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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,130 --> 00:00:07,424 [cat meowing] [soft instrumental music] 2 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:11,136 [cat meowing] [soft instrumental music] 3 00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:11,140 [cat meowing] [soft instrumental music] 4 00:00:13,140 --> 00:00:14,848 - And then I dreamt 5 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:15,020 - And then I dreamt 6 00:00:15,020 --> 00:00:17,150 that I was sitting on the toilet and I started peeing. 7 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:18,170 And then when I woke up. 8 00:00:18,170 --> 00:00:18,560 - You had wet the bed? 9 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:20,050 - You had wet the bed? 10 00:00:20,050 --> 00:00:22,080 - No, when I woke up, I was sitting on the toilet. 11 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:22,272 - And what do you think it means? 12 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:23,220 - And what do you think it means? 13 00:00:23,220 --> 00:00:25,130 - I think it means that I needed to go pee. 14 00:00:25,130 --> 00:00:25,984 - So you don't think dreams mean anything then? 15 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:28,030 - So you don't think dreams mean anything then? 16 00:00:28,030 --> 00:00:28,230 - Sometimes. 17 00:00:28,230 --> 00:00:29,696 - Why's that? 18 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:30,100 - Why's that? 19 00:00:30,100 --> 00:00:33,090 - Last night, I had a sex dream about Rose. 20 00:00:34,060 --> 00:00:35,020 - Really? 21 00:00:37,020 --> 00:00:37,120 - Yeah, it was incredibly erotic. 22 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,020 - Yeah, it was incredibly erotic. 23 00:00:39,020 --> 00:00:40,140 So I'm in my office 24 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:40,832 I'm recolor coding the budget spreadsheet, 25 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:43,020 I'm recolor coding the budget spreadsheet, 26 00:00:43,020 --> 00:00:44,040 and then suddenly out of nowhere 27 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:44,544 she's standing right behind. 28 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:45,150 she's standing right behind. 29 00:00:45,150 --> 00:00:48,040 She's wearing this really smart black pants 30 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:48,256 suit really sexy stuff. 31 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:49,150 suit really sexy stuff. 32 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:51,968 - Like exactly what you're wearing right now? 33 00:00:51,968 --> 00:00:52,070 - Like exactly what you're wearing right now? 34 00:00:52,070 --> 00:00:53,190 - Yeah. 35 00:00:53,190 --> 00:00:55,120 And then she leans over my shoulder and she says, 36 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:55,680 "Hey, Pauline, looks like you're below the line 37 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,070 "Hey, Pauline, looks like you're below the line 38 00:00:58,070 --> 00:00:59,392 budgets all nicely balancing." 39 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:00,130 budgets all nicely balancing." 40 00:01:00,130 --> 00:01:02,060 - Is that like an innuendo? 41 00:01:02,060 --> 00:01:03,104 - No, and then she put her hand on my hand 42 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:05,090 - No, and then she put her hand on my hand 43 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:06,816 and we pressed save together. 44 00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:08,020 and we pressed save together. 45 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:10,160 And then we made aggressive love 46 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:10,528 and finalized next week's casting schedule. 47 00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:12,180 and finalized next week's casting schedule. 48 00:01:12,180 --> 00:01:13,180 - Nice. 49 00:01:13,180 --> 00:01:14,140 - What does that all mean? 50 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:14,240 - No. [bangs table] 51 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:16,020 - No. [bangs table] 52 00:01:16,020 --> 00:01:17,010 - Relax, Pauline, come on dreams don't mean anything. 53 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:17,952 I have sex dreams all the time. 54 00:01:17,952 --> 00:01:18,140 I have sex dreams all the time. 55 00:01:18,140 --> 00:01:19,190 - Do you? 56 00:01:19,190 --> 00:01:21,080 - Yes, I had a dream the other night 57 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:21,664 where I took an extra from set home to my hotel room 58 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:23,030 where I took an extra from set home to my hotel room 59 00:01:23,030 --> 00:01:25,100 and he was all like, "Are we gonna talk about the movie?" 60 00:01:25,100 --> 00:01:25,376 And I was like, "Do you want the role or not?" 61 00:01:25,376 --> 00:01:27,150 And I was like, "Do you want the role or not?" 62 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:29,080 - Hey guys. 63 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:29,089 - Hey, Rose. 64 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,000 - Hey, Rose. 65 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,170 - Hey Rose, do you think dreams mean anything? 66 00:01:32,170 --> 00:01:32,801 - Oh hell yes. 67 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:34,000 - Oh hell yes. 68 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,210 Oh, okay So, I had this dream the other night, 69 00:01:36,210 --> 00:01:36,513 that I was my own bath towel, 70 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,190 that I was my own bath towel, 71 00:01:38,190 --> 00:01:40,100 and if I was gonna put myself in the wash, 72 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:40,225 it meant that I would die. 73 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:41,130 it meant that I would die. 74 00:01:41,130 --> 00:01:43,170 And then, get this, 75 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:43,937 the next morning I woke up and it was raining. 76 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:46,110 the next morning I woke up and it was raining. 77 00:01:46,110 --> 00:01:47,070 - Huh! 78 00:01:48,230 --> 00:01:49,180 - buzzy. 79 00:01:52,010 --> 00:01:54,020 See you on set. 80 00:01:54,020 --> 00:01:55,040 [bell ringing] 81 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:55,073 - Holy sh-t, that was hot. 82 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:57,010 - Holy sh-t, that was hot. 83 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:02,497 [upbeat music] 84 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:03,110 [upbeat music] 85 00:02:09,220 --> 00:02:09,921 [gun cocking] 86 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:11,040 [gun cocking] 87 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:12,140 [footsteps clacking] [girl squirming] 88 00:02:12,140 --> 00:02:13,633 [tense upbeat music] 89 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:15,170 [tense upbeat music] 90 00:02:19,090 --> 00:02:21,057 - Well, well, well we meet again 91 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:24,060 - Well, well, well we meet again 92 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:24,769 though this time I have the upper hand, 93 00:02:24,769 --> 00:02:27,030 though this time I have the upper hand, 94 00:02:27,030 --> 00:02:28,481 we've taken your whole family hostage 95 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:29,050 we've taken your whole family hostage 96 00:02:30,230 --> 00:02:32,193 and at midnight tonight, we slaughter them all. 97 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:35,230 and at midnight tonight, we slaughter them all. 98 00:02:38,180 --> 00:02:39,140 Unless, 99 00:02:44,110 --> 00:02:46,190 you can answer this trigonometry question. 100 00:02:50,030 --> 00:02:50,753 You will have 30 minutes, 101 00:02:50,753 --> 00:02:52,130 You will have 30 minutes, 102 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:54,465 no calculators, no peeking at other people. 103 00:02:54,465 --> 00:02:55,160 no calculators, no peeking at other people. 104 00:02:57,070 --> 00:02:58,178 Good luck. 105 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:58,180 Good luck. 106 00:02:58,180 --> 00:03:01,070 [man laughing] 107 00:03:05,170 --> 00:03:05,602 - Oh thank God, I learned that in fourth form. 108 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:09,120 - Oh thank God, I learned that in fourth form. 109 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:13,026 [upbeat music] 110 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:13,200 [upbeat music] 111 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:16,738 - God I hate peeing in public. 112 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:17,220 - God I hate peeing in public. 113 00:03:17,220 --> 00:03:19,050 What if someone hears? 114 00:03:19,050 --> 00:03:20,450 - Just make a noise, cough or something. 115 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:22,070 - Just make a noise, cough or something. 116 00:03:22,070 --> 00:03:23,030 - Okay. 117 00:03:31,190 --> 00:03:31,586 [door thuds] 118 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:34,040 [door thuds] 119 00:03:39,210 --> 00:03:42,010 [mumbles] 120 00:03:43,010 --> 00:03:43,210 That burns. 121 00:03:43,210 --> 00:03:46,434 [farting sound effects] 122 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:47,180 [farting sound effects] 123 00:04:00,220 --> 00:04:01,282 you're right, I felt so much more comfortable in there. 124 00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:03,080 you're right, I felt so much more comfortable in there. 125 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:08,706 [upbeat music] 126 00:04:08,706 --> 00:04:10,030 [upbeat music] 127 00:04:10,030 --> 00:04:12,040 - I have to say we have not had any candidates apply 128 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:12,418 who are quite so impressive. 129 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:13,160 who are quite so impressive. 130 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,140 - Thank you, I really appreciate that. 131 00:04:15,140 --> 00:04:16,130 And I genuinely think I could bring a lot 132 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:17,120 And I genuinely think I could bring a lot 133 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:18,230 to this organization. 134 00:04:18,230 --> 00:04:19,842 - Great, in terms of us moving forward with the decision, 135 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:21,040 - Great, in terms of us moving forward with the decision, 136 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,170 we just have to run through a routine personality test. 137 00:04:23,170 --> 00:04:23,554 Is that okay? 138 00:04:23,554 --> 00:04:24,160 Is that okay? 139 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:25,210 - No, Perfect, great, yeah 140 00:04:25,210 --> 00:04:27,230 - Great let's start off nice and easy. 141 00:04:27,230 --> 00:04:27,267 Picture your dream car, 142 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,100 Picture your dream car, 143 00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:30,979 are you thinking of like a two-seater convertible 144 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:32,100 are you thinking of like a two-seater convertible 145 00:04:32,100 --> 00:04:34,691 or like a people mover with lots of room for car seats? 146 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:35,040 or like a people mover with lots of room for car seats? 147 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:38,060 - Well, I've always wanted a Porsche, dream of mine, 148 00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:38,403 but I gotta say I do love my little station wagon. 149 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:41,100 but I gotta say I do love my little station wagon. 150 00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:42,115 - And is it five seats or? 151 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,190 - And is it five seats or? 152 00:04:43,190 --> 00:04:44,210 - Yeah, yeah. 153 00:04:44,210 --> 00:04:45,827 - Yeah. 154 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:46,090 - Yeah. 155 00:04:46,090 --> 00:04:47,220 - I'm just not quite sure what you're after here. 156 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:49,030 - Oh, no, that was fine. 157 00:04:49,030 --> 00:04:49,539 Anything that just comes to your head? 158 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:50,010 Anything that just comes to your head? 159 00:04:50,010 --> 00:04:50,210 - Oh. 160 00:04:50,210 --> 00:04:52,000 - Let's move on. 161 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,251 What do you think of this? 162 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:54,040 What do you think of this? 163 00:04:56,140 --> 00:04:56,963 - So I'm not sure if I understand. 164 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,100 - So I'm not sure if I understand. 165 00:04:58,100 --> 00:04:59,190 - Oh that's fine. 166 00:04:59,190 --> 00:05:00,675 Just take your time and answer it instinctively 167 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:02,050 Just take your time and answer it instinctively 168 00:05:02,050 --> 00:05:03,170 like how does this make you feel? 169 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:04,387 Are you feeling like, oh yuck or oh yes please. 170 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:08,099 Are you feeling like, oh yuck or oh yes please. 171 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:08,130 Are you feeling like, oh yuck or oh yes please. 172 00:05:08,130 --> 00:05:11,160 - Right okay, well it's a very cute baby. 173 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:11,811 - Yeah, okay great, cute. 174 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:13,110 - Yeah, okay great, cute. 175 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:15,523 - Sorry I just, I'm struggling with how 176 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:16,120 - Sorry I just, I'm struggling with how 177 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:18,060 the questions are relevant to the. 178 00:05:18,060 --> 00:05:19,230 - Don't worry about it. 179 00:05:19,230 --> 00:05:19,235 Okay, in terms of communication now, 180 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:21,160 Okay, in terms of communication now, 181 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:22,947 would you describe yourself as a clear communicator 182 00:05:22,947 --> 00:05:24,160 would you describe yourself as a clear communicator 183 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:26,659 or someone who avoids conflict? 184 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:27,070 or someone who avoids conflict? 185 00:05:27,070 --> 00:05:29,050 Or someone who would definitely tell us if 186 00:05:29,050 --> 00:05:30,371 they were planning on starting a family? 187 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:31,050 they were planning on starting a family? 188 00:05:33,050 --> 00:05:34,083 - Sorry, again, it just sounds like you're trying 189 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:36,140 - Sorry, again, it just sounds like you're trying 190 00:05:36,140 --> 00:05:37,795 to figure out whether or not I want to have a baby. 191 00:05:37,795 --> 00:05:39,220 to figure out whether or not I want to have a baby. 192 00:05:39,220 --> 00:05:41,090 - No, oh my gosh, 193 00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:41,507 no I would never ask you that. 194 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:42,180 no I would never ask you that. 195 00:05:42,180 --> 00:05:44,180 You know, legally we're not allowed to do that. 196 00:05:44,180 --> 00:05:45,219 - Good great, cause I didn't want to, 197 00:05:45,219 --> 00:05:45,220 - Good great, cause I didn't want to, 198 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:47,140 sorry I brought it up, I just. 199 00:05:47,140 --> 00:05:48,931 - No, no, no, no. 200 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:49,060 - No, no, no, no. 201 00:05:49,060 --> 00:05:51,170 Yeah, no, look, everything's great, 202 00:05:51,170 --> 00:05:52,643 you're great, I'm convinced. 203 00:05:52,643 --> 00:05:53,160 you're great, I'm convinced. 204 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:55,120 I'm going to go ahead and draw up those contracts. 205 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:56,356 - That is fantastic, thank you so much, thank you 206 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,050 - That is fantastic, thank you so much, thank you 207 00:05:58,050 --> 00:06:00,068 - In fact, I'm going to call one of your references 208 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:00,070 - In fact, I'm going to call one of your references 209 00:06:00,070 --> 00:06:02,030 right now to just get everything signed off. 210 00:06:02,030 --> 00:06:03,110 - Fantastic, go ahead. 211 00:06:04,210 --> 00:06:07,492 - Oh it's ringing, Sally hi, 212 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:08,140 - Oh it's ringing, Sally hi, 213 00:06:08,140 --> 00:06:10,000 it's Peter Lotner here. 214 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,204 I'm just calling on behalf of Harriet Bridgman 215 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,160 I'm just calling on behalf of Harriet Bridgman 216 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:14,916 she's put you down as a reference for her. 217 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:15,100 she's put you down as a reference for her. 218 00:06:15,100 --> 00:06:16,060 That's right. 219 00:06:17,030 --> 00:06:18,628 So do you think she's planning 220 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:19,220 So do you think she's planning 221 00:06:19,220 --> 00:06:21,150 on having a baby anytime soon? 222 00:06:24,100 --> 00:06:26,052 Oh, can't conceive. 223 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:27,230 Oh, can't conceive. 224 00:06:27,230 --> 00:06:29,764 No, that is terrible. 225 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:30,170 No, that is terrible. 226 00:06:31,150 --> 00:06:33,150 Okay, yeah, tata, 227 00:06:36,020 --> 00:06:37,020 welcome aboard. 228 00:06:37,020 --> 00:06:37,188 [upbeat music] 229 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:39,160 [upbeat music] 230 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:48,220 - Hey, how's the whole sex dream about Rose going? 231 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:48,324 - Post morning snack nap happened again, 232 00:06:48,324 --> 00:06:50,150 - Post morning snack nap happened again, 233 00:06:50,150 --> 00:06:52,036 We made love in warehouse Stationary 234 00:06:52,036 --> 00:06:52,060 We made love in warehouse Stationary 235 00:06:52,060 --> 00:06:53,080 - Gross 236 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,170 - Guys, you have to help me out. 237 00:06:54,170 --> 00:06:55,748 I'm freaking out. 238 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:56,040 I'm freaking out. 239 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,140 - Have you been doing those magic eye books again? 240 00:06:57,140 --> 00:06:59,110 Because Pauline you were supposed to ban them from set. 241 00:06:59,110 --> 00:06:59,460 - No, it's the next sketch that I'm in, 242 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:01,150 - No, it's the next sketch that I'm in, 243 00:07:01,150 --> 00:07:03,140 where I have to do the kissing. 244 00:07:03,140 --> 00:07:03,172 - Oh okay, tell us a bit more about that kissing. 245 00:07:03,172 --> 00:07:05,220 - Oh okay, tell us a bit more about that kissing. 246 00:07:05,220 --> 00:07:06,884 - I know it's a professional situation, 247 00:07:06,884 --> 00:07:08,050 - I know it's a professional situation, 248 00:07:08,050 --> 00:07:10,080 but I am worried that this actor 249 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:10,596 is going to form some type of attachment to me. 250 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:13,070 is going to form some type of attachment to me. 251 00:07:13,070 --> 00:07:14,180 - To you? 252 00:07:14,180 --> 00:07:14,308 - Yes to me, every person I've ever kissed I've then gone 253 00:07:14,308 --> 00:07:17,180 - Yes to me, every person I've ever kissed I've then gone 254 00:07:17,180 --> 00:07:18,020 on to have a relationship with them, 255 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:19,030 on to have a relationship with them, 256 00:07:19,030 --> 00:07:20,080 a hundred percent of the time. 257 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:21,080 - Oh my God. 258 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:21,732 - I mean what if he gets a boner? 259 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:22,160 - I mean what if he gets a boner? 260 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:24,020 then I have to have sex with him later, 261 00:07:24,020 --> 00:07:25,230 because it's rude to leave a boner unfulfilled, 262 00:07:25,230 --> 00:07:25,445 that's what my mom told me. 263 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,220 that's what my mom told me. 264 00:07:26,220 --> 00:07:28,080 - That is not a thing. 265 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,140 - Oh my gosh. 266 00:07:29,140 --> 00:07:29,157 - What if I get married, Oh my God, 267 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:30,150 - What if I get married, Oh my God, 268 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:32,040 what if we had a kid, a girl? 269 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:34,060 We'll call her Aloysius, 270 00:07:34,060 --> 00:07:35,110 - Oh that's nice. 271 00:07:35,110 --> 00:07:36,581 - Do not to call your kid Aloysius okay. 272 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:37,010 - Do not to call your kid Aloysius okay. 273 00:07:37,010 --> 00:07:38,050 But I'm calling it, no. 274 00:07:38,050 --> 00:07:39,090 - And then we ended up holidaying, 275 00:07:39,090 --> 00:07:40,200 at his father's beach house of course. 276 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:40,293 And that's where I meet his brother 277 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,090 And that's where I meet his brother 278 00:07:42,090 --> 00:07:44,005 and it's hard to deny that we've got this attraction 279 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:44,210 and it's hard to deny that we've got this attraction 280 00:07:44,210 --> 00:07:47,100 and two years later we can't ignore it. 281 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:47,717 Obviously, he's the one that makes the first move. 282 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,120 Obviously, he's the one that makes the first move. 283 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,180 - Oh, this is tough. 284 00:07:50,180 --> 00:07:51,170 - And then eventually he catches his brother 285 00:07:51,170 --> 00:07:51,429 and I in the apple orchard. 286 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:52,220 and I in the apple orchard. 287 00:07:52,220 --> 00:07:54,040 But it's fine, because he's the one who wanted 288 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:55,141 the infidelity clause struck from the prenup, 289 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:55,180 the infidelity clause struck from the prenup, 290 00:07:55,180 --> 00:07:58,853 - Look Rose, bet you're going to be fine. 291 00:07:58,853 --> 00:07:59,060 - Look Rose, bet you're going to be fine. 292 00:07:59,060 --> 00:08:02,000 - Okay, Laura, you only know me as work Rose 293 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:02,565 I am a very different person in a sexual context. 294 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:05,090 I am a very different person in a sexual context. 295 00:08:05,090 --> 00:08:06,130 - Yeah, I can see that. 296 00:08:06,130 --> 00:08:06,277 - I doubt that. 297 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:08,010 - I doubt that. 298 00:08:08,010 --> 00:08:09,989 - I guess I'm just going to have to dial down like 299 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:10,060 - I guess I'm just going to have to dial down like 300 00:08:10,060 --> 00:08:12,190 natural charisma and. - Impossible 301 00:08:12,190 --> 00:08:13,701 - Good looks, to maybe offset 302 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:15,030 - Good looks, to maybe offset 303 00:08:15,030 --> 00:08:16,160 this attraction, that's going to happen. 304 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:17,413 - Just do what you normally do, you'll be fine. 305 00:08:17,413 --> 00:08:19,070 - Just do what you normally do, you'll be fine. 306 00:08:19,070 --> 00:08:20,210 - Okay. 307 00:08:20,210 --> 00:08:21,125 Wish me luck. 308 00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:21,170 Wish me luck. 309 00:08:22,180 --> 00:08:23,180 - You won't need it. 310 00:08:23,180 --> 00:08:24,140 - Oh, 311 00:08:24,140 --> 00:08:24,837 - good luck. 312 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:25,100 - good luck. 313 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,549 - God, She is so super hot. 314 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:30,010 - God, She is so super hot. 315 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:32,170 [Bell ringing] 316 00:08:38,050 --> 00:08:39,685 [upbeat music] 317 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:40,190 [upbeat music] 318 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:54,120 - What do you do when you get a dick pic? 319 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:54,534 - Oh I usually wait until I've been sent, 320 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,080 - Oh I usually wait until I've been sent, 321 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:58,130 like a hundred of them 322 00:08:58,130 --> 00:08:58,246 and then I have a power ball Saturday, 323 00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:00,020 and then I have a power ball Saturday, 324 00:09:00,020 --> 00:09:01,210 and just pick one and enjoy that. 325 00:09:01,210 --> 00:09:01,958 - Right. 326 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,130 - Right. 327 00:09:03,130 --> 00:09:05,000 - What do you do? 328 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:05,670 - Well, I usually just send back a compliment, 329 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,040 - Well, I usually just send back a compliment, 330 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,220 like, oh, that looks healthy. 331 00:09:08,220 --> 00:09:09,382 Everything's looking good. 332 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,040 Everything's looking good. 333 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:12,140 A, okay. 334 00:09:12,140 --> 00:09:13,094 - No, they are not asking you for a diagnosis. 335 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:14,090 - No, they are not asking you for a diagnosis. 336 00:09:14,090 --> 00:09:15,230 - Just seems like a really weird move. 337 00:09:15,230 --> 00:09:16,806 like to send a dick pic, 338 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:17,050 like to send a dick pic, 339 00:09:17,050 --> 00:09:19,110 like, I would never reply with a tit pic. 340 00:09:19,110 --> 00:09:20,200 - Wouldn't you? 341 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:20,518 - Maybe, maybe if I was like sending a photo 342 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:23,180 - Maybe, maybe if I was like sending a photo 343 00:09:23,180 --> 00:09:24,220 of what I have for dinner that night 344 00:09:24,220 --> 00:09:24,230 and I was like holding it up here 345 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,100 and I was like holding it up here 346 00:09:26,100 --> 00:09:27,942 and then I accidentally got like a bit of the tit 347 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:28,070 and then I accidentally got like a bit of the tit 348 00:09:28,070 --> 00:09:29,100 in the background or something. 349 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:31,000 - Okay Yeah, but that's not a sexy look, 350 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:31,654 tit pics are good to have stored up on your phone, 351 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:34,100 tit pics are good to have stored up on your phone, 352 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:35,366 because in the middle of a jam 353 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:36,000 because in the middle of a jam 354 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,140 you want to have one ready to go. 355 00:09:38,140 --> 00:09:39,078 - I'm not storing a tit pics for a rainy day. 356 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:42,050 - I'm not storing a tit pics for a rainy day. 357 00:09:42,050 --> 00:09:42,790 - You're just going to take one then and there on the spot, 358 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:44,010 - You're just going to take one then and there on the spot, 359 00:09:44,010 --> 00:09:45,200 on the bus ride, on your way to work. 360 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:46,502 - Yeah 361 00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:47,020 - Yeah 362 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,060 - Well let's just do one right now. 363 00:09:48,060 --> 00:09:49,070 - Nope, I'm not doing, I'm not doing, 364 00:09:49,070 --> 00:09:50,050 no stop. 365 00:09:50,050 --> 00:09:50,214 - No one is watching, it's fine. 366 00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:51,110 - No one is watching, it's fine. 367 00:09:51,110 --> 00:09:53,100 - No, come on, I'm not doing a tit pic 368 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:53,926 - Okay. 369 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:54,070 - Okay. 370 00:09:54,070 --> 00:09:55,040 [bell ringing] 371 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:56,150 - Just me then, just me. 372 00:09:56,150 --> 00:09:57,638 - What, what are you doing? 373 00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:58,210 - What, what are you doing? 374 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,110 - Tit pics? 375 00:10:01,110 --> 00:10:01,350 - Yeah. 376 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:02,230 - Yeah. 377 00:10:02,230 --> 00:10:04,070 - Okay, We're going to wrap this up I need you on set. 378 00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:05,062 Unless you want to take one Rose? 379 00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:06,060 Unless you want to take one Rose? 380 00:10:06,060 --> 00:10:07,150 - No, oh. 381 00:10:07,150 --> 00:10:08,110 - Okay, I just think they're always good to have 382 00:10:08,110 --> 00:10:08,774 in case of emergency. 383 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:09,140 in case of emergency. 384 00:10:09,140 --> 00:10:10,100 - Told you. 385 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:12,486 - Oh nice. 386 00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:13,110 - Oh nice. 387 00:10:14,140 --> 00:10:15,200 - Actually can you take a different angle? 388 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,160 - Oh, sure. 389 00:10:18,210 --> 00:10:19,910 Okay, Smile. 390 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:21,050 Okay, Smile. 391 00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:23,623 [upbeat music] 392 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,210 [upbeat music] 393 00:10:24,210 --> 00:10:27,050 - Have fun at the stake do, honey, 394 00:10:27,050 --> 00:10:27,335 - Don't worry, I'll behave. 395 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,210 - Don't worry, I'll behave. 396 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:31,047 - You better. 397 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:31,100 - You better. 398 00:10:32,220 --> 00:10:34,759 - [Speaker] Are you tired of worrying about b-tches, 399 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:35,170 - [Speaker] Are you tired of worrying about b-tches, 400 00:10:35,170 --> 00:10:37,060 hitting on your man? 401 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:38,471 Do you toss and turn thinking he's in another b-tch's bed? 402 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:42,100 Do you toss and turn thinking he's in another b-tch's bed? 403 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:42,183 Well suppress those insecurities, 404 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:44,070 Well suppress those insecurities, 405 00:10:44,070 --> 00:10:45,895 because now there's Scare B-tch. 406 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:46,050 because now there's Scare B-tch. 407 00:10:47,150 --> 00:10:49,180 Scare B-tch, is the revolutionary new scarecrow, 408 00:10:49,180 --> 00:10:49,607 that scares b-tches away from your man. 409 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:52,200 that scares b-tches away from your man. 410 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,319 - Honey, don't forget your Scare B-tch. 411 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,190 - Honey, don't forget your Scare B-tch. 412 00:10:58,130 --> 00:11:00,743 [upbeat music] 413 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:01,030 [upbeat music] 414 00:11:05,130 --> 00:11:07,170 - With Scare B-tch, you no longer have to worry 415 00:11:07,170 --> 00:11:08,167 about b-tches at the strip club. 416 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,190 about b-tches at the strip club. 417 00:11:10,190 --> 00:11:11,230 - Jesus Christ 418 00:11:14,210 --> 00:11:15,591 - What's the matter? 419 00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:16,130 - What's the matter? 420 00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:19,303 - [Speaker] B-tches by the pool. 421 00:11:19,303 --> 00:11:20,200 - [Speaker] B-tches by the pool. 422 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:23,015 [screaming] 423 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:23,040 [screaming] 424 00:11:28,010 --> 00:11:30,030 - [Speaker] Or even b-tches at the supermarket. 425 00:11:30,030 --> 00:11:30,439 [screaming] 426 00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:32,110 [screaming] 427 00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:37,863 - [Speaker] Now you can sleep easy, 428 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:38,080 - [Speaker] Now you can sleep easy, 429 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:41,040 knowing no b-tch is touching your man. 430 00:11:43,030 --> 00:11:44,080 - Thanks to Scare B-tch. 431 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:45,287 Me and my partner are So happy. 432 00:11:45,287 --> 00:11:46,120 Me and my partner are So happy. 433 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:48,210 - [Speaker] Scare B-tch, keep those b-tches hands, 434 00:11:48,210 --> 00:11:48,999 of your man, because he's your man. 435 00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:52,040 of your man, because he's your man. 436 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:52,712 - Liv, I want this out of my house. 437 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,140 - Liv, I want this out of my house. 438 00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:56,424 Why don't you trust me to go out and not cheat on you? 439 00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:57,210 Why don't you trust me to go out and not cheat on you? 440 00:11:57,210 --> 00:12:00,136 I mean, that's kind of messed up, don't you think. 441 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:00,230 I mean, that's kind of messed up, don't you think. 442 00:12:00,230 --> 00:12:01,230 who smiling at? 443 00:12:04,230 --> 00:12:06,160 - [Speaker] Get your Scare B-tch now. 444 00:12:07,130 --> 00:12:07,560 [upbeat music] 445 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,030 [upbeat music] 446 00:12:15,090 --> 00:12:18,696 - Dad, I know Jenny is your wife now, 447 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:19,210 - Dad, I know Jenny is your wife now, 448 00:12:19,210 --> 00:12:22,408 but I think she's evil. 449 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,100 but I think she's evil. 450 00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:26,090 - No come on now sweetheart, give her a chance. 451 00:12:26,090 --> 00:12:26,120 You know, it's hard enough being a new stepmother without 452 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,150 You know, it's hard enough being a new stepmother without 453 00:12:28,150 --> 00:12:29,832 all these silly stereotypes. 454 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:30,140 all these silly stereotypes. 455 00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:33,090 She's put a lot of effort into that dinner tonight. 456 00:12:33,090 --> 00:12:33,544 So you should too. 457 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:34,080 So you should too. 458 00:12:35,060 --> 00:12:37,080 I promise you, she's not evil. 459 00:12:38,110 --> 00:12:40,968 [lady laughing] 460 00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:41,030 [lady laughing] 461 00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:43,000 Smells good honey. 462 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,060 What are we Having? 463 00:12:44,060 --> 00:12:44,680 - Something young and fresh. 464 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,040 - Something young and fresh. 465 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:48,392 No, but seriously Kelly. 466 00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:50,090 No, but seriously Kelly. 467 00:12:50,090 --> 00:12:52,104 I know I'm never going to replace your mother, 468 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:52,130 I know I'm never going to replace your mother, 469 00:12:52,130 --> 00:12:54,140 but I do hope we can become friends. 470 00:12:58,030 --> 00:12:58,230 - See. 471 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,170 [upbeat music] 472 00:13:02,170 --> 00:13:03,240 - Okay, we'll see you at 2:00 PM. 473 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,050 - Okay, we'll see you at 2:00 PM. 474 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:05,000 Thanks. 475 00:13:07,050 --> 00:13:08,030 - Hi there. 476 00:13:08,030 --> 00:13:10,000 - Hi there, how can I help you? 477 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:10,664 - I just like to do a return. 478 00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:11,100 - I just like to do a return. 479 00:13:13,130 --> 00:13:14,376 - Ma'am this is your baby. 480 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:15,080 - Ma'am this is your baby. 481 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,210 - Yeah, well I got it a little while ago 482 00:13:16,210 --> 00:13:18,040 and at the time I liked it, 483 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:18,088 but then I took it home 484 00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:19,160 but then I took it home 485 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:21,050 and it didn't really go with any of my other stuff so. 486 00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:25,050 - Ma'am you can't return your baby. 487 00:13:25,050 --> 00:13:25,513 - Right, okay. 488 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:26,080 - Right, okay. 489 00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:29,200 I'd like to actually have a little look round and, 490 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,170 - Ma'am, Ma'am. 491 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,649 seriously, another one, in you go. 492 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,150 seriously, another one, in you go. 493 00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:47,030 [upbeat music] 494 00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:47,785 - No matter what he's doing. 495 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:48,140 - No matter what he's doing. 496 00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:51,497 Now you can sleep easy, knowing your man is taken care of. 497 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:52,070 Now you can sleep easy, knowing your man is taken care of. 498 00:13:52,070 --> 00:13:55,130 Because his your man and no one else's. 499 00:13:57,110 --> 00:13:58,921 [soft instrumental music] 500 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,230 [soft instrumental music] 501 00:14:11,170 --> 00:14:13,769 - Liv, what are you doing here? 502 00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:14,020 - Liv, what are you doing here? 503 00:14:15,090 --> 00:14:16,180 - Can we talk? 504 00:14:16,180 --> 00:14:17,481 - Yes, yeah sure, sure 505 00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:18,060 - Yes, yeah sure, sure 506 00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:21,120 - I just wanted to say I'm really sorry for everything. 507 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:24,020 I had a lot of my own issues, 508 00:14:24,020 --> 00:14:24,905 that I was working through 509 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:25,110 that I was working through 510 00:14:25,110 --> 00:14:26,220 and I took them out on you 511 00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:28,617 and that wasn't fair of me. 512 00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:29,080 and that wasn't fair of me. 513 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:32,020 - Yeah, no worries it's all good. 514 00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:32,329 - I've been going to counseling 515 00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:33,130 - I've been going to counseling 516 00:14:33,130 --> 00:14:36,041 and working through my issues. 517 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,080 and working through my issues. 518 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:38,060 - Right yeah, 519 00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:39,753 - And I think we should give it another shot, 520 00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:41,110 - And I think we should give it another shot, 521 00:14:42,150 --> 00:14:43,465 because we're good together, you and I, 522 00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:44,150 because we're good together, you and I, 523 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:47,177 we just make sense 524 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:47,210 we just make sense 525 00:14:47,210 --> 00:14:49,110 and I can't stand another night. 526 00:14:53,050 --> 00:14:54,050 What are you looking at? 527 00:14:54,050 --> 00:14:54,602 - Nothing. 528 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:55,010 - Nothing. 529 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:58,230 - Oh my God Tim, do you have another woman back there? 530 00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:58,314 - No, no I don't 531 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,110 - No, no I don't 532 00:15:00,110 --> 00:15:02,010 - Oh, let me see her then, 533 00:15:02,010 --> 00:15:02,026 Let me see the slut banging my boyfriend. 534 00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:04,220 Let me see the slut banging my boyfriend. 535 00:15:12,130 --> 00:15:13,162 You've been seeing the Scare B-tch behind my back, 536 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,170 You've been seeing the Scare B-tch behind my back, 537 00:15:14,170 --> 00:15:16,010 this whole time. 538 00:15:18,060 --> 00:15:20,586 And you, I bought you here to help me. 539 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,000 And you, I bought you here to help me. 540 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:24,298 I didn't know, you'd turn into such hoe 541 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,120 I didn't know, you'd turn into such hoe 542 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:28,010 - Hey, hey, hey, love, love don't okay. 543 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:28,200 - Hey, hey, hey, love, love don't okay. 544 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,150 Stop it, it's not like that, 545 00:15:32,070 --> 00:15:35,434 We're in love, we're not just screwing around. 546 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,070 We're in love, we're not just screwing around. 547 00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:42,858 I love her, we are in love 548 00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:44,070 I love her, we are in love 549 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:46,570 [lady crying] 550 00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:47,160 [lady crying] 551 00:15:49,170 --> 00:15:50,170 - Oh my God. 552 00:15:55,180 --> 00:15:57,180 Your grandmother's ring. 553 00:16:00,150 --> 00:16:01,418 You proposed to her? 554 00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:02,080 You proposed to her? 555 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,120 - I was going to tell you. 556 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,130 - You proposed to her, I can't believe this, 557 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:08,020 - You proposed to her, I can't believe this, 558 00:16:09,050 --> 00:16:12,090 no I'm out, I hope you both rot in hell. 559 00:16:23,110 --> 00:16:23,691 - I'm so sorry, you had to see that. 560 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,120 - I'm so sorry, you had to see that. 561 00:16:35,110 --> 00:16:38,020 [upbeat music] 562 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,251 [upbeat music] 563 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,180 [upbeat music] 564 00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:49,675 - Hey did you take those bins out? 565 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,010 - Hey did you take those bins out? 566 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:50,230 - Yes 567 00:16:50,230 --> 00:16:52,090 - Thank you, you're a good man. 568 00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:53,120 - Did you feed the cat? 569 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:53,387 - Yes I did. 570 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:54,100 - Yes I did. 571 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,140 - Thank you. 572 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:56,160 - You're welcome. 573 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,099 - You're a good little defacto. 574 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,210 - You're a good little defacto. 575 00:16:58,210 --> 00:17:00,230 - You know I like it when you call me defacto. 576 00:17:00,230 --> 00:17:00,811 - Do you? 577 00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:01,190 - Do you? 578 00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:03,220 Defacto 579 00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:04,523 - Oh yeah. 580 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:05,100 - Oh yeah. 581 00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,170 - How those retainers feeling? 582 00:17:06,170 --> 00:17:07,210 - Actually feels a little tight tonight? 583 00:17:07,210 --> 00:17:08,235 - Does it? 584 00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:09,090 - Does it? 585 00:17:09,090 --> 00:17:10,170 - Yeah, my gums really hurt, but I'll just leave it in. 586 00:17:10,170 --> 00:17:11,947 - You'll going to leave it in for me are you? 587 00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:12,040 - You'll going to leave it in for me are you? 588 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,090 - Yeah I am. 589 00:17:13,090 --> 00:17:14,070 - Tell me something dirty. 590 00:17:14,070 --> 00:17:15,130 Something naughty 591 00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:15,659 - I have accumulated quite a lot of debt 592 00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:17,140 - I have accumulated quite a lot of debt 593 00:17:17,140 --> 00:17:19,070 - Yeah. 594 00:17:19,070 --> 00:17:19,371 - That so bad 595 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:20,050 - That so bad 596 00:17:20,050 --> 00:17:21,000 - Yeah I've got crippling debt. 597 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,000 - Oh that's terrible. 598 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:22,200 - I know 599 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,083 - That's so bad. 600 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:23,190 - That's so bad. 601 00:17:23,190 --> 00:17:24,170 You want some help with that. 602 00:17:24,170 --> 00:17:25,080 You want me to pay it off? 603 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:26,040 - Yeah. 604 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:26,795 You're going to have to, 605 00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:27,030 You're going to have to, 606 00:17:27,030 --> 00:17:27,200 if we want to get a mortgage. 607 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,190 - Yeah. 608 00:17:28,190 --> 00:17:29,170 I want a mortgage with you. 609 00:17:29,170 --> 00:17:30,080 - I want to get a low do upper, 610 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:30,507 - yeah 611 00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:31,040 - yeah 612 00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:33,150 - Let's combine Kiwi savers. 613 00:17:33,150 --> 00:17:34,219 - Mine Is tiny 614 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:35,120 - Mine Is tiny 615 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,190 - Mine is massive. 616 00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:41,160 - I cleaned the house for you. 617 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:41,643 Cause I know it helps with your mental clarity. 618 00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:43,190 Cause I know it helps with your mental clarity. 619 00:17:43,190 --> 00:17:45,060 - I only buy Eco store products 620 00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:45,355 Cause I know your skin reacts to synthetic fragrances. 621 00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,110 Cause I know your skin reacts to synthetic fragrances. 622 00:17:47,110 --> 00:17:48,090 - It's so itchy. 623 00:17:48,090 --> 00:17:49,068 - Stop scratching. 624 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:49,190 - Stop scratching. 625 00:17:49,190 --> 00:17:51,040 - Take your top off. 626 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:52,020 - Oh yeah you want to see my boobs. 627 00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:52,780 - No Your T-shirts stinks. 628 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:53,210 - No Your T-shirts stinks. 629 00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:55,130 - Yeah cause I'm a dirty girl 630 00:17:55,130 --> 00:17:56,090 - Yeah, yeah. 631 00:17:56,090 --> 00:17:56,492 - Yeah 632 00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:57,100 - Yeah 633 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,030 - When was the last time you cleaned that? 634 00:18:00,030 --> 00:18:00,204 - Years ago. 635 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,110 - Years ago. 636 00:18:01,110 --> 00:18:03,110 - Whoa, that's filthy. 637 00:18:03,110 --> 00:18:03,916 I just want to spank you, 638 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,010 I just want to spank you, 639 00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:07,160 but I know I can't because we've talked about this 640 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:07,628 and you don't like it 641 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,210 and you don't like it 642 00:18:08,210 --> 00:18:10,040 and we've got great communications skills, 643 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,120 - It's one of our strongest skills. 644 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:11,340 - Yeah 645 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,110 - Yeah 646 00:18:12,110 --> 00:18:13,060 I like to keep it vanilla. 647 00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:14,000 - French vanilla. 648 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,052 - Bonjour. 649 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:15,140 - Bonjour. 650 00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:16,140 - Guess what? 651 00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:17,120 - What? 652 00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:18,180 - I called your mum today? 653 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:18,764 - What'd she have to say for herself? 654 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:19,100 - What'd she have to say for herself? 655 00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:20,230 - Nothing. 656 00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:22,110 We just talk because we've got our own relationship. 657 00:18:22,110 --> 00:18:22,476 - Your brother's kids call me auntie, but we're not married. 658 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,230 - Your brother's kids call me auntie, but we're not married. 659 00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:26,188 - Oh, can you pay me $44.60 for the groceries, 660 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,090 - Oh, can you pay me $44.60 for the groceries, 661 00:18:28,090 --> 00:18:29,130 sorry I just remembered - Yeah of course 662 00:18:29,130 --> 00:18:29,900 - Nope. 663 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:30,110 - Nope. 664 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,180 It's just it's right here. 665 00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:33,060 And if I don't say now we'll forget. 666 00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:33,612 - No sorry about it, actually everybody made the lunches. 667 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:34,020 - No sorry about it, actually everybody made the lunches. 668 00:18:34,020 --> 00:18:35,040 So they're on the bench. 669 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,150 - Have you? 670 00:18:36,150 --> 00:18:37,220 - Yeah, they're in little plastic containers. 671 00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:37,324 - Stop that's so hot. 672 00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:39,190 - Stop that's so hot. 673 00:18:39,190 --> 00:18:41,036 It's going to help so much in the mornings. 674 00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:41,180 It's going to help so much in the mornings. 675 00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:43,090 - So you're going to fly out the door. 676 00:18:43,090 --> 00:18:44,190 - Tell me something I don't know about you 677 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:44,748 - Celine Dion always makes me cry. 678 00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:47,130 - Celine Dion always makes me cry. 679 00:18:47,130 --> 00:18:48,460 - Let's make respectful unprotected love till 9:00 PM. 680 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:51,070 - Let's make respectful unprotected love till 9:00 PM. 681 00:18:51,070 --> 00:18:52,172 - Yeah We can because I just got my IUD replaced. 682 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:55,000 - Yeah We can because I just got my IUD replaced. 683 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:55,884 - Tell me how you like it. 684 00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:57,000 - Tell me how you like it. 685 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,010 - missionary 686 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,040 take your pants off. 687 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,010 - Yep. 688 00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:03,210 - Are you ready? 689 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:03,308 - Yep. 690 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:04,160 - Yep. 691 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,130 - 1, 2, 3. 692 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,200 [ upbeat music] 693 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:14,060 [ phone ringing] 694 00:19:16,210 --> 00:19:18,080 - Whenever mom calls, 695 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:18,157 I think it's an emergency and grandma's dead. 696 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,170 I think it's an emergency and grandma's dead. 697 00:19:19,170 --> 00:19:21,230 - [indistinct] 698 00:19:21,230 --> 00:19:21,869 - Hello? 699 00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,080 - Hello? 700 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,130 Wow, I knew it grandma's dead. 701 00:19:27,010 --> 00:19:28,150 No I know I heard you . 702 00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:29,293 [ upbeat music] 703 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,003 [ upbeat music] 704 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:31,060 [ upbeat music] 705 00:19:34,170 --> 00:19:36,717 [screaming] 706 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:37,010 [screaming] 707 00:19:42,090 --> 00:19:43,210 - I think I'm gay. 708 00:19:43,210 --> 00:19:44,141 - Oh Cool, when did you find this out? 709 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:46,130 - Oh Cool, when did you find this out? 710 00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:47,853 - Just now, I did that big kissing scene, 711 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,020 - Just now, I did that big kissing scene, 712 00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:51,190 with that very young, attractive man 713 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:51,565 and I felt nothing, I felt nothing. 714 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:54,020 and I felt nothing, I felt nothing. 715 00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:55,230 - No, I think that's just because you're attracted 716 00:19:55,230 --> 00:19:55,277 to ugly old men. 717 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,110 to ugly old men. 718 00:19:57,110 --> 00:19:58,989 - and what's more telling is that he didn't feel anything. 719 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,050 - and what's more telling is that he didn't feel anything. 720 00:20:00,050 --> 00:20:01,030 He didn't even fall in love with me. 721 00:20:01,030 --> 00:20:02,160 Just a little bit, nothing. 722 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:02,701 - Do you think maybe that's because he was a paid actor 723 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,100 - Do you think maybe that's because he was a paid actor 724 00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:06,180 to be in the scene with you 725 00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:06,413 and he was just doing his job. 726 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:07,220 and he was just doing his job. 727 00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:10,000 - Details Okay. 728 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:10,125 Yeah he's paid actor who had a girlfriend. 729 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,190 Yeah he's paid actor who had a girlfriend. 730 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:13,837 - I know you, you're not gay. 731 00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:15,210 - I know you, you're not gay. 732 00:20:16,230 --> 00:20:17,549 - Laura, okay I've been to a roller darby. 733 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:20,010 - Laura, okay I've been to a roller darby. 734 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,261 I go for long walks and the Waitakeres and I love it. 735 00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:23,090 I go for long walks and the Waitakeres and I love it. 736 00:20:23,090 --> 00:20:24,973 I dyed my hair blue last summer. 737 00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:27,000 I dyed my hair blue last summer. 738 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,120 - Okay, all right you're gay. 739 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:28,685 You know what? 740 00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:29,150 You know what? 741 00:20:29,150 --> 00:20:31,030 You should get started straight away, 742 00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,100 Pauline had a sex dream about you the other night. 743 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:32,397 - Oh, isn't that convenient? 744 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:35,190 - Oh, isn't that convenient? 745 00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:36,109 Pauline has a sex dream about mwa. 746 00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:39,010 Pauline has a sex dream about mwa. 747 00:20:39,010 --> 00:20:39,821 The very week that I come out, it's a sign. 748 00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:43,533 The very week that I come out, it's a sign. 749 00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:44,020 The very week that I come out, it's a sign. 750 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,050 - You're not gay, come on. 751 00:20:46,050 --> 00:20:47,170 - I'm gay, I'm a hundred percent gay. 752 00:20:47,170 --> 00:20:47,246 - You're not gay. 753 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,170 - You're not gay. 754 00:20:48,170 --> 00:20:49,230 - I'm so gay. 755 00:20:49,230 --> 00:20:50,958 - You wouldn't even go there with any. . . 756 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,130 - You wouldn't even go there with any. . . 757 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:01,090 - Oh, this is happening. 758 00:21:01,090 --> 00:21:02,094 This is real. 759 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:02,120 This is real. 760 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,230 - Wow. 761 00:21:03,230 --> 00:21:05,806 No, that was actually, it was kind of hot. 762 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:06,080 No, that was actually, it was kind of hot. 763 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,220 - I felt nothing. 764 00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:09,518 I felt nothing 765 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,090 I felt nothing 766 00:21:11,090 --> 00:21:12,040 - Rose I would really like to be honest with you. 767 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:12,200 - Don't need, it's fine. 768 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,120 - I had a sex. 769 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:13,230 I know. 770 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,110 I know. 771 00:21:14,110 --> 00:21:15,160 - Sex, sex 772 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:16,050 - I'm so sorry about that, that's fine. 773 00:21:16,050 --> 00:21:16,942 - Sex. 774 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:17,050 - Sex. 775 00:21:17,050 --> 00:21:18,050 - I'm glad we cleared that up. 776 00:21:18,050 --> 00:21:19,230 Maybe not gay with Pauline, 777 00:21:19,230 --> 00:21:20,654 but just talk about sex, 778 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:21,150 but just talk about sex, 779 00:21:21,150 --> 00:21:22,110 the spectrum, isn't it. 780 00:21:22,110 --> 00:21:23,110 It's the spectrum. 781 00:21:23,110 --> 00:21:24,060 - Okay. 782 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,000 - Sorry. 783 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:31,790 - Okay. 784 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:32,160 - Okay. 785 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,200 - You, might be gay. 786 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,180 [upbeat music] 787 00:22:03,074 --> 00:22:05,074 [END CREDITS] 788 00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:09,674 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 55283

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