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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:11,405 Gino! 2 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:14,866 Gino, you come in here now! 3 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:32,843 I don't remember much about when I was a kid. 4 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:37,389 I remember the summers. Bungalow bar and Johnny ride the pony. 5 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:39,933 Listenin' to 45s on the close n' play. 6 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:43,145 Oh, most of all, sittin' on the front stoop with my best friend teen... 7 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:45,772 And her six sisters playin' beauty parlor. 8 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:48,066 I was eleven years old. 9 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:51,695 I looked like a 40-year-old divorcee with a drinkin' problem. 10 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:56,658 I had no brothers or sisters... 11 00:01:56,742 --> 00:02:02,122 Which in a catholic neighborhood like bensonhurst made me kinda like a martian. 12 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:05,083 I gotta go change the record. 13 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:09,171 - Put on "band of gold." - Yeah, that sounds good. 14 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:12,507 My mother left when I was three. 15 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:15,271 I didn't know much about her except she was an Italian from Texas... 16 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:18,055 That pop met when he was in the army down there. 17 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:21,058 She's what my aunt Vicky called a "free spirit." 18 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:23,810 I knew she was iivin' back in Texas somewhere... 19 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:26,188 But no one ever talked about her, least of all my pop. 20 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:29,399 Every year we signed a Christmas card and mailed it down to her sister... 21 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,818 But that's as close as I ever got. 22 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:34,446 - Hey! - Who's this? 23 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:36,782 - No one. Give it back! - Is it your mother? 24 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:39,093 My mother told me she used to dance half naked in the snow. 25 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:40,744 She's a free spirit. 26 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:43,747 Back off! 27 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:03,433 Teen, what do you think it'll be like when we grow up? 28 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:06,395 First, we'll find two brothers and get married! 29 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:08,522 Twins! So neither of us gets someone cuter. 30 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:11,650 Right! Then we'll get pregnant at exactly the same time. 31 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:13,485 Yeah! Then our chests will get bigger. 32 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:17,698 Angie, you don't have to wait 'til you're pregnant to make the chest bigger. 33 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:22,618 All you do is talk to it. What do you say? I don't know. 34 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:25,580 Grow! I guess. 35 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:28,333 G row? 36 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:30,585 Grow. 37 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:33,588 - Grow. - Grow. 38 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:36,550 - Grow. - Grow. Grow. 39 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:42,889 - Grow. Grow. Grow. - Grow. Grow. Grow. 40 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:47,310 - Hurry up, Angie. - I'm hurrying, Tina. 41 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:24,181 Yeah. 42 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:27,601 Right. And then he yells at me. The bum. 43 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:42,657 All right, I know. 44 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:45,619 We didn't exactly grow up and become Audrey hepburn or nothin. 45 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:49,247 But, at least we get to go into the city to work every day. 46 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:51,792 - Forget about it. - Later. 47 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:56,505 Never seen them before. 48 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,925 Hey, Angie! Tina! 49 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,349 Very nice, ange. 50 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:10,018 You are right. You're always right. 51 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:13,563 But then if I didn't run, we wouldn't be here. 52 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:32,624 I sure wouldn't mind sitting down. 53 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:22,465 Tina got me this job. It's great! 54 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:25,969 The only drag is, it's not like it's a real magazine or nothin. 55 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:30,140 Micro circuit. You tell people where you work, they never heard of it. 56 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:48,199 Whew! So go ahead, ange. 57 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:52,329 These four nuns are tryin' to get into heaven. And St. Peter says to the first one... 58 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:56,875 "Sister, I must ask you before I let you in: Have you ever touched a penis?" 59 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:59,169 - No, never. - She says, "yes, as a matter of fact." 60 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:01,796 Once with the tip of my finger I did touch one." 61 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:05,550 He says, "all right, dip your finger in the holy water and pass on through." 62 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:07,844 The second one steps up, he asks her the same question. 63 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:12,307 "I have to admit once in the backseat of a car, I touched a penis with my hand." 64 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:15,352 "Dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass on through." 65 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:18,563 The third one steps up, but the fourth one pushes her outta the way and says... 66 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:22,150 "Look, if you think I'm gonna gargle with that shit after she sticks her ass in it... 67 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:24,986 You can forget about it!" 68 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:29,824 Vinnie and I had been boyfriend, girlfriend since the 9th grade. 69 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,576 But we still don't live together. 70 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:35,830 He's a plumber. Used to dream I'd end up with a stockbroker or something. 71 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:38,708 Someone who wore a suit. 72 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:41,711 I mean, Vinnie's got a suit, but it's green! 73 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:47,050 I'm lying under this lady's sink today and it comes to me... like bing! 74 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,552 I'm gonna make a commercial. 75 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:53,181 - You're gonna make a commercial? - It's a great idea! 76 00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:56,226 I mean, it's gotta be good for business, right? 77 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:59,479 - What business? Baby, it's you and a truck. - That's what I'm tryin' to fix. 78 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:01,856 - Make a commercial. - I think that's a good idea. 79 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:04,359 - I do, I really do. - What do you know about it, huh? 80 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:07,570 I've got an opinion like everybody else. 81 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:10,758 He didn't ask how he could get people to eat six meals a day. He's talking about plumbing. 82 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:12,426 - Just stand there. - Yeah, right, thanks a lot. 83 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:15,412 Vinnie's a nice guy. He's got a good heart. 84 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:21,167 Not like Tina's husband Jerry. They got two kids, but he don't treat her right. 85 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:24,045 Hey, hey, hey! Ding. Okay? 86 00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:26,715 Please? 87 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:29,009 - Aah. - Real nice! 88 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,052 Hey, don't start with me tonight. 89 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:33,680 I thought we were goin' to your house. 90 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:37,559 Me and my stepmother Kathy don't get along, but we pretend like we do. 91 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:40,562 I ain't eatin' her cooking. I'll tell you that right now. 92 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:43,815 Like I'm gonna stay in the same room with her long enough to eat. 93 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:46,609 - Hi. - Hi! How was the movie? 94 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:51,573 Itwas great. - You hungry? I got shells and sauce I made special. 95 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:53,867 Your father's in the kitchen. 96 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:57,162 - Hey, pop. - Hi, ange. 97 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:59,372 - Frank! - What? 98 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:02,459 - Angie is here with Vinnie. - All right. 99 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,627 Don't ask me what pop sees in her. 100 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:08,673 It's funny. She ain't Italian, but she keeps wishin' she was. 101 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:10,592 Oh, I gotta check my sauce! 102 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:13,595 How you feelin'? - You want the truth or what I tell everybody? 103 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:17,098 - The truth. - I feel fantastic! 104 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:23,313 Vinnie, I'm having some trouble with the sinks at the store. 105 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,690 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 106 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:28,068 I'll come by tomorrow. I'll take a look. - Good. 107 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:31,529 Pop, when are you gonna get rid of those sinks, buy some new ones? 108 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:35,658 What are you talking about? Those sinks are perfectly good. - They're prehistoric! 109 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:38,578 - God forbid you should make a change. - Here you are! 110 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:40,538 Mangia. 111 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:43,750 Angie, would you like some? I got plenty. 112 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:46,336 No, thanks, I've been a little nauseous all day. 113 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:50,340 You never take care of yourself. You're always waitin' for somebody else to do it for you. 114 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:53,384 What's that mean? - It means you were raised like a little Princess. 115 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,970 Hey, news flash! I was not raised like a little Princess. 116 00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:59,933 All right, all right! Let's have a little peace tonight. 117 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,936 Please? 118 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:10,443 - So, how is it? - Um, delicious. 119 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,946 - It's fantastic. - Yeah? 120 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:16,658 Got any cheese? 121 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:32,674 I have one memory of my mother to go with my one photograph. 122 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:44,978 I'm three years old and my relatives are over. 123 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,689 Aunt violetta who can make a rock cry... 124 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:50,316 Great aunt Louisa who's been in mourning since 1956... 125 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:54,195 And my crazy aunt Vicky who has her big puppet head pushed so close to me... 126 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,990 I can see the cracks in her tongue. 127 00:10:57,073 --> 00:11:00,785 - She's asking me... - What are you gonna do with your life? 128 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,746 Three years old! I was this close to bursting into tears... 129 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:08,459 When suddenly out of nowhere my mother picks me up like a super hero. 130 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:15,300 Angie, some stories don't fit inside a person's mouth. 131 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:18,887 Some stories just have to tell themselves. 132 00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:24,350 That's what she said. 133 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:30,481 I guess I'll just have to let my story tell itself. 134 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:33,109 - Angela scacci... - Scacciapensieri. 135 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,907 I've been seeing the same gynecologist since I'm 14. 136 00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:43,369 But, Jackie, my boss, she says this Dr. Gould, he's the best. 137 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:46,039 Don't be nervous. He's one of the top men in the field! 138 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:48,750 He treats the mayor's wife. 139 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:51,920 - No kiddin'? - Yes! 140 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,550 Good morning, doctor. 141 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,308 - Angie. - Dr. Gould. 142 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:08,394 - How ya doin'? - Please sit down. 143 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:10,396 All right. 144 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,901 - Are your periods always regular? - Usually like clockwork. 145 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:17,195 Every 28 days. 146 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:20,114 I got your name from Jackie short... Schwartz. She's my boss. 147 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:25,286 I just, um, didn't want to go to the same gynecologist as half my neighborhood. 148 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,830 - Go ahead and lie down. - All right. 149 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:32,168 Place your legs in the stirrups, please. 150 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:36,881 Scoot down, please. 151 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:40,009 Come on down a little further. 152 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:44,639 You know, Jackie was my date at my senior prom. 153 00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:48,393 No kidding? 154 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:52,480 So... you think you might be pregnant, huh? 155 00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:54,482 Yeah. 156 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:57,318 Please don't feel self-conscious about my height. 157 00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,904 Oh, god, no, of course not. 158 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:02,407 I-I-I think it's nice you don't have to bend or nothin'. 159 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:06,160 I always think gynecologists must have such back problems. 160 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,624 - Ow, Jesus, Angie! - Hold still. 161 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:14,388 - That one don't got a head. - Yeah, it does. It's a real juicy one. 162 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,504 It could fill an eclair. 163 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:19,966 - Ow! Ow! That's enough. - All right. 164 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:23,511 You're a very weird girl. It ain't a sportin' event. 165 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:26,055 - You set the alarm? - Yeah. 166 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:29,600 - Come here. - Vinnie, we gotta talk. 167 00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:32,061 - We'll talk tomorrow. - No, listen to me. 168 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:35,231 - Angie, you know how beautiful you are? - Vinnie? 169 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:38,192 - Oh my god, Vinnie. - Talk to me. Go ahead. 170 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,321 - I'm gonna throw up! Get off! - What? 171 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:44,365 Oh, god! 172 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:49,078 - Are you all right? - I'm fine. 173 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:52,248 It wasn't you, I swear. You were great. 174 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:56,461 Oh, yeah. If I make a girl puke, I know I showed her a good time. 175 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:59,297 What's wrong? You got like a virus or something? 176 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:02,067 You know what that's from? It's from all those elevators in the city. 177 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:05,131 You keep breathing air that's been breathed through somebody else's nostrils. 178 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:09,223 - And it makes you sick. - I'm pregnant. 179 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,934 - You're what? - I'm pregnant. 180 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:14,479 For real? 181 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:17,565 Yeah. Remember that time at pop's house... 182 00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:20,526 Angie, that is so fucking wonderful! 183 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:23,196 - We're gonna have a baby! - Vinnie, no! Put me down! 184 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,299 Or we won't be able to sleep in this room neither. - I'm sorry. 185 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,575 - Put me down quick. - I'm sorry. Here. 186 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:30,078 Lie back, relax. Okay? 187 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,538 - You all right? - Uh-huh. 188 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:36,125 - Oh, man, this is great! When's he due? - December 25th. 189 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:40,713 December friggin' 25th! The baby's gonna pop out like Jesus Christ. 190 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:44,592 That is fuckin' unbelievable. That is so fuckin' unbelievable. 191 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,928 Vinnie, please, the neighbors are gonna hear. 192 00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:50,056 Who gives a shit? I want 'em to hear! I want everybody to know! 193 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:52,642 - Hey, I'm havin' a baby! - Way to go, Vinnie! 194 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,269 We're gettin' married right away, ange, okay? 195 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:58,106 It don't matter if it's a boy or a girl or whatever... 196 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:01,043 'Cause whatever we have this time, we'll go and have the other one the next time. 197 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:05,446 Next time? Calm down. This one ain't even born yet. 198 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:09,534 Angie, I'm gonna make you happy. 199 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:13,079 I swear it. Anything. 200 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:20,211 - Thank you. Thank you. - Oh. 201 00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:22,547 Saltines. 202 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:26,384 My sister when she was pregnant with the twins and had the morning sickness... 203 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:29,053 - She said the saltines helped her. - Oh. 204 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:32,849 So tomorrow I'm gonna go out and get you a dozen boxes. 205 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:36,644 You want something now? - No, no, Vinnie, please, I'm just scared, okay? 206 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:39,689 Promise me we're not gonna turn out like Tina and Jerry, okay? 207 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,191 Tell me we're special. 208 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:46,028 We're special, baby. You make us special. 209 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:49,574 I know that. 210 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:54,078 But enough's enough. Angela, I mean, you can be special and normal too. 211 00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:58,249 A house, a crib, a nice normal life. 212 00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:03,463 I mean, I can't wait. Can you, huh? 213 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,301 Oh, boy. 214 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:26,694 - Pop. - Hi, ange. 215 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,365 I've got some good news. Me and Vinnie are gonna get married. 216 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:33,826 - You and Vinnie? - We're gonna have a baby. 217 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:36,120 You're havin' a baby? Ahh! 218 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:40,208 Oh, I'm so pleased! That's fantastic! 219 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:45,796 Hey, come here! She's going to get married. She's having a baby. 220 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:52,261 - It's a breast pump! - You are gonna thank me for this. 221 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,680 Let's make a toast to the baby. 222 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,849 To the baby. 223 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,439 You're gonna love it, Angie, the whole thing. 224 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:07,944 It's the most beautiful experience a woman can have. - Damn straight! 225 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:11,572 Except for the water retention. My hands swelled up so much... 226 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:14,408 I had to go to a jeweler to get my rings cutoff. 227 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:18,246 Forget the hands. How 'bout the way your breasts swell up? 228 00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:23,125 - I leaked so bad, I ruined 12 blouses. - Oh, my god. 229 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,127 That stuff, it doesn't come out. 230 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:28,422 Stop it! You'll give her nightmares for the next seven months. 231 00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:32,843 - It really is a beautiful experience. - Of course it is. 232 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,846 Oh, I'm... 233 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:39,475 When I was born, my mother, she pushed so hard she had a b.M. Right there on the table. 234 00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:43,271 Ah, I'm gonna uh... I gotta take a walk. 235 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:46,816 - Angie, don't listen to them. - I'm sorry! 236 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:50,278 So, when are you gonna start gettin' big? 237 00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:53,739 You're gonna look so sexy when you get some meat on your bones. 238 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,910 Hey, look, baby names. 239 00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:02,456 Will I be sexy when my breasts are ieakin' and I'm having bowel movements on the table? 240 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,959 - What? - Nothing. 241 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:08,421 What about Joey or Johnny if it's a boy? Johnny or Jimmy? 242 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,506 Or Debbie if it's a girl? 243 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,134 For those you need a book? 244 00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,927 For instance, all right? 245 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:17,513 What about Marie after my grandmother? 246 00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:21,309 The woman who said I was a slut, who'd chew your heart up and spit it on the pavement! 247 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:23,894 It's just her way, all right? 248 00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:27,732 - How come we never go to a museum? - Don't start with that. 249 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:30,401 It's a nice day out. I don't wanna think about a museum. 250 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:34,739 These pictures ain't so hard. You can see people in 'em and everything. 251 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:40,995 That broad needs to get laid. 252 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,831 Come on, fatty, I'll buy ya a carvel. 253 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:04,018 Pop? - Hi, ange. I called before. You weren't home. 254 00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:06,646 - Come in. - How ya doin'? 255 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:09,273 - I'm all right. How are you? - Good, good, good. 256 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:12,443 - What's in the box? - A present. 257 00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:15,738 - Yeah? - Open it. 258 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:22,244 - A wedding dress. - You ain't bought one yet, have you? 259 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,372 - Oh, good 260 00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:28,042 it's the one your mother wore the day she married me. 261 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:32,254 Oh, my god. 262 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,298 - Oh, pop! - Isn't it beautiful? 263 00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:38,010 Here. Look at the rest of it. 264 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,514 - Look at all these beads. - Whoa! 265 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:44,600 Angie, now that is a wedding dress! 266 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:49,689 Excuse me, frank. Sorry. 267 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:52,316 I think it'll mean a lot to her... 268 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,945 If you wore it on your wedding day. 269 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:59,699 My god, pop. I can't believe you saved it all this time. 270 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:02,243 - Oh, honey, baby. - Thank you. 271 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,537 You don't throw out a thing like that! 272 00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,914 You can let it out too! I mean, don't worry. 273 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:10,376 - I told her, she's gonna look sexy fat. - Shut up. 274 00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,753 Your mother doesn't know I did this. 275 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:16,424 When she sees you walking down the aisle, it's gonna mean so much to her. 276 00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:20,428 - This is Kathy's dress. You said my mother. - Of course, she is your mother. 277 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:23,191 - She's not, pop, no offense. - She raised you since you were seven. 278 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,391 - Stay outta this! - Angie, don't start, huh? 279 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:28,060 For over 20 years, that woman tried to get you to like her. 280 00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:31,772 - Now at least show her some respect. - I ain't wearing her dress! 281 00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:35,359 How the hell did you get so goddamn selfish? 282 00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:38,195 That woman saved my life when I was married to your mother. 283 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,448 She helped me through the worst period of my life. 284 00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:43,284 You were seeing Kathy when you were still married to my mother? 285 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,637 - Forget I mentioned the whole thing. - Were you seeing her? 286 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:48,122 - Gimme the goddamn box! - Everybody, calm down. 287 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,666 - Take it easy, ange. Calm down! - Let me go! 288 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,585 Ow! Jesus! 289 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:56,714 I'm bleedin! What are you, out of your mind? 290 00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:13,731 Come on, everybody. Good. Make a line. 291 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,983 Keep together. 292 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:18,652 Maria? 293 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,821 I saw that! 294 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:23,240 Let's go, come on. 295 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,489 It breaks a lot of rules, this picture. 296 00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:30,117 Empty space on the left. 297 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:34,788 The pair of them looking at the short side of the frame, but it works! 298 00:23:34,872 --> 00:23:40,169 All this emptiness reinforces their isolation. Don't you think? 299 00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,715 Are you all right? 300 00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:48,218 Yeah, I will be... if you leave. 301 00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:57,227 God. 302 00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:17,498 Excuse me! 303 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:21,126 Excuse me, ma'am. There's no eating in the museum. 304 00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:24,171 I'll have to take those. - Trust me. You want me to eat these crackers. 305 00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:28,133 - There are signs posted. No food or beverages... - Pal, if I don't eat these... 306 00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:31,887 You're gonna have a new kind of modern art on your floor. - I don't make the rules. 307 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,532 - Then I'm going to have to puke on your paintings. - I have to ask you to leave. 308 00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:36,183 Hey, get your hands... 309 00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:41,105 Calm down, please! - Take it easy, pal. The lady's feelin' nauseous. 310 00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:46,235 An extreme reaction to degas, I will admit. If it had been Picasso... 311 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:49,071 - You know this man? - I've never seen him before in my life. 312 00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:51,132 She's waiting for a formal introduction. Could you do the honors? 313 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:54,868 - Get off me. Why don't you throw him out? - He's not eating. 314 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:05,713 Here we go, outside. Thank you very much. 315 00:25:05,796 --> 00:25:09,216 - Have a nice day. - Your museum's overrated. 316 00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:12,469 And the guards at the Whitney could kick your ass. 317 00:25:14,596 --> 00:25:18,058 Look, it was interesting meeting you. 318 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:20,686 Have a nice life. I'm sure it'll be a short one. 319 00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:23,230 We haven't met. My name's Noel. Yours, please? 320 00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:26,859 Ralph. - If we're giving real names, mine's Denise. 321 00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:29,236 Are you lonely or horny? What's your problem? - I'm Irish. 322 00:25:29,278 --> 00:25:32,281 Which often gets confused for lonely and horny. 323 00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:35,743 You seemed to really like that degas painting. - Yeah, well... 324 00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:39,163 It looks like a lot of marriages I've seen. 325 00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:42,958 - So, you some kind of artist or something? - I'm an international lawyer. 326 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:45,544 - You? - Brain surgeon. Mount sinai. 327 00:25:45,627 --> 00:25:47,838 I remember you from right after the accident. 328 00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:52,051 You said I didn't need that cerebral cortex. - That was me. 329 00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:55,763 Shamelessly obvious pass, but can I buy you dinner? 330 00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:59,516 Denise, just 'cause I get thrown out of a museum, don't mean I'm a cheap lay. 331 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,102 - Dinner and a movie? I'm kidding! - I gotta go. 332 00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:05,689 Just hang on a minute. Let me give you my number. 333 00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:13,655 Here you are. Come on. 334 00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:17,076 We could get thrown out of the guggenheim together. 335 00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:34,468 All right, you, leave right now... 336 00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:37,679 And I won't use this glock nine millimeter I'm holdin'... 337 00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:40,432 To blow your face through the back of your head! 338 00:26:40,516 --> 00:26:42,559 Not, "gee, honey, great to see ya!" 339 00:26:42,643 --> 00:26:44,937 But it's the most you said to me in about a week. 340 00:26:44,978 --> 00:26:48,649 Vinnie, you idiot! My god, you scared the shit outta me. 341 00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:52,569 Angela, what the fuck is goin' on here? 342 00:26:52,653 --> 00:26:55,739 I go to touch you and you pull away from me. 343 00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:59,993 I call you on the phone, you don't want to talk to me! - Vinnie, go home. 344 00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:04,289 I just... I gotta have some time to myself. 345 00:27:04,373 --> 00:27:07,126 - Oh, come on with that bullshit! - Why is that bullshit? 346 00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:10,963 You don't know everything. You're not carnac the magnificent! 347 00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:13,465 You don't know what's goin' on inside a person's head. 348 00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:21,223 - The eggplants are comin' very nice. - Yeah, good. 349 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:24,059 Don't put too much water on 'em. 350 00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:28,230 - How's the tomatoes? - Good! Good fruit. 351 00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:30,274 Hi, pop. Hi, Kathy. 352 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:33,944 - Hi, ange. - Angie! Ah, listen... 353 00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:37,698 Garden looks beautiful, Kathy. I mean it. You got the touch. 354 00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:41,743 Listen, I never really said congratulations about Vinnie and the baby. 355 00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:46,039 It's okay. - No, it's not. The baby outweighs everything, Angie. 356 00:27:46,123 --> 00:27:49,501 It's a miracle from god. 357 00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:52,129 I just hope you realize what a precious gift it is. 358 00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:16,069 Pop, I'm sorry about the other day. 359 00:28:16,153 --> 00:28:18,739 Cooled off real nice, huh? 360 00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:21,491 God must've finally won a game of cards. 361 00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:26,747 Pop, I know you don't wanna talk about it, but... 362 00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:29,041 Why'd you have an affair on my mother? 363 00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:31,460 Why do you gotta start, Angie, huh? 364 00:28:31,501 --> 00:28:34,004 Did you love her? 365 00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:42,846 Angie, you can never understand what it was like iivin' with her. 366 00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:45,515 Finding her in her nightgown in the snow... 367 00:28:45,641 --> 00:28:48,644 Dancin' with her lips all blue. 368 00:28:50,187 --> 00:28:52,773 So she danced in the snow. 369 00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:55,692 Maybe she liked it. Maybe she loved life more than you and... 370 00:28:55,776 --> 00:28:59,321 Angie, I can't talk about this, all right? 371 00:28:59,363 --> 00:29:01,865 She's gone. We have a life here. That's it. 372 00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:06,745 - Fine. I understand. - No! No. Some thingsjust end, Angela. 373 00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:10,582 - This is one of 'em. - Fine. 374 00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:16,213 Exhale, turn left. 375 00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:19,591 Again, way up. Lift, exhale. 376 00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:22,511 And lift. 377 00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:24,554 And back, hunching fonnard. 378 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:26,723 Left arm, right. Let the shoulders... 379 00:29:26,807 --> 00:29:31,311 Look at her. Nine months pregnant, she goes on tape wearing white spandex. 380 00:29:31,395 --> 00:29:34,690 I don't know. I like this tape. They don't work you out so hard. 381 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:37,484 Gimme that back! I'm gonna kill you! 382 00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:41,154 Hey, what is going on in there, huh? 383 00:29:41,238 --> 00:29:45,409 - Nothing. - All right, so just relax, okay? Relax! 384 00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:48,829 Oh, they are gettin' so weird! 385 00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:51,540 Richie took the little one, turned him upside down like a mop... 386 00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:54,751 And practically did the floor. 387 00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:58,463 - What's this? - This is a guy. 388 00:29:58,547 --> 00:30:01,550 - A guy guy? - The "guyest." 389 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:04,177 - Angela, what're you doin'? - I met him in that museum. 390 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:08,265 He's a real nutjob, but he's cute. He's from Ireland. 391 00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:10,851 - I just don't know if I wanna call him. - You're pregnant. 392 00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:13,979 You're getting married. You're carrying around some foreigner's number... 393 00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:16,982 In your pocket like it's gonna burn too big a hole to be lost in the bag. 394 00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:21,028 I think you wanna call him. You're gonna end up on Oprah. 395 00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:25,282 I've been avoiding Vinnie like the plague. He don't know what to think. 396 00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:29,619 Well, he's not the only one, darlin'. 397 00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:32,539 Very nice! I leave you five minutes, I got a big mess. 398 00:31:24,424 --> 00:31:27,469 - You paint these? - Depends. 399 00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:31,264 - Do you like them? - Uh, depends. What are they? 400 00:31:31,348 --> 00:31:34,184 That one is "rush hour in Manhattan." 401 00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:38,313 Uh-huh. I do like 'em. So'd you paint 'em? 402 00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:41,274 I modeled. That's me on the left. 403 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:46,947 I used to be thinner. 404 00:31:54,454 --> 00:31:57,541 I can't believe the elevator opens up right into your apartment. 405 00:31:57,624 --> 00:32:00,460 So cool. 406 00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:03,672 I'm a little nervous. I haven't had a morning after in a long time. 407 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:06,716 You? I got up and cooked! 408 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,886 I feel like me mother. Next I'm gonna vacuum. 409 00:32:09,970 --> 00:32:12,240 Are you tellin' me you've never done this before? - Never! 410 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:16,143 But, uh, could you hurry it up, please? I have to be back at the met at 11:30. 411 00:32:16,184 --> 00:32:19,813 That accent lets you get away with a shitload, huh? 412 00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:23,608 It's a crap accent. Yours is the ace one. 413 00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:26,653 Hey, so, just because I get thrown out of the museum... 414 00:32:26,736 --> 00:32:30,240 Don't mean I'm a cheap lay. 415 00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:33,702 - Good. Very deniro. - Thank you. 416 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:37,747 - Can you do mine? Go on, give it a try. - No. 417 00:32:37,831 --> 00:32:39,416 All right. 418 00:32:39,499 --> 00:32:42,794 Pink hearts, yellow stars, orange moons, green clovers. 419 00:32:42,878 --> 00:32:45,464 Magically delicious! 420 00:32:45,547 --> 00:32:49,301 What have the Irish ever done to you to make you hate us so much? 421 00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:51,136 Bagels. 422 00:32:51,178 --> 00:32:55,891 - So, Noel, you like kids? - Sure. 423 00:32:55,932 --> 00:33:00,562 That's why I stayed one 'til I was 35... 38, 42... hike! 424 00:33:02,939 --> 00:33:06,485 - Sure, I'd like to have a whole rake of 'em. - You don't say. 425 00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:13,909 - What's the music? - Jules massenet. It's from a ballet. 426 00:33:15,118 --> 00:33:19,623 It's all about a guy and a girl... and death. 427 00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:21,666 And death comes to take the guy. 428 00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:26,922 You know, death: White face, black tights, bad attitude. 429 00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:31,801 And the girl tricks death into taking her instead of the guy. 430 00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:34,513 - Hmm. - Atta girl. 431 00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:43,438 - This an Irish chick? - Huh? 432 00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:47,651 - She obviously ain't Italian! - Shut up. 433 00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:11,591 How you doin'? 434 00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:16,137 Wow! 435 00:34:25,188 --> 00:34:28,316 You must be my 12:00. 436 00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:31,152 So, what is this? 437 00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:34,864 - It's an office. - Yes, I see that. 438 00:34:34,948 --> 00:34:38,410 Your machine said to try you at your office. 439 00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:41,746 You know, here I thought you were an artist. 440 00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:46,293 - I sleep with you once and now you're in a suit. - I told you I was a lawyer. 441 00:34:46,376 --> 00:34:48,420 Yeah, but you never tell the truth. 442 00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:52,215 Well, the lonely painter in the loft was working so well, and people hate lawyers. 443 00:34:52,299 --> 00:34:55,594 No, people hate lies. 444 00:34:55,677 --> 00:34:59,097 So, is this really yours? Maybe you rented it to impress me. 445 00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:02,350 No, I rented the apartment to impress you. 446 00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:06,021 Let's make a system of bells. One ring, you're full of shit; Two, you're not. 447 00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:07,856 Fine, so, what do you do? 448 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:10,358 - I'm a fashion model. - Bong! 449 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:13,028 - Screw you! - Well. 450 00:35:13,069 --> 00:35:15,905 What I mean is, you're far too intelligent. - Yes. 451 00:35:15,989 --> 00:35:18,325 Good save, but screw you anyway. 452 00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:22,037 Never met a woman like you. 453 00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:25,040 I've met teamsters like you. 454 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:27,083 Teamster ever do this? 455 00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:33,798 Yeah, but I told him I was married and that was the end of it. 456 00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:43,058 Should I come back at 1:00? 457 00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:49,272 How many times has this happened to you? 458 00:35:49,356 --> 00:35:51,316 At dopodomani plumbers we guarantee... 459 00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:54,069 Cut, cut, cut. Vinnie, we gotta do it again. 460 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:57,155 You're doin' great, but remember you're a little stiff. 461 00:35:57,238 --> 00:35:59,258 What's the first thing I said to you about the camera? 462 00:35:59,282 --> 00:36:01,409 - "The camera is your..." - My friend. 463 00:36:01,451 --> 00:36:03,745 Right. And it's never gonna talk back to you. - Right. 464 00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:07,791 Say whatever you want. Just talk to the camera, nice, friendly... 465 00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:10,126 All right. Thanks. 466 00:36:11,753 --> 00:36:14,255 - Okay. Ready, Vinnie? - Oh, yeah. 467 00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:17,133 Okay. Ready... action. 468 00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:23,973 How many times has this happened to you? - Cut. 469 00:36:24,057 --> 00:36:27,060 - What's the matter? - That smile. You know how to smile? 470 00:36:27,102 --> 00:36:28,853 I'm not smilin'? 471 00:36:30,939 --> 00:36:33,900 - Just dial... 1-9-1-0... - No, no, no. 472 00:36:33,983 --> 00:36:35,777 - What? - Vinnie. Vinnie. 473 00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:39,155 Just dial 9-1-0, p-I-u-m-m... 474 00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,199 - No, no! - What? 475 00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:48,415 Let me ask you a question. How many times has this happened to you? 476 00:36:48,498 --> 00:36:52,752 At dopodomani plumbers, we guarantee we can lick any problem in one hour or less... 477 00:36:52,794 --> 00:36:55,630 Or it's no charge to you; Get your money back. 478 00:36:55,672 --> 00:36:57,966 Just dial... 479 00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:01,803 9-1-0 plummers. P-I-u-m-m-e-r-s. 480 00:37:01,845 --> 00:37:05,932 - Vinnie, hand me a ratchet. - Sure. 481 00:37:06,015 --> 00:37:09,894 Dopodomani plumbers, because you never know what you'll find under your sink. 482 00:37:09,978 --> 00:37:13,606 And... cut! Itwas great, Vinnie. Everything worked. 483 00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:16,568 - Itwas all right. Don't wanna look like an idiot. - It was great. 484 00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:19,779 Can't help the way you look, but you sounded great. - You're very funny. 485 00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:22,657 - You know Tina? You'll probably like her. - Yeah? She single? 486 00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,159 - How much? - Ah, $600. 487 00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:26,161 - Thought we said five. - Six. 488 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:30,498 - Here you go. Better look good. - You look great. 489 00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:33,793 - Come on, ange, let's go. I'm hungry. - So go eat. 490 00:37:33,877 --> 00:37:35,837 What are you doin'? Get outta there. We're done. 491 00:37:35,879 --> 00:37:38,965 - No. - What do you mean, "no"? 492 00:37:39,048 --> 00:37:42,177 - Come on, let's go. Come on. - No. 493 00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:46,765 I have never been so humiliated in my whole life. You didn't even see my face. 494 00:37:46,848 --> 00:37:50,977 It's acting, Angela. Do you think the guy in the elephant man said... 495 00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:53,980 "I ain't gonna do this 'cause you ain't gonna see my face"? Huh? 496 00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:56,316 - Ow! - Besides, your legs look terrific. 497 00:37:56,399 --> 00:38:00,737 - And you don't spell "plumber" with two "Ms." - it's somebody else's number. 498 00:38:02,155 --> 00:38:05,241 - You did a good job. - Thank you. You, too. 499 00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:08,203 Thank you. 500 00:38:08,244 --> 00:38:11,206 So, I forgot to tell ya. 501 00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:14,626 - Took out a homeowners loan yesterday. - Huh? 502 00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:18,129 I bought a house. - You forgot to tell me. What, are you crazy? 503 00:38:18,171 --> 00:38:21,508 It's the sweetest little place you've ever seen on eighty-fourth street, baby. 504 00:38:21,591 --> 00:38:25,178 - You're serious! - Yeah! It's perfect. It's got a garage. 505 00:38:25,261 --> 00:38:27,722 It's got a little room for the baby. You should've seen it. 506 00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:31,851 You're damn right I should've seen it before you took out a loan on a house! 507 00:38:31,935 --> 00:38:34,646 A whole house! Ain't I supposed to live in it too? 508 00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:37,899 Realtor said another couple were gonna make an offer. I had to move on it! 509 00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:41,903 You've been goin' places with a realtor behind my back? 510 00:38:41,945 --> 00:38:46,491 - Huh? - Angela, you've seemed edgy lately. 511 00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:49,494 I thought I'd look at a few places, check 'em out first. 512 00:38:49,536 --> 00:38:51,996 Do all the legwork and then show 'em to you. 513 00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:55,124 I never thought I'd have to say "yes" to one on the spot. 514 00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:01,297 All right, Vinnie, look. 515 00:39:01,381 --> 00:39:04,299 I've been thinkin' about this so I'm just gonna come out and say it. 516 00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:06,678 I don't think it's a good idea our gettin' married. 517 00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:11,516 - I don't think we'd be good for each other. - Angela, don't bust my balls. 518 00:39:11,599 --> 00:39:15,103 - You see it first. Then if you don't like it... - It's not just the house. 519 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:17,814 - It's everything, all right! - Oh, here she goes. 520 00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:21,317 - She's gonna try and be all serious now. - I am serious as cancer! 521 00:39:21,401 --> 00:39:24,028 It's not something you can talk me out of, so please don't try. 522 00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:27,740 You know what I'm like when I'm certain and I am certain about this. 523 00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:31,619 This is crazy. Are you really that mad? 524 00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:34,998 It's not crazy! It's how I feel! I'm sorry. 525 00:39:35,081 --> 00:39:37,458 Hey, where're you goin'? 526 00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:43,506 I don't believe this. I don't fucking believe this! 527 00:39:43,590 --> 00:39:46,843 Vin, please, you had to see it comin'. 528 00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:48,553 Goddammit! 529 00:39:48,595 --> 00:39:51,556 Goddammit! Get outta the fucking way! 530 00:39:52,557 --> 00:39:54,350 Hey, you son-of-a-bitch! 531 00:39:59,856 --> 00:40:03,401 Vinnie, what the hell are you doin'? 532 00:40:03,526 --> 00:40:05,612 Goddamn motherfucker! 533 00:40:13,161 --> 00:40:16,080 Vinnie, cut it out. Come on! 534 00:40:16,164 --> 00:40:19,709 Jesus. What are you doin'? 535 00:40:34,015 --> 00:40:37,518 All right. 536 00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:40,229 Now, say it to me again. 537 00:40:40,313 --> 00:40:43,566 I can't go out with you no more, Vinnie. 538 00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:47,320 You can't go out with me no more? 539 00:40:49,906 --> 00:40:52,241 You're pregnant with my baby. 540 00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:55,828 We're gettin' married and you can't go out with me no more? 541 00:40:58,331 --> 00:41:02,794 Angela, I'm gonna ask you a question. And I need an answer. 542 00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:08,049 Whatever you say, that's it. No goin' back. No changin' your mind. 543 00:41:08,091 --> 00:41:12,136 'Cause I can't take it. Okay? I can't take it anymore. 544 00:41:16,265 --> 00:41:19,185 Are we gonna get married or not? 545 00:41:32,865 --> 00:41:36,244 Have you ever loved me, Angela? No, really! 546 00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:40,081 'Cause I don't think so. 547 00:41:40,123 --> 00:41:42,417 I mean, what are people gonna think? 548 00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:45,420 What are they gonna say, huh? 549 00:41:45,461 --> 00:41:48,089 You're knocked up with my baby and you won't even marry me. 550 00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:52,385 They're gonna think I'm some kind of fucking animal. - No, vin, come on. 551 00:41:52,427 --> 00:41:56,556 It doesn't matter what people think. You're a great guy. 552 00:41:56,639 --> 00:42:00,685 You could find somebody better in like two minutes. 553 00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:04,355 Like you found somebody? 554 00:42:04,397 --> 00:42:08,026 It ain't like that, vin. 555 00:42:10,236 --> 00:42:13,698 That would be better, you know. 556 00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:21,080 You just don't wanna marry me. 557 00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:28,963 - Right? - Yeah. 558 00:43:07,293 --> 00:43:10,338 - Hello? - Hey, Noel, it's Angie. 559 00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:12,965 Listen, I got somethin' I gotta tell ya. 560 00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:17,303 Yeah? I got something to tell you too. No bullshit, two bells. 561 00:43:17,345 --> 00:43:20,223 Me first. My bell's louder. My bell's big Ben. 562 00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:24,936 - You sittin'? - Sure. 563 00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:27,647 Maybe that's not enough. Maybe you better, like, get into bed. 564 00:43:27,730 --> 00:43:30,399 - What is it? - I'm pregnant. 565 00:43:30,483 --> 00:43:34,320 It's not yours. It's from before I met you. 566 00:43:37,657 --> 00:43:40,409 So, are we still on for dinner on Friday? 567 00:43:46,791 --> 00:43:49,252 You're okay, Noel. Whoever you are. 568 00:43:49,335 --> 00:43:52,338 What'd you have to tell me? 569 00:43:52,421 --> 00:43:56,926 You're not gonna believe this, but, uh, I'm pregnant too, and it is yours. 570 00:43:57,009 --> 00:44:00,179 How's that for coincidences? 571 00:44:35,464 --> 00:44:37,884 Careful. Excuse me. 572 00:44:37,967 --> 00:44:41,137 Sorry. What's his problem? 573 00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:43,514 - Where are we? - Right over here. 574 00:44:43,598 --> 00:44:47,101 Thank god we're on the aisle. I gotta pee every five minutes. 575 00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:49,478 Quit whinin' about your broken water! 576 00:44:49,562 --> 00:44:54,066 I've had these tickets for six months and we're not leaving now! 577 00:44:55,902 --> 00:44:57,820 I'll be fine. 578 00:46:07,056 --> 00:46:10,768 That's a jeté lift. 579 00:46:43,217 --> 00:46:47,722 - That's a sissone lancé. - Would you get over yourself. 580 00:46:53,311 --> 00:46:58,691 Oh, look. That's called... "Ouch, my balls!" 581 00:47:06,699 --> 00:47:10,161 Is this... is this good? I mean, this is a great ballet? 582 00:47:10,244 --> 00:47:12,496 How would I know? Never saw one before. 583 00:47:12,580 --> 00:47:15,916 I just thought you'd like it. 584 00:47:17,877 --> 00:47:19,879 I do. 585 00:48:16,268 --> 00:48:18,229 What? 586 00:48:18,270 --> 00:48:21,023 What are you doin'? 587 00:48:21,107 --> 00:48:22,983 Makin' pizza. 588 00:48:23,067 --> 00:48:25,111 Pizza don't come on English muffins. 589 00:48:25,194 --> 00:48:27,113 Vinnie used to love my pizzelles. 590 00:48:27,196 --> 00:48:30,950 You never really cooked for him much, did you? 591 00:48:31,033 --> 00:48:33,494 - I admit, I never sprayed his food. - Very funny. 592 00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:36,497 You laugh alone in bed at night? 593 00:48:43,629 --> 00:48:45,881 What are you doin'? 594 00:48:45,965 --> 00:48:47,925 It's my breathing exercises. 595 00:48:48,008 --> 00:48:50,094 - That can't be good for the baby. - It's lamaze. 596 00:48:50,177 --> 00:48:53,889 Fine. When the kid gets asthma, god forbid, don't come runnin' to me. 597 00:48:54,014 --> 00:48:56,892 - You can't be serious! - Come on, I'm watching! 598 00:48:56,976 --> 00:49:01,772 In my day, women did not need lamaze or vcrs in the delivery room. 599 00:49:01,856 --> 00:49:04,066 They all had drugs. They slept through the whole thing. 600 00:49:04,108 --> 00:49:07,611 Really? I can tell you there were a lot fewer caesareans. 601 00:49:07,695 --> 00:49:11,949 'Cause the mothers were all 22. They didn't wait to get their careers goin' before kids. 602 00:49:12,032 --> 00:49:15,244 Because motherhood was a career, the most important career! 603 00:49:15,286 --> 00:49:17,496 Yeah, well, the pay stinks. 604 00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:22,418 It amazes me how people who have never been through it know exactly what you're doin' wrong. 605 00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:25,921 Angie! - No, tell her. She's always on my case with little digs. 606 00:49:26,005 --> 00:49:28,299 It'd be so much easier for me if Vinnie were still around. 607 00:49:28,382 --> 00:49:30,742 I'm not gaining enough weight for my height... - You're not. 608 00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:33,053 'Cause I'm eatin' sprayed food. Two more weeks of this... 609 00:49:33,095 --> 00:49:37,558 That's enough! - Kathy, when you have a baby come and talk to me. 610 00:49:37,641 --> 00:49:40,686 Until then, don't stick your nose where it ain't never been. 611 00:49:40,769 --> 00:49:43,689 Excuse me. 612 00:49:46,942 --> 00:49:50,404 - What? What'd I do? - I hope you're happy now! 613 00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:53,824 She has been there, Angie. She lost a baby her first marriage. 614 00:49:53,908 --> 00:49:55,844 - Didn't live an hour. - How am I supposed to know that? 615 00:49:55,868 --> 00:49:59,163 You weren't! You were just supposed to be a little nicer. 616 00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:02,458 You're supposed to treat her like your mother. 617 00:50:06,170 --> 00:50:09,298 I just don't think it's right, the whole thing with Noel. 618 00:50:09,381 --> 00:50:11,425 Don't start, please. 619 00:50:11,467 --> 00:50:13,969 You see him, what, once, twice a week? 620 00:50:14,094 --> 00:50:16,222 - He never met your parents. - Oh, yeah. 621 00:50:16,305 --> 00:50:19,892 And you never talk about what's gonna happen after the baby's born. 622 00:50:19,975 --> 00:50:21,977 He's my vacation from all that. 623 00:50:22,061 --> 00:50:25,564 How do you know what kind of father he's gonna be? 624 00:50:25,648 --> 00:50:28,526 When I was pregnant, all Jerry ever talked about... 625 00:50:28,609 --> 00:50:31,070 Was how he was gonna teach the kids stick ball. 626 00:50:31,153 --> 00:50:35,074 I guess they can't all be Jerry, huh? 627 00:50:35,157 --> 00:50:37,952 I'm sorry. Could we just do this please? 628 00:50:37,993 --> 00:50:41,997 Yeah, sure. Except you're eatin' the whole focal point. 629 00:50:42,122 --> 00:50:44,333 I ain't using this as no focal point. 630 00:50:44,416 --> 00:50:46,752 Ain't you got something else? 631 00:50:46,794 --> 00:50:50,256 You gonna bring a roll of cookie dough in the delivery room? - Why not? 632 00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:52,508 - Maybe, I don't know. - What've you got? 633 00:50:52,550 --> 00:50:54,885 How 'bout this? 634 00:50:54,969 --> 00:50:59,807 I bet this will give you something to concentrate on when you're in labor! 635 00:50:59,890 --> 00:51:01,642 If I had this, I wouldn't be in labor. 636 00:51:01,725 --> 00:51:04,645 - Give it to me. I need it! - It's mine now! 637 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,358 Hey, you ready? I got the kids waitin' in the car. 638 00:51:09,441 --> 00:51:12,528 What the hell is so funny? 639 00:51:12,611 --> 00:51:16,490 Nothing. We were just talkin' about Tina's old boyfriend. - He was so plastic! 640 00:51:16,532 --> 00:51:19,368 Finish it on the phone, will ya? It's all you do anyway. 641 00:51:19,451 --> 00:51:23,163 Fuckin' $100 phone bills. And those calls ain't mine, you know that, teen. 642 00:51:23,205 --> 00:51:27,960 Why not? You're the only one who's home all day. - That's real nice. That's... 643 00:51:30,671 --> 00:51:33,340 What the hell is this? 644 00:51:33,424 --> 00:51:35,718 Well, well, well! 645 00:51:35,801 --> 00:51:38,429 You girls havin' a little afternoon delight, huh? - Yeah. 646 00:51:38,512 --> 00:51:41,140 When did you pull this out of mothballs? 647 00:51:41,223 --> 00:51:44,852 When she realized at least that thing made noise in bed. 648 00:51:46,437 --> 00:51:49,481 She only got this in the first place because I wouldn't fuck her. 649 00:51:49,565 --> 00:51:52,401 Jerry, if I was her, iwouldn't fuck you with a rented vagina. 650 00:51:52,484 --> 00:51:55,571 You got some mouth. No wonder Vinnie dumped you. 651 00:51:55,654 --> 00:51:59,950 What the fuck is this? A body block from Petunia pig? 652 00:52:00,034 --> 00:52:03,077 - I can't tell. Which one of you two is pregnant? - Shut up and let's go. 653 00:52:03,078 --> 00:52:04,705 Don't tell me to shut up. 654 00:52:04,788 --> 00:52:07,267 You just can't take I'm the only one who tells you the truth, teen. 655 00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:11,420 You're a real Saint. - If it wasn't for me makin' fun, she'd weigh 500 pounds. 656 00:52:11,503 --> 00:52:13,964 - She looks great. - Oh, yeah? 657 00:52:14,006 --> 00:52:16,300 - Come here. What size is this? - Come on. 658 00:52:16,342 --> 00:52:19,678 Cut it out! - Tell me what size it is! Eighteen? Eighteen, huh? 659 00:52:19,762 --> 00:52:23,390 - That's not a size, it's a voting age. - Get out of my fucking house! 660 00:52:23,474 --> 00:52:25,768 Ooh! What a pair of ladies we got here. 661 00:52:25,851 --> 00:52:28,437 Little miss toilet mouth and orchid, the killer whale. 662 00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:30,606 Let's just go, okay? I'm sorry, Angie. 663 00:52:30,689 --> 00:52:33,067 What are you sorry for? Don't you apologize for me! 664 00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:36,904 - Get your fuckin' hands off her! - I know the two of you are get up to! 665 00:52:36,945 --> 00:52:40,574 Talk about what a fuckin' loser I am! How I can't find a fuckin' job! 666 00:52:40,658 --> 00:52:43,702 Well, your kid's gonna be a bastard! 667 00:52:43,786 --> 00:52:46,598 And who the hell do you think's gonna put up with you except a loser like me? 668 00:52:46,622 --> 00:52:48,707 Dad, leave her alone. 669 00:52:48,791 --> 00:52:52,544 I told you guys to stay in the car! 670 00:52:52,628 --> 00:52:54,630 Okay, go, go, go. 671 00:52:56,048 --> 00:52:59,051 - You fuckhead! - Yeah, tell it to your gynecologist. 672 00:53:45,097 --> 00:53:47,558 Go to sleep. 673 00:54:36,857 --> 00:54:39,943 I'll get you right now. 674 00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:49,203 Noel! Noel! 675 00:54:51,163 --> 00:54:53,081 Noel. 676 00:54:53,165 --> 00:54:54,792 - Hi. - Hey, happy Christmas. 677 00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:58,378 - Where ya been? - My plane was late. Where's Angie? 678 00:54:58,462 --> 00:55:02,090 She's not ready. Come here. I'll get you a drink. 679 00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:12,643 All right, everybody. If you could clear the dance floor please. 680 00:55:12,726 --> 00:55:15,312 Thank you. 681 00:55:15,395 --> 00:55:18,315 Tonight we have a very special visitor... 682 00:55:18,398 --> 00:55:20,818 - Straight from the north pole. - Yeah. 683 00:55:23,612 --> 00:55:26,615 Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. Ho-ho-ho. Merry Christmas. 684 00:55:26,698 --> 00:55:30,452 - Is that who I think it is? - Yes. 685 00:55:30,494 --> 00:55:33,747 - Okay, Tony, give me a hand. - You goin' up there? 686 00:55:42,297 --> 00:55:45,175 All right. 687 00:55:45,217 --> 00:55:47,970 - Give me your hand. - Oh, oh, oh, oh. 688 00:55:53,475 --> 00:55:56,186 I got a special one for you, baby. 689 00:56:04,027 --> 00:56:06,530 Yeah! 690 00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:16,039 Oh, Angie! 691 00:56:33,056 --> 00:56:34,558 Whoo! 692 00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:49,740 Angie. Oh, my god, Angie. 693 00:56:49,823 --> 00:56:53,243 Oh, my god, it's the baby! 694 00:56:57,998 --> 00:57:00,459 Yeah. Don't worry. I took care of it. 695 00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:03,921 Keep breathing. Take it easy. 696 00:57:09,384 --> 00:57:12,137 Hang in there. 697 00:57:12,220 --> 00:57:15,557 You're gonna be all right. - Excuse me, she's having a baby. Where's maternity? 698 00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:18,060 - Fifth. - Five. Fifth floor. 699 00:57:18,101 --> 00:57:20,312 - Oh, I'm having another... - Gimme the chair. 700 00:57:20,395 --> 00:57:23,732 - Come on. In your nose, out of your mouth. - You're okay. 701 00:57:23,815 --> 00:57:26,360 - Thank you. Sit down. - Got a chair right behind you. 702 00:57:26,401 --> 00:57:28,946 In your nose, out of your mouth. You gotta breathe. 703 00:57:29,029 --> 00:57:32,658 In... good. Out... good, Angela. 704 00:57:32,741 --> 00:57:36,703 - Here we go. Here we go. - In... out. 705 00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:38,997 Tony, she's preregistered. Check her in, please. 706 00:57:39,081 --> 00:57:41,083 - Name? - Angie scaci... 707 00:57:41,124 --> 00:57:46,213 Uh, scacca... how do you pronounce Angie's last name? 708 00:57:46,254 --> 00:57:49,257 - Where's Dr. Gould? - Maybe he's stuck in traffic. 709 00:57:49,299 --> 00:57:52,386 I hope he gets here soon. Are you the coach? - I'm the coach. 710 00:57:52,511 --> 00:57:55,347 Only the coach is allowed on the I.D.R. Out of the way. Orderly! 711 00:57:55,389 --> 00:57:57,724 - Stay with me. Don't leave me! - I can't. 712 00:57:57,808 --> 00:58:01,395 He's gonna be there when you get out. I'm right here. 713 00:58:01,436 --> 00:58:04,940 - Breathe, Angie. - That's a girl. 714 00:58:05,023 --> 00:58:07,401 You're doing great. 715 00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:09,444 Hold on. I'm comin'. 716 00:58:09,528 --> 00:58:12,364 - One, two, three. - Where am I goin'? 717 00:58:17,577 --> 00:58:20,497 She's gonna be a mother. 718 00:58:23,166 --> 00:58:26,294 - Uh, do you wanna give this to Angie for me? - Oh, sure. 719 00:58:30,215 --> 00:58:32,634 - Breathe with me. - Oooh, I'm dying! 720 00:58:32,676 --> 00:58:36,138 - You're not dying. Breathe. - I can't do it! I gotta go home! 721 00:58:36,221 --> 00:58:39,683 - Yes, you can. You're not breathing. - Help me, somebody! 722 00:58:39,766 --> 00:58:41,685 - Come on, breathe. - It's all right, Angie. 723 00:58:41,768 --> 00:58:45,147 - Help me! - Look at me. Look at your friend. 724 00:58:45,230 --> 00:58:47,232 That's a girl. 725 00:58:50,652 --> 00:58:52,904 S-c-a-c-c... 726 00:58:52,946 --> 00:58:55,699 I-a-p-e-n-s-i-e-r-i. 727 00:58:55,741 --> 00:58:58,285 Scacciapensieri. 728 00:58:58,410 --> 00:59:02,497 Sorry, we don't have a scaccia-whatever in the computer. 729 00:59:02,622 --> 00:59:05,500 I have an Angie scotch-and-soda. 730 00:59:05,625 --> 00:59:09,046 - Where? That's my patient. - Hello, doctor. She's in delivery. 731 00:59:09,129 --> 00:59:13,133 Thanks. Are you the grandparents? 732 00:59:13,216 --> 00:59:15,635 Don't worry. 733 00:59:15,719 --> 00:59:18,263 We'll take good care of her. 734 00:59:20,265 --> 00:59:23,518 Dr. Thorn, dial 1-8-2, please. 735 00:59:25,771 --> 00:59:28,065 - How ya doin'? Where is she? - Good. 736 00:59:28,148 --> 00:59:30,275 - Inside. - How's she doin'? 737 00:59:30,358 --> 00:59:32,277 Is that her? 738 00:59:32,319 --> 00:59:34,404 Five, six, seven, eight... 739 00:59:34,488 --> 00:59:39,743 People, people, I'm gonna have to ask you again, please wait in the lobby. 740 00:59:39,785 --> 00:59:41,995 We need these hallways clear. 741 00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:46,416 - That hurts too much! - One more time. Don't waste it. 742 00:59:46,458 --> 00:59:48,418 - I ca... - Push, push. 743 00:59:48,460 --> 00:59:50,962 - No, I can't. It hurts! - Come on. 744 00:59:51,046 --> 00:59:53,548 That's good. 745 00:59:53,632 --> 00:59:56,843 Oh! That was a big one! Itwon't be long now. 746 00:59:56,927 --> 00:59:59,471 - You're doin' great. - Yes, you can. You can. 747 00:59:59,554 --> 01:00:04,518 Just change hands one second 'cause I can't quite... - I want my epidural! 748 01:00:04,559 --> 01:00:06,895 Oh, I told you. It's too late for an epidural. 749 01:00:06,978 --> 01:00:10,065 Tell him I still think it would be worth doing. - No. 750 01:00:10,148 --> 01:00:12,734 - No! - Come on, Angie, push! 751 01:00:12,818 --> 01:00:15,362 - Die! - Angie, focus. 752 01:00:15,445 --> 01:00:19,282 I brought the focal point. I got the focal point. 753 01:00:19,324 --> 01:00:21,910 Okay, right here, baby. Come on. 754 01:00:21,993 --> 01:00:24,704 It's-it's all I had in... 755 01:00:24,788 --> 01:00:26,706 Breathe, now. Breathe. 756 01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:29,417 - Focus on this. - Get this the fuck outta here! 757 01:00:29,501 --> 01:00:34,297 Angie, listen to me. There's something I like mothers to do during deliveries... 758 01:00:34,339 --> 01:00:37,384 To help them concentrate on pushing and that's to sing. 759 01:00:37,467 --> 01:00:39,594 What? 760 01:00:39,678 --> 01:00:43,348 It's a medical fact that you can't panic while you're singing Marvin hamlisch. 761 01:00:43,431 --> 01:00:46,476 One singular sensation. 762 01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:50,230 Every little step she takes ba-ba-da-ba-ba-da-ba. 763 01:00:50,313 --> 01:00:54,401 - But I can't. - One thrilling combination. 764 01:00:54,442 --> 01:00:58,321 - What's happening to me? - Every move that she makes bum-buh-da-bah-da. 765 01:00:58,405 --> 01:01:01,741 You don't know that song, we could do... Kiss today good-bye. 766 01:01:01,825 --> 01:01:05,579 No, I know the song. I just don't feel like singing! 767 01:01:05,620 --> 01:01:07,747 I think I know what's best. 768 01:01:07,831 --> 01:01:09,624 Listen, shortstuff! 769 01:01:09,666 --> 01:01:13,170 The day you try and pass a ten-pound bowling ball through the head of your dick... 770 01:01:13,253 --> 01:01:17,591 I will sing the whole fucking score to phantom of the opera... 771 01:01:17,632 --> 01:01:21,052 Okay, this is doctor's orders, Angie. Push! 772 01:01:21,136 --> 01:01:24,598 One singular sensation. 773 01:01:24,639 --> 01:01:27,309 Every fuckin' step she takes. 774 01:01:27,392 --> 01:01:32,647 - Breathe in and push. - One thrilling combination. 775 01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:36,026 Every fucking move she makes. 776 01:01:36,109 --> 01:01:40,405 Warning, now, don't make me cranky. Please wait in the lobby. 777 01:01:40,488 --> 01:01:43,366 - You're doing great. - The baby's crowning. 778 01:01:43,450 --> 01:01:46,328 - Oh, it burns! - Don't push. 779 01:01:46,369 --> 01:01:48,371 Don't push. Don't push. Breathe. 780 01:01:48,455 --> 01:01:51,708 Oh, I gotta push. 781 01:01:51,791 --> 01:01:55,003 - No, you don't. - I'm just suctioning out the fluids now. 782 01:01:55,086 --> 01:01:58,590 - Come on, push. - Help me, help me! 783 01:01:58,673 --> 01:02:03,011 - Angie, I can see it. - All right, come on now. One more push. 784 01:02:03,053 --> 01:02:04,846 This is the last one. Here we go. 785 01:02:04,930 --> 01:02:07,307 - Bear down. Bear down. Bear down. - Another push. 786 01:02:07,390 --> 01:02:10,352 - Bear down. Bear down. There you go. - Come on. 787 01:02:10,435 --> 01:02:12,812 It's a boy! 788 01:02:12,896 --> 01:02:16,191 - It's a boy! - Oh, my god! 789 01:02:16,274 --> 01:02:17,692 2:14. 790 01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:20,862 Oh, my god, look at his balls! He's Italian, all right. 791 01:02:20,946 --> 01:02:24,991 - He's Italian! You got a boy! - Thank you. 792 01:02:25,075 --> 01:02:27,494 Call pediatrics. 793 01:02:27,535 --> 01:02:30,664 What for? Oh, his arm. 794 01:02:30,747 --> 01:02:33,041 What? What's wrong with his arm? 795 01:02:37,087 --> 01:02:39,589 Doc? 796 01:02:39,673 --> 01:02:43,176 There's a little problem, but before we get hysterical... 797 01:02:43,218 --> 01:02:46,471 We're just gonna clean him up, call pediatrics and have them evaluate it. 798 01:02:46,554 --> 01:02:48,807 - Can't I hold my baby? - Of course you can. 799 01:02:48,890 --> 01:02:51,226 - As soon as he's ready. - The baby's stable, doctor. 800 01:02:51,268 --> 01:02:53,561 - Tina? - Angie. 801 01:02:53,645 --> 01:02:57,691 I'm-I'm just gonna tell everybody you got a boy. 802 01:03:09,953 --> 01:03:12,163 - Vinnie. - Tina, what is it? 803 01:03:12,247 --> 01:03:14,582 What's wrong? 804 01:03:20,714 --> 01:03:23,466 Here's your beautiful baby. 805 01:03:23,550 --> 01:03:25,969 There we go. 806 01:03:26,052 --> 01:03:28,930 That's a boy. 807 01:03:55,707 --> 01:03:59,044 Looks like a broken wing. 808 01:03:59,085 --> 01:04:01,588 Like a tiny broken wing. 809 01:04:13,350 --> 01:04:17,812 Oh, it must be bad. Aunt violetta ain't cracked a smile since 1967. 810 01:04:17,896 --> 01:04:21,399 Always with a sense of humor. That's your great strength. - You look beautiful. 811 01:04:21,441 --> 01:04:24,277 Oh, yeah. Right. Hey, pop. 812 01:04:24,319 --> 01:04:26,112 - Hi, Angie. - She really looks good. 813 01:04:26,154 --> 01:04:27,822 Aunt Louisa, how ya doin'? 814 01:04:27,906 --> 01:04:30,742 Long time no see. 815 01:04:30,784 --> 01:04:32,786 Oh, Louisa, come on. 816 01:04:32,827 --> 01:04:36,998 Come on, come on. 817 01:04:39,376 --> 01:04:42,796 - It's all right. Don't worry. - Don't take it seriously! 818 01:04:42,837 --> 01:04:44,839 Aw, there he is. 819 01:04:44,923 --> 01:04:48,259 The champ. 820 01:04:48,301 --> 01:04:51,596 Okay, now. 821 01:04:51,638 --> 01:04:54,933 There's only one visitor allowed during feeding time. - That's the grandfather. 822 01:04:54,974 --> 01:04:56,976 - No, no. - I'll see you later. 823 01:04:57,018 --> 01:04:59,813 We'll come back later. What's the big deal? 824 01:04:59,854 --> 01:05:03,316 Where's Noel? - I don't know. I haven't seen him since last night. 825 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:05,443 - Okay. - I'll see ya later. 826 01:05:05,527 --> 01:05:08,446 - All right. - Hey, Vinnie, stay. 827 01:05:10,281 --> 01:05:14,119 I don't know, ange. - He ain't gonna do nothin' to me you ain't done yourself. 828 01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:17,956 So, you're gonna try nursing. 829 01:05:23,086 --> 01:05:26,756 You know, all the babies in the nursery are pulling for him. 830 01:05:26,798 --> 01:05:30,260 I swear they're all a part of some secret society. 831 01:05:30,343 --> 01:05:33,930 They all communicate with each other without words. 832 01:05:34,013 --> 01:05:37,517 You don't say? They teach you that in nursing school? 833 01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:41,980 - You hang around babies long enough, you pick up things. - What do you think, vin? 834 01:05:42,021 --> 01:05:45,191 He's gonna be okay. He's a good-iookin' kid. 835 01:05:45,275 --> 01:05:47,193 Yeah. 836 01:05:47,277 --> 01:05:52,282 Hold the baby... like this so he can latch on. 837 01:05:52,323 --> 01:05:55,452 Okay, come on. There you go. 838 01:05:57,537 --> 01:06:00,039 - He ain't takin' it. - He's not in a good position. 839 01:06:00,123 --> 01:06:03,084 Okay, here. There we go. 840 01:06:03,168 --> 01:06:05,086 There we go. 841 01:06:08,465 --> 01:06:12,635 He don't... he don't want it. He keeps turning away. 842 01:06:12,677 --> 01:06:15,889 - Maybe he ain't hungry. - No, he don't want me. 843 01:06:15,930 --> 01:06:17,265 - Be calm. - Come on. 844 01:06:17,348 --> 01:06:19,684 This happens. This happens. 845 01:06:19,767 --> 01:06:23,229 Babies are... very mysterious. 846 01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:26,900 - He can go a long time without eating. - Just take it easy. 847 01:06:32,655 --> 01:06:35,450 - He don't want me. - Okay. 848 01:06:35,533 --> 01:06:39,454 - Oh, god. - What if I take him away for a while? 849 01:06:39,496 --> 01:06:42,624 - I'll bring him back later, okay? - Yeah. 850 01:06:42,665 --> 01:06:44,834 There you go, little fella. 851 01:06:44,918 --> 01:06:47,879 Okay, you're just a little cranky. 852 01:06:47,962 --> 01:06:50,465 You had a rough day. 853 01:07:05,772 --> 01:07:07,815 Technically it's called... 854 01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:11,319 A congenital longitudinal deficiency of the radius or "club hand." 855 01:07:11,402 --> 01:07:15,281 Now what that means is... he's missing one of the two bones in his forearm. 856 01:07:15,365 --> 01:07:18,743 - This one, right here. - Okay. 857 01:07:18,826 --> 01:07:20,870 It's nothing you did. 858 01:07:20,954 --> 01:07:23,665 It's not because you had a glass of wine in the second month. 859 01:07:23,748 --> 01:07:25,708 It's just something that happens... 860 01:07:25,750 --> 01:07:28,920 In one out of about every 300,000 births. 861 01:07:29,003 --> 01:07:32,715 - It's also not genetic. - Thank god. 862 01:07:32,799 --> 01:07:35,843 Now, he's gonna need some operations. 863 01:07:35,885 --> 01:07:39,639 - How many? - As many as it takes to make it right. 864 01:07:39,722 --> 01:07:43,893 Look, what I like to say is he's gonna do better than you expect... 865 01:07:43,977 --> 01:07:46,563 And maybe not as good as you'd hoped. 866 01:07:46,646 --> 01:07:50,441 What exactly are you saying? Will he be able to tie shoes? - Yes. 867 01:07:50,525 --> 01:07:55,029 - Will he be able to throw a ball? - Yes. Maybe not a killer curve ball. 868 01:07:55,113 --> 01:07:59,367 Long-sleeve shirts are gonna be a little tougher to buy. Now... 869 01:07:59,409 --> 01:08:04,497 There are internal complications associated with this that we're gonna watch out for. 870 01:08:04,581 --> 01:08:06,958 - Like what? - Heart problems. 871 01:08:07,041 --> 01:08:09,877 - Lung problems. Kidneys. - Why? 872 01:08:09,919 --> 01:08:15,300 Because what caused the defect in the arm could affect the major organs as they form. 873 01:08:15,383 --> 01:08:19,929 Or, Angela, he could just sail right through. 874 01:08:20,013 --> 01:08:23,516 The bottom line is... we think he's gonna be a regular kid. 875 01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:45,079 Keep him covered. Come on, under the umbrella. 876 01:08:51,294 --> 01:08:54,047 Come on, you're home now. 877 01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:58,217 Yes, you come right in here. Oh, I gotta see him for a minute. 878 01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:02,889 Let's go upstairs. 879 01:09:05,767 --> 01:09:08,061 He's so sweet. 880 01:09:17,737 --> 01:09:19,697 It looks nice. 881 01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:24,077 Thank you both. - Kathy worked like a dog gettin' it ready. 882 01:09:24,118 --> 01:09:27,580 Aw, don't exaggerate. I vacuumed. I made the bed. 883 01:09:27,664 --> 01:09:31,000 Oh. It's beautiful. I appreciate it. 884 01:09:33,753 --> 01:09:37,715 I guess you'd like to be alone a little bit. We'll see you later. 885 01:09:42,261 --> 01:09:44,639 - I'll call you later. Okay? - Okay. 886 01:09:44,722 --> 01:09:47,016 - Great. Okay. - Thank you. 887 01:10:03,324 --> 01:10:07,578 I baptize you in the name of the father, and of the son... 888 01:10:07,662 --> 01:10:10,373 And of the holy spirit. 889 01:10:10,456 --> 01:10:12,417 God, the father of our lord, Jesus Christ... 890 01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:15,545 Has freed you from sin and welcomed you... 891 01:10:15,628 --> 01:10:18,172 Into his holy people. 892 01:10:18,297 --> 01:10:22,635 He now anoints you with the prism of salvation. 893 01:10:22,719 --> 01:10:26,139 May he keep the flame of faith alive in his heart. 894 01:10:26,180 --> 01:10:31,102 And when the lord comes, may he go out to meet him with all the saints in the heavenly kingdom. 895 01:10:31,144 --> 01:10:34,731 So you may live always as a member of his body... 896 01:10:34,814 --> 01:10:36,774 Shanng evedasfinglfie. 897 01:10:36,858 --> 01:10:39,652 Amen. 898 01:10:42,655 --> 01:10:45,825 I'll be right back. 899 01:10:47,660 --> 01:10:51,789 Aunt Louisa, could you give us some cake, please? 900 01:10:53,916 --> 01:10:56,919 Would you like some cheese? 901 01:10:57,837 --> 01:11:00,214 Mangia. Mangia. 902 01:11:01,340 --> 01:11:03,968 Faster. Faster. 903 01:11:04,051 --> 01:11:08,097 It was beautiful. Beautiful ceremony. 904 01:11:08,139 --> 01:11:11,642 - He don't like me, simple as that. - Don't be crazy. 905 01:11:11,726 --> 01:11:15,897 He's colicky, that's all. - It's been a week. When's he gonna breast-feed? 906 01:11:15,980 --> 01:11:20,526 Put him down. You can't pick him up every time he cries. - Maybe Noel's bunny. 907 01:11:20,610 --> 01:11:23,821 Here's your bunny, darling. 908 01:11:23,863 --> 01:11:26,157 - Would you take him? - Sure. 909 01:11:26,199 --> 01:11:28,159 Where ya goin'? 910 01:11:28,201 --> 01:11:31,496 I have to go. I have to go out. 911 01:11:33,372 --> 01:11:38,336 Think of a name for him while you're out. It's embarrassing. 912 01:11:46,803 --> 01:11:50,139 - Hello? - Hi, Noel. It's Angie. 913 01:11:50,223 --> 01:11:53,267 Hello, Angie. Come on up. 914 01:11:58,523 --> 01:12:01,776 - Hey, you look great. - Today was the christening. 915 01:12:01,818 --> 01:12:05,780 - I had a baby. Maybe you heard. - Yeah, it was on CNN. 916 01:12:05,863 --> 01:12:09,116 - So, is he a he or is she a she? - He's a he. 917 01:12:09,158 --> 01:12:11,118 Great. Well done. 918 01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:15,915 Girls always wanna do stupid things like wear dresses and eat cottage cheese. 919 01:12:15,998 --> 01:12:18,960 - So, does he look like you? - Yeah. 920 01:12:19,043 --> 01:12:22,088 Panicked and exhausted. 921 01:12:22,171 --> 01:12:25,508 So, why didn't you come and see me in the hospital? 922 01:12:27,009 --> 01:12:29,554 I felt out of place. 923 01:12:29,637 --> 01:12:32,014 You felt out of place? 924 01:12:32,056 --> 01:12:35,184 Well, rise to the occasion, Noel. 925 01:12:35,268 --> 01:12:37,478 Everything's different now. 926 01:12:37,562 --> 01:12:41,941 I gotta know... If you're in this thing or not. 927 01:12:42,024 --> 01:12:46,696 Okay? So, make a commitment, one way or the other. 928 01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:50,199 All right. I'm not. 929 01:13:04,505 --> 01:13:09,969 So, what is it you've been doing with me for the last seven months? Playing? 930 01:13:10,052 --> 01:13:12,722 Yes. Weren't you? 931 01:13:12,805 --> 01:13:17,393 I just realized at the hospital that I couldn't play at being a father to your kid. 932 01:13:18,603 --> 01:13:21,147 So... lighten up. 933 01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:24,400 Don't tell me to lighten up, asshole. 934 01:13:24,483 --> 01:13:28,988 I have... I have shit goin' on in my life that you know nothin' about! 935 01:13:29,030 --> 01:13:32,301 Of course you're the only one. No one else has commitments that scare the shit out of them. 936 01:13:32,325 --> 01:13:36,704 You got commitments? What, are you married? 937 01:13:40,207 --> 01:13:42,877 You're married? 938 01:13:44,128 --> 01:13:46,547 Oh, you're married. 939 01:13:46,589 --> 01:13:49,717 What kind of an idiot am I? 940 01:13:51,552 --> 01:13:53,679 I forgot rule number one. 941 01:13:55,014 --> 01:13:57,516 I'm separated... sort of. 942 01:13:57,558 --> 01:14:00,353 Ooh, right. 943 01:14:00,394 --> 01:14:05,358 So, everything this whole time has been a lie? - Come on. 944 01:14:05,399 --> 01:14:09,111 How long did it take you to tell me about Vinnie? 945 01:14:09,195 --> 01:14:12,448 Or about the baby for that matter? 946 01:14:12,531 --> 01:14:15,618 If I lie... so do you. 947 01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:20,456 The thing is, I always thought that was the best thing about us as a couple. 948 01:14:20,539 --> 01:14:22,833 Huh. 949 01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:26,879 It's funny how havin' a kid changes everything. 950 01:14:26,963 --> 01:14:31,050 A week ago, this woulda really hurt. 951 01:14:31,884 --> 01:14:34,053 Angie. 952 01:14:34,136 --> 01:14:36,097 What? 953 01:14:37,139 --> 01:14:39,558 How's the baby? 954 01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:43,104 Oh. He's perfect. 955 01:15:13,259 --> 01:15:17,346 All right, just a second. I'm gonna nurse you if it takes all night. 956 01:15:21,726 --> 01:15:23,853 Jesus, Angie. 957 01:15:23,936 --> 01:15:27,106 He-he just reached for me. I-I... 958 01:15:27,189 --> 01:15:29,442 Oh, Jesus. Angie. 959 01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:33,571 Angie! 960 01:16:20,534 --> 01:16:24,538 No. I didn't call you so you could talk me out of it, Tina. 961 01:16:24,622 --> 01:16:27,625 I called so you could... Help me with... 962 01:16:27,708 --> 01:16:32,421 You have to explain it to everybody, okay? I-I-I-I have to get away. 963 01:16:32,463 --> 01:16:34,256 I have to go away... 964 01:16:34,298 --> 01:16:37,760 What if you don't find it? How long you gonna be gone? - I don't know. 965 01:16:37,843 --> 01:16:41,347 - Long enough to sort things out. - You got your own kid to take care of. 966 01:16:41,430 --> 01:16:45,434 I guess I'm just my mother's daughter. She ran and now I'm running. 967 01:16:45,518 --> 01:16:49,563 You don't have to find your mother. You help yourself. - Shit. I gotta go. 968 01:16:49,647 --> 01:16:52,817 Finding your mother isn't gonna help you now. - Bye. 969 01:16:52,900 --> 01:16:55,444 All aboard! 970 01:17:56,213 --> 01:18:00,718 Angie, some stories just have to tell themselves. 971 01:18:54,688 --> 01:18:57,107 Coffee? 972 01:18:57,191 --> 01:19:00,361 Yeah. You read my mind. 973 01:19:00,444 --> 01:19:03,614 Um... ma'am, are you all right? 974 01:19:03,697 --> 01:19:08,202 - Yeah. Why? - Well, uh... 975 01:19:10,329 --> 01:19:13,207 - Where's the ladies room? - It's right around the corner. 976 01:19:13,249 --> 01:19:15,542 Thank you. 977 01:20:08,304 --> 01:20:10,597 Tina! 978 01:20:12,433 --> 01:20:15,894 - Angela! That's her. Thank you. - Oh, my god! 979 01:20:15,936 --> 01:20:18,272 - Ange! - Tina! 980 01:20:20,482 --> 01:20:22,443 Baby. 981 01:20:23,819 --> 01:20:26,488 - What the hell are you doin' here? - I eat lunch here. 982 01:20:26,572 --> 01:20:29,551 What do you think I'm doin'? What happened to your hair? - I can't believe it. 983 01:20:29,575 --> 01:20:31,660 It fell out. 984 01:20:31,744 --> 01:20:34,913 - In a blunt cut, right? - I got lucky. 985 01:20:34,955 --> 01:20:36,957 Hey. 986 01:20:37,041 --> 01:20:41,295 Hey, findin' your mom's a big deal and I didn't want you doin' it alone, okay? 987 01:20:41,378 --> 01:20:45,424 So, I'm going with ya, okay? Come on, I'm goin'. 988 01:20:45,466 --> 01:20:48,969 I don't understand. How did you find me? - I'm a genius. 989 01:20:49,053 --> 01:20:52,598 I called the bus company, found out the route and then took a train to beat you. 990 01:20:52,639 --> 01:20:55,768 - And then after, you come back with me, right? - Where are the kids? 991 01:20:55,809 --> 01:20:58,812 At my sister's. She's got sega. You know they love that stuff. 992 01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:01,440 - What did Jerry say? - Ah, screw him. 993 01:21:01,523 --> 01:21:05,319 He'll be happy to have me out of his hair for a while. Thanks. 994 01:21:10,824 --> 01:21:13,410 Geez, it's like a friggin' morgue on wheels here. 995 01:21:13,494 --> 01:21:16,663 Hey, Daisy Mae. How ya doin'? 996 01:21:54,326 --> 01:21:58,288 - You sure this is it? - 4418, route 20, right? 997 01:21:58,372 --> 01:22:01,750 - Well, welcome to Texas. - Thanks. 998 01:22:38,245 --> 01:22:41,498 Come on! Give me a beer! 999 01:22:45,085 --> 01:22:47,713 Dwarf tossing? That is weird. 1000 01:22:47,796 --> 01:22:49,798 - What can I get ya? - Um... 1001 01:22:49,882 --> 01:22:54,094 - I'm lookin' for Jean Colombo. - She ain't here. 1002 01:22:54,178 --> 01:22:57,931 I'm her niece, Angela. Actually, I'm lookin' for my mother, joanne scacciapensieri. 1003 01:22:58,056 --> 01:23:02,644 You know her? - Jean Colombo doesn't own this bar anymore. She sold it to me. 1004 01:23:02,686 --> 01:23:05,939 Do you know where she went? 1005 01:23:06,064 --> 01:23:10,235 - It's important I find her. - Way out west I think. I really couldn't help you. 1006 01:23:10,319 --> 01:23:14,114 - Where does her mail go? - Honey, she's been gone 12 years already. 1007 01:23:14,198 --> 01:23:18,827 The only thing she gets is a Christmas card. I throw those out. 1008 01:23:18,911 --> 01:23:22,164 - What are you gonna do, right? - Hmm. 1009 01:23:26,335 --> 01:23:30,339 Come on. We gotta get to town. 1010 01:23:32,382 --> 01:23:34,468 Come on. 1011 01:23:34,551 --> 01:23:37,596 Hey, I'm not goin' back. 1012 01:23:37,679 --> 01:23:41,558 - Not goin' home? - No. 1013 01:23:41,642 --> 01:23:44,520 What are you sayin', Angie? You're not goin' back? 1014 01:23:44,561 --> 01:23:47,856 Not for the baby? Not for nothin'? 1015 01:23:47,940 --> 01:23:51,944 No, it's better. Pop and Kathy can raise him. 1016 01:23:51,985 --> 01:23:55,239 I know you can be cold sometimes, but you got a baby now, Angela. 1017 01:23:55,322 --> 01:23:58,575 - You don't understand. - No, I understand. 1018 01:23:58,659 --> 01:24:02,788 I understand that if you don't go back, he's gonna have to be by himself with doctors. 1019 01:24:02,871 --> 01:24:06,542 That you are gonna put him through the same shit you went through your whole life? 1020 01:24:06,625 --> 01:24:09,169 He don't want me. I know that sounds crazy... 1021 01:24:09,253 --> 01:24:11,213 But it's like he knows everything is my fault. 1022 01:24:11,255 --> 01:24:14,424 That is pathetic. To throw your fucked-upness onto that poor little baby! 1023 01:24:14,508 --> 01:24:16,593 I don't deserve him. 1024 01:24:16,677 --> 01:24:18,971 You don't deserve him? You're his mother! 1025 01:24:19,012 --> 01:24:23,934 You are so selfish, Angela! You come over like this regular girl. 1026 01:24:24,017 --> 01:24:26,246 Meanwhile, you do whatever you wanna do and you don't care... 1027 01:24:26,270 --> 01:24:29,940 You shut your face! If you hate me so much, why are you my friend? 1028 01:24:30,023 --> 01:24:33,610 I've been asking that question. When I think how holier than thou you are about Jerry... 1029 01:24:33,694 --> 01:24:35,571 Oh, please! 1030 01:24:35,612 --> 01:24:39,950 I will tell you one thing. He would never ever leave his own flesh and blood. 1031 01:24:40,033 --> 01:24:45,289 I'm goin, okay! I am not gonna be part of this sickness! I'm goin' back home! 1032 01:26:16,421 --> 01:26:18,465 How is she? 1033 01:26:18,548 --> 01:26:21,385 Did she have a good day? 1034 01:26:21,426 --> 01:26:23,679 I didn't. 1035 01:26:30,602 --> 01:26:34,356 Aunt Jean. - What do you want, Angie? Why don't you go on home? 1036 01:26:34,439 --> 01:26:36,483 I know she's in there. I wanna see her. 1037 01:26:36,566 --> 01:26:39,420 You go on back to your life and let us get on with ours. - She's my mother. 1038 01:26:39,444 --> 01:26:42,322 - You don't wanna know about your mother! - The hell I don't! 1039 01:26:42,406 --> 01:26:44,783 - Get out of my way! Mama? - I promised your daddy. 1040 01:26:44,866 --> 01:26:46,910 - Angie, wait a minute. - Mama? 1041 01:26:49,121 --> 01:26:50,455 Mama. 1042 01:26:57,254 --> 01:26:59,047 Mama? 1043 01:26:59,131 --> 01:27:02,718 She's schizophrenic. 1044 01:27:06,471 --> 01:27:09,307 You can go to bed now, alba. 1045 01:27:09,391 --> 01:27:13,270 Okay. Good night, joanne. 1046 01:27:16,815 --> 01:27:19,151 Thank you. 1047 01:27:19,192 --> 01:27:24,322 She's on medication, but she don't really function. 1048 01:27:26,158 --> 01:27:29,286 Most of the time she just sits there. 1049 01:27:29,369 --> 01:27:31,288 I'm sorry. 1050 01:27:31,371 --> 01:27:34,040 Joanne. 1051 01:27:34,124 --> 01:27:37,627 Joanne. Honey, look who's here. 1052 01:27:37,711 --> 01:27:41,047 Look who's here all the way from New York City. 1053 01:27:41,131 --> 01:27:43,550 That's Angie, honey. That's your daughter. 1054 01:27:45,802 --> 01:27:48,472 Hi, mama. 1055 01:27:49,473 --> 01:27:52,809 You talk to her. 1056 01:27:52,893 --> 01:27:55,228 I'll leave you alone with her and you just talk to her. 1057 01:27:55,312 --> 01:27:59,524 - I don't know what to say. - Angie, honey, it's your mama. 1058 01:27:59,608 --> 01:28:02,110 You'll think of somethin'. 1059 01:28:11,745 --> 01:28:14,289 Hey, you want a light for that? 1060 01:28:34,476 --> 01:28:36,728 I never knew you smoked. 1061 01:28:38,230 --> 01:28:40,690 Isn't that funny? 1062 01:28:40,774 --> 01:28:43,902 Of course I don't know hardly nothin' about you. 1063 01:28:49,282 --> 01:28:51,660 Hey, I know what. 1064 01:28:51,743 --> 01:28:53,662 Here. 1065 01:28:54,704 --> 01:28:56,832 See? Remember? 1066 01:28:57,833 --> 01:28:59,751 Here. 1067 01:29:01,169 --> 01:29:05,006 That's how I looked the last time you saw me. 1068 01:29:05,090 --> 01:29:07,425 Remember? 1069 01:29:14,850 --> 01:29:17,811 I have thought about you for so long. 1070 01:29:19,020 --> 01:29:21,481 About this moment. 1071 01:29:33,827 --> 01:29:35,787 Oh, my god. 1072 01:30:26,796 --> 01:30:29,132 Oh, my god! 1073 01:30:58,703 --> 01:31:02,040 I always thought you left us for somethin' better. 1074 01:31:02,082 --> 01:31:05,377 And I was gonna do the same. 1075 01:31:06,753 --> 01:31:10,090 I had it so wrong. 1076 01:31:15,762 --> 01:31:17,722 Mamam 1077 01:31:18,515 --> 01:31:21,559 I left my baby. 1078 01:31:23,269 --> 01:31:27,107 Now I don't know what the hell I was thinkin'. 1079 01:31:29,609 --> 01:31:32,237 I love him, mama. 1080 01:31:32,278 --> 01:31:36,449 I love him so much... But is that enough? 1081 01:32:04,227 --> 01:32:06,354 Hello? 1082 01:32:06,438 --> 01:32:09,357 - Who's that? Aunt Vicky? - Angela! 1083 01:32:09,441 --> 01:32:11,693 - Put my pop on. - You just missed him. 1084 01:32:11,776 --> 01:32:14,779 Maybe if you wait, you could catch him at the hospital. 1085 01:32:14,863 --> 01:32:18,033 - Hospital? What are you talkin' about? - Where are you? 1086 01:32:18,116 --> 01:32:21,077 Do you know what an earthquake you caused here? - What hospital? 1087 01:32:21,161 --> 01:32:25,290 Oh, Jesus, Angie. Sean is really sick. 1088 01:32:25,373 --> 01:32:27,333 Who's Sean? 1089 01:33:01,326 --> 01:33:04,537 Excuse me? What floor are the sick babies? - Angie? 1090 01:33:04,621 --> 01:33:07,540 - Pop! Oh, my god. - What are you doin' here? 1091 01:33:07,582 --> 01:33:10,168 What happened to the baby? Is he all right? - He's alive! 1092 01:33:10,210 --> 01:33:12,462 - Thank god. Pop. - What the hell do you care? 1093 01:33:12,545 --> 01:33:16,007 A mother who runs out on her own sick child? There are no words... 1094 01:33:16,091 --> 01:33:18,676 Where is he? I have to see him. 1095 01:33:18,718 --> 01:33:22,639 You know what you did to my wife? That she might lose a baby a second time. 1096 01:33:22,722 --> 01:33:25,725 Frank! What are you sayin'? 1097 01:33:25,809 --> 01:33:29,729 She's his mother. We got no rights here. We got no right at all. 1098 01:33:29,813 --> 01:33:33,525 Now you come on, Angie. I'm gonna take you to him. - Thank you. 1099 01:33:33,566 --> 01:33:37,320 I saw her, pop. That's where I was, in Texas. 1100 01:33:51,417 --> 01:33:54,629 - You saw her? - Yeah. 1101 01:33:57,006 --> 01:33:59,801 Good. 1102 01:33:59,884 --> 01:34:04,639 Angie, you gotta understand about your father, how upset he is. 1103 01:34:04,722 --> 01:34:09,978 He can't even go into the nursery where the sick babies are. He hates himself for it. 1104 01:34:10,061 --> 01:34:12,939 What's wrong with my baby? 1105 01:34:13,022 --> 01:34:15,066 Pneumonia. 1106 01:34:16,067 --> 01:34:18,403 He couldn't breathe. 1107 01:34:18,444 --> 01:34:21,114 He's been unconscious the last two days. 1108 01:34:26,327 --> 01:34:28,621 I'm sorry, Kathy. 1109 01:34:30,498 --> 01:34:33,751 You're here now... And that's what matters. 1110 01:34:40,717 --> 01:34:43,511 We, uh... We started callin' him Sean. 1111 01:34:43,595 --> 01:34:47,307 We had to tell the nurses at registration something. - Yeah, I heard. 1112 01:34:47,390 --> 01:34:50,852 It's the name of the son I lost, but you could change it to anything. 1113 01:34:50,935 --> 01:34:54,105 - No, Sean's a good name. - Yeah? 1114 01:34:54,189 --> 01:34:56,107 - Where? - Here. 1115 01:34:57,483 --> 01:35:01,070 We gotta take off our coats and put 'em right here. 1116 01:35:03,948 --> 01:35:07,076 - Okay, it's back here. - Excuse me, only immediate family is allowed. 1117 01:35:07,160 --> 01:35:10,830 - I'm the mother, Angela scacciapensieri. - No, Kathy's the mother. 1118 01:35:10,914 --> 01:35:15,043 - It's a long story, but she's the mother. - I don't make the rules. 1119 01:35:15,126 --> 01:35:17,086 - I don't obey them either. - Carl! 1120 01:35:17,128 --> 01:35:20,215 What's the trouble? - I have to find my baby. Get out of my way! 1121 01:35:20,298 --> 01:35:22,217 - Listen... - Vinnie! 1122 01:35:22,300 --> 01:35:25,428 Keep your hands to yourself. You all right? - Yeah. Is that him? 1123 01:35:25,470 --> 01:35:27,680 Aren't you the guy from the plumber commercial? - Yeah. 1124 01:35:27,764 --> 01:35:30,934 - Did you know plumber was spelled wrong? - Yeah. Can we go in? 1125 01:35:31,017 --> 01:35:33,645 - Look, it's up to her. - Okay. 1126 01:35:33,686 --> 01:35:37,315 - But only one person at a time. - Go ahead, Angie. You go. 1127 01:35:40,818 --> 01:35:44,489 Angela, I'm glad you came. 1128 01:35:44,572 --> 01:35:46,991 Me too. 1129 01:35:47,075 --> 01:35:50,119 How's he doin'? 1130 01:35:50,203 --> 01:35:52,121 It's been a rough couple of days. 1131 01:35:52,205 --> 01:35:55,959 Sean's developed pneumonia which sometimes happens in his condition. 1132 01:35:56,042 --> 01:35:59,587 So now the machine is breathing for him. 1133 01:35:59,629 --> 01:36:02,632 We'll know in the next 24 hours... 1134 01:36:02,674 --> 01:36:05,051 - Whether he's gonna be okay. - How will we know? 1135 01:36:05,134 --> 01:36:07,971 He'll wake up. 1136 01:36:56,686 --> 01:36:59,105 Hail Mary, full of grace... 1137 01:37:03,443 --> 01:37:05,653 Pop. 1138 01:37:05,695 --> 01:37:08,156 Oh, Angie. 1139 01:37:08,197 --> 01:37:10,783 - How are you, honey? - I'm all right. How are you? 1140 01:37:10,867 --> 01:37:13,703 - Fine. Mm-hmm. - Okay? 1141 01:37:20,501 --> 01:37:23,546 You could've said somethin'. I could take it. 1142 01:37:26,549 --> 01:37:29,135 You loved her so much. 1143 01:37:29,177 --> 01:37:32,805 You thought she was perfect. 1144 01:37:32,847 --> 01:37:35,683 I just couldn't take that away from you. 1145 01:37:35,767 --> 01:37:38,853 I'm sorry, baby. I'm sorry. 1146 01:37:40,188 --> 01:37:42,857 It's okay, pop. 1147 01:37:53,201 --> 01:37:55,661 Hey, me and Sean have been alone for hours. 1148 01:37:55,703 --> 01:37:59,499 We're kinda runnin' out of conversation. We could use company. 1149 01:38:01,709 --> 01:38:05,546 Pop, I know it ain't easy. 1150 01:38:05,630 --> 01:38:07,673 Come on. 1151 01:38:07,715 --> 01:38:09,842 Come on. 1152 01:38:14,472 --> 01:38:16,849 Come on, it's okay. 1153 01:39:07,942 --> 01:39:10,736 Okay, listen. 1154 01:39:10,820 --> 01:39:13,990 Sean, we gotta talk. 1155 01:39:15,074 --> 01:39:17,493 Now I know what you're thinkin'. 1156 01:39:17,577 --> 01:39:19,996 You're thinkin', why should I wake up? 1157 01:39:20,079 --> 01:39:23,666 She don't care about me. She left. 1158 01:39:23,749 --> 01:39:26,169 But I do care! 1159 01:39:28,129 --> 01:39:31,966 It's from the moment you were born, you knew I did everything for the wrong reasons. 1160 01:39:32,049 --> 01:39:34,427 Didn't ya? 1161 01:39:36,262 --> 01:39:40,516 Well now, you gotta give me another chance. 1162 01:39:42,935 --> 01:39:47,482 And I promise, I won't let nobody make fun of you... 1163 01:39:47,565 --> 01:39:51,444 Or hurt you or lie to you ever. 1164 01:39:58,284 --> 01:40:01,245 Just you wake up, okay? 1165 01:40:09,170 --> 01:40:12,048 Look, you think about it. 1166 01:40:14,675 --> 01:40:17,929 I ain't goin' nowhere. I swear. 1167 01:40:58,302 --> 01:41:02,098 You're awake. He's awake! Nurse! 1168 01:41:03,307 --> 01:41:06,018 Oh. Oh. 1169 01:41:07,562 --> 01:41:10,648 It's okay. He's breathing on his own. 1170 01:41:12,149 --> 01:41:14,986 He's just pulled his tube out. 1171 01:41:17,446 --> 01:41:20,199 His lungs sound clear. 1172 01:41:21,284 --> 01:41:23,578 He's gonna be okay. 1173 01:41:36,882 --> 01:41:41,220 It's funny. I see everything now like it's this long chain... 1174 01:41:41,304 --> 01:41:44,056 Stretching all the way back to the beginning of time... 1175 01:41:44,140 --> 01:41:47,768 On up through my grandmother and my mother. - Hi. 1176 01:41:47,810 --> 01:41:52,064 I'm finally part of something bigger than me. 1177 01:41:57,069 --> 01:41:59,614 Hey, tough guy. 1178 01:41:59,655 --> 01:42:02,074 How ya doin', huh? 1179 01:42:03,159 --> 01:42:06,787 Oh, the strong, silent type, huh? 1180 01:42:08,414 --> 01:42:10,458 Listen, Sean... 1181 01:42:12,168 --> 01:42:15,212 I wanna make a little deal with you. 1182 01:42:17,173 --> 01:42:19,091 All right? 1183 01:42:19,175 --> 01:42:22,094 Listen, you gotta eat somethin'. 1184 01:42:23,346 --> 01:42:27,308 So, why don't you think of me as a human fridge. 1185 01:42:27,391 --> 01:42:29,518 All right? 1186 01:42:29,602 --> 01:42:32,104 Then I'll do somethin' for you. 1187 01:42:32,188 --> 01:42:35,107 Anything you want. 1188 01:42:35,191 --> 01:42:37,985 Tickets to a raffi concert. 1189 01:42:39,654 --> 01:42:42,531 I could stick one of them little girl babies in your crib with you. 1190 01:43:32,206 --> 01:43:36,711 Everybody's got somethin, you know. Somethin' broken. 1191 01:43:36,794 --> 01:43:41,006 For Tina, it's her marriage. For Kathy, the baby she lost. 1192 01:43:41,048 --> 01:43:43,384 For pop, it's my mother. 1193 01:43:43,426 --> 01:43:47,680 And then some people it don't show on, but it's there. 1194 01:43:47,722 --> 01:43:49,974 The way I figure, these days... 1195 01:43:50,057 --> 01:43:53,227 The less broken have to take care of the more broken. 1196 01:43:55,104 --> 01:43:58,232 I learned that from my son.93819

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