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Everybody up and feet on the floor.
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This is a shakedown.
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What the fuck?
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Let's go.
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Oh no.
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Let's go.
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Let's go.
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Take this bugger, Craig.
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Shut the fuck up and spread them.
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Come on, Donnie.
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This is fucking bullshit and you know it's fucking.
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Fuck off.
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What are you doing?
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What the fuck?
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What the fuck?
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Why don't you ask your good buddy Julian?
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This is his fault.
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What?
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He's the one who said all you guys were holding.
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Isn't that right,
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Julian? Don't be pitting this shit on me, man.
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Fucking red, Julian.
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Just fucking lie, man.
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I never stitched a day in my fucking life.
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Is that right?
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You guys put your fucking hands on the wall.
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You're lucky I don't finger blast every last one of you.
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Fucking do it! Please, not my fucking skin makes all I have.
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Wow.
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Into a hairy bush,
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I see.
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That's old school.
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Think I'll keep these.
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Fuck off.
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I'm gonna fuck you up, Julian.
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Fuck! Donnie, man.
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You're gonna get me fucking killed.
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Do you know what I have?
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I had to watch the World Figure Skating Championships on last night.
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A low resolution, 23 inch piece of shit.
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I couldn't see any detail whatsoever.
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I couldn't see any nipple.
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I couldn't see any camel toe.
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I couldn't even see how muscular the guy's asses were.
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Bench, that's not like I'm not fucking trying here, man.
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Well, listen.
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I've been more than fucking patient.
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Okay.
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Tonight,
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we're getting together to watch the MMA fights down in the office.
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Why couldn't we be watching it on a 65 inch,
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high resolution, 8K piece of technological
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wonder?
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You will.
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Just give me the afternoon with no guard interruptions.
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I'll come up with the rest of the fucking money for that TV.
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Okay, big boy.
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You know what you are?
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A bunch of fucking empty promises.
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Are you gonna give me the afternoon or not?
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Do you want the fucking TV?
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I'll give you the afternoon,
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but I'm gonna tell you one thing.
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You better come through or these shakedowns are gonna happen again and again and again.
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You feel me?
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I feel you.
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Just call this off.
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Okay.
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Shakedown's over, everyone.
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Shakedown's over.
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Fuck you, Julian!
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Look, Randy, things are gonna get better,
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okay?
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I know they are.
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You just hang in there, bud.
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I hope they get better.
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I'm really, really broke,
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Bubbles.
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I think I might have to go back to the streets part time,
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hooking.
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What?
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Randy,
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you're not gonna dig out the old smoky costume, are you?
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That's really the only thing I'm good at, Bubbles.
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No, it's not.
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What are you talking about,
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Randy?
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You're good at all kinds of things other than being a greasy male prostitute.
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Really?
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What else am I good at?
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Oh?
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Look, let's just, you gotta get your mind off things, you're right,
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okay?
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So you know what we should do,
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let's have a sleepover.
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Let's get our jammies on,
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watch a movie like we used to do back in the day.
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I could use a nice relaxing night with no stress.
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That sounds freakin' awesome.
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We could watch a River Runs Through It.
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Okay.
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Not my first pick,
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but you know what?
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That would be great.
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A River Runs Through It.
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Alright.
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Stress-free night, Randy.
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Oh, I think it's a solid plan,
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like we- You know what?
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It's gonna totally work.
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We're gonna make a fuckin' ton of money,
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man. That's a fact.
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Yeah!
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Woo!
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Sweet.
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Woo!
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We don't have to fuckin' call Charlene,
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though, until I won't be able to see her
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days.
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We're gonna be too fuckin' busy,
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Terry. That's for sure.
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And, well, plus it might give your nods a little time to heal there.
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We'll give the old cockeroni a little longer to heal.
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Good call.
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Hey, what's up, man?
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Oh, hey, Julie.
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Can I talk to my friend for a second,
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please?
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Oh, sure, go ahead.
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Look,
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man, I've figured out a good way to fuckin' make some money,
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like real quick.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah.
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We're gonna set up an MMA fuckin' pay-per-view.
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You can stream it right here.
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Sell it 25 bucks a head.
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We'll make a fuckin' killin'.
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Just gotta get you guys to start sellin' tickets.
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Alright, man.
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That sounds kinda fuckin' mean.
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Terry figured out a way easier way to make money.
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Yeah?
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What's that?
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Hash.
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Ever since I made that hash for Pitbull,
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man, it's all anyone's talking about.
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It's a huge demand.
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It'd be a fuckin' huge payday,
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bud.
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What the fuckin' will he eat in here?
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I figured out a tune.
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He's gonna call Bubbles.
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Remember that little mini helicopter thing he has?
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Give him a flight over the fence this afternoon,
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man. Get the hash.
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I need you to set up the pay-per-view, man.
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Oh, is that right?
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I got it all fuckin' planned out.
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Well, he's my friend too,
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their tit-lips.
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He'll fuckin' own him.
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I know he is.
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It's not about fuckin' friends here,
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Ricky. It sounds like whoever calls him first is gonna get it, you know?
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Give me the phone!
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Give me that fuckin' phone!
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Ricky, just a second! Let me use the phone!
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Hello?
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Hey, buddy, how's it going, man?
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Stop being a bully and let me talk to him for a second.
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Shut the fuck up!
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You can talk to him in a minute!
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I need a huge favour, man.
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Oh, yeah.
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Here we go.
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Is it possible to get a signal for the fights in here tonight?
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Will you forget about that bullshit just let me talk to him?
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Mine and Terry's idea is way fuckin' better.
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Is it possible?
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Fuckin' fights!
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I guess it's
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possible, technically.
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I mean, you'd have to log on to a host server,
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but I'd have to set that up out here.
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I mean,
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it's possible if you have a Wi-Fi stick.
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Do you even have a Wi-Fi stick?
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Where am I gonna get a fuckin' Wi-Fi stick,
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man?
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No, you gotta fly one in for me, man.
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Julian, Jesus Christ! I don't have time!
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This is a serious fuckin' situation, okay?
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You need to do this for me.
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I don't know what the fuck's gonna happen.
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Fucking dumb!
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I'm not at your fuckin' bec-
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Bubs, listen to me.
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I'm in a bad situation here.
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I'm in trouble.
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You're a big time bud.
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If you don't do this,
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I'm gonna be fucked!
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What does that mean,
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you're gonna be fucked?
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Look, man,
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this is fuckin' bad,
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Bubs.
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This is 911 shit,
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man.
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I need your fuckin' help, buddy, please.
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Julian, all right.
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For fuck's sake, I'll make it happen.
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All right, thank you.
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Thank fuck.
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And also, you can get me a couple bottles
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of that Aqua Velvet shit, the blue stuff.
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Aqua Velvet?
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I need a couple bays of weed,
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man.
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Like an ounce or two.
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Just a little bit of weed.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Don't worry about the fuckin' weed.
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Listen,
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just give me the Wi-Fi stick
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and the booze, please.
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That's all we need.
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Just booze?
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What the fuck are you talkin' about,
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booze?
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You said Julian.
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Tell me you're not fuckin' drinkin' Aqua Velvet
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like an old fuckin' train haul bottle.
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Julian!
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Bubs, it's been really hard this time,
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man, in here.
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I don't...
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Okay, you listen to me
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and you listen good right now, bud.
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It is official.
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You have a fuckin' problem.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay, you listen to me.
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I am going to fuckin' fly said items into you,
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but you're gonna fuckin' do somethin' for me.
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You fuckin' admit to me right now.
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You're an addict.
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Bubs, I'm not a fuckin'...
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What are you talkin' about,
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man?
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If you want me to fly,
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then you admit it right now.
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You say I am a fuckin'
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alcoholic.
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All right, I
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guess I'm an alcoholic,
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okay?
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You guess you are or you are?
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I am an alcoholic,
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okay?
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Is that good?
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Is that what you wanna hear?
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Okay, well, that's...
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I've never heard you say that before,
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so I'm very proud of you.
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That's a good first step.
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Now, put that other ass clown on the phone right now.
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All right, just a sec.
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He wants to talk to you now.
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I bet he does.
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Fuck off.
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Hey, man, did you hear what I said
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about bringing the weed in for me?
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I heard what you said about weed, Ricky,
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but you listen to fuckin' me right now.
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I am only doing this for you guys
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if you admit that you're an addict
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and you promise me you're gonna get help.
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An addict?
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Are you fuckin' joking?
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I'm not a fuckin' addict.
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I'm not like Julie in the fuckin' alcoholic.
283
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No, for me, it's just if I can't get high every day,
284
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then it's just hard for me to function.
285
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I don't like it.
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Ricky?
287
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Yeah?
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Listen to what you're saying.
289
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That is the definition of an addict.
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That's what you just said.
291
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It is?
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Yes, that's what an addict is.
293
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They can't function without it.
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Maybe I am an addict.
295
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I didn't fuckin' know.
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Cool, man.
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Thanks for lettin' me know.
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Um,
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but I mean, if I'm an addict,
300
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then that makes it worse,
301
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right?
302
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Like, you gotta help me out.
303
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Oh, that's fuckin' great logic
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to use on a fella,
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Ricky. Oh, my God.
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I can't believe I'm gonna fuckin' do this for you guys.
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You better love me.
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Bubs, I love you more than I'll ever know,
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man. And just make sure the fuckin' coast is clear
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when the pigeon comes to roost.
311
00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:51,160
What pigeon?
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Who would know you own a fuckin' pigeon?
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I'm talkin' in cold,
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Ricky, when the fuckin' droney wony flies in.
315
00:08:57,460 --> 00:08:57,900
Okay, buddy.
316
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Oh, shit.
317
00:08:58,520 --> 00:08:58,860
No, no, no.
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I almost forgot.
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I need you to harvest my fuckin' weed plants.
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If you don't, you're gonna go to seed
321
00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:02,700
and there'll be fuckin' root.
322
00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:04,200
Ricky?
323
00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:06,300
Harvest your...
324
00:09:06,460 --> 00:09:08,540
You can't just tack that onto the end
325
00:09:08,540 --> 00:09:09,680
of a fuckin' conversation.
326
00:09:09,780 --> 00:09:11,600
That's a whole ordeal on its own.
327
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Bubs, it's only a few plants,
328
00:09:13,060 --> 00:09:13,140
man.
329
00:09:13,140 --> 00:09:13,600
It'll be easy.
330
00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:16,480
Look, I really, really appreciate it, and I need you here on this one,
331
00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,680
man. There's a map that's about to burn my car.
332
00:09:19,140 --> 00:09:19,640
Thanks, buddy.
333
00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:20,440
Oh, yeah.
334
00:09:20,540 --> 00:09:20,860
Gotta go.
335
00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:21,260
We gotta...
336
00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:22,440
We gotta...
337
00:09:24,420 --> 00:09:25,320
He hung up on me.
338
00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:25,880
Whew.
339
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You're fucked.
340
00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:27,840
Harvest your plants, too.
341
00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:29,540
At least I'm not a fuckin' alcoholic.
342
00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:30,520
Oh, fuck you.
343
00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:33,880
Jesus Christ.
344
00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:35,820
What in the fuck?
345
00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:37,920
This map doesn't make any fuckin' sense.
346
00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:40,440
This is a map Ricky gave me.
347
00:09:40,540 --> 00:09:41,480
I mean, it's kinda fucked.
348
00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:42,380
I'm supposed to just
349
00:09:43,140 --> 00:09:44,760
follow this brook past this
350
00:09:44,820 --> 00:09:46,780
and it looks like some kind of an enchanted forest
351
00:09:47,780 --> 00:09:49,200
down to the X, and then
352
00:09:49,780 --> 00:09:51,240
look for a beer can in the tree,
353
00:09:51,260 --> 00:09:53,260
and then there should be a few little plants right there.
354
00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,260
What's the fuckin' brook?
355
00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:57,860
Look for the beer can in the fuckin' tree.
356
00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:00,740
Who the fuck uses a beer can
357
00:10:00,780 --> 00:10:02,220
to mark a goddamn trail?
358
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:04,920
Is that a beer...?
359
00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:05,820
It's a beer can.
360
00:10:06,060 --> 00:10:06,660
It's lookin' right here.
361
00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:10,880
Holy fuck!
362
00:10:12,660 --> 00:10:14,320
Oh, my sweet fuck!
363
00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:18,340
What in a flyin' nun's tit fuck are these?
364
00:10:20,100 --> 00:10:21,640
That's a fuckin' nine-footer.
365
00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:22,600
That's a ten-footer.
366
00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:24,500
My god.
367
00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:26,380
This is unbelievable.
368
00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:30,120
Oh, my fuck, I brought scissors.
369
00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:34,240
I can't fit all these in a little grocery bag.
370
00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:37,600
Next.
371
00:10:39,220 --> 00:10:39,540
What about this?
372
00:10:40,660 --> 00:10:41,820
What the fuck is that,
373
00:10:41,980 --> 00:10:42,040
Larry?
374
00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:42,700
Are you kiddin' me?
375
00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:43,560
It's an antique,
376
00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:44,740
man. Highly collectible.
377
00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:45,980
No, it's a dinky, okay?
378
00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:47,080
I'm not a flea marketer,
379
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:47,220
right?
380
00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:48,960
Phone fuckin' credits or cash?
381
00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,560
I'll take a ticket in 50 minutes,
382
00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:51,060
phone credits.
383
00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:52,220
All right, that's $45.
384
00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:53,700
And don't tell me you don't got it,
385
00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:53,820
man.
386
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,080
How many women you got on the go now?
387
00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:56,180
Three, four?
388
00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:56,900
Six.
389
00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:58,280
Greasy motherfucker.
390
00:10:58,440 --> 00:10:59,180
Give me your cash.
391
00:10:59,620 --> 00:11:00,020
Next.
392
00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:00,760
I'll take one.
393
00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:02,040
$25.
394
00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:04,180
Yo, that shakedown was fucked,
395
00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:04,420
man.
396
00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:05,600
If that shit happens again,
397
00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:06,640
you better watch your ass.
398
00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:07,490
You know what I'm sayin'?
399
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,900
Go fuck yourself, Freddy.
400
00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:09,900
I know for real,
401
00:11:10,020 --> 00:11:10,100
Doug.
402
00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:11,080
Fuckin' ass bully.
403
00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:11,940
That's what I'm hearin',
404
00:11:11,940 --> 00:11:12,300
too, man.
405
00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:13,000
It's all right.
406
00:11:13,060 --> 00:11:13,520
It's all right.
407
00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:14,120
Next.
408
00:11:16,740 --> 00:11:18,560
Goddamn fuckin' bullshit.
409
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:23,760
All the fuckin' way over the goddamn fuckin' chainsaw.
410
00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:25,880
This fuckin' horse shit.
411
00:11:26,380 --> 00:11:29,620
I feel like I'm fuckin' jackin' the beancock sucker now.
412
00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:37,520
Get over here, you cock sucker.
413
00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:42,340
Couple little plants, he says.
414
00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:44,660
Couple little fuckin' plants.
415
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,740
Get up here, you sticky little son of a whore.
416
00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:51,760
I'm gettin' fuckin' jukes all over my good gloves.
417
00:11:57,980 --> 00:11:58,780
Fuckin' bullshit.
418
00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:02,240
Chill, boys.
419
00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:02,720
It's for me.
420
00:12:02,860 --> 00:12:03,220
It's me, Rick.
421
00:12:03,260 --> 00:12:03,700
Rick, Rick.
422
00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:04,920
Hello?
423
00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:05,760
Julian,
424
00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:08,800
the fuckin' pigeon's comin' in T-minus six minutes.
425
00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:11,140
Make sure the pigeon nest is clear when it does.
426
00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:12,300
Right on, buddy.
427
00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:14,280
I guess the pigeon nest will be totally fuckin' clear.
428
00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:14,720
I promise,
429
00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:17,560
man. I'm so fuckin' pissed off at you guys right now.
430
00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:19,440
Put the Jurassic Gardener on the phone.
431
00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:20,400
All right, just a sec.
432
00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:21,400
Just a sec.
433
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:22,620
All right, I'm fucked up.
434
00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:24,020
Hey, man, what's up?
435
00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:26,220
Just a couple plants, eh, Ricky?
436
00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,160
The fuckin' way you harvested?
437
00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,760
Yes, I fuckin' harvested, but I showed up
438
00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:32,000
with a little pair of scissors.
439
00:12:32,260 --> 00:12:33,840
I had to go all the way back in my shed
440
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,300
and get my fuckin' chainsaw.
441
00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:36,860
And was it really that much of a big deal?
442
00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:37,700
Yes.
443
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:39,480
Just watch for the pigeon.
444
00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:40,620
He's comin' in hot.
445
00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,040
Okay, buddy, we'll be ready.
446
00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:42,980
Thanks, Bubbles.
447
00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:43,600
Love you, man.
448
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:44,620
Love you, Bubs.
449
00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:45,320
Love you, Bubs.
450
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:46,120
Love you, too.
451
00:12:46,380 --> 00:12:47,420
Fuckin' assholes.
452
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:49,040
Yes!
453
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:49,960
Fuckin' awesome, man.
454
00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:50,340
Yeah!
455
00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:51,260
Fuck!
456
00:12:52,060 --> 00:12:52,940
Thank fuck.
457
00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,660
Okay, guys, we'll take pre-orders for Hash.
458
00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:57,560
30 bucks a G.
459
00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:58,000
Who's in?
460
00:12:58,180 --> 00:12:58,480
Hash?
461
00:12:58,540 --> 00:13:00,040
Fuck, I didn't own this fuckin' Hash.
462
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:01,920
Spent all my money on the fuckin' fight.
463
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:03,320
Can you front?
464
00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:04,500
Front?
465
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,060
Well, maybe your mom could,
466
00:13:06,060 --> 00:13:07,780
like, front like, uh, Titty Fock.
467
00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:08,860
Fuck yourself,
468
00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:09,560
Titty Fock.
469
00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:12,420
But what I wanna know is,
470
00:13:12,660 --> 00:13:14,940
like, why the fuck would you spend your money on pay-per-view fighting
471
00:13:14,940 --> 00:13:16,460
when you could have pay-per-view fucking?
472
00:13:16,820 --> 00:13:17,380
Like, I don't get it.
473
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:18,460
That's a good fuckin' point there.
474
00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:18,880
Yeah.
475
00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:20,680
That's a really good fuckin' point.
476
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:21,660
I don't know.
477
00:13:21,740 --> 00:13:23,660
The fuckin' IP address keeps changin'.
478
00:13:24,180 --> 00:13:26,700
I understand that, sir, but what I'm saying is you gotta change it
479
00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:28,800
from a dynamic IP to a static IP.
480
00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:30,920
Just hang on, hang on.
481
00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:34,940
Fuckin' killin' me here,
482
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:35,220
Larry.
483
00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:36,160
You fuckin' suck, Larry.
484
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:36,740
Hey, come on.
485
00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,080
Are you on the right fuckin' server,
486
00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:38,340
man?
487
00:13:38,340 --> 00:13:39,680
Yeah, I'm on the right fuckin' server,
488
00:13:39,780 --> 00:13:41,100
and all those connections look good,
489
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,360
too. I don't know, like, what the fuck?
490
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:43,800
Fuck, this hash is nice,
491
00:13:43,860 --> 00:13:44,040
man.
492
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:44,680
I hope there's more.
493
00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:46,920
Just make sure you don't smoke in front of the fuckin' cameras,
494
00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:49,180
Darren. Stop bo-guardin' the fuckin' joint, Darren.
495
00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:50,360
Fuck, sorry, man.
496
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,500
Welcome to the fuckin' fight night here on...
497
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:53,020
Yeah!
498
00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:54,200
Fuckin' man!
499
00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:55,480
Yeah!
500
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,480
What a fuckin' first fight we have for you here.
501
00:13:58,740 --> 00:13:59,600
Fuckin' rights, man.
502
00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:01,480
These two motherfuckin' cogsuckers
503
00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:03,320
can't fuckin' stand each other, bitch.
504
00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:04,560
Absolutely, Bobby.
505
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:08,720
This is going to be abso-fuckin'-ludely in fucking city.
506
00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:10,860
Man, this is fuckin' bullshit.
507
00:14:11,740 --> 00:14:12,120
Fuckin' bullshit.
508
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:12,580
It's lame.
509
00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:13,980
Put on some fuckin' porn.
510
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,220
Everybody told me porn was a fuckin' option.
511
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:17,800
It's not a fuckin' option, Murray.
512
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:18,860
Come on, man.
513
00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:20,420
See some tits, some ass.
514
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,240
Fuckin' relax.
515
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,620
How about some Bridget Dominguez?
516
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:23,620
Yeah!
517
00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:26,380
Put on HellCast 3.
518
00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:27,420
That's fuckin' amazing.
519
00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:28,440
Yeah, man.
520
00:14:29,020 --> 00:14:30,480
Yeah, put on some titties and ass.
521
00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,320
This is a championship fuckin' fighter,
522
00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:32,560
right?
523
00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:33,840
Watch the fight and shut up.
524
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:34,380
Fuck that.
525
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,140
We want porn.
526
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:35,940
Porn.
527
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:36,620
Porn.
528
00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:37,360
Porn.
529
00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:37,880
Porn.
530
00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:38,520
Porn.
531
00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:41,840
That's what pit was at his sexiest.
532
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:45,440
I don't know if it was his clothes or him catchin' the fish, but holy frig.
533
00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:46,980
Yeah, he was.
534
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:47,540
Something else.
535
00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:48,620
He's a sexy devil.
536
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,260
If you're into that, I agree.
537
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:51,820
He's just such a badass,
538
00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:53,200
but really sweet, too.
539
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:53,900
You know what I mean?
540
00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:55,740
Yeah, Randy.
541
00:14:55,940 --> 00:14:57,000
Well, listen, anyway.
542
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,620
We're gonna have to stop talkin' about Pratt at some point
543
00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:01,760
and get some fuckin' sleep, okay, bud?
544
00:15:02,190 --> 00:15:04,530
God, I hope I freakin' dream about him tonight.
545
00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:06,480
Yeah, well, if you do,
546
00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,640
just make sure you stay up there
547
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,400
and keep things pointed away from me, please.
548
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:14,000
Good night, bud.
549
00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:15,220
Good night, Bubbles.
550
00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:24,280
Let me take a wild fuckin' guess,
551
00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:24,860
yeah?
552
00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:26,940
Hello?
553
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:28,880
Hey, Buffs, didn't wake you up,
554
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:29,160
did I, man?
555
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,140
Would it matter if you did, Julian?
556
00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:33,030
Look, buddy, I've got a bit of a situation.
557
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:34,920
The guys all took a vote,
558
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,540
and they'd rather watch porn.
559
00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:37,580
Porn?
560
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:38,800
No, you know what?
561
00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:40,260
I am fuckin' done with this,
562
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:40,580
Julian.
563
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:42,080
I did what you asked me to do,
564
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,200
which was fuckin' bananas,
565
00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:43,800
by the way.
566
00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:46,360
I am not gonna be your goddamn porn DJ.
567
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:47,020
I'm sorry.
568
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,360
Randy and I are in bed.
569
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:49,240
You're what?
570
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,300
You're in bed with Randy?
571
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:51,720
No, not fuckin' together.
572
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:53,920
We're in our jammies, havin' a
573
00:15:54,460 --> 00:15:54,560
sleepover.
574
00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:58,360
Listen, this is the last fuckin' time I'll ever ask you to do anything.
575
00:15:58,820 --> 00:16:00,200
Bullshit, it's the last time!
576
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,600
I promise you, I promise you.
577
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:03,460
Bubbs, I'm serious,
578
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:04,020
okay?
579
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:06,140
I'm fuckin', I'm scared,
580
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:07,540
man. Whatever.
581
00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:09,220
You don't get scared.
582
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:10,200
You're too aware.
583
00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:12,160
Jail's not like it used to be,
584
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:12,440
okay?
585
00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:14,380
Like, the boys are turnin' on me in there.
586
00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:16,640
They threaten to fuckin' shank me,
587
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,040
man. Why shank ya?
588
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:19,620
You know,
589
00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,360
if I get shanked, oh well.
590
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,660
I, whatever, man, at least I'm tryin'.
591
00:16:23,660 --> 00:16:24,760
Are you serious?
592
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:26,480
Yes, I'm serious.
593
00:16:28,260 --> 00:16:29,920
For fuck's sakes, all right.
594
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,560
You know, I'll help you, but...
595
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:34,020
This has to be the last time.
596
00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:35,200
I'm not even jokin'.
597
00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:36,520
Like, it has to be.
598
00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:37,740
It's gonna be the last time,
599
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:38,440
I promise, man.
600
00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:39,200
I love you for this,
601
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:39,680
buddy, okay?
602
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:40,820
I gotta go, all right?
603
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:42,140
All right.
604
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:47,060
My for earth, thou do, I doth protect thy friends.
605
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,900
You like that, baby?
606
00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:53,100
Oh, yeah.
607
00:16:53,140 --> 00:16:55,520
I got my tool inside you, baby.
608
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:56,680
Oh, do I do?
609
00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:57,420
Oh, do you want me,
610
00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:57,740
baby?
611
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:58,260
Do you want me?
612
00:16:58,420 --> 00:16:58,640
Do you want me?
613
00:16:59,140 --> 00:16:59,400
Do you want me?
614
00:16:59,440 --> 00:16:59,640
Yes.
615
00:17:02,380 --> 00:17:04,060
This is fuckin' horrible,
616
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:04,260
man.
617
00:17:04,260 --> 00:17:05,280
We want some real porn.
618
00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:07,280
What the fuck?
619
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,440
Come on, boys, boys, boys.
620
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:09,800
This is fuckin'
621
00:17:10,460 --> 00:17:10,600
shit.
622
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:13,020
What's with this doggie shit and this fuckin'
623
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:13,940
lame bitch?
624
00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:16,380
Yeah, man, I'm gonna go beat off my own self.
625
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:17,400
What the fuck is this shit,
626
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:17,720
Julie?
627
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:18,780
Boys, boys, you ask for fights,
628
00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:19,520
I got your fights.
629
00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:20,580
Then you ask for porn.
630
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,300
I got your fuckin' porn.
631
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:23,360
What the fuck?
632
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:23,880
What the fuck?
633
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:27,700
I wanna see some fuckin' threesome shit.
634
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:28,460
Stop,
635
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:29,760
stop, stop!
636
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,360
Jesus Christ!
637
00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:33,040
Come on,
638
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,880
man! Would it kill to see some fuckin' aida?
639
00:17:36,460 --> 00:17:38,100
You better get some better porn,
640
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,460
big boy, or I'm gonna start a shit fight.
641
00:17:40,780 --> 00:17:42,480
And you're my first target.
642
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,460
Really fuckin' necessary?
643
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:45,800
What the fuck is wrong with you,
644
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:46,000
man?
645
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:48,360
I wanna see some boy on boy.
646
00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,100
Girl on girl.
647
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:50,220
Yeah!
648
00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:53,260
Three-way! Yeah! And shower!
649
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:54,660
Yeah!
650
00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:58,900
Yeah! I wanna see a guy stick a shampoo bottle
651
00:17:59,380 --> 00:18:00,820
up another guy's ass!
652
00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:04,760
All right, boys, boys, just shut the fuck up and watch this, okay?
653
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:06,860
Fuck! Is that right?
654
00:18:07,180 --> 00:18:08,540
Maybe I should clamp my teeth
655
00:18:08,540 --> 00:18:10,840
around that muscly little dick of yours.
656
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:13,080
All right, Jesus Christ, okay?
657
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:13,840
I'll see what I can do,
658
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:14,160
all right?
659
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:15,880
Just chill the fuck out, chompy.
660
00:18:16,420 --> 00:18:16,640
Chomp,
661
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:17,300
chomp,
662
00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:17,880
chomp!
663
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:21,280
Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp!
664
00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:25,720
You bastard!
665
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,340
What do you want now?
666
00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:32,940
Look, I know you said not to call back,
667
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,780
but I'm about to get my fuckin' cock chomped off
668
00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:37,060
by that cock-chomping little fuckin' psycho!
669
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:38,420
That's not really my fault!
670
00:18:38,460 --> 00:18:39,420
What is wrong with him?
671
00:18:39,460 --> 00:18:40,840
Why does he have to chomp down
672
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,340
on people's wieners with his teeth?
673
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,780
Look, the porn's gotta be more hardcore,
674
00:18:44,780 --> 00:18:48,000
and some guys are asking for some fucking guy-on-guy action.
675
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:49,320
Guy-on-guy?
676
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:52,420
Oh, my fuck, Julian.
677
00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:55,560
Listen, this is getting fucking ridiculous now,
678
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:57,340
like just beyond ridiculous.
679
00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:02,000
Fuck sakes, you got to tell me exactly what to search
680
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:05,180
because I've never looked up guy-on-guy porn before.
681
00:19:05,340 --> 00:19:06,180
Is Randy still there?
682
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,060
Yes, he is, actually.
683
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:08,680
That's Randy.
684
00:19:09,220 --> 00:19:09,720
Get up.
685
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:10,700
You're on deck, bud.
686
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:15,660
Just Julian needs you to be a hardcore gay porno video DJ.
687
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,340
Here, Julian, you got Randy on speaker.
688
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:19,840
This is fucking awesome.
689
00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:21,420
This is the best job of all time.
690
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:22,400
How's it going, Julian?
691
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:23,680
Can you help me out here, Randy?
692
00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:25,460
How dirty are you looking for?
693
00:19:25,580 --> 00:19:27,760
A couple guys requested a shampoo bottle
694
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:28,840
up a guy's ass or something.
695
00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:30,860
That's a great one,
696
00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:31,480
Julian.
697
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,080
Oh, my God.
698
00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:33,640
Okay, good, good, good.
699
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:34,960
All right, how's this look?
700
00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:37,380
Yo, what happened to the kid?
701
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,180
Everybody calm the fuck down.
702
00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:40,680
You're going to be getting titties back on soon.
703
00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:42,260
I'm trying to help out everybody here,
704
00:19:42,260 --> 00:19:42,540
okay?
705
00:19:42,820 --> 00:19:44,620
How hot is the guy with the black hair?
706
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,960
He's got a body exactly like yours, Julian.
707
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:48,880
Randy, would you shut the fuck up?
708
00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:51,340
Look, man, thanks for saving my ass here,
709
00:19:51,340 --> 00:19:51,440
okay?
710
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,140
Tell Bubs I'm fucking sore.
711
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:54,960
I can hear you.
712
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,560
Okay, sorry, Bubs, I got to go.
713
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:57,300
Okay, bye, guys.
714
00:19:58,620 --> 00:19:59,580
Check it out, Bumbles.
715
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:03,580
Oh, my Jesus, Murphy, I don't need to see that, Randy.
716
00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:06,020
This is going to be in my search history forever.
717
00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:09,160
Just put it the fuck over there.
718
00:20:12,460 --> 00:20:12,720
Randy,
719
00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:15,140
for fuck's sakes, oh, my God.
720
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,860
Sorry, it's making me excited, Bubbles.
721
00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:18,140
I'm
722
00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:20,230
basically in a gay porno now.
723
00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:27,980
I should have dicks,
724
00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:28,940
have a C, or a K.
725
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:30,560
Fuck, that's not a K,
726
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:31,360
it's a fucking X.
727
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,540
I'm going to have a fucking K.
728
00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:34,220
Avocado, man.
729
00:20:34,220 --> 00:20:36,940
Hey, how's the king of gay porn?
730
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,700
Oh, y'all like to remind me not to borrow
731
00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:41,240
your shampoo any time soon?
732
00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:42,940
Yeah, as if you've ever fucking washed
733
00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:44,720
your greasy hair of day in your life.
734
00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:47,200
Actually, boys, I made a killing today.
735
00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:48,320
Oh, did you?
736
00:20:48,420 --> 00:20:49,140
Yes, I did.
737
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:50,540
Good for you, I'm really happy for you.
738
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,280
So I guess you didn't fucking need us after all, huh?
739
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,600
Yeah, that's like really cool,
740
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:54,820
right?
741
00:20:54,860 --> 00:20:56,380
I did come up short.
742
00:20:56,860 --> 00:20:58,280
But if other people weren't selling shit
743
00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,280
at the same time as me,
744
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:00,840
maybe I would have came up with all the money.
745
00:21:00,940 --> 00:21:01,920
Well, you had trouble selling hash
746
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,100
because you're selling fucking gay porn,
747
00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:03,500
too.
748
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:04,260
But I'm telling you right now,
749
00:21:04,380 --> 00:21:05,200
the fucking demand's there.
750
00:21:05,260 --> 00:21:06,120
Like, we did sell it.
751
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:07,840
So what'd you pull in, three, four, Hyundai?
752
00:21:08,260 --> 00:21:08,940
It was eight.
753
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:09,960
Almost eight.
754
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:10,300
Yeah,
755
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:14,700
well, but, you know, you owe Charlene 200 bucks for her kid's teeth.
756
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,540
Yeah, she's got to get her daughter's teeth fixed,
757
00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:17,960
but she's coming here to borrow her shoes.
758
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:19,000
That was important.
759
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:20,480
It sounds like prostitution.
760
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:21,560
It's supposed to be the other way around.
761
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,000
You're supposed to be scamming her for money.
762
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,520
It's not prostitution, we fucking love each other.
763
00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:26,380
Yeah, whatever.
764
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:29,540
Holy dude, I'm glad you guys fucking did well today.
765
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:30,080
We did, we were.
766
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,040
Which got me thinking.
767
00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:32,260
Boys,
768
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:32,860
like,
769
00:21:33,420 --> 00:21:35,280
we should be just teaming up and working together.
770
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:36,880
If we hadn't did that today,
771
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,200
we'd have the TV break now.
772
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:38,700
Like, fuck.
773
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:39,660
It's funny you say that
774
00:21:39,660 --> 00:21:41,100
because Karen and I were saying the same thing.
775
00:21:41,420 --> 00:21:42,980
What if we give you the money to shore up the TV?
776
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:44,340
Yeah, what's the catch?
777
00:21:48,580 --> 00:21:49,280
What's up, boys?
778
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:51,360
No,
779
00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:52,160
off you go.
780
00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:56,520
You fucking helped us figure out a way
781
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,160
to get all my weed in the person.
782
00:21:58,500 --> 00:21:58,600
All
783
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:00,060
your weed in here?
784
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,900
You guys have been smoking way too much
785
00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:02,940
of that crazy shit,
786
00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:03,100
man.
787
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,180
No, no, no, we got a plan.
788
00:22:04,220 --> 00:22:05,940
You gotta think on all five dimensions.
789
00:22:06,140 --> 00:22:06,560
Yeah, man.
790
00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:08,620
We wanna turn this place into a hash factory.
791
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:09,960
You in or out?
792
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:10,780
Equal partners.
793
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:13,280
You get 50,
794
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:14,420
Karen and I get 50.
795
00:22:15,820 --> 00:22:16,840
It's non-negotiable, Jordan.
796
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:17,720
Yeah.
797
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:18,260
It's not a fucking bet.
798
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:18,540
Yeah,
799
00:22:18,860 --> 00:22:19,060
non.
800
00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:20,700
Jeez,
801
00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:22,580
you guys are pretty hardcore negotiators.
802
00:22:22,620 --> 00:22:23,760
Okay, fine, fuck off.
803
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:24,920
I mean, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
804
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:25,740
Don't worry about that,
805
00:22:25,780 --> 00:22:26,620
but it's non-negotiable.
806
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,340
If you guys think this is fair for you,
807
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:29,140
it's fair to me,
808
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:32,660
man. I mean, the boys did say non-negotiable,
809
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:32,900
right?
810
00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:33,880
That's what they did say.
811
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:35,480
And I am a businessman,
812
00:22:35,740 --> 00:22:36,600
so what am I gonna do?
813
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:37,160
Walk away?
814
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:38,760
No, I'm gonna take the fucking deal.
815
00:22:39,340 --> 00:22:40,740
So 50 for you and 50 for us.
816
00:22:40,940 --> 00:22:41,380
Perfect.
817
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,160
This is gonna be fucking awesome,
818
00:22:43,380 --> 00:22:43,500
man.
819
00:22:43,620 --> 00:22:44,740
Sweet, we're gonna get loaded.
820
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,340
And then loaded, and then really loaded.
821
00:22:47,220 --> 00:22:49,260
Go pay that ass-fingering fucking prick
822
00:22:49,260 --> 00:22:50,380
his money for his TV,
823
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:52,180
and let's fucking take shit to the next level.
824
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:53,540
All right?
825
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:55,140
Partners.
826
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:57,940
Yes, equal fucking partners.
827
00:22:57,940 --> 00:22:58,540
Woo!
828
00:23:04,380 --> 00:23:04,820
Arden,
829
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,500
got something for you, bud.
830
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:09,520
Oh, awesome.
831
00:23:10,060 --> 00:23:11,480
I am very impressed.
832
00:23:11,540 --> 00:23:12,140
Well done.
833
00:23:12,340 --> 00:23:13,220
You think it's all there,
834
00:23:13,220 --> 00:23:13,420
sir.
835
00:23:13,420 --> 00:23:14,180
Are we good or what,
836
00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:18,510
man? Well, we were good, but listen, did I tell you about the new TV package?
837
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,220
It's an 80-inch, hold on.
838
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:21,300
Just listen to this.
839
00:23:21,340 --> 00:23:22,460
It's an 80-inch TV.
840
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:24,500
It's got 8Ks of resolution.
841
00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:27,220
It's got a soundbar for only an extra thousand dollars.
842
00:23:27,220 --> 00:23:29,060
Man, you can't be playing me again like this,
843
00:23:29,220 --> 00:23:29,420
man.
844
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,080
Listen, is it not my fault
845
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,240
that technology keeps on moving along?
846
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:34,000
Okay?
847
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:35,060
You can do it.
848
00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:36,480
It's only an extra thousand dollars.
849
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:37,640
You're a smart guy.
850
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:38,640
Go hustle some money,
851
00:23:39,140 --> 00:23:39,520
okay?
852
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:40,300
Sweet cheeks.
853
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:40,980
We'll see ya.
854
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:41,920
Fucking prick.
855
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:47,320
Mm.
856
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:48,160
Ugh.
857
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:51,040
Fuck.
858
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:39,320
I'm nuts.
859
00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:49,880
Fuck.
860
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:52,460
Fuck.
861
00:24:52,460 --> 00:24:53,120
Fuck.
862
00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:54,300
Fuck.
863
00:24:54,860 --> 00:24:55,040
Fuck.
864
00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:56,780
Stay back, Frank!
865
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,220
Oh, my God.52390
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