All language subtitles for Churchy s01e07 The Fall.eng

Who's talking while I'm talking?

I-I'm trying to find out,

who is talking
while I'm talking?

Billy, you ain't
worth two cents.

And Sheila, you wanna
marry this loser?

Stand up, Billy.

Gimme a hug.

I think you're trash,
but I love you, boy.

I will never marry
Billy and Sheila.

They don't come to church,

they don't do nothing they
say they're going to do,

but they want us to care
that they're in love.

Whoop-de-do.

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- [laughing] No,
really, seriously,

really great job with that
song tonight, Latrice.

I loved your interpretation
of what you did

with the second verse,

like, it reminded me about

what I wanted Tamela
Mann to do with the song,

but she ain't take it, but
it's all good. [laughing]

Nah, I'm just wilding.

Nah, seriously, I'ma
send it to you tonight.

I promise.

All right.

- Hey, man, you see Jojo today?

He usually come by the
church, but I ain't see him.

- Aw, him worried about him son

that ain't him son.

Aw.
- Come on, man,

he just a cool kid, bro.

- Man, you need to
make up with Keisha

so y'all can make
your own cool kid.

- Nah, you know what he need?

Me and you, dinner
tonight, my treat.

- Bro, I ain't
sleeping with you.

Look, I know you
miss Keisha and all,

but I'll take that meal though.

- It's not even that, man,

I just need to
refresh, you know?

With her not
picking up my calls,

uncertainty at this church,

new church kinda likes me,

I don't know what's
gonna happen,

just if I had a fresh
meal and a great night,

I could decompress and relax.

- I'm with it, uh,

we can hit up, uh,
the Cotton Patch.

- No, I'm not eating dinner

at no place called
the Cotton Patch.

- Bro, it's not that bad.

- It is that bad.

I'd love to have
some slavery grits

and racism risotto.
- This guy.

- No. [laughing]
- Cotton Patch

in Texas? [laughing]

- No.

- So what do you suggest?

- Uh, what if we
go to a steakhouse?

- Bro, we in the middle
of Lubbock, Texas,

ain't no Mastro's here.

Why don't you just go
in the kitchen and cook,

since this was your bright idea?

- Okay, I'm gonna do that.

- There it is.
- For my good friend.

- There it is.
- Rodney, oh, hold up.

Aw, [sighing] it's my dad.

- Y'all still not talking?

- You know, it's
not even like that,

I'm not even mad anymore,

I'm just not trying to add
negativity to my life, okay?

And he gonna, he gonna regret

all that, "I'm not ready stuff,"

I'ma make him pay
when I start popping.

- I feel like, you know,
you'll make him sweat it out,

you know?
- That's right.

I'm not gonna be at
his beck and call.

It's really just about
the priority of it all,

that's all I'm saying.

Hey, Momma.

- Corey, I, I need
you to come home,

it's an emergency.

- What's wrong?
- It's about your father.

Can you get home?

- Yeah, I'll, I'll,
I'll be there tomorrow.

- [sighing] Today, please.

As soon as possible.

I'm really worried about him.

Send me your flight information

as soon as you have it.

- All right, all right, bye.

Shoot.

- Bro, you need
me to go with you?

- Nah, nah, I'm, I'm good,

it, it should be fine.

- Well, about that meal
that I was promised.

- Oh, no, man, go
to the Cotton Patch.

Get up.
- No, man, you gonna be

little Gordon Ramsay.

- Civil Rights

charcuterie board.
- Emeril Lagasse,

I do like a charcuterie board,

no cheese, I'm
lactose intolerant,

you know the vibes.

♪ Said I beat the
devil running ♪

♪ And I'm so glad

♪ Offering the burden

Hey, Jojo, what's up, man?

How you been?

- What's up?

- Hey, man, you know Corey
been looking for you.

- For what?

He not my man like that.

- What that mean?

- Heard he got
offered some new job

that's gonna pay
him some good bread,

you know, which is cool and all,

but don't be all
up in my face like,

"Yo, Jojo, we boys,"

when you planning on dipping.

That's lame.

- He ain't make
his decision yet.

Look, people get offered
stuff all the time,

you at least gotta check it out.

Look, that don't mean
he leaving for sure.

- You think.

I think, he's turning down
that kinda money to stay here?

[Jojo scoffing]

Anyway, I'm out.

- So you came down here
just to tell me that?

- Came down here to tell
Corey stop calling me.

I'm straight, I
got real friends,

I don't need fake ones.

- Yo.

- All right, then.

- Yo, Jojo,

man, you gotta at least
talk to him first.

[sighing] Corey, Corey, Corey,

you wanted a son so bad.

- Well, your dinner
be ready soon.

- Thank you, Momma.

- You're welcome.

Um, I'm not sure if you
heard about the incident

at your father's church.

- The Patterson video?

Yes, Ma, [laughing]

every Black church person
with eyes and internet

saw that video. [laughing]

- Well, that's why
your father's not here.

He had to fire Pastor
Patterson today.

- What got into Patterson?

He, he just lost it.

- I don't know,

but you know more about
this online culture stuff

than your father does.

- That's obvious.
- This has over 500,000 views,

and growing.
- Mm.

- Your father is
so stressed out,

his blood pressure's rising.

I mean, "This has to be the
worst church on the planet?

They may as well close
the doors to the church

'cause the Lord don't
live here no more?"

I mean.
- Hey.

- Oh, hey, baby.

- Oh, what's up, Pops?

- Hey, Son, glad you came home.

What's up, baby?

- I was just showing Corey
what's been going on.

- It's crazy, I wonder
what would've happened

if you had a pastor who knew
anything about the internet.

I recall a savvy son.

I, you know, we, these
things get so confusing.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, I had to fire him,

you're, you're right.

I got church members
threatening to never come back

because they don't wanna
be talked to like that.

Like, this video is going
around and around the internet.

It's, it's, it's going spiral.

- Viral.
- Every,

well, you know that world,

just call somebody
to make it stop.

I want you to fix
it so I can get back

to preaching the word of God.
[Corey sighing]

- That's why you guys wanted
me to fly back so soon.

Ma, I thought you called
me 'cause dad was sick.

I came to help with your
health, not your church.

You ain't hurt,

you just getting
drug on the internet.

Ma, I'll call you later.

- Wait, Son, just let's.
- This dude's talking about

videos going spiral.
- Let's, let's

finish the.
- Corey.

Uh, what about?
- Nah, you gonna be all right.

♪ Can you hear me,
can you hear me ♪

♪ You gonna be all right

[mother sighing]

♪ I will bless the Lord

♪ All my soul

♪ And all
♪ And all

♪ All

♪ That is within me
♪ That is within me

♪ Bless his ho-holy

♪ Name
♪ Name

♪ His holy name

- Yeah.

That's what I'm talking about.

Allison, yo, incredible.
[Allison laughing]

Yeah, great rehearsal, guys.

Uh, we got more work to do,

but we'll get to it.

So I'll see y'all Sunday,

and, uh, that's a
wrap on rehearsal.

- Thank you.
- There you go.

- No problem.

Yeah, I think that's
the key, for sure,

for sure, yeah.

- Rodney.

- Hey, what's up?

- Um, do you wanna grab coffee?

- I, I don't like coffee.

- Oh.
- Yeah,

it, it tear my
stomach up, you know?

You wanna see me
tear up the bathroom,

gimme some coffee.

Zero outta 10 stars,
would not recommend.

- Well, what would you
recommend for us to do?

- Us?

Like me and you?

- You know what?
N-nevermind, I'm sorry.

I-I'll, I'll see you at service.

- Wait, wait.

I'm sorry, how
about you get coffee

and I get one of those
fancy teas they got?

- That would be nice.

- Coffee and tea date it is.

- [laughing] Okay.

- And I promise, it
won't be as awkward

as that whole ordeal.

- It's okay, I'm awkward, too.

- Well, there's a spot
right down the street, uh,

we could walk there.

- Sounds good to me.

- I'll lead the way.

- Okay. [laughing]

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- Corey, what are
you doing here?

- I missed you, too.

- Why didn't you tell
me you were coming?

- I called you and called
you and called you.

I text you, I DM'd you.

I hit you up on LinkedIn.

But listen, I wanna
apologize, okay?

I, I should've
never lied to you.

I mean, I never
lied to you before,

that was the first time.

And I just, I mean,
I was so hell bent

on proving my dad wrong,

and then proving people
that he was wrong about me,

that I, I let you get
hurt in the crossfire.

And I am sorry,

truly, truly sorry.

And I will never ever
lie to you again.

- Thank you [laughing]
so much for saying that.

I just can't believe you flew

all the way here
to tell me that,

that's so sweet.

- Well, in the spirit
of transparency,

let me be fully honest.

[Keisha laughing]
My mom wanted me

to come back 'cause something
was wrong with my dad.

- What?
- Nothing was actually wrong.

He just had to fire Patterson

'cause this video went viral,

him yelling at some members.

- Yeah, I saw that,

and it would've been
funny if it wasn't him.

- Oh, no, it was hilarious.

[Keisha laughing]
I mean, Patterson,

that small man that we
never heard a squeak from.

- Yeah, that's true.
- All of a sudden, screaming?

So get this, get this,

my, [laughing] my dad wants me

to tell the internet
to make it stop.

- Just? [laughing]
- The whole internet.

I'm just supposed to.

[Keisha laughing]
I don't know, go to the void

or the matrix and make
people stop laughing?

No.
[Keisha laughing]

- Well, if Pastor Patterson
is outta the picture,

then that means that you're
in consideration again

and you could be here.

- Nah, he didn't,

he didn't mention
nothing to me about that.

And to be honest,

he didn't believe in
me a couple weeks ago,

I don't see why Pastor
Patterson going viral

would just make him,
all of a sudden,

start believing in me now.

- Babe, take your pride out

and [laughing] ask your
dad for the church.

And then you could come back,

and then we could start
our life together.

- We have our life together,

it's just not conventional.

- Babe, do me a favor.

If your dad offers
you the church,

please, take it.

It would make me the
happiest fiance [laughing]

of all the fiances
to have my man here.

[Corey sighing]

[siren blaring]
[birds singing]

- So, uh, what is this?

- So you said you wanted
to try a fancy tea,

so I got you a matcha
latte with oat milk.

- Okay, I'm positive
I haven't uttered

at least three words

in that sentence. [laughing]
[Latrice laughing]

- Well, it's a
Japanese green tea,

and it's great for you.

Go ahead, taste it.

- Okay.

Girl, this tastes like
hot grass and milk.

- It's good.

- No, man, cows drink this.

[Latrice laughing]
This how they start they day,

not humans, man, I don't know

how anybody anywhere would
wanna drink this and like it.

- Well, you need
a refined palate,

- Man, I already
can't have coffee,

and now you done ruined tea.

Congratulations, Latrice.
[Latrice laughing]

- Okay, so hypothetical,
let's say that one of those

little old church ladies.
[Corey laughing]

Comes up to you and try
to get in your face,

what do you say?

- I say, "I've been sent here
by God to give you a word."

- Mm.
- "But my heart is taken."

- "But my heart is," you
can't say it that deep,

you have to go up.

[Corey laughing]
Because, see,

women don't respect a man

that, you know, has
no base in his voice.

So try again.
- Okay.

With a high-pitched voice?

- Yes.

- I've been sent here by
God to give you a word,

but my heart is taken.
[Keisha laughing]

[Corey laughing]
See? That's perfect.

[Keisha laughing]

- Listen, if I come back,

I can't be the
little spoon, okay?

It's unbecoming of a man.

- You like it and you know it.

- No, I don't, I'm violent.

- You are not, you
are a teddy bear.

- No, I'm not,

I'm the bear from
"The Revenant".

[Keisha laughing]
I killed a man.

I'll, I'll, I'll scalp
his head off. [laughing]

- [laughing] No, relax, relax.

[both laughing]

So if you did come back,

we could do this every day.
- Mm-hmm.

- Can I be transparent with you?

- Of course.

- I got a promotion,

I am the head of
production and creative,

I got a big bump and. [laughing]

- Why you ain't tell me?

- Well, because you lied to me
about the church in Lubbock,

and then you apologized to
your followers before me,

then you got me
some gaudy shoes.

And I like shoes,

but then they wasn't even my.
- Okay.

How much you getting paid?

- $350,000 a year.

- 350?

- Mm-hmm.

- Big Birkin bag.

[Keisha laughing]

- But listen, seriously,

I will not be stuck in the house

doing puzzles like your mom.

- What do you mean?

- Your mom hates puzzles.

- What are you talking about?

She can do 1,000-piece
puzzle in a day tops.

- Corey, she hates it, okay?

She's only doing it to make up

for the lack of attention

that she's getting at home,

and that will never be me.

Look, I understand that
you have your dreams

and all of that,

but I got mine, too.

And I realize that I will never

be fully first in your life,

but I will not be third.

- What? You're not third.

- Corey, it goes church,

your followers, and then me.

And as much as it sucks,

at least I know what
I'm signing up for,

then you could be close to me

by getting a church here.

- Anywhere I work, you
could come be near me.

- Corey, there are no ad
agencies in Lubbock, Texas,

or I would.

- Can I be transparent with you?

- Yes.

- I got offered a
church in Lubbock.

They came and saw me preaching,

they really love me.

What's wrong?

- What did we just talk about?

You being here.

You said that if your dad
offered you the church,

that you would take it.

- No, I didn't say
that, you said that.

- No, you, "Two
months tops, Keisha.

Two months tops,"
that's what you said.

- Look, I gotta do
what's best for me.

Bethlehem Temple is a
great family atmosphere,

and I like it there.

This new church is
offering real money,

and I have to consider that.

I gotta take some time

and think about what I want.

- So let me get this straight,

you leave in order to get your
dad to give you the church,

then you lie to me about
having the church in Lubbock,

and now there's
an opening for you

to be at your dad's church

and you have to think about it?

Corey, this is your chance
to do right by your actions

and not just about your words,

and now you're unsure?

- So how do you write songs?

Like, what's your process?

- I usually just think
about regular life

and then apply
that to God's love.

- Oh.

Could you walk me through it?

- Okay, so let's take this
disgusting matcha, for example.

- I told you that you
need a refined palette.

- Look, I don't
like it, but you do.

- I do.
- I would probably write

from the perspective
of the matcha, like.

♪ How could anybody anywhere

♪ Love me like you do

♪ I'm such an acquired taste

♪ I'm a waste of space

♪ But you love me
through and through ♪

♪ I'm nasty
[Latrice laughing]

♪ But you love me

♪ Said I'm nasty

♪ But you love me

- Wow.

So it's that easy for you?

- Well, me, you know
I got the Grammy,

and I, uh,

I got a BET award, too.
[Latrice laughing]

Oh wait, it's a gift from God,

a gift from God, what can I say?

- All right, listen,

I gave Pastor
Patterson a chance,

and he blew it.

- He did?
- I'ma let you

take over the church,

starting this Sunday.

- Is that your way of asking me?

- Asking you? [scoffing]

Boy, please, you've
been begging me

for that church for the longest.

I'm giving in, saying yes.

- I don't need you to give in.

You, you act like
you're doing me a favor.

Remember? I'm not ready.

The only reason you're
asking me right now

is because the
little internet thing

is causing you
real-life problems

and you need me to handle that.

- So what?

As long as we both
get what we want,

what's the problem?

Okay, I hand my son the church,

he handles the chaos,

I get back to
preaching the word.

- I got options now.

- Wait, [laughing]
you have what?

- Options.

I'm at Bethlehem Temple now,

another church in Lubbock
just offered me a position.

They got the same amount
of members as you,

but probably twice the money.

- [gasping] Why
are you doing this?

- I waited on you to respect
me for a lot of years,

but you always act like
you were throwing me a bone

versus really valuing what
I brought to the church.

- How many times
I gotta tell you,

you weren't ready yet, Son.

- Oh, [laughing]

but Pastor Patterson
goes crazy in service

and that goes viral,

and all of a sudden, I'm ready.

- Son, I, I need you.

- [sighing] I know
what that feels like.

- Okay, I-I'll give you
everything you need.

Videos, cameras,

internet people, whatever,

I'll, I'll give you
whatever it takes

to get back to the way it was.

- I understand
what you want, Dad,

but I just don't know if it's
a good fit for me right now.

- Hey, I'm so glad to
see you two talking.

- Babe, Corey does not
wanna take over the church.

- What?

Corey, this is what you wanted.

This would help your father.

- All I've done my whole life

is what would help my father.

But when it was time to help me,

what'd he do?

Give it to his best
friend, Pastor Patterson.

But now it blows
up in your face,

and all of a sudden, the guy
who does the internet thing

needs to save you from
the internet thing.

- Corey, your pride is talking.

This is what the
family's been needing,

for you to come home

and take over your
father's church.

- Right.
- Okay,

Pastor Patterson doesn't blow up

and that video go viral,

we still having
that conversation?

Dad?

- Come in.

- You were right.

- Was I?

- My dad offered me to church.

- Okay, so what did you say?

Corey, what did you say?

- I said no.

I just feel like it's
not the right opportunity

for me right now.

There's the Bethlehem
job, the Lubbock job,

and, and nothing about my
dad's offer felt authentic.

- Well, there it is.

- Keisha,

I'm sorry.
- Corey, you're not sorry,

because you're making
decisions that is best for you.

And come to think of it,
in this relationship,

we don't make
decisions together.

You make decisions for us

based on what's good for you.

- I just really need you
to support me right now.

- [crying] Cory, all
I do is support you.

And the one time,

the one time that I'm
asking you to put us first,

you still choose yourself.

Just go, [sighing] just go.

- Keisha.
- Just go.

Wait, you know, mm-mm,
you know, Corey.

- Keisha.
- I think that we should

just take a break.
- Come on.

Keisha, you don't
have to do this.

- No, no,

'cause you're making decisions
that are best for you,

so I'ma make decisions
that are best for me.

Just go. [crying]

[Keisha crying]

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