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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,060 --> 00:00:07,424 [upbeat music] [car engine revving] 2 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:11,060 [upbeat music] [car engine revving] 3 00:00:13,110 --> 00:00:14,848 [cheerful guitar music] 4 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:16,190 [cheerful guitar music] 5 00:00:23,050 --> 00:00:25,180 ♪ Walking home in the middle of the night ♪ 6 00:00:25,180 --> 00:00:25,984 ♪ All alone and there's no street lights ♪ 7 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:28,030 ♪ All alone and there's no street lights ♪ 8 00:00:28,030 --> 00:00:29,160 ♪ I don't care 'cause the moon is bright ♪ 9 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:29,696 - [Man] Ow! 10 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:30,160 - [Man] Ow! 11 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:33,020 ♪ And the stars are shining ♪ 12 00:00:33,020 --> 00:00:33,408 ♪ Walking home through a public park ♪ 13 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:35,000 ♪ Walking home through a public park ♪ 14 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,120 ♪ The council won't pay for lights so it's really dark ♪ 15 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:38,010 ♪ The council won't pay for lights so it's really dark ♪ 16 00:00:38,010 --> 00:00:39,190 ♪ I don't care 'cause there's a song in my heart ♪ 17 00:00:39,190 --> 00:00:40,832 ♪ And that's a silver lining ♪ 18 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:42,090 ♪ And that's a silver lining ♪ 19 00:00:42,090 --> 00:00:44,230 ♪ Had three drinks so I couldn't drive my car ♪ 20 00:00:44,230 --> 00:00:44,544 ♪ Would have got an Uber but my phone ran out of data ♪ 21 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:48,180 ♪ Would have got an Uber but my phone ran out of data ♪ 22 00:00:48,180 --> 00:00:48,256 ♪ And I don't usually do this ♪ 23 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:51,080 ♪ And I don't usually do this ♪ 24 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:51,968 [stick snaps] - Sh-t, what was that? 25 00:00:51,968 --> 00:00:53,220 [stick snaps] - Sh-t, what was that? 26 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,680 [Dora panting] [crickets chirping] 27 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,150 [Dora panting] [crickets chirping] 28 00:00:57,150 --> 00:00:59,160 ♪ Walking home got a smile on my face ♪ 29 00:00:59,160 --> 00:00:59,392 ♪ I've also got a can of mace ♪ 30 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:02,070 ♪ I've also got a can of mace ♪ 31 00:01:02,070 --> 00:01:03,104 ♪ Someone disappeared without a trace in this very alley ♪ 32 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:06,816 ♪ Someone disappeared without a trace in this very alley ♪ 33 00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:07,050 ♪ Someone disappeared without a trace in this very alley ♪ 34 00:01:08,020 --> 00:01:09,130 ♪ Walking home and I pretend ♪ 35 00:01:09,130 --> 00:01:10,528 ♪ To have a phone conversation with a fake boyfriend ♪ 36 00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:12,010 ♪ To have a phone conversation with a fake boyfriend ♪ 37 00:01:12,010 --> 00:01:13,010 ♪ What's that, babe ♪ 38 00:01:13,010 --> 00:01:14,150 ♪ You've got a gun ♪ 39 00:01:14,150 --> 00:01:14,240 ♪ And you'll shoot anyone that tries to touch me ♪ 40 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:17,952 ♪ And you'll shoot anyone that tries to touch me ♪ 41 00:01:17,952 --> 00:01:18,070 ♪ And you'll shoot anyone that tries to touch me ♪ 42 00:01:18,070 --> 00:01:19,030 - This guy 43 00:01:19,030 --> 00:01:21,130 [Dora laughs nervously] 44 00:01:21,130 --> 00:01:21,664 ♪ Want to hide the fact that I'm scared of being alone ♪ 45 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:23,110 ♪ Want to hide the fact that I'm scared of being alone ♪ 46 00:01:23,110 --> 00:01:25,376 ♪ So try to look chill by putting on my headphones ♪ 47 00:01:25,376 --> 00:01:27,000 ♪ So try to look chill by putting on my headphones ♪ 48 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,089 ♪ But there's no music playing ♪ 49 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,080 ♪ But there's no music playing ♪ 50 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:32,801 [feet shuffling] [Rose breathing shakily] 51 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:34,170 [feet shuffling] [Rose breathing shakily] 52 00:01:34,170 --> 00:01:36,080 ♪ Nothing can bother me ♪ 53 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:36,513 ♪ Whoa ♪ 54 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:37,040 ♪ Whoa ♪ 55 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:38,190 ♪ Holding onto my keys ♪ 56 00:01:38,190 --> 00:01:39,180 ♪ Whoa ♪ 57 00:01:39,180 --> 00:01:40,225 ♪ So tight my fingers bleed ♪ 58 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:41,110 ♪ So tight my fingers bleed ♪ 59 00:01:41,110 --> 00:01:43,190 ♪ I'll gauge your eyes out ♪ 60 00:01:43,190 --> 00:01:43,937 - Try me, I'll do it. 61 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:44,190 - Try me, I'll do it. 62 00:01:44,190 --> 00:01:46,070 ♪ I'm feeling confident ♪ 63 00:01:46,070 --> 00:01:47,140 ♪ Whoa ♪ 64 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:47,649 ♪ There's nobody around the bend ♪ 65 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:48,110 ♪ There's nobody around the bend ♪ 66 00:01:48,110 --> 00:01:49,110 ♪ Whoa ♪ 67 00:01:49,110 --> 00:01:51,020 ♪ I've forgotten self defense ♪ 68 00:01:51,020 --> 00:01:51,361 ♪ But I've got hope ♪ 69 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:53,220 ♪ But I've got hope ♪ 70 00:01:53,220 --> 00:01:55,073 ♪ I hope I don't get mugged ♪ 71 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:56,220 ♪ I hope I don't get mugged ♪ 72 00:01:56,220 --> 00:01:58,785 ♪ Murdered or raped when I'm walking home ♪ 73 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,060 ♪ Murdered or raped when I'm walking home ♪ 74 00:02:00,060 --> 00:02:02,497 ♪ When I'm walking home ♪ 75 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:03,080 ♪ When I'm walking home ♪ 76 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:06,130 ♪ I hope I don't get mugged ♪ 77 00:02:06,130 --> 00:02:06,209 ♪ Murdered or raped when I'm walking home ♪ 78 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:09,170 ♪ Murdered or raped when I'm walking home ♪ 79 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:09,921 ♪ When I'm walking home ♪ 80 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:13,230 ♪ When I'm walking home ♪ 81 00:02:13,230 --> 00:02:13,633 ♪ It's not much to expect ♪ 82 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:15,120 ♪ It's not much to expect ♪ 83 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:16,110 ♪ Whoa ♪ 84 00:02:16,110 --> 00:02:17,210 ♪ That I don't get kidnapped ♪ 85 00:02:17,210 --> 00:02:17,345 ♪ Whoa ♪ 86 00:02:17,345 --> 00:02:19,100 ♪ Whoa ♪ 87 00:02:19,100 --> 00:02:21,057 ♪ Under 10 minute walk from the bar to my house ♪ 88 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:23,100 ♪ Under 10 minute walk from the bar to my house ♪ 89 00:02:23,100 --> 00:02:24,769 ♪ I'm keeping up a steady pace ♪ 90 00:02:24,769 --> 00:02:25,090 ♪ I'm keeping up a steady pace ♪ 91 00:02:25,090 --> 00:02:26,050 ♪ Whoa ♪ 92 00:02:26,050 --> 00:02:27,180 ♪ In case I get chased ♪ 93 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:28,481 ♪ Whoa ♪ 94 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:29,040 ♪ Whoa ♪ 95 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:32,193 ♪ I hope I don't get mugged, murdered or raped ♪ 96 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:32,210 ♪ I hope I don't get mugged, murdered or raped ♪ 97 00:02:32,210 --> 00:02:33,190 [woman gibbering frantically] 98 00:02:33,190 --> 00:02:34,180 - Stay away from me you pervert! 99 00:02:34,180 --> 00:02:35,230 - Back up, I've got a key! 100 00:02:35,230 --> 00:02:35,905 I've got a key! I'm gonna kill you. 101 00:02:35,905 --> 00:02:37,130 I've got a key! I'm gonna kill you. 102 00:02:37,130 --> 00:02:38,180 - Dora, it's me! 103 00:02:38,180 --> 00:02:39,617 - Oh, Rose? 104 00:02:39,617 --> 00:02:40,040 - Oh, Rose? 105 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:41,110 - Geez, you gave me a heart attack. 106 00:02:41,110 --> 00:02:42,170 Why are you holding a key? 107 00:02:42,170 --> 00:02:43,150 - I don't know. 108 00:02:43,150 --> 00:02:43,329 Like, kill a murderer. 109 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:45,030 Like, kill a murderer. 110 00:02:45,030 --> 00:02:47,041 Or, or, po-poke their eyes out or uh, k-key their car. 111 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:48,180 Or, or, po-poke their eyes out or uh, k-key their car. 112 00:02:48,180 --> 00:02:49,220 I, I thought that's what everyone does! 113 00:02:49,220 --> 00:02:50,210 - No one does that, it's just to... 114 00:02:50,210 --> 00:02:50,753 Oh no, I'm doing it right now. 115 00:02:50,753 --> 00:02:52,030 Oh no, I'm doing it right now. 116 00:02:52,030 --> 00:02:53,080 - There, hmm! 117 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:54,070 - Do you wanna walk home together? 118 00:02:54,070 --> 00:02:54,465 - Oh my God, yes. Let's do that. 119 00:02:54,465 --> 00:02:55,130 - Oh my God, yes. Let's do that. 120 00:02:55,130 --> 00:02:56,080 - Okay. 121 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:58,178 [playful guitar music] [Dora panting] 122 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,010 [playful guitar music] [Dora panting] 123 00:02:59,010 --> 00:03:00,140 - Phew! 124 00:03:00,140 --> 00:03:01,890 Oh my God, I already feel so much safer walking in a pair. 125 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:02,090 Oh my God, I already feel so much safer walking in a pair. 126 00:03:02,090 --> 00:03:03,180 - Same! 127 00:03:03,180 --> 00:03:05,602 But, we'd still be completely defenseless against 128 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:06,100 But, we'd still be completely defenseless against 129 00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:08,140 a large group of men. 130 00:03:08,140 --> 00:03:09,314 - Oh, we'd be goners. 131 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:10,100 - Oh, we'd be goners. 132 00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:12,000 - Hmph. 133 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,026 ♪ We hope we don't get mugged ♪ 134 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:14,220 ♪ We hope we don't get mugged ♪ 135 00:03:14,220 --> 00:03:16,738 ♪ Murdered or raped by a group of guys ♪ 136 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:18,110 ♪ Murdered or raped by a group of guys ♪ 137 00:03:18,110 --> 00:03:20,450 ♪ A group of terrifying guys ♪ 138 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:21,160 ♪ A group of terrifying guys ♪ 139 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:24,162 ♪ We hope we don't get jumped, groped, stabbed ♪ 140 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:26,000 ♪ We hope we don't get jumped, groped, stabbed ♪ 141 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,874 ♪ Or skinned alive ♪ 142 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:28,200 ♪ Or skinned alive ♪ 143 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:31,586 ♪ By a murderer who skins women alive ♪ 144 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:32,060 ♪ By a murderer who skins women alive ♪ 145 00:03:32,060 --> 00:03:34,100 ♪ Nobody ever plans ♪ 146 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:35,230 ♪ To get yelled at by a passing van ♪ 147 00:03:35,230 --> 00:03:35,298 - [Man In Van] Hey ladies, where you going? 148 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:37,020 - [Man In Van] Hey ladies, where you going? 149 00:03:37,020 --> 00:03:38,140 But often that sh-t happens ♪ 150 00:03:38,140 --> 00:03:39,010 ♪ And you just to hope it doesn't ♪ 151 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:41,130 ♪ And you just to hope it doesn't ♪ 152 00:03:41,130 --> 00:03:42,722 ♪ We hope we don't get mugged ♪ 153 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:44,100 ♪ We hope we don't get mugged ♪ 154 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:46,434 ♪ Murdered or raped when we're walking home ♪ 155 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:47,170 ♪ Murdered or raped when we're walking home ♪ 156 00:03:47,170 --> 00:03:50,146 ♪ When we're all alone ♪ 157 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:51,030 ♪ When we're all alone ♪ 158 00:03:51,030 --> 00:03:53,858 ♪ We hope we don't get abducted at gun point ♪ 159 00:03:53,858 --> 00:03:54,190 ♪ We hope we don't get abducted at gun point ♪ 160 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:57,570 ♪ And sold into trafficking ♪ 161 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:58,000 ♪ And sold into trafficking ♪ 162 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:01,282 ♪ That's a genuine fear we have with good reason ♪ 163 00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:03,010 ♪ That's a genuine fear we have with good reason ♪ 164 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,994 [all panting] 165 00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:05,170 [all panting] 166 00:04:07,010 --> 00:04:08,706 [distant sirens wailing] 167 00:04:08,706 --> 00:04:09,120 [distant sirens wailing] 168 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:12,418 [twig snaps] [all shrieking] 169 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:13,130 [twig snaps] [all shrieking] 170 00:04:13,130 --> 00:04:15,000 - Oh, it's a cat. 171 00:04:15,220 --> 00:04:16,130 - [All] Aww! 172 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:16,230 - [All] Aww! 173 00:04:16,230 --> 00:04:18,130 - [Woman] It's so cute! 174 00:04:18,130 --> 00:04:19,842 - [Woman 2] Come here. 175 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:20,090 - [Woman 2] Come here. 176 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:23,554 [branches rustle] [all screaming] 177 00:04:23,554 --> 00:04:24,110 [branches rustle] [all screaming] 178 00:04:24,110 --> 00:04:26,040 [electronic upbeat music] 179 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:27,230 - [Girl] Funny girls. 180 00:04:30,130 --> 00:04:30,979 Funny! Whoo! 181 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:31,130 Funny! Whoo! 182 00:04:33,050 --> 00:04:34,050 Funny girls. 183 00:04:35,050 --> 00:04:38,130 [gentle spirited music] 184 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:41,090 [chair clangs] 185 00:04:41,090 --> 00:04:42,115 - Do you know how I know the patriarchy exists? 186 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,060 - Do you know how I know the patriarchy exists? 187 00:04:43,060 --> 00:04:44,170 - Oh, here we go. 188 00:04:44,170 --> 00:04:45,827 - These grapes right here, full of seeds, right? 189 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:48,060 - These grapes right here, full of seeds, right? 190 00:04:48,060 --> 00:04:49,539 If we were guys, these would be seedless. 191 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:50,100 If we were guys, these would be seedless. 192 00:04:50,100 --> 00:04:51,090 - There's no logic to that. 193 00:04:51,090 --> 00:04:52,130 - No, there is. 194 00:04:52,130 --> 00:04:53,230 If we were dudes, 195 00:04:53,230 --> 00:04:53,251 they would have totally splashed down on seedless grapes. 196 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:55,130 they would have totally splashed down on seedless grapes. 197 00:04:55,130 --> 00:04:56,200 - Okay, on a scale of injustices, 198 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:56,963 I'm pretty happy to let that one slide. 199 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,190 I'm pretty happy to let that one slide. 200 00:04:58,190 --> 00:05:00,130 - No, but that's how they get you Laura, right? 201 00:05:00,130 --> 00:05:00,675 They build it up, tiny little things until suddenly, 202 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:03,180 They build it up, tiny little things until suddenly, 203 00:05:03,180 --> 00:05:04,387 your jeans have no pockets. 204 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:05,040 your jeans have no pockets. 205 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:06,220 - My jeans have pockets. 206 00:05:06,220 --> 00:05:08,050 Oh my God. 207 00:05:08,050 --> 00:05:08,099 - Mh-hmm. 208 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:09,100 - Mh-hmm. 209 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:10,020 - I didn't even notice that before. 210 00:05:10,020 --> 00:05:10,220 - Yeah. 211 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:13,110 - Sh-t. 212 00:05:13,110 --> 00:05:14,160 - Why would you do that just after we discussed 213 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:15,220 you not having pockets? 214 00:05:15,220 --> 00:05:15,523 - I guess I just didn't want it to be true. 215 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:17,180 - I guess I just didn't want it to be true. 216 00:05:17,180 --> 00:05:18,190 - Well, it is true, man. 217 00:05:18,190 --> 00:05:19,235 Wake up. The patriarchy's everywhere. 218 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:21,110 Wake up. The patriarchy's everywhere. 219 00:05:21,110 --> 00:05:22,090 - Where? 220 00:05:22,090 --> 00:05:22,947 - They're metaphorically. 221 00:05:22,947 --> 00:05:23,140 - They're metaphorically. 222 00:05:23,140 --> 00:05:24,200 Sort of like how when you're a girl, 223 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:26,030 you always have to line up for the bathroom. 224 00:05:26,030 --> 00:05:26,659 And when you're a guy, you never have a line. 225 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:28,030 And when you're a guy, you never have a line. 226 00:05:28,030 --> 00:05:30,010 - Isn't that because I sit down when I pee, 227 00:05:30,010 --> 00:05:30,371 and if you're a guy 228 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:31,070 and if you're a guy 229 00:05:31,070 --> 00:05:32,150 you can pee without taking your pants off? 230 00:05:32,150 --> 00:05:33,110 You just go- 231 00:05:33,110 --> 00:05:34,083 - Exactly! 232 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:34,100 - Exactly! 233 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:36,120 But who designed those toilets 234 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:37,795 and didn't give woman more cubicles than men? 235 00:05:37,795 --> 00:05:39,100 and didn't give woman more cubicles than men? 236 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:41,507 - The architec- - The patriarchy! 237 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:42,060 - The architec- - The patriarchy! 238 00:05:42,060 --> 00:05:44,000 - Just the females I was looking for. 239 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,070 - Yeah, we have names. 240 00:05:45,070 --> 00:05:45,219 - Haha, very good. 241 00:05:45,219 --> 00:05:46,130 - Haha, very good. 242 00:05:46,130 --> 00:05:48,931 Okay here are your annual bonuses. 243 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:49,070 Okay here are your annual bonuses. 244 00:05:49,070 --> 00:05:50,130 - Ooh! 245 00:05:50,130 --> 00:05:51,180 - Think you're gonna be pleasantly surprised. 246 00:05:51,180 --> 00:05:52,643 - This is a voucher for one free hug. 247 00:05:52,643 --> 00:05:53,230 - This is a voucher for one free hug. 248 00:05:53,230 --> 00:05:55,040 - Redeemable whenever you like. 249 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:56,200 - A free hug? What about money? 250 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:56,356 - Money? You can't hug money. 251 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,170 - Money? You can't hug money. 252 00:05:58,170 --> 00:06:00,068 Unless you put it inside a big pillow case. 253 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:00,100 Unless you put it inside a big pillow case. 254 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:02,030 And then you need a lot of it. 255 00:06:02,030 --> 00:06:03,780 Ugh! Seeds. 256 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:04,200 Ugh! Seeds. 257 00:06:06,020 --> 00:06:07,492 W-when did we get grapes with seeds? 258 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:08,070 W-when did we get grapes with seeds? 259 00:06:08,070 --> 00:06:10,030 [Man chuckles] 260 00:06:10,030 --> 00:06:11,204 That's stupid. 261 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,020 That's stupid. 262 00:06:12,020 --> 00:06:14,000 - It's a conspiracy. 263 00:06:15,190 --> 00:06:16,190 - Going once. 264 00:06:16,190 --> 00:06:17,150 - No, no. 265 00:06:17,150 --> 00:06:18,110 - Okay. 266 00:06:21,060 --> 00:06:22,030 Going twice. 267 00:06:22,030 --> 00:06:22,230 - No. 268 00:06:22,230 --> 00:06:22,340 - Yeah, just... 269 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:23,190 - Yeah, just... 270 00:06:23,190 --> 00:06:24,140 - Stay away. 271 00:06:28,140 --> 00:06:29,764 - Do you want to keep this voucher or should I? 272 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:30,180 - Do you want to keep this voucher or should I? 273 00:06:30,180 --> 00:06:31,140 - I'll take it. 274 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:37,188 No, it's fine. 275 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:38,020 No, it's fine. 276 00:06:38,020 --> 00:06:39,060 - Cool. 277 00:06:39,060 --> 00:06:40,900 Oh, I mean, he gave it to me, so... 278 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:41,110 Oh, I mean, he gave it to me, so... 279 00:06:41,110 --> 00:06:43,050 [electronic upbeat music] 280 00:06:43,050 --> 00:06:44,612 - It's hard to explain to them in that context. Yeah. 281 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:46,010 - It's hard to explain to them in that context. Yeah. 282 00:06:46,010 --> 00:06:47,100 Thank you. Cheers. 283 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:48,324 - I totally understand it. 284 00:06:48,324 --> 00:06:49,080 - I totally understand it. 285 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:50,070 As a woman of color- 286 00:06:50,070 --> 00:06:51,210 - Sorry, what? 287 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:52,036 - As a woman of color. 288 00:06:52,036 --> 00:06:53,130 - As a woman of color. 289 00:06:53,130 --> 00:06:55,748 [woman scoffs] 290 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:56,000 [woman scoffs] 291 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,160 - What color are you? 292 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:58,120 - Cream. 293 00:06:59,160 --> 00:06:59,460 Like milk. 294 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:00,120 Like milk. 295 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:03,172 - Okay, sorry. Carry on. 296 00:07:03,172 --> 00:07:04,200 - Okay, sorry. Carry on. 297 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:06,884 [electronic upbeat music] 298 00:07:06,884 --> 00:07:07,160 [electronic upbeat music] 299 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,020 [woman singing] 300 00:07:09,020 --> 00:07:09,220 ♪ Oh, give women a vote ♪ 301 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:10,596 ♪ Give women a vote ♪ 302 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:11,140 ♪ Give women a vote ♪ 303 00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:14,210 ♪ Votey, vote, vote, vote, vote ♪ 304 00:07:14,210 --> 00:07:14,308 [woman laughing] 305 00:07:14,308 --> 00:07:16,160 [woman laughing] 306 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:18,020 - Oh, Mrs. Banks it is so wonderful 307 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:19,070 - Oh, Mrs. Banks it is so wonderful 308 00:07:19,070 --> 00:07:21,120 that you're standing for this cause. 309 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:21,732 - Ellen, I'm no hero. 310 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:23,060 - Ellen, I'm no hero. 311 00:07:23,060 --> 00:07:24,170 I just want equality. 312 00:07:24,170 --> 00:07:25,445 - Oh, and you're fighting for it, Mrs. Banks. 313 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,130 - Oh, and you're fighting for it, Mrs. Banks. 314 00:07:26,130 --> 00:07:29,157 Oh, those children of yours must be so proud. 315 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:30,030 Oh, those children of yours must be so proud. 316 00:07:30,030 --> 00:07:30,220 - [Children] Mother! 317 00:07:30,220 --> 00:07:32,869 - Oh, children! Oh, oh! 318 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:33,040 - Oh, children! Oh, oh! 319 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:34,130 Ah! 320 00:07:34,130 --> 00:07:36,581 Oh my, you're all covered in soot. 321 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:37,020 Oh my, you're all covered in soot. 322 00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:38,040 - You wouldn't believe 323 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:39,110 how much of an exciting day we've had. 324 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:40,293 - Mary Poppins is so wonderful. 325 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:41,010 - Mary Poppins is so wonderful. 326 00:07:41,010 --> 00:07:42,000 - We love Mary! 327 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,140 - Oh, we love her, do we? 328 00:07:43,140 --> 00:07:44,005 - She took us to meet the chimney sweep today. 329 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:45,030 - She took us to meet the chimney sweep today. 330 00:07:45,030 --> 00:07:46,060 - Oh, golly! 331 00:07:46,060 --> 00:07:47,200 How fun! 332 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:47,717 - And she makes up words, just silly words. 333 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:50,060 - And she makes up words, just silly words. 334 00:07:50,060 --> 00:07:51,180 Oh, I admire her so. 335 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:51,429 I want to be just like her when I grow up. 336 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,130 I want to be just like her when I grow up. 337 00:07:53,130 --> 00:07:55,141 - Well, Jane, Michael, [inspirational music] 338 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:57,120 - Well, Jane, Michael, [inspirational music] 339 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:58,853 you may not have seen much of me in the past year, 340 00:07:58,853 --> 00:07:59,160 you may not have seen much of me in the past year, 341 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:01,160 but that's because everyday I am out there 342 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:02,565 protesting with my brave colleagues. 343 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:04,000 protesting with my brave colleagues. 344 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:05,200 And I do it all for you. 345 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:06,277 And not just you, Jane, 346 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:07,220 And not just you, Jane, 347 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:09,989 I want both of you to grow up in a world 348 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:10,100 I want both of you to grow up in a world 349 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:13,110 where women are treated as equals 350 00:08:13,110 --> 00:08:13,701 by a government who listens to them. 351 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:16,200 by a government who listens to them. 352 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:17,413 So that's why I stand every day shoulder to shoulder, 353 00:08:17,413 --> 00:08:19,080 So that's why I stand every day shoulder to shoulder, 354 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:21,125 defiant, with these brave women 355 00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:22,100 defiant, with these brave women 356 00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:24,070 in the hopes of inciting change. 357 00:08:25,110 --> 00:08:28,549 If not in my lifetime, then, perhaps in yours. 358 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:29,070 If not in my lifetime, then, perhaps in yours. 359 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:32,020 - Louis introduced us to a penguin. 360 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:35,140 - Oh, children there you are. 361 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:35,973 - [Jane And Michael] Mary! 362 00:08:35,973 --> 00:08:36,160 - [Jane And Michael] Mary! 363 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:38,120 - Oh, Mary! Lovely to see you. 364 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:39,685 I was just telling the children 365 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:40,060 I was just telling the children 366 00:08:40,060 --> 00:08:41,160 all about the wonderful work 367 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:43,150 I'm doing with the suffragette movement, ha. 368 00:08:43,150 --> 00:08:43,397 Perhaps you would like to join me on a march one day. 369 00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:45,160 Perhaps you would like to join me on a march one day. 370 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:47,080 - Oh, no. 371 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:47,109 I'm not really fussed with all that business. 372 00:08:47,109 --> 00:08:49,160 I'm not really fussed with all that business. 373 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:50,821 I'd rather think of mother's place is at home 374 00:08:50,821 --> 00:08:51,160 I'd rather think of mother's place is at home 375 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:53,060 with the family who loves her. 376 00:08:53,060 --> 00:08:54,534 Besides, who would look after the children? 377 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,200 Besides, who would look after the children? 378 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:58,130 [tense brooding music] 379 00:08:58,130 --> 00:08:58,246 - Well, let's get you cleaned up. 380 00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:00,120 - Well, let's get you cleaned up. 381 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:01,958 - I'll do that. 382 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:02,040 - I'll do that. 383 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:03,020 Come along. 384 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:05,070 - [Mary And Children] Yay! 385 00:09:05,070 --> 00:09:05,670 [brooding music continues] 386 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:08,190 [brooding music continues] 387 00:09:09,230 --> 00:09:09,382 - [Girls] Ah! Yeah! 388 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,080 - [Girls] Ah! Yeah! 389 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:12,080 Funny girls. 390 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,080 Ah! Yeah! 391 00:09:17,050 --> 00:09:18,150 Ah, ah, ah! Yeah! 392 00:09:19,140 --> 00:09:20,518 Funny girls. 393 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:21,040 Funny girls. 394 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:24,040 [light airy music] 395 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:24,230 - What'd you do that for, you dummy? 396 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:27,020 - What'd you do that for, you dummy? 397 00:09:27,020 --> 00:09:27,942 Ow! 398 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:28,130 Ow! 399 00:09:28,130 --> 00:09:31,040 - And then bang, I smashed into it and I just kept driving. 400 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:31,654 - Why don't you bury it? 401 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:32,100 - Why don't you bury it? 402 00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:33,230 - Well, because I did that last time 403 00:09:33,230 --> 00:09:34,200 and then I was picking out dirt from my fingernails 404 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:35,366 for weeks. 405 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:36,050 for weeks. 406 00:09:36,050 --> 00:09:37,040 - Girls, I've been searching for the end of that 407 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:38,020 cow in a china shop sketch 408 00:09:38,020 --> 00:09:39,070 and I can't seem to find it. 409 00:09:39,070 --> 00:09:39,078 I think I've got one of those computer bees. 410 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,090 I think I've got one of those computer bees. 411 00:09:40,090 --> 00:09:41,050 - Computer bug. 412 00:09:41,050 --> 00:09:42,170 - Oh, that sounds awful. 413 00:09:42,170 --> 00:09:42,790 Well, maybe the bee and the bug will destroy each other 414 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:44,070 Well, maybe the bee and the bug will destroy each other 415 00:09:44,070 --> 00:09:45,200 but in the meantime- 416 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:46,502 - Pauline, there's nothing wrong with your computer. 417 00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:47,060 - Pauline, there's nothing wrong with your computer. 418 00:09:47,060 --> 00:09:49,090 That sketch doesn't have an ending on purpose. 419 00:09:49,090 --> 00:09:50,120 - Oh, avant garde. 420 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:50,214 - No, it's a political statement. 421 00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:52,030 - No, it's a political statement. 422 00:09:52,030 --> 00:09:53,150 - Ooh, okay I got it. 423 00:09:53,150 --> 00:09:53,926 We won't rest until everyone says cow in a china shop 424 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:56,140 We won't rest until everyone says cow in a china shop 425 00:09:56,140 --> 00:09:57,190 instead of bull. 426 00:09:57,190 --> 00:09:57,638 - No, but that is a cause I would get behind 427 00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:59,050 - No, but that is a cause I would get behind 428 00:09:59,050 --> 00:10:00,050 because it's weird that female cows are treat- 429 00:10:00,050 --> 00:10:01,170 - Rose. 430 00:10:01,170 --> 00:10:01,350 - The last part of that sketch does not exist 431 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:03,220 - The last part of that sketch does not exist 432 00:10:03,220 --> 00:10:05,062 and that is to represent the 12% pay gap 433 00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:06,050 and that is to represent the 12% pay gap 434 00:10:06,050 --> 00:10:07,100 between men and women. 435 00:10:07,100 --> 00:10:08,160 - It's a protest. 436 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:08,774 - Yeah. We didn't write the end to that sketch. 437 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:10,060 - Yeah. We didn't write the end to that sketch. 438 00:10:10,060 --> 00:10:11,180 - Yeah, and if people want to see the ending 439 00:10:11,180 --> 00:10:12,486 of that hilarious sketch, then they need to fix the pay gap. 440 00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:15,160 of that hilarious sketch, then they need to fix the pay gap. 441 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,190 - I love it. Down with the patriarchy. 442 00:10:18,190 --> 00:10:19,150 - [Laura And Rose] Yes! 443 00:10:19,150 --> 00:10:19,910 - Equal pay for woman! 444 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:20,140 - Equal pay for woman! 445 00:10:20,140 --> 00:10:21,210 - [All] Yes! 446 00:10:21,210 --> 00:10:22,200 - But I will need to see the rest of that sketch. 447 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:23,623 - No! 448 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,010 - No! 449 00:10:24,010 --> 00:10:25,060 Pauline, this is an important issue. 450 00:10:25,060 --> 00:10:26,200 - It is a sophisticated statement 451 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:27,335 about the inequal treatment of women in society. 452 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,230 about the inequal treatment of women in society. 453 00:10:28,230 --> 00:10:30,130 It's bold. It's nuanced. 454 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,047 - [Rose] Mh-hmm. 455 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,010 - [Rose] Mh-hmm. 456 00:10:32,010 --> 00:10:33,210 - Ladies, uh we need you on set for tractor sluts. 457 00:10:33,210 --> 00:10:34,759 - This is about empowerment. 458 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:35,180 - This is about empowerment. 459 00:10:35,180 --> 00:10:36,170 - Uh, girl power. 460 00:10:36,170 --> 00:10:38,050 - Yeah. 461 00:10:38,050 --> 00:10:38,471 - Uh, do you girls wanna fluff your nipples now or on set? 462 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,080 - Uh, do you girls wanna fluff your nipples now or on set? 463 00:10:41,210 --> 00:10:42,183 [electronic upbeat music] 464 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:45,120 [electronic upbeat music] 465 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:45,895 - Tom, [suspenseful music] 466 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,040 - Tom, [suspenseful music] 467 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:49,060 this is your final rose of the evening. 468 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,000 - Kayla. 469 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,031 [gentle inspirational music] 470 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:58,200 [gentle inspirational music] 471 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,743 Mikayla, will you accept this rose? 472 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:01,180 Mikayla, will you accept this rose? 473 00:11:01,180 --> 00:11:03,030 - Of course I will. 474 00:11:09,070 --> 00:11:10,230 - I'm so sorry, Danny. 475 00:11:10,230 --> 00:11:11,879 You did not receive a rose. 476 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:12,200 You did not receive a rose. 477 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:15,150 Please take a moment to say your goodbyes. 478 00:11:17,090 --> 00:11:19,303 [gentle somber music] 479 00:11:19,303 --> 00:11:20,140 [gentle somber music] 480 00:11:25,010 --> 00:11:25,210 - I'm sorry. 481 00:11:27,090 --> 00:11:28,070 - Nah, that's cool. 482 00:11:28,070 --> 00:11:30,439 Haha, it's cool, it's cool, man. 483 00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:31,010 Haha, it's cool, it's cool, man. 484 00:11:31,010 --> 00:11:32,050 Whatever. It's fine. 485 00:11:32,050 --> 00:11:33,020 - Danny I'm s- 486 00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:34,140 - Ah, far out! 487 00:11:34,140 --> 00:11:34,151 Crack up, though 'cause I thought you were gonna, 488 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:36,010 Crack up, though 'cause I thought you were gonna, 489 00:11:36,010 --> 00:11:37,200 I thought I was going to beat Mavis. 490 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:37,863 But it's fine. It's fine. 491 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,160 But it's fine. It's fine. 492 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:41,060 [Danny laughs nervously] 493 00:11:41,060 --> 00:11:41,575 Oh man. Gutted, though. 494 00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:43,010 Oh man. Gutted, though. 495 00:11:43,010 --> 00:11:44,100 Gutted. 496 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:45,060 Ooh. 497 00:11:45,060 --> 00:11:45,287 [Danny laughing] 498 00:11:45,287 --> 00:11:46,150 [Danny laughing] 499 00:11:46,150 --> 00:11:48,000 Oh, we're friends, right? We're mates. 500 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,999 Mates. Yeah. 501 00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:49,000 Mates. Yeah. 502 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:49,200 Bring it man. Bring it in. 503 00:11:50,180 --> 00:11:51,220 Ah, man, yeah. 504 00:11:51,220 --> 00:11:52,712 Shocker, bro. Shocker. 505 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,000 Shocker, bro. Shocker. 506 00:11:54,110 --> 00:11:56,130 [Danny crying] 507 00:11:56,130 --> 00:11:56,424 It's really hot. 508 00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:57,230 It's really hot. 509 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:00,136 [Danny sobbing] 510 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:03,100 [Danny sobbing] 511 00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:03,848 It's been a bad year. 512 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:04,210 It's been a bad year. 513 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:07,560 It's a bad year. 514 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,140 It's a bad year. 515 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:10,200 It's fine. 516 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:11,272 [Danny gasping] 517 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,190 [Danny gasping] 518 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,030 All right. Oh, I got to 519 00:12:14,030 --> 00:12:14,984 probably 520 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:15,000 probably 521 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,060 Head off now, so... 522 00:12:16,060 --> 00:12:18,020 Just, yeah. 523 00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:18,696 Boop. 524 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:19,050 Boop. 525 00:12:19,050 --> 00:12:20,090 Bros. 526 00:12:20,090 --> 00:12:22,408 [Danny sobbing] [Danny banging on wall] 527 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:25,090 [Danny sobbing] [Danny banging on wall] 528 00:12:26,090 --> 00:12:26,120 I don't know. 529 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,050 I don't know. 530 00:12:28,030 --> 00:12:29,832 Oh, God I'm gonna miss you. 531 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:30,040 Oh, God I'm gonna miss you. 532 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,000 [indistinct] 533 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,100 Thank you so much. 534 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:33,544 [indistinct] 535 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:34,200 [indistinct] 536 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:37,256 Where is the exit? 537 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,140 Where is the exit? 538 00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:40,968 [Danny sobbing] 539 00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:41,090 [Danny sobbing] 540 00:12:41,090 --> 00:12:42,150 Where is the exit? 541 00:12:42,150 --> 00:12:43,200 [indistinct] 542 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,680 This is the never ending curtain. 543 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:45,230 This is the never ending curtain. 544 00:12:45,230 --> 00:12:47,040 [Danny gasping] 545 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,392 Where is the, where is the opening? 546 00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:49,230 Where is the, where is the opening? 547 00:12:51,150 --> 00:12:52,104 Oh God! 548 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:52,110 Oh God! 549 00:12:53,210 --> 00:12:55,816 [Danny groaning] 550 00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:56,200 [Danny groaning] 551 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:59,140 [electronic upbeat music] 552 00:12:59,140 --> 00:12:59,528 - Oh my gosh. 553 00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:00,150 - Oh my gosh. 554 00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:03,220 I love you so much. 555 00:13:03,220 --> 00:13:03,240 - I love you too, babe. 556 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,140 - I love you too, babe. 557 00:13:05,140 --> 00:13:06,952 - Oh, let's share this now. 558 00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:07,080 - Oh, let's share this now. 559 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,040 - Okay, sure. 560 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,130 - All right. 561 00:13:09,130 --> 00:13:10,140 Oh my goodness! 562 00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:10,664 - Oh yeah. 563 00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:12,010 - Oh yeah. 564 00:13:12,010 --> 00:13:13,210 - Posting to Facebook. 565 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:14,376 [phone chimes] 566 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:15,020 [phone chimes] 567 00:13:15,020 --> 00:13:15,230 Oh my God. 568 00:13:15,230 --> 00:13:17,070 - [Woman's Fiance] What? 569 00:13:17,070 --> 00:13:18,088 - There's been another terrorist attack. 570 00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:19,050 - There's been another terrorist attack. 571 00:13:19,050 --> 00:13:20,170 - Oh my goodness. 572 00:13:20,170 --> 00:13:21,801 - This is so tragic. 573 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:22,080 - This is so tragic. 574 00:13:24,010 --> 00:13:25,513 We're not going to get nearly as many likes now. 575 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:26,210 We're not going to get nearly as many likes now. 576 00:13:28,110 --> 00:13:29,170 Just take it back. 577 00:13:29,170 --> 00:13:29,225 We'll do it again in a couple of days. 578 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,040 We'll do it again in a couple of days. 579 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,080 It'll get way more likes once this all cools down. 580 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:32,937 - Yeah, yeah, sure, no. No drama. 581 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,080 - Yeah, yeah, sure, no. No drama. 582 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,120 [woman sighs] 583 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:36,649 - Why do terrorists ruin everything? 584 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,130 - Why do terrorists ruin everything? 585 00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:40,361 [electronic upbeat music] 586 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:41,000 [electronic upbeat music] 587 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,073 ♪ Eat lots of sugar everyday ♪ 588 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:44,190 ♪ Eat lots of sugar everyday ♪ 589 00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:47,785 [Mary laughing] 590 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,190 [Mary laughing] 591 00:13:49,190 --> 00:13:51,110 - Hello, Ms. Poppins! 592 00:13:51,110 --> 00:13:51,497 I was just walking down the hallway 593 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,080 I was just walking down the hallway 594 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:54,220 and I heard your wonderful singing. 595 00:13:54,220 --> 00:13:55,209 How are things going with the children? 596 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,090 How are things going with the children? 597 00:13:56,090 --> 00:13:58,921 Gosh, I do miss them sometimes. 598 00:13:58,921 --> 00:13:59,200 Gosh, I do miss them sometimes. 599 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:02,060 I suppose they must be asking after me some days? 600 00:14:02,060 --> 00:14:02,633 - Oh no, Mrs. Banks. 601 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:03,180 - Oh no, Mrs. Banks. 602 00:14:03,180 --> 00:14:06,345 They haven't asked once. I think they're perfectly happy. 603 00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,070 They haven't asked once. I think they're perfectly happy. 604 00:14:07,070 --> 00:14:09,120 - Yes. No, that, that's good. 605 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:10,057 Good. 606 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:10,180 Good. 607 00:14:10,180 --> 00:14:12,150 Well, I suppose you're keeping them distracted, 608 00:14:12,150 --> 00:14:13,769 what with all of these adventures I hear 609 00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:14,050 what with all of these adventures I hear 610 00:14:14,050 --> 00:14:15,180 you're taking them on with uh, 611 00:14:15,180 --> 00:14:16,170 [Mrs. Banks clears throat] 612 00:14:16,170 --> 00:14:17,220 this, this boyfriend of yours. 613 00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:17,481 - Oh, Burt. He's not my boyfriend. 614 00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:19,210 - Oh, Burt. He's not my boyfriend. 615 00:14:19,210 --> 00:14:21,080 - Right. 616 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:21,193 Yes, well, I suppose it must be hard to secure a man 617 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,060 Yes, well, I suppose it must be hard to secure a man 618 00:14:23,060 --> 00:14:24,905 when you primarily work with children, so... 619 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:26,040 when you primarily work with children, so... 620 00:14:27,140 --> 00:14:28,617 Oh, Michael must've had his fencing lesson today, yes? 621 00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:30,120 Oh, Michael must've had his fencing lesson today, yes? 622 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,100 - That's Wednesdays. 623 00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:32,329 - Right, right. Good uh... 624 00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:33,050 - Right, right. Good uh... 625 00:14:33,050 --> 00:14:34,180 See I, I can see that 626 00:14:34,180 --> 00:14:36,041 they switched that around from Tuesday to Wednesday. 627 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,170 they switched that around from Tuesday to Wednesday. 628 00:14:37,170 --> 00:14:39,753 Ah, due to availability, 629 00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:40,120 Ah, due to availability, 630 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,190 sort of clashes there. 631 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:45,120 Jane's dear friend, Emily, 632 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:47,177 she must be having a birthday coming up soon. 633 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:48,070 she must be having a birthday coming up soon. 634 00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:50,080 - Emily died of polio Mrs. Banks. 635 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:50,890 - Right! Oh God, terrible disease, isn't it? 636 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:54,210 - Right! Oh God, terrible disease, isn't it? 637 00:14:56,010 --> 00:14:58,220 Oh, I must send her family a telegram. 638 00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:01,060 [suspenseful music] 639 00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:02,026 - Just as I suspected. 640 00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:02,150 - Just as I suspected. 641 00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:05,090 [Mrs. Banks gasps] 642 00:15:05,090 --> 00:15:05,738 - Well, I hope you're not judging me for my choices, Mary. 643 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,180 - Well, I hope you're not judging me for my choices, Mary. 644 00:15:07,180 --> 00:15:09,060 I mean, you wouldn't have a job 645 00:15:09,060 --> 00:15:09,450 if I hadn't made those choices. 646 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,230 if I hadn't made those choices. 647 00:15:10,230 --> 00:15:13,000 And anyway, there is nothing wrong with fighting 648 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:13,162 for the equal rights of men and woman- 649 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,060 for the equal rights of men and woman- 650 00:15:15,060 --> 00:15:16,874 - I wouldn't worry, Mrs. Banks. 651 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:17,210 - I wouldn't worry, Mrs. Banks. 652 00:15:17,210 --> 00:15:20,100 Know that the children will always love you. 653 00:15:22,090 --> 00:15:24,298 No matter how much time you choose to spend away from them. 654 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,110 No matter how much time you choose to spend away from them. 655 00:15:26,130 --> 00:15:28,010 - Well, Mary, 656 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,000 - Well, Mary, 657 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,180 I would love to see my children if they're still awake. 658 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:31,722 - They're not. 659 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:33,050 - They're not. 660 00:15:33,050 --> 00:15:35,150 - [Michael] Mary, please come and tuck us in. 661 00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:35,434 - I'm sorry. I have to go. 662 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,200 - I'm sorry. I have to go. 663 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,146 [door creaks slowly] 664 00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:41,110 [door creaks slowly] 665 00:15:41,110 --> 00:15:42,858 [tense music] 666 00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:43,230 [tense music] 667 00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:53,180 - [Girl] Ah! Yeah! 668 00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:53,994 Funny girls. 669 00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:54,180 Funny girls. 670 00:15:57,150 --> 00:15:57,706 - [Girls] Ah! Yeah! 671 00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:59,030 - [Girls] Ah! Yeah! 672 00:15:59,030 --> 00:16:00,130 Ah, ah, ah, yeah! 673 00:16:01,130 --> 00:16:01,418 Funny girls. 674 00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:03,030 Funny girls. 675 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:05,130 [gentle uplifting music] 676 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,110 [gentle uplifting music] 677 00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:08,842 [van crashing into cone] 678 00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:09,150 [van crashing into cone] 679 00:16:09,150 --> 00:16:11,090 - Okay, let's play what you would spend 680 00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:12,554 your extra 12% pay gap on. 681 00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:13,050 your extra 12% pay gap on. 682 00:16:13,050 --> 00:16:14,170 I'll go first. 683 00:16:14,170 --> 00:16:16,266 Um, all right I'd either buy orthotics for my flat feet 684 00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:17,090 Um, all right I'd either buy orthotics for my flat feet 685 00:16:17,090 --> 00:16:19,080 or Bluetooth headphones. 686 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:19,979 No, wait, no, Bluetooth headphones. 687 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,110 No, wait, no, Bluetooth headphones. 688 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:22,120 What about you? 689 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:23,170 - I would spend that extra money 690 00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:23,691 on lottery tickets so I could make more money. 691 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:26,070 on lottery tickets so I could make more money. 692 00:16:26,070 --> 00:16:27,110 - No. Okay. 693 00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:27,403 That doesn't seem like a wise decision. 694 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:28,170 That doesn't seem like a wise decision. 695 00:16:28,170 --> 00:16:30,050 - Well don't tell me how to spend my money. 696 00:16:30,050 --> 00:16:31,115 - Okay, I know. It just seems like a waste, right? 697 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:31,160 - Okay, I know. It just seems like a waste, right? 698 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:33,140 You're already earning money. Don't gamble it away. 699 00:16:33,140 --> 00:16:34,827 - Okay, fine. I would buy a money-making machine. 700 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,030 - Okay, fine. I would buy a money-making machine. 701 00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:38,160 - No. Okay, none of this like, wish for more wishes thing. 702 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:38,539 Don't fudge the hypo that you always do. 703 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,120 Don't fudge the hypo that you always do. 704 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,110 - Well, what do you want me to spend it on? 705 00:16:41,110 --> 00:16:42,100 [Rose sighs] 706 00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:42,251 - I dunno, something physical. 707 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,080 - I dunno, something physical. 708 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,060 - Okay, um oh, I'd get a castle. 709 00:16:45,060 --> 00:16:45,963 - You can't buy a castle. 710 00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:46,130 - You can't buy a castle. 711 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,010 - What, why not? 712 00:16:48,010 --> 00:16:49,675 - The extra 12% would only be like an extra grand. 713 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,070 - The extra 12% would only be like an extra grand. 714 00:16:50,070 --> 00:16:51,160 That's just way too much. 715 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:53,180 - Yeah, and why can't I spend that on a castle? 716 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:53,387 - Because you can't buy a castle for a thousand dollars. 717 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:56,000 - Because you can't buy a castle for a thousand dollars. 718 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,050 - Not outright, obviously, 719 00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:57,099 but it could go towards the deposit. 720 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,180 but it could go towards the deposit. 721 00:16:58,180 --> 00:17:00,080 - Yeah, but even if you saved up the extra 12%, 722 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:00,811 you still wouldn't have enough money to buy a castle. 723 00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,170 you still wouldn't have enough money to buy a castle. 724 00:17:02,170 --> 00:17:04,090 - Not with that attitude, mate. 725 00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:04,523 - Fine. 726 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:05,050 - Fine. 727 00:17:05,050 --> 00:17:07,220 - Buy a silly castle. 728 00:17:07,220 --> 00:17:08,235 - I will! 729 00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:09,030 - I will! 730 00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:11,010 And hey, you can stay whenever you want. 731 00:17:11,010 --> 00:17:11,947 - Oh, that's cool actually. 732 00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:12,120 - Oh, that's cool actually. 733 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:13,170 - And if you're going to stay at my castle, 734 00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:15,130 can I borrow your Bluetooth headphones? 735 00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:15,659 - Nah. 736 00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:16,180 - Nah. 737 00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:18,040 - What? Is that 'cause it's hypothetical? 738 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:19,080 - No, it's just because I'm, 739 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:19,371 think I'm gonna go back to the orthotics. 740 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:20,140 think I'm gonna go back to the orthotics. 741 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,110 - Oh. 742 00:17:21,110 --> 00:17:22,140 - I have very bad feet. 743 00:17:23,190 --> 00:17:24,180 Ooh. 744 00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:26,795 [electronic upbeat music] 745 00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:27,120 [electronic upbeat music] 746 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:30,507 [church bell ringing] [solemn choir vocalizing] 747 00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:32,120 [church bell ringing] [solemn choir vocalizing] 748 00:17:47,180 --> 00:17:49,050 - Holy Mary mother of God, 749 00:17:49,050 --> 00:17:49,068 Pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death. 750 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:52,010 Pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death. 751 00:17:52,010 --> 00:17:52,220 Amen. 752 00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:52,780 - [All] Amen. 753 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,180 - [All] Amen. 754 00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:56,060 - Now, sisters. 755 00:17:56,060 --> 00:17:56,492 Let us spend a few moments in silent prayer and reflection. 756 00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:59,040 Let us spend a few moments in silent prayer and reflection. 757 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,916 - Mother Superior, before we do may I speak? 758 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:04,050 - Mother Superior, before we do may I speak? 759 00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:05,180 - Yes, Sister Margaret. 760 00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:07,628 - Well I have noticed many dirty dishes in the sink. 761 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,020 - Well I have noticed many dirty dishes in the sink. 762 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:11,040 I wondered if Sister Jane was so weighed down 763 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:11,340 by the love of God that she was unable to put the dishes 764 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:14,020 by the love of God that she was unable to put the dishes 765 00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:15,052 from the sink into the dishwasher? 766 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:15,230 from the sink into the dishwasher? 767 00:18:17,190 --> 00:18:18,764 - I apologize, Sister Margaret. 768 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,020 - I apologize, Sister Margaret. 769 00:18:20,020 --> 00:18:22,000 I have not been sleeping well. 770 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:22,476 It seems the passion of Christ 771 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,070 It seems the passion of Christ 772 00:18:23,070 --> 00:18:25,050 is so heavy on Sister Margaret's shoulders 773 00:18:25,050 --> 00:18:26,170 that it forces her footsteps to sound 774 00:18:26,170 --> 00:18:26,188 like that of elephants. 775 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,090 like that of elephants. 776 00:18:28,090 --> 00:18:29,210 - Out of interest, in the Bible does it say 777 00:18:29,210 --> 00:18:29,900 speak at the highest pitch volume you can at all times? 778 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:33,100 speak at the highest pitch volume you can at all times? 779 00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:33,612 - I don't know, will you be taking that condescending tone 780 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,050 - I don't know, will you be taking that condescending tone 781 00:18:35,050 --> 00:18:36,010 all the way up to heaven? 782 00:18:36,010 --> 00:18:37,170 - Sisters, please. 783 00:18:37,170 --> 00:18:37,324 Let us not stray from the matters at hand. 784 00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:39,190 Let us not stray from the matters at hand. 785 00:18:39,190 --> 00:18:41,036 We are all living here together, 786 00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:42,070 We are all living here together, 787 00:18:42,070 --> 00:18:44,748 trying our best to share our space peacefully. 788 00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:45,090 trying our best to share our space peacefully. 789 00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:48,010 Now, let us pray, quietly. 790 00:18:48,010 --> 00:18:48,230 - Yes, Mother Superior. 791 00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:48,460 - "Yes, Mother Superior." 792 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:49,210 - "Yes, Mother Superior." 793 00:18:49,210 --> 00:18:50,170 - Oh, Sister Margaret! 794 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,210 - Sisters! 795 00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:52,170 Tut, tut, tut. 796 00:18:55,150 --> 00:18:55,884 - Now let us move forward with nothing but love and light. 797 00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:59,190 - Now let us move forward with nothing but love and light. 798 00:19:03,050 --> 00:19:03,308 - Uh, Mother Superior, if I may? 799 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:04,190 - Uh, Mother Superior, if I may? 800 00:19:04,190 --> 00:19:06,100 - Yes, Sister Theresa? 801 00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:07,020 It seems that keeping our thoughts to ourself 802 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,080 It seems that keeping our thoughts to ourself 803 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,080 has become a mortal sin. 804 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:10,732 - I just wanted to know if your exorcism was successful. 805 00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:14,030 - I just wanted to know if your exorcism was successful. 806 00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:14,444 - I do not know the exorcism of what you speak. 807 00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:17,070 - I do not know the exorcism of what you speak. 808 00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:18,157 - My apologies, Mother Superior. 809 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,030 - My apologies, Mother Superior. 810 00:19:19,030 --> 00:19:21,110 I only assumed when I heard the screams and cries 811 00:19:21,110 --> 00:19:21,869 of satan himself coming from your chamber 812 00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:24,160 of satan himself coming from your chamber 813 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,581 shortly after Father Stevens ended it last night. 814 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,100 shortly after Father Stevens ended it last night. 815 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,293 Sounded like a really big exorcism. Lots of wailing. 816 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:32,130 Sounded like a really big exorcism. Lots of wailing. 817 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:33,005 Like, "Oh, oh, oh!" 818 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,090 Like, "Oh, oh, oh!" 819 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,717 [Sister Theresa gagging] 820 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:37,030 [Sister Theresa gagging] 821 00:19:37,030 --> 00:19:40,030 "Whoo! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!" 822 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,130 Sort of like that. 823 00:19:42,130 --> 00:19:44,070 - Yes, yes, yes, Sister. 824 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:47,060 The demon has been vanquished. 825 00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:47,853 - [Sister Margaret And Theresa] Hmph. 826 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:48,130 - [Sister Margaret And Theresa] Hmph. 827 00:19:48,130 --> 00:19:49,170 - Vanquished three times by my count. 828 00:19:49,170 --> 00:19:50,170 - Sister Margaret! 829 00:19:53,170 --> 00:19:54,120 Four. 830 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,277 [Pastor breathes deeply] 831 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,200 [Pastor breathes deeply] 832 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,050 - What was that, Mother? 833 00:19:58,050 --> 00:19:58,989 - For the love of God in heaven, let us pray. 834 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:01,180 - For the love of God in heaven, let us pray. 835 00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:02,701 - Oh. Yes. 836 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:03,080 - Oh. Yes. 837 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:06,200 [solemn choir vocalizing] 838 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,125 [electronic upbeat music] 839 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:10,180 [electronic upbeat music] 840 00:20:10,180 --> 00:20:13,837 [gentle brooding music] [beverage sloshing] 841 00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:14,100 [gentle brooding music] [beverage sloshing] 842 00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:15,060 [Mary's footsteps] 843 00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:16,020 - Goodnight, Mary. 844 00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:21,261 - Oh, Mrs. Banks. 845 00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:22,040 - Oh, Mrs. Banks. 846 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,150 You startled me. 847 00:20:23,150 --> 00:20:24,973 I didn't see you there. 848 00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:25,100 I didn't see you there. 849 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,010 Good night. 850 00:20:27,010 --> 00:20:28,685 - I hope you had a lovely night with my children. 851 00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:30,040 - I hope you had a lovely night with my children. 852 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:32,100 - A wonderful night, Mrs. Banks. 853 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:32,397 - Hmm, and I suppose you went 854 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,130 - Hmm, and I suppose you went 855 00:20:34,130 --> 00:20:36,109 dancing with unicorns this time. 856 00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:36,130 dancing with unicorns this time. 857 00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:37,230 - Farm animals, actually. 858 00:20:37,230 --> 00:20:39,821 - Oh, farm ani, oh, sorry. 859 00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:40,050 - Oh, farm ani, oh, sorry. 860 00:20:40,050 --> 00:20:41,190 I'm so sorry. Farm animals. 861 00:20:41,190 --> 00:20:43,090 Cutesy, wootsy little farm animals. 862 00:20:43,090 --> 00:20:43,533 Well how I would love to go 863 00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:44,220 Well how I would love to go 864 00:20:44,220 --> 00:20:47,246 frolicking with farm animals in a field is all fee fi fo, 865 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,060 frolicking with farm animals in a field is all fee fi fo, 866 00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:50,958 oh so many fs are in that sentence. 867 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:51,000 oh so many fs are in that sentence. 868 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,220 - Yes. Well, good night Mrs. Banks. 869 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:54,670 - 'Cause you know what, Mary? 870 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,200 - 'Cause you know what, Mary? 871 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,382 I can't. Hmph. 872 00:20:58,382 --> 00:20:59,070 I can't. Hmph. 873 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,094 I work too hard every day. 874 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:02,150 I work too hard every day. 875 00:21:02,150 --> 00:21:05,040 I'm out there laying my life on the line 876 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:05,806 to make this world a better place for my children. 877 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:08,000 to make this world a better place for my children. 878 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,110 Huh. 879 00:21:09,110 --> 00:21:09,518 And for what? 880 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:10,100 And for what? 881 00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:11,210 For you did a swan in here 882 00:21:11,210 --> 00:21:13,230 and spend all your time with them. Watch them grow. 883 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,160 and spend all your time with them. Watch them grow. 884 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,040 "Oh Mary, she's the fun one." 885 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:16,942 "Oh, Mary takes us and we jump into a chalk painting." 886 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,110 "Oh, Mary takes us and we jump into a chalk painting." 887 00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:20,654 Your ba-bag goes on forever. 888 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:21,130 Your ba-bag goes on forever. 889 00:21:21,130 --> 00:21:24,010 "Oh, the bag has got a million things in it! 890 00:21:24,010 --> 00:21:24,366 Oh, that's not suspicious whatsoever." 891 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,010 Oh, that's not suspicious whatsoever." 892 00:21:26,010 --> 00:21:28,078 - You think your life is hard, Mrs. Banks? 893 00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:29,080 - You think your life is hard, Mrs. Banks? 894 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,130 Try moving household to household, 895 00:21:31,130 --> 00:21:31,790 never really settling down, 896 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:32,180 never really settling down, 897 00:21:32,180 --> 00:21:35,020 never really having a place to call your own. 898 00:21:35,020 --> 00:21:35,502 Try having a talking umbrella 899 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:36,090 Try having a talking umbrella 900 00:21:36,090 --> 00:21:39,010 as your only true family member. 901 00:21:39,010 --> 00:21:39,214 And the doctor says my blood sugar levels 902 00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:40,170 And the doctor says my blood sugar levels 903 00:21:40,170 --> 00:21:42,220 are through the roof so that can't be good! 904 00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:42,926 - Well how many milestones am I going to miss, Mary? 905 00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:46,090 - Well how many milestones am I going to miss, Mary? 906 00:21:46,090 --> 00:21:46,638 Michael's first bike ride. Jane's first kiss. 907 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:49,050 Michael's first bike ride. Jane's first kiss. 908 00:21:49,050 --> 00:21:50,190 And for what? 909 00:21:50,190 --> 00:21:50,350 All of this fighting for equality, 910 00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,160 All of this fighting for equality, 911 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,062 this working woman's image I'm trying to uphold. 912 00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:55,230 this working woman's image I'm trying to uphold. 913 00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:57,774 I'm beginning to think none of it is worth it! 914 00:21:57,774 --> 00:21:59,230 I'm beginning to think none of it is worth it! 915 00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:01,486 - But do you know what? I can't have children! 916 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:02,050 - But do you know what? I can't have children! 917 00:22:02,050 --> 00:22:03,040 I'm barren! 918 00:22:05,010 --> 00:22:05,198 - I'm so sorry. I didn't know, Mary. 919 00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:07,010 - I'm so sorry. I didn't know, Mary. 920 00:22:07,010 --> 00:22:08,220 [Mary crying] 921 00:22:08,220 --> 00:22:08,910 - It's just so hard because 922 00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:11,050 - It's just so hard because 923 00:22:11,050 --> 00:22:12,622 I'm practically perfect in every way, every way. 924 00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:15,010 I'm practically perfect in every way, every way. 925 00:22:16,110 --> 00:22:16,335 Do you know how hard it is to keep up that sort of image? 926 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,140 Do you know how hard it is to keep up that sort of image? 927 00:22:18,140 --> 00:22:20,010 - Yeah, I know it is. 928 00:22:20,010 --> 00:22:20,047 - Oh God! Oh God! 929 00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:21,190 - Oh God! Oh God! 930 00:22:21,190 --> 00:22:23,220 [Mary sobbing] 931 00:22:23,220 --> 00:22:23,759 - Oh Goodness. 932 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,040 - Oh Goodness. 933 00:22:27,170 --> 00:22:27,471 Oh, I'm so sorry I've treated you so poorly. 934 00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:30,020 Oh, I'm so sorry I've treated you so poorly. 935 00:22:31,070 --> 00:22:31,183 - And I am so sorry for sleeping with Mr. Banks. 936 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:34,210 - And I am so sorry for sleeping with Mr. Banks. 937 00:22:34,210 --> 00:22:34,895 - I knew it! I knew it! 938 00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:37,210 - I knew it! I knew it! 939 00:22:37,210 --> 00:22:38,607 Get out! 940 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:39,120 Get out! 941 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:42,170 [joyous fanfare music] 942 00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:46,031 [electronic upbeat music] 943 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,241 [electronic upbeat music] 944 00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:49,000 [electronic upbeat music] 945 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:49,743 [gentle cheerful music] 946 00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:52,180 [gentle cheerful music] 947 00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:53,455 - Okay, would you rather be on a desert island with me 948 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:56,000 - Okay, would you rather be on a desert island with me 949 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,090 or like a really cute dog? 950 00:22:57,090 --> 00:22:57,167 - Hmm, can I eat the dog? 951 00:22:57,167 --> 00:22:59,030 - Hmm, can I eat the dog? 952 00:22:59,030 --> 00:22:59,230 - No. 953 00:22:59,230 --> 00:23:00,190 - Can I eat you? 954 00:23:00,190 --> 00:23:00,879 - No. 955 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:01,150 - No. 956 00:23:01,150 --> 00:23:02,140 - Mkay, the dog. 957 00:23:02,140 --> 00:23:04,020 - Hmph, okay. All right. 958 00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:04,591 Uh, what about this? 959 00:23:04,591 --> 00:23:05,140 Uh, what about this? 960 00:23:05,140 --> 00:23:08,000 Would you rather have like, infinite money for five years 961 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:08,303 and you like, blow it on whatever you like 962 00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:09,150 and you like, blow it on whatever you like 963 00:23:09,150 --> 00:23:11,020 but at the end of the five years you die, 964 00:23:11,020 --> 00:23:12,015 or just like, live normally, 965 00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:12,150 or just like, live normally, 966 00:23:12,150 --> 00:23:14,050 you can save up for your retirement 967 00:23:14,050 --> 00:23:15,727 but you never know when you're going to die. 968 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:16,080 but you never know when you're going to die. 969 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,140 - Well, that depends. 970 00:23:17,140 --> 00:23:18,100 - On what? 971 00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:19,170 - On how I die. 972 00:23:19,170 --> 00:23:19,439 Like, if it was going to be a painful death 973 00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:21,020 Like, if it was going to be a painful death 974 00:23:21,020 --> 00:23:23,010 over those five years then the second option. 975 00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:23,151 - Okay, so in the scenario it happens like, out of the blue, 976 00:23:23,151 --> 00:23:24,230 - Okay, so in the scenario it happens like, out of the blue, 977 00:23:24,230 --> 00:23:26,863 like you choke on some ham or you're decapitated. 978 00:23:26,863 --> 00:23:27,000 like you choke on some ham or you're decapitated. 979 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,060 - Scenario one for me. 980 00:23:28,060 --> 00:23:29,150 I've always wanted to renovate my house. 981 00:23:29,150 --> 00:23:30,575 - What? 982 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:31,030 - What? 983 00:23:31,030 --> 00:23:32,040 You're not going to spend the last five years of your life 984 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,090 renovating your house. 985 00:23:33,090 --> 00:23:34,210 - I would, I've always wanted a kitchen island. 986 00:23:34,210 --> 00:23:34,287 It's be nice to tick that off before I kick the bucket. 987 00:23:34,287 --> 00:23:36,100 It's be nice to tick that off before I kick the bucket. 988 00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:37,999 - Uh, Pauline, you don't wanna stress about builders 989 00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:38,130 - Uh, Pauline, you don't wanna stress about builders 990 00:23:38,130 --> 00:23:40,010 and all that mess. 991 00:23:40,010 --> 00:23:41,070 You want to enjoy the last five years of your life. 992 00:23:41,070 --> 00:23:41,711 - Yeah, and you've got infinite money. 993 00:23:41,711 --> 00:23:42,180 - Yeah, and you've got infinite money. 994 00:23:42,180 --> 00:23:45,170 So you can just buy a new house with a kitchen island in it. 995 00:23:45,170 --> 00:23:45,424 - Yeah but why would I want to bother 996 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,150 - Yeah but why would I want to bother 997 00:23:46,150 --> 00:23:47,130 with the pain of moving? 998 00:23:47,130 --> 00:23:49,010 Plus, I love where I live. 999 00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:49,136 - Yeah, but you can get a way better place, right? 1000 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:50,160 - Yeah, but you can get a way better place, right? 1001 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,050 I mean, you can live in five star hotels 1002 00:23:52,050 --> 00:23:52,848 for the rest of your life. 1003 00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:54,090 for the rest of your life. 1004 00:23:54,090 --> 00:23:55,120 - Well I don't know any five star hotels locally 1005 00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:56,220 with kitchen islands. 1006 00:23:56,220 --> 00:23:56,560 - Pauline, I cannot believe you're going to spend 1007 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,110 - Pauline, I cannot believe you're going to spend 1008 00:23:58,110 --> 00:24:00,272 the last five years of your life renovating your house. 1009 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:03,030 the last five years of your life renovating your house. 1010 00:24:03,030 --> 00:24:03,984 - Well, consider yourselves uninvited to my house rewarming. 1011 00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:06,050 - Well, consider yourselves uninvited to my house rewarming. 1012 00:24:06,050 --> 00:24:07,696 - It's a hypothetical situation. 1013 00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:08,180 - It's a hypothetical situation. 1014 00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:11,110 - Nice one, Rose. You got us uninvited from the party. 1015 00:24:11,110 --> 00:24:11,408 Her last house warming was off the hook. 1016 00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:13,110 Her last house warming was off the hook. 1017 00:24:14,180 --> 00:24:15,120 - Wait, she had a house warming? 1018 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,010 - Wait, she had a house warming? 1019 00:24:18,010 --> 00:24:18,210 - No. 1020 00:24:20,100 --> 00:24:21,070 - You just said that she- 1021 00:24:21,070 --> 00:24:22,070 [Laura murmuring] 1022 00:24:22,070 --> 00:24:22,544 That she had great parties. 1023 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:23,050 That she had great parties. 1024 00:24:23,050 --> 00:24:26,040 [indistinct] 1025 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:26,256 You having a stroke? 1026 00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:28,140 You having a stroke? 1027 00:24:28,140 --> 00:24:29,100 - No. 1028 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:29,968 [bell rings] 1029 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:31,220 [bell rings] 1030 00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:33,680 [calming music] 1031 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:34,160 [calming music] 1032 00:24:58,500 --> 00:24:59,664 [END CREDITS] 1033 00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:00,500 [END CREDITS] 1034 00:25:00,550 --> 00:25:05,100 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 73811

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