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[THUNDER]
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[WATER SPLASHING]
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Greetings, Princess Diana.
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I hope you had a safe journey.
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I am Cassia, the liaison for your visit.
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The princess is not used to traveling
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in such stormy condition.
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My apologies.
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This is our off season.
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But the storms will not interfere in your vacation
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here at Pleasure Station.
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Of that, I can assure you both.
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Terra's my bodyguard, not my companion.
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I see.
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Well, we have many activities to keep your bodyguard occupied
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while you may entertain yourself privately.
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That won't be necessary.
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I would just like to make sure you know who the client is.
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Of course, Princess.
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Welcome to Pleasure Station, where your every fantasy
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becomes real.
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Doesn't look very inviting.
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This is merely our greeting bay.
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I assure you the rest of the station
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will be much more to your liking.
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The princess has very specific needs.
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We call it the head.
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I understand the princess's desires completely.
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All preparations have been made as requested.
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And if I can personally be of any assistance,
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please don't hesitate to call upon me.
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That won't be necessary.
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I will attend to any of the princess's needs.
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Terra, I can speak for myself.
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Of course, Princess.
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It's your security I'm most concerned for.
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I understand, but please know the Pleasure Station
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has one of the largest security forces in the sector.
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You have absolutely nothing to fear.
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Thank you, Cassia.
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Terra is paid to worry about me.
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Now I'd like to get on with my vacation.
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Time here is short.
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As you wish, Princess.
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Please follow me.
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Oh, and I hope you didn't bring a swimsuit.
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There's something about her that I don't like.
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How do we know we can trust her?
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Terra, you're always so suspicious.
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She's just an employee.
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Every time an attractive woman comes around,
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out come your claws.
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It's not that, Your Highness.
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It's just...
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there's something about her.
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I feel like I've seen her before.
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I'd like to see more of her.
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But for now, I'm going to have to go.
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I'd like to see more of her.
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But for now, put your suspicions aside
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and let me enjoy myself.
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Of course, Princess.
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I hear the pleasure droids of Exeter are like none other.
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Let's find out.
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You've slowed down.
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Does that mean we've entered a friendly solar system
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where we'll be welcomed and meet new friends
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who will protect us from Aria's evil plans to kidnap me?
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Um, no.
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It means the engine's on fire.
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Damn it.
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Now what?
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We only have one choice.
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We have to jettison ourselves off of this ship
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and take our chances.
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Chances?
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But where?
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There's a planet straight ahead.
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[engine revs]
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Where is she?
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I don't know.
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They must have found a way to escape.
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How is that possible?
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We have the place surrounded.
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Perhaps they stole one of the escape shuttles.
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Alluding my trained fighters?
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I don't believe it.
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I'm afraid it's true, Aria.
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We've had reports of one small ship slipping through.
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It must be them.
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Do you know what this means?
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That I won't be vacationing in Guelutron this week.
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When they find out we don't have the princess held hostage,
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our asses won't be worth a clod-nickel.
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What do we do?
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You've got to find her and bring her to me.
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In the meantime, I'll pretend as if we really do have her.
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That's still off the counter-attack for now.
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But you need to hurry.
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I can't get busted again.
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I'm on my third strike.
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I'll do my best, Master.
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All royal family members have an implanted tracking chip in them.
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Use that and it'll lead you right to her.
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Isn't this amazing? Just look at it.
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Let me guess. 4,500 new numbers you've never seen before.
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Better than that, 4,800.
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Every day I send dozens of messages out into space.
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Every day I wait for someone to answer back.
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Colette called from Uranus on line two.
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You're killing me, Jake.
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I know to you this is all trivial, but to me this is important.
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I know something's going to happen, something big.
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I haven't seen anything big from you in days.
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Susie, I'll make time for you this weekend.
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Right now I gotta wait to see if someone in the outer reaches of space
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wants to instant message me.
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Trust me, babe. E.T.'s not phoning home.
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If you're bored, why don't you just go home? Call it a day.
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It's not that I'm bored, Jake.
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The only time I get to see you is when I hang out here.
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That's not true. We do live together.
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No, we don't. I live in a big house with a big, comfy bed.
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And you live here in UFO Central.
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The search for extraterrestrial life is a thankless one, but it's my job.
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To look for UFOs where there are none.
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I wish you could see how important this is.
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If I were to actually make contact with an honest-to-God UFO, I'd be
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famous.
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I could write my own ticket to the top of the scientific slaw keep.
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I know, I know. It's just you spend so much time studying the heavenly
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bodies.
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What about me? What about this body?
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You know I can't concentrate when you do that.
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Well...
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How about now? Is this better?
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Susie...
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Come on, baby. I want your rocket.
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And I want it to blast off right now.
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You know, sometimes you can be very persuasive.
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I want you to produce a real UFO.
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An unbelievable fucking orgasm.
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I think I see one coming right now.
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What's that?
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It's probably the microwave.
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That's the atmospheric disturbance meter.
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It's causing a ripple in the upper stratosphere.
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You don't think?
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It could be.
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It looks like something's trying to break into our orbit.
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A UFO, please.
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Maybe. I have to start recording this.
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You do that. I'm stepping outside.
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Susie, you smoke after sex?
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I don't know. I never looked.
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We must transport to the surface.
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But we must do it quickly. Hold me tight.
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Not now, Tara. Can't we do that later?
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No, hold me tight so we can transport together. Quickly.
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Oh, right. Okay, I'm ready.
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Holy shit!
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Well, that could have been worse.
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If only I knew where we were.
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What a strange place this is.
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Look!
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Well, that's just great.
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There goes our wheels.
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Suggestions?
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We need to find food and shelter. And a place to pee.
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Do you have a device that will help us do such a thing?
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Yes, Your Highness.
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Heads. This way.
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I saw it. I saw it.
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So what?
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The UFO or whatever it is.
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Where?
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It was falling from the sky and it was on fire and it blew up when it hit
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the hills.
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Blew up?
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Yeah! Kapow! Nothing, nothing but smoke.
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Pretty sure all you saw was a meteorite. It happens all the time.
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But in broad daylight?
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Well, that's unlikely, but that's probably all it was.
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Too bad. I was really hoping for more.
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Jake, this was no shooting star.
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Well, you're right. Let's go home. I can't take any more of this today.
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Okay, but don't give up, babe. The truth is out there.
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Thank you.
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You can run through a million star systems, but you can't hide from me,
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little princess.
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Cassia to Master Arya, come in.
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I've located the princess on the third planet from the Star of Braxxus.
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Come in, Arya.
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Hello?
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What is she doing?
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(Music)
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(Music)
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(Music)
284
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(Music)
285
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(Music)
286
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(Music)
287
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Look, princess.
288
00:35:10,540 --> 00:35:11,540
Praise Targas.
289
00:35:11,540 --> 00:35:13,540
Perhaps we can take shelter there.
290
00:35:13,540 --> 00:35:15,540
It's a primitive construction.
291
00:35:15,540 --> 00:35:19,540
Not much curb appeal, but we're in no position to be choosy.
292
00:35:19,540 --> 00:35:24,540
It will allow us to regroup our thoughts and plan our next move.
293
00:35:24,540 --> 00:35:26,540
But what if we encounter an alien race?
294
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Let me do the talking.
295
00:35:28,540 --> 00:35:32,540
Got it.
296
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(Music)
297
00:35:54,540 --> 00:35:59,540
Time to put this baby on autopilot and do a little hooter hunting.
298
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Autopilot activated.
299
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(Music)
300
00:36:31,540 --> 00:36:33,540
What place is this?
301
00:36:33,540 --> 00:36:36,540
It looks like a food storage facility.
302
00:36:36,540 --> 00:36:37,540
A kitchen?
303
00:36:37,540 --> 00:36:39,540
Yes. Are you hungry?
304
00:36:39,540 --> 00:36:41,540
I could eat a mahar.
305
00:36:41,540 --> 00:36:45,540
What is this?
306
00:36:45,540 --> 00:36:48,540
It looks like my cousin.
307
00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:52,540
Ah, look, princess.
308
00:36:52,540 --> 00:36:54,540
Good work, Tara.
309
00:36:54,540 --> 00:36:55,540
Let's eat.
310
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(Music)
311
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Agent Daniels, come on in.
312
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You asked to see me, sir?
313
00:37:04,540 --> 00:37:06,540
Yeah, take a seat there.
314
00:37:06,540 --> 00:37:20,540
What can you tell me about the UFO tracking station at Santa Mira Springs?
315
00:37:20,540 --> 00:37:22,540
To be honest, not much.
316
00:37:22,540 --> 00:37:24,540
It's been pretty hush-hush.
317
00:37:24,540 --> 00:37:26,540
Sparsely maintained.
318
00:37:26,540 --> 00:37:29,540
No tangible results from the center have been reported.
319
00:37:29,540 --> 00:37:31,540
At least, none that I'm aware of.
320
00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:33,540
Until now.
321
00:37:33,540 --> 00:37:36,540
Until now?
322
00:37:36,540 --> 00:37:43,200
Intel has it that something big came out of the sky there and crashed
323
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today.
324
00:37:44,540 --> 00:37:48,540
The problem is I haven't heard anything from the center.
325
00:37:48,540 --> 00:37:50,540
That's strange.
326
00:37:50,540 --> 00:37:53,540
Do you have any idea what it was?
327
00:37:53,540 --> 00:37:55,540
Not at all.
328
00:37:55,540 --> 00:38:02,030
There's also reports that something strange entered our orbit within a
329
00:38:02,030 --> 00:38:03,540
half hour of the crash.
330
00:38:03,540 --> 00:38:06,540
Something totally unexplained.
331
00:38:06,540 --> 00:38:08,540
And you'd like me to go check it out?
332
00:38:08,540 --> 00:38:09,540
Right.
333
00:38:09,540 --> 00:38:11,540
I've been trying to get a hold of Jake Johnson.
334
00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:16,540
He's the scientist who runs the center up there, but no luck so far.
335
00:38:16,540 --> 00:38:17,540
Now, I don't know.
336
00:38:17,540 --> 00:38:20,540
Maybe he didn't come in today.
337
00:38:20,540 --> 00:38:23,540
Maybe he took the afternoon off and went home.
338
00:38:23,540 --> 00:38:25,540
I just don't know.
339
00:38:25,540 --> 00:38:26,540
Got it.
340
00:38:26,540 --> 00:38:28,540
I'll go visit the center.
341
00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:29,540
Negative, Agent.
342
00:38:29,540 --> 00:38:31,540
I want you to go straight out to his house.
343
00:38:31,540 --> 00:38:33,540
He's very isolated.
344
00:38:33,540 --> 00:38:36,540
There's no cell phone, there's no computer, nothing.
345
00:38:36,540 --> 00:38:39,540
But I think he's our best hope.
346
00:38:39,540 --> 00:38:43,540
If he's out there, sir, I'll find him.
347
00:38:43,540 --> 00:38:48,540
And Daniels, if you do find him, and he knows something,
348
00:38:48,540 --> 00:38:52,540
I'm depending on you to keep it zipped.
349
00:38:52,540 --> 00:38:54,540
You can count on me, sir.
350
00:38:54,540 --> 00:38:56,540
Good.
351
00:38:56,540 --> 00:39:00,540
What?
352
00:39:16,540 --> 00:39:18,540
Why is the door open?
353
00:39:18,540 --> 00:39:20,540
I don't know.
354
00:39:20,540 --> 00:39:22,540
Do you smell that?
355
00:39:22,540 --> 00:39:23,540
Yeah.
356
00:39:23,540 --> 00:39:25,540
Did you leave the oven on again?
357
00:39:25,540 --> 00:39:27,540
Of course not.
358
00:39:27,540 --> 00:39:45,540
What the hell is going on here?
359
00:39:45,540 --> 00:39:47,540
Greetings, Earthlings. How?
360
00:39:47,540 --> 00:39:49,540
How?
361
00:39:49,540 --> 00:39:50,540
Earthlings?
362
00:39:50,540 --> 00:39:52,540
I think maybe you better start explaining.
363
00:39:52,540 --> 00:39:54,540
Well, we got lost.
364
00:39:54,540 --> 00:39:55,540
Lost?
365
00:39:55,540 --> 00:39:56,540
Just completely lost.
366
00:39:56,540 --> 00:39:58,540
And we came upon your construction.
367
00:39:58,540 --> 00:40:00,540
Beautiful place. Really nice.
368
00:40:00,540 --> 00:40:02,540
And no one was here.
369
00:40:02,540 --> 00:40:04,540
Not a soul.
370
00:40:04,540 --> 00:40:07,540
So we thought maybe you wouldn't mind?
371
00:40:07,540 --> 00:40:09,540
Is it okay?
372
00:40:09,540 --> 00:40:11,540
We can leave. It's not a problem.
373
00:40:11,540 --> 00:40:13,540
I'm just so confused.
374
00:40:13,540 --> 00:40:17,540
Your clothes... everything is just so strange.
375
00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:19,540
Are you guys from Centerville?
376
00:40:19,540 --> 00:40:22,540
I got dressed in a hurry. I was being kidnapped.
377
00:40:22,540 --> 00:40:24,540
Kidnapped?
378
00:40:24,540 --> 00:40:26,540
Yes, you are dressing Her Royal Highness,
379
00:40:26,540 --> 00:40:28,540
Princess Diana of Altan IV,
380
00:40:28,540 --> 00:40:30,540
and I am her bodyguard, Terra.
381
00:40:30,540 --> 00:40:32,540
You're kidding me, right?
382
00:40:32,540 --> 00:40:34,540
I don't kid.
383
00:40:41,540 --> 00:40:43,540
Susie, you think it could be...
384
00:40:43,540 --> 00:40:45,540
Oh, that thing that crashed in the hills.
385
00:40:45,540 --> 00:40:47,540
No, this is fantastic.
386
00:40:47,540 --> 00:40:49,540
This is what I've always dreamed about.
387
00:40:49,540 --> 00:40:51,540
I can't believe it.
388
00:40:51,540 --> 00:40:53,540
I mean, they do look pretty fantastic.
389
00:40:53,540 --> 00:40:55,540
All right.
390
00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:56,540
Oh, my God.
391
00:40:56,540 --> 00:40:59,540
Okay, ladies, uh, please finish your meal,
392
00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:01,540
and we can have a little chat.
393
00:41:01,540 --> 00:41:03,540
Please.
394
00:41:03,540 --> 00:41:10,540
Susie, do you know what this means?
395
00:41:10,540 --> 00:41:13,540
The two big titty-twits cleaned out our kitchen,
396
00:41:13,540 --> 00:41:15,540
and now we have to go grocery shopping.
397
00:41:15,540 --> 00:41:18,540
No. I mean, what if they really did come
398
00:41:18,540 --> 00:41:21,540
on a spaceship here from another galaxy?
399
00:41:21,540 --> 00:41:23,540
You really think either one of those two has the intelligence
400
00:41:23,540 --> 00:41:26,540
to find their way out of the Kmart parking lot?
401
00:41:26,540 --> 00:41:28,540
Stranger things have happened.
402
00:41:28,540 --> 00:41:29,540
Name one.
403
00:41:29,540 --> 00:41:30,540
All right, let me start again.
404
00:41:30,540 --> 00:41:32,540
What if they're telling the truth?
405
00:41:32,540 --> 00:41:35,540
Maybe they did escape from outer space.
406
00:41:35,540 --> 00:41:38,540
They look like they escaped from a Fredericks catalog.
407
00:41:38,540 --> 00:41:40,540
Either way, it's not bad.
408
00:41:40,540 --> 00:41:42,540
There's only one way I can prove it.
409
00:41:42,540 --> 00:41:43,540
I need to test their clothes.
410
00:41:43,540 --> 00:41:46,540
I'll bet they're made of fabric that's not of this earth.
411
00:41:46,540 --> 00:41:49,540
How are we supposed to get their clothes?
412
00:41:49,540 --> 00:41:51,540
Here, girl, think of something.
413
00:41:51,540 --> 00:41:54,540
What?
414
00:41:54,540 --> 00:41:57,540
This is our room.
415
00:41:57,540 --> 00:41:59,540
You can change in here.
416
00:41:59,540 --> 00:42:03,540
So, please explain to me again why you guys want my clothes.
417
00:42:03,540 --> 00:42:05,540
Well, if you really are from another solar system,
418
00:42:05,540 --> 00:42:08,540
the fabric of the clothes will prove its alien composition.
419
00:42:08,540 --> 00:42:10,540
I have to study it, run some tests.
420
00:42:10,540 --> 00:42:13,540
All right, if it proves that we're telling the truth,
421
00:42:13,540 --> 00:42:16,540
you could borrow some of my stuff while he runs tests.
422
00:42:16,540 --> 00:42:18,540
I'll let you ladies sort things out.
423
00:42:18,540 --> 00:42:20,540
Take your time.
424
00:42:20,540 --> 00:42:28,540
Do you need some help?
425
00:42:28,540 --> 00:42:29,540
Yeah.
426
00:42:30,540 --> 00:42:42,540
Your hands are so soft.
427
00:42:42,540 --> 00:42:46,540
They're really beautiful.
428
00:42:46,540 --> 00:42:48,540
You think so?
429
00:42:48,540 --> 00:42:51,540
Not many people see me like this.
430
00:42:51,540 --> 00:42:56,540
I'm the royal bodyguard, and I'm not allowed to indulge in such things.
431
00:42:57,540 --> 00:43:00,540
Nobody's ever touched you like this before?
432
00:43:00,540 --> 00:43:04,540
No, but I've seen it many times.
433
00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:09,540
Maybe we should do a little experiment of our own.
434
00:43:09,540 --> 00:43:17,540
Okay.
435
00:43:18,540 --> 00:43:19,540
Okay.
436
00:43:23,540 --> 00:43:26,540
[Music]
437
00:44:53,540 --> 00:45:11,540
[Music]
438
00:45:11,540 --> 00:45:14,540
[Music]
439
00:45:20,540 --> 00:45:42,740
Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Yeah. Mhm.
440
00:45:42,740 --> 00:46:11,140
Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm.
441
00:46:11,140 --> 00:46:39,540
Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm.
442
00:47:36,340 --> 00:48:05,540
Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm.
443
00:49:33,140 --> 00:50:00,340
Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm.
444
00:50:00,340 --> 00:50:29,540
Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm.
445
00:50:29,540 --> 00:50:56,740
Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm.
446
00:50:56,740 --> 00:51:25,940
Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm.
447
00:51:55,140 --> 00:52:22,340
Mhm. Mhm. Mhm.
448
00:52:22,340 --> 00:52:49,540
Mhm.
449
00:58:15,940 --> 00:58:22,140
But why don't we start by you not pointing that thing at me?
450
00:58:22,140 --> 00:58:23,140
OK.
451
00:58:23,140 --> 00:58:26,140
But no funny business.
452
00:58:26,140 --> 00:58:34,140
Hey, no funny business.
453
00:58:34,140 --> 00:59:01,340
Oh.
454
00:59:28,540 --> 00:59:38,740
Oh.
455
00:59:38,740 --> 01:00:02,940
Oh.
456
01:00:02,940 --> 01:00:30,140
Oh.
457
01:04:07,740 --> 01:04:28,940
Oh.
458
01:04:28,940 --> 01:04:56,140
Oh.
459
01:04:56,140 --> 01:05:07,340
Oh.
460
01:05:07,340 --> 01:05:15,340
Oh.
461
01:05:15,340 --> 01:05:42,540
Oh.
462
01:05:42,540 --> 01:05:53,740
Oh.
463
01:05:53,740 --> 01:06:03,740
Oh.
464
01:06:03,740 --> 01:06:14,940
Oh.
465
01:06:14,940 --> 01:06:24,940
Oh.
466
01:06:24,940 --> 01:06:36,140
Oh.
467
01:06:36,140 --> 01:06:46,140
Oh.
468
01:06:46,140 --> 01:06:54,140
Oh.
469
01:06:54,140 --> 01:06:57,340
Oh.
470
01:06:57,340 --> 01:07:07,340
Oh.
471
01:07:07,340 --> 01:07:15,340
Oh.
472
01:07:15,340 --> 01:07:25,340
Oh.
473
01:07:35,340 --> 01:07:39,340
Oh.
474
01:07:39,340 --> 01:07:49,340
Oh.
475
01:07:59,340 --> 01:08:03,340
Oh.
476
01:08:03,340 --> 01:08:13,340
Oh.
477
01:08:33,340 --> 01:08:53,340
Oh.
478
01:08:53,340 --> 01:09:03,340
Oh.
479
01:14:13,340 --> 01:14:17,340
Oh.
480
01:14:17,340 --> 01:14:27,340
Oh.
481
01:14:47,340 --> 01:14:51,340
Hey, pal. Tailgating's illegal in this quadrant.
482
01:14:51,340 --> 01:14:53,340
I've never seen a species quite like you before.
483
01:14:53,340 --> 01:14:59,340
I know what to do with a man.
484
01:14:59,340 --> 01:15:01,340
Let me do the talking.
485
01:15:01,340 --> 01:15:03,340
Greetings, earthlings. How?
486
01:15:03,340 --> 01:15:05,340
Come on. Let's try the loading dock.
487
01:15:05,340 --> 01:15:10,340
Maybe we can hijack an escape shuttle.
488
01:15:10,340 --> 01:15:16,340
Time to put this baby on autopilot and do a little hooter hunting.
489
01:15:16,340 --> 01:15:23,340
I am Cassia, the liaison for your visit.
490
01:15:23,340 --> 01:15:27,340
Cassia, this is Aria.
491
01:15:27,340 --> 01:15:28,340
Come in.
492
01:15:28,340 --> 01:15:31,340
Alluding my trained fighters?
493
01:15:31,340 --> 01:15:33,340
I don't believe it.
494
01:15:33,340 --> 01:15:39,340
Is everything ready as planned?
495
01:15:39,340 --> 01:15:42,340
I haven't seen anything big from you in days.
496
01:15:42,340 --> 01:15:45,720
The two big titty-toys cleaned out our kitchen and now we have to go
497
01:15:45,720 --> 01:15:47,340
grocery shopping.
498
01:15:47,340 --> 01:15:54,340
Yeah, good pal. Nothing, nothing but smoke.
499
01:15:54,340 --> 01:15:58,340
To me, this is important. I know something's gonna happen. Something's big.
500
01:15:58,340 --> 01:15:59,340
Huh.
501
01:15:59,340 --> 01:16:08,340
When you say so. You mean a man. You never seen a man before?
502
01:16:08,340 --> 01:16:13,340
MIB headquarters, this is Agent Daniels. Paging for General Randall.
503
01:16:13,340 --> 01:16:15,340
Yes. They're very friendly.
504
01:16:15,340 --> 01:16:18,340
But you need me. I can help.
505
01:16:18,340 --> 01:16:43,340
What can you tell me about the UFO tracking station at Santa Mira Springs?
506
01:16:43,340 --> 01:16:48,340
On the deck?
507
01:16:48,340 --> 01:17:13,340
Yeah.
508
01:17:13,340 --> 01:17:42,340
Yeah.
509
01:17:42,340 --> 01:18:10,340
Yeah.
510
01:18:10,340 --> 01:18:35,340
Yeah.
511
01:18:35,340 --> 01:19:03,340
Yeah.
512
01:19:59,340 --> 01:20:24,340
Yeah.
513
01:20:24,340 --> 01:20:52,340
Yeah.
514
01:20:52,340 --> 01:21:17,340
Yeah.
515
01:21:17,340 --> 01:21:45,340
Yeah.
516
01:21:45,340 --> 01:21:50,340
Yeah.
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