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Good evening.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Oh, yes!
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Let's go! Yes!
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- Hell yeah!
- Oh, good. here you are.
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Right this way.
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I've got Number One. We're traveling.
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Wow, you look absolutely incredible.
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I'm actually a really big fan.
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You smell really good too.
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Here... here's the stage.
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Thank you everyone for coming.
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We are so excited to welcome back...
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Deborah Vance!
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- That's it?
- Our Deborah Vance
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- slot machines are
- Hey, Marty!
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- Marty! Hey!
- exclusive to the Palm Meadow
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- and to Caesars.
- Marty!
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Where's Deborah?
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Yeah, she's a little busy these days.
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Deborah!
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Deborah!
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You've had such a year
since that special came out.
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What's next? Nobel Peace Prize?
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It's such an ugly medal.
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Gotta tell you,
loved the Super Bowl commercial!
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Oh, wasn't that fun?
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And I actually
do love Tostitos Scoops!
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- Behind you...
- Did you ever imagine
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you were gonna be
on the Time 100 list?
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Yes!
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I loved your special!
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Loved your vaccine!
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Deborah come to Brazil!
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You know, I keep hearing that!
You know, I will!
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That's not real crab!
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Yes!
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Wait. Just so you know,
I fucking hate your sister
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and I wanna kill your sister for you.
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You're adorable.
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Oh, George, thanks for letting me
get up here so last minute.
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I'd bump anybody for you, baby.
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- You gotta be kidding.
- You're the best.
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Plus, you got the biggest special
in the world.
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I'm so proud of you!
You have no idea.
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Thank you.
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Thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you.
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This is so intimate...
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I... no really.
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I haven't... I haven't played a room
this small for a while, so...
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Anyway, thanks in advance
for being kind.
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I'm working out
some new material, so...
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It might be a little rough.
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Why are you laughing?
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Anyway...
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You know I... I was... out walking
my two corgis the other day...
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That's not the joke.
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What?
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You don't see it?
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The strawberries
are with the Waterford crystal
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the cacti are with the penguins
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and the corn cobs
are nowhere near each other!
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It's chaos!
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She's obviously not sleeping again.
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I might have to slip Ambien
in her Coq au vin.
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- Good morning!
- Hey!
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You look gorgeous!
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Your stylist is in the living room.
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- Good.
- And actually, while I have you
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we need to go over a few things
for the collection.
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Sure.
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- It's not good.
- For the DV baseball caps
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we wanted to feature one with text.
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The designer suggested "FABULOUS"
on the acid wash denim?
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Oh, that's so tacky.
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Let's do "CHIC"
on the leopard print hearts.
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Perfect. I'll see you at the office.
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Hello, hello.
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Oh, hi!
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So, we have some incredible options
for the award presentation.
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Everybody sent looks.
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Celine, Fendi, Dolce...
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Oh, the other day somebody told me
Dolce is extremely problematic.
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Okay, no Dolce.
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We love a woke queen!
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Oh, I didn't say I wouldn't wear it.
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I'm just telling you
an annoying part of my week.
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Oh, hilarious.
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I love that one...
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But also, no, you know?
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You know, these are all lovely...
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but nothing's really...
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speaking to me, you know? I just...
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I think I might have
something better in my closet.
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Holy fuck!
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I'm thinking floor length
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so let's go to evening gowns...
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Alaia, no...
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Ann Demeulemeester, maybe...
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Alexander McQueen, no...
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Let's see...
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Yeah, the '80s were good to me.
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Let's see...
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No.
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No.
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Predictable. No.
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Yeah.
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Okay, here it is!
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What do you think?
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Okay, honey, this is it!
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I'm not so sure now, I...
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Trust your gut. It's so bright,
so bold, it'll make a splash.
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Really?
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- Love.
- Obsessed.
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- Can you zip me?
- Yeah.
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It was actually custom-made for me.
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I never got to actually wear it
to the event though
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'cause Polanski fled.
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Actually, it... it just won't close.
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But you know,
did you drink any seltzer today
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because I read this website one time
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that seltzer can make
you bloat and it definitely
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- It's okay! It's okay.
- could be the seltzer!
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I just need to lose
a little bit of weight.
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I got two weeks.
I can... I can make it fit.
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How do these walk?
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- No words!
- Oh, my god!
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You better walk!
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Yes, yes!
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Yay, my Botox settled.
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Mine didn't.
I'm gonna sue Getty images.
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Oh, stop.
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Disgusting.
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Hey. Ava said she had to work tonight
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so she might still be working.
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- Okay.
- FYI.
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Ava?
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Ava?
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Ava!
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Shit. I'm sorry!
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Sorry. I was...
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I was, chopping the blocks
as they were flying towards me
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and they get louder
as they gather in power!
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Wussup, you guys?
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Hey, why don't you guys
head to the back
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and... and we'll meet you
in a second, it's... its...
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- Sure.
- Over that way.
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You... You know you could've told me
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you didn't wanna come
to the premiere.
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No, I swear to God I worked!
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I had to read, like,
500 pages of fucking research
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on how the coral reefs are collapsing
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and it was so depressing
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that I literally had to escape
to an alternate reality.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Did I look dorky?
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No. Not at all.
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- Really?
- No.
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Really sexy.
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Oh, my god.
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Fuck! Shit! Oh, my god.
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I'm sorry, you guys.
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I'm gonna have to call this in!
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You can wait here,
or you can walk to the next stop.
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- I'm so sorry!
- What the hell is wrong with you?
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- I was distracted...
- I'm gonna be late for work now!
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- Fuck you!
- I'm... I'm hearing you
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and also I wanna commend you
for using mass transit!
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What? You're a piece of shit, okay?
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Sorry, I'm...
I'm just gonna go wait in my car!
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- Don't leave the scene either!
- I won't!
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Sorry.
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Hi, Lewis, sorry.
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I'm... I'm almost done with the...
a new draft.
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Sorry it's late...
I... this morning...
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No worries. It's not why I'm here.
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So, the good news...
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Good news is that the story
on the Heat Dome...
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- is turning out great.
- Great.
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Bad news is that Josh
is stuck in Arizona.
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All flights have been cancelled
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'cause the tires have melted
to the tarmac.
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Again.
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So he won't make it to Montreal
for the panel with me this weekend.
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Do you think you might wanna
take his place?
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Go instead?
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Yeah, I... I would love to!
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- Yeah?
- Thank you.
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Great, I'll have Gretchen
send you the information.
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- Yeah.
- It's gonna be fun.
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- Okay, thanks.
- Right, bye.
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Back to work.
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Sorry it's so last minute.
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Oh, my god, it's totally fine.
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It's so awesome he asked.
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I know, right?
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There were so many other writers
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he could've asked
who have been there longer.
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But he asked you.
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Plus, I have fight choreo
all weekend.
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Apparently,
there's like a whole episode
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that's just one epic fight scene
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where I realize my powers
as Wolf Girl during the fight.
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Oh, my god. Of course,
the female protagonist doesn't know
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what's going on with her own body.
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Actually, it's like a metaphor
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for how society views
female anger as unpalatable.
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Oh, that's really good then.
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Do you need me to pick up
your car while you're gone?
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Oh, thank you,
but I guess it's gonna be a while.
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I hope that guy's paying for it
since he hit you.
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Yeah for sure, he will.
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BMW drivers, such dickheads!
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Zoom zoomin' around. You know?
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Hey, do you know
where my collapsible water bottle is?
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Oh, yeah, I'll check the dishwasher.
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Thank you.
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Oh, my god!
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Could you have driven any slower!
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We missed three shows already!
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Yeah, well that was harrowing!
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Why would you rent a $300,000 car
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in a new city with French road signs?
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Because JFL is the comedy
industry event of the year, Jimmy!
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Deborah's doing amazing.
I want people to know
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we're doing amazing, too!
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It's all about peacockin', baby!
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No, it's not.
Reps come to this festival...
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To cheat on their wives.
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Sure, but we are here to see fresh,
interesting new voices, okay?
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Stop stressing.
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Mi trust fund es su trust fund.
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Just charge it.
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Thank you,
she has a huge bag in the back.
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And also, it's very sensitive.
Be careful on the gas.
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Hey, Jimmy! Kayla!
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Hey, guys. What's up?
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Surprised to see you two here.
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You know this is new faces,
not old faces, right?
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Very funny, just so you know
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we have a diverse roster
of clients of every age.
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Yeah, I saw you
just signed Valerie Bertinelli.
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Yeah, we did, huge get,
lot of people wanted Valerie
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- but we got her, so...
- And guess what?
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We only represent
Valerie Bertinelli's
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non-cooking appearances
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so you actually fuckin' don't know
what you're talking about, Dan.
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Whatever, we gotta go.
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Hey, good luck this winter
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a bad flu season
could knock out your whole roster.
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Oh, shut the fuck up, okay?
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Great to see you guys.
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Maybe I'll see you around?
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- Yeah.
- Silas?
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I just drove a Lambo
by the way, just now!
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Congrats!
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And he did a good job driving around!
259
00:15:02,325 --> 00:15:04,368
It's so '80s in here.
260
00:15:04,744 --> 00:15:06,996
Oh, is that true? Is it the birds?
261
00:15:07,079 --> 00:15:09,540
- Well, I don't know, I just...
- Hey! Logan and Mirya, right?
262
00:15:09,623 --> 00:15:11,083
Ava, from the Ice Age roundtable?
263
00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:13,127
Oh, hey!
264
00:15:13,210 --> 00:15:14,753
You guys were
so fucking funny at that.
265
00:15:14,837 --> 00:15:15,879
Oh, my god. No, you were!
266
00:15:15,963 --> 00:15:17,464
Seriously, we were talkin' about it.
267
00:15:17,548 --> 00:15:19,049
Oh, that's so nice of you to say.
268
00:15:19,132 --> 00:15:20,300
I was a little nervous
269
00:15:20,384 --> 00:15:22,219
'cause I'm not super familiar
with the universe.
270
00:15:22,302 --> 00:15:23,720
Oh, who cares?
271
00:15:25,222 --> 00:15:29,476
Sorry, are you wearing
Black Pashmina?
272
00:15:30,602 --> 00:15:34,564
Yeah, my boss says
I don't process onions well
273
00:15:34,647 --> 00:15:36,691
so she gave me a bottle to wear
every time I'm around her
274
00:15:36,774 --> 00:15:38,985
- but it... it's fine.
- Yeah, it stinks.
275
00:15:39,944 --> 00:15:41,112
Are y...
276
00:15:41,779 --> 00:15:43,155
Are you working for Deborah Vance?
277
00:15:43,531 --> 00:15:44,573
Yeah.
278
00:15:44,657 --> 00:15:46,325
Yeah, we've been writing
for her for like a few months.
279
00:15:46,409 --> 00:15:48,494
Yeah, she... she's winning
Comedy Special of the year.
280
00:15:49,912 --> 00:15:51,664
- She's here?
- Yeah.
281
00:15:53,666 --> 00:15:55,250
Do you know
if her manager is here too?
282
00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:56,460
And then I asked myself you know
283
00:15:56,543 --> 00:15:59,254
"Do I even wanna date a male model
at this point in my life?"
284
00:15:59,338 --> 00:16:02,632
- And the answer was yeah, I do.
- Okay, Kayla.
285
00:16:02,716 --> 00:16:04,759
Who are those Latitude
douchebags talking to?
286
00:16:05,552 --> 00:16:08,054
- The best!
- Oh, Clive somebody...
287
00:16:08,305 --> 00:16:10,849
Yeah that's one of the shows
that we missed on stage four.
288
00:16:10,932 --> 00:16:12,559
Apparently,
he's the toast of the town.
289
00:16:13,685 --> 00:16:15,270
- What up, bro...
- Okay, okay!
290
00:16:15,353 --> 00:16:16,813
Okay, we gotta meet that guy.
We are gonna sign him
291
00:16:16,896 --> 00:16:18,189
before Latitude does.
292
00:16:18,272 --> 00:16:20,858
Okay. There we go. We got a live one.
293
00:16:21,692 --> 00:16:24,195
I'll do some recon.
After I hit the little ladies room.
294
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:25,571
Do you happen to have a tampon?
295
00:16:26,614 --> 00:16:27,782
Why would I?
296
00:16:28,491 --> 00:16:29,658
I don't know, Jimmy.
297
00:16:29,825 --> 00:16:30,993
Hey!
298
00:16:31,076 --> 00:16:32,953
- Deborah's here?
- You're here?
299
00:16:33,245 --> 00:16:35,289
Yeah, Lewis asked me
to join the panel last minute.
300
00:16:35,372 --> 00:16:37,374
Oh, my god.
Ava, that's huge. That's awesome.
301
00:16:37,457 --> 00:16:39,084
And she hired new writers?
302
00:16:40,544 --> 00:16:43,213
You know what, she hired two.
303
00:16:43,422 --> 00:16:45,006
Which is actually
a compliment, isn't it?
304
00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:46,508
She had to replace you
with two people.
305
00:16:47,801 --> 00:16:48,969
Also, you look great.
306
00:16:49,219 --> 00:16:50,970
I like this blazer. Very writer.
307
00:16:51,638 --> 00:16:52,931
I'm not ready to see her.
308
00:16:53,014 --> 00:16:54,182
Ava!
309
00:16:55,391 --> 00:16:56,768
That doesn't matter at all.
310
00:16:56,851 --> 00:16:58,978
- Hey!
- Holy shit! That's Winnie Landell.
311
00:16:59,312 --> 00:17:01,522
- Who?
- The head of your network.
312
00:17:02,023 --> 00:17:03,566
Introduce me. Be charming. Come on.
313
00:17:04,025 --> 00:17:05,359
Fifteen people.
None of them liked him.
314
00:17:05,443 --> 00:17:06,485
- I agree.
- Well, I don't think she's funny.
315
00:17:06,569 --> 00:17:09,113
- Hi.
- Ava, this is Winnie Landell.
316
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,865
She gave me my job,
so by proxy, she gave you yours.
317
00:17:11,949 --> 00:17:13,117
What are you?
318
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,869
Mostly Irish, little Scottish...
319
00:17:15,953 --> 00:17:18,747
No... I mean, agent? Or stand up?
320
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,874
- Oh, no, I'm a writer.
- Of course, you are.
321
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,501
Actually, she's my favorite writer.
322
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:24,503
Keep it on the down-low.
323
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:25,837
Hi, Lewis, Winnie.
324
00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:28,048
I am Jimmy LuSaque, Jr.
I'm Ava's manager
325
00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,424
and a huge fan of yours.
326
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:30,550
Everything you've done
at the network...
327
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,677
- You Jimmy LuSaque's kid?
- Yes.
328
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,387
I knew him. I fucked him once.
329
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:35,888
After the divorce.
330
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:37,140
Mine not his.
331
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,476
I don't know, maybe his.
We didn't talk much.
332
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,103
What year?
333
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,729
Have you seen the spicy tuna guy?
334
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,398
- No.
- No.
335
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,941
Was it post-'96?
336
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:48,734
So Winnie and I are headed to dinner
337
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,819
and then after we're gonna go
to Seth and Evan's party.
338
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:51,946
- Do you wanna go to that?
- Yes.
339
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,072
Yeah.
340
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,490
Hey, hey! Spicy tuna!
341
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:57,951
- Okay, I'll see you there?
- Okay.
342
00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,202
Okay, all right.
343
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,789
Wow. Blunt. You okay?
344
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,875
Yeah, yeah,
I'm sure it was after the divorce.
345
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:06,209
So, do you think
that was an invitation
346
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:07,836
for both of us or just you?
347
00:18:07,919 --> 00:18:09,212
I don't know,
I'll f... I'll find out.
348
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:11,172
I literally sweat through my shirt
when I heard about Deborah
349
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:12,841
so I gotta change
if I'm going to this party.
350
00:18:12,924 --> 00:18:14,551
Okay, text me, all right?
351
00:18:16,719 --> 00:18:18,346
Oh, sorry, can you hold the door?
352
00:18:19,013 --> 00:18:20,181
Sorry, thank you.
353
00:18:21,974 --> 00:18:23,142
Wha...
354
00:18:27,938 --> 00:18:29,857
- Wow! Oh, my god, Deborah, hi!
- Hi!
355
00:18:30,566 --> 00:18:31,984
I had no idea you were here!
356
00:18:33,027 --> 00:18:34,194
Give me a hug!
357
00:18:39,658 --> 00:18:41,410
Well it's a... it's an honor
to be in the presence
358
00:18:41,493 --> 00:18:43,286
of Supreme street wear royalty.
359
00:18:43,954 --> 00:18:46,039
Congrats on everything.
It's been really cool to see it all.
360
00:18:46,665 --> 00:18:48,416
From afar, obviously.
361
00:18:48,541 --> 00:18:50,543
- It's been a good year.
- Yeah.
362
00:18:50,627 --> 00:18:52,545
- How you doin'?
- Good. Real good.
363
00:18:52,629 --> 00:18:53,963
Really... really good.
364
00:18:54,214 --> 00:18:56,257
So, doin' good, yeah.
365
00:18:56,883 --> 00:18:58,051
You look well.
366
00:18:59,552 --> 00:19:00,720
Thanks.
367
00:19:01,012 --> 00:19:04,015
And you look... the same.
368
00:19:04,432 --> 00:19:05,599
That's the goal.
369
00:19:06,809 --> 00:19:09,770
- So, what are you up...
- I'm headed to a really cool party!
370
00:19:10,229 --> 00:19:11,397
I'm on my way right now.
371
00:19:12,022 --> 00:19:14,024
It's on the rooftop.
372
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,567
Fabulous!
373
00:19:18,237 --> 00:19:19,488
Oh, shoot, that's me.
374
00:19:20,739 --> 00:19:22,157
It's good to see you!
375
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:23,408
Have fun!
376
00:19:24,493 --> 00:19:25,660
Okay.
377
00:19:35,503 --> 00:19:36,546
I "look well"?
378
00:19:36,629 --> 00:19:37,880
You got nothing on my new haircut?
379
00:19:37,964 --> 00:19:40,508
You're not gonna say I look like
a little page boy or something?
380
00:19:40,758 --> 00:19:43,261
No, I just thought maybe
you'd put a child's wig on backwards.
381
00:19:43,344 --> 00:19:45,012
There we go. Thank you.
382
00:19:45,638 --> 00:19:47,223
Can I start on the blazer now?
383
00:19:47,765 --> 00:19:50,142
Sorry, is that
the Tom Cruise coconut cake?
384
00:19:51,018 --> 00:19:53,312
- How did you know that?
- It's a famous cake!
385
00:19:53,395 --> 00:19:55,397
Every Christmas he sends one
to his entire contact list.
386
00:19:55,481 --> 00:19:56,523
I've read about it for years!
387
00:19:56,607 --> 00:19:59,109
Kirsten Dunst said it was one
of the best cakes she's ever had.
388
00:19:59,193 --> 00:20:00,569
And she was in Marie Antoinette!
389
00:20:00,652 --> 00:20:03,238
Well, I guess Tom just saw
the special, and he loved it.
390
00:20:03,321 --> 00:20:04,489
That's cool.
391
00:20:04,865 --> 00:20:05,907
How is it?
392
00:20:05,991 --> 00:20:07,826
Fantastic, I was very funny.
393
00:20:08,618 --> 00:20:09,661
I mean the cake!
394
00:20:09,744 --> 00:20:11,079
Oh, I'm off sugar now.
395
00:20:11,496 --> 00:20:12,664
So...
396
00:20:14,707 --> 00:20:16,751
No one's eatin'
the Tom Cruise coconut cake?
397
00:20:21,631 --> 00:20:24,508
- Would you like try it?
- Yeah, for sure, thank you.
398
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:25,968
Love that.
399
00:20:27,803 --> 00:20:31,473
I just wanna say, for the record,
I'm not a Tom Cruise guy
400
00:20:31,765 --> 00:20:34,601
and I actually think
leading man culture is really toxic
401
00:20:34,685 --> 00:20:37,146
but I do wanna see
what this tastes like
402
00:20:37,396 --> 00:20:39,690
strictly from
an anthropological standpoint.
403
00:20:39,856 --> 00:20:41,024
Sure.
404
00:20:47,656 --> 00:20:48,823
Yup.
405
00:20:49,783 --> 00:20:50,950
Yup.
406
00:20:51,659 --> 00:20:52,952
That is fuckin' good.
407
00:20:53,411 --> 00:20:54,996
You seriously
aren't even gonna have any?
408
00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:57,749
No, I have to fit into a dress
that I have to wear tomorrow night.
409
00:20:57,832 --> 00:21:00,251
So if I even have a bite
of something sweet, I'll crave it.
410
00:21:00,376 --> 00:21:01,794
I can't even look at a peach.
411
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:04,171
Very you, all or nothing.
412
00:21:07,591 --> 00:21:09,009
So I met your new writers.
413
00:21:09,552 --> 00:21:10,719
How are they?
414
00:21:11,595 --> 00:21:13,013
They're very good joke writers.
415
00:21:14,682 --> 00:21:16,391
So, what are you doing here
at the festival?
416
00:21:16,725 --> 00:21:19,228
Oh, well, I've actually been writing
417
00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:21,980
on that very prestigious show,
On the Contrary?
418
00:21:22,689 --> 00:21:25,692
Oh, that's incredible.
Congratulations!
419
00:21:25,775 --> 00:21:26,943
Have you seen it?
420
00:21:27,611 --> 00:21:28,778
I've seen clips.
421
00:21:30,488 --> 00:21:31,656
Yeah.
422
00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:35,868
It's really good, really popular,
really award-winning.
423
00:21:36,286 --> 00:21:38,830
So, yeah, I'm here to represent
the show on a panel tomorrow.
424
00:21:39,372 --> 00:21:42,166
"Changing the World With Laughter?
425
00:21:43,751 --> 00:21:44,794
Yeah.
426
00:21:44,877 --> 00:21:46,837
So I don't know, I'm just bummed
427
00:21:46,921 --> 00:21:50,382
'cause I wish my girlfriend Ruby,
the hot actress, was here.
428
00:21:50,466 --> 00:21:53,552
She's stuck in LA filming
for this DC show she's in.
429
00:21:53,636 --> 00:21:55,345
It's called Wolf Girl.
She's the lead...
430
00:21:55,554 --> 00:21:57,598
The titular Wolf Girl.
431
00:21:57,681 --> 00:21:58,849
So...
432
00:21:59,141 --> 00:22:01,226
It's top secret, though.
Don't tell anybody.
433
00:22:01,893 --> 00:22:03,520
That your girlfriend's a dog?
434
00:22:04,312 --> 00:22:06,314
I think you're the one
that should stop talking about it.
435
00:22:09,526 --> 00:22:11,820
Yeah, we just...
we just moved in together.
436
00:22:12,278 --> 00:22:14,989
Gorgeous house.
You know, natural light.
437
00:22:15,073 --> 00:22:17,825
Like everywhere. Vaulted ceilings.
438
00:22:18,117 --> 00:22:20,203
Sounds lovely. Good view?
439
00:22:21,454 --> 00:22:23,331
- Gorgeous.
- Well, that's good.
440
00:22:23,414 --> 00:22:24,665
I'm really happy for you.
441
00:22:30,129 --> 00:22:33,048
Well, I should get going.
Thanks for the cake.
442
00:22:34,466 --> 00:22:35,634
Enjoy Montreal.
443
00:22:36,051 --> 00:22:37,219
Oh, I won't.
444
00:22:37,469 --> 00:22:39,846
It's Paris in the ears
but Hartford on the eyes.
445
00:22:43,058 --> 00:22:45,602
Is that the dress you're trying
to fit into for tomorrow?
446
00:22:45,936 --> 00:22:47,103
Isn't it gorgeous?
447
00:22:49,898 --> 00:22:53,818
No. It's literally
the most hideous dress
448
00:22:53,902 --> 00:22:55,403
I've ever seen in my entire life.
449
00:22:55,612 --> 00:22:58,364
It's Bill Blass couture!
It's one of a kind!
450
00:22:58,865 --> 00:23:00,908
Well, thank God
there's only one of those.
451
00:23:00,992 --> 00:23:02,535
Okay, you're insane!
452
00:23:02,952 --> 00:23:04,120
I mean look at this!
453
00:23:04,328 --> 00:23:05,997
I am. That's the problem.
454
00:23:06,997 --> 00:23:10,292
It's gorgeous! I...
I mean the kremlin detailing alone!
455
00:23:10,376 --> 00:23:12,294
Lady, I don't know
what to tell you, okay?
456
00:23:12,378 --> 00:23:14,755
It's fugly ass. It's giving Big Bird.
457
00:23:15,297 --> 00:23:16,590
Oh, my god!
458
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,008
You know nothing about fashion!
459
00:23:18,091 --> 00:23:20,260
You dress like you're about
to have lunch on a steel girder!
460
00:23:20,469 --> 00:23:22,637
Hey, whatever,
you can wear whatever you want.
461
00:23:22,721 --> 00:23:24,765
Yeah, I know I can, and I will.
462
00:23:24,848 --> 00:23:26,683
You know it's just sad
that you're so wrong about this.
463
00:23:26,766 --> 00:23:28,226
I mean, everybody loves this dress.
464
00:23:28,476 --> 00:23:31,604
Damien, Marcus, my stylist,
all of her assistants.
465
00:23:31,688 --> 00:23:32,856
Everyone on your payroll?
466
00:23:35,441 --> 00:23:38,528
Okay, all right.
I'm gonna prove you wrong.
467
00:23:43,199 --> 00:23:45,534
Hi. Could you please
send up the bellhop?
468
00:23:46,786 --> 00:23:47,953
A gay one?
469
00:23:48,162 --> 00:23:49,497
Oh, my god!
470
00:23:49,580 --> 00:23:50,748
Thank you.
471
00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:53,500
You're insane.
472
00:23:53,792 --> 00:23:54,960
We'll see.
473
00:23:56,670 --> 00:23:59,423
Oh, my god! I can't believe
sneaking up the stairs worked.
474
00:23:59,506 --> 00:24:01,550
Crashing a party
is big Lambo energy, Jimmy.
475
00:24:01,633 --> 00:24:03,760
Yeah, well,
we are fucking signing this guy.
476
00:24:04,719 --> 00:24:05,887
There he is.
477
00:24:06,138 --> 00:24:07,305
Okay, let's go.
478
00:24:07,389 --> 00:24:10,100
- Oh, here we go.
- Appreciate you. Thank you, thanks!
479
00:24:10,183 --> 00:24:11,684
Hey!
There he is the toast of the fest.
480
00:24:11,768 --> 00:24:13,561
How are you?
I'm Jimmy LuSaque, Jr., manager.
481
00:24:13,645 --> 00:24:14,854
- Hi!
- Kayla Schaeffer.
482
00:24:14,938 --> 00:24:16,397
Cofounder and assistant to Jimmy.
483
00:24:16,481 --> 00:24:17,857
Oh, nice to meet you guys.
484
00:24:17,940 --> 00:24:19,650
You too. Dude, your show...
485
00:24:19,734 --> 00:24:20,777
Unbelievable.
486
00:24:20,943 --> 00:24:22,487
So good. I...
I can't even talk about it!
487
00:24:22,570 --> 00:24:23,905
- Don't want to!
- And we were there!
488
00:24:23,988 --> 00:24:26,490
That's very nice, I...
I appreciate that, thank you.
489
00:24:26,574 --> 00:24:27,825
Look, I'm not gonna bullshit you
with small talk.
490
00:24:27,908 --> 00:24:30,077
- I'd love to sign you.
- And that's a huge deal.
491
00:24:31,287 --> 00:24:32,663
You can go with a bigger firm
if you want
492
00:24:32,830 --> 00:24:35,124
but we come from a place like that,
and I can tell you firsthand
493
00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:37,126
they will not treat you
with the same kind of care
494
00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:38,252
and attention that we can.
495
00:24:38,335 --> 00:24:40,879
We are really good at developing
long-term strategy for our clients.
496
00:24:40,963 --> 00:24:42,172
We're very thoughtful
and we wanna create
497
00:24:42,255 --> 00:24:44,257
a five-year
and a ten-year plan for you.
498
00:24:44,758 --> 00:24:45,926
Okay!
499
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,970
You guys really think I can make it?
500
00:24:49,054 --> 00:24:50,221
Oh, we know it.
501
00:24:51,181 --> 00:24:52,932
Man, I appreciate that.
502
00:24:53,016 --> 00:24:54,058
I do 'cause...
503
00:24:54,142 --> 00:24:55,310
I mean, I've been talking
to some of the other reps
504
00:24:55,393 --> 00:24:57,770
and they've been you know, hesitant.
505
00:24:58,187 --> 00:25:00,106
- Well, they're idiots, okay?
- Fucking losers!
506
00:25:00,189 --> 00:25:01,941
- We represent Deborah Vance.
- Total icon.
507
00:25:02,024 --> 00:25:03,317
Between us, she is 70...
508
00:25:03,943 --> 00:25:05,486
and doing better than ever, okay?
509
00:25:05,569 --> 00:25:07,446
That's gonna be you
when you're that age.
510
00:25:08,072 --> 00:25:10,157
Man, your optimism is...
511
00:25:10,241 --> 00:25:12,576
it's so inspiring!
512
00:25:14,703 --> 00:25:15,996
- I'm in!
- Yeah!
513
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,332
- Let's do it!
- Well, all right, hey!
514
00:25:18,874 --> 00:25:20,959
Welcome to la familia!
515
00:25:21,043 --> 00:25:24,087
All right, dude, we're gonna get
celebratory drinks, okay?
516
00:25:24,171 --> 00:25:25,338
Okay, I shouldn't, but...
517
00:25:25,422 --> 00:25:27,716
- Yeah all right! Let's do it! Okay!
- Do it!
518
00:25:30,093 --> 00:25:31,803
- Get in the bathroom.
- What? Why?
519
00:25:31,886 --> 00:25:33,555
Because I don't want you
influencing him!
520
00:25:33,638 --> 00:25:35,348
- Go!
- Fine.
521
00:25:37,350 --> 00:25:38,976
- Hi.
- I need the cash up front
522
00:25:39,060 --> 00:25:40,895
my pants stay on. Where is he?
523
00:25:40,978 --> 00:25:42,688
Oh, my god! No...
524
00:25:42,772 --> 00:25:43,981
No, I just had
a quick question for you.
525
00:25:44,065 --> 00:25:45,566
- Come on in. Yeah.
- Amazing.
526
00:25:45,650 --> 00:25:46,817
Not in the mood.
527
00:25:48,527 --> 00:25:49,820
Okay, this dress.
528
00:25:50,446 --> 00:25:51,614
What do you think?
529
00:25:51,739 --> 00:25:53,115
Why... why are you asking me?
530
00:25:53,490 --> 00:25:55,325
- Did you, like, did you work on it?
- Just...
531
00:25:55,409 --> 00:25:57,953
Nope, nope. I just wanna know
honestly, what you think.
532
00:25:58,162 --> 00:25:59,204
Honest opinion.
533
00:25:59,288 --> 00:26:01,331
- It's weird. Is that...
- Okay?
534
00:26:01,415 --> 00:26:03,792
- Yeah, I think...
- One might say like, it's ugly?
535
00:26:03,875 --> 00:26:05,502
It's really ugly.
I would say it's really ugly.
536
00:26:05,585 --> 00:26:09,589
Hey! Okay, that was a very
leading line of questioning!
537
00:26:09,673 --> 00:26:11,883
This dress is gorgeous!
It was custom-made for me.
538
00:26:11,966 --> 00:26:14,552
Oh... On... on you?
You would wear it?
539
00:26:15,345 --> 00:26:17,680
I actually think then
that could be fierce, actually!
540
00:26:17,764 --> 00:26:19,390
I mean and it could be a slay even!
541
00:26:19,599 --> 00:26:21,309
You're like my... my queen.
542
00:26:21,809 --> 00:26:23,269
- You can go.
- Oh, hold on.
543
00:26:23,352 --> 00:26:26,355
I was imagining it on her.
You have to understand.
544
00:26:27,606 --> 00:26:29,316
- Wha...
- There you go. Thank you so much.
545
00:26:30,526 --> 00:26:32,069
She... she tricked me.
546
00:26:35,614 --> 00:26:36,782
I don't even think he's gay.
547
00:26:37,074 --> 00:26:39,326
You really shouldn't assume
someone's sexual orientation
548
00:26:39,409 --> 00:26:42,287
but he absolutely was.
549
00:26:42,371 --> 00:26:43,538
Well if he's gay
with an ass like that
550
00:26:43,622 --> 00:26:44,956
he's got worse problems
than my assumption.
551
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,625
- Deborah!
- Well, I mean...
552
00:26:46,708 --> 00:26:48,084
He didn't say he was gay!
553
00:26:48,168 --> 00:26:51,171
Not everyone walks around
announcing their sexual orientation.
554
00:26:51,254 --> 00:26:53,131
Well, that's what I thought
till I met you!
555
00:26:56,718 --> 00:26:58,761
I'm gonna have another drink.
You want one before you go?
556
00:27:02,723 --> 00:27:04,559
Sure. Just one.
557
00:27:10,064 --> 00:27:11,232
I didn't tell him.
558
00:27:11,774 --> 00:27:14,151
Well... Latitude boys.
559
00:27:14,234 --> 00:27:15,486
We're just having celebratory drinks
560
00:27:15,569 --> 00:27:18,572
because we just signed
Clive Matthews!
561
00:27:18,655 --> 00:27:19,823
It's gotta burn, huh?
562
00:27:20,157 --> 00:27:21,908
I mean, not really...
563
00:27:21,992 --> 00:27:23,160
We weren't gonna sign him.
564
00:27:23,410 --> 00:27:26,204
Why not? His show is, like,
the show of the festival...
565
00:27:26,288 --> 00:27:28,123
Everybody's talking about it
and we got there first.
566
00:27:28,290 --> 00:27:29,457
Did you even see it?
567
00:27:29,833 --> 00:27:31,501
The guy's got three months to live.
568
00:27:31,584 --> 00:27:33,211
Yeah, he's terminal.
569
00:27:33,378 --> 00:27:34,712
It's really sad.
570
00:27:35,505 --> 00:27:39,592
Oh, my god, it wasn't on stage four,
it's called stage four.
571
00:27:40,676 --> 00:27:42,595
Wait, what? What does he have?
572
00:27:42,678 --> 00:27:44,513
- Ligma.
- "Ligma"?
573
00:27:44,597 --> 00:27:47,099
Yeah, ligma balls.
574
00:27:47,266 --> 00:27:48,851
Oh, my god!
575
00:27:48,934 --> 00:27:50,102
Shut up.
576
00:27:50,352 --> 00:27:51,729
Are you guys... are you doing a bit?
577
00:27:51,812 --> 00:27:53,522
- Is really sick?
- He is.
578
00:27:53,606 --> 00:27:56,025
It sucks. Beautiful show, though.
579
00:27:56,233 --> 00:27:57,860
No, it's true.
580
00:27:58,360 --> 00:27:59,528
He has bofa.
581
00:28:01,154 --> 00:28:02,823
- Bofa deez nuts!
- Oh, my god!
582
00:28:02,906 --> 00:28:05,367
Get the fuck outta my fucking face!
583
00:28:07,035 --> 00:28:10,080
- I'm rooting for him.
- Get outta here, Silas, please.
584
00:28:11,122 --> 00:28:13,917
Silas is up your ass!
It's sending chills down my spine.
585
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,335
Get over the Silas thing,
please, okay?
586
00:28:15,418 --> 00:28:16,586
We have bigger problems.
587
00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:19,339
And no more signing
fresh young talent, all right?
588
00:28:19,422 --> 00:28:21,174
Let's just stick
with the clients we have
589
00:28:21,257 --> 00:28:22,341
and do right by them.
590
00:28:22,425 --> 00:28:23,885
Should I set that meeting
with Vanna White?
591
00:28:24,051 --> 00:28:25,553
She wants to do a musical.
592
00:28:26,679 --> 00:28:27,722
Yes.
593
00:28:27,805 --> 00:28:29,807
Hey, Clive! Looking good, brother!
594
00:28:29,890 --> 00:28:31,058
Healthy as a dog!
595
00:28:31,767 --> 00:28:34,561
- I told him no!
- Why not?
596
00:28:34,645 --> 00:28:36,563
Because I didn't wanna get herpes!
597
00:28:37,397 --> 00:28:40,651
I mean, a cold sore on top
of filler is a nightmare.
598
00:28:43,612 --> 00:28:46,323
So, it seems like you're havin' fun.
599
00:28:46,615 --> 00:28:47,782
How could I not be?
600
00:28:47,866 --> 00:28:49,701
I'm selling out
bigger venues than ever.
601
00:28:49,784 --> 00:28:51,369
Strangers pay for my meals.
602
00:28:51,453 --> 00:28:53,538
My commercial quote
is astronomical now.
603
00:28:53,621 --> 00:28:55,456
Oh, good, I was gonna ask
about your commercial quote.
604
00:28:55,540 --> 00:28:56,708
It's astronomical.
605
00:28:59,335 --> 00:29:02,380
You and your scribes
workin' on new material?
606
00:29:02,839 --> 00:29:04,382
No, not really.
607
00:29:04,757 --> 00:29:07,718
It... it's weird I have so much
goodwill from the special
608
00:29:07,802 --> 00:29:11,055
that the audience laughs
at practically anything I say.
609
00:29:11,597 --> 00:29:13,891
- And you hate that.
- Well...
610
00:29:13,974 --> 00:29:15,559
Oh, come on, you hate it.
611
00:29:15,642 --> 00:29:16,685
You need a challenge!
612
00:29:16,769 --> 00:29:19,438
That's why you're tryna crash diet
your way into that hideous dress.
613
00:29:20,439 --> 00:29:22,316
I mean,
how many other amazing dresses
614
00:29:22,399 --> 00:29:23,900
could you look
incredible in right now?
615
00:29:24,693 --> 00:29:26,695
- Billions.
- Exactly!
616
00:29:26,820 --> 00:29:28,738
You're creating obstacles
for yourself.
617
00:29:29,030 --> 00:29:30,198
Maybe.
618
00:29:31,324 --> 00:29:33,159
Oh, while you're here,
while you're here.
619
00:29:33,326 --> 00:29:35,203
For my speech tomorrow night...
620
00:29:36,955 --> 00:29:38,122
Did I ever tell you that story
621
00:29:38,206 --> 00:29:40,291
about how I was potty training DJ
622
00:29:40,375 --> 00:29:41,876
and a cat at the same time?
623
00:29:42,293 --> 00:29:44,462
It wasn't a competition,
but the cat won.
624
00:29:46,088 --> 00:29:49,091
Would this joke be funnier
ending with "shitter" or "toilet"?
625
00:29:52,511 --> 00:29:53,929
I... I don't know.
626
00:29:54,471 --> 00:29:56,598
Which is funnier?
"Shitter" or "toilet"?
627
00:29:56,682 --> 00:29:58,225
Yeah, I'm... I'm not sure.
628
00:29:58,517 --> 00:30:00,477
Well just think about it.
What's your opinion?
629
00:30:00,769 --> 00:30:01,937
Not really my department.
630
00:30:02,479 --> 00:30:04,940
Well, yeah, kinda is,
you're a comedy writer...
631
00:30:05,023 --> 00:30:06,525
Yeah, but not for you.
632
00:30:07,234 --> 00:30:09,444
You fired me.
I don't work for you anymore.
633
00:30:10,695 --> 00:30:12,113
Okay, as a friend.
634
00:30:12,781 --> 00:30:13,948
A friend?
635
00:30:15,575 --> 00:30:17,577
If I'm your friend then
why haven't you texted me back
636
00:30:17,660 --> 00:30:19,662
in like nine fucking months?
637
00:30:22,874 --> 00:30:24,333
I guess I was busy.
638
00:30:24,417 --> 00:30:25,543
Yeah, I've been busy too.
639
00:30:25,626 --> 00:30:27,712
That's not an excuse
to just never respond
640
00:30:27,795 --> 00:30:30,047
especially
to objectively funny memes!
641
00:30:30,131 --> 00:30:32,550
Oh, you mean
the yellow guy in the bush?
642
00:30:32,633 --> 00:30:33,676
Oh, my god!
643
00:30:33,759 --> 00:30:36,011
It's Homer Simpson!
Show some respect!
644
00:30:36,095 --> 00:30:39,181
Look, I apologize
for some unanswered texts
645
00:30:39,264 --> 00:30:41,934
but that was kind of the whole point
of you going out on your own.
646
00:30:42,225 --> 00:30:43,268
And it worked, I mean
647
00:30:43,352 --> 00:30:44,978
you're changing
the world with laughter!
648
00:30:45,062 --> 00:30:48,023
Okay, but why did you have
to cut me out cold turkey?
649
00:30:48,398 --> 00:30:49,733
To teach me some kind of a lesson?
650
00:30:49,816 --> 00:30:51,985
What are you, Mr. Miyagi
and I'm the Karate Kid?
651
00:30:52,193 --> 00:30:54,320
Well, it wouldn't kill you
to learn how to wear a belt.
652
00:30:54,404 --> 00:30:55,613
Don't make jokes.
653
00:30:55,697 --> 00:30:57,532
I... I had to go to couples therapy
654
00:30:57,615 --> 00:31:00,076
'cause my girlfriend
was so sick of me talking about it.
655
00:31:01,786 --> 00:31:04,121
You ignoring me
really hurt my feelings.
656
00:31:05,831 --> 00:31:07,625
Some things
are better with a clean break.
657
00:31:07,750 --> 00:31:08,918
Maybe for you.
658
00:31:09,460 --> 00:31:11,837
But did you even think about
how that would make me feel?
659
00:31:12,296 --> 00:31:13,631
Did you think about me at all?
660
00:31:14,757 --> 00:31:18,135
You know, I... I didn't deserve
to be cut out like that, okay?
661
00:31:18,218 --> 00:31:20,679
I'm not your sister.
I'm not Joy Behar.
662
00:31:21,013 --> 00:31:22,389
Someone had too much sugar.
663
00:31:22,472 --> 00:31:25,142
Oh, my god! What is wrong with you?
664
00:31:25,225 --> 00:31:27,394
I do not miss this bullshit!
665
00:31:27,561 --> 00:31:29,271
In fact, why am I even here?
666
00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:30,897
I'm supposed to be at a cool party.
667
00:31:30,981 --> 00:31:33,525
You know what? Congrats
on your fuckin' award, Deborah.
668
00:31:33,775 --> 00:31:34,943
I'll see you.
669
00:31:35,276 --> 00:31:36,444
Jesus Christ.
670
00:31:41,491 --> 00:31:44,202
And also from
the Peabody award-winning
671
00:31:44,285 --> 00:31:46,203
On The Contrary With Lewis Benton.
672
00:31:46,287 --> 00:31:48,497
Please welcome, Ava Daniels!
673
00:31:56,755 --> 00:31:59,091
It was just this stupid one-line joke
674
00:31:59,174 --> 00:32:02,636
but at the same time
it did speak to the massive injustice
675
00:32:02,719 --> 00:32:04,888
in the Fintech sector
that did affect change
676
00:32:04,971 --> 00:32:07,516
and that felt really, really cool.
677
00:32:07,849 --> 00:32:10,894
Absolutely, absolutely.
678
00:32:11,353 --> 00:32:13,646
Well, we're gonna use
our last 15 minutes here
679
00:32:13,730 --> 00:32:15,482
to take some questions
from the audience.
680
00:32:15,565 --> 00:32:17,108
Yes, you in the striped shirt.
681
00:32:20,111 --> 00:32:21,904
Hi! My question is for Ava.
682
00:32:22,113 --> 00:32:23,281
Oh, no.
683
00:32:24,365 --> 00:32:26,951
No, I'm... I'm just kidding.
Go ahead.
684
00:32:27,326 --> 00:32:29,078
So, you have my dream job.
685
00:32:29,912 --> 00:32:30,996
Not to be a downer
686
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,540
but I feel like I've been working
at this for a while now
687
00:32:33,624 --> 00:32:35,209
and I'm just starting to doubt
688
00:32:35,292 --> 00:32:37,336
that I'm gonna get the jobs
that I actually want
689
00:32:37,419 --> 00:32:39,796
so I guess I'm just wondering
690
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:40,964
if you have any advice
691
00:32:41,048 --> 00:32:43,383
for someone who feels like
it just might be too hard.
692
00:32:43,592 --> 00:32:46,595
Well, I guess I'd say...
693
00:32:46,761 --> 00:32:49,556
You just gotta take a ton of shots
on goal, you know?
694
00:32:49,639 --> 00:32:52,100
Just keep tryin', keep at it, and...
695
00:32:53,393 --> 00:32:54,769
one of those shots is gonna get in.
696
00:32:56,354 --> 00:32:57,522
Thank you.
697
00:33:01,109 --> 00:33:03,069
Okay, the gentlemen
in the back with the red shirt...
698
00:33:03,236 --> 00:33:04,403
Actually, sorry.
699
00:33:05,238 --> 00:33:06,989
What... what you were saying
about it being hard...
700
00:33:07,865 --> 00:33:10,159
It is really, really hard.
701
00:33:10,576 --> 00:33:14,038
And to be honest,
that doesn't ever change, you know?
702
00:33:14,121 --> 00:33:16,332
You... You gotta scratch and claw
703
00:33:16,415 --> 00:33:17,583
and it doesn't get better.
704
00:33:17,875 --> 00:33:19,293
It just gets harder.
705
00:33:20,919 --> 00:33:25,298
But the scratch in the very beginning
is the fun part.
706
00:33:25,424 --> 00:33:26,591
It's the good part.
707
00:33:26,925 --> 00:33:31,971
And you know, I hope you get
every job that you want
708
00:33:32,055 --> 00:33:36,059
but just try to enjoy
where you're at right now
709
00:33:36,601 --> 00:33:37,769
'cause...
710
00:33:39,979 --> 00:33:41,147
you'll miss it...
711
00:33:42,106 --> 00:33:43,274
and you can never go back.
712
00:33:45,902 --> 00:33:47,069
Thank you.
713
00:34:07,547 --> 00:34:10,300
Winner of Comedy Special
of the Year for My Bad.
714
00:34:10,592 --> 00:34:12,218
Miss Deborah Vance!
715
00:34:28,109 --> 00:34:29,819
Oh, sorry.
I was looking for someone.
716
00:34:30,361 --> 00:34:31,529
They checked out.
717
00:34:32,321 --> 00:34:33,364
Oh, thank you.
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