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One of the great things about Cork
City is we've got our own prison,
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so you don't have to walk far
when you get let out.
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Try and stay out longer than
a week this time, MacSweeney.
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Right, yeah. Fuck off.
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Conor!
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Agh!
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I am your welcome home committee!
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Welcome home!
CONOR WHEEZES
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Would you like a biscuit?
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Now that I've got let out of prison
for, well, the second time,
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I've decided to really get
my shit together.
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PHONE BUZZES
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MUMBLING: Oh, Sinead O'Connor,
you...you are...
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You are my... Sinead O'Connor...
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That means things like never
being late for work.
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Ah, shit!
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Shit!
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Shit!
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Agh!
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Why didn't you wake me?
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I did wake you.
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You said, "Fuck off,
I'll follow you later."
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I thought that was yesterday.
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I'm running out of patience
with that dipshit son of yours.
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Anyone for smoked mackerel?
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Conor!
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Got to find a new job. I know, Pap,
but, look, he's just out of prison.
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He's got no education.
No-one's going to want to hire him.
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You can add me to that list.
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DREAMY ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS
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DARK MUSIC PLAYS
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SHE CHUCKLES
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Gavin fucking Madigan.
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Linda, look who it is -
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your ex, Con.
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Ex-con - get it?
HE LAUGHS
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Hi, Conor.
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DREAMY ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS
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MUMBLING: Hi, Linda. Hi.
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Hi. Hi... Hi, Linda!
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Oh, sorry. Didn't...
I didn't recognise you there.
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I see you're back doing
the same old ding-dong
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as you were before you
went into prison.
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No, I'm not doing the same
old ding-dong.
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This is just a stop-gap ding-dong
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until I move on
with my career ding-dong,
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you fucking ding-dong!
What career's that?
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Criminal ding-dong?
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No, I'm going to be, er...
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..a businessman.
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A businessman? Yeah.
You have to go to college for that.
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You don't even
have your Leaving Cert.
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Well, er, I...
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I'm doing my Leaving Cert
at the moment.
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That's great, Con. Yeah, thanks.
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Well done.
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No offence, but if there's one
person in the whole of Cork
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that would never pass
their Leaving Cert -
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well, that's you. Gavin!
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What?
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Look, I'm sure Conor has his...
charm.
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You wouldn't have ended up with him
when you were children
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if he didn't have something, but we
all know he's not the smartest.
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That's total bullshit, boy. I...
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I might not be the smartest,
but I'm not the thickest either.
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I bet you 50 euro I pass it.
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Why not make it 100?
Why stop at 100?
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Double it. Make it 200. Why not?
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Why not make it 500?
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Five... What are you doing?
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We're supposed to be saving
for the wedding.
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This is easy money.
It's not a real bet,
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cos Conor doesn't actually
have 500 euro.
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He doesn't, but I do.
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I'll cover the bet.
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1,000 euro!
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What?!
No, we're not making it 1,000!
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All right. What? 1,000.
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Two! Make it two. Not another
fuckin' word, all right?
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Sorry, I thought... 1,000 euro.
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Loser pays up
on the day of the results.
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Grand. Now fuck off.
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IN IRISH:
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What you want?
I was going to get something,
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but clearly the two of them
can't be left in a room together.
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You using the discount for exes?
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Idiots.
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1,000 euro!
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No, that's the honeymoon gone now!
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1,000 fucking euro! Yeah...
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What the hell, like? I...
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I don't know if I can pass this.
Conor, look...
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REPORTER: The upcoming
Leaving Certificate exam dates
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have been released,
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causing widespread panic
among this year's students
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as they prepare for the most
important exam of their lives.
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We are bred to think about the
Leaving Cert from day one, really.
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All your teachers are telling you,
"You have to do great in this."
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Horrible time in my life,
to be honest with you.
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To this day, I have nightmares.
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Terrified. Stress.
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Are you looking forward
to doing your Leaving Cert? No.
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They can't sleep, they can't eat,
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and they can't look at the telly.
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Oh. Mairead?
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Hey, how are you?
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Um... Never better.
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Well, it's, like,
one o'clock in the day,
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and you're still
in your dressing gown.
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Laundry day. I like to wash
everything at the one go.
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Look, Conor has decided
to do his Leaving Cert, OK?
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He needs a tutor. I'm happy to pay.
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Hah!
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No, not a chance.
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The only thing I ever saw him
pay attention to in school
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was the fire alarm -
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and more often than not,
he was the one that set it off.
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It's occupied. What are you doing?
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It's not a bathroom.
It's a laundry room!
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Look, I'll make you a deal.
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There is nothing you could offer me.
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Maybe I could help you
get back with Orla.
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DOORBELL RINGS
MAIREAD SIGHS
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Look, I've had to do a lot
of begging and pleading to get this,
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so don't fuck things up at all, OK?
All right.
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Me and Barry don't have the best
track record
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when it comes to him
being my teacher.
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He can get pissed off
over the tiniest of things.
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Fuck-arse bastard!
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Wahey!
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Expelled!
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You're so, so, so expelled!
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How's it going, Barry?
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Principal Walsh, if you don't mind.
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OK, Mr Principal Walsh.
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Mam says you see
a lot of potential in me.
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A potential disaster,
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which I'm going to try
and help your mam avoid.
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You've given her enough heartache.
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All right. OK.
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I've taught the Leaving Cert
for 23 years
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in the most academically challenged
school in the entire country -
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and in that time, there were kids
I'd written off as total deadbeats
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without a chance on this earth
of passing the Leaving Cert,
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and they still managed
to scrape a pass.
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So maybe there is hope for you.
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Most people have two years
to prepare for a Leaving Cert.
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You've only got five months,
so we need to get to work.
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You'll be doing Art, Maths,
English, Irish and Business Studies.
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You'll have one practical
assessment, five written exams,
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and you'll have one oral exam
that we'll need to prepare you for.
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I'll probably fly through that one
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cos Linda always said
I was good at oral.
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THEY SNICKER
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Sorry, Barry.
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Did you ever...do the oral exam
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with a...with a student?
THEY SNICKER
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I'm so sorry. Sorry, Barry.
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For the oral you said you need...
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..was it 69%?
THEY SNICKER
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I'm sorry, Barry. Sorry, Barry.
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So, just to be clear, um...
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..that's you.
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I won't piss on you again
like last time, you know.
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No. Yeah. How are you, Dad?
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Good to see you, son.
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I know you two have
a little wager going on.
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Gavin was very sportsmanlike.
He didn't object to you using
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the school facilities
at the last teacher meeting.
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I think we all know that the odds
are heavily tipped in my favour.
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MacSweeney.
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Gavin.
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We address teachers in this school
as "Sir" and "Miss"
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so if you could try that again.
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Sorry, Miss.
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Address me as "Sir" or you'll never
step foot again in this school.
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Sorry, Sir.
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That's more like it.
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No earrings allowed. Hand it over.
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Nah, that's not happening.
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He's not technically a student
at the school.
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And I know that, Barry,
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but didn't you always say
that the reputation of the school
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depends on the rules followed
by everyone?
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No exceptions.
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I'm just trying to follow
in your footsteps, Dad.
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Mm. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Thanks for being so helpful.
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No problem, Conor. We're just trying
to support you the best we can here
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at Saint Finan's.
Oh, you're so thoughtful.
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I'm so lucky to have you looking
out for me.
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Well, you know me, Conor - always
thinking of the less fortunate
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such as yourself. Yeah? Yeah.
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Is that so? Yeah, that's so!
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Yeah. Yeah? Yeah! How so?
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Listen, I'd love to sit and chat,
but I actually have kids in there
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that I have to teach, you know,
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who have a hope of passing their
Leaving Cert,
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so, Dad, I'll see you later.
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WHISPERS: Bye-bye!
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Why does he call you dad?
It's so weird.
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Are you speaking Irish now or what?
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Cos it just sounds like a dog
kind of choking on some fatty meat.
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Conor, do you know what
a square root is?
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Is it the part of the square
that's, like, under the ground?
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LAUGHTER
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Conor MacSweeney, would
you like to give me a summary
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of what you've learned today?
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OK, Conor...
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..22%. Yes!
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A pass is 40%.
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Out of how much?
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We've been at this for two months
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and I think you know less now
than when we started.
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What year was
Leonardo da Vinci born?
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I'll say...
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..1972.
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He was a Renaissance painter,
not a Hollywood actor.
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He was born in 1452.
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Why do you think you keep
getting the questions wrong?
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I'm not any good at it, like. Why do
you think you're not any good at it?
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Cos I'm not smart, right?
Is that what you want me to say?
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Do you actually think that?
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Think what? Do you actually
think that you're thick?
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Well, you're the teacher,
you tell me.
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I want to hear what you think.
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It is what it is.
I wasn't any good in school.
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I'm not exactly a speed reader.
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I went to prison for something
stupid as well.
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I wasn't even the smartest
person in there,
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and that's saying something.
And that makes you thick?
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All right, Barry, you don't
have to keep saying it.
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Well, what's wrong with me
saying it if it's true?
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You're a thick fuck. Stop.
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I'm just saying
what everyone else is thinking.
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You do know that, don't you?
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People take one look at you
and they say to themselves,
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"There goes one thick fuck
just walking down the road."
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Stop fucking saying it!
Does it make you angry?
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Yeah, it makes me angry!
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Yeah, well, let me tell you
something about thick fucks, Conor,
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cos I've taught a lot
of them in my time.
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Thick fucks think they're smart.
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It's the people who think they're
thick that are actually smart
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because they're clever enough
to know the difference.
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Now, what year was
Leonardo da Vinci born?
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1452.
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Yes! Yay.
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If you think you're a thick fuck,
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then that's all you're ever
going to be.
252
00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:18,320
Look in the mirror
and repeat after me.
253
00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:21,760
"My name is Conor MacSweeney
and I am not a thick fuck."
254
00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:24,560
My name is Conor MacSweeney
and I'm not a thick fuck.
255
00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:28,600
Again! My name is Conor MacSweeney
and I'm not a thick fuck.
256
00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:29,880
You're not a thick fuck!
257
00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:33,920
My name is Conor MacSweeney
and I'm not a thick fuck!
258
00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:35,440
Yes! I'm a genius!
259
00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:37,640
Well... OK, don't lose the run
of yourself.
260
00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,520
Conor, when you get a chance to
later on,
261
00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:44,080
would you mind getting me
12 brill, please?
262
00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:46,480
Sure. Do you want me to fillet them
as well?
263
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,240
Yeah, sure. Thank you.
264
00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:54,360
Oh. Er... I actually have a study
session now on my lunch break.
265
00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:56,160
Do you mind if we do it after?
Yeah, sure.
266
00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:57,880
It doesn't have to be out
till three. Yeah.
267
00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:59,960
All right. Right. Thank you.
268
00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:05,760
Let's learn!
269
00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:11,560
So would you like to know what your
Leaving Cert result would be
270
00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:13,640
based on our last assessment?
271
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:16,040
All right, fine. So, how low?
272
00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,560
Well, you're averaging an O6.
273
00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:21,280
CONOR SIGHS
274
00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:22,760
That's a pass, Conor.
275
00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:25,160
What? Yeah.
276
00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:27,400
Don't mess with these brains, boy!
277
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,640
That's it! Fucking genius!
278
00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:32,680
Conor. Hey, Orla. Barry. Gavin.
279
00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:43,920
Look, I know you've been
asking Mairead
280
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,720
to put in a good word for you,
but could you tell her stop?
281
00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:50,280
Cos all she does is go
on about how wonderful you are.
282
00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,120
I'm just here for Conor!
283
00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:53,920
Do you know what I'm going to do
for you, Conor?
284
00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:56,080
Just because I'm sound
and I've already won at life,
285
00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:58,560
I'm willing to call off the bet
just so you can save face
286
00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:00,200
for whatever face you have left.
287
00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:03,000
Cos, what is it?
Two weeks today, exams?
288
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:06,960
It's just not enough time - and it'd
be unfair to hold you to it.
289
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,320
Thanks, Gavin,
290
00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:11,400
but I think I'm going to
respectfully decline your offer.
291
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,440
I'm feeling pretty confident
in myself.
292
00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,360
Why are you talking like
you're in court?
293
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,640
Come on, tell me to fuck off
or call me a prick or something.
294
00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:20,160
Whoa. Whoa, whoa. Gavin, I don't
think that language is appropriate,
295
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:23,000
all right? It's kind of ruining
the atmosphere of the nice view.
296
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,640
That's rich coming from
the cocaine-dealing convict.
297
00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:26,720
Gavin!
298
00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,280
What? He is, isn't he?
299
00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,400
I think I might leave before Gavin
gets more upset.
300
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,480
He's a bit fragile today.
Thanks, Sir. Appreciate it.
301
00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:34,240
See you, Conor.
Linda, good to see you.
302
00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:37,040
Gavin, fuck you. All right.
Good luck! See you later.
303
00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,840
See you after. Barry.
304
00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,880
That was too far.
That was uncalled for!
305
00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:43,200
I'm sorry, OK? So disrespectful!
No need!
306
00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:51,600
Yeah, I heard you were teaching
here. Jeez, it's great to see you.
307
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:54,760
Listen, I hate to do this now,
but you remember that time
308
00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:57,400
my mam got you off of that drunk
and disorderly charge?
309
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,480
I'm going to have to call
in that favour.
310
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:00,920
I knew this was coming.
311
00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:02,920
You're like the bloody Godfather.
Who?
312
00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,320
The Godfather. You know?
313
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:07,000
IMITATES MARLON BRANDO: I'll make
him an offer he can't refuse.
314
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,360
The Godfather.
315
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:11,120
I've never heard someone speak
like that in my life.
316
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,760
The actor, Marlon Brando.
The Godfather.
317
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,600
Sorry, I don't know
what you're on about.
318
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,080
OK, just remember,
the Irish oral exam,
319
00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:21,520
it's just a simple conversation.
That's all it is.
320
00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,040
He's going to ask you
basic questions.
321
00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,560
You're going to give him
basic answers.
322
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:28,800
The worst part of it for me
was the Irish oral.
323
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,720
I remember, like,
being absolutely petrified.
324
00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:32,920
You'll go into your Irish oral exam
325
00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,640
and they'll ask you a bunch of
questions in Irish,
326
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:35,840
you just respond to them in Irish.
327
00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:38,200
And you don't know what's going to
come up, and you just start end up
328
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,680
talking about how much you like your
mam and you have three brothers
329
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:41,880
and all this kind of stuff.
330
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,920
Someone who can fully speak Irish
attempting to have a conversation
331
00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:47,160
with someone who can absolutely not
speak Irish at all.
332
00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,960
HE KNOCKS ON DOOR
333
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,120
CONOR CLEARS THROAT
334
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,480
HE COUGHS
335
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,120
Er...
336
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,320
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
337
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:21,920
HE SPITS
338
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,280
Does that mean say it again?
339
00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,000
HE SNIFFS
340
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,320
HE SIGHS
341
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:25,040
Listen.
Try not to stress about it.
342
00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:27,320
Stress will only make it harder
to concentrate. OK.
343
00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,400
I mean, yes,
if you fail your Irish oral,
344
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,200
the chances of you passing
the Leaving Cert are zero.
345
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,720
So yes, there's a lot
riding on it,
346
00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:38,080
but don't let it get
into your head, OK?
347
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,280
Erm...
348
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,280
HE COUGHS
349
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,360
DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
350
00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:36,600
Oh, come on, Conor! Barry?
351
00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:39,680
I thought you might like
to meet Moira.
352
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:42,880
She's the new head of the state
examination commission in Munster.
353
00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:45,520
Congratulations on the new role.
Thanks, Barry.
354
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:48,640
Actually, Gavin was just telling us
there about all your charity work
355
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,280
with a former convict.
356
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:51,840
He's not just any former convict.
357
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,200
I think it's safe to say
that he's the worst student
358
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,760
ever to pass through St Finan's.
359
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:58,040
All the teachers
used to have a nickname for him.
360
00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:01,320
They called him Zero because that's
what he got in all of his tests.
361
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:02,960
You must like a challenge, so.
362
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:04,200
Boy, did he get one.
363
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,400
If you really want to test
your skills as a teacher,
364
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:10,120
you need to start with a student
that is at rock bottom.
365
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,080
Definitely. Like Conor MacSweeney.
366
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:16,840
What are you looking at?
367
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:21,200
It's sad, but some students
just don't deserve the help,
368
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,680
if you ask me.
369
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,200
Right. Yeah.
370
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,800
Hurry up.
371
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:29,440
Hey. What was that about?
Trashing school property?
372
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,720
Fuck off.
How did your exam go?
373
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,280
How do you think it went?
374
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,120
It was a fucking load of shit,
wasn't it?
375
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:37,000
I just felt like an idiot in there.
376
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,320
The Leaving Cert's just bullshit,
I'm done with it.
377
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,800
It's only one exam.
378
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,320
I had hope in you.
379
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,960
Maybe you are just a thick fuck
after all.
380
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,400
Yeah, I might be thick, but
at least I'm not full of shit.
381
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,040
What's that supposed to mean?
382
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,560
You're only helping me
so you can get back with Orla.
383
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,400
Yeah, boy.
384
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,040
Haven't you got studying
to be doing?
385
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:11,080
No, I messed up the Irish oral, so
it's pointless doing the rest of it.
386
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,920
We spoke to Gavin, though,
and called off the bet
387
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:14,640
so you're not going to lose
your money.
388
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:17,160
It's only part of an exam.
You can still pass.
389
00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:22,200
Hi, Mairead. Hi, Linda?
390
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,040
Is Gavin there? Yeah, he is.
391
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,640
Yeah. Can you put me on loudspeaker?
392
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,760
Gavin, it's my money.
393
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:30,480
The deal was with me and not Conor.
394
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,120
The bet is still on.
395
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,280
What are you doing?
396
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,400
You're going to lose.
397
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,640
I'm used to it, Con.
398
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,840
I've been betting on you
your entire life.
399
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,320
And, yeah, it's probably
a million to one
400
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,200
that you'll actually turn out OK,
but, like...
401
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,160
..if I don't bet on you, who will?
402
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:52,880
HE GROANS
403
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:58,240
Conor, you tried to pass
the Leaving Cert their way.
404
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:01,400
Now we're going
to have to do it our way.
405
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:04,360
We're going to have to cheat
the shit out of this.
406
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,520
Oh, only thick fucks cheat.
407
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:10,640
Bullshit. Only thick fucks
get caught cheating.
408
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:11,960
Listen to me, right?
409
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,960
Non-cheaters pass the Leaving Cert
410
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:16,200
by using the top half
of their brain.
411
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:19,280
Cheaters use the bottom half
of their brain.
412
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:22,280
It's where all the clever thinking
is done.
413
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:26,120
So you've got to be extra smart
to cheat.
414
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:31,560
You've got to be extra smart
to cheat.
415
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,720
MacSweeney! Stop right there.
416
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,840
What are you doing? Just a random
search for cheat notes.
417
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:47,080
Just totally random.
418
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:50,200
Yeah. Who else are you
checking randomly? Nobody.
419
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,920
Actually, you're the first
and probably the last as well.
420
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:55,400
No, I was assigned to
examination secretary,
421
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,440
so I'll be in the exam hall.
422
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:00,760
Every time you have an exam.
423
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:05,360
I know, I know, your convict brain
will be thinking of ways to cheat.
424
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,520
But I will be there to stop you.
425
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,160
Off you go.
Try not to fail too quick.
426
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:25,400
You have two hours and 50 minutes
to complete this exam.
427
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,320
Your timing is now.
428
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,760
If you're feeling stressed
If you're feeling low...
429
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,760
And all you have to do
is stick it on your head. Right.
430
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:37,680
If you're feeling low
If you need some help...
431
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:41,440
ON HEADPHONES: ..is a door
into the dark. Outside...
432
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,400
Let me know, let me know
Let me know
433
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,640
If you're Billy No Mates
and you've no chance, let me know
434
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:49,520
Billy No Chance
Billy No Mates
435
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,280
Billy No Great Shakes, come on
436
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,280
Let me know, let me know
Let me know
437
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:56,080
If you're Billy No Mates
and you've no chance, let me know
438
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,920
Billy No Chance
Billy No Mates
439
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,400
Billy No Great Shakes, come on
440
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,480
So you think you're not cool
People mock you
441
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:05,720
Peeking blinky
at opportunities confused Yeah
442
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,160
Confidence bruised
Insignificant events
443
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,680
Proved in your view
as the be all and end all
444
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:14,320
You wish all them dopes
would freefall into a hellhole
445
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:17,000
Well, you know what they say
Can't beat them, join them.
446
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,800
There's a poignant point
for your cranium, coin it
447
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:23,280
And by that I mean I'm your boy
that will change it all for you
448
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:25,560
Get embroiled...
Conor!
449
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,000
Conor!
450
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,320
I work for Billy Murphy.
451
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:33,960
If you're Billy No Mates and
you've no chance, let me know.
452
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,720
Pop quiz, hotshot.
453
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:39,320
Where is the one place a teacher
will never look
454
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:42,040
for a student's cheats?
The back of your hands.
455
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,400
Ehhh! Wrong. It's your dick.
456
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,720
A teacher will never check
your dick,
457
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:51,200
because if they even think
about it, they'll get arrested.
458
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,160
There's not a lot of real estate
down there, like.
459
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:56,360
Not when it's small.
When it's big. Big.
460
00:21:56,360 --> 00:22:00,560
You get a lot of theorems down there
when it's big, if you write small.
461
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:03,520
OK, think big, write small.
462
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,560
BOTH: Think big, write small.
463
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,680
Big dick, write small.
464
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:10,320
Come on.
465
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:13,040
How come you didn't need any help
on the bus this morning?
466
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,080
Finally.
467
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:21,640
Minus B plus or minus
the square root...
468
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,760
OK, minus, minus B.
469
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:27,880
Come here.
470
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:31,000
He's been going back and forward
to the toilet like a pensioner.
471
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,400
He's cheating. I know it.
472
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,320
SHE SIGHS
473
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,760
That's it.
No more toilet breaks for you, boy.
474
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,280
Last night I got into the school
475
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,800
and I wrote all your business
studies cheats
476
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,840
on the bog roll in the last cubicle.
477
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:55,640
Nah, Gavin's banned me
from using the toilet.
478
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:56,960
Oh, fuck.
479
00:22:56,960 --> 00:23:00,520
And that is why I got you this.
480
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:07,800
Nobody said cheating in the Leaving
Cert was going to be easy.
481
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,640
What is it?
482
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:12,840
This is your passport to the bog.
483
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,120
I'm really looking forward
to spending that thousand pound
484
00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:32,440
on a romantic honeymoon
away with Linda.
485
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:33,800
Eh?
486
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:58,440
Nobody said cheating in the Leaving
Cert was going to be easy.
487
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,280
This is your passport...
488
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,720
..to the bog.
489
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:08,960
HE SWALLOWS
490
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,080
STOMACH GURGLING
491
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:19,840
STOMACH GROWLING
492
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:23,760
Oh!
493
00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:29,840
Sorry about this, but I got
a terrible case of the shits.
494
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,280
HE BREAKS WIND
495
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,720
Oh, that smells serious.
Hurry up and get in there.
496
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:38,960
I warned you about him.
497
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,560
Aye, lad, he's got genuine shits.
I smelt it.
498
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,240
Oh...
499
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:48,800
Agh!
500
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,800
Oh, God. Oh, shit.
501
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,240
Shit is right.
No more cheating for you.
502
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:56,280
Oh, I'm going to shit myself.
It's an emergency!
503
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,240
Not a hope. Get out of my way!
504
00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:59,600
Gaah!
505
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,760
SQUELCHING
506
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:04,280
Ah, fuck.
507
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:05,680
What was that?
508
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,280
The apocalypse.
509
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:08,560
Oh!
510
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,680
Oh, Jesus Christ!
511
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,040
What's happening to my hole?!
512
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,840
Agh! Feels like
it's turning inside out.
513
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:18,200
It looks like you need to
go home to get changed, Conor.
514
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,520
It's a pity you won't make
the rest of your exam.
515
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,520
I'm going to do them.
I'm going to fucking do them.
516
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:26,960
Here is a student so determined
to do their exam,
517
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,440
they're willing to do it
covered in shit.
518
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:30,720
CONOR RETCHES
519
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:35,240
We're teachers, and the teacher's
job is to help a student learn.
520
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,320
And the ones we need to help
the hardest
521
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:40,560
are the ones that need
our help the most. Yeah?
522
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:43,760
Conor here has made mistakes,
and no-one has judged him worse
523
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,240
for those decisions than me.
524
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,640
But he's trying to turn
his life around.
525
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:52,000
And all of you, you should be
ashamed of yourselves as teachers
526
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,600
for standing in his way.
527
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,800
Particularly you, Gavin.
528
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,560
But I didn't do anything.
529
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,800
I'm sorry for judging you.
530
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,120
The best of luck
with the rest of your exams.
531
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:09,440
You know, it's people like you
that we need,
532
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:12,120
with your commitment
and your loyalty to the education
533
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:13,920
of the students with the commission.
534
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,400
CONOR RETCHES AND FARTS
535
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,320
You give me a call
if you'd like a change of career.
536
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:18,680
Thank you.
537
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,480
But I'm a teacher.
538
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,280
And teachers teach.
539
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,360
Come on, Conor. Come on.
540
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,080
Conor, you got this.
541
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:57,920
Look, don't worry about it,
all right?
542
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,960
Like, I'm really proud of you
for just even trying this and...
543
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,080
All right. It's here.
544
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,600
Oh!
545
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,240
I did it.
546
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,160
I passed, I passed everything.
547
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,480
You what?!
548
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,720
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
549
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,520
Oh, my God!
550
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:22,400
Oh, my God! The first person in our
family to pass the Leaving Cert!
551
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,160
THEY SQUEAL
552
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:25,320
I even passed business!
553
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:27,840
Oh, my God, I thought
I was shit at business.
554
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:30,200
Oh, look at you, Mr Businessman.
555
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:33,160
It turns out cheating the shit
out of an exam can be even harder
556
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,680
than just studying for it
in the first place.
557
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,000
Yeah, my other tracksuit bottoms
are covered in shit,
558
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,080
and I couldn't get it out, so...
559
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,000
You have to give him the money.
Don't deserve it.
560
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,360
He's not getting it.
561
00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:44,800
INDISTINCT CONVERSATION
562
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:48,040
I am so smart. The smartest.
563
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,800
Sorry to interrupt.
He's got something he has to do.
564
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,920
Just fuckin'... Yeah. I'm doing it.
565
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,240
You're taking your time.
566
00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:02,000
Now, wasn't that hard.
567
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,240
You deserve it.
568
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,160
You passed them all. Barely.
569
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,600
60 points!
570
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:07,760
Isn't that the minimum?
571
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,240
Congratulations on passing.
572
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:13,120
I'm proud of you.
573
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,960
Thanks, Linda. Er...
574
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,000
Use this to get whatever dress
you want.
575
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000
I just want you to be happy
on your big day.
576
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:23,600
Are you sure?
577
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:27,680
It was your wedding money, like,
so it'd be wrong if I didn't.
578
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,480
Thanks.
579
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:35,120
Barry. Orla.
580
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:37,240
Yeah. Drinks on me!
581
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:40,840
You should be proud.
582
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,160
Even though I cheated
the shit out of it,
583
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:49,440
I think passing the Leaving Cert
has had a positive effect on me.
584
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:53,720
It's like a part of growing up
as an Irish person
585
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:56,600
that I'd missed out on.
Something to be proud of.
586
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,240
Everyone knows the Leaving Cert's
a load of bollocks anyway.
587
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,200
Now you tell me, like?
588
00:29:03,250 --> 00:29:07,800
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