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[soft music]
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- Ah, yes, Lord.
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Deacon, let's call
our next parishioner.
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Lord God, the Spirit is moving
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and it's moving
right through here.
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Ah, yes. Come on, sister.
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Come on sister. Ha, ha.
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Raise your hands. Yes, God.
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There's a crown of glory
all on you, sister.
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Yes, God.
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Ah, Shondo. Yes, you are
filled with the Spirit. Yes.
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Deacon, call our next one. Yes.
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The Spirit is
moving. It's moving.
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Ah. Come on, sister.
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Come on, sister.
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Deacon, mm-hmm.
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Raise your hand, sister.
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There's glory in your gut
and it's gonna flow out, ah.
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In the name of Jesus. Ha, ha.
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I say there's glory
- Okay. All right.
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- in your gut. And it's gonna-
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- Could they get a little
difficult some time?
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- Well, yeah. Yeah.
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Well, what did you
come up here for,
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if you're gonna be
bracing your knees?
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Either you want the
prayer or you don't.
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Listen, I didn't
call you up here,
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and obviously you need Christ.
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Listen here, Church,
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if you don't want to get
saved, don't come down here.
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All right?
- Amen.
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The way this works,
- Hmm?
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I touch your forehead
and you hit the ground.
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Deacon. Come on.
Bring them on in.
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- Sometimes you gotta put
your shoulder into it,
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though, Pastor.
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♪ Churchy
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♪ I'm going to church today
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♪ 'Cause I need Him
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♪ Yeah, I need Him
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[knocking on door]
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- Uh-uh, not
available right now.
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You gonna have to
come back later.
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[knocking on door]
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Not right...
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Uh-uh-uh, not right now.
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- Pastor Stinney, I
need you to hear me out.
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- Is what you're gonna
say gonna be better
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than this here sandwich, Corey?
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- Absolutely.
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I want you to let me
start a youth service
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for the kids on
Friday night, okay?
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Really get all the kids
from the community involved.
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I used to do this at my
dad's church all the time,
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and I can invite
some special guests,
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you know what I'm saying?
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Really pack the room out.
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- Is that so?
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- Yes, and all I ask
is for complete control
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with the program,
decorations, who's in there.
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You know, I'll preach.
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I can get Rodney
to do the music,
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and I'll set up a live stream
so you can watch from home.
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- Well, I'm not
opposed to more church.
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Tell you what,
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I'll let everybody
know that we'll have
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youth service on Friday.
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- So that's a yes.
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- That's a yes.
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- Thank you.
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[Corey laughs]
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Enjoy that sandwich, man.
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Don't bite me.
- Uh-huh.
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[laid back music]
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- This couldn't have on it...
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Dang, no.
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- Hey, baby.
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Yeah, I had to facilitate
my first funeral last week.
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It was crazy.
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I had to set up a food
train for the family,
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make sure they
were squared away.
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Look, being a pastor
is more than I thought,
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but I'm up to the task,
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and I got my own youth service
just like we had back home.
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You know, I'm really putting
my stamp on the church my way,
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and I want you to be there
for the first service.
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Got enough miles to
make sure your ticket's
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squared away and free.
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- I'll pack my bags right now.
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I can't wait for you to tell me
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all about it when I get there.
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I'm proud of you.
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Love you.
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- I love you too babe.
I'll see you soon.
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- Yo man, you was
blowing up my phone
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like it was a
robbery in progress.
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Grandma okay? What's going on?
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- Grandma's fine.
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Look, I got Stinney to give me
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my own youth
service this Friday.
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- Hey, see, I told you this
all was gonna work out.
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You know, you was too busy
doing all that complaining.
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I thought I was on an
episode of "16 and Pregnant."
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And so, you know,
this means I gotta do
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praise and worship, right?
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- Oh, you already know.
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- Cool. So what's the plan?
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We know zero youth here.
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- Okay, we know Jojo.
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Okay, hit him up, make
sure he got some friends.
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And then I'll hit
up Tobe Nwigwe,
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see if he'll come
out here and perform.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Give a free concert
for the kids.
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You still got that shoe plug?
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- Sure.
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- Okay, so hit him up. See if
they'll donate a free pair.
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All right?
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Tell him Tobe's coming and
that we'll put their logo up
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during the entire
performance on the screen.
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Okay? And when we
donate the pair,
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we'll shout 'em out.
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- I don't know, bro.
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I feel some kind of way
about you bribing the kids
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with the Jordans for Jesus.
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- Look, all we need to do
is get 'em in the door.
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Once I get 'em in the door,
I'm gonna make sure it's lit.
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- Oh, look at you,
talking young already.
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"I'm gonna make sure it's lit."
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Look, so do I gotta wear
that choir robe thing
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they over there?
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- That's just the thing.
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He said we can do
whatever we want.
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[laid back music]
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Okay, so first I need to
hit up Tobe, then Jojo,
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and then get ready for
Keisha to get here.
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- Is it you just don't
want to tell her the truth
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about this whole thing?
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- I thought about that.
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I was on the phone
with her earlier,
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and I almost told her.
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- So keeping up a lie is
better than telling the truth?
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- I mean, is it really a
lie if she never finds out?
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- Like you-you-you
really asking me that?
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'Cause the answer's
obviously yes.
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Brother, more you lying
about being a pastor.
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You going to Hell.
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- Oh well, no time
to go back now.
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Let me get to work.
[computer chimes]
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- Yeah, you going
to get to Hell.
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- What's going down?
- My guy. What's up?
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- I need a favor.
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- I was always told to be weary
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when niggas start
asking for favors.
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What's going down?
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- Okay, I just came to Lubbock
and took over this church
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and we're having our first
youth service this Friday.
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I need you to pull up,
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'cause if you pull up we
can pack this church out.
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- Dawg, I promise you,
if it was not you asking,
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it'll be an automatic Hell no.
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But I'm gonna check with Fat,
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'cause we supposed to
be in Seattle on Sunday,
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but we should be good.
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But one song, we in
and out like a robbery,
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and only for you.
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- And we ain't got the
money to pay you though.
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- Shut up.
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- Don't tell no,
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don't make no announcements
that we coming.
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None of that stuff.
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I'm coming for you
and you only, G.
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- Hey, I appreciate you.
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So I'm gonna close
the service out,
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and you do your thing, and
then I'm gonna do mine.
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- All right?
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- All right, bet.
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All right, now all I gotta do
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is hit Jojo up and we'll be set.
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[laid back music]
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- So this is your first
youth service, you said?
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- Yep.
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- What's the plan for the kids?
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- I got Tobe coming.
He's gonna close it out.
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I got Rodney, gonna open
up with praise and worship,
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and of course I'm
gonna do my thing.
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- Okay, well Friday
you can do your thing.
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But tonight can you do me?
- Oh!
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- Oh, you just gonna try
to sleep with a new pastor?
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- Let's just say I
want a little appetizer
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before our wedding night.
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- Mm.
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Hold on, hold on, hold on.
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Don't, don't this feel weird?
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It's like my grandma's house,
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and she could come
in at any second,
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and it's like, oh,
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oh, your booty.
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Oh, I just love a
good supple booty.
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I thank God for Black women.
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Thank you Father.
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But listen, oh geez,
we're so close.
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You know it's almost
our wedding day.
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We're doing so well. Right?
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We-we failed all them
times, but we can do this.
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Okay, we are so close. We
are almost there, okay?
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Okay? We can do this.
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- No, I'm trying to do this.
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- Oh, girl. Oh, hey
Father God, we bless you.
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Okay, okay, just a little bit.
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We should stop.
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Oh, Father God,
make a wave escape,
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and chose for the
better of this house.
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Joseph, okay, it goes, listen
babe, babe, babe, babe.
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Okay, I wanna do this, I do,
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but we don't got no protection.
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We can't even see
Him responsibly.
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Oh, thank you Jesus.
Thank you Lord.
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Girl, who are you?
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- It's just,
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it's just something
about you being a pastor
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just does something to me.
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How about we repent afterwards?
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- Okay, just the tip.
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- Okay. You better hurry up.
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- What? What? What
y'all doing in here?
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Smell like [sniffs]
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pre-sex up in here.
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Now Corey, you go
get on the bunk bed,
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or you come and sleep with me.
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- Trying to get me kicked out?
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- I'm sorry.
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I'll just read "Song of Solomon"
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and talk about the
garden and the rose.
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I think I brought my rose.
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- Rose? What's the rose?
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That's it. Let's go.
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Let's go! You in here
like two rabbits.
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Come on, get outta here.
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- Okay, Grandma.
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[phone vibrates]
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[Corey sighs]
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[Corey hits wall]
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[keyboard types]
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[footsteps fall]
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[Corey screams]
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[soulful music]
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- Hey babe, I'm sorry
I couldn't be there,
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but you know, after what
happened the other night
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and your grandmother
busting in on us,
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I thought I should take
her out for a mani and pedi
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to kind of smooth things over.
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- Oh, I'm sure it will.
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By the way, Jojo just pulled up.
255
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Let me introduce you.
256
00:08:38,034 --> 00:08:38,965
- Hello. How you doing?
257
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I'm Jojo.
- Hi, Jojo.
258
00:08:39,758 --> 00:08:40,586
This is Bernard.
259
00:08:40,586 --> 00:08:41,862
- What's up?
- Hey.
260
00:08:41,862 --> 00:08:43,689
- Bernard? You ain't got
no nickname or nothing?
261
00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:45,931
You just go by Bernard? Wow.
262
00:08:47,206 --> 00:08:49,103
- I was named after
my grandfather.
263
00:08:49,103 --> 00:08:50,931
- Oh, you mean
great-grandfather.
264
00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:52,241
- Oh yeah. Rodney's gonna
lead praise and worship.
265
00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:53,689
- Hey, what's up? You sing?
266
00:08:53,689 --> 00:08:56,551
[Bernard vocalizes]
267
00:08:56,551 --> 00:08:57,965
- How you know he sing?
268
00:08:57,965 --> 00:09:00,965
- A man named after his
great-great-great grandfather?
269
00:09:00,965 --> 00:09:02,310
Yeah, he could sing.
270
00:09:02,310 --> 00:09:04,103
- He does. Listen guys,
this is what I'm thinking.
271
00:09:04,103 --> 00:09:05,655
We can set up the live stream.
272
00:09:05,655 --> 00:09:07,103
We'll have a cash app
link at the bottom,
273
00:09:07,103 --> 00:09:08,827
and then a QR code
274
00:09:08,827 --> 00:09:10,931
so people can see it on their
phone and donate that way.
275
00:09:10,931 --> 00:09:13,068
That way the church
gets donations twice.
276
00:09:13,068 --> 00:09:14,931
- Ai yo, how about you
come over and help me out?
277
00:09:14,931 --> 00:09:16,793
I'm actually trying
some music out now.
278
00:09:16,793 --> 00:09:17,689
- All right.
279
00:09:18,689 --> 00:09:20,689
- Babe, this is so amazing.
280
00:09:20,689 --> 00:09:23,172
Like you are really the
pastor of your own church.
281
00:09:23,172 --> 00:09:25,034
That makes me first lady.
282
00:09:25,034 --> 00:09:26,275
- That's right.
283
00:09:26,275 --> 00:09:27,758
He the pastor of the church.
284
00:09:27,758 --> 00:09:29,965
Outta everyone, they chose him.
285
00:09:29,965 --> 00:09:31,137
[Corey laughs]
286
00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:32,862
- All right, baby,
let me let you go
287
00:09:32,862 --> 00:09:34,379
so I can give this all
squared away, okay?
288
00:09:34,379 --> 00:09:35,689
- Okay. Bye.
289
00:09:35,689 --> 00:09:37,344
- All right. [kisses]
290
00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:38,655
- All right, listen.
291
00:09:38,655 --> 00:09:40,689
So since you got
this old man name,
292
00:09:40,689 --> 00:09:42,034
you know "Pass Me Not?"
293
00:09:42,034 --> 00:09:43,241
- Yeah, yeah.
294
00:09:43,241 --> 00:09:44,379
- Let me hear what you got.
295
00:09:44,379 --> 00:09:48,068
♪ Pass me not, oh,
gentle savior ♪
296
00:09:49,034 --> 00:09:51,172
- What is going on here?
297
00:09:51,172 --> 00:09:52,793
What is going on here?
298
00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:53,931
Why are all these
kids running around
299
00:09:53,931 --> 00:09:55,379
and playing in the sanctuary?
300
00:09:55,379 --> 00:09:57,137
Hey, young man!
301
00:09:57,137 --> 00:09:58,758
Uh-uh. Y'all got
to get outta here.
302
00:09:58,758 --> 00:10:00,896
Y'all got to get
outta here right now.
303
00:10:00,896 --> 00:10:03,241
- Well, I thought this
was gonna be cool.
304
00:10:03,241 --> 00:10:04,068
Let's go.
305
00:10:04,068 --> 00:10:05,724
- Hold on, Jojo.
306
00:10:05,724 --> 00:10:07,379
Listen, Mother Jean,
with all due respect,
307
00:10:07,379 --> 00:10:10,034
I don't answer to you,
and neither do these kids.
308
00:10:10,034 --> 00:10:11,206
I already talked
to Pastor Stinney
309
00:10:11,206 --> 00:10:13,103
and he cleared this
whole thing, okay?
310
00:10:13,103 --> 00:10:16,620
So the only one outta
line here is you.
311
00:10:16,620 --> 00:10:19,000
Jojo, y'all, y'all stay okay?
312
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,724
'Cause without y'all, we
don't have no service.
313
00:10:20,724 --> 00:10:22,068
- Let me tell you something.
314
00:10:22,068 --> 00:10:24,310
I know Pastor Stinney did
not approve this mess.
315
00:10:24,310 --> 00:10:25,724
I know he didn't.
316
00:10:25,724 --> 00:10:28,862
I'm going to talk
to him right now.
317
00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:29,586
Right now.
318
00:10:31,896 --> 00:10:33,034
- Hey man, somebody
gotta get her.
319
00:10:33,034 --> 00:10:34,034
- I'm trying.
320
00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,620
- Somebody gotta
get on her, bro.
321
00:10:35,620 --> 00:10:38,206
[upbeat music]
322
00:10:39,724 --> 00:10:41,827
- So babe, where is Tobe?
323
00:10:44,655 --> 00:10:45,724
- About that.
324
00:10:46,655 --> 00:10:48,689
- Babe, where is Tobe?
325
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,758
- He had to cancel last minute.
326
00:10:50,758 --> 00:10:51,965
- He what?
327
00:10:51,965 --> 00:10:54,655
- His kid got sick,
so he canceled.
328
00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:57,206
- So what are you gonna do now?
329
00:10:58,137 --> 00:11:00,413
- I got a Tobe impersonator.
330
00:11:02,034 --> 00:11:05,931
- You got a Tobe Nwigwe
impersonator in Lubbock, Texas?
331
00:11:06,965 --> 00:11:08,310
- And Fat.
332
00:11:08,310 --> 00:11:12,068
- Ladies and gentlemen,
saints and ain'ts,
333
00:11:12,068 --> 00:11:14,310
the man y'all came to see.
334
00:11:14,310 --> 00:11:16,793
You know him, you love him,
335
00:11:16,793 --> 00:11:20,137
and you got to be seeing
green, Tobe Nwigwe!
336
00:11:21,241 --> 00:11:22,413
- Yeah? Yeah.
337
00:11:23,931 --> 00:11:26,931
♪ Look dawg, I'm extra unique
338
00:11:26,931 --> 00:11:28,793
♪ My whole aura scream talent
339
00:11:28,793 --> 00:11:30,724
♪ I been listenin' to Fela,
Griselda, and Marvin Winans ♪
340
00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,000
♪ Just to make
sure I'm balanced ♪
341
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,241
♪ I'm from the West, yuh
342
00:11:34,241 --> 00:11:35,413
♪ Half of my
partners is savage ♪
343
00:11:35,413 --> 00:11:37,172
♪ The other half
made it out the mud ♪
344
00:11:37,172 --> 00:11:39,689
♪ But the taste of sludge
didn't alter they palate, uh ♪
345
00:11:39,689 --> 00:11:43,000
♪ I'm a dog, I'm a beast
and yo' father figure ♪
346
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:46,931
♪ That li'l P365 was
just Fat starter pistol ♪
347
00:11:46,931 --> 00:11:48,310
♪ She got a Scorpion too
348
00:11:48,310 --> 00:11:50,275
♪ And it'll sting you
just like a scorpion do ♪
349
00:11:50,275 --> 00:11:51,310
♪ If a demon get gregarious
350
00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:54,068
♪ My li'l Harriet don't
do what accordions do ♪
351
00:11:54,068 --> 00:11:55,689
♪ Ooh, that means fold
352
00:11:55,689 --> 00:11:57,241
♪ I was told by the G's of old
353
00:11:57,241 --> 00:11:59,137
♪ What they say
354
00:11:59,137 --> 00:12:01,206
♪ Keep yo' lady close, make
sure she can work a pole ♪
355
00:12:01,206 --> 00:12:02,931
♪ Okay
356
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:03,379
♪ But they weren't
referring to strippers ♪
357
00:12:03,379 --> 00:12:04,827
♪ Hell no
358
00:12:04,827 --> 00:12:06,310
♪ I'm still bald face
with the clippers ♪
359
00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:07,793
♪ I done been blessed with
a woman that pray heavy ♪
360
00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:09,448
♪ But turn a freak
on the liquor, uh ♪
361
00:12:09,448 --> 00:12:11,275
♪ She keep the devil off
me like the Cherubim ♪
362
00:12:11,275 --> 00:12:12,931
♪ She make it clear to hoes
that we ain't sharing him ♪
363
00:12:12,931 --> 00:12:14,862
♪ I push the yukoneezy
like a chariot ♪
364
00:12:14,862 --> 00:12:16,344
♪ DK a legend, hey,
we had to bury him ♪
365
00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:18,379
♪ Uh, yeah
366
00:12:18,379 --> 00:12:20,103
♪ But that's how it
be in the jungle ♪
367
00:12:20,103 --> 00:12:21,758
♪ I grew up around
wildlings and mongrels ♪
368
00:12:21,758 --> 00:12:25,103
♪ Ready to slump you,
murk you or jump you, uh ♪
369
00:12:25,103 --> 00:12:27,379
♪ Yuh, I rock the
slides to be humble ♪
370
00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:29,793
♪ I told my baby girl she
gon' have more in her head ♪
371
00:12:29,793 --> 00:12:31,068
♪ Than just product
and bundles ♪
372
00:12:31,068 --> 00:12:33,068
♪ They say I'm
rappin' with hunger ♪
373
00:12:33,068 --> 00:12:34,793
♪ I tell 'em, hell
naw, I'm eating ♪
374
00:12:34,793 --> 00:12:36,275
♪ If you book me for a show
375
00:12:36,275 --> 00:12:38,379
♪ And I can't bring my wife
and my babies, I'm leavin' ♪
376
00:12:38,379 --> 00:12:40,517
♪ Big daddy energy speakin'
377
00:12:40,517 --> 00:12:42,241
♪ I keep the enemy tweakin'
378
00:12:42,241 --> 00:12:44,103
♪ I could go "huh"
all on the track ♪
379
00:12:44,103 --> 00:12:45,793
♪ And they'll say I'm the
hardest one breathin' ♪
380
00:12:45,793 --> 00:12:47,448
♪ I am a beacon for heathens
381
00:12:47,448 --> 00:12:49,482
♪ Me and my hood got cohesion
382
00:12:49,482 --> 00:12:51,482
♪ It taught me keep
a li'l .38 special ♪
383
00:12:51,482 --> 00:12:53,206
♪ They bless you when
ain't no one sneezin' ♪
384
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,241
♪ Ahhh
385
00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,034
♪ This hoe fye, fye
386
00:12:57,034 --> 00:12:58,896
♪ If you Black, we in sync
387
00:12:58,896 --> 00:13:00,344
♪ Bye, bye, bye
388
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:04,103
♪ West, that's my side
389
00:13:04,103 --> 00:13:07,896
♪ Throw it up and I'ma
put it down until I die ♪
390
00:13:07,896 --> 00:13:10,000
♪ Ah
391
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,068
♪ This hoe fye, fye
392
00:13:12,068 --> 00:13:13,517
♪ If you Black, we in sync
393
00:13:13,517 --> 00:13:15,275
♪ Bye, bye, bye
394
00:13:15,275 --> 00:13:19,068
♪ West, that's my side
395
00:13:19,068 --> 00:13:22,586
♪ Throw it up and I'ma
put it down until I die ♪
396
00:13:22,586 --> 00:13:24,931
♪ Oh God, I'm extra petite
397
00:13:24,931 --> 00:13:27,068
♪ But the hood call me Fat
398
00:13:27,068 --> 00:13:27,827
- Shit.
399
00:13:28,827 --> 00:13:30,034
♪ I keep peace for the scrap
400
00:13:30,034 --> 00:13:33,206
No.
- This, this is kinda bad.
401
00:13:33,206 --> 00:13:34,482
- It's gonna be fine.
It's gonna be fine.
402
00:13:34,482 --> 00:13:35,310
♪ I was raised in Grand Rapids
403
00:13:35,310 --> 00:13:36,137
♪ My pops was inactive
404
00:13:36,137 --> 00:13:37,206
It's not gonna be fine.
405
00:13:37,206 --> 00:13:38,379
- I mean, look, I'll support you
406
00:13:38,379 --> 00:13:39,862
no matter what you do,
407
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:40,965
♪ I'm Black in America
408
00:13:40,965 --> 00:13:44,034
so let's, let's
work it out, okay?
409
00:13:44,034 --> 00:13:45,413
You got this,
410
00:13:45,413 --> 00:13:46,344
kinda.
411
00:13:48,551 --> 00:13:50,206
- It's not that bad, is it?
412
00:13:50,206 --> 00:13:53,000
♪ School of hard knocks the
only thing I applied to ♪
413
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,482
♪ And I got admitted,
I ain't kiddin' ♪
414
00:13:54,482 --> 00:13:56,172
♪ Ain't it glorious
♪ Yeah, yuh
415
00:13:56,172 --> 00:13:59,137
♪ I feel like Diddy, Tobe
Biggie, we notorious, yuh ♪
416
00:13:59,137 --> 00:14:00,655
♪ Yeah, yuh
417
00:14:00,655 --> 00:14:01,931
♪ But it's so much more to
us, might get a Grammy ♪
418
00:14:01,931 --> 00:14:03,310
- It is that bad.
- It's-
419
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:05,137
- Babe, he's being sarcastic.
420
00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:06,379
- Nothing ever happens to him.
421
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:07,517
- I know.
422
00:14:07,517 --> 00:14:08,896
- The bad stuff always to me.
423
00:14:08,896 --> 00:14:11,310
- I wish it happened to him.
424
00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:14,172
♪ If you breed and don't care
for yo' seed, what is you ♪
425
00:14:14,172 --> 00:14:15,137
Oh, I got it.
426
00:14:16,448 --> 00:14:17,931
I got something.
427
00:14:17,931 --> 00:14:19,241
I got something, okay?
428
00:14:19,241 --> 00:14:20,000
- Okay.
429
00:14:22,379 --> 00:14:25,448
♪ Ariana ain't the only
one that do it grande ♪
430
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:29,482
♪ Knew I'd be his fiancee when
he was broke on Causeway, yuh ♪
431
00:14:29,482 --> 00:14:32,965
♪ And, and, and, he ain't
even hit his peak like Dante ♪
432
00:14:32,965 --> 00:14:35,000
♪ And I ain't Kim
♪ What's that mean
433
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,344
♪ Tobe can't never go Kanye
434
00:14:36,344 --> 00:14:38,620
♪ Ahhh
435
00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:40,586
♪ This hoe fye, fye
436
00:14:40,586 --> 00:14:42,310
♪ If you Black, we in sync
437
00:14:42,310 --> 00:14:43,931
♪ Bye, bye, bye
438
00:14:43,931 --> 00:14:47,620
♪ West, that's my side
439
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:51,206
♪ Throw it up and I'ma
put it down until I die ♪
440
00:14:51,206 --> 00:14:53,379
♪ Ah
441
00:14:53,379 --> 00:14:55,344
♪ This hoe fye, fye
442
00:14:55,344 --> 00:14:57,034
♪ If you Black, we in sync
443
00:14:57,034 --> 00:14:58,586
♪ Bye, bye, bye
444
00:14:58,586 --> 00:15:02,379
♪ West, that's my side
445
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:06,689
♪ Throw it up and I'ma put
it down until I die, yo ♪
446
00:15:06,689 --> 00:15:07,965
♪ Stop playin'
447
00:15:07,965 --> 00:15:10,448
[crowd cheers]
448
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:16,689
- Amen. Amen.
449
00:15:18,413 --> 00:15:23,034
Amen. Now listen, we advertised
Brother Tobe all week,
450
00:15:23,034 --> 00:15:24,137
and it was our
intention to get him,
451
00:15:24,137 --> 00:15:25,482
but what do we get?
452
00:15:25,482 --> 00:15:27,241
- A mess.
453
00:15:27,241 --> 00:15:29,620
- A mess is right, Mother Jean.
454
00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:31,551
Now a mess is what you get
455
00:15:31,551 --> 00:15:34,275
when you are acting like
something you're not.
456
00:15:34,275 --> 00:15:37,379
Amen. See, David was
ready to fight Goliath
457
00:15:37,379 --> 00:15:41,206
and Saul said, "Here take my
armor and go out and fight."
458
00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:44,034
But David knew that he
couldn't be somebody else
459
00:15:44,034 --> 00:15:47,275
when God called him to be
who God called him to be.
460
00:15:47,275 --> 00:15:50,586
See, David dressed
as Saul isn't Saul,
461
00:15:50,586 --> 00:15:53,068
it's just David in
somebody else's clothes.
462
00:15:53,068 --> 00:15:55,517
Just like these young man and
woman dressed in mint green
463
00:15:55,517 --> 00:15:57,379
don't make 'em Tobe.
464
00:15:57,379 --> 00:16:01,034
You wearing somebody else's
stuff don't make you them,
465
00:16:01,034 --> 00:16:02,689
and you don't need to be them.
466
00:16:02,689 --> 00:16:05,034
God needs you to be who you are.
467
00:16:05,034 --> 00:16:09,482
See, David slayed Goliath
with five smooth stones,
468
00:16:09,482 --> 00:16:11,206
because he was anointed
469
00:16:11,206 --> 00:16:14,034
and he was comfortable
in who he was.
470
00:16:14,034 --> 00:16:16,793
And just like that, our
next young man is anointed
471
00:16:16,793 --> 00:16:18,275
and comfortable in who he is.
472
00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:20,724
Y'all put your hands
together for Bernard.
473
00:16:20,724 --> 00:16:23,413
[crowd cheers]
474
00:16:26,379 --> 00:16:27,413
- You did it.
475
00:16:27,413 --> 00:16:28,655
- See, I told you.
476
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:29,758
- All right, you worked
that word in there.
477
00:16:29,758 --> 00:16:31,620
- Now look. Now look.
478
00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:35,655
See y'all didn't believe,
I know you didn't believe.
479
00:16:35,655 --> 00:16:38,379
♪ My God, get a truth
gauge showing now ♪
480
00:16:38,379 --> 00:16:41,551
♪ Can't promise you
never took a loss ♪
481
00:16:41,551 --> 00:16:44,241
♪ If I'ma tell you, I
gotta tell you now ♪
482
00:16:44,241 --> 00:16:46,689
♪ Wait a second, let
me pray to my God ♪
483
00:16:46,689 --> 00:16:49,172
♪ When the true
breaks, let it out ♪
484
00:16:49,172 --> 00:16:51,482
♪ You became,
never took a loss ♪
485
00:16:51,482 --> 00:16:53,793
♪ And if I'ma tell you,
I gotta tell it all ♪
486
00:16:53,793 --> 00:16:56,241
♪ Hold on, wait a second,
let me pray to my ♪
487
00:16:56,241 --> 00:16:57,172
♪ I love my God, He keeps me-
488
00:16:57,172 --> 00:16:58,103
- Oh, this guy's good.
489
00:16:58,103 --> 00:16:59,379
- Yeah, low key, I'm surprised
490
00:16:59,379 --> 00:17:00,586
he's just a rapper with
a fully produced song
491
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:01,724
in his back pocket
for this show.
492
00:17:01,724 --> 00:17:02,758
- That's crazy.
493
00:17:02,758 --> 00:17:04,172
♪ Feeling low key
494
00:17:04,172 --> 00:17:04,896
♪ And I know they're
rocking with me ♪
495
00:17:04,896 --> 00:17:08,448
♪ With His hands on me, oh
496
00:17:08,448 --> 00:17:09,862
- Right, I'll see
to you, Fuller.
497
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:10,689
- Always good to see you.
498
00:17:10,689 --> 00:17:12,586
- Good to see you. Okay.
499
00:17:12,586 --> 00:17:14,068
Record.
500
00:17:14,068 --> 00:17:14,896
- Can I talk to
you for a second?
501
00:17:14,896 --> 00:17:15,689
- Of course, Pastor Stinney.
502
00:17:15,689 --> 00:17:17,172
- I can't thank you enough.
503
00:17:17,172 --> 00:17:19,068
I watched the whole
service online.
504
00:17:19,068 --> 00:17:23,103
I was amazed from the
camera to the performances.
505
00:17:23,103 --> 00:17:24,724
I don't think I've
ever met anyone
506
00:17:24,724 --> 00:17:28,206
within the first few weeks
who helped me out so much.
507
00:17:28,206 --> 00:17:29,758
- Well, I told you,
Pastor Stinney, I do this.
508
00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:31,620
I've been to seminary,
509
00:17:31,620 --> 00:17:32,827
I help my dad's church out,
preach all over the country.
510
00:17:32,827 --> 00:17:35,620
The only thing I haven't done
is to have my own church.
511
00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:38,310
- Oh, so you haven't
had your own church?
512
00:17:38,310 --> 00:17:40,517
- No, not yet. But I
feel like I'm ready.
513
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:43,655
You know, God's been
preparing me and placing me
514
00:17:43,655 --> 00:17:46,068
and as soon as He tells me,
I'll be ready to have my own.
515
00:17:46,068 --> 00:17:47,172
- Well, I still don't think
516
00:17:47,172 --> 00:17:48,482
that you're fit
to be pastor here.
517
00:17:48,482 --> 00:17:50,241
You had fun on today,
518
00:17:50,241 --> 00:17:52,586
but Pastor Stinney will
be preaching on Sunday.
519
00:17:52,586 --> 00:17:54,137
Right?
520
00:17:54,137 --> 00:17:56,241
Right, Pastor?
521
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:58,862
- I just wanted to come to tell
you thank you face to face.
522
00:17:58,862 --> 00:18:01,310
Thank you for the youth service.
523
00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:04,827
We raised more money
than we thought we would.
524
00:18:04,827 --> 00:18:06,551
- Wow. Are you serious?
525
00:18:06,551 --> 00:18:09,655
- Yes. The link you helped
set up helped us out.
526
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:12,206
We had people watching from
two different countries.
527
00:18:12,206 --> 00:18:14,241
I believe it was
Canada and Hawaii.
528
00:18:14,241 --> 00:18:15,724
- Nice.
529
00:18:15,724 --> 00:18:19,448
- Now I can't wait to hear
you speak at the offering.
530
00:18:19,448 --> 00:18:21,137
- I will be there,
531
00:18:21,137 --> 00:18:23,655
but I got a message in my
pocket for this Sunday morning,
532
00:18:23,655 --> 00:18:25,275
and you know I can run
the whole service for you
533
00:18:25,275 --> 00:18:27,241
if you need me to.
534
00:18:27,241 --> 00:18:28,758
- No, no thank you.
That'll be fine.
535
00:18:28,758 --> 00:18:29,689
Thank you. Thank you much.
536
00:18:29,689 --> 00:18:30,827
- All right.
- All right.
537
00:18:30,827 --> 00:18:31,862
Y'all-y'all be blessed.
- Mother Jean.
538
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,172
Okay.
- Mother Jean.
539
00:18:33,172 --> 00:18:34,275
Good to see you Mother
Jean, as always.
540
00:18:34,275 --> 00:18:35,413
You look amazing.
- Mother Jean.
541
00:18:35,413 --> 00:18:38,482
Y'all be blessed.
Y'all get home safe.
542
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,586
Oh, hey babe, did you
enjoy the service?
543
00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:43,275
- I'm gonna head back home now.
544
00:18:43,275 --> 00:18:44,310
- Why? What's wrong?
545
00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:45,724
- Because you lied, Corey.
546
00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:47,517
- How?
547
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:48,655
- You are not the pastor
here. This is not your church.
548
00:18:48,655 --> 00:18:50,517
That is a lie.
549
00:18:50,517 --> 00:18:51,586
- Keisha, listen-
550
00:18:51,586 --> 00:18:52,689
- No, just stop.
551
00:18:52,689 --> 00:18:54,793
- Keisha! It's not
what you think.
552
00:18:54,793 --> 00:18:56,172
- Then what is it?
553
00:18:57,689 --> 00:18:58,586
- Well, it's what you think,
554
00:18:58,586 --> 00:18:59,758
but it's not what you think.
555
00:18:59,758 --> 00:19:00,931
[Corey stammers]
556
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:01,724
[Keisha imitates stammering]
557
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,206
- Stop! I'm going home.
558
00:19:03,206 --> 00:19:04,793
- Keisha! Oh my God.
559
00:19:05,758 --> 00:19:08,206
[solemn music]
560
00:19:15,793 --> 00:19:19,310
[solemn music continues]
561
00:19:25,724 --> 00:19:29,206
[solemn music continues]
562
00:19:35,793 --> 00:19:39,275
[solemn music continues]
563
00:19:45,241 --> 00:19:49,241
[solemn music concludes]
564
00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:53,841
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