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[BELLS RINGING]
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How'd it go?
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They've got a 48 to 52 male/female
ratio, which is great.
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A strong liberal arts program
and the Olin Arts Center for music.
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The usual programs abroad
are China, India...
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You're just applying.
Already you're leaving?
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It's an option, Dad. Junior year.
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What'll you study in India?
How not to get diarrhea?
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They don't require SAT scores,
but mine are high.
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Socially, I don't know.
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I heard there's a saying:
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"Bates is the world's most expensive
form of contraception."
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What kind of talk is that?
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The girls at the other
colleges put out?
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Oh, my God.
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It's pretty, huh?
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Yeah.
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Two to go. Colby up.
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Dad, how come you
didn't finish college?
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I had a semester and a half
at Seton Hall.
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Yeah, and?
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My parents
didn't stress college.
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They were working-class people.
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How come they were
anti-education?
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They weren't "anti."
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You can't lay it all off on them.
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I got into trouble
when I was a kid.
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- I heard.
- You did?
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FEMALE VOICE ON RADIO: In Waterville,
dine at the Stone House.
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Serving the freshest
Maine lobsters.
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Come see our new salad bar,
featuring a wonderful...
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[CHANGES RADIO STATIONS]
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[TURNS OFF RADIO]
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Are you in the Mafia?
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Am I in the what?
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Whatever, organized crime?
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That's crap. Who told you that?
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I've lived in the house
all my life.
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I've seen police come,
I've seen you go out at 3 a.m.
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You never seen Doc Cusamano
go out at 3 a.m. on a call?
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The Cusamano kids
ever find $50,000...
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...and a.45 while hunting
for Easter eggs?
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In the waste management business,
everybody assumes you're mobbed up.
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It's a stereotype, and it's offensive.
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You're the last person I want
to perpetuate it.
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Fine.
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There is no Mafia.
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All right, look...
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...Med, you're a grown woman.
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Almost.
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Some of my money...
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...comes from illegal gambling
and whatnot.
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How does that make you feel?
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At least you don't keep
denying it like Mom.
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Kids in school think it's neat.
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Seen The Godfather, right?
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Casino we like. Sharon Stone,
'70s clothes, pills.
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I'm not asking about those bums.
I'm asking about you.
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Sometimes I wish you were
like other dads.
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But then like, Mr. Scangarelo,
for example.
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An advertising executive
for big tobacco. Or lawyers? Ugh.
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- So many dads are full of shit.
- I'm not?
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You finally told the truth about this.
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Look, Med, part of my income
comes from legitimate businesses.
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The stock market...
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Look, Dad, please.
Don't start mealy-mouthing.
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[TURNS ON RADIO]
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How's my sweetheart?
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IRINA:
I'm so pissed, I can hardly see.
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You getting the flu?
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No. That's my cousin, Svetlana.
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The amputee?
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Two months she's only in America,
and she's already getting married.
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You knew the deal. I got two kids.
We talked about this.
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Yes, and a wife whenever you want.
What do I have in my life?
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Am I glad I called.
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Fuck you, then! Hang up!
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How are the whirlpool jets?
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Don't throw up in my face
things you buy me.
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Her prosthetic leg fell off
in a Gap store...
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...and he carries her
out like a knight...
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...in a white satin armor.
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I gotta go, my daughter's coming.
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Jesus!
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How you feeling?
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Better, actually. Fever just broke.
I miss you two.
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- How's the interviews going?
- Good, real good.
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Did she like Bates?
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Anything to get her
off of this Berkeley kick.
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What the fuck?
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Tony?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Look, I'll call you from the motel.
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[CAR STARTS]
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Meadow! Come on!
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[CAR STARTS]
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[ENGINE SQUEALS]
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- Come on, get in.
- Okay, okay, what's the rush?
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Jesus, Dad!
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What's going on?
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I think I saw an old friend.
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You know that guy?
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Maybe not. Probably not.
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Then what?
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Dad, slow down!
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[CAR HONKS]
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- Jesus, what's with you?!
- It's all right.
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DRIVER:
Fucking maniac!
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- What's going on?
- Just fooling around.
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[CHUCKLING]
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Colby! Turn!
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Colby! Turn left, it's left!
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Dad!
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That's because you're talking.
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This gets us to Colby anyhow.
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Dad, that's our motel.
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Our motel's right there.
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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- Did you know that guy?
- It wasn't him.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Bada-bing.
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Take this number down.
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Now? It's pouring.
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207-555-0185.
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Bonjour. Room service est arrivé.
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Why, thank you, kind sir.
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[THUNDER]
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What? You said poached eggs.
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You're not eating,
after all that work?
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My eyes were bigger than my stomach.
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Why don't you go over to Jason's,
play Nintendo.
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Nope, no kisses. Cooties.
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I'll be back in an hour.
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Okay.
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Oh, motherfucker.
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Motherfucking shit.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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I'm not sure, but I think
I saw Fabian Petrulio.
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- Refresh my memory.
- Before your time?
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Made guy, flipped 10 years ago.
He got busted for peddling H.
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Took out a lot of people.
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People from our outfit.
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My old man was sick. He never
recovered when he heard.
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You saw this guy?
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I'm saying I think I did,
but I'm not sure.
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Up in Maine? What the fuck?
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He was in the witness-protection
program. Then they kicked him out.
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He goes to colleges and gets paid...
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...to talk about what
a big Mafioso he was.
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Piece of shit.
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We partied, but Jackie Aprile
knew him good.
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They did time in Lewisburg.
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You know that bust
in his rec room with Sinatra?
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Febbie made it
in a prison workshop.
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That was Frank? I always
thought it was Shaquille.
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Fucker needs to practice on lips.
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I know. Anyway, run these
plates for me.
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Go ahead.
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"Maine, DX66920," call you back
tonight at 10, all right?
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MEADOW: What's wrong with the phone
in your room?
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Nothing. Just taking a walk, saw it,
figured I'd call Christopher.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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Everything okay?
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They got a leak in the roof,
all right?
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[GIGGLING]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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- Who is it?
PHIL: Father Phil.
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Just a second. Oh, Jesus.
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[THUNDER]
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- Oh, my God. Look at you!
- I hope I'm not barging in.
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No. I was watching TV.
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I was at the clothing drive.
I thought you were in Maine.
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Your Moschino peddle-pusher
suit, it flew out of there.
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Good, good, good!
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Anyway, Jean Cusamano
said you were ill.
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Yes, I was.
The flu that was going around.
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- Yipes!
- Yeah, I still have a little fever.
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I also have a confession to make, Carm.
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[CARMELA COUGHS]
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I have a jones for your baked ziti.
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I have some in the freezer.
I can reheat it.
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It's so much better that way.
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- The mozzarella gets nice and chewy.
- I like that.
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I was having some Fernet.
Would you like something?
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Some wine, if it's open.
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So how's Med and Tony's trip going?
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I should know? He doesn't have time
to talk to me for two minutes.
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Stop staring.
Why are you doing that?
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It's an exciting time.
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I can't tell you how proud I am.
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A real student at Casa Soprano.
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And she looks like a model
out of Italian Vogue.
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Italian, Italian, Italian.
Thank you.
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You're up to something.
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How'd you get so cynical?
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[KIDS LAUGHING]
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That stuff we talked about.
How's that sitting with you?
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Not like I wasn't 90% sure already.
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What about your brother?
Does he know?
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I think so.
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There was a time when Italian people
didn't have a lot of options.
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You mean like Mario Cuomo?
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Sorry.
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I put food on the table.
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My father was in it,
my uncle was in it.
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Maybe I was too lazy
to think for myself.
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Considered myself a rebel.
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Being a rebel in my family would
have been selling patio furniture.
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In college, nothing interested you?
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I barely got in.
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Well, I kind of liked history.
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Yeah?
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Napoleon, The Roman Empire.
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The Potsdam Conference,
that stuff.
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The Potsdam Conference?
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- Potsdamned if I know now.
- Oh, my God.
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I have something to tell you.
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Yeah?
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You're not?
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No. Jesus.
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A couple of weeks ago, me and some
friends, we were doing speed.
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- We did a lot for a while.
- You what?
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It was just between homework and SATs
and the general pressure of life...
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We needed something.
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- That crap'll kill you!
- I know.
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I ought to slap you.
Where'd you get it?
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If I knew I'd get a lecture,
I wouldn't have told.
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Reality check! What do you think
I'd say? Where did you get it?
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I'm not telling.
Especially after this reaction.
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Why did you tell me?
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You were honest with me today.
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I won't do it again.
It got too scary.
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Jesus, right under my nose.
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You'd think you'd know.
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No, Dad. You won't.
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Well, I'm glad you told me.
In spite of everything.
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I'm glad too. I'm glad we have
that kind of relationship.
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[FIRE CRACKLES]
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Tony hates building fires.
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We have this beautiful fireplace
with logs from when Lincoln split them.
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Fear of fire is good
to keep out of hell.
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Well, maybe there is hope for him.
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I got something for you.
It's what we were talking about.
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The chapter on Buddhism
is spectacular.
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00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,460
But I don't want you
going over to them.
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Fat chance. I could never just
sit on the floor and think of nothing.
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- Thank you.
- Sure.
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You'll see how Islam has gotten
a bad rap in current culture...
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Boy, this Chianti, though,
is beyond reproach.
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Word up.
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- Dad.
- I thought you fell in.
252
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,114
This is Carrie and Lucinda.
253
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,116
They go to Colby.
254
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,118
Why not hang out with them?
255
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:18,619
Dad.
256
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:20,955
What better way to
learn about the college?
257
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,291
Yeah, maybe.
258
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,126
No, that'd be cool.
259
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:26,627
Please excuse him.
260
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:29,422
No, really, we love
to dish the school.
261
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:33,134
- Go ahead.
- Okay.
262
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:36,679
No drinking. Girls, you see
that she sticks to Cokes.
263
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:40,308
I'll come back in an hour and a half.
Be good.
264
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:45,313
[PHONE RINGS]
265
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,151
TONY: What have you got?
- Wet shoes.
266
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:53,321
Don't want to work in the rain,
try out for the Yankees.
267
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,907
The car is registered
to Fredrick Peters...
268
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,951
...38 Washington Street,
Waterville, Maine.
269
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,329
It's off Route 201.
I looked it up.
270
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:06,000
Fredrick Peters, Fabian Petrulio.
Good match, huh?
271
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:09,837
I guess, I don't know.
T, what are you going to do?
272
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:13,800
I don't know. I got Meadow here.
273
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,301
Jesus.
274
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:18,096
CHRIS: If you want, I'll fly up
and take care of it.
275
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,306
Ah, you're a good kid.
276
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:22,892
You stay put.
Call Pussy or Paulie.
277
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,686
- They can but I can't?
- Don't be sensitive.
278
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:28,147
They had a friend die in prison
due to him.
279
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,649
I'll let them know.
280
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:32,902
I gotta do my homework
and positively I.D. this guy.
281
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:34,612
I thought it was him.
282
00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:36,906
I haven't seen him in 12 years.
283
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,660
I'll call you around midnight.
Sit tight.
284
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,836
You think I'm a schnorrer?
285
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:51,504
A who?
286
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:56,467
Yiddish. Means somebody who always
shows up in time for free grub.
287
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,761
No, you're here a lot.
288
00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:01,430
But you're a man, you like to eat.
289
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,726
I can't get over you
with that Yiddish.
290
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:10,815
My neighborhood in Yonkers was mixed
Jewish and Italian, you know?
291
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,067
A heady brew.
292
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,819
What does that mean, "heady"?
293
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:19,031
You know, melting pot. Vigor.
294
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,826
[PHONE RINGS]
295
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:26,038
Hello.
296
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,832
MELFI:
I'm calling for Tony Soprano.
297
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,500
Cajun stuffed olives?
298
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:31,043
CARMELA:
Who can I say is calling?
299
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,670
This is Dr. Melfi.
300
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,088
His nurse?
301
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:37,133
No, is this Mrs. Soprano?
302
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,343
CARMELA:
That's right, and you are?
303
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,512
Jennifer Melfi. Dr. Melfi?
304
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:44,098
Jennifer, lovely name.
305
00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:46,517
He's not home.
306
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:49,937
Could I impose on you to tell him...
307
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:54,275
...I need to reschedule Monday's
appointment? I'm down with the flu.
308
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:55,860
Does he have your number?
309
00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:57,737
Let me give it to you.
310
00:19:57,946 --> 00:20:00,448
I lost my pencil, up his ass.
311
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:02,366
I'll tell him you called.
312
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,543
Why does he have to lie?
313
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:16,339
Why couldn't he tell me
his therapist is a woman?
314
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:19,550
Maybe he did tell you,
and you didn't hear him.
315
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,471
Why wouldn't he tell me,
unless he's screwing her?
316
00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:25,890
Carmela, please.
317
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,517
I thought he was changing.
318
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:33,314
I thought therapy would help clear up
the fucking freak show in his head.
319
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:36,192
I'm sure you're wrong
about them.
320
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:39,070
Therapy is a start.
It's a good start.
321
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:42,490
But, yes, it doesn't fix the soul.
322
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:45,868
He'll need help
from other sources to repair that.
323
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:48,496
Then you talk to him!
You help him!
324
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,790
But, well, there you go.
325
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:52,917
I mean, will he listen?
326
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,505
He must be a very unhappy man.
327
00:20:57,714 --> 00:21:02,260
He's unhappy?!
Sleep is my number one... Ah, shit!
328
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:05,554
Why go into it?
329
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,938
[MAN AND WOMAN LAUGHING]
330
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:19,110
[WATER GURGLES]
331
00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:30,871
DAUGHTER: Mommy!
WIFE: Yes, bear?
332
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,291
DAUGHTER:
Would you put me to bed? I'm scared.
333
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,126
WIFE:
Sure, honey, hold on.
334
00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:38,546
PETERS: I thought she was sleeping.
WIFE: Well, she woke up.
335
00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:41,799
Daddy's gonna come too.
We'll both put you to bed.
336
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,801
- Hurry, Daddy.
PETERS: Yeah, yeah.
337
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,053
[TOY SQUEAKS]
338
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:52,935
[DOG BARKS]
339
00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:04,363
[CAR STARTS]
340
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:22,048
PHIL: These red pepper flakes
make all the difference.
341
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:23,758
Spicy.
342
00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:29,096
As good as Willem Dafoe was, I cannot
picture that Jesus looked like him.
343
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,182
Could you pass the cheese?
344
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:33,934
Not that he didn't do well...
345
00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:35,978
...but the story's confusing.
346
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,689
He gets down off the cross?
347
00:22:41,276 --> 00:22:43,444
Originally, Bobby D.
was to have that role.
348
00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:44,945
Really?
349
00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:47,114
Different picture.
350
00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:49,158
Oh, totally.
351
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:52,703
"You talking to me, Pilate?
352
00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:56,207
You must be talking to me.
I don't see nobody else here...
353
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,959
...except Barabbas, here."
354
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:01,212
You know what's remarkable?
355
00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:04,340
If you take everything Jesus
ever said, add it up...
356
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:06,634
...it amounts
to two hours of talk.
357
00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:08,052
No!
358
00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:10,805
I heard the same thing
about the Beatles.
359
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:14,642
Except if you add up all their
songs, it comes to 10 hours.
360
00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:19,772
Yes.
361
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:25,277
It wasn't just what Christ said,
it was his deeds.
362
00:23:26,029 --> 00:23:27,863
See, that's my question.
363
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:31,784
I understand what he did, but a lot
of what he said, I don't get.
364
00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:37,039
Like, "The sun rises on the just
and the unjust alike?" Why?
365
00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:39,834
Because, Christ was saying
that we're all...
366
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:42,670
Whores will go to Heaven
before the righteous?
367
00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:44,880
That's not right.
368
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:48,092
Father, we got
some major contradictions here.
369
00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:52,680
It's about love.
See it that way.
370
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:54,515
What does that mean?
371
00:23:54,808 --> 00:23:56,475
It means...
372
00:23:56,810 --> 00:24:00,688
...hopefully someday
we will learn to tolerate...
373
00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:04,066
...accept and forgive
those that are different.
374
00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:09,905
Change through love.
375
00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:20,040
Well.
376
00:24:21,501 --> 00:24:23,252
I better get going.
377
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,129
Where you going?
You just got here.
378
00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:26,881
It's getting late.
379
00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:29,133
Well, it's pouring rain out.
380
00:24:29,384 --> 00:24:32,761
I know you love the DVD player.
I got Remains of the Day.
381
00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:36,974
See, do I know you?
382
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,477
Anything with Emma Thompson.
383
00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:41,645
I didn't know you looked.
384
00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:43,147
What?
385
00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:46,859
To take in through the eyes
a beautiful woman...
386
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:51,947
...is that different than a sunset?
A Douglas fir?
387
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,492
Or any of God's handiwork?
388
00:25:05,253 --> 00:25:07,838
[BELL RINGS]
389
00:25:45,585 --> 00:25:47,795
- Hey, Fred.
- Tanky, what do you say?
390
00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:50,172
You gonna give away
homemade cheese this year?
391
00:25:50,465 --> 00:25:52,883
For what they get for cream,
I don't know.
392
00:25:53,134 --> 00:25:57,263
Tank, anybody been looking for me
or asking any questions about me?
393
00:25:57,472 --> 00:25:59,139
Big guy, New York sounding?
394
00:25:59,307 --> 00:26:00,891
Is there a problem?
395
00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:06,313
No. Dipshit hit me with his boat
while I was tubing on Caribou Lake.
396
00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:08,232
Claims it was my fault.
397
00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:11,068
If he shows up,
do you want me to call?
398
00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:14,071
Yeah, I wouldn't mind.
Do that, thanks.
399
00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:20,137
No one's asking for you, Fred.
400
00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:22,264
All right, Vitus. Thanks.
401
00:28:06,976 --> 00:28:08,227
TONY:
Hello, rat.
402
00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:48,016
Please leave me alone.
403
00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:50,644
Why won't you show me your book?
404
00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:53,313
This is my private time.
You're invading it.
405
00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:55,149
Oh, is that so?
406
00:28:55,483 --> 00:28:58,318
EMMA: I'm invading your private time?
ANTHONY: Yes.
407
00:28:59,487 --> 00:29:03,323
EMMA: What's in that book?
Come on, let me see.
408
00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:07,703
Or are you protecting me,
is that what you're doing?
409
00:29:08,788 --> 00:29:10,414
Would I be shocked?
410
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,168
Would it ruin my character?
411
00:29:17,630 --> 00:29:19,006
Let me see it.
412
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:27,139
[PRIES FINGERS]
413
00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:42,738
Father, turn it off.
I can't handle it.
414
00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:46,116
What? What is it?
415
00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:48,952
Oh, Father, I'm a terrible person.
416
00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:54,208
Oh, no. You're a wonderful woman.
417
00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:57,669
It's been building in me.
I need to get it out.
418
00:29:57,921 --> 00:29:59,630
There's so much in me, I...
419
00:30:00,548 --> 00:30:05,260
- I want to...
- Carmela, if I can help, please.
420
00:30:08,848 --> 00:30:10,265
How?
421
00:30:16,564 --> 00:30:18,690
How long since you last confessed?
422
00:30:22,153 --> 00:30:23,862
I, uh...
423
00:30:24,113 --> 00:30:25,948
If you'd like, I can do this.
424
00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:30,494
You mean here? Now?
425
00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:35,707
The whole world is God's house.
He hears and sees everything.
426
00:31:01,234 --> 00:31:04,444
Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned.
427
00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:09,533
It has been four weeks since my last
confession... What am I talking about?
428
00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:11,243
That's a lie.
429
00:31:11,452 --> 00:31:15,289
I haven't truly confessed
in 20 years.
430
00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:20,085
Go on.
431
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,963
I have forsaken...
432
00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:29,094
...what is right for what is easy.
433
00:31:32,932 --> 00:31:36,518
Allowing what I know is evil
in my house.
434
00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:40,397
Allowing my children...
435
00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:44,276
...oh, my God, my sweet children,
to be a part of it.
436
00:31:45,069 --> 00:31:47,070
Because I wanted things for them.
437
00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:50,699
Wanted a better life. Good schools.
438
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:53,201
I wanted this house.
439
00:31:53,536 --> 00:31:58,206
I wanted money in my hands,
money to buy anything I ever wanted.
440
00:31:58,499 --> 00:32:00,167
I'm so ashamed.
441
00:32:09,052 --> 00:32:10,844
My husband...
442
00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:15,849
I think he has committed
horrible acts.
443
00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:21,355
I think he has...
You know all about him, Father Phil.
444
00:32:21,564 --> 00:32:24,691
I've said nothing.
I've done nothing about it.
445
00:32:26,903 --> 00:32:29,446
I got a bad feeling.
446
00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:34,242
It's a matter of time
before God compensates me...
447
00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:36,536
...with outrage for my sins.
448
00:32:53,596 --> 00:32:55,514
All right, come on.
449
00:32:55,723 --> 00:32:57,557
[MEADOW GROANS]
450
00:32:57,809 --> 00:33:00,519
TONY:
Oh, tequila breath.
451
00:33:00,728 --> 00:33:01,728
Sorry, Dad.
452
00:33:02,021 --> 00:33:04,231
It's all right.
Just hang on to me.
453
00:33:04,732 --> 00:33:07,734
TONY: Throw up on that dress,
I'll have to tell Mom.
454
00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:11,697
MEADOW: This guy was giving me
tequila shooters.
455
00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:18,370
Oh, God, everything is spinning.
456
00:33:18,955 --> 00:33:21,623
- You're not mad, are you?
- A little bit.
457
00:33:21,874 --> 00:33:24,084
WOMAN: Where are the keys?
MAN: I gave them to you.
458
00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:25,669
TONY:
Supposed to be.
459
00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:28,588
- I love you, Dad.
- I know.
460
00:33:39,475 --> 00:33:41,560
You must truly repent.
461
00:33:41,769 --> 00:33:44,646
Genuinely and honestly.
462
00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:51,111
In the future you must renounce these
actions, and God will absolve you.
463
00:33:54,615 --> 00:33:57,117
I don't know, Father.
I'll try.
464
00:33:58,953 --> 00:34:01,121
But I still love him.
465
00:34:02,623 --> 00:34:04,791
I believe he can be a good man.
466
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:08,420
Then you help change him
into a better man.
467
00:34:08,629 --> 00:34:11,048
Then you will have done good
in God's eyes.
468
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:17,262
You should take Communion.
469
00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:20,515
Yeah.
470
00:34:35,656 --> 00:34:36,907
CARMELA:
Why do you have that?
471
00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:41,912
PHIL: Unfortunately I had to say Mass
for someone in intensive care.
472
00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:50,837
Lord, I am not worthy to receive Thee.
473
00:34:51,798 --> 00:34:55,675
- But just say the word...
- And I will be healed.
474
00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:19,825
This is the body of Christ.
It was broken for you.
475
00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:35,549
This is the blood of Christ.
476
00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:38,385
It was shed for you.
477
00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:51,231
[GULPS]
478
00:36:00,908 --> 00:36:04,744
Accept the spirit of Christ,
our Lord and Savior.
479
00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:07,247
Amen.
480
00:36:07,915 --> 00:36:12,085
In the name of the Father, the Son
and the Holy Spirit. Amen.
481
00:36:31,564 --> 00:36:33,148
Dad?
482
00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:37,527
CHRIS: I booked a seat on a Boston
flight. Tomorrow, 4:00.
483
00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:40,363
- Best I could get.
- Don't come.
484
00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:43,325
I'll make sure you're gone
before it happens.
485
00:36:43,576 --> 00:36:45,952
- We won't ever meet.
- This is my thing.
486
00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:50,373
I am your soldier. This is my duty
like we're always talking about.
487
00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:52,459
The way this went down...
488
00:36:53,085 --> 00:36:55,879
...this is my call.
I'll vouch for this myself.
489
00:36:56,255 --> 00:36:59,299
Clipping a rat puts me
a cunt-hair away from being made.
490
00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:02,802
He might've recognized me
at the gas station. He could lam.
491
00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:04,262
[DOOR OPENS]
492
00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:08,850
You stay put.
End of discussion.
493
00:37:11,145 --> 00:37:13,146
Why are you using the pay phone?
494
00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:15,315
These walls are like paper.
495
00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:18,068
- Please don't lie to me.
- Go back to bed.
496
00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:20,737
Lying down made me throw up.
497
00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:26,493
[PHONE RINGS]
498
00:37:51,185 --> 00:37:52,686
Hello.
499
00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:54,938
Oh, hi, honey.
500
00:37:56,565 --> 00:37:58,692
Oh, yeah. Was it fun?
501
00:38:00,236 --> 00:38:01,778
Oh, good.
502
00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:07,826
You want to sleep over there?
503
00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:13,707
Okay. Love you.
504
00:38:36,856 --> 00:38:38,481
That was A.J.
505
00:38:39,275 --> 00:38:43,069
- He's sleeping over.
- I see.
506
00:38:46,073 --> 00:38:50,368
- At a friend's house.
- Oh.
507
00:38:53,581 --> 00:38:56,583
The Pucillos. I don't know
if you know them.
508
00:38:58,044 --> 00:38:59,336
No.
509
00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:03,089
Oh.
510
00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:06,634
Oh.
511
00:39:06,927 --> 00:39:08,720
- I...
- What?
512
00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:11,765
Are you all right?
513
00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,903
Father Phil?
514
00:39:25,279 --> 00:39:26,988
Are you all right?
515
00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:29,741
[VOMITS]
516
00:39:44,298 --> 00:39:46,299
[PHONE RINGS]
517
00:39:51,555 --> 00:39:52,847
Hello?
518
00:39:54,016 --> 00:39:55,225
Hello?
519
00:39:57,812 --> 00:39:59,729
[DIAL TONE]
520
00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:36,015
Ow! Don't!
521
00:40:37,893 --> 00:40:39,727
You want to stop and get a beer?
522
00:40:51,949 --> 00:40:53,575
TONY:
You need this thing?
523
00:41:28,944 --> 00:41:31,738
I'll pick you up in a little while.
Knock 'em dead.
524
00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:35,116
- Aren't you coming in?
- I left my watch at the motel.
525
00:41:35,367 --> 00:41:37,410
I'll catch up to you later.
526
00:41:38,412 --> 00:41:40,288
Grab me a student paper.
527
00:41:40,581 --> 00:41:42,582
[TIRES SCREECH]
528
00:41:49,381 --> 00:41:50,924
[CLEARS THROAT]
529
00:41:51,133 --> 00:41:53,760
[PHIL GROANS]
530
00:42:27,586 --> 00:42:29,712
You should have some coffee.
531
00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:35,843
- Last night...
- Yeah.
532
00:42:37,596 --> 00:42:39,973
We didn't do anything out of line.
533
00:42:40,182 --> 00:42:42,600
There's nothing to apologize about.
534
00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:46,563
- Right.
- That's right.
535
00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:52,860
I should get dressed. Get going.
536
00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:55,154
Anthony Jr. will be home soon.
537
00:42:55,364 --> 00:42:59,409
Oh, my God. My car's been out there
all night in plain sight.
538
00:42:59,702 --> 00:43:02,078
We didn't do anything wrong.
539
00:43:02,329 --> 00:43:05,081
Is there a commandment
against eating ziti?
540
00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:08,876
Take a shower, get dressed.
541
00:43:09,128 --> 00:43:12,338
Don't forget your
sacrament kit, whatever.
542
00:43:13,507 --> 00:43:15,174
[DOOR OPENS]
543
00:43:15,342 --> 00:43:17,343
AJ:
I'm home!
544
00:43:21,348 --> 00:43:23,016
Carmela.
545
00:43:25,144 --> 00:43:27,186
I don't know where to begin.
546
00:43:31,525 --> 00:43:35,528
It's not that I don't have desire
for you in my heart.
547
00:43:35,863 --> 00:43:37,238
Madonna, Father, please.
548
00:43:37,531 --> 00:43:41,367
Last night was one of the most
difficult tests from God ever.
549
00:43:41,702 --> 00:43:44,078
What are you talking about?
We're friends.
550
00:43:46,498 --> 00:43:49,042
- What's that look?
- What, I look some way?
551
00:43:54,757 --> 00:43:58,259
I was just thinking about when
we watched Casablanca last week.
552
00:43:59,136 --> 00:44:01,512
That new print is great, huh?
553
00:44:02,723 --> 00:44:07,352
"Of all the lousy gin joints in the
world, why'd you have to pick mine?"
554
00:44:09,229 --> 00:44:13,858
Of all the finocchi priests,
why did I get the one who's straight?
555
00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:18,029
Carmela.
556
00:44:18,530 --> 00:44:20,740
Come on, it's a joke.
557
00:44:42,054 --> 00:44:45,306
I would have done it myself,
but some people came along.
558
00:44:45,766 --> 00:44:48,893
Anyway, listen.
It's a gray Town Car, new model.
559
00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:51,354
Pick him up on the Colby campus.
560
00:44:51,605 --> 00:44:53,398
Where on the Colby campus?
561
00:44:53,774 --> 00:44:56,693
His kid's applying,
the fucking admissions office.
562
00:44:56,985 --> 00:44:59,153
- Oh.
- You follow him.
563
00:44:59,405 --> 00:45:02,532
Outside of town, you pull
up alongside, boom! 12-gauge.
564
00:45:03,117 --> 00:45:04,534
- Fuck that.
- Do it...
565
00:45:04,827 --> 00:45:07,453
...or you'll never
get another bag off me.
566
00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:15,628
No, no, no. Fuck that.
Fuck that!
567
00:45:15,879 --> 00:45:18,506
Want the cops to know who
burnt the Historical House?
568
00:45:18,799 --> 00:45:21,467
Fuck you, fuckwad!
569
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:25,638
We were volunteer firemen
together, asshole! I know!
570
00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:28,224
[TIRES SQUEALING]
571
00:45:35,482 --> 00:45:37,316
Yeah, is Dougy in?
572
00:45:39,153 --> 00:45:41,070
[TWIG SNAPS]
573
00:45:46,326 --> 00:45:49,370
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
574
00:46:56,563 --> 00:46:58,231
[TWIG SNAPS]
575
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:23,923
[TWIG SNAPS]
576
00:47:28,595 --> 00:47:31,347
[PETERS GROANS]
577
00:47:32,224 --> 00:47:35,142
- Good morning, rat.
- Who are you? What is this?
578
00:47:35,435 --> 00:47:37,645
Don't make me laugh. You fuck!
579
00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:39,730
Teddy, there must be something...
580
00:47:40,023 --> 00:47:42,525
It's Tony.
Know how much trouble you're in?
581
00:47:42,943 --> 00:47:45,236
You took an oath and you broke it.
582
00:47:45,487 --> 00:47:48,114
I could have killed you
outside the motel.
583
00:47:48,365 --> 00:47:49,949
Your daughter was drunk.
584
00:47:50,158 --> 00:47:51,617
I was in the parking lot.
585
00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:55,246
I didn't do it because of her.
I told myself:
586
00:47:55,747 --> 00:47:58,124
"It's just a coincidence...
587
00:47:58,375 --> 00:48:01,043
- ...he's taking her to college."
- With wiseguys...
588
00:48:01,295 --> 00:48:02,962
...the hustle never ends.
589
00:48:03,171 --> 00:48:05,882
If you'd shot me, your life
would have been over.
590
00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:07,800
Please. I'm begging you.
591
00:48:10,304 --> 00:48:12,096
Jimmy says hello from hell!
592
00:48:15,809 --> 00:48:17,935
[GROANS]
593
00:48:24,651 --> 00:48:26,652
[GRUNTS]
594
00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:55,056
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
595
00:49:07,444 --> 00:49:11,197
[PHONE RINGS]
596
00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:16,202
[DUCKS QUACKING]
597
00:49:45,816 --> 00:49:47,024
Where've you been?
598
00:49:47,275 --> 00:49:50,569
The motel didn't have the watch.
I went to the restaurant.
599
00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:53,322
I had to wait
for them to open.
600
00:49:53,573 --> 00:49:55,366
The restaurant had your watch?
601
00:49:55,575 --> 00:49:58,911
I took it off in the bathroom
while I washed my hands.
602
00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:01,455
You ready?
You'll be late for Bowdoin.
603
00:50:16,555 --> 00:50:17,847
What's up with that?
604
00:50:21,476 --> 00:50:24,478
Oh, the restaurant.
605
00:50:24,730 --> 00:50:27,440
I tried the back door
and there were puddles.
606
00:50:31,194 --> 00:50:32,903
It was dumb, I know.
607
00:50:38,618 --> 00:50:40,369
Your hand is bleeding!
608
00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:42,705
You saw that man, didn't you?
609
00:50:43,290 --> 00:50:46,792
I cut it on a screen door.
What man?
610
00:50:47,085 --> 00:50:49,170
The man you said you didn't know.
611
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,464
What do you think happened?
612
00:50:51,715 --> 00:50:53,591
I don't know. A fight?
613
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:56,177
You're making it a big deal,
and you don't know!
614
00:50:56,428 --> 00:50:59,305
You were on the pay phone
again at 1 a.m!
615
00:50:59,473 --> 00:51:02,058
I was on the pay phone at 1 a.m?
616
00:51:02,309 --> 00:51:04,018
Excuse me, Miss Cuervo Añejo.
617
00:51:04,269 --> 00:51:08,814
You can't remember what happened.
You were seeing pink elephants!
618
00:51:09,775 --> 00:51:12,026
I warned you not to drink.
619
00:51:15,655 --> 00:51:19,241
Dad, you're being honest
with me, right?
620
00:51:19,493 --> 00:51:21,160
You're gonna hurt my feelings.
621
00:51:23,246 --> 00:51:25,164
We have that kind of relationship.
622
00:51:25,457 --> 00:51:30,503
That's right. We do or we don't.
It takes two to tango.
623
00:51:33,715 --> 00:51:35,049
- Dad...
- What?
624
00:51:41,389 --> 00:51:42,681
Nothing.
625
00:51:50,482 --> 00:51:51,565
I love you.
626
00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:54,777
I love you too.
627
00:52:01,284 --> 00:52:02,868
- Where's my paper?
- I forgot.
628
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:04,161
She forgot.
629
00:52:11,169 --> 00:52:13,254
Miss Soprano. Come on in.
630
00:52:16,716 --> 00:52:19,135
Shall we talk about your future?
631
00:52:41,074 --> 00:52:43,242
[DOOR OPENS]
632
00:52:43,451 --> 00:52:46,203
[MUSIC PLAYS THROUGH WALKMAN]
633
00:52:46,454 --> 00:52:48,414
STUDENT:
He's our most famous alumnus.
634
00:53:09,144 --> 00:53:12,646
Oh, here they are.
The two Ivy Leaguers!
635
00:53:13,148 --> 00:53:14,523
How was it?
Want to eat?
636
00:53:14,774 --> 00:53:17,151
It was good. I gotta call Hunter.
637
00:53:17,319 --> 00:53:18,360
TONY:
Hey.
638
00:53:19,487 --> 00:53:23,157
- Gee, she spared me no boring detail.
MEADOW: I'll be back!
639
00:53:23,366 --> 00:53:25,910
What a trip. I'm beat.
640
00:53:26,161 --> 00:53:28,913
What, New England?
It's so gorgeous.
641
00:53:29,372 --> 00:53:32,041
You still sound nasal,
but you look better.
642
00:53:33,168 --> 00:53:34,335
Any cold pasta?
643
00:53:34,586 --> 00:53:37,046
There was some ziti,
but it got eaten.
644
00:53:38,590 --> 00:53:40,674
The whole tray? From last Sunday?
645
00:53:42,344 --> 00:53:44,553
Monsignor Jughead was here.
646
00:53:44,971 --> 00:53:48,724
If you are referring
to Father Intintola, yes, he was.
647
00:53:49,809 --> 00:53:53,312
- He spent the night here.
- Yeah, right.
648
00:53:53,897 --> 00:53:55,397
Okay.
649
00:53:58,485 --> 00:54:01,278
The priest spent the night here?
What happened?
650
00:54:01,488 --> 00:54:03,322
- Nothing.
- Where was Anthony?
651
00:54:03,823 --> 00:54:05,407
Sleeping over at Jason's.
652
00:54:06,034 --> 00:54:09,912
The priest spent the night here,
nothing happened.
653
00:54:10,205 --> 00:54:14,625
- You're telling me this because?
- You might hear something.
654
00:54:14,876 --> 00:54:17,002
His car was out front all night.
655
00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:21,423
You know what? This is too fucked-up
for me even to think about.
656
00:54:26,429 --> 00:54:30,140
What'd you guys do for 12 hours,
play "Name That Pope"?
657
00:54:30,725 --> 00:54:35,104
- He gave me Communion.
- I'll bet he gave you Communion.
658
00:54:35,355 --> 00:54:36,355
Excuse me?
659
00:54:36,690 --> 00:54:40,484
The guy spends the night here,
and all he does is slip you a wafer?
660
00:54:40,902 --> 00:54:44,029
- That's verging on sacrilege.
- I didn't mean to verge.
661
00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:46,865
- Do you think I'm lying?
- It sounds...
662
00:54:47,075 --> 00:54:51,870
Would I have told you if we did? Do
I look like the frigging Thorn Bird?
663
00:54:53,999 --> 00:54:56,458
He's a fag. That's it.
664
00:54:57,252 --> 00:54:59,962
Otherwise, I gotta question
what I'm hearing.
665
00:55:01,047 --> 00:55:02,715
Tony, you are a sketch.
666
00:55:06,344 --> 00:55:10,097
Oh, by the way,
your therapist called.
667
00:55:11,016 --> 00:55:12,391
Jennifer?
668
00:55:17,230 --> 00:55:18,439
Carm!
669
00:55:20,233 --> 00:55:23,944
I thought you'd think it was weird
if I saw a woman psychiatrist.
670
00:55:25,822 --> 00:55:30,367
Carm, come on! It's just therapy,
that's all! We just talk!
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