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Ah. Good morning.
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Morning. Hey, what do we think
about this for Kemi's wedding?
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Caesar's Palace, top floor.
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And if we tell 'em it's our anniversary,
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- we get a fruit plate.
- Mm.
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I do like free fruit.
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Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
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We cannot have a better room
than Kemi on her wedding day.
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If she finds out, she will be furious.
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Here's an idea. Don't tell her.
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She will ask for a
complimentary room upgrade,
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they will say it is taken,
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she will come up to the room
to pester the occupants,
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she will find out that
we are the occupants,
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and we will be dead to her.
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Right, she would do that.
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I'm just excited to
have a weekend getaway
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with you in Sin City...
drinking, dancing.
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Sinning.
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I will need to stay focused.
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When it is time for my
maid of honor speech,
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I cannot be drunk on minibar booze.
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On what?
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Minibar booze.
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Bubbles?
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Bar booze.
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I'm not gonna get it.
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Just let me hear your speech.
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Oh. Okay. [CLEARS THROAT]
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Oluwakemi Adeyemi, this is your wedding.
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You are a mother, you are a grandmother.
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You are a friend.
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You are my friend.
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So far, we're not gonna get
dinged by the fact checkers.
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[LAUGHS]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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You have three children,
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five grandchildren.
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Two of them are boys.
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Three of them are girls.
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So?
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Maybe you should drink.
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["IFANLA" BY SOLA AKINGBOLA PLAYING]
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This stew is delicious, Mummy.
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Thank you. Kemi, help yourself to more.
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You are looking older
and frailer than usual.
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[LAUGHS]
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Do not tempt a bride.
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I am shredding for the wedding.
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And I am keeping it
tight for the big night.
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[LAUGHS]
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Do not tempt me.
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[BOTH MAKE KISSING NOISES]
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Yuck.
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Sorry, Mummy.
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We are just two crazy kids in love.
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You are a kid. She is crazy.
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You are such a joy to have around.
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It's too bad that after we are married,
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we will never see you again.
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Did you not talk to her?
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Of course we have discussed
you living with us.
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We have, and with any luck,
by the time that happens,
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I'll be dead.
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From your lips to God's ear.
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I'm sure my son will not be comfortable
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with his mother living alone.
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I do worry about her well-being.
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Oh, she's as healthy as a horse.
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She could pull a chuck
wagon with those teeth.
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My strong smile does come from you.
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Fine. I just hope
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this conversation doesn't haunt you
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when I am eating here alone
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[VOICE BREAKING]:
and choke to death on a fishbone.
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We cannot let that happen.
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Before we move out,
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I will teach you how to
properly debone a fish.
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It's booked! Hey, when we get to Vegas,
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I'm treating you both to
Thunder from Down Under.
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[GLORIA LAUGHS]
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Are you sure Chukwuemeka
will be comfortable
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with you going to something like that?
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Oh. I've never thought about that.
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And I have no intention
of ever thinking about it.
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This is married life.
You're gonna have to get used
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to checking in with each other.
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I got the hall pass from Lester.
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Oh, so you are going to be sleeping
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with one of the Thunder Men.
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No, but I'm gonna be
stuffing some dollars
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down some banana hammocks.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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I will be telling Bob. And I think
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you should tell Chukwuemeka.
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Ugh. In my first marriage,
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my husband controlled my every move.
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He even picked out my outfits.
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- Oh, that's terrible.
- I know.
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They were never revealing enough.
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The top half of my breasts
did not see the sun till 2006.
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Do not let your first
husband impact your life
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with Chukwuemeka.
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A healthy marriage is a partnership.
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He will be my partner.
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A silent one.
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What about his mother? You know,
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Chuey wants her to move in one day,
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and she's not gonna be very quiet.
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Don't worry. Where she's going,
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I will never have to hear her.
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Now, I am worried.
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I'm talking about a nursing home.
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Oh. Sounded like you was gonna kill her.
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No, no, no.
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That is very far down
my list of options.
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To Chukwuemeka and Kemi.
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May your marriage be as smooth...
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as this whiskey.
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Hear, hear!
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This stuff's expensive. Either drink up,
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or you owe me $40.
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I do not deserve it.
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I am a bad son.
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For not living with your mom?
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Got to tell you, I'd be popping bottles.
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He says these things,
but the man is a teddy bear.
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I am not.
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He lives with two mothers.
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Why do you think I drink whiskey?
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Mummy has never been on her own.
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Never?
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Well, once I went
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to a pharmaceutical conference.
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Well, see? And nobody got hurt.
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She fell in the shower
and broke her hip.
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Oh.
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Perhaps you should get
her a shower chair.
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Once you soap and sit,
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you will never go back.
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So, you've never lived apart?
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Not even college?
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I was at home.
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It was close to school,
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and Mummy could drop me
off on her way to work.
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Your mom dropped you off at college.
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That couldn't have
helped with the ladies.
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Oh, no.
She acquired several dates for me.
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Well, maybe it is good you
are cutting the apron strings.
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You should also burn the apron.
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I'm not a mommy's boy.
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I have been taking care of
her since my father died.
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I didn't know that.
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I was nine.
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She would not eat or get
out of bed for weeks.
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That's a lot to put on a kid.
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She put nothing on me.
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I wanted to do it.
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[VOICE BREAKING]:
But you were just a boy.
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I know.
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And now her little boy's leaving her.
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Give me that.
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I'm gonna go call my mom.
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It's not zipping.
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I am sure you can let it out.
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This is how she wanted it.
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Maybe it'll zip if we sit on you.
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Works for luggage.
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Okay.
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- Breathe in.
- [INHALING DEEPLY]
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[ZIPS]
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I feel beautiful.
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[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
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I will get it.
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I will stand right here.
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- Hello, Abishola.
- Huh-uh.
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You cannot see Kemi
in her wedding dress.
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Yes, go away!
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I am ravishing!
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It is important.
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Okay, let him in.
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Let us give them a moment to talk.
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But do not look at her.
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Try not to breathe deeply.
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You will pop a seam
like a water balloon.
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So, what is so urgent?
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I have decided I cannot abandon Mummy.
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I am all she has.
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So you want me to live with a woman
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who constantly insults my cooking,
my looks, my age?
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- You do the same to her.
- That is different.
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She's old, and she cannot cook.
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Can you at least try? For me?
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What if I say "no"?
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You are not even making an effort.
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Because I don't want to.
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My marriage, my rules!
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It's my marriage, too.
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I know Mummy can be harsh.
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She's a strong woman, just like you.
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Do not compare me to that witch!
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Do not call her that!
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She's living with us, end of story.
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I will not marry a man
who will not put me first!
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And I will not marry a woman
who could be so selfish!
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- Well, then, fine!
- Fine!
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Yeah, go. Get out!
Go and cry to your mommy!
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- Bye! Oh.
- [DOOR CLOSES]
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Damn it. Olu!
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I popped!
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Cheers.
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What exactly are we celebrating?
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The fact that I am a strong,
independent woman,
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and I have no need for any useless men.
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Well, it's a good thing Abishola does.
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Cheers, everybody.
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You are going to cancel
the wedding over this?
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Good question. Yes.
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Chukwuemeka's a sweet guy
that cares about his family.
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It's admirable.
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It's sickening.
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Remind me when I'm
picking my next husband,
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he should have dead parents.
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Kemi, you cannot turn
your back on Chukwuemeka.
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I don't want to.
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Why can't he just abandon his
mother like white people do?
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Hey, I'm living with two moms.
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Okay, some white people.
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Kemi, you are being stubborn.
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I'm doing what I want for once.
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You should support me.
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Well, she does support you.
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I do not.
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All right, that's all I have.
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A real friend tells you the truth.
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Be careful.
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I can get rid of a husband
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and a best friend.
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Kemi, come on.
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I'm not being unreasonable.
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You are a good man,
you have a nice hot tub.
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You and me are fine.
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OGECHI: Chukwuemeka!
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I have tea and biscuits!
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The sweetness will wash away
the memory of that jezebel.
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No, thank you, Mummy.
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What have you got there?
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[SOFT GASP] Are we
finally going on our trip?
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No, the mother-son golden oldies cruise
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will have to wait.
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I'll be at the hotel.
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Are you meeting her?
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I'm meeting no one.
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I need a break from all of this.
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I understand.
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She is a horrible, suffocating woman.
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I will get my bag.
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No, Mummy.
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I need space from you, too.
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So you leave me alone
like an unwanted dog?
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00:11:48,185 --> 00:11:49,547
I left food in the fridge.
268
00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,814
Make sure you put water in my bowl.
269
00:11:56,076 --> 00:11:57,555
That is enough.
270
00:11:57,686 --> 00:11:59,688
I have spent my life taking care of you.
271
00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:01,908
I did not go to college
where I wanted to,
272
00:12:02,038 --> 00:12:03,474
I did not take a job where I wanted to,
273
00:12:03,605 --> 00:12:05,433
and now I am not marrying who I want to.
274
00:12:05,563 --> 00:12:07,261
I just want one night
275
00:12:07,391 --> 00:12:09,437
where your needs do not control my life.
276
00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:11,918
Eh-eh, eh-eh, do not be so dramatic.
277
00:12:12,048 --> 00:12:13,180
That will not work this time.
278
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[PANTING]
279
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Mummy.
280
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Mummy!
281
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_
282
00:12:25,801 --> 00:12:27,455
How is she?
283
00:12:27,585 --> 00:12:29,109
She had a heart attack.
284
00:12:29,239 --> 00:12:30,284
She's stable now.
285
00:12:30,414 --> 00:12:31,981
Oh, thank God.
286
00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:35,376
I shouted at her.
287
00:12:35,506 --> 00:12:36,812
How could you?
288
00:12:37,769 --> 00:12:39,249
And what did you say?
289
00:12:40,642 --> 00:12:42,513
I cannot repeat it.
290
00:12:42,644 --> 00:12:44,820
I am ashamed enough as it is.
291
00:12:44,951 --> 00:12:48,084
Oh, my love,
there is nothing to be ashamed of.
292
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You have always been a good son.
293
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OGECHI: Until tonight.
294
00:12:54,225 --> 00:12:56,527
Mummy, you are awake.
295
00:12:56,658 --> 00:12:57,833
How are you feeling?
296
00:12:57,964 --> 00:13:01,228
Alive, which means
your curse did not work.
297
00:13:01,358 --> 00:13:02,969
I am so sorry, Mummy.
298
00:13:03,099 --> 00:13:04,274
I should never have spoken to you
299
00:13:04,405 --> 00:13:06,233
in such a way.
300
00:13:06,363 --> 00:13:08,017
Oh, my darling, stop.
301
00:13:08,148 --> 00:13:10,672
If it is anybody's fault, it is mine.
302
00:13:10,802 --> 00:13:12,282
Look at that,
303
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:13,980
we finally agree on something.
304
00:13:16,591 --> 00:13:17,766
I spoke to the doctor.
305
00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:19,507
They will not need to do surgery.
306
00:13:19,637 --> 00:13:21,248
That is wonderful.
307
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:23,859
But she will not be able to
travel for several weeks,
308
00:13:23,990 --> 00:13:25,556
which means she will miss the wedding.
309
00:13:25,687 --> 00:13:26,862
[SCOFFS]
310
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:29,430
I don't even know if there's
going to be a wedding.
311
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,345
Of course there will.
312
00:13:32,388 --> 00:13:33,608
Really?
313
00:13:33,738 --> 00:13:35,136
You still want to
share your life with me
314
00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:36,785
even though I put you
through all of this?
315
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:39,527
I have the same question.
316
00:13:40,789 --> 00:13:42,573
I love you.
317
00:13:42,704 --> 00:13:44,358
I want to be your husband.
318
00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:47,665
And I want to be your wife.
319
00:13:47,796 --> 00:13:50,146
Can I have another pillow for my face?
320
00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:56,848
We will postpone the wedding
until your mother can attend.
321
00:13:56,979 --> 00:13:58,154
You would do that for Mummy?
322
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,027
Please don't make me say it again.
323
00:14:02,332 --> 00:14:03,725
If you change your date,
324
00:14:03,855 --> 00:14:05,509
you may lose your dream venue.
325
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,337
I do not care where we get married.
326
00:14:07,969 --> 00:14:09,600
You are my dream.
327
00:14:09,731 --> 00:14:10,950
And you are mine.
328
00:14:15,153 --> 00:14:17,980
_
329
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,133
["AVE MARIA" BY FRANZ SCHUBERT PLAYS]
330
00:14:23,110 --> 00:14:24,367
Thanks for doing this.
331
00:14:24,398 --> 00:14:25,877
Of course.
332
00:14:26,008 --> 00:14:27,401
You do a lot of hospital weddings?
333
00:14:27,531 --> 00:14:29,969
Mostly last rites.
334
00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,319
Makes sense.
335
00:14:33,755 --> 00:14:36,314
I've been waiting so long for this day.
336
00:14:36,383 --> 00:14:38,847
It is just how I imagined it.
337
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:40,109
Really?
338
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:51,581
- ["LET'S START" BY FELA KUTI PLAYS]
- FELA: One, two, three.
339
00:14:51,612 --> 00:14:53,601
? ?
340
00:14:53,731 --> 00:14:55,733
[FELA VOCALIZING]
341
00:14:59,389 --> 00:15:01,174
[SINGING IN YORUBA]
342
00:15:22,456 --> 00:15:24,066
? ?
343
00:15:34,468 --> 00:15:35,599
[MUSIC STOPS]
344
00:15:35,730 --> 00:15:37,340
Nice moves.
345
00:15:37,471 --> 00:15:39,168
You haven't seen anything yet.
346
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,477
The dress looks marvelous, my love.
347
00:15:43,607 --> 00:15:46,523
What can I say?
She finally stopped eating.
348
00:15:48,896 --> 00:15:51,528
We are here to witness the joining of
349
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,705
two souls, Oluwakemi Adeyemi
350
00:15:54,836 --> 00:15:57,969
and Chukwuemeka David Mborie,
351
00:15:58,100 --> 00:15:59,580
who will now exchange rings
352
00:15:59,710 --> 00:16:02,278
and read their vows.
353
00:16:05,586 --> 00:16:07,631
Kemi,
354
00:16:07,762 --> 00:16:09,503
before I found you,
355
00:16:09,633 --> 00:16:11,766
I was just a lonely pharmacist.
356
00:16:11,896 --> 00:16:14,290
But then we met,
357
00:16:14,421 --> 00:16:17,119
and you gave me a prescription for love.
358
00:16:18,773 --> 00:16:20,340
Every day
359
00:16:20,470 --> 00:16:22,951
you have refilled that prescription,
360
00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:24,735
and the only side effect
361
00:16:24,866 --> 00:16:28,609
is that my heart skips a
beat every time I see you.
362
00:16:30,437 --> 00:16:31,612
I cannot wait to spend
363
00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:34,267
the rest of my life cherishing you
364
00:16:34,397 --> 00:16:36,617
and loving you till the day I die.
365
00:16:41,535 --> 00:16:43,232
Chukwuemeka,
366
00:16:43,363 --> 00:16:46,279
I never thought I'd find love again.
367
00:16:46,409 --> 00:16:49,717
I was resigned to a
never-ending hot girl summer.
368
00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:59,596
But the first time
I opened your lab coat,
369
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:02,382
I knew I was home.
370
00:17:05,123 --> 00:17:06,776
You make me feel safe,
371
00:17:06,908 --> 00:17:09,759
you make me feel seen,
372
00:17:09,799 --> 00:17:12,261
you make me feel 20 years younger,
373
00:17:12,391 --> 00:17:14,524
which would make me 18 years old.
374
00:17:14,655 --> 00:17:15,698
[LAUGHS]
375
00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:28,189
I thank God for sending you to me.
376
00:17:33,195 --> 00:17:36,416
Well, if no one has any objections...
377
00:17:40,046 --> 00:17:43,510
...I now pronounce you husband and wife.
378
00:17:45,468 --> 00:17:46,861
[APPLAUSE]
379
00:17:51,082 --> 00:17:52,823
? ?
380
00:17:52,954 --> 00:17:53,994
[FELA VOCALIZING]
381
00:17:56,110 --> 00:17:57,951
I cannot wait for the honeymoon.
382
00:17:57,980 --> 00:18:00,222
Be respectful, I'm a married woman now.
383
00:18:02,242 --> 00:18:03,617
Oh, sorry.
384
00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:04,971
I'm just joking.
385
00:18:05,004 --> 00:18:06,012
When I get you home,
386
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:08,012
I'm going to undress you with my teeth.
387
00:18:08,143 --> 00:18:09,623
[GROWLS]
388
00:18:09,753 --> 00:18:11,494
? ?
389
00:18:17,378 --> 00:18:19,120
_
390
00:18:22,723 --> 00:18:24,115
You know, this was nice.
391
00:18:24,246 --> 00:18:25,769
Yes, it was.
392
00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:28,207
I felt bad kicking that
guy out of the chapel.
393
00:18:28,337 --> 00:18:30,383
I hope his grandpa's okay.
394
00:18:31,732 --> 00:18:32,820
You gonna give your speech?
395
00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:34,735
Mmm.
396
00:18:35,736 --> 00:18:37,216
Hold my Jell-O.
397
00:18:41,094 --> 00:18:44,048
Hello, everyone,
I'd like to say a few words.
398
00:18:44,179 --> 00:18:46,181
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
399
00:18:46,982 --> 00:18:48,531
Hello, I am speaking!
400
00:18:51,404 --> 00:18:53,232
Thank you.
401
00:18:56,647 --> 00:19:00,717
"Oluwakemi Adeyemi and I
met back in 1999.
402
00:19:01,870 --> 00:19:05,940
"It was in Lagos at a bus
stop during monsoon season.
403
00:19:06,070 --> 00:19:09,552
"The rain was coming down so hard.
404
00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:13,164
"We went to a Mr. Bigg's restaurant
405
00:19:13,295 --> 00:19:17,212
"and Kemi bought me a meat pie.
406
00:19:17,343 --> 00:19:19,301
"The pie was a little cold,
407
00:19:19,432 --> 00:19:20,781
"but thank you anyway, Kemi.
408
00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:25,133
"For the meat pie
409
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,353
"and other things you
have done since then.
410
00:19:32,836 --> 00:19:34,621
The end."
411
00:19:34,751 --> 00:19:36,927
[APPLAUSE]
412
00:19:40,627 --> 00:19:43,020
That is exactly how it happened.
413
00:19:43,151 --> 00:19:45,109
- Beautiful.
- Such a moving story.
414
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,502
Thank you, my sister.
415
00:19:46,633 --> 00:19:47,647
You are welcome.
416
00:19:48,852 --> 00:19:50,245
You know, I helped with that.
417
00:19:50,376 --> 00:19:53,988
Don't talk to me.
I missed Vegas for this.
418
00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:58,166
Are you tired?
Do you want to go back to your room?
419
00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:00,342
I am doing quite well. The champagne
420
00:20:00,473 --> 00:20:04,041
is mixing nicely with my painkillers.
421
00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:05,391
Mummy, I am not sure...
422
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,044
Oh, shut up, husband.
423
00:20:07,175 --> 00:20:09,003
Let her have her fun.
424
00:20:10,613 --> 00:20:12,172
I was thinking,
425
00:20:12,231 --> 00:20:14,965
it is only fair that,
as husband and wife,
426
00:20:15,096 --> 00:20:17,838
you enjoy your home to yourselves.
427
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:19,525
Really?
428
00:20:19,535 --> 00:20:21,755
I can manage on my own.
429
00:20:21,885 --> 00:20:23,322
Thank you, Mummy.
430
00:20:23,452 --> 00:20:24,932
What is wrong with you?
431
00:20:25,062 --> 00:20:27,195
We cannot accept that.
She is your mother.
432
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:29,023
You will come and live with us.
433
00:20:29,153 --> 00:20:30,764
Are you sure?
434
00:20:30,894 --> 00:20:32,374
You may want to give us
a few weeks, though,
435
00:20:32,505 --> 00:20:34,333
to break in our marital bed.
436
00:20:35,899 --> 00:20:37,814
And our marital kitchen counter.
437
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:40,339
Oh, and our marital dining room table.
438
00:20:41,518 --> 00:20:44,212
I want to go back to my room now.
439
00:20:45,213 --> 00:20:48,216
This is the best day of my life.
440
00:20:48,266 --> 00:20:52,816
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