat buddy. 75 00:02:51,330 --> 00:02:52,070 Oh my god. 76 00:02:52,390 --> 00:02:53,490 I can't believe it. 77 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:55,350 But how appropriate, huh? 78 00:02:55,350 --> 00:02:56,490 Let me guess. 79 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:58,310 You got busted fucking prostituting. 80 00:02:59,490 --> 00:03:01,250 You're Alex from Rush. 81 00:03:01,810 --> 00:03:03,530 We should have an air guitar challenge. 82 00:03:04,140 --> 00:03:05,290 Don't speak to me. 83 00:03:05,770 --> 00:03:06,660 You're embarrassing us, okay? 84 00:03:07,850 --> 00:03:07,950 Just... 85 00:03:07,950 --> 00:03:08,630 So what the fuck, 86 00:03:08,770 --> 00:03:08,870 man? 87 00:03:08,870 --> 00:03:09,650 Oh my god. 88 00:03:09,670 --> 00:03:12,670 I was doing this rock con event with Ace Frehley from Kiss. 89 00:03:13,350 --> 00:03:15,170 So Ace has some stuff with him. 90 00:03:15,170 --> 00:03:17,290 We get busted and I end up in here. 91 00:03:17,670 --> 00:03:18,610 You're kidding me. 92 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:20,350 So did you do the fucking Joe? 93 00:03:20,610 --> 00:03:21,690 No, it's cancelled. 94 00:03:21,810 --> 00:03:24,430 That's the thing that Bubbles was looking forward to going to. 95 00:03:24,430 --> 00:03:25,790 He's going to be disappointed, 96 00:03:26,530 --> 00:03:26,830 man. 97 00:03:27,350 --> 00:03:27,450 Fuck. 98 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:28,270 Poor Bubbs. 99 00:03:28,290 --> 00:03:29,210 He's going to be disappointed. 100 00:03:29,930 --> 00:03:31,110 I don't know what he does. 101 00:03:32,430 --> 00:03:32,870 Mr. 102 00:03:33,110 --> 00:03:33,970 Plyson Sir, just wondering, 103 00:03:34,570 --> 00:03:35,310 how is the food? 104 00:03:36,130 --> 00:03:39,920 I was wondering if I could get something just a little more rib-sticky. 105 00:03:40,250 --> 00:03:41,170 For sure, yes. 106 00:03:41,570 --> 00:03:42,250 Whatever you'd like. 107 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:44,600 Perhaps a panini with prosciutto, 108 00:03:44,970 --> 00:03:45,160 brie, 109 00:03:45,530 --> 00:03:46,140 and some arugula. 110 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:48,810 I have none of those things. 111 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:50,710 But I will see what I can rustle up. 112 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:51,580 Thank you, chef. 113 00:03:52,070 --> 00:03:52,970 Just make it good, Billy. 114 00:03:57,150 --> 00:03:58,150 So, what's for kicks? 115 00:03:59,770 --> 00:04:01,650 Man, you used to be able to get whatever the fuck you wanted in here. 116 00:04:01,900 --> 00:04:02,470 Now there's nothing. 117 00:04:02,530 --> 00:04:04,270 No rules, no drugs, no booze, nothing. 118 00:04:04,430 --> 00:04:06,110 I haven't had a drink since I got in here. 119 00:04:06,190 --> 00:04:07,010 I've been doing okay, 120 00:04:07,030 --> 00:04:07,970 but it's been fucked. 121 00:04:08,410 --> 00:04:09,890 Have you ever smoked bug spray? 122 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:11,970 Once in 81. 123 00:04:13,030 --> 00:04:13,420 Just once. 124 00:04:14,990 --> 00:04:15,680 Hey, what about Bubbles? 125 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:16,740 Can he not help? 126 00:04:16,910 --> 00:04:19,480 Bring in some lobsters and wine and booze. 127 00:04:19,770 --> 00:04:20,810 He's never coming back here, 128 00:04:20,830 --> 00:04:20,930 man. 129 00:04:21,070 --> 00:04:23,330 Won't even come back to fucking visit us for fuck's sake. 130 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:23,810 You know what, 131 00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:25,630 though? We might fucking do for Al. 132 00:04:26,940 --> 00:04:27,820 Yeah, he kind of owns me. 133 00:04:28,190 --> 00:04:28,870 He might be pissed off. 134 00:04:28,910 --> 00:04:29,690 We don't fucking ask. 135 00:04:30,350 --> 00:04:31,530 You can use my phone credits. 136 00:04:31,650 --> 00:04:32,780 You're speaking to me again. 137 00:04:33,450 --> 00:04:34,230 You know what they say. 138 00:04:34,230 --> 00:04:35,600 Everything to lose if nothing's the same. 139 00:04:35,930 --> 00:04:36,410 You're right, buddy. 140 00:04:36,630 --> 00:04:37,370 Let's try it out, 141 00:04:37,590 --> 00:04:38,150 man. Let's give it a try. 142 00:04:39,290 --> 00:04:41,250 Why don't you hang here and practice air guitar? 143 00:04:41,630 --> 00:04:42,910 Oh, you got it, Alex. 144 00:04:43,510 --> 00:04:44,230 Straight on. 145 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:45,380 So do you use your phone credits? 146 00:04:45,730 --> 00:04:47,310 Yeah, I fucking have at her. 147 00:04:47,900 --> 00:04:51,830 Dilly-dilly-dilly-dilly-dilly-dill-dill-dill-dill-dill-dill-dill. 148 00:04:53,010 --> 00:04:54,530 I'm fucking bullshit. 149 00:04:54,570 --> 00:04:58,130 I don't know why I even bother having hopes and dreams. 150 00:04:58,250 --> 00:05:00,630 What's the fucking point of having hopes and dreams? 151 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:06,080 Fuck it says now. 152 00:05:06,870 --> 00:05:07,170 Hello? 153 00:05:07,250 --> 00:05:08,100 Hey, buddy, how's it going? 154 00:05:08,620 --> 00:05:09,450 How's it going? 155 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:11,270 It's not fucking going at all, 156 00:05:11,450 --> 00:05:12,760 Julie, because it's already gone. 157 00:05:13,210 --> 00:05:13,810 Holy shit. 158 00:05:13,830 --> 00:05:14,340 Hey, what happened? 159 00:05:14,530 --> 00:05:14,900 What happened? 160 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:18,230 Oh, you know RockCon that I've been looking forward to? 161 00:05:18,410 --> 00:05:19,560 Well, they fucking canceled it. 162 00:05:19,980 --> 00:05:21,330 No explanation, no nothing. 163 00:05:21,410 --> 00:05:22,910 They just canceled the fucking thing. 164 00:05:23,100 --> 00:05:24,110 That sucks, buddy. 165 00:05:24,110 --> 00:05:25,320 I feel so bad for you. 166 00:05:26,190 --> 00:05:26,620 Look, look. 167 00:05:26,850 --> 00:05:28,110 What if I were to tell you there's a way 168 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:30,180 to you hanging out with Alex Lifeson today? 169 00:05:30,410 --> 00:05:30,590 What do you think? 170 00:05:31,010 --> 00:05:31,540 Do you remember him? 171 00:05:31,810 --> 00:05:32,060 Mr. 172 00:05:32,350 --> 00:05:33,490 Fancy Rich the Rockstar 173 00:05:33,490 --> 00:05:34,820 who actually turned into a male prostitute? 174 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:37,450 I'm not gonna have him, boy. 175 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:39,180 Hey, Bubbles. 176 00:05:39,460 --> 00:05:40,360 It's Alex Lifeson. 177 00:05:40,730 --> 00:05:41,670 Fuck great off it is. 178 00:05:41,710 --> 00:05:42,920 This is Larry or somebody. 179 00:05:43,050 --> 00:05:43,880 Go fuck yourself. 180 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:45,800 No, no, it's really Alex Lifeson. 181 00:05:46,110 --> 00:05:47,330 We're pretty sure it is him, Bubs. 182 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:49,480 Murphy, that does sound like you. 183 00:05:50,130 --> 00:05:51,310 No, it's me, I swear. 184 00:05:52,050 --> 00:05:52,840 Okay, well, 185 00:05:53,590 --> 00:05:55,230 if this is really Alex Lifeson 186 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:57,450 then what fucking key is Red Varchetta in then? 187 00:05:58,430 --> 00:05:59,380 Varchetta's in A. 188 00:05:59,810 --> 00:06:01,050 They do those harmonics at the top 189 00:06:01,170 --> 00:06:02,940 and then they transition down to the verse. 190 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:04,810 Oh my God, it is you. 191 00:06:05,090 --> 00:06:07,150 Holy fuck, Alex, what are you doing at the jail? 192 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:07,980 Well, 193 00:06:08,770 --> 00:06:10,060 technically I'm in jail. 194 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:12,070 This weird thing happened. 195 00:06:12,070 --> 00:06:14,160 You know, Ace and I were gonna come up here from New York 196 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:15,930 and he got stopped at the border. 197 00:06:16,010 --> 00:06:17,870 He's got this problem with the IRS 198 00:06:17,870 --> 00:06:19,220 and he has this big envelope 199 00:06:19,340 --> 00:06:21,410 and it's full of I thought was cash 200 00:06:21,410 --> 00:06:22,650 or a letter or something. 201 00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:24,040 In fact, it was hash. 202 00:06:24,650 --> 00:06:26,230 So I ate as much hash as I could 203 00:06:26,230 --> 00:06:27,510 before we actually got to the agents. 204 00:06:27,710 --> 00:06:29,290 But I couldn't get all of it and then 205 00:06:29,970 --> 00:06:32,100 next thing I know I'm here in jail. 206 00:06:32,700 --> 00:06:35,010 Oh my God, that's crazy. 207 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:36,010 Yeah, it is. 208 00:06:36,590 --> 00:06:37,230 So look, 209 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:39,490 I'm just wondering, we're here. 210 00:06:39,670 --> 00:06:40,660 We'd like to party 211 00:06:41,060 --> 00:06:43,950 and we're just wondering if you could bring something down, pay a visit. 212 00:06:44,930 --> 00:06:45,160 Oh, 213 00:06:45,730 --> 00:06:45,910 fuck, 214 00:06:46,230 --> 00:06:47,970 Alex, I can't do that. 215 00:06:48,230 --> 00:06:48,660 I'm sorry. 216 00:06:50,180 --> 00:06:50,870 Oh, really? 217 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:51,730 You can't? 218 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,270 Come on, Bubs, it's for Alex. 219 00:06:53,290 --> 00:06:54,080 It's not for us. 220 00:06:54,410 --> 00:06:57,710 Look, for reasons I don't want to get into, 221 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:00,700 I swore that I'd never set foot in that place again 222 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:02,390 and I have to stick to it. 223 00:07:02,550 --> 00:07:02,860 I'm sorry. 224 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:05,240 Frankly, 225 00:07:05,670 --> 00:07:07,880 I'm kind of used to getting things done for me 226 00:07:08,420 --> 00:07:10,320 and this is really a disappointment, 227 00:07:10,710 --> 00:07:13,180 buddy. Oh my God, I can't believe this is happening. 228 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:14,510 He's not going to do it? 229 00:07:14,670 --> 00:07:15,510 Come on, Bubs. 230 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:16,430 I got to go. 231 00:07:16,650 --> 00:07:17,110 I got to go. 232 00:07:17,210 --> 00:07:18,580 You take care of yourself, all right? 233 00:07:19,260 --> 00:07:20,250 What the fuck? 234 00:07:20,620 --> 00:07:21,330 Both of you wouldn't do it. 235 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:23,670 Well, why the fuck didn't one of you guys ask him 236 00:07:23,670 --> 00:07:24,860 to fly some stuff in on his drone? 237 00:07:25,170 --> 00:07:26,100 He does that all the time. 238 00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:28,470 He has a drone? 239 00:07:29,390 --> 00:07:29,770 Yes. 240 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:31,290 Why didn't you say that? 241 00:07:31,740 --> 00:07:32,570 It doesn't matter. 242 00:07:32,570 --> 00:07:33,270 He's not going to do it. 243 00:07:33,290 --> 00:07:35,630 He's all paranoid the guards are going to fucking call the cops 244 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:38,190 unless the guards are in on it somehow. 245 00:07:38,690 --> 00:07:40,100 I got to fix her though. 246 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:41,470 I can make it happen. 247 00:07:41,550 --> 00:07:42,770 I'm sure I can make it happen. 248 00:07:43,150 --> 00:07:44,640 We can party tonight for sure. 249 00:07:44,980 --> 00:07:45,960 Fucking bring that on. 250 00:07:46,370 --> 00:07:46,650 All right. 251 00:07:48,090 --> 00:07:48,350 All right. 252 00:07:48,790 --> 00:07:49,320 No, Bruce. 253 00:07:49,850 --> 00:07:50,680 It's got to be delivered today. 254 00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:51,860 80 inch. 255 00:07:52,550 --> 00:07:53,130 8K too. 256 00:07:53,670 --> 00:07:54,740 And 8K please. 257 00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:58,870 Smart TV with Netflix built in. 258 00:07:59,010 --> 00:07:59,670 Come on. 259 00:08:00,210 --> 00:08:00,760 Smart TV. 260 00:08:01,170 --> 00:08:01,300 Yeah. 261 00:08:01,510 --> 00:08:02,520 The smartest one you can find. 262 00:08:03,470 --> 00:08:03,570 Yeah. 263 00:08:03,890 --> 00:08:03,990 Bubbles. 264 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:05,710 He's in my contact list. 265 00:08:06,870 --> 00:08:07,120 Cool. 266 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:09,250 Thank you so much. 267 00:08:09,350 --> 00:08:10,240 No, this is so awesome. 268 00:08:10,630 --> 00:08:11,080 Thanks, Brucie. 269 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:12,190 See you soon, buddy. 270 00:08:12,350 --> 00:08:12,540 Okay. 271 00:08:12,690 --> 00:08:12,850 Bye. 272 00:08:14,190 --> 00:08:15,050 Did he say he was going to? 273 00:08:15,110 --> 00:08:16,010 Is it going to be a smart TV? 274 00:08:16,150 --> 00:08:16,510 It's going to be a smart TV. 275 00:08:16,650 --> 00:08:19,190 You start the fucking conversation for Christ sakes, man. 276 00:08:19,730 --> 00:08:20,320 Smarter than you. 277 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:20,930 Smarter than him. 278 00:08:21,060 --> 00:08:21,500 Smarter than me. 279 00:08:21,940 --> 00:08:22,680 A genius TV. 280 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:23,230 Okay. 281 00:08:23,230 --> 00:08:23,750 Are we good here? 282 00:08:23,810 --> 00:08:25,440 Can he fly the fucking thing in now or what? 283 00:08:25,550 --> 00:08:26,910 Well, if I don't see it come in, 284 00:08:26,970 --> 00:08:27,670 I'm none the wiser, 285 00:08:27,750 --> 00:08:28,070 am I? 286 00:08:28,260 --> 00:08:29,280 I am none the wiser. 287 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:32,570 It is a pleasure to do business with you. 288 00:08:32,570 --> 00:08:32,930 You see? 289 00:08:33,050 --> 00:08:34,340 Now that's how you fucking do it. 290 00:08:34,630 --> 00:08:34,950 All right. 291 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:35,380 Let's go. 292 00:08:35,590 --> 00:08:36,290 Wash your hands. 293 00:08:36,450 --> 00:08:36,730 I'm kidding. 294 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:40,000 I don't know why I always get my hopes up. 295 00:08:41,820 --> 00:08:44,200 Because every time I do it goes to shit. 296 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:49,600 In fact, I'm just going to drink my sorrows away. 297 00:08:51,070 --> 00:08:53,280 Try not to fucking Keith Moon myself. 298 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,570 I just don't think he's smart enough to do one of our shit movies. 299 00:08:56,820 --> 00:08:56,990 Ricky. 300 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:58,190 Do you know what you're going to say, 301 00:08:58,330 --> 00:08:58,450 Al? 302 00:08:58,530 --> 00:08:58,630 What? 303 00:08:58,860 --> 00:08:59,420 I got it. 304 00:08:59,660 --> 00:09:00,960 I can make people do things. 305 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:03,480 Oh, here we go. 306 00:09:04,190 --> 00:09:04,830 Boys, listen, 307 00:09:05,230 --> 00:09:06,550 you can fuck right off. 308 00:09:06,550 --> 00:09:07,870 I already told you. 309 00:09:08,170 --> 00:09:09,050 I'm not fucking... 310 00:09:09,050 --> 00:09:10,170 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 311 00:09:10,170 --> 00:09:11,120 Bumble, the dog's watching again. 312 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:12,550 Oh, fuck. 313 00:09:12,650 --> 00:09:13,670 Sorry about that, Alex. 314 00:09:13,730 --> 00:09:15,300 I didn't mean to tell you to fuck off. 315 00:09:15,590 --> 00:09:16,640 No, it happens all the time. 316 00:09:16,700 --> 00:09:17,430 It's okay, buddy. 317 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:18,790 Listen, 318 00:09:19,190 --> 00:09:21,210 the guys were saying you know how to fly a drone. 319 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:25,250 I do know how to fly a drone very fucking well, actually, but 320 00:09:25,860 --> 00:09:28,750 I'm not flying my drone down to the goddamn prison so... 321 00:09:29,550 --> 00:09:31,180 You don't have to fly your own drone. 322 00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:32,680 I've got a fixer. 323 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:34,580 He can organize everything. 324 00:09:35,090 --> 00:09:37,180 I've already cleared this with gorilla fingers, 325 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:39,360 and he's in, so no problems. 326 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:40,430 Yeah, right. 327 00:09:40,630 --> 00:09:42,280 Did the boys tell you to say that? 328 00:09:42,570 --> 00:09:44,080 No, no, no. 329 00:09:44,870 --> 00:09:45,510 Look, Alex, 330 00:09:45,930 --> 00:09:46,690 I... 331 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:48,290 Hmm, it's too risky. 332 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:49,080 I... 333 00:09:49,140 --> 00:09:49,280 I... 334 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:50,130 Real trouble. 335 00:09:50,350 --> 00:09:51,050 I can't do it. 336 00:09:51,230 --> 00:09:51,600 I'm sorry. 337 00:09:51,990 --> 00:09:53,830 All right, I'm gonna let you in on a secret. 338 00:09:54,630 --> 00:09:56,670 I'm thinking about starting a new band called Rash. 339 00:09:56,910 --> 00:09:59,070 And there's a spot for a lead guitarist, 340 00:09:59,150 --> 00:10:00,490 because I don't want to play lead anymore. 341 00:10:01,020 --> 00:10:02,890 And that's your gig if you want it. 342 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:03,910 What? 343 00:10:03,910 --> 00:10:05,940 I could be the lead guitarist in your new band? 344 00:10:07,090 --> 00:10:07,570 Absolutely. 345 00:10:08,310 --> 00:10:09,210 You on the spotlight, 346 00:10:09,580 --> 00:10:10,220 me in the back. 347 00:10:11,530 --> 00:10:12,350 Oh, my... 348 00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:13,090 Fuck, this is... 349 00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:15,430 This is a whole different fucking thing now. 350 00:10:15,430 --> 00:10:16,580 I didn't know this. 351 00:10:18,170 --> 00:10:18,650 Um... 352 00:10:18,740 --> 00:10:20,600 And you've got the drone, like I can... 353 00:10:20,950 --> 00:10:22,000 It won't be my drone? 354 00:10:22,430 --> 00:10:23,410 No, nothing. 355 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:24,390 I've got my fixer. 356 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:25,590 He's gonna look after everything. 357 00:10:25,730 --> 00:10:26,610 Don't worry about it. 358 00:10:27,050 --> 00:10:27,480 Um, 359 00:10:28,010 --> 00:10:28,980 okay, okay. 360 00:10:29,070 --> 00:10:29,590 You know what? 361 00:10:30,170 --> 00:10:30,690 It's worth it. 362 00:10:30,910 --> 00:10:31,570 It's worth it to me. 363 00:10:31,730 --> 00:10:32,370 I'll do it, Alex. 364 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:33,290 Okay, 365 00:10:33,610 --> 00:10:33,860 great. 366 00:10:34,410 --> 00:10:34,660 Great. 367 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,650 I'll let you know when rehearsals are okay, then. 368 00:10:36,930 --> 00:10:37,830 Bye. Yeah. 369 00:10:38,590 --> 00:10:41,120 You are a professional man. 370 00:10:42,370 --> 00:10:43,240 Holy fuck! 371 00:10:44,030 --> 00:10:44,360 Nice man. 372 00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:46,370 Did that really just happen? 373 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:50,170 I'm gonna be in a fucking band 374 00:10:50,170 --> 00:10:51,900 with Alex Leipzig called Rash. 375 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:54,210 So... 376 00:10:54,210 --> 00:10:55,670 I know I told Bubbles 377 00:10:56,230 --> 00:10:57,930 a story about Rash 378 00:10:57,930 --> 00:10:59,190 and putting this band together, 379 00:10:59,550 --> 00:11:01,530 and he could be the lead guitarist and all that stuff. 380 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:02,950 And, okay, thank you. 381 00:11:02,950 --> 00:11:03,450 I'm a dick. 382 00:11:03,610 --> 00:11:05,570 So I feel bad about it. 383 00:11:05,810 --> 00:11:06,950 But at the end of the day, 384 00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:07,750 I got it done, 385 00:11:07,870 --> 00:11:08,050 right? 386 00:11:08,090 --> 00:11:09,630 I'm a guy who fixes things. 387 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,750 I get things done. 388 00:11:19,030 --> 00:11:20,190 Here we go. 389 00:11:22,510 --> 00:11:23,390 Holy fuck! 390 00:11:24,670 --> 00:11:25,950 Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. 391 00:11:25,950 --> 00:11:26,650 Who's asking? 392 00:11:26,690 --> 00:11:29,510 Someone who works for Alex License Numbered Company? 393 00:11:30,170 --> 00:11:31,470 Do you want some fucking goodies or not? 394 00:11:31,990 --> 00:11:34,270 This is the stuff I got to fly into the jail? 395 00:11:35,250 --> 00:11:37,130 Holy fuck! Look at the size of that! 396 00:11:37,150 --> 00:11:39,130 And the T2R107, modified. 397 00:11:39,650 --> 00:11:41,590 That baby can lift a fat baby toddler. 398 00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:42,810 You wanna know how I know that? 399 00:11:43,130 --> 00:11:44,750 I lifted up a fat baby toddler. 400 00:11:45,610 --> 00:11:46,410 Get the shit out of here. 401 00:11:46,430 --> 00:11:47,870 I gotta be in yoga in nine minutes. 402 00:11:49,330 --> 00:11:51,370 This is fucking crazy. 403 00:11:52,910 --> 00:11:53,630 And decent. 404 00:11:57,070 --> 00:11:57,790 Holy fuck. 405 00:11:59,270 --> 00:11:59,630 Okay. 406 00:12:05,130 --> 00:12:07,170 Holy fuck, I can't wait to give it a nightly. 407 00:12:07,170 --> 00:12:07,670 Oh, I know. 408 00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:07,910 It's here. 409 00:12:07,930 --> 00:12:09,110 I can almost taste the fucking weed. 410 00:12:09,170 --> 00:12:09,970 Now I'm gonna make some hash. 411 00:12:10,010 --> 00:12:11,510 We can fuck down that, some shooters. 412 00:12:12,210 --> 00:12:13,950 This rum is gonna taste like a fucking angel. 413 00:12:14,050 --> 00:12:15,190 Piss it in my mouth all night, 414 00:12:15,330 --> 00:12:15,430 man. 415 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:16,470 Wait till tomorrow morning. 416 00:12:16,510 --> 00:12:17,370 I'll piss in your mouth. 417 00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:19,490 I'm gonna start with a merceau, 418 00:12:19,510 --> 00:12:20,930 and I'm gonna move on to a bordeaux. 419 00:12:21,810 --> 00:12:22,210 Bordeaux? 420 00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:23,910 No, we're not gonna be fucking bordeaux. 421 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:24,550 We're gonna be having, 422 00:12:24,550 --> 00:12:25,550 like, funnel. 423 00:12:25,810 --> 00:12:27,470 We're gonna be high. 424 00:12:28,690 --> 00:12:29,450 Hey, chef, 425 00:12:30,030 --> 00:12:30,850 what are the chances of getting 426 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:32,790 lots of melted butter for the lobster tonight? 427 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:33,930 Sir, 428 00:12:34,230 --> 00:12:36,430 I will prepare you the finest of fondueux. 429 00:12:36,670 --> 00:12:37,430 Oh, awesome. 430 00:12:37,430 --> 00:12:38,250 No, no, we need butter. 431 00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:39,510 Boys, boys, it's time. 432 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:40,110 Let's get out there. 433 00:12:40,270 --> 00:12:41,470 Oh, fuck, it's fucking time! 434 00:12:46,190 --> 00:12:48,790 Okay, let's see what the fuck a baby can do. 435 00:12:53,830 --> 00:12:56,650 Oh, he's got the fucking power of a friend. 436 00:12:57,770 --> 00:12:59,870 Jesus, the torque of those roads. 437 00:13:01,010 --> 00:13:04,090 Okay, I think a max dog out, too. 438 00:13:05,290 --> 00:13:07,630 Paper-steady bubbles, this should be good. 439 00:13:09,270 --> 00:13:11,410 That's my training coming in handy now. 440 00:13:11,890 --> 00:13:13,470 Tree line has been cleared. 441 00:13:15,430 --> 00:13:16,110 All right, 442 00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:18,230 I'll cash up your straight shots 443 00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:19,430 in the jail here. 444 00:13:19,670 --> 00:13:21,590 Stay on target. 445 00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:23,510 Stay on target. 446 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,910 Traffic appears to be running very slow 447 00:13:25,910 --> 00:13:26,710 on the 107. 448 00:13:26,970 --> 00:13:28,610 Let's go. 449 00:13:30,530 --> 00:13:32,410 Get the fuck back to work. 450 00:13:35,030 --> 00:13:36,950 Oh, fuck, I'm losing out, dude. 451 00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:38,290 Not this way here, 452 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:41,910 folks. Oh, come on, baby. 453 00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:42,890 Back up you go, 454 00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:46,810 up you go! God damn it! This is the last fucking time. 455 00:13:47,450 --> 00:13:49,350 The last time I'm doing this. 456 00:13:49,710 --> 00:13:50,630 Target in sight. 457 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:51,990 You're all clear, kid. 458 00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:53,770 Now let's blow this thing in the hole. 459 00:13:54,570 --> 00:13:56,130 Look at the size of that fucking thing. 460 00:14:01,430 --> 00:14:02,890 Oh, Jesus Christ. 461 00:14:03,770 --> 00:14:05,270 Look at the size of that fucking thing. 462 00:14:05,570 --> 00:14:08,470 Uh, hey, boss, we got help from our original police on line one. 463 00:14:08,470 --> 00:14:09,290 Jesus H. 464 00:14:09,290 --> 00:14:09,730 Christ. 465 00:14:09,730 --> 00:14:11,130 Oh, my God. 466 00:14:11,390 --> 00:14:12,410 Are you serious? 467 00:14:13,070 --> 00:14:13,650 What's happening? 468 00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:16,990 What in the fuck are you doing? 469 00:14:17,330 --> 00:14:20,410 What in the name of Christ are you guys doing? 470 00:14:20,730 --> 00:14:21,430 Holy fuck! 471 00:14:21,850 --> 00:14:22,630 What are you talking about? 472 00:14:22,670 --> 00:14:23,610 This is the ship for the party. 473 00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:24,530 We talked about this. 474 00:14:24,570 --> 00:14:26,970 I said if you could do it without me seeing you. 475 00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:28,090 That's what we fucking did. 476 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:29,390 That's what you did? 477 00:14:29,570 --> 00:14:31,410 The whole city saw this thing come down. 478 00:14:31,530 --> 00:14:33,550 Now the real cops are out front for fuck's sake. 479 00:14:33,610 --> 00:14:33,930 What? 480 00:14:34,190 --> 00:14:36,450 Fuck off, it came in super stealthy. 481 00:14:36,450 --> 00:14:38,170 What the fuck's going on here, boys? 482 00:14:39,570 --> 00:14:40,450 Okay, okay. 483 00:14:40,710 --> 00:14:43,310 So you guys thought you could get this in under my nose 484 00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:44,890 while I caught you red-handed. 485 00:14:45,410 --> 00:14:46,010 Oh, fuck off. 486 00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:47,570 What the fuck are you talking about? 487 00:14:48,610 --> 00:14:51,070 Hey, hey, hey, hey, I thought we had a deal here. 488 00:14:51,230 --> 00:14:52,230 What are you talking about, 489 00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:54,730 you geriatric Tom Sawyer cockster? 490 00:14:54,870 --> 00:14:55,610 Hey, I'm 27. 491 00:14:55,670 --> 00:14:57,830 Listen, get that shit inside right now. 492 00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:58,770 Don't damage the TV. 493 00:14:58,890 --> 00:15:00,130 This is fucking bullshit. 494 00:15:00,130 --> 00:15:01,190 Get it inside fast. 495 00:15:01,430 --> 00:15:02,250 What the fuck, gorilla? 496 00:15:02,710 --> 00:15:03,890 Oh, fuck off, Ricky. 497 00:15:03,890 --> 00:15:04,910 This is a mess. 498 00:15:05,470 --> 00:15:06,650 Get in there, you assholes. 499 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:07,990 Don't damage my TV. 500 00:15:08,270 --> 00:15:08,700 Fucking great. 501 00:15:09,030 --> 00:15:09,870 Well, this is rather disappointing. 502 00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:12,460 Perhaps another drone? 503 00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:15,050 We were pushing it with that, Al, okay? 504 00:15:15,370 --> 00:15:16,130 That's not gonna happen. 505 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:18,250 Fuck's sakes. 506 00:15:20,230 --> 00:15:21,900 No big deal. 507 00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:23,390 Nothing to see here. 508 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,070 Just landed a bunch of dope in jail. 509 00:15:26,810 --> 00:15:28,070 We were just having coffee 510 00:15:28,070 --> 00:15:29,890 over here and a great big 511 00:15:29,890 --> 00:15:31,730 goddamn drone flew over us 512 00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:33,670 with some boxes dangling from it. 513 00:15:34,490 --> 00:15:36,050 And it looked like it landed in here. 514 00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:38,010 Did you know about that? 515 00:15:38,150 --> 00:15:39,670 Okay, you know, I saw that. 516 00:15:39,810 --> 00:15:40,670 I caught that. 517 00:15:41,830 --> 00:15:44,310 You know, it looks like we got some inmates on the inside 518 00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:45,850 with some outside contacts. 519 00:15:46,390 --> 00:15:47,790 You ever hear of a couple of 520 00:15:47,790 --> 00:15:49,770 fucktards called Ricky and Julian? 521 00:15:50,230 --> 00:15:51,210 From Sunnyvale Trailer Park? 522 00:15:51,290 --> 00:15:51,810 Yeah, we know them. 523 00:15:52,110 --> 00:15:53,540 Yeah, well we think those degenerates 524 00:15:53,570 --> 00:15:55,330 are the ones, you know, up to no good. 525 00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:56,950 Well, that's not surprising. 526 00:15:57,830 --> 00:15:58,920 Yeah, but you know what, listen. 527 00:15:59,270 --> 00:16:00,590 We got it all covered. 528 00:16:00,730 --> 00:16:02,690 Really appreciate you guys coming over. 529 00:16:02,770 --> 00:16:02,990 Thanks. 530 00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:03,870 Well, have a good day. 531 00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:06,090 So you don't know who was flying the drone then? 532 00:16:07,130 --> 00:16:08,410 No, I mean, listen. 533 00:16:08,450 --> 00:16:10,540 I got a full investigation open. 534 00:16:11,010 --> 00:16:11,940 It's my top priority. 535 00:16:12,230 --> 00:16:13,070 So we're cool. 536 00:16:13,150 --> 00:16:14,010 We got it handled. 537 00:16:14,530 --> 00:16:15,150 Yeah, awesome. 538 00:16:15,370 --> 00:16:18,270 Maybe we should have a quick chat with Ricky and Julian? 539 00:16:21,170 --> 00:16:22,550 Like right now? 540 00:16:22,910 --> 00:16:24,170 I was just on break. 541 00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:27,020 I was watching some fucking reruns. 542 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:28,710 Now would be good. 543 00:16:29,710 --> 00:16:31,510 And then, the bus driver's driving, 544 00:16:32,050 --> 00:16:33,970 he's smoking crack, he drops the pipe. 545 00:16:34,670 --> 00:16:35,370 Bus catches on fire, 546 00:16:35,710 --> 00:16:37,650 huge fire, goes crashing into the orphanage, 547 00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:39,830 kids, nuns, everywhere on fire on the ground. 548 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:40,830 Fuck off. 549 00:16:41,110 --> 00:16:43,340 Are you saying that's as bad as us losing all of our booze 550 00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,650 and our dope and TV and lobster and all that shit? 551 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,120 That's what I mean, loss is loss. 552 00:16:48,010 --> 00:16:48,550 I guess. 553 00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:48,890 Yeah. 554 00:16:49,130 --> 00:16:51,350 Hey guys, I got a couple of people here 555 00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:53,790 that want to talk to you about the drone you had flown in here. 556 00:16:54,210 --> 00:16:55,230 Oh, fuck off. 557 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,390 Let's skip the talk during the part where you're tongue 558 00:16:57,390 --> 00:16:58,230 in the tip of my cock, 559 00:16:58,410 --> 00:16:59,710 you're deep throat in my bag. 560 00:17:03,830 --> 00:17:05,210 You're very, very funny, Rick. 561 00:17:05,330 --> 00:17:05,650 Thank you. 562 00:17:05,670 --> 00:17:06,450 It's really good. 563 00:17:06,710 --> 00:17:09,170 How about you tell us about that drone that flew in here earlier? 564 00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:10,190 What the fuck is a drone? 565 00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:10,990 You know what that is? 566 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:11,570 No. 567 00:17:12,690 --> 00:17:14,350 Julian, I suppose you didn't see one either? 568 00:17:14,650 --> 00:17:15,890 No idea what you're talking about. 569 00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:19,310 So if we went down to the park and asked Bubbles what he 570 00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:21,510 knows about this, he wouldn't know anything 571 00:17:21,510 --> 00:17:21,820 either. 572 00:17:21,970 --> 00:17:23,270 He wouldn't know a fucking thing about this one? 573 00:17:23,270 --> 00:17:24,300 I mean, that was a different drone. 574 00:17:26,390 --> 00:17:27,790 So he flew the other one then? 575 00:17:28,490 --> 00:17:29,330 No, I'm not saying that. 576 00:17:29,410 --> 00:17:29,890 But even if he did, 577 00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:30,770 there's nothing you can do about it now. 578 00:17:30,770 --> 00:17:31,370 That already happened. 579 00:17:31,390 --> 00:17:32,810 You didn't catch him because cops are down. 580 00:17:33,210 --> 00:17:33,950 Yeah, you're right. 581 00:17:34,030 --> 00:17:34,470 You're right. 582 00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:35,690 We got what we need, 583 00:17:36,030 --> 00:17:36,290 thanks. Yeah, 584 00:17:36,710 --> 00:17:37,610 thanks a lot guys. 585 00:17:37,870 --> 00:17:38,310 It's good seeing you. 586 00:17:38,310 --> 00:17:38,810 You're laughing about? 587 00:17:40,070 --> 00:17:40,650 Fucking idiots. 588 00:17:41,070 --> 00:17:42,230 Look, you're the fucking idiot. 589 00:17:42,590 --> 00:17:42,890 What? 590 00:17:43,190 --> 00:17:45,050 You have no idea what the fuck you just did there, 591 00:17:45,150 --> 00:17:45,330 did you? 592 00:17:45,450 --> 00:17:46,130 What are you talking about? 593 00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:47,305 I told him to sucker cocks. 594 00:17:48,190 --> 00:17:48,370 Ricky. 595 00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:49,210 No, no, no. 596 00:17:49,210 --> 00:17:52,270 This reminds me, 82 in Tokyo, we were there. 597 00:17:52,730 --> 00:17:54,590 I can't listen to these fucked up stories, 598 00:17:54,890 --> 00:17:55,970 Al. You fucked up. 599 00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:58,590 If you just fucked over Bubbles, it's all on you, 600 00:17:59,070 --> 00:18:05,490 man. Well, dig this. 601 00:18:06,110 --> 00:18:07,150 March, 1974. 602 00:18:07,570 --> 00:18:08,210 We're going to Gary D. 603 00:18:08,290 --> 00:18:08,530 and Dan. 604 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:09,430 I'm putting on a gig. 605 00:18:09,790 --> 00:18:10,380 At a bar. 606 00:18:10,810 --> 00:18:13,090 Back then, you took anything you could get. 607 00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:15,090 So we pull up to the bar 608 00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:16,870 and there on the marquee outside, 609 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,760 it says, one night only, Tom Rush. 610 00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:20,230 We're like, 611 00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:21,300 oh my God. 612 00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:23,190 Like, were you there for a couple of nights? 613 00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:25,090 Your band's called Rush. 614 00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:25,800 Yeah, 615 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:26,430 yeah. 616 00:18:26,830 --> 00:18:28,950 So we go in, we talk to the promoter. 617 00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:29,590 You know, 618 00:18:29,890 --> 00:18:31,270 we're Rush, not Tom Rush. 619 00:18:31,670 --> 00:18:31,870 He goes, 620 00:18:32,330 --> 00:18:33,070 oh, big mistake. 621 00:18:33,170 --> 00:18:34,130 It's the agency's fault, 622 00:18:35,090 --> 00:18:36,110 but you guys can't fit in here. 623 00:18:36,170 --> 00:18:36,970 Of course we couldn't. 624 00:18:37,370 --> 00:18:39,630 Now we're thinking, oh my God, we're not going to get there 800 bucks. 625 00:18:40,150 --> 00:18:41,570 So he says, don't worry about it. 626 00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:42,830 We'll pay you anyways. 627 00:18:42,890 --> 00:18:43,770 It's not your fault. 628 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:45,010 You take the night off. 629 00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:46,630 The promoter gives us a little bag. 630 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,330 This is nice. 631 00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:48,810 Very nice. 632 00:18:48,850 --> 00:18:49,530 Got up to the room. 633 00:18:49,950 --> 00:18:51,730 Turns out it's angel dust. 634 00:18:52,470 --> 00:18:53,410 Oh my God. 635 00:18:54,070 --> 00:18:54,490 Never in 636 00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:56,770 my life have I experienced 637 00:18:56,940 --> 00:18:57,510 something like that. 638 00:18:57,530 --> 00:18:59,030 So we are like 639 00:18:59,030 --> 00:18:59,370 flying. 640 00:18:59,470 --> 00:19:00,660 I feel like a tiny little 641 00:19:00,670 --> 00:19:01,490 bug in a bed. 642 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,050 I'm crawling on my hands and knees to the bathroom. 643 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,730 We're like rolling around all night. 644 00:19:05,850 --> 00:19:07,250 Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. 645 00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:08,790 And finally, 646 00:19:09,110 --> 00:19:11,590 we wake up in the morning and we are still alive. 647 00:19:11,970 --> 00:19:12,360 Unbelievable. 648 00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:14,330 Did you ever meet Tom Rush? 649 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:18,090 Oh, 650 00:19:18,530 --> 00:19:19,490 I fuck hope that's not him, 651 00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:19,810 man. 652 00:19:20,070 --> 00:19:20,630 That's no fucking way. 653 00:19:20,690 --> 00:19:21,790 The cops didn't have shit on them 654 00:19:21,790 --> 00:19:23,060 and the cops are fucking stupid. 655 00:19:27,330 --> 00:19:27,690 Fuck! 656 00:19:28,730 --> 00:19:30,750 I bought cheese and crackers and they didn't 657 00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:31,350 give it to me. 658 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:33,250 Hey, Bubs. 659 00:19:33,570 --> 00:19:34,030 Hey, buddy. 660 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:34,380 Fucking hey, 661 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:35,150 Bubs, me. 662 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:35,830 How's it going, buddy? 663 00:19:36,030 --> 00:19:37,590 It's not going, Ricky. 664 00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:38,770 Where'd you get the long sleeves? 665 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:40,670 I told them I'd 666 00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:41,550 get chilly at night. 667 00:19:41,650 --> 00:19:42,790 Now I thought you'd give a fuck 668 00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:43,850 about my core temperature. 669 00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:44,930 Come on, man. 670 00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:45,630 Don't be like that. 671 00:19:46,530 --> 00:19:47,530 Don't be like that. 672 00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:48,430 You know what, boys? 673 00:19:48,830 --> 00:19:49,270 You know what? 674 00:19:49,310 --> 00:19:51,030 I'm just going to fucking say it right now. 675 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,350 I can never be your fucking friend ever again. 676 00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:54,950 So you might as well 677 00:19:54,980 --> 00:19:56,910 just go back to your fucking cells and leave 678 00:19:56,910 --> 00:19:57,270 me be. 679 00:19:57,350 --> 00:19:58,890 I'm not sure how in the fuck this is 680 00:19:58,990 --> 00:19:59,220 our fault. 681 00:19:59,450 --> 00:20:01,150 I mean, this is Alex's license fucking fault. 682 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:04,720 Him saying, oh, we gotta have this great big giant pretend helicopter 683 00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:06,910 thing drop us off fancy wines and cheese 684 00:20:06,910 --> 00:20:08,010 and fucking lobsters. 685 00:20:08,030 --> 00:20:09,250 I'm a fancy rock star. 686 00:20:09,430 --> 00:20:10,920 I need the fanciest of the fanciest 687 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:11,850 fucking stuff in the world. 688 00:20:11,970 --> 00:20:13,710 Ricky, it's never your fucking fault. 689 00:20:13,870 --> 00:20:14,950 I don't even want to fucking 690 00:20:14,950 --> 00:20:15,630 hear it. 691 00:20:15,690 --> 00:20:16,960 So just go back to your cell. 692 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:17,950 I'm done. 693 00:20:19,070 --> 00:20:19,510 Well, 694 00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:21,930 I mean, I'm not saying 695 00:20:22,580 --> 00:20:23,730 there's something to do with it, 696 00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:25,590 but it wasn't really my fault. 697 00:20:25,930 --> 00:20:26,370 Anyway, you know what? 698 00:20:26,410 --> 00:20:29,110 I'm too fucking dumb to fucking explain it to you, I guess. 699 00:20:29,670 --> 00:20:30,540 Well, then don't. 700 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:31,650 OK, no. 701 00:20:31,670 --> 00:20:32,730 I'm not going to fucking tell you 702 00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:33,890 that it's my fucking heart's fault, 703 00:20:33,890 --> 00:20:34,710 because that's who's fucking 704 00:20:34,710 --> 00:20:36,110 fault it probably is. 705 00:20:37,340 --> 00:20:37,820 Fucking Jesus. 706 00:20:39,190 --> 00:20:39,800 What do you mean? 707 00:20:40,130 --> 00:20:40,830 Oh, my God. 708 00:20:41,310 --> 00:20:42,430 I think what happened was, 709 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,510 because I never fuck up words with the cops, ever. 710 00:20:44,890 --> 00:20:46,860 I think what happened, my fucking heart, 711 00:20:47,510 --> 00:20:49,770 it just missed you so goddamn much that 712 00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:52,750 my heart speakled up to my brain and said, hey, brain, 713 00:20:53,550 --> 00:20:54,530 like, can you just get him to 714 00:20:54,530 --> 00:20:56,390 fuck the words up or something with the cops? 715 00:20:56,970 --> 00:20:58,210 Because I need to see him again. 716 00:20:58,270 --> 00:20:59,250 And I think that's what happened. 717 00:20:59,310 --> 00:21:02,180 He was like, hey, brain, just fuck the words up with the cops. 718 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:02,710 So I did. 719 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:04,470 And now you're here, 720 00:21:04,510 --> 00:21:06,270 but I don't fucking know. 721 00:21:07,910 --> 00:21:09,840 So it's because you missed me? 722 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:12,900 Yes, I fucking missed you, man, but I feel like shit. 723 00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:15,180 Give him a hug. 724 00:21:15,370 --> 00:21:15,820 Come on. 725 00:21:16,950 --> 00:21:17,660 Well, that's different, 726 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,050 Ricky. I'm sorry, buddy. 727 00:21:19,890 --> 00:21:20,240 I'm sorry. 728 00:21:20,370 --> 00:21:20,960 I missed you, 729 00:21:21,310 --> 00:21:21,650 too. 730 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,390 Bubs, you're only going to be in here for a couple days 731 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:25,010 tops, OK? 732 00:21:25,010 --> 00:21:26,450 I'll make sure nothing happens to you. 733 00:21:26,450 --> 00:21:26,870 I promise. 734 00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:28,090 You better do me. 735 00:21:28,090 --> 00:21:28,870 Of course I will, 736 00:21:29,490 --> 00:21:31,510 man. Look, Bubs, he's out there fucking waiting for you. 737 00:21:31,610 --> 00:21:32,290 Alex wants to fucking 738 00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:33,330 talk about the old times, 739 00:21:33,470 --> 00:21:33,550 man. 740 00:21:33,670 --> 00:21:34,650 Alex is still here? 741 00:21:34,690 --> 00:21:34,790 Yes, 742 00:21:35,150 --> 00:21:35,870 he's still here. 743 00:21:35,930 --> 00:21:37,380 You're always been talking about. 744 00:21:37,990 --> 00:21:39,650 Well, let's go talk to him. 745 00:21:39,870 --> 00:21:42,630 Holy fuck, he's going to want to talk about Rash, our new band. 746 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:46,130 Hey, Bubs. 747 00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:47,600 Hey, 748 00:21:48,070 --> 00:21:48,170 buddy. 749 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:49,110 Hey, Alex. 750 00:21:50,050 --> 00:21:51,410 Good to see you. 751 00:21:51,450 --> 00:21:52,490 Good to see you, too. 752 00:21:52,570 --> 00:21:53,320 Yeah, how are you? 753 00:21:53,950 --> 00:21:54,430 Oh, 754 00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:55,280 not great. 755 00:21:55,330 --> 00:21:57,630 I'm in fucking jail, so I can't be that great. 756 00:21:58,370 --> 00:21:58,820 Yeah. 757 00:21:59,390 --> 00:22:01,500 I almost feel partially responsible for that. 758 00:22:01,830 --> 00:22:02,030 Sorry. 759 00:22:02,345 --> 00:22:02,770 Partially? 760 00:22:02,890 --> 00:22:03,810 It's a little more than partially 761 00:22:03,810 --> 00:22:05,280 responsible, but I fucking told you. 762 00:22:05,310 --> 00:22:06,070 I'm sorry. 763 00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:08,710 It's all right. 764 00:22:08,770 --> 00:22:10,270 I couldn't stay mad at you. 765 00:22:13,130 --> 00:22:15,690 So when's our first jam with Rash going to be? 766 00:22:15,810 --> 00:22:16,490 Oh, hey. 767 00:22:16,650 --> 00:22:17,710 Let's sit down for a second. 768 00:22:19,150 --> 00:22:19,920 You know what? 769 00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:21,730 I just talked to my lawyer about that. 770 00:22:21,730 --> 00:22:21,830 Yeah, 771 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:22,390 jeez. 772 00:22:22,390 --> 00:22:22,490 Yeah, 773 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:23,010 yeah. 774 00:22:23,150 --> 00:22:26,930 Well, the thing is, it's not legal to actually do it, 775 00:22:27,270 --> 00:22:29,370 and I can't do anything illegal. 776 00:22:30,490 --> 00:22:32,120 It's like a business, 777 00:22:32,130 --> 00:22:33,650 music business thing. 778 00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:34,680 No big deal, buddy. 779 00:22:35,530 --> 00:22:36,710 So there's not going to be Rash? 780 00:22:37,150 --> 00:22:38,950 No, no, sorry, no. 781 00:22:39,770 --> 00:22:42,740 Fuck's sake, that's the only thing I was looking forward to. 782 00:22:43,050 --> 00:22:43,760 Well, you know what? 783 00:22:43,870 --> 00:22:44,380 We could just 784 00:22:44,830 --> 00:22:45,420 jam in here. 785 00:22:45,710 --> 00:22:46,240 Yeah. 786 00:22:46,980 --> 00:22:47,370 What? 787 00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:49,600 Who wants to fucking party? 788 00:22:51,790 --> 00:22:52,660 I got 789 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:53,640 gas, 790 00:22:54,530 --> 00:22:54,940 glue, 791 00:22:56,030 --> 00:22:56,790 and fucking markers! 792 00:22:58,440 --> 00:22:58,790 Whee! 793 00:23:01,830 --> 00:23:03,290 Oh, come on, give it a rip, 794 00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:04,930 bud. It's really fun. 795 00:23:05,690 --> 00:23:09,950 Okay. Holy fuck, those do give you a bit of a... 796 00:23:10,550 --> 00:23:10,860 Right on. 797 00:23:22,290 --> 00:23:22,810 Whee! 798 00:23:23,650 --> 00:23:24,490 Oh, what the hell? 799 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:27,880 Whee! 800 00:23:44,180 --> 00:23:44,540 Whee! 801 00:23:54,420 --> 00:23:54,850 Whee! 802 00:23:55,910 --> 00:23:56,010 Whoo! 803 00:24:03,170 --> 00:24:05,250 Okay, bring it down! 804 00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:09,940 Whee! 805 00:24:21,180 --> 00:24:22,080 Here we 806 00:24:23,710 --> 00:24:23,840 go! 807 00:24:36,900 --> 00:24:37,020 Whee! 808 00:24:38,540 --> 00:24:39,170 Whee! 809 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:41,140 Whee! 810 00:24:42,090 --> 00:24:42,190 Come 811 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:43,050 on! 812 00:24:44,260 --> 00:24:44,790 Whee! 813 00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:46,620 Rash 814 00:24:47,140 --> 00:24:47,700 loves you! 815 00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:48,690 Good night! 816 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:34,720 Good 817 00:25:35,230 --> 00:25:48,980 night! 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