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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,100 --> 00:00:07,090 - Rose, 2 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:07,424 Laura, 3 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:08,100 Laura, 4 00:00:08,100 --> 00:00:09,230 congratulations. 5 00:00:09,230 --> 00:00:11,136 Against all our expectations and despite all our efforts, 6 00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:12,160 Against all our expectations and despite all our efforts, 7 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,848 you've been given another season of Funny Girls. 8 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:15,180 you've been given another season of Funny Girls. 9 00:00:15,180 --> 00:00:18,560 We're very excited to give a voice to women on TV. 10 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:19,010 We're very excited to give a voice to women on TV. 11 00:00:19,010 --> 00:00:20,140 - Well that is nice to hear. - Listen ladies, 12 00:00:20,140 --> 00:00:22,220 you don't need to impress us, it's us. 13 00:00:22,220 --> 00:00:22,272 We just want this show to reach a wider demographic, 14 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:25,080 We just want this show to reach a wider demographic, 15 00:00:25,080 --> 00:00:25,984 not just women. 16 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:26,130 not just women. 17 00:00:26,130 --> 00:00:28,020 We already know women love the show. 18 00:00:28,020 --> 00:00:29,140 - Why are you doing air quotes around that? 19 00:00:29,140 --> 00:00:29,696 - Well they have to say they love it, don't they? 20 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,150 - Well they have to say they love it, don't they? 21 00:00:31,150 --> 00:00:33,408 - But we're a little worried about 22 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:34,040 - But we're a little worried about 23 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:35,020 this guy. 24 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:37,120 - A dude piloting a drone while shotgunning a beer 25 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:38,110 - A dude piloting a drone while shotgunning a beer 26 00:00:38,110 --> 00:00:39,170 and smoking a durry? 27 00:00:39,170 --> 00:00:40,832 - Yeah, you should be worried about that guy, 28 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:41,050 - Yeah, you should be worried about that guy, 29 00:00:41,050 --> 00:00:42,110 he looks not well. 30 00:00:42,110 --> 00:00:44,040 - Exactly, but what does this guy 31 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:44,544 think if the show, Funny Girls? 32 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:45,180 think if the show, Funny Girls? 33 00:00:45,180 --> 00:00:47,060 - I don't know, he's probably one of those guys who's like, 34 00:00:47,060 --> 00:00:48,256 oh Funny Girls, oh that's an ironic name 35 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:49,050 oh Funny Girls, oh that's an ironic name 36 00:00:49,050 --> 00:00:50,150 'cause they're actually unfunny girls. 37 00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:51,180 - Ah, so you know Kev? 38 00:00:51,180 --> 00:00:51,968 - He's a great guy! - Yeah, 39 00:00:51,968 --> 00:00:52,180 - He's a great guy! - Yeah, 40 00:00:52,180 --> 00:00:53,170 I set him up with my sister. 41 00:00:53,170 --> 00:00:54,220 - We're going to go pig hunting. 42 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,680 - The point is, we need you to convince us 43 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:56,230 - The point is, we need you to convince us 44 00:00:56,230 --> 00:00:58,170 that you're going to have some stuff in the show 45 00:00:58,170 --> 00:00:59,392 that will appeal to boys like Kev. 46 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:01,050 that will appeal to boys like Kev. 47 00:01:01,050 --> 00:01:02,120 You know, just, 48 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:03,104 give the boys a go for once. 49 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:03,180 give the boys a go for once. 50 00:01:03,180 --> 00:01:05,110 - Just for once! - Just one time! 51 00:01:05,110 --> 00:01:06,816 - For the boys! - What about me? 52 00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:07,030 - For the boys! - What about me? 53 00:01:07,030 --> 00:01:09,090 - What about the boys? - Overdue! 54 00:01:09,090 --> 00:01:10,210 - One more time for the boys. 55 00:01:10,210 --> 00:01:10,528 - Okay, so you're saying in a skit show called Funny Girls, 56 00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:13,160 - Okay, so you're saying in a skit show called Funny Girls, 57 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:14,240 maybe we should have, halfway through, Kev, 58 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,180 maybe we should have, halfway through, Kev, 59 00:01:15,180 --> 00:01:17,000 or someone like Kev, 60 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:17,952 come in and just like pop an Ollie 61 00:01:17,952 --> 00:01:18,100 come in and just like pop an Ollie 62 00:01:18,100 --> 00:01:21,040 and then DJ, but he only plays The Summer of '69, 63 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:21,664 just that song on a constant loop. 64 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:22,150 just that song on a constant loop. 65 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:24,200 Is that what you're saying? 66 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:25,376 - Go on. 67 00:01:25,376 --> 00:01:26,230 - Go on. 68 00:01:26,230 --> 00:01:28,040 - I was joking. 69 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:29,089 - We could do a hot dog eating competition. 70 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:29,130 - We could do a hot dog eating competition. 71 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:31,010 - Laura. 72 00:01:31,010 --> 00:01:32,801 - There's something in that, there's something in that. 73 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:33,090 - There's something in that, there's something in that. 74 00:01:33,090 --> 00:01:35,170 - What about just a little picture of Dave Grohl 75 00:01:35,170 --> 00:01:36,180 - Good in the Fooeys. 76 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:36,513 - He was in Nirvana. 77 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,160 - He was in Nirvana. 78 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:40,140 - Yeah, just in the corner of the screen 79 00:01:40,140 --> 00:01:40,225 throughout the whole show, 80 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:41,170 throughout the whole show, 81 00:01:41,170 --> 00:01:42,230 just a little picture of Dave Grohl, 82 00:01:42,230 --> 00:01:43,937 oh it's so cute, the smile that he has. 83 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:44,010 oh it's so cute, the smile that he has. 84 00:01:44,010 --> 00:01:45,060 - Aw, yeah. 85 00:01:45,060 --> 00:01:46,170 - Tractor sluts! 86 00:01:46,170 --> 00:01:47,649 They work on the farm by day 87 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:48,000 They work on the farm by day 88 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,160 and they [Beep] whoever they want by night. 89 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:50,230 - Okay I like this, 90 00:01:50,230 --> 00:01:51,361 but I don't want to slut shame tractors. 91 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:53,020 but I don't want to slut shame tractors. 92 00:01:53,020 --> 00:01:54,140 - Not after last time. 93 00:01:54,140 --> 00:01:55,073 - Okay, what about a sexy kebab with women's legs 94 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:57,170 - Okay, what about a sexy kebab with women's legs 95 00:01:57,170 --> 00:01:58,785 and she's totting around in little high heels 96 00:01:58,785 --> 00:01:59,180 and she's totting around in little high heels 97 00:01:59,180 --> 00:02:02,020 and you know, she's got falafels as boobs. 98 00:02:02,020 --> 00:02:02,497 And you don't know whether or not you want to 99 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:03,130 And you don't know whether or not you want to 100 00:02:03,130 --> 00:02:06,050 have sex with her or eat her, it's confusing isn't it? 101 00:02:06,050 --> 00:02:06,209 - It is confusing. 102 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:07,130 - It is confusing. 103 00:02:07,130 --> 00:02:08,210 I don't know whether I'm hungry or horny. 104 00:02:08,210 --> 00:02:09,921 [men laughing] 105 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:10,010 [men laughing] 106 00:02:10,010 --> 00:02:13,040 I'm hung-orny! [men laughing] 107 00:02:14,010 --> 00:02:15,080 Hey, all right, all right. 108 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:17,345 I think that you've got us convinced. 109 00:02:17,345 --> 00:02:18,000 I think that you've got us convinced. 110 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,140 This is going to be the best season of Funny Boys yet. 111 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,057 - Funny Girls. 112 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:21,100 - Funny Girls. 113 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:22,160 - Yes you are. 114 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:23,210 - Good luck with the shoot, girls, 115 00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:24,769 we will see you at the wrap party. 116 00:02:24,769 --> 00:02:25,180 we will see you at the wrap party. 117 00:02:26,220 --> 00:02:28,170 - Can you guys not come to that again? 118 00:02:28,170 --> 00:02:28,481 - Yeah, that's right. 119 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:29,190 - Yeah, that's right. 120 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:32,000 What a smart wee cookie. 121 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:32,193 - Don't. 122 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:32,200 - Don't. 123 00:02:34,170 --> 00:02:35,905 - Wow. 124 00:02:35,905 --> 00:02:36,070 - Wow. 125 00:02:36,070 --> 00:02:38,060 Season three of Funny Boys. 126 00:02:38,060 --> 00:02:39,070 - Funny Girls! 127 00:02:39,070 --> 00:02:39,617 - Yes you are! 128 00:02:39,617 --> 00:02:40,160 - Yes you are! 129 00:02:42,050 --> 00:02:43,329 [Rose sighs] 130 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:44,030 [Rose sighs] 131 00:02:44,030 --> 00:02:45,140 - We should have called it Tit Time. 132 00:02:45,140 --> 00:02:47,041 [theme music plays] 133 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:47,140 [theme music plays] 134 00:02:47,140 --> 00:02:50,753 ♪ Funny Girls ♪ 135 00:02:50,753 --> 00:02:51,140 ♪ Funny Girls ♪ 136 00:02:51,140 --> 00:02:54,140 ♪ Funny ♪ 137 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:54,465 ♪ Funny Girls. ♪ 138 00:02:54,465 --> 00:02:57,050 ♪ Funny Girls. ♪ 139 00:03:01,220 --> 00:03:01,890 - Producer on set. 140 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:03,080 - Producer on set. 141 00:03:05,170 --> 00:03:05,602 Oh sorry, quite nauseous this morning. 142 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:07,130 Oh sorry, quite nauseous this morning. 143 00:03:08,220 --> 00:03:09,314 I've been having the weirdest cravings. 144 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:10,230 I've been having the weirdest cravings. 145 00:03:10,230 --> 00:03:12,050 Citrus, 146 00:03:12,050 --> 00:03:13,026 you know, oranges, mandarins, lemons. 147 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:14,190 you know, oranges, mandarins, lemons. 148 00:03:16,190 --> 00:03:16,738 Limes, kumquats. 149 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:18,070 Limes, kumquats. 150 00:03:18,070 --> 00:03:19,170 - Yeah, we know what citrus means. 151 00:03:19,170 --> 00:03:20,450 - Okay, well I am having cravings 152 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:21,210 - Okay, well I am having cravings 153 00:03:21,210 --> 00:03:23,160 because I am pregnant. 154 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:24,162 - Oh my god! 155 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:24,200 - Oh my god! 156 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,030 - Congratulations! - Thank you. 157 00:03:26,030 --> 00:03:27,000 - We're going to have a little baby on set. 158 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:27,874 - Yeah! 159 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:28,100 - Yeah! 160 00:03:28,100 --> 00:03:29,180 - That is so amazing Pauline, how far along are you? 161 00:03:29,180 --> 00:03:31,586 - Uh, well I had unprotected sex last night. 162 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:32,080 - Uh, well I had unprotected sex last night. 163 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:34,000 So, about 12 hours. 164 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,298 - Okay so, you don't know if you're pregnant for sure? 165 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:36,150 - Okay so, you don't know if you're pregnant for sure? 166 00:03:36,150 --> 00:03:38,040 - Oh no, I know. 167 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:39,010 I've been told by several doctors that I have a very 168 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:39,190 I've been told by several doctors that I have a very 169 00:03:39,190 --> 00:03:41,020 fruitful womb. 170 00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:42,130 - You've only got one kid though. 171 00:03:42,130 --> 00:03:42,722 - Uh yeah, and that was the last time that I forgot, 172 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:45,010 - Uh yeah, and that was the last time that I forgot, 173 00:03:45,010 --> 00:03:46,050 as they say, 174 00:03:46,050 --> 00:03:46,434 to take my hat 175 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:47,210 to take my hat 176 00:03:47,210 --> 00:03:50,146 to a sex rodeo and put it on before I mounted the horse, 177 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:51,060 to a sex rodeo and put it on before I mounted the horse, 178 00:03:51,060 --> 00:03:53,000 or they say there is a saying like that. 179 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:53,230 - Who has said that? 180 00:03:53,230 --> 00:03:53,858 - I've heard someone say that. 181 00:03:53,858 --> 00:03:55,080 - I've heard someone say that. 182 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:56,130 - Okay well, Pauline, 183 00:03:56,130 --> 00:03:57,570 chances are, you're probably not pregnant. 184 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:58,010 chances are, you're probably not pregnant. 185 00:03:58,010 --> 00:03:59,160 - If I went around making an announcement 186 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:00,170 that I was pregnant, 187 00:04:00,170 --> 00:04:01,282 after every time I had sex, 188 00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:02,050 after every time I had sex, 189 00:04:02,050 --> 00:04:04,210 I would've had to make like, three announcements last week. 190 00:04:04,210 --> 00:04:04,994 - Yes! - Ew. 191 00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:06,020 - Yes! - Ew. 192 00:04:06,020 --> 00:04:07,130 - And I would've had to make an announcement 193 00:04:07,130 --> 00:04:08,706 that I'm at the first stage of my five-year-plan 194 00:04:08,706 --> 00:04:10,010 that I'm at the first stage of my five-year-plan 195 00:04:10,010 --> 00:04:12,180 of seducing a barista, who thinks my name is Rise. 196 00:04:12,180 --> 00:04:12,418 - Well I am pregnant, 197 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:14,050 - Well I am pregnant, 198 00:04:14,050 --> 00:04:15,170 but you don't have to keep it a secret for long, 199 00:04:15,170 --> 00:04:16,130 because I'm just about to email the entire office, 200 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:17,030 because I'm just about to email the entire office, 201 00:04:17,030 --> 00:04:18,040 with a subject header, 202 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,090 Pauline is pregnant, - Don't. 203 00:04:19,090 --> 00:04:19,842 - definitely, absolutely, - No. 204 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:20,150 - definitely, absolutely, - No. 205 00:04:20,150 --> 00:04:21,200 fruitful womb, 206 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:22,230 attention, fruitful womb, - No. 207 00:04:22,230 --> 00:04:23,554 - pregnant, pregnant Pauline, so, 208 00:04:23,554 --> 00:04:24,080 - pregnant, pregnant Pauline, so, 209 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:26,170 thank you for your cynicism, Rose and Laura. 210 00:04:26,170 --> 00:04:27,267 - Is this still the subject title, are you talking- 211 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,010 - Is this still the subject title, are you talking- 212 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,050 - Oh no, don't eat raw fish, that's bad for the baby. 213 00:04:33,050 --> 00:04:34,691 - She's not pregnant. - I am pregnant, 214 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:35,050 - She's not pregnant. - I am pregnant, 215 00:04:35,050 --> 00:04:36,060 and I'll eat what I like. 216 00:04:36,060 --> 00:04:37,110 - Well that's my sushi so- 217 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,100 - Well okay, but you brought it to set 218 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:38,403 so it's our sushi Rose, okay? 219 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:40,050 so it's our sushi Rose, okay? 220 00:04:40,050 --> 00:04:42,060 Come on, sharing is caring. 221 00:04:42,060 --> 00:04:42,115 Mm 222 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,030 Mm 223 00:04:43,030 --> 00:04:43,220 Mm! 224 00:04:44,230 --> 00:04:45,190 Mm. 225 00:04:48,060 --> 00:04:49,180 - I mean, did winning that case 226 00:04:49,180 --> 00:04:49,539 mean I've successfully fulfilled my five-year-plan? 227 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:51,180 mean I've successfully fulfilled my five-year-plan? 228 00:04:51,180 --> 00:04:52,230 Yes, it did. was that your question? 229 00:04:52,230 --> 00:04:53,251 - That's so good, that's so good. 230 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:55,000 - That's so good, that's so good. 231 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,180 I can't believe it! 232 00:04:56,180 --> 00:04:56,963 - Oh my god! - Excuse me. 233 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,130 - Oh my god! - Excuse me. 234 00:05:00,020 --> 00:05:00,220 - I love it. 235 00:05:00,220 --> 00:05:00,675 - Dean, how you doing? 236 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:02,100 - Dean, how you doing? 237 00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:04,190 - Maya, hey congratulations on the Patterson appeal. 238 00:05:04,190 --> 00:05:04,387 - Thanks. [laughs] 239 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:06,010 - Thanks. [laughs] 240 00:05:06,010 --> 00:05:08,000 - Now, have you met The Bride of Frankenstein? 241 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:08,099 - Oh come on Dean, 242 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:09,120 - Oh come on Dean, 243 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,811 you don't introduce a woman by saying who she's married to. 244 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:12,000 you don't introduce a woman by saying who she's married to. 245 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 Men, right? 246 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,110 - No, that's my name. 247 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:15,523 Yeah, but you're obviously 248 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:17,040 Yeah, but you're obviously 249 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:19,230 so much more than that, it's not like you were 250 00:05:19,230 --> 00:05:19,235 designed in a lab to fulfill the needs of being 251 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:22,070 designed in a lab to fulfill the needs of being 252 00:05:22,070 --> 00:05:22,947 a monster's wife. [laughs] 253 00:05:22,947 --> 00:05:24,150 a monster's wife. [laughs] 254 00:05:24,150 --> 00:05:26,070 - No, it's exactly that. 255 00:05:26,070 --> 00:05:26,659 But, you can call me The Bride, if you want. 256 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:28,060 But, you can call me The Bride, if you want. 257 00:05:28,060 --> 00:05:30,110 Or technically, The Bride of Frankenstein's Monster. 258 00:05:30,110 --> 00:05:30,371 [laughs] That's true. 259 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:31,190 [laughs] That's true. 260 00:05:31,190 --> 00:05:33,070 - No, no, no, no, no, 261 00:05:33,070 --> 00:05:34,083 I don't want to pigeon-hole you by your marital role. 262 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:35,130 I don't want to pigeon-hole you by your marital role. 263 00:05:35,130 --> 00:05:36,190 - Maya, 264 00:05:36,190 --> 00:05:37,795 you're embarrassing yourself. 265 00:05:37,795 --> 00:05:38,060 you're embarrassing yourself. 266 00:05:39,190 --> 00:05:40,230 - You're right, you're right, um, 267 00:05:40,230 --> 00:05:41,507 I'm so sorry. [chuckles] 268 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:42,090 I'm so sorry. [chuckles] 269 00:05:42,090 --> 00:05:45,020 - It's fine, it happens all the time. 270 00:05:45,020 --> 00:05:45,219 - Right. 271 00:05:45,219 --> 00:05:46,060 - Right. 272 00:05:46,060 --> 00:05:47,230 - Um, anyways, so, 273 00:05:47,230 --> 00:05:48,931 The Bride of Frankenstein, 274 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:49,140 The Bride of Frankenstein, 275 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:50,200 what do you do? 276 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,643 - Well, I was a women's rights lawyer. 277 00:05:52,643 --> 00:05:53,010 - Well, I was a women's rights lawyer. 278 00:05:53,010 --> 00:05:54,130 - That's amazing! 279 00:05:54,130 --> 00:05:56,210 - But now I just do what my husband needs, really. 280 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:00,068 - I'm sorry, so you gave up work for your husband, 281 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:01,170 - I'm sorry, so you gave up work for your husband, 282 00:06:01,170 --> 00:06:03,080 and your husband went to work, what? 283 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:03,780 Could his fragile, little, man-brain, 284 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,020 Could his fragile, little, man-brain, 285 00:06:05,020 --> 00:06:06,140 not handle a woman in the work-place? 286 00:06:06,140 --> 00:06:07,200 - Okay, Maya, Maya, Maya, - No, no, no, 287 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:07,492 she needs to hear this. 288 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:09,000 she needs to hear this. 289 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,000 You do not have to look after him like that, 290 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:11,204 you should be using your d- - Maya! 291 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,110 you should be using your d- - Maya! 292 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:14,230 The Bride's husband is paraplegic, 293 00:06:14,230 --> 00:06:14,916 that's why she has to look after him. 294 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:16,200 that's why she has to look after him. 295 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:18,628 He was burned alive by an angry mob of people. 296 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:20,070 He was burned alive by an angry mob of people. 297 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,052 [elevator dings] 298 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:26,190 [elevator dings] 299 00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:32,140 - Hey babe. 300 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:40,020 - I'll um, 301 00:06:40,020 --> 00:06:40,900 I'll see myself out. 302 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:41,080 I'll see myself out. 303 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:47,190 - Sorry. - It's all right. 304 00:06:51,220 --> 00:06:52,036 - Hi, I'm just picking up a package for my boss. 305 00:06:52,036 --> 00:06:54,030 - Hi, I'm just picking up a package for my boss. 306 00:06:54,030 --> 00:06:55,080 - Sure, what's his name? 307 00:06:57,010 --> 00:06:57,230 - It's a her. 308 00:06:59,230 --> 00:06:59,460 - I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to assume that 309 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:02,150 - I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to assume that 310 00:07:02,150 --> 00:07:03,172 [laughs] I'm just kidding! 311 00:07:03,172 --> 00:07:04,080 [laughs] I'm just kidding! 312 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:05,140 His name is Darryl. 313 00:07:05,140 --> 00:07:06,884 [Executive Assistant and Rose laugh] 314 00:07:06,884 --> 00:07:09,100 [Executive Assistant and Rose laugh] 315 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:10,060 Maybe one day! 316 00:07:10,060 --> 00:07:10,596 - [laughs] Here! 317 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:11,120 - [laughs] Here! 318 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:14,308 [Executive Assistant and Rose laugh awkwardly] 319 00:07:14,308 --> 00:07:16,120 [Executive Assistant and Rose laugh awkwardly] 320 00:07:31,220 --> 00:07:32,180 - Maybe one day. 321 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:43,170 [bell rings] 322 00:07:45,010 --> 00:07:46,220 - [gasps] Who are you? 323 00:07:46,220 --> 00:07:47,717 - I am the angel, Gabrielle, 324 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,130 - I am the angel, Gabrielle, 325 00:07:49,130 --> 00:07:51,140 and I carry with me good news. 326 00:07:51,140 --> 00:07:51,429 God has chosen you to carry his only son, 327 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:54,170 God has chosen you to carry his only son, 328 00:07:54,170 --> 00:07:55,141 Jesus. 329 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:55,220 Jesus. 330 00:07:55,220 --> 00:07:57,090 What? What do you mean? 331 00:07:57,090 --> 00:07:58,853 - Through holy, immaculate conception. 332 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:00,020 - Through holy, immaculate conception. 333 00:08:00,020 --> 00:08:01,150 You are now pregnant 334 00:08:01,150 --> 00:08:02,565 with the son of God, 335 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:03,060 with the son of God, 336 00:08:03,060 --> 00:08:04,110 our Lord, 337 00:08:04,110 --> 00:08:05,170 Jesus Christ. 338 00:08:07,100 --> 00:08:08,180 - Without my consent? 339 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:12,000 - Well, 340 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,030 yeah, 341 00:08:13,030 --> 00:08:13,701 yeah I-, I gue-, I guess, but, 342 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:15,170 yeah I-, I gue-, I guess, but, 343 00:08:15,170 --> 00:08:17,030 you know, it's 344 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:17,413 God. 345 00:08:17,413 --> 00:08:18,030 God. 346 00:08:18,030 --> 00:08:20,020 - It sounds like rape. 347 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:21,125 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't be 348 00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:22,140 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't be 349 00:08:22,140 --> 00:08:24,100 throwing the R word around, you know, that could 350 00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:24,837 that could really stick with him. 351 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:26,080 that could really stick with him. 352 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:28,060 - Well to be fair, he shouldn't be going around 353 00:08:28,060 --> 00:08:28,549 getting 14-year-old girls pregnant in their sleep. 354 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:30,120 getting 14-year-old girls pregnant in their sleep. 355 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:31,090 - Oh, 356 00:08:31,090 --> 00:08:32,261 yeah look I- 357 00:08:32,261 --> 00:08:33,060 yeah look I- 358 00:08:33,060 --> 00:08:34,100 I see your point, 359 00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:35,973 and I am on your side, 360 00:08:35,973 --> 00:08:36,180 and I am on your side, 361 00:08:36,180 --> 00:08:39,140 but you know, maybe you can just take one for the team here, 362 00:08:39,140 --> 00:08:39,685 you're pregnant already and it- 363 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:41,050 you're pregnant already and it- 364 00:08:41,050 --> 00:08:43,397 it really does go against policy for me to take it back, so, 365 00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:44,210 it really does go against policy for me to take it back, so, 366 00:08:44,210 --> 00:08:47,080 you would be doing me a solid. 367 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:49,200 - Okay. 368 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,060 But I'm going to make sure that everyone knows 369 00:08:52,060 --> 00:08:54,010 that this happened without my consent. 370 00:08:54,010 --> 00:08:54,200 - Deal! 371 00:08:56,070 --> 00:08:58,010 No one's going to believe you anyways so, 372 00:09:05,230 --> 00:09:05,670 - [Voiceover] Every mum knows that a healthy kid, 373 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:08,010 - [Voiceover] Every mum knows that a healthy kid, 374 00:09:08,010 --> 00:09:09,050 is a messy kid. 375 00:09:09,050 --> 00:09:09,382 And an active kid, 376 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:10,090 And an active kid, 377 00:09:10,090 --> 00:09:11,110 is a dirty kid. 378 00:09:11,110 --> 00:09:12,210 But every busy mum knows, 379 00:09:12,210 --> 00:09:13,094 she can't waste time scrubbing stains. 380 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:15,110 she can't waste time scrubbing stains. 381 00:09:15,110 --> 00:09:16,806 Introducing our toughest stain remover yet. 382 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:18,110 Introducing our toughest stain remover yet. 383 00:09:18,110 --> 00:09:20,020 Because a mum with free time, 384 00:09:20,020 --> 00:09:20,518 is a happy mo- 385 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:21,020 is a happy mo- 386 00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:23,090 who the [Beep] are you? - Brent. 387 00:09:23,090 --> 00:09:24,190 - [Voiceover] What are you doing in this ad? 388 00:09:24,190 --> 00:09:24,230 If you go near those kids, I'll call the cops. 389 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,100 If you go near those kids, I'll call the cops. 390 00:09:26,100 --> 00:09:27,942 - No this is my house, and those are my kids. 391 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:28,170 - No this is my house, and those are my kids. 392 00:09:28,170 --> 00:09:30,130 - [Voiceover] Oh god, sorry, 393 00:09:30,130 --> 00:09:31,654 well don't worry about the washing, 394 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:32,010 well don't worry about the washing, 395 00:09:32,010 --> 00:09:34,190 we can come back when your wife is home? 396 00:09:34,190 --> 00:09:35,366 - No, it's fine, I can do the washing. 397 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:37,080 - No, it's fine, I can do the washing. 398 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:39,078 - [Voiceover] Um, okay. 399 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:39,130 - [Voiceover] Um, okay. 400 00:09:39,130 --> 00:09:41,060 - It's not that weird. 401 00:09:41,060 --> 00:09:42,210 - [Voiceover] Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. 402 00:09:42,210 --> 00:09:42,790 With special antioxidant stain remover- 403 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:45,020 With special antioxidant stain remover- 404 00:09:45,020 --> 00:09:46,170 don't mix the colors. 405 00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:46,502 - I know. 406 00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:48,060 - I know. 407 00:09:48,060 --> 00:09:50,010 - [Voiceover] Your whites will be whiter than ever- 408 00:09:50,010 --> 00:09:50,214 cold wash. 409 00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:51,230 cold wash. 410 00:09:51,230 --> 00:09:53,110 - I'm aware. 411 00:09:53,110 --> 00:09:53,926 This is not my first time doing a load of washing. 412 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:55,080 This is not my first time doing a load of washing. 413 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:56,160 - [Voiceover] Divorced? 414 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:57,160 - What? 415 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:57,638 No, I'm- 416 00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:59,000 No, I'm- 417 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,110 no, I'm a stay-at-home dad. 418 00:10:00,110 --> 00:10:01,350 - [Voiceover] Oh, have you got a mental illness, 419 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:02,200 - [Voiceover] Oh, have you got a mental illness, 420 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,220 like burn out? 421 00:10:03,220 --> 00:10:05,062 - No, it just makes more sense, 422 00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:05,230 - No, it just makes more sense, 423 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:07,150 my wife earns more money than I do 424 00:10:07,150 --> 00:10:08,774 and I enjoy spending time with my kids, 425 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:09,020 and I enjoy spending time with my kids, 426 00:10:09,020 --> 00:10:10,020 why is that 427 00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:11,130 so hard to understand? 428 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:12,486 - [Voiceover] It's depression, isn't it? 429 00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:13,110 - [Voiceover] It's depression, isn't it? 430 00:10:13,110 --> 00:10:14,170 - It's not depre- 431 00:10:14,170 --> 00:10:16,090 - [Voiceover] Let us do the hard work for you, 432 00:10:16,090 --> 00:10:16,198 so you can enjoy time with the family. 433 00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:18,130 so you can enjoy time with the family. 434 00:10:18,130 --> 00:10:19,910 - Who's that? 435 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:20,020 - Who's that? 436 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:23,020 - Uh, it's uh, ad voiceover that's weirdly misogynistic. 437 00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:23,623 - [Voiceover] [laughs] Big surprise, the stay-at-home dad 438 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,040 - [Voiceover] [laughs] Big surprise, the stay-at-home dad 439 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,060 is a feminist. 440 00:10:28,090 --> 00:10:30,160 The all new Fresh Oxi, 441 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:31,047 for busy mums, 442 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:31,170 for busy mums, 443 00:10:31,170 --> 00:10:33,050 and dads. 444 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:34,160 I mean, I would just assume she wouldn't want to miss 445 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:34,759 her kids growing up 446 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:35,220 her kids growing up 447 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:37,040 and he wouldn't want to be emasculated. 448 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:38,471 - [Beep] off! - [Beep] off! 449 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,130 - [Beep] off! - [Beep] off! 450 00:10:39,130 --> 00:10:42,160 Sorry baby, I meant fudge, fudge off. 451 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:42,183 Look, look, SpongeBob. 452 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:44,060 Look, look, SpongeBob. 453 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,895 [theme music plays] 454 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:46,160 [theme music plays] 455 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:48,230 ♪ Funny Girls. ♪ 456 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:49,050 ♪ Funny Girls. ♪ 457 00:10:50,230 --> 00:10:53,220 [theme music plays] 458 00:10:54,230 --> 00:10:57,031 ♪ Funny Girls. ♪ 459 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:57,130 ♪ Funny Girls. ♪ 460 00:11:02,180 --> 00:11:04,230 - Okay, shoot, shag, marry, 461 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:04,455 the main car from Cars, 462 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:06,020 the main car from Cars, 463 00:11:07,060 --> 00:11:08,110 and hear me out on this next one, 464 00:11:08,110 --> 00:11:08,167 keep an open mind, your dad, okay? 465 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,030 keep an open mind, your dad, okay? 466 00:11:10,030 --> 00:11:11,150 - Rose, 467 00:11:11,150 --> 00:11:11,879 I actually want to talk to you about something serious. 468 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:14,080 I actually want to talk to you about something serious. 469 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:15,180 - Syria? 470 00:11:15,180 --> 00:11:15,591 Because no one is talking about anymore, it's on the news, 471 00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:17,140 Because no one is talking about anymore, it's on the news, 472 00:11:17,140 --> 00:11:18,210 everyone's like- - No. 473 00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:19,303 I want to be your abortion friend. 474 00:11:19,303 --> 00:11:20,200 I want to be your abortion friend. 475 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:23,015 - You want to perform my abortion? 476 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:24,170 - You want to perform my abortion? 477 00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:26,120 - No, I want to take you to your abortion, 478 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:26,727 wait with you, while you have your pregnancy terminated. 479 00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:29,090 wait with you, while you have your pregnancy terminated. 480 00:11:29,090 --> 00:11:30,080 - Right. 481 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:30,439 That is so sweet Laura, that's 482 00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:32,030 That is so sweet Laura, that's 483 00:11:32,030 --> 00:11:33,170 like the next level of our friendship. 484 00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:34,151 - Yeah I know, it goes, friends, 485 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:35,010 - Yeah I know, it goes, friends, 486 00:11:35,010 --> 00:11:37,190 best friends, abortion friends. 487 00:11:37,190 --> 00:11:37,863 - Wow. 488 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,090 - Wow. 489 00:11:39,090 --> 00:11:41,020 God, I'm kinda gutted I'm not actually pregnant now, 490 00:11:41,020 --> 00:11:41,575 so we couldn't like, reach that level. 491 00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:43,030 so we couldn't like, reach that level. 492 00:11:43,030 --> 00:11:43,230 - Yeah well, 493 00:11:43,230 --> 00:11:45,180 if you even need someone 494 00:11:45,180 --> 00:11:45,287 to take you, I would love to be that person. 495 00:11:45,287 --> 00:11:48,999 to take you, I would love to be that person. 496 00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:49,090 to take you, I would love to be that person. 497 00:11:49,090 --> 00:11:52,712 - Sorry, why are you assuming that I would get rid of it? 498 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,110 - Sorry, why are you assuming that I would get rid of it? 499 00:11:53,110 --> 00:11:54,210 Like, 500 00:11:54,210 --> 00:11:55,200 I could want a baby. 501 00:11:58,010 --> 00:11:59,020 I mean, 502 00:11:59,020 --> 00:11:59,230 it's you. 503 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,230 It's Rose. 504 00:12:01,230 --> 00:12:03,170 - Yeah. - You've got that, 505 00:12:03,170 --> 00:12:03,848 energy about you - That's unfair. 506 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,130 energy about you - That's unfair. 507 00:12:05,130 --> 00:12:06,180 And you know what? 508 00:12:06,180 --> 00:12:07,560 I could be a mum, I would be a great mum. 509 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,200 I could be a mum, I would be a great mum. 510 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:09,180 - Okay. 511 00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:10,150 What would you name your kid? 512 00:12:11,180 --> 00:12:11,272 I don't know. 513 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,000 I don't know. 514 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,984 Something traditional, like, Aloiscious. 515 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:15,100 Something traditional, like, Aloiscious. 516 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:16,150 Gender neutral. 517 00:12:16,150 --> 00:12:17,150 It's a family name. 518 00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:18,696 - Uh, we need Laura on set now. 519 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,020 - Uh, we need Laura on set now. 520 00:12:20,020 --> 00:12:21,160 - Yeah. - You know what, 521 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,408 I'm actually going to have a baby just to spite you. 522 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,000 I'm actually going to have a baby just to spite you. 523 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,140 Um, and Rose, just one quick thing, 524 00:12:25,140 --> 00:12:26,100 - Yeah? 525 00:12:28,020 --> 00:12:29,832 - If you ever need someone to 526 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:30,000 - If you ever need someone to 527 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,060 you know, take you to an abortion, 528 00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:32,040 I'm happy to 529 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:33,030 - Why are you involved now? 530 00:12:33,030 --> 00:12:33,544 Have you been talking to Laura? 531 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:34,230 Have you been talking to Laura? 532 00:12:34,230 --> 00:12:36,000 - No, no, no, I just, 533 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,210 you know, you got that, 534 00:12:37,210 --> 00:12:37,256 you know, like, you might get an abortion or something, 535 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:39,150 you know, like, you might get an abortion or something, 536 00:12:39,150 --> 00:12:40,130 I just want to 537 00:12:40,130 --> 00:12:40,968 be there. - Smell, what? 538 00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,030 be there. - Smell, what? 539 00:12:42,030 --> 00:12:44,050 - I've already got dibs on that, so. 540 00:12:44,050 --> 00:12:44,680 - Oh okay, no, fair enough, I don't want to- 541 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,010 - Oh okay, no, fair enough, I don't want to- 542 00:12:46,010 --> 00:12:47,110 - Ready to go at any time Rose. 543 00:12:47,110 --> 00:12:48,392 - Yeah, great. - Me too. 544 00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:49,180 - Yeah, great. - Me too. 545 00:12:49,180 --> 00:12:52,040 Ready to go, anytime, with you Rose. 546 00:13:04,170 --> 00:13:06,952 - And finally, a great big bowl of porridge 547 00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:07,120 - And finally, a great big bowl of porridge 548 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,100 for my great big Papa Bear 549 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,376 - Ow! 550 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:15,000 - Ow! 551 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,130 Too hot! - Well of course it's hot, 552 00:13:16,130 --> 00:13:17,200 it's straight from the pot! 553 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,088 - Right, 554 00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:18,160 - Right, 555 00:13:20,010 --> 00:13:21,801 let's all go out for a nice walk while this cools. 556 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:22,020 let's all go out for a nice walk while this cools. 557 00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:23,200 - I think you should eat your porridge now, 558 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,190 baby bear is very hungry. 559 00:13:25,190 --> 00:13:25,513 - Mine's just right Papa. 560 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,100 - Mine's just right Papa. 561 00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:29,000 - Well mine isn't! 562 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:29,225 - Okay Dan, you're being unreasonable. 563 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,120 - Okay Dan, you're being unreasonable. 564 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,937 - I'm not going to eat scolding hot porridge! 565 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,040 - I'm not going to eat scolding hot porridge! 566 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:35,130 - Fine, you can eat mine then, you big wuss. 567 00:13:35,130 --> 00:13:36,649 - No, yours is always too cold! 568 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,200 - No, yours is always too cold! 569 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,110 - And whose fault is that? [Papa Bear groans] 570 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:40,361 Do you think I enjoy eating cold porridge every morning? 571 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:42,200 Do you think I enjoy eating cold porridge every morning? 572 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,073 I'm too busy cooking for you and Baby Bear 573 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:44,120 I'm too busy cooking for you and Baby Bear 574 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,150 to eat my own goddamn porridge! 575 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,060 - Do you want mine momma, mine is just right. 576 00:13:53,210 --> 00:13:55,209 [Momma Bear crying] 577 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,210 [Momma Bear crying] 578 00:13:58,030 --> 00:13:58,921 - I'm sorry Helen. 579 00:13:58,921 --> 00:13:59,100 - I'm sorry Helen. 580 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,150 I'm sorry I snapped. 581 00:14:03,130 --> 00:14:05,140 Work's been tough lately, but there's no excuse, 582 00:14:05,140 --> 00:14:06,345 I shouldn't take it out on you. 583 00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,020 I shouldn't take it out on you. 584 00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:09,230 God, you know, sometimes I don't like the bear 585 00:14:09,230 --> 00:14:10,057 that I'm becoming. 586 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:10,220 that I'm becoming. 587 00:14:12,170 --> 00:14:13,769 I don't want to be like my father! 588 00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:14,090 I don't want to be like my father! 589 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,000 I'm too hard. 590 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,090 You know, 591 00:14:27,190 --> 00:14:28,617 maybe we should look at not sleeping in separate beds. 592 00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:30,100 maybe we should look at not sleeping in separate beds. 593 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:32,230 I miss you at night. 594 00:14:34,030 --> 00:14:36,041 - Look, I don't think I'm ready for that. 595 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:36,190 - Look, I don't think I'm ready for that. 596 00:14:36,190 --> 00:14:38,050 Especially not since, 597 00:14:38,050 --> 00:14:39,753 - I told you, she meant nothing to me. 598 00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:41,000 - I told you, she meant nothing to me. 599 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,150 I was a different bear back then! 600 00:14:42,150 --> 00:14:43,465 - Look I don't want to talk about this in front of the, 601 00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:44,190 - Look I don't want to talk about this in front of the, 602 00:14:44,190 --> 00:14:45,180 B-A-B-Y-B-E-A-R. 603 00:15:01,050 --> 00:15:02,026 Dan? 604 00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:02,050 Dan? 605 00:15:02,050 --> 00:15:03,010 Who the 606 00:15:03,010 --> 00:15:04,110 [Beep] is that girl? 607 00:15:04,110 --> 00:15:05,738 - What girl? 608 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,000 - What girl? 609 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,210 - The blonde b-tch who is sleeping in Baby Bear's bed! 610 00:15:09,210 --> 00:15:09,450 Tell me. 611 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,170 Tell me. 612 00:15:12,190 --> 00:15:13,162 Just tell me. 613 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:13,210 Just tell me. 614 00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:19,080 - I'll get a motel. 615 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,298 [Momma Bear sobs] 616 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:26,040 [Momma Bear sobs] 617 00:15:31,150 --> 00:15:31,722 You've torn this family apart! 618 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:34,030 You've torn this family apart! 619 00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:39,146 [Momma Bear sobs] 620 00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:40,060 [Momma Bear sobs] 621 00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:53,994 - This is my jam! [laughs] 622 00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:54,150 - This is my jam! [laughs] 623 00:15:54,150 --> 00:15:55,110 You wanna? 624 00:15:56,180 --> 00:15:57,706 Listen. [laughs] 625 00:15:57,706 --> 00:16:00,020 Listen. [laughs] 626 00:16:00,020 --> 00:16:01,418 - [Voiceover] You are strong, confident, beautiful woman. 627 00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:04,010 - [Voiceover] You are strong, confident, beautiful woman. 628 00:16:04,010 --> 00:16:05,130 You are brave, you are resilient. 629 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,110 You are brave, you are resilient. 630 00:16:07,110 --> 00:16:08,842 - Sing it sister! 631 00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:09,000 - Sing it sister! 632 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,120 Preach it! 633 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:11,120 Are you feeling it? 634 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,130 Oh. [laughs] 635 00:16:12,130 --> 00:16:12,554 Take it. [laughs] 636 00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:13,170 Take it. [laughs] 637 00:16:13,170 --> 00:16:15,170 You take it, I got it in me, here we go. 638 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:18,170 Yes! 639 00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:19,979 Feeling good today, yeah! 640 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:20,000 Feeling good today, yeah! 641 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,120 Woo! 642 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:23,190 [laughs] Feeling positive! 643 00:16:26,130 --> 00:16:27,403 - Looking pretty good, okay? 644 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:28,030 - Looking pretty good, okay? 645 00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:31,115 We're just going to rearrange a couple of you, okay, okay. 646 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:31,150 We're just going to rearrange a couple of you, okay, okay. 647 00:16:31,150 --> 00:16:34,050 Hey, blondie, can I get you just to come to the end here? 648 00:16:35,110 --> 00:16:36,210 That's great. 649 00:16:36,210 --> 00:16:38,539 Looking good, uh pigtails? 650 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,020 Looking good, uh pigtails? 651 00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:41,060 Yeah, if I can I just get you to come to the front here, 652 00:16:41,060 --> 00:16:42,030 that'd be lovely. 653 00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:45,963 Okay, cool, and I think we'll get uh, 654 00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:46,060 Okay, cool, and I think we'll get uh, 655 00:16:46,060 --> 00:16:48,050 buckteeth there and we'll get four-eyes 656 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,675 just to swap around, okay? 657 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,000 just to swap around, okay? 658 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,120 Hurry along, oh, easy on. 659 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,387 Easy on, don't bring your guide dog in today, okay. 660 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:54,190 Easy on, don't bring your guide dog in today, okay. 661 00:16:54,190 --> 00:16:56,060 Hey, flat ass, 662 00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:57,099 could I just get you to go back to where you were before? 663 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,130 could I just get you to go back to where you were before? 664 00:16:59,130 --> 00:17:00,180 Yeah. 665 00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:00,811 Ah, I think uneven breast and pizza face, 666 00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:03,030 Ah, I think uneven breast and pizza face, 667 00:17:03,030 --> 00:17:04,523 you'll be great in the middle there. 668 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:05,000 you'll be great in the middle there. 669 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,010 Ah, just like-a momma use to make them, eh? 670 00:17:07,010 --> 00:17:08,130 Okay, okay, could we get, 671 00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:08,235 masturbates while thinking of the hot student teacher, 672 00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,160 masturbates while thinking of the hot student teacher, 673 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,947 just to swap around? 674 00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:12,160 just to swap around? 675 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:14,040 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 676 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:15,090 Sorry girls, that's on me, 677 00:17:15,090 --> 00:17:15,659 I just mean you sweetheart. 678 00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:17,000 I just mean you sweetheart. 679 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,030 Quickly now. 680 00:17:18,030 --> 00:17:19,200 All right fish fingers, just in there. 681 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:19,371 Right there, okay. 682 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:20,190 Right there, okay. 683 00:17:20,190 --> 00:17:22,140 Looking pretty good guys! 684 00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:23,083 Looking pretty good, feeling good? 685 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,170 Looking pretty good, feeling good? 686 00:17:24,170 --> 00:17:26,190 Oh sorry, um, Ashley, 687 00:17:26,190 --> 00:17:26,795 just come to the front here. 688 00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,130 just come to the front here. 689 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,100 - Wait, how did you know my name was Ashley? 690 00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:30,507 - I don't know, you just seem basic as sh-t, I guess, okay? 691 00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:33,000 - I don't know, you just seem basic as sh-t, I guess, okay? 692 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,150 So just. 693 00:17:34,150 --> 00:17:34,219 Lovely, there we go, now isn't that better? 694 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:36,220 Lovely, there we go, now isn't that better? 695 00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:37,931 All right, one, two, three, big smile! 696 00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:39,180 All right, one, two, three, big smile! 697 00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:41,643 [camera clicks] 698 00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:42,100 [camera clicks] 699 00:17:46,070 --> 00:17:47,150 - Okay, let's be clear, 700 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,210 you impregnated her 701 00:17:48,210 --> 00:17:49,068 before her permission? 702 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,190 before her permission? 703 00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:52,090 - Well yes, I mean, 704 00:17:52,090 --> 00:17:52,780 but I am God, you know, I just assumed 705 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,220 but I am God, you know, I just assumed 706 00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:56,040 she'd be up for it. 707 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:56,492 - We don't have a case here. - No, no. 708 00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:57,130 - We don't have a case here. - No, no. 709 00:17:57,130 --> 00:18:00,020 - I'm sorry, I don't understand what the big deal is. 710 00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:00,204 You know in my day, we- 711 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,070 You know in my day, we- 712 00:18:01,070 --> 00:18:02,200 - Bu-bu-bu- okay, enough of that. 713 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,916 Here's the situation, okay? 714 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:04,140 Here's the situation, okay? 715 00:18:04,140 --> 00:18:06,100 More women are coming forward. - Who? 716 00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:07,170 Who has a problem with God? 717 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:07,628 - Well Eve, yeah, ring a bell? 718 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,120 - Well Eve, yeah, ring a bell? 719 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,030 She's come forward, saying that you forced her 720 00:18:11,030 --> 00:18:11,340 to be in a garden, naked, 721 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,090 to be in a garden, naked, 722 00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:13,160 with some man she hardly even knew! 723 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,150 - Oh she knew him! 724 00:18:14,150 --> 00:18:15,052 She was one of his ribs! 725 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,050 She was one of his ribs! 726 00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:17,180 - Okay well you don't have a good track record, yeah? 727 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:18,764 The Bible is a nightmare! 728 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:19,170 The Bible is a nightmare! 729 00:18:19,170 --> 00:18:21,090 Okay, so much stuff in here about women 730 00:18:21,090 --> 00:18:22,150 submitting to their husbands 731 00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:22,476 and being silent and just a lot of, 732 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,110 and being silent and just a lot of, 733 00:18:24,110 --> 00:18:25,140 stonings! 734 00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:26,188 People like stonings! 735 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,020 People like stonings! 736 00:18:27,020 --> 00:18:27,220 They're fun! 737 00:18:27,220 --> 00:18:29,110 Brings people together! 738 00:18:31,220 --> 00:18:32,180 Okay. 739 00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:33,612 All right. 740 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:34,040 All right. 741 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,060 You know, technically, 742 00:18:35,060 --> 00:18:37,020 I didn't even write that book. 743 00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:37,324 - Oh for God's sake, God, it's in your name. 744 00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:38,220 - Oh for God's sake, God, it's in your name. 745 00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:41,036 [God groaning] 746 00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:41,200 [God groaning] 747 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,120 - We'll just do what we always do, yeah? 748 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:44,170 Release a statement to the press, 749 00:18:44,170 --> 00:18:44,748 explaining that you feel bad, 750 00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:46,220 explaining that you feel bad, 751 00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:48,170 that it was just a misunderstanding, 752 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:48,460 no hard feelings. 753 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,190 no hard feelings. 754 00:18:50,190 --> 00:18:52,172 - What if I bring back a mammoth or something? 755 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,000 - What if I bring back a mammoth or something? 756 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,150 Well then everyone gets excited about, 757 00:18:54,150 --> 00:18:55,884 oh look here, we got a dinosaur back! 758 00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:56,210 oh look here, we got a dinosaur back! 759 00:18:56,210 --> 00:18:58,190 And they forget. 760 00:18:58,190 --> 00:18:59,150 What about 761 00:19:00,210 --> 00:19:02,030 instead of that 762 00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:03,308 I kill 763 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:04,020 I kill 764 00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:05,050 everyone 765 00:19:05,050 --> 00:19:06,060 and just send out another 766 00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:07,020 40-day flood, you know? 767 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:07,110 40-day flood, you know? 768 00:19:07,110 --> 00:19:09,040 Wipe the slate clean. 769 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,140 - I don't think it's going to be a good look 770 00:19:10,140 --> 00:19:10,732 to cause a devastating natural disaster, 771 00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:13,030 to cause a devastating natural disaster, 772 00:19:13,030 --> 00:19:14,180 days after just raped a teenage girl. 773 00:19:14,180 --> 00:19:14,444 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 774 00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:16,010 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 775 00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:18,080 - Now, let's not throw that word around! 776 00:19:19,230 --> 00:19:20,210 - I mean it was though. 777 00:19:20,210 --> 00:19:21,230 - Oh absolutely, no question, 778 00:19:21,230 --> 00:19:21,869 - 100 percent. - Yeah. 779 00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,200 - 100 percent. - Yeah. 780 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,160 - Am I, 781 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,210 going to go to jail? 782 00:19:25,210 --> 00:19:25,581 - Goodness no. - Highly unlikely. 783 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:26,190 - Goodness no. - Highly unlikely. 784 00:19:26,190 --> 00:19:28,000 - Community service, tops. 785 00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:44,030 [man knocks on door] 786 00:19:45,210 --> 00:19:47,050 - Hello, can I help you? 787 00:19:47,050 --> 00:19:47,853 - Mrs. Pleasants? 788 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:48,050 - Mrs. Pleasants? 789 00:19:48,050 --> 00:19:49,010 - That's me. 790 00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:55,277 [man blows on pitch pipe] 791 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,000 [man blows on pitch pipe] 792 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,989 - ♪ Your husband Charlie went off to war ♪ 793 00:19:58,989 --> 00:19:59,160 - ♪ Your husband Charlie went off to war ♪ 794 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:02,110 ♪ So you kissed him goodbye at the door ♪ 795 00:20:02,110 --> 00:20:02,701 ♪ Door ♪ ♪ Door ♪ 796 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:03,220 ♪ Door ♪ ♪ Door ♪ 797 00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:06,413 ♪ He went off to fight for an excellent cause ♪ 798 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:07,220 ♪ He went off to fight for an excellent cause ♪ 799 00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:10,125 ♪ While you stayed at home with your marriage on pause ♪ 800 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,220 ♪ While you stayed at home with your marriage on pause ♪ 801 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:17,190 ♪ And we are sorry to bring you some sad, sad news ♪ 802 00:20:17,190 --> 00:20:17,549 ♪ Which could leave you feeling quite, ♪ 803 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:20,020 ♪ Which could leave you feeling quite, ♪ 804 00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:21,261 ♪ Blue, blue, blue ♪ 805 00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:22,020 ♪ Blue, blue, blue ♪ 806 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:24,973 ♪ He was shot down in the blood desert sands ♪ 807 00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:25,230 ♪ He was shot down in the blood desert sands ♪ 808 00:20:25,230 --> 00:20:28,685 ♪ Lost in a far off, mysterious land. ♪ 809 00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:30,230 ♪ Lost in a far off, mysterious land. ♪ 810 00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:32,397 ♪ But don't you worry, don't you fret ♪ 811 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:35,200 ♪ But don't you worry, don't you fret ♪ 812 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,109 ♪ You probably thought that you ♪ 813 00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:38,010 ♪ You probably thought that you ♪ 814 00:20:38,010 --> 00:20:39,821 ♪ Lost him, we bet ♪ 815 00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:40,020 ♪ Lost him, we bet ♪ 816 00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:43,230 ♪ He was saved with only one broken arm ♪ 817 00:20:43,230 --> 00:20:43,533 ♪ And no other real significant harm ♪ 818 00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:47,246 ♪ And no other real significant harm ♪ 819 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,180 ♪ And no other real significant harm ♪ 820 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:50,958 ♪ Harm ♪ 821 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:51,090 ♪ Harm ♪ 822 00:20:51,090 --> 00:20:53,040 - Oh thank god! 823 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:54,670 - ♪ Charlie is brave ♪ 824 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:55,040 - ♪ Charlie is brave ♪ 825 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,040 ♪ Charlie is strong ♪ 826 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:58,382 ♪ And it's for him that we sing this here song ♪ 827 00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:01,050 ♪ And it's for him that we sing this here song ♪ 828 00:21:01,050 --> 00:21:02,094 ♪ He was ♪ 829 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:02,120 ♪ He was ♪ 830 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:05,806 ♪ shot in the leg, near Germany ♪ 831 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:06,120 ♪ shot in the leg, near Germany ♪ 832 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:07,210 - Eh? 833 00:21:07,210 --> 00:21:09,518 ♪ But luckily it missed a main artery ♪ 834 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,120 ♪ But luckily it missed a main artery ♪ 835 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,080 - This is stressing me out. 836 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:13,230 - ♪ Dum-bum-bum he didn't bleed out, he didn't die ♪ 837 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:16,210 - ♪ Dum-bum-bum he didn't bleed out, he didn't die ♪ 838 00:21:16,210 --> 00:21:16,942 ♪ He didn't die ♪ 839 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:17,200 ♪ He didn't die ♪ 840 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,030 ♪ He lived to tell the tale ♪ 841 00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:20,654 ♪ So happy sigh ♪ 842 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,010 ♪ So happy sigh ♪ 843 00:21:22,010 --> 00:21:24,366 ♪ Next, he was captured by Nazis ♪ 844 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:25,150 ♪ Next, he was captured by Nazis ♪ 845 00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:27,030 - What? 846 00:21:27,030 --> 00:21:28,078 - ♪ But he fought his way out, and soon he was free ♪ 847 00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:30,170 - ♪ But he fought his way out, and soon he was free ♪ 848 00:21:30,170 --> 00:21:31,790 - Oh Jesus. 849 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:32,060 - Oh Jesus. 850 00:21:32,060 --> 00:21:35,200 - ♪ On the way back to camp, Charlie tripped on a tree ♪ 851 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:35,502 ♪ He fell on the ground and he ♪ 852 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:38,030 ♪ He fell on the ground and he ♪ 853 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:39,210 ♪ Busted his knee ♪ 854 00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:39,214 ♪ The worst thing is that Charlie hit his head ♪ 855 00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:42,926 ♪ The worst thing is that Charlie hit his head ♪ 856 00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:43,130 ♪ The worst thing is that Charlie hit his head ♪ 857 00:21:43,130 --> 00:21:46,040 ♪ And we're sorry to tell you that ♪ 858 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:46,638 ♪ Now he is ♪ 859 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:47,170 ♪ Now he is ♪ 860 00:21:47,170 --> 00:21:48,130 ♪ Dead ♪ 861 00:21:48,130 --> 00:21:50,350 ♪ Now your husband is ♪ 862 00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:51,160 ♪ Now your husband is ♪ 863 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,120 ♪ Dead ♪ 864 00:21:54,150 --> 00:21:55,110 - What? 865 00:21:55,110 --> 00:21:56,180 - Have a good day ma'am. 866 00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:57,774 - Wha? 867 00:21:57,774 --> 00:21:58,100 - Wha? 868 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,486 What are you? [sobs] 869 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:03,190 What are you? [sobs] 870 00:22:07,210 --> 00:22:08,910 - You are a week late on the deadline. 871 00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:10,030 - You are a week late on the deadline. 872 00:22:10,030 --> 00:22:12,020 And frankly, that's not good enough. 873 00:22:22,060 --> 00:22:23,050 - People! 874 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:23,759 Listen! 875 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:24,090 Listen! 876 00:22:24,090 --> 00:22:27,220 I come from the future with grave news! 877 00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:27,471 On June, the 20th, 20- 878 00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:29,180 On June, the 20th, 20- 879 00:22:29,180 --> 00:22:31,180 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 880 00:22:31,180 --> 00:22:31,183 - I'm not up to there! 881 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,210 - I'm not up to there! 882 00:22:32,210 --> 00:22:33,200 - Come on, man! 883 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,160 Spoilers! 884 00:22:35,190 --> 00:22:37,170 You're going to ruin it for us! 885 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:38,607 [man groans] 886 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:41,020 [man groans] 887 00:22:42,050 --> 00:22:42,319 - What? 888 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:43,010 - What? 889 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,200 - Tonight, on The Panel. 890 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:49,743 Have we found a cure to the Plague? 891 00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:51,200 Have we found a cure to the Plague? 892 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,030 Bets have been placed, 893 00:22:53,030 --> 00:22:53,455 as we prepare for the fight of the century. 894 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:55,070 as we prepare for the fight of the century. 895 00:22:55,070 --> 00:22:57,100 And we talk about the future of God, 896 00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:57,167 he may have been acquitted in the court of law, 897 00:22:57,167 --> 00:22:59,150 he may have been acquitted in the court of law, 898 00:22:59,150 --> 00:23:00,879 but in the court of public opinion, 899 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:01,210 but in the court of public opinion, 900 00:23:01,210 --> 00:23:03,090 the jury is still out. 901 00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:04,210 Panel, your thoughts? 902 00:23:04,210 --> 00:23:04,591 - Thanks for having me. 903 00:23:04,591 --> 00:23:06,020 - Thanks for having me. 904 00:23:06,020 --> 00:23:07,230 I just want to start by saying that as a god, 905 00:23:07,230 --> 00:23:08,303 I was appalled by his actions. 906 00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:09,190 I was appalled by his actions. 907 00:23:09,190 --> 00:23:11,060 And it's not all gods, 908 00:23:11,060 --> 00:23:12,015 some of are good guys. 909 00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:12,190 some of are good guys. 910 00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:14,080 - Didn't you trick a woman into getting her pregnant 911 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,230 by transforming into a swan? 912 00:23:15,230 --> 00:23:15,727 - That was a unique situation. 913 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:17,190 - That was a unique situation. 914 00:23:17,190 --> 00:23:19,210 - You also did it as a bull. 915 00:23:19,210 --> 00:23:19,439 - You're taking that out of context. 916 00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:21,110 - You're taking that out of context. 917 00:23:21,110 --> 00:23:23,080 - There was also something about, golden rain? 918 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:23,151 - I am not the one on trial here. 919 00:23:23,151 --> 00:23:25,050 - I am not the one on trial here. 920 00:23:25,050 --> 00:23:26,863 - Can I just say that I, personally, am sickened 921 00:23:26,863 --> 00:23:28,010 - Can I just say that I, personally, am sickened 922 00:23:28,010 --> 00:23:29,020 by these allegations. 923 00:23:29,020 --> 00:23:30,140 You know, it just goes to show, 924 00:23:30,140 --> 00:23:30,575 sometimes the bad guys are right under your nose. 925 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:32,010 sometimes the bad guys are right under your nose. 926 00:23:32,010 --> 00:23:33,090 - Go to Hell! 927 00:23:33,090 --> 00:23:34,200 - You know, well actually, I am from Hell. 928 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:34,287 I live there, so nice insult mate, good one, yeah. 929 00:23:34,287 --> 00:23:36,170 I live there, so nice insult mate, good one, yeah. 930 00:23:36,170 --> 00:23:37,999 - Look, as the only woman on this panel, 931 00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:39,010 - Look, as the only woman on this panel, 932 00:23:39,010 --> 00:23:40,030 I'd like to- - Sorry, that's actually 933 00:23:40,030 --> 00:23:41,100 all the time we have. 934 00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:41,711 Join us after the break, 935 00:23:41,711 --> 00:23:42,210 Join us after the break, 936 00:23:42,210 --> 00:23:43,200 where we discuss, 937 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,200 should God keep his job? 938 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:45,424 - I'm just looking forward to 939 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,020 - I'm just looking forward to 940 00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:49,090 putting this whole thing behind me, 941 00:23:49,090 --> 00:23:49,136 and getting started on Jesus two, hm? 942 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:51,170 and getting started on Jesus two, hm? 943 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,090 - Oh, sorry, no. 944 00:24:06,090 --> 00:24:07,696 - What are you doing? 945 00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:08,030 - What are you doing? 946 00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:09,140 - Practicing my mum look. 947 00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:11,408 - Girls, look who I have here. 948 00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:12,030 - Girls, look who I have here. 949 00:24:12,030 --> 00:24:13,180 - This is Charlie! 950 00:24:13,180 --> 00:24:15,050 - Jesus, that was quick! 951 00:24:15,050 --> 00:24:15,120 I thought you only had sex last night? 952 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,140 I thought you only had sex last night? 953 00:24:16,140 --> 00:24:17,120 - Oh, it's not mine. 954 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:18,180 Oh, not pregnant, actually. 955 00:24:18,180 --> 00:24:18,832 Turns out I still had my Moon Cup up there. 956 00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:20,090 Turns out I still had my Moon Cup up there. 957 00:24:20,090 --> 00:24:21,190 But all sorted now, 958 00:24:21,190 --> 00:24:22,544 took it out, washed it, replaced it, back in business. 959 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:23,140 took it out, washed it, replaced it, back in business. 960 00:24:23,140 --> 00:24:25,180 - Do you mean a diaphragm or Moon Cup? 961 00:24:25,180 --> 00:24:26,256 - Oh, potato, potahto. 962 00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:27,090 - Oh, potato, potahto. 963 00:24:27,090 --> 00:24:28,140 Sorry Rose, do you want me to Charlie out? 964 00:24:28,140 --> 00:24:29,160 I know you don't like kids. 965 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:29,968 - Okay, when did you hear- 966 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:30,220 - Okay, when did you hear- 967 00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:31,190 I never said that. 968 00:24:31,190 --> 00:24:33,150 - Just got a vibe. 969 00:24:33,150 --> 00:24:33,680 - No wait, this is perfect. 970 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:35,000 - No wait, this is perfect. 971 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,130 Rose, you should hold Charlie for a bit, 972 00:24:36,130 --> 00:24:37,392 and then we'll see if maybe you get more of a mum vibe. 973 00:24:37,392 --> 00:24:39,080 and then we'll see if maybe you get more of a mum vibe. 974 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,010 - You guys are just haters. 975 00:24:41,010 --> 00:24:41,104 I'm going to look perfectly comfortable with, 976 00:24:41,104 --> 00:24:43,030 I'm going to look perfectly comfortable with, 977 00:24:43,030 --> 00:24:44,816 whatever this baby's name is. [laughs] 978 00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:46,110 whatever this baby's name is. [laughs] 979 00:24:47,190 --> 00:24:48,528 - Are you constipated? 980 00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:49,110 - Are you constipated? 981 00:24:49,110 --> 00:24:50,230 - No I'm not constipated. 982 00:24:50,230 --> 00:24:52,180 - She's been working really hard. 983 00:24:52,180 --> 00:24:52,240 - Why don't we just take a photo, 984 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,000 - Why don't we just take a photo, 985 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,952 and we'll see, how good of a mum I look like. 986 00:24:55,952 --> 00:24:56,070 and we'll see, how good of a mum I look like. 987 00:24:56,070 --> 00:24:58,070 - Oh, it doesn't feel right. 988 00:25:00,070 --> 00:25:01,170 [camera snaps] - Okay. 989 00:25:01,170 --> 00:25:03,376 Let's have a look, let's have a look. 990 00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:04,090 Let's have a look, let's have a look. 991 00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:07,020 Oh my god, I look like a monster. 992 00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:07,088 - It's like an ogre stole a baby. 993 00:25:07,088 --> 00:25:09,040 - It's like an ogre stole a baby. 994 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,800 - You stay away from her okay, you stay away. 995 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:11,130 - You stay away from her okay, you stay away. 996 00:25:11,130 --> 00:25:12,200 [Crewmate yells] 997 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,020 - Oh sh-t, I better take the baby back, 998 00:25:14,020 --> 00:25:14,513 I didn't tell camera guy I took it, come on. 999 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,010 I didn't tell camera guy I took it, come on. 1000 00:25:17,170 --> 00:25:18,225 - If Pauline can be a mum, I can be a mum. 1001 00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:20,030 - If Pauline can be a mum, I can be a mum. 1002 00:25:20,030 --> 00:25:21,937 - I'll tell you what, you can definitely be a sh-t mum. 1003 00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:22,210 - I'll tell you what, you can definitely be a sh-t mum. 1004 00:25:24,060 --> 00:25:25,649 - Do you mean that? - Not a doubt in my mind. 1005 00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:26,030 - Do you mean that? - Not a doubt in my mind. 1006 00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:29,070 - Thanks. 1007 00:25:54,030 --> 00:25:55,230 - [Voiceover] Thank to your funding, New Zealand On Air, 1008 00:25:55,230 --> 00:25:55,345 we didn't have to resort to stealing. 1009 00:25:55,345 --> 00:25:57,200 we didn't have to resort to stealing. 1010 00:25:57,250 --> 00:26:01,800 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 71571

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