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This programme contains some strong
language
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TRAIN RUMBLES
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TANNOY:
- For the purposes of safety and security,
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CCTV is in operation at this station
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and across all underground lines.
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Thank you.
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- TANNOY:
- Ladies and gentlemen, I've just been informed
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the next station is closed.
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This train will not be stopping at the
next station.
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- For God's sake!
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- What was that? I missed it.
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- We're not stopping at the next
station.
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- Ah. Thank you so much.
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- Do you mind?
- Sorry, bro.
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I'm just looking at the map.
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Do you know what the next station's
going to be? - No.
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- I thought I recognised her from
something. - Which one?
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- The lady with the teeth.
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- You'll have to narrow it down,
Gerry.
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- She was the maid or whatever she
was.
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- What maid?
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There wasn't a maid. It was set in a
shoe factory.
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- Well, the boss, then. I can't
remember all the details.
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She was in Crown Court.
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- That was 50 years ago.
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- Not Crown Court, The Crown.
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- Well, who was she in that?
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- I think she was Princess Margaret.
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- Lesley Manville?
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- Well, it might have been.
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People have to work, Edie.
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- We haven't just seen Lesley Manville
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in an amateur production of Kinky
Boots, Gerry.
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- Frig me! Is there a homeless
convention in town this week?
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- What?
- Behind you, you blind bitch.
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If you're looking for your dad, he's
over there.
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- Don't, Wilm, he can't help it.
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I think he's kind of cute.
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- Fine, go ahead and shag him, then.
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Least you won't have to pay for his
taxi fare home.
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BOTH SNIGGER
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- Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
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Very sorry to bother you.
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I hope you're all having a wonderful
evening.
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But as you can probably tell from my
appearance,
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I'm sleeping on the streets at the
moment.
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I'm asking if it would be possible for
any of you good people
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to help me out with a little bit of
spare change.
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I'm so embarrassed to have to ask you
like this,
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but I don't have any options at the
moment.
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I'd really appreciate anything you can
give
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to help me out at this difficult time.
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- I'm sorry, darling.
- I don't have any change.
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- No-one does.
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I need a card machine.
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- What? No, no, no, no, no.
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What do you want to do that for, bro?
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They can track you if you use cards.
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- Who can?
- Them, innit? They're watching us right now.
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No cards, cash only.
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- Do you have any cash?
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- Uh, no.
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- Here you go, dear.
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- Oh...
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Thank you.
- Sorry it's not much.
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- That's all right, I appreciate it.
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- Every little helps!
- Yeah?
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- Stop it, Edie. He won't know
Tesco's.
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- I didn't mean Tesco's.
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I was just saying it as a phrase.
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- Just don't get involved.
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- CLANG
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- GROANS
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Oh!
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Jesus! Are you OK?
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Are you OK?
- You all right, bro?
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- Yeah...
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- HE GROANS
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HE GASPS
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WILMA:
- You are kidding me!
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- TANNOY:
- Very sorry for the power outage,
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ladies and gentlemen. Do please sit
tight
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while we try and get things up and
running again.
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Hopefully it won't be long.
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- MAN:
- I heard some passengers got stuck in a tunnel
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for two weeks on the Berlin U-Bahn
system.
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Power failed and they were trapped
inside.
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The authorities couldn't get to them.
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They sat in the dark,
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panic slowly setting in.
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Then they ran out of water.
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They turned on each other in the end.
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The weakest ones got eaten.
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- Jesus, I'd rather eat my own tits
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than chow down on his gamey old meat.
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Be like eating a pigeon.
- Beg your pardon?
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- I mean, my gag reflex is legendary,
but I draw the line at that.
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- Stop it!
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- SHE LAUGHS
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- You should have more respect.
- Oh, keep your nose out, Melania Tramp,
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or I'll put some buttons in with your
change.
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- What did you call me?
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- SCREAMING
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What is it?
- Someone grabbed me.
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- GERRY: Who did?
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- I don't know. I don't know.
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- You all right?
- Yeah, I think so.
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- All right. All right.
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- They... They pulled my bag and I
dropped it. Sorry.
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- Are you hurt?
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- No, I don't think so.
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- Were they going for the breasts, do
you think?
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- Gerald!
- What? I'm just trying to establish the facts.
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- What's happened now?
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- We're not sure.
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- It's a sex pest in the carriage.
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Operates in the dark.
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- My purse has gone.
- Are you sure?
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- Yeah, it was in here. I just had it
and now it's gone.
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- Strike that. Sex pest and thief.
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- Will you stop saying that word?
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- What word? Sex pest?
- Yes!
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- Sit down, please. I've got this.
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OK, young man...
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...empty your pockets.
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- What?
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- Empty your pockets.
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This lady has had her purse stolen.
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- What's that got to do with me?
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- I don't know yet.
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- Why am I being singled out?
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- HE SCOFFS
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I don't mean to be insensitive,
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but you're the only one begging for
money here.
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- That doesn't mean I'm a thief.
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- Then empty your pockets.
- No.
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And she had her breast pinched.
- Gerald!
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- No, no. No-one did that.
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- Poor woman's blotted it out.
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Coping mechanism.
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- Will you be quiet, please?
- Sorry.
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Honestly, sir, I haven't done nothing.
- He doesn't have to
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empty his pockets for you. You're not
the police.
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- He might be.
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They put them on trains undercover.
I've seen 'em.
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- Look, the thief is definitely on
this carriage.
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In the absence of the law, I just want
to check.
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I'm only trying to help this lady.
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- That's reasonable enough.
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- Absolutely it is.
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And if he needs strip-searching,
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I've got some Vaseline and latex
gloves in me fanny pack.
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- She gave me ยฃ2. Why would I rob from
her?
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- Well, that's the oldest trick in the
book. - What is?
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- You remember what happened with
Sting's accountant?
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He thought they were friends. Scammed
him for six mil.
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- It's hardly the same thing, Gerry.
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- They always start small.
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- I don't mind showing you my bags.
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- Ah, there you are, you see.
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SHOUTS: Thank you, sir. It's all
perfectly fine.
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There's nothing to hide if you've got
nothing to hide.
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Huh?
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BAG RUSTLES
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That's great. Thank you.
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- I do have more.
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- That's... HE GASPS ...fine.
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- Don't you want to check them?
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- No, it's OK.
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I trust you.
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- I wouldn't if I were you, miss.
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- WHISPERS:
- Not plugged in.
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We don't mind being searched, do we,
Edith?
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- Well, yes, but...
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- Just to rule ourselves out.
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- We've been to the theatre.
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We enjoy Gilbert and Sullivan. We're
not hoodlums.
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- Honestly, you don't have to, it's
fine.
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- Did you have much money in it?
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- No, not much. But all my cards.
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- Well, don't...don't use cards.
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Why will no-one listen to me about
this?
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- And a photograph of my father
which...
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- TEARFULLY:
- I wouldn't want to lose that.
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- Well, look, I am happy to comply
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and show that I haven't got it.
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Edith? Edith.
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- Um...
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This is just a car coat,
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so it doesn't have pockets,
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and there is nothing in my handbag.
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- Well, two apple cores.
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- CLEARS HIS THROAT
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You see?
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That's what honest, decent citizens
do.
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Now...
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...are you going to let me check your
pockets?
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Thank you.
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Wasn't so hard, was it?
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- Speak for yourself, darling. I found
it quite erotic.
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- Don't be so childish.
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- Well, I bet you've never tried to
keep a tuck with a semi on.
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- Shall I speak to the driver?
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Tell him there's been an incident.
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- Good idea. Proper authorities.
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- What about your pockets, Chief
Inspector?
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Can we look in them?
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- Yes.
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Of course.
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You see?
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No-one is above the law.
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You can't just do what you want
without consequences.
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- That's true. I snipped our
neighbour's hydrangeas back
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and they planted bamboo out of spite.
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The drive's ruined, isn't it, Gerry?
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- I'm afraid so.
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It was an act of madness,
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and now we live with the encroachment.
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Shafts of it poking through the tarmac
like Hydra's teeth!
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- Have you tried boiling water?
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- Of course we have! It can't be
stopped!
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Sorry.
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- Who you working for?
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- Highton Grammar. I'm a physics
teacher.
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- No, no, no, I don't trust him.
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He's been spying on us the whole time.
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- Don't be ridiculous.
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- Yeah. You've been writing stuff down
about us in code.
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- That's a polygon.
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- Yeah! Look - "actor", "fake",
"taskforce".
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- It's a puzzle.
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You have to make words from the
letters they give you.
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- Oh, I'm good at those, let me see.
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- You're collating. I see you
collating.
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- Collating what?
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- Data. For them. There's a bigger
picture, yeah?
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Yeah, we're all being monitored. You
must know that.
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- Yes! It's aliens.
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I've seen them too.
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They experimented on me at a bus stop
in Preston.
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They put an R2-D2 in my bottom.
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- To scale, obviously.
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He's not joking.
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- How do you know?
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- He's got it in that bag.
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Oh, my God.
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Speaking of bags, can we see inside
yours?
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- Definitely not.
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Private property.
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- Everybody else has.
- I said no.
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- Why not?
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What have you got to hide?
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- Oi, fuck off, man.
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- I'm so sorry.
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I...I didn't mean to cause this much
upset.
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- Don't worry, it's not your fault.
257
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- I'm just a bit shaken.
258
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I've never had anything stolen before.
259
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,360
- Well, I'm sure the police can sort
it all out.
260
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We'll make a statement, won't we,
Gerry? - Yes, of course.
261
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- I'm sorry, but I'm not saying shit
to the police.
262
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I wouldn't trust them as far as I
could throw them.
263
00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:11,280
- Hardly surprising, is it?
264
00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:12,680
- Why'd you say that?
265
00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:14,000
- Oh, no reason.
266
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,640
- No, go on. If you've got something
to say,
267
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I think you should say it.
268
00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,400
- I've been a teacher for 25 years.
269
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:24,800
I've seen the erosion of respect for
authority.
270
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:27,040
There was a time when I would walk
into a classroom
271
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,640
and 30 students would stand up
immediately.
272
00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:31,200
- Oh, is that what you want?
273
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,760
"Good morning, sir."
274
00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:34,360
- This lady is a nurse!
275
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:37,040
It wasn't so long ago
276
00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,520
we were standing in the street
applauding their efforts.
277
00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,080
Or maybe you never bothered?
278
00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:44,520
- No, maybe I never did.
279
00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,520
- Do you have a list of everyone who
banged a pan?
280
00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:49,000
- Oh, the Government do. They see
everything.
281
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,240
- We were out there at least three
times, weren't we, Edith?
282
00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,480
Although that Le Creuset was bloody
heavy.
283
00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:57,480
- As some day it may happen that a
victim must be found
284
00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:00,360
I've got a little list I've got a
little list
285
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:04,440
Of society offenders who may well be
underground
286
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,400
And who never would be missed
287
00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:08,400
Who never would be missed
288
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:09,800
There's the pestilential...
289
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:12,040
- Frig me, it's like Hamilton for
hobos.
290
00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,400
- It's from The Mikado.
- Oh!
291
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:15,920
- ...People who have flabby hands
292
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,760
And irritating laughs
293
00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:20,800
All children who are up in dates and
floor you...
294
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,560
- Thank you, darling. We'll let you
know.
295
00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:24,480
- All persons who in shaking
hands...
296
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:27,440
- All right! All right, let's stop
playing silly buggers.
297
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,600
Open the bag.
- No.
298
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,160
- Well, I'm afraid I'm going to have
to insist,
299
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,920
because you were closest to this lady
300
00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:34,200
when the incident occurred.
- Stay the fuck away from me.
301
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:36,520
- They never would be missed.
302
00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:39,680
- If... If I could make a suggestion?
303
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:43,240
Let's take a vote. See what the
general feeling is.
304
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,400
- Very good, Edith.
305
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,000
Democracy manifest.
306
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:48,720
- Everyone who thinks...
307
00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:51,760
Sorry, I didn't catch your name.
308
00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,080
- I didn't give you my name.
309
00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:55,640
- Well, we could vote on whether he
should.
310
00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:58,280
- No, he doesn't have to give us his
name, it's fine.
311
00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:00,160
- Harold. My name's Harold.
312
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,800
- Oh, hello, Harold.
313
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,920
I'm Edith, and this is my husband,
Gerry.
314
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:04,960
- Hello.
315
00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:07,600
- Binks. Raymond Binks.
316
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,160
- I'm Elena.
317
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:11,840
It's very nice to meet you all.
318
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:15,880
- Well, my boy name is Jonathan -
urgh, gives me the ick -
319
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,360
but my drag name
320
00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:18,880
is Wilma Dickshow.
- Wilma...?
321
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:21,120
- Dickshow.
- Right.
322
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,720
- I do a bottomless brunch first
Thursday of every month
323
00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:24,920
at the Purple Sock. I know -
324
00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:26,480
I'll put you all on the guest list.
325
00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:29,600
Gerry and Edith. Elena. What was your
name again?
326
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,160
- I'm not giving you my name, all
right?
327
00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:33,600
- Oh, damn it. I thought I was going
to Columbo him then.
328
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,800
- He doesn't have to give you his
name. He doesn't have to
329
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,000
give you anything. Just because you
assume authority,
330
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,960
like the fascist prick that you are.
331
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,720
- Well, when the police become
involved,
332
00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:44,240
we'll all have to give our names,
won't we?
333
00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:47,040
- I won't.
- You tell him, Cleo... Oh, bum cheeks!
334
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,640
- All right, this has gone on long
enough. Is there anybody here
335
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:52,280
who thinks I shouldn't look inside
this young man's bag,
336
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,280
by force, if necessary?
- Yes!
337
00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,480
Come on.
338
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,720
- Well, someone's nicked her purse,
darling,
339
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,000
and it wasn't me.
340
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,640
- There you are, see?
341
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,400
Hand it over.
- Oi, oi!
342
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,680
What you doing, man?
343
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:12,720
Is no-one going to stand up to him?
- Give it to me.
344
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:22,560
- Someone stop him!
345
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:36,240
- TANNOY:
- Me again, folks.
346
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:38,680
Sorry about the continuing loss of
power.
347
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:41,400
We should be on our way fairly
shortly.
348
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,040
We are aware there's been an incident
349
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,280
in one of the carriages,
350
00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:47,320
and the proper authorities have been
informed.
351
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,520
Once again,
352
00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:50,720
I apologise for any inconvenience
caused.
353
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:06,000
Can I have my newspaper back, please?
354
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,040
- Oh, yes. I got "frock",
unsurprisingly,
355
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,520
and "fork".
356
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,080
I wanted "cock"...
357
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:14,720
...but there's only one C.
358
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,880
- Did you know that "Meryl Streep"
359
00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:32,560
is an anagram of "try eel sperm"?
360
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,560
It's always tickled me.
361
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,800
- What did the driver say?
362
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,240
- He said there's a replacement
service on the way.
363
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:45,720
Shouldn't be long now.
364
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:51,040
- Well, looks as though I'm going to
be late for work.
365
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,600
- HE SCOFFS
366
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,120
- I'd love to be late for work.
367
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:56,040
My job's 24/7.
368
00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,360
- Your job?
369
00:16:59,360 --> 00:16:59,360
- COINS RATTLE
370
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,640
- Surviving.
371
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,560
- Do you make much money going up and
down?
372
00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:12,880
- No.
373
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,720
People are just embarrassed. I get it.
374
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,320
I'm asking for generosity.
375
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:21,160
It puts them in the position of
deciding to be kind or not.
376
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,920
- Do you think people are not kind?
377
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,560
- I think most people don't believe me
378
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,560
when I tell them I've got nothing.
379
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,720
They think it's a con, I'm just lying.
380
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,520
- At the hospital, I see the opposite.
381
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,360
Lots of frightened people trying to
make sense
382
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,880
of what's happening to them.
383
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,320
They just really want to know
384
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,200
that everything's going to be all
right, but...
385
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,640
..sometimes they can't accept the
truth.
386
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,240
- Here...
387
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,920
You can have your ยฃ2 back.
388
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,360
- Oh, no, no. You keep that.
389
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,360
- Are you sure?
- Hmm. Yeah, course.
390
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,760
Hope it brings you luck.
391
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:08,560
- Says here they're doing Salad Days
392
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:11,200
for their Christmas show. Shall we
book for that, Edie?
393
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,080
Boxing Day treat?
- Hmm?
394
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,080
- Shall we book Salad Days for
Christmas?
395
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:17,640
- No. I don't want to see Salad Days.
396
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,080
- What's the matter?
397
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,080
- I think that man's a bully.
398
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,720
- Who?
- The teacher.
399
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:27,800
Why do we always let people like him
bully us?
400
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,480
We're people in our own right.
401
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:30,800
We have our own opinions.
402
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:33,200
- Yes, of course we do, but we don't
have to blurt them out
403
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,400
to every Tom, Dick and Harold, do we?
404
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,360
- I don't know. I think we just sunk
into ourselves.
405
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:40,600
Anything for a quiet life.
406
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,960
- Well, there's nothing wrong with
that, is there?
407
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,880
- What happened to you, Gerald?
408
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,560
You used to be such a firebrand.
409
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,600
When you had that trouble at work,
410
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,280
you were the first one to lead your
team out on strike.
411
00:18:57,280 --> 00:19:00,160
Standing there with your whistle and
your megaphone.
412
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:02,800
- That was a long time ago, Edie.
413
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,040
- I came and brought you soup.
414
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,440
Do you remember?
415
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,720
In a big pot with a ladle.
416
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:11,040
And we all sang that song from Oliver!
417
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,840
Food Glorious Food.
418
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:14,000
- What is it, love?
419
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:17,080
What's the matter?
420
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:19,160
- I want more, Gerry.
421
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,760
I want more!
422
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,480
- MUSIC THROUGH HEADPHONES
423
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,560
Here, it's your favourite.
424
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:41,320
All Too Well (10 Minute Version)
(Taylor's Version) (From the Vault).
425
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,000
What?
426
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,160
You're not going to have an eppy
427
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,360
because I didn't put my hand up, are
you?
428
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,320
- I can't believe you'd let him get
away with that.
429
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,920
- Oh, Cleo, come down off your high
horse, darling.
430
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,240
It's exhausting.
431
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,080
- He assaulted those two young men.
432
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,080
- Yeah, and we had front-row seats.
433
00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,560
Lucky us.
434
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,240
It's not every day you get a free sex
show
435
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,520
on your train ride home, is it?
436
00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:05,760
I should have filmed it for OnlyFans -
437
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:08,920
The Teacher, The Tramp And The
Terrorist.
438
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:11,120
- He's not a terrorist. Why is he a
terrorist?
439
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,400
- He was clinging onto that bag
440
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,080
tighter than Judy Finnegan to a wine
glass.
441
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,040
And I bet he grew that beard
442
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,880
to hide his face from the cameras.
443
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:20,320
- Not everyone with a bag and a beard
is a terrorist, Wilma.
444
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,920
- Yeah, and not everyone
445
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,840
who tapes their knob to their arsehole
446
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,200
is a drag queen but... You know.
447
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,560
- I think she may be right.
- Thank you.
448
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,640
- Where are you heading to?
449
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,000
- None of your business, man.
450
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,080
- You didn't seem to know the area,
that's all.
451
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,040
- Look, I'm not explaining myself to
you. I'm not on trial,
452
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,560
I'm not at school. I've done nothing
wrong.
453
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:42,760
- "The lady doth protest too much,
methinks."
454
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,040
Shakespeare.
455
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:46,400
- Well, they're sending somebody to
help us.
456
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:47,760
Maybe we should just wait.
457
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,240
- Yeah.
458
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:50,480
- HOMELESS MAN:
- Well, I believe him.
459
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:51,560
- Thank you.
460
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,840
- Not you. Him.
- Oh.
461
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,160
That's not a particularly glowing
endorsement
462
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,800
coming from a common thief.
463
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,680
- I'm not a thief.
464
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:03,120
- Crawling up and down the train
carriage all day,
465
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,920
begging for change!
466
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:08,120
You work your fingers to the bone!
467
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,640
- Shut your mouth!
468
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:12,840
I'm with you. Someone's got to stand
up to the man.
469
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,360
- Exactly. And he's been lording it
470
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,360
over us this whole time like he's
better than us.
471
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,360
Well, you're not! And the rest of you
472
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,480
can sit there and do nothing
473
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,560
but I'm taking affirmative action.
474
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,120
- HE LAUGHS
475
00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:26,520
There's still more of us than there
are of you.
476
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,000
- No, there isn't.
477
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,920
Excuse me.
478
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:33,160
- Edith, what are you doing?
479
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,440
- I think you're a bully,
480
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,800
and I don't think it's fair, what
you've been doing.
481
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,840
- Look, look, look. I want another
vote.
482
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:43,320
If the majority of people want to see
inside this bag,
483
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:44,840
then you can, and I won't stop you.
484
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:46,960
- Good, because I do.
485
00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:51,080
Squash this little rebellion
486
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:53,160
and then prove that I'm right.
487
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,680
Gerald?
488
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,880
- I agree.
489
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,480
- Elena?
490
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:10,280
- Sorry.
491
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:15,560
- And...
492
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:18,800
...this gentleman?
493
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,720
- Oh, my gosh, it's come all down to
me.
494
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,000
It's like Kramer Vs Kramer.
495
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,440
Who do I choose?
496
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:35,040
Ickle, ockle, chocolate bottle, ickle,
ockle, out,
497
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:37,960
turn the dirty dishcloth inside out.
498
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:40,200
- Everything's just a big fucking joke
499
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,440
to you, isn't it, Jonathan?
500
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:42,800
- Um, pretty much, yeah.
501
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:46,000
- You can't see through all those fake
lashes and mascara
502
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,440
that here, in the real world,
503
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:50,040
there is injustice happening
everywhere you look.
504
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,080
And if you thought about anybody else
but yourself
505
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,880
for at least 30 seconds, you'd realise
that!
506
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,880
- Oh, I know all about the real world,
507
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:57,200
Cleopatra, darling.
508
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,520
I've been laughed at, beaten up,
509
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,920
had dog shit pushed through my
letterbox.
510
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,320
There's no need to tell me about
injustice.
511
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:10,360
And if I want to paint my face and
lip-sync to Lady Gaga,
512
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:12,600
then that's just my way of dealing
with it,
513
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,360
all right? Just like yours
514
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:17,240
is rebelling against your posh-as-fuck
upbringing
515
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:20,080
by getting a little nose-ring and
tottering after me
516
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,720
like the ghastly little fag hag that
you are.
517
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,400
I'm with you, Daddy.
518
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,320
- When did you get so mean?
519
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,640
- Blessed are the mean,
520
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,960
for they will inherit the earth.
521
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,720
- CLANKING
522
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:50,160
- Blessed are those who hunger and
thirst after righteousness,
523
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,640
for they will be killed.
524
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,200
- Hey, you can look inside now.
525
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:59,240
- Blessed are the merciful,
526
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:03,080
for they will be shown no mercy.
527
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,480
- What is this?
528
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,400
- Blessed are the pure in heart...
529
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:15,560
..for they will see...God.
530
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,200
- What the fuck?
531
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:32,520
- Gerry?
532
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:39,080
- Put them on. You've got about 20
seconds.
533
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,960
- Harold and I don't need them.
534
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,960
- What's happening, Gerry?
535
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:49,480
- It's all right, Edie. Deep breaths.
536
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:50,560
It doesn't hurt.
537
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:51,960
- HISSING
538
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:57,080
COUGHING
539
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,080
MUFFLED CRIES FOR HELP
540
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,040
HISSING CONTINUES
541
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:12,040
EDITH:
- Gerry!
542
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:13,320
- Help us!
543
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:14,880
Help!
544
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:19,400
EDITH:
- Gerry!
545
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,040
- COUGHING AND GASPING
546
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:24,880
- Gerry!
547
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,800
- HISSING STOPS
548
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,440
CLEARS HIS THROAT
549
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:46,440
- Sorry about the inconvenience.
550
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,680
The purse was just an inciting
incident.
551
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,920
Oh, you can take these off now. It's
fine.
552
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,800
- INHALES SHARPLY
553
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,000
- It's fine.
554
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,720
No hard feelings, eh?
555
00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:59,600
- W-What's going on?
556
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,320
- Well, we implement this action from
time to time.
557
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:04,120
Swap out the disruptors,
558
00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:06,400
anybody who challenges the status quo.
559
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,200
But you all have nothing to worry
about.
560
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:10,640
- What do you mean?
561
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,200
- Now, if you could just sign here.
562
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,840
It just confirms that you took no part
in today's events
563
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,560
as they never actually happened.
564
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:22,000
Oh, and tick the box if you'd be
interested in helping us
565
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,480
in the future. We really need people
like you,
566
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,120
Elena, actually.
567
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:27,640
People who don't get involved.
568
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,840
Thanks.
569
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,320
Great.
570
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:33,000
- What about these people?
571
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:35,720
- Well, you can see them.
572
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:37,600
They're right here.
573
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,040
Only now, like you...
574
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:42,960
- WHISPERS:
- ..they wouldn't say boo to a goose.
575
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,080
Isn't that right, Gerry?
576
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,040
- Oh, that's right, sir.
577
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,320
- Great. Great.
578
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,320
- TANNOY CHIMES
579
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,640
- We do apologise for the delay
580
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,320
in your replacement service today.
581
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,600
This was due to an earlier disruption
on the line
582
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:02,040
which has now been rectified.
583
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,520
We do hope you have a safe onwards
journey.
584
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,480
- Hey, guys. Um, just three people
today,
585
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:10,720
two females and a male.
586
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:15,680
Yep, great.
587
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,000
- Edith?
588
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,200
- Yes?
589
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:30,560
- When we get home, shall we book to
see Salad Days?
590
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,120
- Yes, I think we should.
591
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:35,880
- TANNOY:
- If you see something that doesn't look right,
592
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:41,480
speak to staff or text British
Transport Police on 61016
593
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,280
and we'll sort it.
594
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:44,480
See it.
595
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:48,720
Say it.
596
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:49,920
Sorted.
597
00:27:49,970 --> 00:27:54,520
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