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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Ah, yeah!
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Let's go! Yeah!
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Oh, good, there you are.
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Right this way.
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I've got number one.
We're traveling.
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Wow, you look
absolutely incredible.
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Aw.
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I'm actually a really big fan.
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Oh.
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You smell really good too.
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Here is the stage.
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Thank you, everyone, for coming.
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We are so excited
to welcome back
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Deborah Vance!
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That's it?
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Our Deborah Vance
slot machines...
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- Hey, Marty! Marty!
- Are exclusive to the...
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- Hey! Marty!
- Palmetto and to Caesar's.
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Where's Deborah?
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Yeah, she's a little
busy these days.
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You've had such a year
since that special came out.
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What's next? Nobel Peace Prize?
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It's such an ugly medal.
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Got to tell you, loved
the Super Bowl commercial.
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Oh, wasn't that fun?
And I actually do
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love Tostitos Scoops.
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Did you ever imagine
you were going to be
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on the "Time" 100 list?
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Yes.
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I loved your special.
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I loved your vaccine.
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Deborah, come to Brazil.
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You know, I keep hearing that.
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You know, I will.
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That's not real crab!
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Yes!
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Wait, just so you know, I
fucking hate your sister,
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and I want to kill
your sister for you.
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You're adorable.
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Oh, George, thanks for letting
me get up here so last-minute.
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I'd bump anybody for you, baby.
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- You've got to be kidding.
- You're the best.
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Plus you've got the biggest
special in the world.
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I'm so proud of you,
you have no idea.
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Thank you.
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Ah, thank you so much.
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Thank you, thank you.
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This is so intimate.
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I...
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no, really, I haven't...
I haven't played
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a room this small for a while.
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So...
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Anyway, thanks in
advance for being kind.
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I'm working out some
new material, so...
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It might be a little rough.
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Why are you laughing?
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Anyway, um, you
know, I-I was, uh,
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out walking my two corgis
the other day and...
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That's not the joke.
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Why...
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- You don't see it?
- Mm-mm.
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The strawberries are with
the Waterford crystal,
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the cacti are with the penguins,
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and the corn cobs are
nowhere near each other.
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- It's chaos.
- Huh.
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She's obviously
not sleeping again.
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I might have to slip
Ambien in her coq au vin.
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- Good morning.
- Hey.
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You look gorgeous.
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Oh.
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Your stylist is in
the living room.
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- Good.
- Actually, while I have you,
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we need to go over a few
things with the collection.
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Sure.
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It's not good.
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For the DV baseball caps,
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we wanted to feature
one with text.
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The designer suggested
"fabulous" on acid-wash denim.
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Oh, that's so tacky.
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Let's do "chic" on the
leopard print hearts.
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Perfect. I'll see
you at the office.
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Hello, hello.
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Oh, hi.
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So we have some
incredible options
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for the award presentation.
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Everybody sent looks...
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Celine, Fendi, Dolce...
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Oh, the other day,
somebody told me.
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Dolce is extremely problematic.
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Okay, no Dolce. We
love a woke queen.
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Oh, I didn't say I
wouldn't wear it.
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I'm just telling you an
annoying part of my week.
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Hilarious.
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Ooh.
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I love that one.
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But also no, you know?
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You know, um, these
are all lovely, um,
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but nothing's really
speaking to me.
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You know, I just...
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I think I might have
something better in my closet.
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Mm-hmm.
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Holy fuck.
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Okay, so I'm thinking
floor-length,
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so let's go to evening gowns.
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Alaia, no.
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Ann Demeulemeester, maybe,
maybe, maybe, maybe.
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Alexander McQueen, no.
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Let's see.
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Yeah, the '80s were good to me.
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Let's see, let's see.
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No. No.
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Eh, predictable. No.
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Hm.
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Yeah.
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Okay, here it is.
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What do you think?
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Okay, honey, this is it.
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I'm not so sure now.
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- I don't...
- Trust your gut.
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It's so bright, so bold.
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It'll make a splash.
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Really?
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- Love.
- Obsessed.
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- Will you zip me?
- Yeah.
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It was actually
custom-made for me.
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I never got to actually wear
it to the event, though,
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'cause Polanski fled.
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It's actually j...
i-it just won't close.
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But you know, did you
drink any seltzer today?
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Because I read on this
website one time that
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seltzer can make you
bloat, and it definitely
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- would be the seltzer.
- It's okay. It's okay.
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I just need to lose a
little bit of weight.
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I got two weeks. I can...
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I can make it fit.
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How do these walk?
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- No words.
- Oh, my God.
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- Beautiful.
- You better walk.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yay, my Botox settled.
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Mine didn't. I'm gonna
sue Getty Images.
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- Ugh.
- Stop.
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I'm disgusting.
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Oh, hey, Ava said
she had work tonight,
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so she might still be working.
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- Okay.
- FYI.
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Ava?
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Ava?
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Ava!
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Oh. Shit.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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I was... I was ch...
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Chopping the blocks as they
were flying towards me,
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and they get louder as
they gather in power.
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What's up, you guys?
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Hey, why don't you
guys head to the back
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and... and we'll
meet you in a second?
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- It's... it's...
- Sure.
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- Yeah.
- Over that way.
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You... you know you could have
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told me if you didn't want
to come to the premiere.
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No, I swear to God I worked.
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I had to read, like, 500
pages of fucking research
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on how the coral
reefs are collapsing,
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and it was so depressing
that I literally had
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to escape to an
alternate reality.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Did I look dorky?
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No, not at all.
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- Really?
- No.
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Really sexy.
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Oh, my God.
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Fuck.
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Shit. Oh, my God.
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I'm sorry, you guys. I'm
gonna have to call this in.
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You can wait here or you
can walk to the next stop.
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I'm so sorry.
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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I was distracted.
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I'm gonna be late for work now.
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Fuck you.
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I-I'm hearing you.
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And also, I want to commend you
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for using mass transit.
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You're a piece of shit, okay?
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I'm sorry, I-I'm just
gonna go wait in my car.
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Don't leave the scene either.
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I won't. Sorry.
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Oh. Uh, hi, Lewis.
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Sorry, I-I'm almost done
with a... a new draft.
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Sorry it's late.
I... this morning...
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Uh, no... no worries.
That's not why I'm here.
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So the good news.
Good news is that
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the story on the heat
dome is turning out great.
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- Great.
- Bad news is that
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Josh is stuck in Arizona.
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All flights have been canceled
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'cause the tires are
melted to the tarmac.
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Again?
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Um, so he won't
make it to Montreal
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for the panel with
me this weekend.
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Do you think you might want
to take his place, go instead?
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Oh, wow.
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I mean, yeah, I-I would love to.
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- Yeah?
- Thank you.
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Great. I'll have
Gretchen send you
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- the information.
- Yeah.
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- It's gonna be fun.
- Okay, thanks.
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All right, goodbye.
Back to work.
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Sorry it's so last-minute.
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Oh, my God, it's totally fine.
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It's so awesome he asked.
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I know, right?
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There are so many other writers
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they could have asked
who've been there longer.
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But he asked you.
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Plus I have fight
choreo all weekend.
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Apparently there's,
like, a whole episode
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that's just one epic fight scene
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where I realize my powers as
Wolf Girl during the fight.
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Oh, my God. Of course
the female protagonist
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doesn't know what's going
on with her own body.
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Actually, it's like a metaphor
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for how society views
female anger as unpalatable.
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Oh, that's really good then.
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Do you need me to pick up
your car while you're gone?
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Oh, thank you, but I guess
it's gonna be a while.
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I hope that guy's paying
for it since he hit you.
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Yeah, for sure he will.
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BMW drivers, such dickheads.
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Zoom-zooming around, you know?
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Um, hey, do you know where my
collapsible water bottle is?
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Oh, yeah, I'll check
the dishwasher.
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Thank you.
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Ugh! Oh, my God!
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Could you have
driven any slower?
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We missed three shows already.
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Yeah, well, that was harrowing.
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Why would you rent
a $300,000 car
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in a new city with
French road signs?
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Because JFL is the
comedy industry event
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of the year, Jimmy.
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Deborah's doing amazing.
I want people to know
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we're doing amazing too.
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It's all about peacocking, baby.
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No, it's not.
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Reps come to this festival to...
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Cheat on their wives.
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Sure, but we are here to see
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fresh, interesting
new voices, okay?
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Stop stressing.
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Mi trust fund es su trust fund.
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Just charge it.
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Thank you. She has a
huge bag in the back,
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and also it's very sensitive.
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Be careful on the gas.
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Hey, Jimmy, Kayla.
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Ugh.
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Hey, guys, what's up?
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Surprised to see you two here.
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00:14:09,193 --> 00:14:12,005
You know this is New Faces,
not Old Faces, right?
264
00:14:12,029 --> 00:14:14,007
Ha ha, very funny.
Just so you know,
265
00:14:14,031 --> 00:14:16,551
we have a diverse roster
of clients of every age.
266
00:14:16,575 --> 00:14:18,469
Yeah, I saw you just
signed Valerie Bertinelli.
267
00:14:18,493 --> 00:14:20,096
Yeah, we did. Huge
get... lot of people
268
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,347
wanted Valerie, but
we got her, so...
269
00:14:21,371 --> 00:14:22,974
And guess what?
We only represent
270
00:14:22,998 --> 00:14:24,868
Valerie Bertinelli's
non-cooking appearances,
271
00:14:24,959 --> 00:14:26,019
so you actually
fucking don't know
272
00:14:26,043 --> 00:14:27,145
what you're talking about, Dan.
273
00:14:27,169 --> 00:14:28,438
Whatever. We got to go.
274
00:14:28,462 --> 00:14:30,315
Hey, good luck this winter.
275
00:14:30,339 --> 00:14:33,234
A bad flu season could
knock out your whole roster.
276
00:14:33,258 --> 00:14:35,904
- Oh, shut the fuck up, okay?
- Whoa.
277
00:14:35,928 --> 00:14:38,073
Great to see you guys.
Maybe I'll see you around.
278
00:14:38,097 --> 00:14:39,782
- Yeah.
- Silas.
279
00:14:39,806 --> 00:14:41,659
I just drove a Lambo,
by the way, just now.
280
00:14:41,683 --> 00:14:43,244
Congrats.
281
00:14:43,268 --> 00:14:45,562
And he did a good
job driving around!
282
00:14:57,574 --> 00:14:59,719
It's so '80s in here.
283
00:14:59,743 --> 00:15:01,554
Oh, is that true?
Is it the birds?
284
00:15:01,578 --> 00:15:02,973
Well, I mean, I
don't know. I just...
285
00:15:02,997 --> 00:15:04,349
Uh, Logan and Mirya, right?
286
00:15:04,373 --> 00:15:06,059
Ava from the "Ice
Age" roundtable.
287
00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:07,978
Oh, hey.
288
00:15:08,002 --> 00:15:09,562
You guys were so
fucking funny at that.
289
00:15:09,586 --> 00:15:11,064
Oh, my God, no, you were.
290
00:15:11,088 --> 00:15:12,315
Seriously, we were
talking about it.
291
00:15:12,339 --> 00:15:14,067
Oh, that's so nice
of you to say.
292
00:15:14,091 --> 00:15:15,485
I was a little nervous
because I'm not
293
00:15:15,509 --> 00:15:17,070
super familiar
with the universe.
294
00:15:17,094 --> 00:15:18,678
Oh, who cares?
295
00:15:20,222 --> 00:15:22,075
Sorry...
296
00:15:22,099 --> 00:15:25,411
Are you wearing,
uh, Black Pashmina?
297
00:15:25,435 --> 00:15:29,707
Yeah, um, my boss says I
don't process onions well,
298
00:15:29,731 --> 00:15:31,626
so she gave me a bottle to
wear every time I'm around her,
299
00:15:31,650 --> 00:15:32,586
but it's... it's fine.
300
00:15:32,610 --> 00:15:34,212
Yeah, it stinks.
301
00:15:34,236 --> 00:15:36,547
Um, are
302
00:15:36,571 --> 00:15:38,341
are you working
for Deborah Vance?
303
00:15:38,365 --> 00:15:39,944
- Yeah.
- Yeah, we've been
304
00:15:40,034 --> 00:15:41,511
writing for her for,
like, a few months.
305
00:15:41,535 --> 00:15:44,847
Yeah, she's winning Comedy
Special of the Year.
306
00:15:44,871 --> 00:15:45,950
She's here?
307
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,374
Yeah.
308
00:15:48,542 --> 00:15:50,353
Do you know if her
manager's here too?
309
00:15:50,377 --> 00:15:51,562
And then I asked
myself, you know,
310
00:15:51,586 --> 00:15:52,986
do I even want to
date a male model
311
00:15:53,047 --> 00:15:54,190
at this point in my life?
312
00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:56,192
And the answer was, yeah.
313
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:57,962
- Okay, Kayla...
- I do want to.
314
00:15:58,052 --> 00:15:59,852
Who are those Latitude
douche bags talking to?
315
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:02,908
Oh, um, Clive somebody.
316
00:16:02,932 --> 00:16:05,618
Yeah, that's one of the shows
that we missed on stage four.
317
00:16:05,642 --> 00:16:07,644
Apparently he's the
toast of the town.
318
00:16:10,314 --> 00:16:12,042
Okay, we gotta meet that
guy. We are gonna sign him
319
00:16:12,066 --> 00:16:13,126
before Latitude does.
320
00:16:13,150 --> 00:16:14,878
Okay, there we go.
321
00:16:14,902 --> 00:16:16,629
We got a live one.
322
00:16:16,653 --> 00:16:19,174
I'll do some recon right after
I hit the little ladies' room.
323
00:16:19,198 --> 00:16:21,426
Do you happen to have a tampon?
324
00:16:21,450 --> 00:16:23,344
Why would I?
325
00:16:23,368 --> 00:16:24,679
I don't know, Jimmy.
326
00:16:24,703 --> 00:16:26,991
Hey. Deborah's here?
327
00:16:27,081 --> 00:16:28,558
- You're here?
- Yeah.
328
00:16:28,582 --> 00:16:30,226
Lewis asked me to join
a panel last-minute.
329
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,437
Oh, my God, Ava, that's
huge. That's awesome.
330
00:16:32,461 --> 00:16:34,171
And she hired new writers?
331
00:16:35,505 --> 00:16:38,276
You know what, she hired two,
332
00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:40,070
which is actually a
compliment, isn't it?
333
00:16:40,094 --> 00:16:41,321
She had to replace
you with two people.
334
00:16:41,345 --> 00:16:42,572
Wow.
335
00:16:42,596 --> 00:16:44,240
Also, you look great.
336
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:46,242
I like this blazer. Very writer.
337
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:48,012
I'm not ready to see her.
338
00:16:48,102 --> 00:16:49,353
Ava!
339
00:16:50,479 --> 00:16:51,789
That doesn't matter at all.
340
00:16:51,813 --> 00:16:53,083
- Hey.
- Holy shit.
341
00:16:53,107 --> 00:16:54,918
- That's Winnie Landell.
- Who?
342
00:16:54,942 --> 00:16:56,711
The head of your network.
343
00:16:56,735 --> 00:16:57,671
Introduce me.
344
00:16:57,695 --> 00:16:59,023
Be charming. Come on.
345
00:16:59,113 --> 00:17:00,381
15 people, none
of them like her.
346
00:17:00,405 --> 00:17:01,674
- I agree.
- I don't think she's funny.
347
00:17:01,698 --> 00:17:03,093
- Hi.
- Uh, Ava,
348
00:17:03,117 --> 00:17:05,386
this is Winnie Landell.
She gave me my job.
349
00:17:05,410 --> 00:17:06,762
So by proxy, she gave you yours.
350
00:17:06,786 --> 00:17:08,348
What are you?
351
00:17:08,372 --> 00:17:10,976
Uh, mostly Irish, a
little Scottish...
352
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,853
No, no, no, I mean
agent or stand-up...
353
00:17:13,877 --> 00:17:15,939
- Oh, no, I'm a writer.
- Of course you are.
354
00:17:15,963 --> 00:17:18,042
Actually, she's my
favorite writer.
355
00:17:18,132 --> 00:17:19,484
Keep that on the down-low.
356
00:17:19,508 --> 00:17:22,195
Hi, Lewis. Winnie, I
am Jimmy LuSaque, Jr.
357
00:17:22,219 --> 00:17:24,489
I'm Ava's manager and
a huge fan of yours.
358
00:17:24,513 --> 00:17:25,573
Everything you've
done at the network...
359
00:17:25,597 --> 00:17:27,200
You're Jimmy LuSaque's kid?
360
00:17:27,224 --> 00:17:28,201
- Yes.
- I knew him.
361
00:17:28,225 --> 00:17:29,285
I fucked him once.
362
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:30,578
After the divorce
363
00:17:30,602 --> 00:17:32,538
mine, not his.
364
00:17:32,562 --> 00:17:34,374
Well, I don't know, maybe his.
365
00:17:34,398 --> 00:17:35,666
We didn't talk much.
366
00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:37,335
What year?
367
00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:38,879
Have you seen the
spicy tuna guy?
368
00:17:38,903 --> 00:17:40,338
- Uh, no.
- No.
369
00:17:40,362 --> 00:17:42,066
Was it post-'96?
370
00:17:42,156 --> 00:17:43,674
Uh, so Winnie and I
are headed to dinner.
371
00:17:43,698 --> 00:17:45,927
And then after, we're gonna
go to Seth and Evan's party.
372
00:17:45,951 --> 00:17:46,970
- Do you want to go to that?
- Yes.
373
00:17:46,994 --> 00:17:48,072
Yeah.
374
00:17:48,162 --> 00:17:49,704
Hey, hey, spicy tuna.
375
00:17:51,581 --> 00:17:52,642
Okay. See you there?
376
00:17:52,666 --> 00:17:54,126
- Okay.
- Okay. All right.
377
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:58,023
Wow. Blunt. You okay?
378
00:17:58,047 --> 00:17:59,732
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure it
was after the divorce.
379
00:17:59,756 --> 00:18:01,151
So do you think that
was an invitation
380
00:18:01,175 --> 00:18:02,443
for both of us or just you?
381
00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:04,320
I don't know. I'll
f... I'll find out.
382
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:05,571
I literally sweat through
my shirt when I heard
383
00:18:05,595 --> 00:18:06,656
about Deborah, so
I got to change
384
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:07,949
if I'm going to this party.
385
00:18:07,973 --> 00:18:09,683
Okay. Text me, all right?
386
00:18:11,268 --> 00:18:12,245
Oh.
387
00:18:12,269 --> 00:18:13,997
Sorry, can you hold the door?
388
00:18:14,021 --> 00:18:15,314
Sorry. Thank you.
389
00:18:16,690 --> 00:18:18,418
Wh
390
00:18:18,442 --> 00:18:19,818
Wh-whoa.
391
00:18:22,737 --> 00:18:23,674
Wow. Oh, my God.
392
00:18:23,698 --> 00:18:25,425
- Deborah, hi.
- Hi.
393
00:18:25,449 --> 00:18:27,760
I had no idea you were here.
394
00:18:27,784 --> 00:18:30,263
Give me a hug.
395
00:18:30,287 --> 00:18:31,496
Wow.
396
00:18:32,706 --> 00:18:34,517
Wow. Uh
397
00:18:34,541 --> 00:18:36,436
well, it's... it's an
honor to be in the presence
398
00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:38,122
of Supreme street wear royalty.
399
00:18:38,212 --> 00:18:39,605
- Ah.
- Congrats on everything.
400
00:18:39,629 --> 00:18:41,607
It's been really
cool to see it all
401
00:18:41,631 --> 00:18:43,693
from afar, obviously.
402
00:18:43,717 --> 00:18:45,236
It's been a good year.
403
00:18:45,260 --> 00:18:46,446
How you doing?
404
00:18:46,470 --> 00:18:47,530
Good. Real good.
405
00:18:47,554 --> 00:18:49,133
Really, uh, really good.
406
00:18:49,223 --> 00:18:51,701
So doing good, yeah.
407
00:18:51,725 --> 00:18:53,102
You look well.
408
00:18:54,644 --> 00:18:55,788
Thanks.
409
00:18:55,812 --> 00:18:59,375
And you look, uh, the same.
410
00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:01,586
That's the goal.
411
00:19:01,610 --> 00:19:03,463
So, um, what are you up to...
412
00:19:03,487 --> 00:19:05,149
I'm headed to a
really cool party.
413
00:19:05,239 --> 00:19:07,050
On my way right now.
414
00:19:07,074 --> 00:19:09,177
It's on a roof... top.
415
00:19:09,201 --> 00:19:10,744
Fabulous.
416
00:19:13,288 --> 00:19:14,474
Oh, shoot, this is me.
417
00:19:14,498 --> 00:19:17,268
Um, it was good to see you.
418
00:19:17,292 --> 00:19:19,395
Have fun.
419
00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:20,629
Okay.
420
00:19:29,930 --> 00:19:31,366
Uh, I look well?
421
00:19:31,390 --> 00:19:32,658
You got nothing
on my new haircut?
422
00:19:32,682 --> 00:19:33,826
You're not gonna say I look like
423
00:19:33,850 --> 00:19:35,370
a little page boy or something?
424
00:19:35,394 --> 00:19:36,746
No, I just thought
maybe you'd put
425
00:19:36,770 --> 00:19:38,498
a child's wig on backwards.
426
00:19:38,522 --> 00:19:40,500
There we go. Thank you.
427
00:19:40,524 --> 00:19:42,543
Can I start on the blazer now?
428
00:19:42,567 --> 00:19:45,671
Sorry, is that the Tom
Cruise coconut cake?
429
00:19:45,695 --> 00:19:47,465
How the hell did you know that?
430
00:19:47,489 --> 00:19:49,342
It's a famous cake. Every
Christmas he sends one
431
00:19:49,366 --> 00:19:51,386
to his entire contact list.
I've read about it for years.
432
00:19:51,410 --> 00:19:53,346
Kirsten Dunst said it
was one of the best cakes
433
00:19:53,370 --> 00:19:55,640
she's ever had, and she
was in "Marie Antoinette."
434
00:19:55,664 --> 00:19:58,202
Well, I guess Tom just saw
the special and he loved it.
435
00:19:58,292 --> 00:19:59,560
That's cool.
436
00:19:59,584 --> 00:20:00,728
How is it?
437
00:20:00,752 --> 00:20:02,898
Fantastic. I was very funny.
438
00:20:02,922 --> 00:20:04,649
Ha ha. I mean the cake.
439
00:20:04,673 --> 00:20:06,401
Oh, I'm off sugar now.
440
00:20:06,425 --> 00:20:09,570
So
441
00:20:09,594 --> 00:20:12,139
No one's eating the Tom
Cruise coconut cake?
442
00:20:16,643 --> 00:20:18,222
- Would you like to try it?
- Yeah.
443
00:20:18,312 --> 00:20:19,497
For sure. Thank you.
444
00:20:19,521 --> 00:20:22,125
Would love that.
445
00:20:22,149 --> 00:20:24,294
I just want to say,
446
00:20:24,318 --> 00:20:26,546
for the record, I'm
not a Tom Cruise guy,
447
00:20:26,570 --> 00:20:28,464
and I actually think
leading man culture
448
00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:32,343
is really toxic, but I do want
to see what this tastes like
449
00:20:32,367 --> 00:20:34,595
strictly from an
anthropological standpoint.
450
00:20:34,619 --> 00:20:36,240
Sure.
451
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,562
Wow.
452
00:20:42,586 --> 00:20:46,566
Yup.
453
00:20:46,590 --> 00:20:48,359
That is fucking good.
454
00:20:48,383 --> 00:20:49,777
You seriously aren't
even gonna have any?
455
00:20:49,801 --> 00:20:51,696
No. I have to fit
into a dress that
456
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,531
I have to wear tomorrow
night, so if I even have
457
00:20:53,555 --> 00:20:55,259
a bite of something
sweet, I'll crave it.
458
00:20:55,349 --> 00:20:57,285
Can't even look at a peach.
459
00:20:57,309 --> 00:20:59,686
Very you, all or nothing.
460
00:21:02,647 --> 00:21:04,459
So I met your new writers.
461
00:21:04,483 --> 00:21:06,502
How are they?
462
00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:08,272
They're very good joke writers.
463
00:21:09,696 --> 00:21:11,549
So what are you doing
here at the festival?
464
00:21:11,573 --> 00:21:14,278
Oh, well, uh, I've
actually been writing
465
00:21:14,368 --> 00:21:16,930
on that very prestigious
show "On The Contrary."
466
00:21:16,954 --> 00:21:18,890
Oh, that's incredible.
467
00:21:18,914 --> 00:21:20,516
Congratulations.
468
00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:22,477
Have you seen it?
469
00:21:22,501 --> 00:21:24,128
I've seen clips.
470
00:21:25,545 --> 00:21:28,441
Yeah. Um, it's really good.
471
00:21:28,465 --> 00:21:31,194
Really popular,
really award-winning.
472
00:21:31,218 --> 00:21:33,947
So yeah, I'm here to represent
the show on a panel tomorrow,
473
00:21:33,971 --> 00:21:37,617
uh, "Changing The
World With Laughter."
474
00:21:37,641 --> 00:21:38,701
Ah.
475
00:21:38,725 --> 00:21:39,785
Yeah.
476
00:21:39,809 --> 00:21:41,787
So I don't know, I'm just bummed
477
00:21:41,811 --> 00:21:43,498
'cause I wish my
girlfriend, Ruby,
478
00:21:43,522 --> 00:21:45,333
the hot actress, was here.
479
00:21:45,357 --> 00:21:48,503
She's stuck in LA filming
for this DC show she's in.
480
00:21:48,527 --> 00:21:50,463
It's called "Wolf
Girl." She's the lead,
481
00:21:50,487 --> 00:21:53,841
the, uh, titular Wolf Girl, so
482
00:21:53,865 --> 00:21:55,319
it's top secret, though.
483
00:21:55,409 --> 00:21:56,719
Don't tell anybody.
484
00:21:56,743 --> 00:21:59,323
That your girlfriend's a dog?
485
00:21:59,413 --> 00:22:01,653
I think you're the one that
should stop talking about it.
486
00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:06,354
Yeah, we just, uh...
just moved in together.
487
00:22:06,378 --> 00:22:08,773
- Mm.
- Gorgeous house, you know,
488
00:22:08,797 --> 00:22:11,276
natural light, like, everywhere,
489
00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:12,735
vaulted ceilings.
490
00:22:12,759 --> 00:22:14,338
Sounds lovely.
491
00:22:14,428 --> 00:22:16,239
Good view?
492
00:22:16,263 --> 00:22:17,240
Gorgeous.
493
00:22:17,264 --> 00:22:18,408
Well, that's good.
494
00:22:18,432 --> 00:22:20,059
I'm really happy for you.
495
00:22:25,064 --> 00:22:26,875
Well, I should get going.
496
00:22:26,899 --> 00:22:28,150
Thanks for the cake.
497
00:22:29,568 --> 00:22:30,711
Enjoy Montreal.
498
00:22:30,735 --> 00:22:32,380
Oh, I won't.
499
00:22:32,404 --> 00:22:34,864
It's Paris in the ears
but Hartford on the eyes.
500
00:22:36,783 --> 00:22:39,012
Uh, is that the dress
501
00:22:39,036 --> 00:22:40,763
you're trying to fit
into for tomorrow?
502
00:22:40,787 --> 00:22:43,016
Mm-hmm. Isn't it gorgeous?
503
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,643
Um... no.
504
00:22:45,667 --> 00:22:48,813
It's literally the
most hideous dress
505
00:22:48,837 --> 00:22:50,606
I've ever seen in
my entire life.
506
00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:53,609
It's Bill Blass couture.
It's one of a kind.
507
00:22:53,633 --> 00:22:55,987
Well, thank God there's
only one of those.
508
00:22:56,011 --> 00:22:57,822
Okay, you're insane.
509
00:22:57,846 --> 00:22:59,383
I mean, look at this.
510
00:22:59,473 --> 00:23:01,867
I am. That's the problem.
511
00:23:01,891 --> 00:23:05,330
It's gorgeous... I-I mean,
the crinoline detailing alone.
512
00:23:05,354 --> 00:23:07,290
Lady, I don't know
what to tell you, okay?
513
00:23:07,314 --> 00:23:09,960
It's fugly ass. It's
giving Big Bird.
514
00:23:09,984 --> 00:23:11,711
Oh, my God!
515
00:23:11,735 --> 00:23:13,504
You know nothing about
fashion. You dress like
516
00:23:13,528 --> 00:23:15,399
you're about to have
lunch on a steel girder.
517
00:23:15,489 --> 00:23:17,592
Hey, whatever. You can
wear whatever you want.
518
00:23:17,616 --> 00:23:19,760
Yeah, I know I can, and I will.
519
00:23:19,784 --> 00:23:21,637
You know, it's just sad that
you're so wrong about this.
520
00:23:21,661 --> 00:23:23,407
I mean, everybody
loves this dress...
521
00:23:23,497 --> 00:23:26,434
Damien, Marcus, my stylist,
all of her assistants.
522
00:23:26,458 --> 00:23:28,627
Everyone on your payroll?
523
00:23:30,504 --> 00:23:31,731
Okay.
524
00:23:31,755 --> 00:23:33,966
All right. I'm gonna
prove you wrong.
525
00:23:38,178 --> 00:23:41,741
Hi, could you please
send up a bellhop?
526
00:23:41,765 --> 00:23:42,867
A gay one.
527
00:23:42,891 --> 00:23:44,494
Oh, my God.
528
00:23:44,518 --> 00:23:45,518
Thank you.
529
00:23:47,431 --> 00:23:48,623
You're insane.
530
00:23:48,647 --> 00:23:49,814
We'll see.
531
00:23:51,691 --> 00:23:54,438
Oh, my God, I can't believe
sneaking up the stairs worked.
532
00:23:54,528 --> 00:23:56,589
Crashing a party is big
Lambo energy, Jimmy.
533
00:23:56,613 --> 00:23:59,675
Yeah, well, we are
fucking signing this guy.
534
00:23:59,699 --> 00:24:02,095
There he is. Okay, let's go.
535
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:03,447
- Here we go.
- I appreciate you.
536
00:24:03,537 --> 00:24:04,973
Thank you. Thanks.
537
00:24:04,997 --> 00:24:06,599
Hey, there he is, the
toast of the fest.
538
00:24:06,623 --> 00:24:07,767
How are you?
539
00:24:07,791 --> 00:24:08,809
I'm Jimmy LuSaque, Jr., manager.
540
00:24:08,833 --> 00:24:10,103
- Hi.
- Kayla Schaffer,
541
00:24:10,127 --> 00:24:11,229
cofounder and
assistant to Jimmy.
542
00:24:11,253 --> 00:24:12,813
Oh, nice to meet you guys.
543
00:24:12,837 --> 00:24:14,565
You too. Dude, your show...
544
00:24:14,589 --> 00:24:16,109
- Unbelievable.
- So good...
545
00:24:16,133 --> 00:24:17,944
I-I can't even talk about
it... don't want to.
546
00:24:17,968 --> 00:24:19,695
- And we were there.
- That's very nice.
547
00:24:19,719 --> 00:24:21,572
I-I appreciate that. Thank you.
548
00:24:21,596 --> 00:24:22,949
Look, I'm not gonna bullshit
you with small talk.
549
00:24:22,973 --> 00:24:23,950
I'd love to sign you.
550
00:24:23,974 --> 00:24:24,993
And that's a huge deal.
551
00:24:25,017 --> 00:24:26,470
Wow.
552
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:27,787
You can go with a
bigger firm if you want,
553
00:24:27,811 --> 00:24:28,829
but we come from
a place like that,
554
00:24:28,853 --> 00:24:30,474
and I can tell you firsthand,
555
00:24:30,564 --> 00:24:31,791
they will not treat
you with the same kind
556
00:24:31,815 --> 00:24:33,209
of care and attention
that we can.
557
00:24:33,233 --> 00:24:34,513
We are really good at developing
558
00:24:34,568 --> 00:24:35,962
long-term strategy
for our clients.
559
00:24:35,986 --> 00:24:37,547
We're very thoughtful
and we want to create
560
00:24:37,571 --> 00:24:39,799
a five-year and a
ten-year plan for you.
561
00:24:39,823 --> 00:24:41,676
Okay. Uh
562
00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:44,012
you guys really
think I can make it?
563
00:24:44,036 --> 00:24:45,388
Oh, we know it.
564
00:24:45,412 --> 00:24:47,891
Wow. Man, I appreciate that.
565
00:24:47,915 --> 00:24:49,559
I do, 'cause I... I
mean, I've been talking
566
00:24:49,583 --> 00:24:51,144
to some of the other
reps, and they've been,
567
00:24:51,168 --> 00:24:52,896
you know, hesitant.
568
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,106
- Well, they're idiots, okay?
- Fucking losers.
569
00:24:55,130 --> 00:24:57,067
- We represent Deborah Vance.
- Total icon.
570
00:24:57,091 --> 00:24:58,818
Between us, she is 70... shh,
571
00:24:58,842 --> 00:25:00,570
and doing better
than ever, okay?
572
00:25:00,594 --> 00:25:02,989
That's gonna be you
when you're that age.
573
00:25:03,013 --> 00:25:07,702
Man, your optimism
is... it's so inspiring.
574
00:25:07,726 --> 00:25:10,163
Uh... I'm in.
575
00:25:10,187 --> 00:25:11,957
- Yeah!
- Let's do it.
576
00:25:11,981 --> 00:25:13,749
Well, all right. Hey!
577
00:25:13,773 --> 00:25:15,710
Welcome to la familia.
578
00:25:15,734 --> 00:25:17,087
- All right.
- All right, dude,
579
00:25:17,111 --> 00:25:18,588
we're gonna get
celebratory drinks, okay?
580
00:25:18,612 --> 00:25:20,173
- Whoo!
- Okay, I shouldn't, but
581
00:25:20,197 --> 00:25:21,799
yeah, all right, let's do it.
582
00:25:21,823 --> 00:25:24,243
- Okay.
- Whoo!
583
00:25:25,369 --> 00:25:27,180
- Get in the bathroom.
- What? Why?
584
00:25:27,204 --> 00:25:28,681
Because I don't want
you influencing him.
585
00:25:28,705 --> 00:25:29,641
Go.
586
00:25:29,665 --> 00:25:30,874
Fine.
587
00:25:32,126 --> 00:25:33,937
- Hi.
- I need the cash up front.
588
00:25:33,961 --> 00:25:35,855
My pants stay on. Where is he?
589
00:25:35,879 --> 00:25:37,648
Oh, my God, no. No, no, no, no.
590
00:25:37,672 --> 00:25:39,067
No, I just had a quick
question for you.
591
00:25:39,091 --> 00:25:40,544
- Come on in.
- Oh, amazing.
592
00:25:40,634 --> 00:25:41,885
I was not in the mood.
593
00:25:43,637 --> 00:25:45,323
Okay, this dress,
594
00:25:45,347 --> 00:25:46,657
what do you think?
595
00:25:46,681 --> 00:25:48,451
Wh-why are you asking me?
596
00:25:48,475 --> 00:25:50,203
Did you, like...
did you work on it?
597
00:25:50,227 --> 00:25:53,039
No, no, I just want to know
honestly what you think.
598
00:25:53,063 --> 00:25:54,082
Honest opinion.
599
00:25:54,106 --> 00:25:55,708
It's weird.
600
00:25:55,732 --> 00:25:56,834
- Okay.
- Is that... yeah, I think it's...
601
00:25:56,858 --> 00:25:58,753
One might say, like, it's ugly.
602
00:25:58,777 --> 00:26:00,463
It's really ugly. I would
say it's really ugly.
603
00:26:00,487 --> 00:26:01,923
Hey! Okay.
604
00:26:01,947 --> 00:26:04,568
That was a very leading
line of questioning.
605
00:26:04,658 --> 00:26:05,718
This dress is gorgeous.
606
00:26:05,742 --> 00:26:06,970
It was custom-made for me.
607
00:26:06,994 --> 00:26:08,804
Oh, on y... on... on you?
608
00:26:08,828 --> 00:26:10,723
You would wear it? Oh,
we... I actually think
609
00:26:10,747 --> 00:26:12,642
then that could be
fierce, actually.
610
00:26:12,666 --> 00:26:14,685
I mean, that could
be a slay even.
611
00:26:14,709 --> 00:26:16,729
You're, like, my... my queen.
612
00:26:16,753 --> 00:26:18,582
- You can go.
- Oh, hold on.
613
00:26:18,672 --> 00:26:22,610
I was imagining it on her,
you have to understand.
614
00:26:22,634 --> 00:26:23,529
- Wh...
- There you go.
615
00:26:23,553 --> 00:26:25,238
Thank you so much.
616
00:26:25,262 --> 00:26:27,347
She... she tricked me.
617
00:26:29,975 --> 00:26:32,328
I don't even think he's gay.
618
00:26:32,352 --> 00:26:34,539
You really shouldn't assume
someone's sexual orientation,
619
00:26:34,563 --> 00:26:37,333
but he absolutely was.
620
00:26:37,357 --> 00:26:38,834
Well, if he's gay
with an ass like that,
621
00:26:38,858 --> 00:26:40,170
he's got worse problems
than my assumptions.
622
00:26:40,194 --> 00:26:41,605
- Deborah.
- Well, I mean,
623
00:26:41,695 --> 00:26:42,923
he didn't say he was gay.
624
00:26:42,947 --> 00:26:44,215
Not everyone walks around
625
00:26:44,239 --> 00:26:46,301
announcing their
sexual orientation.
626
00:26:46,325 --> 00:26:48,160
Well, that's what I
thought till I met you.
627
00:26:51,663 --> 00:26:54,475
I'm gonna have another drink.
You want one before you go?
628
00:26:54,499 --> 00:26:58,897
Um... sure.
629
00:26:58,921 --> 00:27:01,131
- Just one.
- Okay.
630
00:27:05,802 --> 00:27:06,988
Whoo!
631
00:27:07,012 --> 00:27:09,032
Well, well, well, Latitude boys.
632
00:27:09,056 --> 00:27:10,634
We're just having
celebratory drinks
633
00:27:10,724 --> 00:27:13,161
because, um, we just
signed Clive Matthews.
634
00:27:13,185 --> 00:27:14,638
- Oh.
- Gotta burn, huh?
635
00:27:14,728 --> 00:27:16,915
- Ouch.
- I mean, not really.
636
00:27:16,939 --> 00:27:18,959
- We weren't gonna sign him.
- Why not?
637
00:27:18,983 --> 00:27:21,086
His show is, like, the
show of the festival.
638
00:27:21,110 --> 00:27:23,129
Everybody's talking about
it. We got there first.
639
00:27:23,153 --> 00:27:24,797
Did you even see it?
640
00:27:24,821 --> 00:27:26,299
The guy's got three
months to live.
641
00:27:26,323 --> 00:27:28,259
Yeah, he's terminal.
642
00:27:28,283 --> 00:27:30,261
It's really sad.
643
00:27:30,285 --> 00:27:32,973
Oh, my God. It
wasn't on stage four.
644
00:27:32,997 --> 00:27:35,659
It's called Stage Four.
645
00:27:35,749 --> 00:27:37,661
Wait, what? What does he have?
646
00:27:37,751 --> 00:27:38,769
Ligma.
647
00:27:38,793 --> 00:27:40,813
- Ligma?
- Yeah.
648
00:27:40,837 --> 00:27:42,232
Ligma balls.
649
00:27:42,256 --> 00:27:43,942
Oh, my God.
650
00:27:43,966 --> 00:27:45,151
Shut up.
651
00:27:45,175 --> 00:27:46,777
Are you guys... are
you doing a bit?
652
00:27:46,801 --> 00:27:47,904
Is he really sick?
653
00:27:47,928 --> 00:27:49,780
He is. It sucks.
654
00:27:49,804 --> 00:27:51,074
Beautiful show, though.
655
00:27:51,098 --> 00:27:53,243
No, it-it's true.
656
00:27:53,267 --> 00:27:55,912
He has bofa.
657
00:27:55,936 --> 00:27:57,288
Bofa deez nuts.
658
00:27:57,312 --> 00:27:58,915
Oh, my God. Get the fuck
659
00:27:58,939 --> 00:28:01,685
out of my fucking face!
660
00:28:01,775 --> 00:28:03,003
I'm rooting for him.
661
00:28:03,027 --> 00:28:05,046
Get out of here, Silas, please.
662
00:28:05,070 --> 00:28:07,298
Ugh. Silas is up your ass.
663
00:28:07,322 --> 00:28:09,217
It's sending chills
down my spine.
664
00:28:09,241 --> 00:28:10,177
Get over the Silas
thing, please.
665
00:28:10,201 --> 00:28:12,012
Okay, we have bigger problems.
666
00:28:12,036 --> 00:28:14,180
And no more signing fresh,
young talent, all right?
667
00:28:14,204 --> 00:28:15,806
Let's just stick
with the clients
668
00:28:15,830 --> 00:28:17,392
we have and do right by them.
669
00:28:17,416 --> 00:28:18,935
Should I set that
meeting with Vanna White?
670
00:28:18,959 --> 00:28:21,705
She wants to do a musical.
671
00:28:21,795 --> 00:28:22,706
Yes.
672
00:28:22,796 --> 00:28:24,815
Hey, Clive, looking
good, brother.
673
00:28:24,839 --> 00:28:26,192
Healthy as a dog.
674
00:28:26,216 --> 00:28:27,986
I told him no.
675
00:28:28,010 --> 00:28:29,279
Why not?
676
00:28:29,303 --> 00:28:31,388
Because I didn't
want to get herpes!
677
00:28:32,764 --> 00:28:34,718
I mean, a cold sore
on top of filler
678
00:28:34,808 --> 00:28:36,185
is a nightmare.
679
00:28:38,770 --> 00:28:41,624
So it seems like
you're having fun.
680
00:28:41,648 --> 00:28:42,959
How could I not be?
681
00:28:42,983 --> 00:28:44,669
I'm selling out bigger
venues than ever.
682
00:28:44,693 --> 00:28:46,212
Strangers pay for my meals.
683
00:28:46,236 --> 00:28:48,381
My commercial quote
is astronomical now.
684
00:28:48,405 --> 00:28:50,383
Oh, good, I was gonna ask
about your commercial quote.
685
00:28:50,407 --> 00:28:52,326
It's astronomical.
686
00:28:54,244 --> 00:28:57,807
You and your scribes working
on, uh, new material?
687
00:28:57,831 --> 00:28:59,743
No, not really.
688
00:28:59,833 --> 00:29:02,020
It-it's weird. I
have so much goodwill
689
00:29:02,044 --> 00:29:03,897
from the special that
the audience laughs
690
00:29:03,921 --> 00:29:06,357
at practically anything I say.
691
00:29:06,381 --> 00:29:07,984
And you hate that.
692
00:29:08,008 --> 00:29:09,753
- Well...
- Oh, come on.
693
00:29:09,843 --> 00:29:11,779
You hate it. You
need a challenge.
694
00:29:11,803 --> 00:29:12,989
That's why you're trying
to crash diet your way
695
00:29:13,013 --> 00:29:15,533
into that hideous dress.
696
00:29:15,557 --> 00:29:17,243
I mean, how many
other amazing dresses
697
00:29:17,267 --> 00:29:19,763
could you look
incredible in right now?
698
00:29:19,853 --> 00:29:21,831
- Billions.
- Exactly.
699
00:29:21,855 --> 00:29:23,767
You're creating
obstacles for yourself.
700
00:29:23,857 --> 00:29:25,150
Eh, maybe.
701
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,171
Oh, while you're here,
while you're here,
702
00:29:28,195 --> 00:29:31,925
for my speech tomorrow night,
703
00:29:31,949 --> 00:29:34,928
did I ever tell you that story
about how I was potty training.
704
00:29:34,952 --> 00:29:37,013
DJ and a cat at the same time?
705
00:29:37,037 --> 00:29:39,557
Uh... wasn't a competition,
but the cat won.
706
00:29:39,581 --> 00:29:42,018
Um, would this joke be funnier
707
00:29:42,042 --> 00:29:44,836
ending with "shitter"
or "toilet"?
708
00:29:47,422 --> 00:29:49,150
I-I don't... I don't know.
709
00:29:49,174 --> 00:29:51,694
Which is funnier?
Shitter or toilet?
710
00:29:51,718 --> 00:29:53,571
Yeah, I'm... I'm not sure.
711
00:29:53,595 --> 00:29:55,823
Well, just think about
it. What's your opinion?
712
00:29:55,847 --> 00:29:57,325
Not really my department.
713
00:29:57,349 --> 00:29:58,952
Well, yeah, it kind of is.
714
00:29:58,976 --> 00:29:59,953
You're a comedy writer.
715
00:29:59,977 --> 00:30:02,080
Yeah, but not for you.
716
00:30:02,104 --> 00:30:04,582
You fired me. I don't
work for you anymore.
717
00:30:04,606 --> 00:30:06,126
Ah. Okay.
718
00:30:06,150 --> 00:30:07,752
As a friend.
719
00:30:07,776 --> 00:30:10,463
A friend?
720
00:30:10,487 --> 00:30:12,757
If I'm your friend, then why
haven't you texted me back
721
00:30:12,781 --> 00:30:14,950
in, like, nine fucking months?
722
00:30:17,953 --> 00:30:19,222
I was... I was busy.
723
00:30:19,246 --> 00:30:20,848
Yeah, I've been busy too.
724
00:30:20,872 --> 00:30:22,725
That's not an excuse
to just never respond,
725
00:30:22,749 --> 00:30:25,103
especially to
objectively funny memes.
726
00:30:25,127 --> 00:30:27,480
Oh, you mean the
yellow guy in the bush?
727
00:30:27,504 --> 00:30:30,066
Oh, my God, it's Homer Simpson!
728
00:30:30,090 --> 00:30:32,235
- Show some respect.
- Look, I apologize
729
00:30:32,259 --> 00:30:34,112
for some unanswered texts,
730
00:30:34,136 --> 00:30:35,738
but that was kind
of the whole point,
731
00:30:35,762 --> 00:30:37,949
you going out on your
own... and it worked.
732
00:30:37,973 --> 00:30:39,993
I mean, you're changing
the world with laughter.
733
00:30:40,017 --> 00:30:43,163
Okay, but why did you have
to cut me out cold turkey?
734
00:30:43,187 --> 00:30:44,872
To teach me some
kind of a lesson?
735
00:30:44,896 --> 00:30:47,000
What are you, Mr. Miyagi,
and I'm the Karate Kid?
736
00:30:47,024 --> 00:30:49,210
Well, it wouldn't kill you
to learn how to wear a belt.
737
00:30:49,234 --> 00:30:50,586
Don't make jokes.
738
00:30:50,610 --> 00:30:52,463
I had to go to couples therapy
739
00:30:52,487 --> 00:30:55,449
'cause my girlfriend was so
sick of me talking about it.
740
00:30:56,992 --> 00:31:00,763
You ignoring me really
hurt my feelings.
741
00:31:00,787 --> 00:31:02,515
Some things are better
with a clean break.
742
00:31:02,539 --> 00:31:04,350
Maybe for you.
743
00:31:04,374 --> 00:31:07,020
But did you even think about
how that would make me feel?
744
00:31:07,044 --> 00:31:09,647
Did you think about me at all?
745
00:31:09,671 --> 00:31:12,525
You know, I... I didn't deserve
to be cut out like that.
746
00:31:12,549 --> 00:31:14,194
Okay? I'm not your sister.
747
00:31:14,218 --> 00:31:15,946
I'm not Joy Behar.
748
00:31:15,970 --> 00:31:17,363
Someone had too much sugar.
749
00:31:17,387 --> 00:31:18,882
Oh, my God.
750
00:31:18,973 --> 00:31:20,158
What is wrong with you?
751
00:31:20,182 --> 00:31:22,368
I do not miss this bullshit.
752
00:31:22,392 --> 00:31:24,287
In fact, why am I even here?
753
00:31:24,311 --> 00:31:26,164
I'm supposed to be
at a cool party.
754
00:31:26,188 --> 00:31:28,458
You know what? Congrats on
your fucking award, Deborah.
755
00:31:28,482 --> 00:31:29,893
I'll see ya.
756
00:31:29,984 --> 00:31:31,895
Jesus Christ.
757
00:31:36,448 --> 00:31:39,219
And also from the
Peabody Award-winning.
758
00:31:39,243 --> 00:31:41,221
"On The Contrary
with Lewis Benton,"
759
00:31:41,245 --> 00:31:44,414
please welcome Ava Daniels.
760
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,109
It was just this
stupid one-line joke.
761
00:31:54,133 --> 00:31:57,570
But at the same time, it did
speak to the massive injustice
762
00:31:57,594 --> 00:31:59,924
in the fintech sector
that did affect change,
763
00:32:00,014 --> 00:32:02,825
and that felt
really, really cool.
764
00:32:02,849 --> 00:32:06,246
Absolutely.
765
00:32:06,270 --> 00:32:08,748
Well, we're gonna use
our last 15 minutes here
766
00:32:08,772 --> 00:32:10,541
to take some questions
from the audience.
767
00:32:10,565 --> 00:32:12,401
Yes, you in the striped shirt.
768
00:32:14,569 --> 00:32:16,965
Hi. My question is for Ava.
769
00:32:16,989 --> 00:32:19,259
Oh, no.
770
00:32:19,283 --> 00:32:22,262
No, I'm... I'm just
kidding. Uh, go ahead.
771
00:32:22,286 --> 00:32:24,514
So you have my dream job.
772
00:32:24,538 --> 00:32:26,975
Uh, not to be a
downer, but I feel like
773
00:32:26,999 --> 00:32:28,476
I've been working at
this for a while now,
774
00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:30,395
and I'm just starting to doubt
775
00:32:30,419 --> 00:32:32,272
that I'm gonna get the
jobs that I actually want.
776
00:32:32,296 --> 00:32:35,960
So I guess I'm just wondering
if you have any advice
777
00:32:36,050 --> 00:32:38,611
for someone who feels like
it just might be too hard?
778
00:32:38,635 --> 00:32:41,864
Well, um, I guess I'd say,
779
00:32:41,888 --> 00:32:43,968
you just got to take a
ton of shots on goal.
780
00:32:44,058 --> 00:32:48,246
You know, just keep
trying, keep at it, and
781
00:32:48,270 --> 00:32:51,291
one of those shots
is gonna get in.
782
00:32:51,315 --> 00:32:52,607
Thank you.
783
00:32:56,153 --> 00:32:58,131
Okay, the gentleman in the
back with the red shirt.
784
00:32:58,155 --> 00:33:00,133
Actually, sorry.
785
00:33:00,157 --> 00:33:02,928
Wh-what you were saying
about it being hard,
786
00:33:02,952 --> 00:33:05,430
it is really, really hard.
787
00:33:05,454 --> 00:33:08,641
And to be honest, that
doesn't ever change.
788
00:33:08,665 --> 00:33:11,311
You know, y-you got
to scratch and claw.
789
00:33:11,335 --> 00:33:13,229
And it doesn't get better.
790
00:33:13,253 --> 00:33:16,000
It just gets harder.
791
00:33:16,090 --> 00:33:20,320
But the scratch in the very
beginning is the fun part.
792
00:33:20,344 --> 00:33:22,072
It's the good part.
793
00:33:22,096 --> 00:33:26,910
And, you know, I hope you
get every job that you want,
794
00:33:26,934 --> 00:33:31,497
but just try to enjoy
where you're at right now,
795
00:33:31,521 --> 00:33:37,021
'cause... you'll miss it,
796
00:33:37,111 --> 00:33:39,446
and you can never go back.
797
00:33:41,025 --> 00:33:42,407
Thank you.
798
00:34:06,140 --> 00:34:07,391
Deborah Vance.
799
00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:25,010
Oh, sorry. I was
looking for someone.
800
00:34:25,034 --> 00:34:27,303
Oh, they checked out.
801
00:34:27,327 --> 00:34:29,746
Oh. Thank you.
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