All language subtitles for Midsomer Murders S16E01 - The Christmas Haunting

(footsteps crunching)

(breathing heavily)

(suspenseful orchestral music)

- [Man] Shh.

It's okay, it's all right.

- Nothing to be scared of.

Easy does it.

- Mind, mind your heads here.

- Libs, come on, take it seriously.

(giggling)

(breathing heavily)

- [Conor] Follow me.

Come on.

- We can't.

Conor, where are you taking me?

- [Conor] Trust me.

- Right, spread out
and use your equipment.

We're looking for orbs,
cold spots, knockings.

And if we're lucky, the ghost

of the blacksmith's daughter will appear.

(giggling)

(gasping)

- It's, it's the ghost!

- I'm scared!

- Temperature's just plummeted.

- Where are Conor and Felicity?

(banging)

(gasping)

(door squeaking)

- [Felicity] Conor.

Come on!

- Who is it?

Who's there?

(screaming)

(knife stabbing)

(groaning)

(music box music)

(light orchestral music)

(dog barking)

(growling)

(dog barking)

- No, no, get off.

Sykesy, leave it.

(whistling)

- You expecting something?

- No.

You?

(chuckling)

Morning, bump.

There's a card here addressed as Sykes.

- Yeah, Sykes is doing
very well this year.

He's got more presents than me.

I can't think why.

- Well it's our last Christmas as a trio.

Soon there's not going to be

as much lying around, scratching bellies,

nibbling treats, and falling
asleep on the sofa, is there?

- Things might have to
change for Sykes, too.

- Odd that we haven't heard
from Jones, don't you think?

- Well not really, he'll be busy.

Brighton's a hectic place, and
he's a DI now thanks to you.

- I know, I just didn't expect him to move

on and forget us so quickly.

- You're missing him.

- No, I'm not.

(phone ringing)

Barnaby.

- [Charlie] Sir.

- Ah, Nelson.

I'll see you there.

Look forward to meeting you.

Something's come up.

- So was that Nelson as in Horatio Nelson,

or Nelson as a Nelson Mandela?

Only you've told me nothing about him yet.

- Charlie Nelson.

- Ooh, good name.

Well, be nice to him.

Not everyone's Jones.

- Hm.

(dramatic orchestral music)

(all chattering)

Detective Sergeant Nelson, I presume.

- Sir, pleased to meet you.

- Well congratulations,
your first day as a DS

and in at the deep end.

Welcome to Midsomer.

Hm?

- Ah, uh, the victim is Conor,

Conor Bridgeman.

Male IC1, mid-thirties,
bespoke furniture maker.

He was killed in the middle of the night,

run through twice by a sword.

His wife lives on the
other side of the village,

she's been informed.

- And what was the victim doing here

in the middle of the night?

- Fright night.

It's a paranormal investigation,

something to do with the ghost
of a blacksmith's daughter.

Does that happen a lot around here?

- Not as far as I know.

I take it you've
confiscated any recordings?

I'm assuming a paranormal
investigation uses some kind

of recording equipment.

- I'm onto that, gov.

- I'm sure this is the start

of a successful working
relationship, DS Nelson,

but it'll go a lot more smoothly
if you don't call me gov.

- Sir.

- Right, shall we?

(exhaling)

- Do you have to?

- Yes I bloody well do.

- Tabby.

- Thanks for coming round, Val.

- Oh, it's all right, Tabby.

You okay?

- Not really, no.

(phone ringing)

- Right, everybody quiet.

(clapping)

Listen up.

Sir.

- I'm Detective Chief Inspector Barnaby.

Thank you for waiting, I
appreciate you must be tired.

Just to say that my officers
will finish taking statements

and then everyone can go home.

After that, we'll be
in touch as necessary.

- Oh, excuse me.

Brandon Pierce, local historian.

You know who did it, don't you?

Little Rose Wiltern.

Her father was ill, so Rose carried

a yule log here to the manor
house as a seasonal offering.

- Sorry, sir, when was this?

- She was thrown out of hereon
Christmas Eve 127 years ago.

The poor wretch got caught in a snowstorm

and crawled to her tragic death.

This is her revenge.

- Well that's that, then.

Open and shut case.

- Hey, it's not a joke, you know.

- It most certainly isn't,
and I can assure you we will

consider every possibility.

Thank you.

- Easy, Nelson.

A little tact can go a
long way around here.

- Sir.

- Dr. Kate Wilding,
Detective Sergeant Nelson.

Detective Sergeant Nelson--

- We've already met.

DS Nelson was first on the scene.

- Oh, okay.

What can you tell us about Mr. Bridgeman?

- Time of death around
three a.m., give our take.

One antique silver sword thrust

into the costal cartilage,

and another thrust
straight into the heart,

done with conviction if nothing else.

No fingerprints.

- Where did the sword come from?

- Just through there.

- Can you find the owner?

We'll need a tour.

- Yes, sir.

- [Kate] He seems keen.

- [John] You think so?

I hadn't noticed.

- Are you missing Jones?

- Not in the slightest.

- You might be interested in this.

It was in his pocket.

- "Stop the fright nights.

"Do not meddle with
forces beyond your control

"or vengeance will strike."

- Sir.

- [John] Thank you.

- Mr. Fergus-Johnson.

- Simon, please.

Can I just say that we are
all totally devastated?

Con was such a great bloke.

- Clearly not everyone agreed.

- Pippa?

It's all right, love.

I'm here.

Felicity?

- No.

- Before he was killed,
did you hear anything?

- I thought I heard a rhythmic knocking.

Did you?

- I heard something.

- Come on, Libs, this
is good for the village.

- Don't be silly.

- It is!

It's exciting!

- I'm exhausted.

- So whose idea was the fright night?

- That's my daughter Pippa's.

Her and her friend.

Des, Dev, I really don't
know what he's called,

they're into all that.

It's all part of a wider
campaign of events to reclaim

the village's long lost title.

- Most haunted village in England.

- That's the one.

Everyone's obsessed with this ghost story.

(banging on door)

- It's not exactly Fort Knox, is it?

Do you have any security cameras?

- There's one out front should be working.

- We'll need to see
copies of the recordings.

- Yes, of course.

- [John] How many of you live here?

- There's just me, my
daughter Pippa, my wife Tabby,

she'd already gone to bed,

my older sister Valerie has keys.

- But she doesn't live here?

- Not anymore, no.

She looked after dad and
moved out when he died.

She lives in the village now.

- Thank you, that'll be all for now.

Check out the rest of the house,
talk to the girl Felicity,

and start making your way
through the recordings.

- Where are you going, gov, sir?

- To talk to the victim's wife.

- Was he with a woman?

- [John] Yes.

- I see.

He never could keep it in his trousers.

Who was it this time?

- Felicity Hearn.

(scoffing)

You know her?

- She's my singing teacher.

- Have you any idea who might have

wanted to kill your husband?

- Apart from me, no.

- Where were you last night?

- Here.

- What about other people?

Anyone he'd fallen out with recently?

Business troubles?

- Business was good.

Take a look.

Ross Clymer owed him money.

I know he was chasing that.

Landlord of the blacksmith's arms.

Conor did some work for him way back.

- Simon Fergus-Johnson's
crossed off this list.

Any idea why?

- Simon approached Conor about
refurbishing the manor house

and turning it into a hotel.

- [John] But?

- Simon may have inherited a pile,

but he hasn't got two
pennies to rub together.

We have some family money, so
Conor offered to buy the manor

house off him instead.

- And was Mr. Fergus-Johnson
considering selling?

- Negotiations were ongoing
and increasingly fractious.

Two stags rutting.

- Ms. Hearn, DS Nelson.

Can we talk?

- They're all going to
hate me, aren't they?

- How did you meet Conor?

- I'm his wife's singing teacher.

I accompanied her to
recital and Conor was there,

and things developed.

But I haven't been here long, so I'm

still trying to make friends.

This is really going to help, isn't it?

- Well, maybe it wasn't the
best idea it's come to a fright

night with someone else's husband.

- Well, I didn't know he was coming.

I told him I was and he just turned up.

(dramatic orchestral music)

- We're not open yet.

- You'll be able to answer
some questions, then.

Mr. Kleiner, DCI Barnaby.

I see you're hosting a
paranormal event as well tonight.

- Hopefully we'll all survive this one.

- I see you've been leafleted, too.

Any idea who by?

- Some nut.

Village is full of them.

- So the pub's connection
to the ghost story is?

- This is the old forge.

The Wilton family live here.

You're standing in their front room.

People who were staying
here have reported hearing

voices, footsteps, you name it.

- So you believe?

- I couldn't give a stuff, long as it

keeps the punters coming in.

We've been doing these events for years.

We are the original ghost location.

- As opposed to--

- The manor house and
Simon doodob-whatsit.

I mean, that loser tips up,
claims the ghost as his--

- And plans to open a rival business.

- Exactly.

And all because daddy died.

It's not like he even
deserves to be there.

Everyone knows that place
should have gone to Valerie.

She was a saint to their old man.

- Have you any idea who might have had

issues with Conor Bridgeman?

- Half the husbands in the village.

- [John] How about you?

- Not married.

- But you did owe him money, I believe.

- I was a bit overdue, that's all.

- [John] Why?

- You pointing the finger at me?

- You knew that someone had been killed

up at the manor house

even though no one has left
there and I didn't mention it.

Care to explain?

(dramatic orchestral music)

- Ollie.

- Hey, Mel.

- What the hell are you doing here?

- Can I come in?

- This really isn't a good time.

- I know, I know it must
be a shock me coming back,

but I just wanted--

- Conor's dead.

He's been murdered.

Don't suppose you had
anything to do with that?

You need to stay away
from me, do you hear?

- You've earned your desk, then.

(clattering)

Are you all right?

- Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

I just, um, well no, actually.

There's something you should hear.

I heard a knocking.

- It's an old house.

It could be the plumbing, anything.

- Yeah, but what about this?

- [Woman] You're all about to die,

you're all going to die.

(ominous orchestral music)

- Can't we send the tapes to
the voice recognition boys?

- We do have tech people, Nelson,

but this is Midsomer, not MI5.

Let's think about it for a moment.

Assuming that it wasn't a ghost, what

does this recording tell us?

- That someone is faking phenomena.

- What do the statements give us?

- Oh, well, nothing conclusive.

No one saw or heard anything.

- And the woman Conor was with?

- Felicity Hearn.

She's a bit neurotic, but
she seems harmless enough.

- Seems, Nelson, seems?

Don't forget your ABCs, assume
nothing, believe no one,

check everything.

And never take your eye
off the bigger picture.

Here, come on.

One, Conor's wife Mel Bridgeman.

She has no clear alibi, she
knew he liked to play away,

she could have snuck in by the back door.

Two, Ross Clymer.

He owed Conor money, he
knew about the murder

and couldn't really explain how.

Three, Simon Fergus-Johnson.

He told us what a great mate Con was,

but then it turned out
he'd been rowing with him

about the potential
sale of the manor house.

- So we bring them in
and apply some pressure?

- Pressure's for masseurs, Nelson.

No, you stay here and keep
going through the tapes

and let's see if we can find out

who's behind these leaflets.

I'm going to speak to
Valerie Fergus-Johnson.

- Because she had access to the
house and knew a way around?

- Exactly.

Oh, and check Tabby
Fergus-Johnson's phone records.

She was on her mobile
when we first met her.

Ross Clyman knew about the
murder somehow, so two and two.

Anything else?

- It's on your desk.

(groaning)

Having fun?

- I can barely contain my excitement.

- Is Nibs treating you all right?

- I'm not expecting a
Christmas card just yet,

if that's what you mean.

- You've got big shoes to fill.

Takes time, that's all.

(sighing)

(dramatic orchestral music)

(knocking on door)

- Inspector.

Do come in.

Would you like a cup of tea?

- Oh, that would be very nice, thank you.

You must miss the manor
house at this time of year.

- Not really.

Would be lonely with just the three of us,

me, my dad, and Pippa
in the school holidays.

I understand that you
still have a set of keys.

Did you go over there
last night by any chance?

- No, I'm not a big fan
of this ghost story stuff.

It frightens me, to be honest.

Dad was always going about it.

- You looked after your
father, is that right?

- Yeah.

He had a stroke when I was 13.

I think it was the stress of
mum dying the year before.

Yes, I took care of him after that.

- From the age of 13?

That must have been tough.

- Only recently seen him deteriorate.

It's a blessing he went in the end.

- Did you have any support,
someone to give you a break?

- I've never had a holiday.

Barely left Midsomer.

- So where were Simon
and Tabby all this time?

- Oh, off travelling the
world, living the high life,

developing Simon's latest
hare-brained scheme.

They came back when Dad died.

- I hope you don't mind me asking,

but did Simon inherit
the manor house outright?

- That was always the deal.

I think Dad felt Simon
needed it more than me.

Give him a project.

I have everything I need here.

- Thank you.

How did you get on with Conor Bridgeman?

- Well, we were never very
close, put it that way.

- Any particular reason?

- He was quite a ladies' man.

Didn't think I was his type.

- Can I ask, the swords
at the manor house.

Where did they come from?

- They were late Victorian.

Dad said they were made by
the actual blacksmith who

features in the ghost story.

- Can't you leave me alone?

I'm tired.

- I just want to know where you were

last night, because
clearly you weren't here.

- [Tabby] I went for a drive.

- [Simon] In the middle of the night,

what do you take me for?

- [Tabby] How long have you got?

- Just tell me, I'm your husband.

- God, really?

It's so easy to forget some time.

- That's clearly--

- I am here, you know?

- Do you have to wear those clothes?

I mean, can't you put on a
pretty dress or something?

(door slamming)

(door slamming)

- Should still be all
right for tonight, I think.

I'm more concerned about
the caves on Christmas Eve.

Streaming a live event.

- We can worry about that later.

- You all right?

- Parents, that's all.

- Yeah, yours are barking.

- Glad it's not just me that thinks that.

I'm really pleased you're here, Dev.

- I've got to go out.

- Again, where?

- Just uni stuff.

I won't be long.

- Merry Christmas!

Morton Shallows' Christmas
appeal, please give generously.

Ho, ho, ho!

That, what the?

("Jingle Bells")

Ho, ho, ho, merry
Christmas, give generously.

Ho, ho, ho.

- How's the appeal going this year?

- It's going to be another
bumper year this year, Val.

Best yet, I'll predict.

- And, um, what are the
funds going to be spent on?

- Committee haven't decided yet.

- I have a suggestion.

The playground has been
neglected for so long.

- Yes, but the playground
doesn't bring in any tourism

though, does it?

- Well no, it's not meant to.

It's a playground for children to play in.

- What would you care?

You haven't got any.

- Well, at least if I did mine
might still want to see me.

- [Brendan] Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas.

(sighing)

(knocking on door)

- Pub's shut.

- But we agreed to meet.

- I said pub's shut.

- A few of us a going for
festive drink later on.

Do you want to join?

Look you might need one.

- Oh, I'd love to, thanks.

- You must be exhausted.

- I can sleep when I'm dead.

- Don't say that, Brendan.

- These are exciting times, Liberty.

Just think of the notoriety
that Conor's murder is

going to bring to the village.

This could be the start of something!

- That man has just passed away, Brendan.

- Every cloud, Libs.

Every cloud!

No such thing as bad publicity.

(laughing)

- Hang on.

Hang on.

These arrived.

More brochures, really?

- Oh, yes.

Proper glossies, these ones.

- You are spending money
that we don't have,

and the bank could do with their knot.

- Belief is the bridge, Libs.

- Well just in case it isn't,

I don't know if you've noticed,

we're not exactly brushed off our feet.

Who's going to buy them?

- How many times, how many times?

You have to speculate to accumulate.

Remember to quote?

Build it and they will come.

- Who, bailiffs?

(door slamming)

(suspenseful orchestral music)

(knocking on door)

- Ollie.

♪ How the angel called when peace shall ♪

♪ Over all the Earth its
ancient splendours fling ♪

♪ And the whole world send back the song ♪

♪ Which all the angels sing ♪

- Very good, Soph.

(knocking on door)

Mel.

Thanks, thanks very much, Soph.

See you next week.

- [Sophie] Thanks, Ms. Hearn.

- [Felicity] Bye.

- Bye.

- Can I come in?

- Of course.

Come through.

- This was Conor's favourite.

You probably knew that.

- Mel, I'm so sorry.

- I always knew I could
never really trust Conor.

But you, what were you thinking?

- I don't know.

- Did you think I wouldn't find out?

I know he was a flirt, but could
you not have just resisted?

I thought we were friends.

How could you do this to me?

But you don't deserve any friends.

- Just can't believe it's you.

Have you seen Mel?

- I tried.

You always did make me nervous.

- I wish.

You look so tired.

- Just world weary, that's all.

You haven't changed a bit.

(laughing)

- In 24 years?

You've lost none of your charm, then.

- What are you doing tomorrow night?

Could go where we used to go.

- Love to.

- I told you I'd come back.

- Now, I said I need time--

- Hi, mom.

- Stop hassling me.

What, who knows?

Yes, maybe.

- Dad?

- Look, the more you pester me,

the less time I have to think.

Please don't ring again.

(sighing)

(clattering)

(sighing)

If you want to know who's
ringing me, just ask.

- Ross Clymer.

God, even for you, how low can you sink?

- What are you going to do about it?

- I just thought now we were back

we could do without all that.

(laughing)

- Did you now?

Well, you thought wrong.

So be a man about it for a change.

Get angry.

Throws things.

But for God's sake, do
something, would you?

(dramatic orchestral music)

(sighing)

(bell ringing)

- Yes, I know we are behind.

Look, couldn't you wait until, right.

Merry Christmas to you, too.

(sobbing)

(clearing throat)

Hello, inspector.

Sorry.

Can I help you?

- I'd like to take this please.

- Yes.

- You all right, Mrs. Pearce?

- Yes, yes, it's fine, thank you.

- What are you doing ringing me like that?

People will get suspicious.

- I just thought we should talk

about what happened last night.

- Look, what is there to talk about?

- It's important.

- I think we should just leave it.

What's done is done, all right?

- How long has your husband been

so involved with the village?

- About four years, since
Debbie flew the nest.

- [John] Debbie?

- It's our daughter.

She's, um, away in the
Far East at the moment.

We were hoping she'd come home
for Christmas, but she can't.

- How did Brendan take her leaving?

- Oh, he was devastated.

We both were, but Brendan in particular.

Was, you know, daddy's girl, and all that.

But also she was heartbroken at the time.

- Why was she heartbroken?

- Conor Bridgeman.

She'd fallen for his charm
and his so-called charisma.

- Where's your husband now, Mrs. Pearce?

- He's taken a ghost
walk at Devil's Dungeon.

The caves on the outside of the village.

- [Brendan] Laughed at, abandoned,

ejected from the manor
house, little Rose Wilton

got caught in a snow--

- That guy needs to get out more.

He's obsessed with that story.

- I think our murderer is, too.

Same time of year, murder weapon allegedly

made by the blacksmith himself.

- It was here that little
Rose came for shelter.

It was here that she
froze to death, her body

never to be found.

Local tradition has it
that the devil claimed her.

Please do take a look
around at your peril.

- [John] Keen on ghosts,
aren't you, Mr. Pearce?

- Anything that helps promote the village.

- Just that, or something to
do with your daughter, as well?

Driven away by Conor Bridgeman.

Did you want to get back at him?

- I don't understand.

- For breaking your daughter's
heart and driving her away,

just like the little
girl in your ghost story.

- I'll be honest with
you, I never liked him.

Never did.

He can rot in hell for all I care.

Ah yes, this stone is
of particular interest.

- [Charlie] Right.

Okay, well let me know when
you hear anything more.

Yep, thanks.

Thanks for the help, mate.

- Research.

Think of it as a Christmas present.

- Research for what?

- Tonight's vigil.

You're going.

- Uh, actually sir--

- Didn't have anything
else planned, did you?

- No, no.

- Where are we at on those leaflets?

- Ah, progress.

I wanted to show you.

Here's our leaflet protesting
against the fright nights.

- Okay, and?

- This is a poster I found.

- Ah.

Same design, same colour, same fonts.

- Same type of ink jet printer.

I checked.

- A strong possibility
the same person did both.

- Mel Bridgeman.

(tool whirring)

We're here to talk about the leaflets

distributed around the village.

- What about them?

- Did you do them, Mrs. Bridgeman?

- The paranormal isn't
meant to be investigated.

It's too dangerous.

Some things are better left as mysteries.

- As detectives, you'll
forgive us if we disagree.

It's just the tone of the
leaflet is quite threatening,

all that talk of vengeance.

- Because they're a warning.

- It wasn't heeded and
your husband was killed.

Do you think there's a connection

between those two things?

- Absolutely.

The universe has a way of
kicking you in the teeth

if you don't respect it.

Something bad was bound to happen.

I just didn't know it would be to Conor.

(dramatic orchestral music)

- She's definitely a challenge,

and no one can confirm her
alibi that she was at home

when her husband was killed.

- She's certainly strong
enough to handle a sword.

(phone ringing)

Nelson.

Okay, thanks.

Ross Clymer's phone records.

You were right.

He rang Tubby Fergus-Johnson
more than once

this morning and last night.

(car approaching)

- Mr. Fergus-Johnson, why
didn't you tell us you fell

out with Conor Bridgeman when he tried

to buy this place from you?

- Didn't think it was relevant.

- Isn't that for me to decide?

- He made an insulting offer.

I ranted and raved, told
him to shove his offer

where the sun don't shine.

- Was that the end of it?

- Finances aren't exactly flush.

Made to me an offer I can't refuse,

I'd be a fool to turn it down.

Except I guess that
won't be happening now.

- Is there anything else
you should have told us?

- No, and I'm sorry if you've come all

this way just to ask me that.

- We haven't.

Come to speak to your wife, actually.

- What about?

- I'm not sure that's
any of your business.

We're not exactly joined at the hip.

- We're not joined anywhere.

- Shall we go inside?

(sighing)

Come this way.

- You want to lead on this?

- Love to.

How well do you know Ross Clymer?

- Uh, local pub landlord.

- Yes he is, isn't he?

- [Tabby] Take a seat.

- I'm all right, thanks.

He also rang you about a dozen
times overnight and again

this morning.

About a lunch booking, was it?

- Well you seem to know so much,

what do you think it was about?

- I'm making no assumptions.

I'm asking you.

- We had sex once ages ago.

Didn't mean anything, I was bored.

What of it?

- Does your husband know?

- You'd have to ask him.

Might get a rise out of him.

Be the first one in years.

(scoffing)

Oh come on, we're all grownups here.

Some of us are.

- So Ross Clymer is still
ringing you because--

- Because he had a good
time and wanted more.

You know what men are like.

- Did you have sex with Conor Bridgeman?

(laughing)

- You are forward, aren't you?

- I'm just asking you a question.

- And the answer is no.

Conor seemed to like them younger than me.

Is that everything, gentlemen?

- For now.

- [Sarah] Hello.

- How's bump?

- Bump is fine.

Ooh film night, my favourite.

- If you like eight hours viewing in which

the camera doesn't move.

- Didn't we watch a Russian
film like that once?

- Mmm.

It's work.

- So how was he?

- How was who?

- The new guy, who do you think?

- Oh, him.

All right, I suppose.

- That's it, "All right, I suppose?"

- Well, what do you want, his life story?

- Well something, a bit more.

Like, like where is he
staying, for example?

- I have absolutely no idea.

(sighing)

♪ Merry Christmas ♪

♪ One and all ♪

- [Charlie] Thanks.

♪ Merry Christmas one and all ♪

- I just don't think
we have enough lasers.

- We'll have plenty of
lasers, don't worry--

- [Ross] Like we said, seeing
as you know the jargon,

I'll welcome everyone
then introduce you, okay?

- Yeah yeah, we know how it works, Ross.

- You here for the vigil?

- DS Nelson, yeah.

- Copper?

Good.

Keep your wits about you.

- Will do.

I've just been doing my research.

- What do you want?

- Drink.

You got a problem with that?

- [Ross] Yes.

You're not welcome.

Can you leave my pub?

- On what grounds?

- I don't need any.

I'm the landlord.

- All I want is a pint.

You owe me that, don't you?

- I owe you nothing.

(sighing)

- You're still sticking
to your story, then.

Still peddling this same old nonsense.

- [Ross] I said get out now.

- Are you gonna make me?

- If I have to.

Oh, with the help of
this copper if needs be.

♪ Merry Christmas everyone ♪

- What was that about?

- So what does he look like?

Come on, describe him.

- He's male.

- Well, that narrows it down.

You must be the envy of the force

when it comes to identifying criminals.

Talking of identifying people,
Bump Barnaby will not look

good on the birth certificate.

- I don't know, I quite
like a bit of alliteration.

(light orchestral music)

(all laughing)

(all chattering)

- You gonna take it seriously tonight?

- Yes.

(sighing)

- Evening.

Thanks everyone for coming,

especially after events elsewhere.

But don't worry, breakfast is
on the house tomorrow morning

assuming we all make it.

(laughing)

I'm going to hand you over

to these guys who are helping out tonight

as part of their research.

- Right, mobiles off.

(phones beeping)

This is all about listening.

It's a vigil.

We spread around the
building spaced apart.

We take up a position each and wait.

- Uh, who or what exactly
are we waiting for?

- Most likely audible manifestations.

This is where Rose Wilton lived.

Footsteps have been heard, crying.

We want to capture that on our monitors.

If you hear something, record it.

Don't scream, and shout,
and come running, okay?

Let's go.

(all chattering)

- I'm gonna go check this out.

(dramatic orchestral music)

- Ow.

(floor creaking)

- Okay, everyone, lights off time.

Three, two, one.

(suspenseful orchestral music)

- So does Charlie have a girlfriend?

Boyfriend?

Well, I'm worried about him.

He could be on a park bench somewhere.

- He's at a paranormal investigation.

- [Sarah] Oh, I like that.

He's got interests, a sense of wonder.

- Someone was murdered at one last night.

- What?

And you're sat here watching
the telly with your feet

up while the poor good looking boy

has gone into the lion's den?

- Who said he was good looking?

And it's the Blacksmith's Arms, actually.

- Well, what if something happens to him?

- Keep on like this and it will.

He'll be getting his P45 in the morning.

(chuckling)

- A DS is not just the Christmas, John.

Right, I'm going to bed.

Thank you.

(sighing)

(suspenseful orchestral music)

(clattering)

(clattering)

(gasping)

Esther's kicking.

- Esther?

Esther?

- Just trying it out for size.

Or Archie if it's a boy.

Oh come on, then, you think of something.

- What about Barnaby Barnaby?

So good they named him twice.

- Why don't I think you're
taking this seriously?

Are you in denial?

(suspenseful orchestral music)

(clattering)

What was that?

John, was that the Jeep?

- No headlights.

Who's driving?

Tabby.

So she wasn't asleep.

(banging)

Ross Clymer, landlord of
the Blacksmith's Arms,

walking towards the manor house
before a murder took place.

- Blacksmith's Arms?

Well, isn't that where Charlie is?

(clattering)

(intense music)

(metal clinking)

- [Woman] You're all going to die,

you're all going to die!

You're all going to die!

Die!

Die!

(grunting)

- [Charlie] Someone hit the lights!

(woman screaming)

- [Woman] You're all going to die.

- [Charlie] Stay where you are.

Stay there.

- Felicity?

(tape recorder clicking)

- [Woman] You're all going to die,

you're all going to die.

- Miss Hearn.

- What are you doing?

What did you do that for?

- I was trying to help.

- Help?

- Well, you all seemed to take it

so seriously, it seems to
matter so much to you all,

I thought I'd try and help.

- By faking it?

- I think that's awful.

- We could, of course, always spin this.

- [Liberty] Brendan.

- Pretend it's genuine.

Ross, what do you say?

Ross?

Ross?

- Mr. Clymer?

(dramatic orchestral music)

- Blunt force trauma to
the rear of the head,

triggering a massive subdermal hematoma

and multiple skull fractures.

Single blow is consistent
with a blood stained

hammer we found at the scene.

- The blacksmith's hammer.

Left handed, right handed?

- Impossible to tell.

My reckoning is the freezer door was open,

the victim was then struck from behind,

and all but falls or was pushed inside.

Freezer door shut, handle wiped.

- How long had he been in
there when we found him?

- Not that long, that's what I don't get.

Why bother to shut the freezer door?

- To work up the ghost story, I suspect.

A body left freezing.

(dramatic orchestral music)

(sighing)

- You all right, Nelson?

- No, I'm not.

I was there, I should have stopped him.

- How?

It was dark, you were dealing
with a whole other situation.

You did nothing wrong,
nothing I wouldn't have done.

- Even so, Russ Clymer was
killed right under my nose.

I've given Felicity Hearn a stern warning.

- Good.

Did you hear anything
else at the fright night?

- Nothing.

- Could any of the people around you

have snuck into the kitchen or
someone come in from outside?

- Well, Felicity clearly thought you

could move around unnoticed.

Everyone was so spread out.

I did notice one thing, though.

A faint red glow coming towards
me, and then it disappeared.

- Are you sure?

- And then there was this man in the pub

beforehand, Ollie Tabori.

He was asked to leave.

There was clearly some bad
blood between him and Ross.

The barmaid seemed to think
that Ollie Tabori used

to be Valerie's
sweetheart, but then he was

sent away to military school.

- Let's check him out.

- I already have.

He's a major in the Marines.

I put a call in to his commanding officer,

but I haven't heard anything back yet.

My point is, what if the red glow I saw

was the glow given off
by night vision goggles?

- Military man.

Motive?

- I don't know.

- Unlike Simon
Fergus-Johnson, whose enemies

seem to be dropping like flies.

I want to know where he was last night.

- Yeah, we should also
check out Dev Kardek.

The barmaid said that he'd
been in several times one

to ones with Ross Clymer.

(bell ringing)

- Doing well for
Christmas cards this year.

- They're not Christmas cards, they're,

uh, threats for legal action.

I don't think we can carry on, Bren.

- Course we can, Liberty.

Everything will be fine.

- No it won't.

It won't be fine.

It never is.

Oh Brendan, can't you see?

- You're just tired.

- I am not tired, it's you!

You're in denial!

It's Christmas, Brendan, it's Christmas!

We've got no money for food,
there's been two murders.

God, I miss our Debbie.

(sighing)

- There'll be a last
minute rush, we'll be--

(screaming)

(door slamming)

(dramatic orchestral music)

(door lock clicking)

- [Charlie] Ross Clymer
was killed last night.

- Well, that's that, then.

- We'll need to know
both of your movements

from midnight onwards.

- I was here holding the fort.

Simon?

- Went for a walk, clear my head.

- From when till when?

- I don't know.

I left around 10-ish,
was gone for a few hours.

We had a row.

- [Charlie] About?

- Ross.

It was about Ross.

- Did you go anywhere
near the Blacksmith's

Arms, Mr. Fergus-Johnson?

- You didn't finally go
and do something, did you?

You didn't finally stand
up and get counted?

- No, I didn't.

I went nowhere near the pub.

- No, of course not.

(upbeat dance music)

- [Pippa] Boo!

(gasping)

- What are you doing?

- I'm working.

- So why don't you show me your PhD, then?

Maybe I can help.

- I don't want anyone reading
it until it's finished.

- Come on, it's only me.

- Pippa!

(knocking on door)

- I love it here.

It reminds me of my childhood.

Join me.

- I'm a bit rusty.

- Aren't we always a bit?

- Ross Clymer was killed last night.

- Who by?

Are the two murders connected?

- We're exploring every possibility.

We need to talk to Ollie Tabori.

Do you know where he is?

- Why do you need to talk to Ollie?

He's only been back a couple of days.

- All the more reason to speak to him.

- Why does everyone always
point the finger at Ollie?

- Who's everyone?

How well did Ollie know Ross
Clymer and Conor Bridgeman?

- They were at school together.

We all were until Ollie got kicked out.

- Is that why he left the village?

- He was expelled for
messing with the brakes

on the school van.

Teacher drove it into a ditch.

No one got hurt, but
Ollie took the rap for it.

Only it wasn't him, it was Conor and Ross.

Thick as thieves, those two were.

Ollie was a bit of a loner,

so it was their word against his.

Everyone believed them,

except me.

- Valerie, I need to find Ollie.

Do you have any idea
where he might be staying?

- It's a long shot, but you could try Mel.

- Mel Bridgeman?

- Yeah.

She's Ollie's sister.

(knocking on door)

- Those things that are meant to remain

a mystery, Mrs. Bridgeman,
do they include Ollie

Tabori being your brother?

- Biologically we may
be brother and sister,

but we don't speak.

- [Charlie] Why?

- Ollie and Conor never got on.

- [Charlie] Because of
what happened at school?

- Ollie hated the fact that
I started seeing Conor.

I hated the rift he caused in the family.

- And that feud lasted all this time?

- Ollie did try to make contact, but Conor

didn't want any part of it.

He tipped up yesterday.

- What did you do?

- I told him where to go.

- Do you think your brother
could have killed your husband?

- I don't know.

(grunting)

- Didn't think we'd be doing this again.

Feels like yesterday.

How long are you staying?

- I don't know.

- So how does it work, are
you between postings, or...

- Do you mind if we don't talk about it?

- Sorry.

This place needs brightening up.

You made a pretty good start.

Did you learn all this in the Marines?

- I think the idea
there is to stay hidden.

(laughing)

- Sorry.

- It's fine, it's fine.

I was never much of a soldier, anyway.

- You're a hero.

- I'm not a hero.

(dramatic orchestral music)

- Sorry.

- Will you stop apologising?

- I don't understand.

Where is Ollie Tabori staying?

- I've tried every pub and
B&B in the area, nothing.

- [Man] Sarge.

- What is it?

- It's from his regiment.

Ollie Tabori suffers from
post-traumatic stress disorder

and went AWOL three days ago.

They think he might be dangerous.

- Valerie?

- [Valerie] Inspector?

- Major Tabori, Detective
Chief Inspector Barnaby.

You need to come with us.

- Why?

Why does he need to go with you?

- We need to ask him some questions.

- You've got it wrong,
he hasn't done anything.

- It's fine, don't worry.

It's okay.

Why don't you explain to me
what right you think you've

got to hold me against my will?

I don't think you have a clue.

- Thank you, gentlemen.

Sir.

Nelson.

- Well, you're wasting your time.

I'm sick but I'm not a murderer.

- We have two bodies in a
mortuary, Conor and Ross.

People you were at school
with, people you fell out with.

We have a murderer who
knows how to use weapons

and night vision equipment.

You can see where we're coming from?

When exactly did you
arrive back in the village?

- Couple of nights ago.

- When a couple of nights ago?

- Middle of the night.

- By car?

Train?

- Is there any way you
can verify your movement?

- Not really.

I hitched from London.

- And why did you come back?

- Why not?

- Did you want to get
back at Conor and Ross

for driving you away?

- You must have been angry,

unjustly accused, banished.

- Leaving this village was the best

thing that ever happened to me.

I didn't end up making furniture
or running the local pub.

I didn't kill anyone.

At least not here, anyway.

- You still haven't
said why you came back.

- Peace.

Normality.

Valerie.

- You believe him?

- I don't know.

- If his doctor says he's okay,

we have to let him go, don't we?

- Yes.

We have no evidence.

- We're trying to clear
the place out, Pippa,

not clutter it's up.

- Dad, it's Christmas!

(scoffing)

Mum?

I've got a tree.

I thought maybe we could
put decorations on it.

(sighs)

- You start.

I might come and join you later.

- Mince pies for breakfast?

- It's nearly Christmas.

- I spoke to Mel Bridgeman.

She told me that Dev
Kardek went to see Conor

a few days before he died.

She's not sure what about.

- Chase's uni?

- Interestingly, she thought it might

have something to do with the
Christmas appeal committee.

Brendan and Conor were
both on the committee.

And guess who else was?

- Ross Clymer.

- Brendan's our last man standing.

If someone's trying to
take out the committee,

Brendan's either a target--

- Or a murderer.

(dramatic orchestral music)

- Brendan?

Bren.

(bell ringing)

- Mrs. Pearce, we need
to talk to your husband.

- Brendan didn't come home last night.

I thought he might have
been able to got in, but,

I'm worried something
might have happened to him.

I mean, he's been under
to such a lot of stress.

And, it's locked.

He's taken to locking it.

- All the more reason
we need to check it out.

Do you know where the key is?

(door crashing)
(gasping)

- No need.

- Oh my.

(dramatic orchestral music)

Where's the money?

(footsteps thudding)

- Auntie Valerie.

- What's wrong?

- I miss you.

I miss granddad.

- I miss you, too.

- Then why don't you move back in?

(laughing)

- I'd love to, but I've got my own place.

- Please?

- I can't.

Things are changing for me right now.

Ollie Tabori's back, we're making plans.

Perhaps get to see the world finally.

- Of course, you're right.

Want to help me with these, though?

- Try and stop me.

- Right.

Okay, thanks for your help.

Bye.

The bank said Brendan
cashed it all in first thing

this morning.

- To get it into the appeal account?

- To change it for the largest
denominations possible.

He left with the money.

(car honking)

- Hey Liberty, guess what?

Ta-da, I won some money!

Oh sh--

- Where do you think you're going?

- Somewhere hot, by the look of it.

- Brendan.

How could you?

The Christmas appeal money?

What were you doing,
were you running away?

- Going around the world?

- Not on my own.

- Well who with, then?

- You!

It's always been for you.

I've given years to this
village, but it's you I love.

- So now you decided it was payback

and stole the Christmas money?

- For Liberty.

- Mr. Pearce, the other
two committee members.

- I know, both dead.

I can't believe it.

Every cloud, eh?

That's why I thought I
could get away with it.

I just wanted enough to,

to visit our daughter.

That's all.

I want to take my wife
to see our daughter.

That's not so bad, is it?

- Brendan Pearce may
mean well, but his head's

all over the place.

- It's not his head that's
the problem, it's his heart.

What people won't do for love.

- That's very profound, Nelson.

And Brendan's not the only one.

I'm going to speak to
Valerie Fergus-Johnson,

something's been bothering me.

(phone ringing)
- Hello?

Ah yes, thanks for ringing back.

It's about one of your
students, Dev Kardek.

He's doing his PhD in
the paranormal phenomena.

What is it about, then?

Okay, thanks, bye.

Sir.

Dev Kardek's a fake.

You doing another event?

- Yes, Christmas Eve.

We're hoping Rose will come through,

so we're streaming live from the caves.

- Mr. Kardek, I'm going to need to take

a look at your computer.

- You can't, it's private.

- You haven't been
entirely honest with us,

with any of us, have you?

Do you want to tell Pippa, or should I?

- Tell me what?

- The real title of your PhD.

- I don't know what you're talking about.

- Gullibility, Irrationality,
and the Inability

to Confront Reality.

Test case psychological study.

What's that supposed to mean?

- It's just slightly
different, that's all.

It's no big deal.

- No big deal?

You were using me as a guinea pig.

I'm your case study!

- Look, Pippa.

Come on, you can't seriously
think all that paranormal stuff

is anything but a fantasy.

Pippa?

(door slamming)

She's completely delusional!

- Look, what I want to know is what

were you doing visiting Conor
Bridgeman and Ross Clymer?

- Interviewing them.

They were sceptics, too,

perspectives on my primary source.

(sighing)

(knocking on door)

- Open.

(door clicking)

Inspector.

Ollie's not here if you
want to speak to him.

And I know about his condition.

- Actually, it was you
I wanted to speak to.

Conor and Ross's lies, as you see them,

drove Ollie away from the
village, away from you.

That must've been painful.

- Very.

- Did you not resent them?

- I learned to shut it out.

- And something else
that's been troubling me.

You were so convinced that
Ollie hadn't done anything.

How could you be quite so sure?

- Love is not love which alters
when it alteration finds.

I've had 24 years to think about him.

I had complete faith in
him then, and I do now.

- I gather his return has not
been universally welcomed.

What would you do to keep him here?

- I would do whatever it takes.

- Quite single-minded,
really, aren't you, Valerie?

- Yes.

I'm definitely not the
saint everyone thinks I am.

But people don't see that, do they?

People only see what they want to see.

- We're home.

- [Sarah] Who's we?

- Me and Nelson.

Sykesy.

- Hello, Charlie.

Pleasure to meet you, I'm Sarah.

Oh, pleased to meet you both.

- Oh, didn't John tell
you we're having a baby?

- Oh yes, yes, hasn't
stop banging on about it.

- He's got you lying for him already.

Marvellous.

Well, you'll go far.

Cup of tea?

- Oh no, we can't stop.

We've just come back to check something.

- So where have they got you cooped up?

- Some shoe box on the edge of town.

- Well, you can't stay
there over Christmas.

- Sarah.

- Oh, I'll be fine, honest.

- [Sarah] Well, do you have family nearby?

- Sarah.

- I told you he was good looking.

- Yes, yes, the footage.

- I'll leave you two to it.

- Okay, this is what I wanted to show you.

It was something that Valerie said,

"People only see what they want to see."

When I saw Ross Clymer headed
towards the manor house,

I thought that he was
heading to kill Conor.

- I'm with you so far.

- So I made my way over to the
Blacksmith's Arms concerned

that you might be in danger.

What was he doing at the manor house?

(suspenseful orchestral music)

Oh, hang on.

He's on the phone.

- [Charlie] To Tabby.

That would match his phone records.

- [John] Where's he off to now?

- [Charlie] Keep going, keep going.

- [John] Ah, Tabby's back

with Ross.

They met up, of course.

- So Tabby was lying about
it being a one-off, then.

This lot is so screwed up.

- Dysfunctional, I think, Nelson.

What people won't do for love.

Mrs. Fergus-Johnson.

(sighs)

- Don't you ever knock?

- Not always.

You lied to us about your
relationship with Ross Clymer.

You were with him during
the first fright night.

- No idea what you're talking about.

- You were caught on the
security camera with Ross.

It wasn't just a one-off, was it?

- Ross kept asking me to go away with him.

I was tempted.

- Did you love him?

(laughing)

- Oh, I don't really do love.

It's more that I hate it here.

I hate everything about this place.

- So you would have been happy if Simon

had sold the house to Conor.

- Delighted.

Place has always given me the creeps.

All that weird ghost stuff.

The old man was full of
it and Pippa lapped it up.

- Did you happen to notice
when Pippa's interest

in the paranormal started?

- She was talking about it at his funeral.

- [John] Where is Pippa now?

- Why are you asking me?

- Because you're her mother.

- She was always closer to Valerie.

- But Valerie's got her own life now.

- Well, good for her.

(laughing)

Ollie Tabori, the knight in shining

armour who's going to come and
whisk her away from all of us.

(sighing)

(dramatic orchestral music)

- Has Pippa left for the caves?

- Yeah, she's about to go live.

- Get over there now.

Can you show me on here, please?

- What, now?

- Yes, now.

(gasping)

- Don't do that.

You scared me.

(ominous music)

Rose Wilton died a terrible
death 127 years ago tonight.

I believe her traumatic death triggered

the creation of her ghost.

I want to replicate that.

No one's ever created a ghost before.

I want to prove it can be done.

- That's strange.

We've lost the feed.

- We didn't lose it, it was pulled.

(suspenseful orchestral music)

- Aren't you going to
be streaming this live?

- Not anymore.

- Right, Val said you needed
a hand with the transmission.

- [Pippa] Well, I don't.

I told her that to get you here.

- Pippa!

Pippa, what are you doing?

(breathing heavily)
(intense orchestral music)

(grunting)

(screaming)

- Easy, Pippa.

Killing Ollie isn't going to solve this.

This is about a home, isn't it?

This is about the manor house.

You killed Conor because
he wanted to buy it.

- It's the one place I can belong.

- With your family, all together at last.

Your father, mother, and you.

And that's why you killed
Ross, too, wasn't it?

- He was trying to take mum
away, like he is with Valerie.

- I think she deserves to be happy, too.

- What about me?

- Pippa, you'd never lose Valerie.

She loves you too much.

- I just want the chance to be normal!

(screaming)

- Ollie.

Ollie!

(dramatic orchestral music)

(police radio chattering)

You all right, Nelson?

- Yeah, I'm fine.

- Bit gung-ho at the end
there, but well done.

(door clicking)

- Feel at home yet?

- Getting there.

- What are you doing for Christmas day?

- Uh, Christmas lunch at the hotel.

Turkey and all the trimmings.

Hats as well.

It's quite reasonable, really.

- And that will be a table for--

- Me.

Well, uh, I guess one.

- You can't open a cracker on your own.

- Of course I can.

That way I'm guaranteed
to get the toy inside.

- How long are you booked
into this hotel for?

- Till I find somewhere else.

I was meant to be looking, but,
uh, things got kind of busy.

- It tends to do that around here.

Look, I've got a spare
box room if you want.

Reasonable rent, no funny business.

I could do with the extra
cash, and if you can put up

with my Sherry soaked
nan stuffing the turkey,

you could move in tonight.

What do you think?

- Here's to us all.

Happy Christmas.

- Happy Christmas.

Oh, by the way, Sherlock,
that card for Sykes,

postmark's Brighton.

- Oh, why didn't you say?

"Sykes, here's wishing all four

"of you a very merry Christmas.

"Say hello to the old man and tell him

"he taught me more than he'll ever know.

"Ben.

"PS, if the baby's a boy and
they want to call him Ben,

"that's fine by me."

- A bit of alliteration.

- Ben.

Benjamin Barnaby.

I like it.

(light orchestral music)

(bell ringing)

- Sorry, we're closed.

I don't know what we're going to do,

it's just like this last time.

- [Debbie] Mom, Dad.

- Debbie.

Debbie!

Oh!

(doorbell buzzing)

- Ah!

- [Charlie] Wow.

(all chattering)

- It's lovely to see you.

Oh look, it's snowing!

(dog barking)

Oh, it's wonderful.

- Merry Christmas, everybody.

- Sykes, come on!

(light orchestral music)