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(device beeps)
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(man speaking indistinctly over PA)
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(woman speaking indistinctly
over police radio)
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(distant horn blowing)
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(K.Flay's "Blood in the Cut")
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♪ Na na na na na na ♪
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♪ Na na na na na ♪
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♪ Na na na na ♪
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♪ Na na na na na na ♪
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♪ Na na na na na ♪
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♪ Na na na na ♪
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♪ Na na na na na na ♪
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♪ Na na na na na ♪
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♪ Na na na na ♪
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♪ Na na na na na na ♪
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♪ I need noise ♪
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(all screaming)
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♪ I need the buzz of a sub ♪
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♪ Need the crack of a whip ♪
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♪ Need some blood in the cut ♪
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♪ I need noise ♪
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♪ I need the buzz of a sub ♪
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♪ Need the crack of a whip ♪
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♪ Need some blood in the cut ♪
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♪ I need blood in the cut ♪
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- ♪ I need blood in the cut ♪
- -
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(laughter)
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What are you doing?
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Nothing. I just...
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I want to remember this moment.
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Uh, Jane, you know you've been walking
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into this same building for,
like, four years, right?
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Yeah, but as an assistant.
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- This is totally different.
- Oh, okay.
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Joan Didion walked through
this very same lobby once
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and Meghan Daum and Rachel Syme.
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Nora Ephron just emailed
that one freelance thing in,
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but still, I want to remember
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what walking into "Scarlet" magazine
as a writer feels like.
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All right, ready?
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- Okay, but there's the line...
- Get in.
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Oh, okay. All right.
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Yo, come on, lady, move your ass.
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Uh, excuse me,
my friend is having a moment.
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- (cell phone chimes)
- So rude.
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(elevator bell dings)
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Lauren asked me to send 10 pitches
to the whole writing staff.
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I got so excited, I sent them 20.
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Nerd.
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- Morning, Kate.
- Hi, Jane.
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She's gonna send the best
ones up to Jacqueline,
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and then from there,
I get my first writing assignment.
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(dramatic music)
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Okay. Grab her.
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Whoa! Wait, why?
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We're supposed to be
at the August presentation meeting.
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All right, calm down, Type A.
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We're gonna get you there, but first,
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we are toasting your ass.
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For the past four years, the three of us
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have toiled away together
in the assistant trenches.
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Actually, I was only in there for two.
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Kat, we're having Jane time now.
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Okay, fine,
but my social media director salary
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- paid for the champs, so...
- When we started
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together as assistants,
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I had no idea that you
guys would also become
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my very best friends.
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Jane, we're so happy for you
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- and so incredibly proud.
- Thank you.
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I still can't believe that
it's really happening.
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I mean, you guys know when I was...
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Both: A young girl in Colorado,
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reading "Scarlet" magazine in my closet.
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Okay, I thought it was Jane time.
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Sorry, you can totally have it.
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- It's your moment.
- You did it.
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- You got your dream job.
- (mouths words)
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(cell phone vibrating)
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Lauren wants coffee before
the board presentation.
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Oh, it's in the kitchen,
where she can make it herself.
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- Kat, take over.
- No.
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We are going to wait until
we can celebrate together.
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We have a meeting to go to.
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- Let's go.
- (exclaims)
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(groans)
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(upbeat music)
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(indistinct conversation)
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Jane.
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You're a writer now.
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Sit with us.
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It's cool. Go.
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Thank you, Alex.
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(Leon Else's "Black Car")
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♪ Driving in my black car ♪
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♪ Burning up some gasoline ♪
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♪ Set my wheels on fire ♪
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♪ Unleash your desire ♪
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♪ To the night-crawling machine ♪
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Good morning, everyone.
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♪ Can you feel my heart beat? ♪
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♪ Can you feel my heart beat? ♪
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- (cell phone chimes)
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- ♪ Can you feel my heart beat? ♪
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- - -
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Well, I am so happy
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to see all your bright, shining, young,
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ethnically, sexually,
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and gender-diverse faces this morning
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so we can hammer out the issues
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that really matter to today's woman.
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Lauren, why don't you get us started?
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And moving forward to
our health section,
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we have a fantastic article
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about the best way to broach
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uncomfortable concerns
with your gynecologist.
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I'd like to flag a concern
about the word "punani."
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The article specifically says
"Don't call it your punani."
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Understood, but in the past,
we've been criticized
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by a small but very vocal Indian group
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who believes that the word
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has been unfairly misappropriated.
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I'd rather swap it out and
avoid any kind of backlash.
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Any problems with the word "vajayjay"?
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Uh, yeah.
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It's not 2006.
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We can skip the next two pages.
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We had to pull the article
over a legal issue.
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Wait, is that the, uh...
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the lesbian Muslim artist story?
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We think this will have a
huge social-media reach.
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Unfortunately, it's a moot point.
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The artist initially agreed
to let us run her photographs,
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but reneged at the last minute.
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Why did she decide to pull out?
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Okay, I just... I think
this story is worth fighting for.
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It's click gold for us.
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It hits all of our boxes,
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no pun intended.
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It's feel-good, sexy,
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just the right amount of political.
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And I don't disagree.
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However, unfortunately, as Lauren said,
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it is a moot point, so let's move on.
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Let me take it from here.
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Moving on to our Desire
and Devotion section.
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This month,
I am proud to present to you...
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"Mount Up and Ride.
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"From Sidesaddle to Bareback,
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"We've Got Positions Guaranteed
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to Make You Yeehaw."
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(men murmuring)
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I think we sufficiently shocked them.
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I don't know how you
enjoy those meetings.
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All you have to do is
look at their faces.
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Hold that elevator.
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♪ Burn, baby, burn, baby ♪
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♪ Burn, baby, burn, baby ♪
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How much pushback am I going to get
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from Charles this month?
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You're a magazine about sex.
He gets that.
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You're a magazine
about empowering women.
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(elevator bell dings)
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Yeehaw.
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Lauren, I'm gonna go grab your lunch.
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I'll be right back up.
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Thanks, Sutton.
And a green juice, please.
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(elevator doors close)
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My place?
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Tonight? Yeah.
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♪ I want to feel it on my skin ♪
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♪ I want to wake that fire ♪
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♪ Light the fire in me ♪
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What about this?
Female heads of unions...
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about how the number of women
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in leadership roles is still
disproportionately low.
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And we covered something
similar last May.
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I didn't say that, but we covered
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something similar last May.
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(sighs)
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I-I'm just second-guessing everything.
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Go with your gut.
What does Jane Sloan care about?
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Um, Jane Sloan cares about
not looking like an idiot
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in front of Jacqueline again.
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Interesting.
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It just clicked for me
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what is going wrong with your ideas.
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You're pitching what you
think I want to hear.
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- W-well...
- You're a new voice.
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I want to hear it.
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You and me...
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my office...
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first thing tomorrow morning.
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(dramatic music)
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Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick.
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How about these?
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Too big.
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- And I can still see your pain.
- Great.
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Ladies,
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I have spent the last two hours
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down a lesbian Muslim rabbit hole.
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What's wrong with her?
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Jacqueline hated all of my ideas.
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- She didn't hate them.
- Oh, no, she was just
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fascinated by how boring they were.
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Hey, if it helps,
I heard Jacqueline tell Lauren
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that she's looking for something
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in the "social media stalking" arena.
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Yeah, you know, I'm not gonna
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inspire the next generation of women
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- with social-media stalking.
- Fine.
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We can talk about Kat's
lesbian Muslim rabbit hole,
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- because seriously, what?
- Yeah.
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I'm gonna persuade that
artist to be in the magazine.
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Oh, no, Kat, I would let it go.
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Lauren was not happy today.
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That's because she's threatened
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by anyone young with ambition.
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Well, Jacqueline wasn't happy either.
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She wasn't happy with the interruption,
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but she was basically telling
me to go after that story.
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I want to be as confident as her.
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How did she get to be so confident?
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Um, she was over-praised as a child.
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(funky pop music)
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♪ Got me running round ♪
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♪ Got me playing for your change,
you do ♪
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(both laughing)
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(cell phone chimes, vibrates)
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Mm, don't you...
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- I have to!
- Don't you dare.
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- Don't.
- It might be work.
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What, another green juice emergency?
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Oh, is now a good time to remind you
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that your big crisis yesterday was
"punani"?
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- Ah.
- (cell phone vibrates)
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- Fine.
- (chuckles)
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I am planning the entire
60th-anniversary party.
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- If I don't get this...
- Mm-hmm.
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We might not have
color-coordinated macaroons.
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Oh, my God.
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I just can't live in that world.
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That doesn't look like work.
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That looks like Snapchat,
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which I thought was just
for sending dirty pics.
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No.
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- Okay, once.
- (laughs)
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(groans)
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Everything okay?
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Yeah, my friend has a big meeting
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- with Jacqueline today.
- -
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- Lucky her.
- And I...
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am color-coordinating macaroons.
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But don't worry.
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I'm not gonna start
dumping my problems on you.
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I know that's not what this is.
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Oh?
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And what is this?
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Did I not make it obvious?
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Mm-mm.
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Well...
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(gasps)
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I'm using you...
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for sex.
265
00:10:52,093 --> 00:10:53,760
You monster.
266
00:10:53,795 --> 00:10:55,027
(chuckles)
267
00:10:55,063 --> 00:10:57,663
(upbeat music)
268
00:10:57,698 --> 00:10:59,765
Hey, Richard.
269
00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:02,268
Yeah?
270
00:11:02,303 --> 00:11:03,569
Say "punani" again.
271
00:11:03,604 --> 00:11:06,272
Oh.
272
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(both murmuring)
273
00:11:07,842 --> 00:11:09,675
- Punani, punani, pun...
- (laughing)
274
00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:12,478
- ♪ Come on, baby, won't you talk to me? ♪
- Shut up.
275
00:11:12,513 --> 00:11:14,480
I don't have a lot of time,
but I just wanted
276
00:11:14,515 --> 00:11:16,582
to chat with you about
where you fit in here.
277
00:11:16,617 --> 00:11:18,584
Absolutely, and I know
that my last round of pitches
278
00:11:18,619 --> 00:11:20,218
- was way too safe.
- And I have writers
279
00:11:20,254 --> 00:11:21,520
who write safe, and then I have writers
280
00:11:21,555 --> 00:11:23,255
who take big swings,
281
00:11:23,290 --> 00:11:25,391
and we just need to find
out which one you are.
282
00:11:25,426 --> 00:11:27,426
And I think I could be one
of those big-swing writers,
283
00:11:27,461 --> 00:11:29,261
and I'm already
brainstorming some new ideas.
284
00:11:29,296 --> 00:11:31,930
Great. Fire when ready.
285
00:11:31,965 --> 00:11:35,000
That means give me what you got.
286
00:11:35,035 --> 00:11:36,701
- Oh, uh...
- Jane.
287
00:11:36,736 --> 00:11:38,436
This is a huge promotion.
288
00:11:38,471 --> 00:11:41,706
Now, I believe that you are
ready for this next step,
289
00:11:41,741 --> 00:11:43,608
but now you have to
show me you're ready.
290
00:11:43,643 --> 00:11:46,878
Try again. Full sentences this time.
291
00:11:46,913 --> 00:11:48,112
Um, okay, uh,
292
00:11:48,147 --> 00:11:49,547
redefining what it means
293
00:11:49,582 --> 00:11:50,615
to break through the glass ceiling.
294
00:11:50,650 --> 00:11:52,116
We could call it, uh,
295
00:11:52,151 --> 00:11:53,350
"Not Your Mother's Glass Ceiling."
296
00:11:53,386 --> 00:11:54,552
Mm, that feels familiar to me.
297
00:11:54,587 --> 00:11:56,120
I need something more specific.
298
00:11:56,155 --> 00:11:58,989
What's your relationship
with your mother like?
299
00:11:59,025 --> 00:12:00,725
Um, uh...
300
00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:03,827
I was thinking just
more mothers in general.
301
00:12:03,862 --> 00:12:06,096
Generalities do not sell magazines.
302
00:12:06,132 --> 00:12:08,465
Uh, social-media stalking.
303
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,467
How often should you
look at your ex online?
304
00:12:10,502 --> 00:12:12,303
Actually,
I was still on the mother topic.
305
00:12:12,338 --> 00:12:14,071
- I like these two together.
- Thank you, Jacqueline.
306
00:12:14,106 --> 00:12:15,772
Right. Sorry, um...
307
00:12:15,808 --> 00:12:18,708
and my ex isn't even
on social media, so...
308
00:12:18,744 --> 00:12:20,444
Uh, but I was thinking mothers...
309
00:12:20,479 --> 00:12:22,546
No, hold on. This ex of yours.
310
00:12:22,581 --> 00:12:23,947
Isn't that odd for somebody your age
311
00:12:23,982 --> 00:12:25,715
not to be on social media?
312
00:12:25,751 --> 00:12:27,383
A friend of his screwed
up a job pretty bad
313
00:12:27,419 --> 00:12:29,185
because of a dumb Instagram post...
314
00:12:29,220 --> 00:12:32,856
What's that like,
not being able to check up on your ex?
315
00:12:32,891 --> 00:12:34,623
Fine.
316
00:12:36,794 --> 00:12:38,527
(sighs) Okay, it's horrible.
317
00:12:38,563 --> 00:12:39,862
(chuckles) There was a time
318
00:12:39,897 --> 00:12:41,931
when we were all in that position...
319
00:12:41,967 --> 00:12:44,533
not being able to check up on our exes.
320
00:12:44,569 --> 00:12:46,436
Ladies, I think that we could
321
00:12:46,471 --> 00:12:48,537
do a little bit better here, don't you?
322
00:12:48,573 --> 00:12:50,440
Well, then you understand
how powerless I feel.
323
00:12:50,475 --> 00:12:52,541
Mm, I can't say
I've ever felt powerless...
324
00:12:52,577 --> 00:12:54,176
more like curious.
325
00:12:54,211 --> 00:12:55,478
But, you know, I'm very interested now,
326
00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:58,781
so tell me more about this.
327
00:12:58,816 --> 00:13:00,950
Well, our breakup was really sudden,
328
00:13:00,985 --> 00:13:02,518
and I don't know what happened,
329
00:13:02,553 --> 00:13:04,887
so maybe I wouldn't
have to wonder so much
330
00:13:04,922 --> 00:13:07,289
if I just knew where he was or
what he was doing right now.
331
00:13:07,324 --> 00:13:09,657
Sounds like it might be
the time to find that out,
332
00:13:09,693 --> 00:13:12,461
wouldn't you say?
333
00:13:12,496 --> 00:13:14,229
And write about it?
334
00:13:14,264 --> 00:13:17,332
Yes, yes, uh,
I-I could do a how... how-to.
335
00:13:17,368 --> 00:13:19,767
"How To Stalk Your Unstalkable Ex."
336
00:13:19,803 --> 00:13:21,136
Yes, great title.
337
00:13:21,171 --> 00:13:22,570
I can't wait to see where this goes.
338
00:13:22,606 --> 00:13:26,140
(upbeat music)
339
00:13:26,175 --> 00:13:30,712
♪ We were wild, wild, wild, wild ♪
340
00:13:30,747 --> 00:13:35,049
♪ Looking hungry, wild, wild, wild ♪
341
00:13:35,084 --> 00:13:38,520
♪ Taking turns sleeping, wild ♪
342
00:13:38,555 --> 00:13:40,521
(camera shutter clicking)
343
00:13:40,556 --> 00:13:42,656
♪ The end of the forest
is the start... ♪
344
00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,525
Uh, hello?
345
00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:45,926
Hey.
346
00:13:45,961 --> 00:13:47,395
Uh, Adena, right?
347
00:13:47,430 --> 00:13:49,663
Mm-hmm.
348
00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:50,898
(speaking native language)
349
00:13:50,933 --> 00:13:53,800
Kat Edison from "Scarlet."
350
00:13:53,836 --> 00:13:57,004
I spoke to your manager
on the phone, I think.
351
00:13:57,039 --> 00:13:58,505
Firuze.
352
00:14:00,308 --> 00:14:01,942
Seriously?
353
00:14:01,977 --> 00:14:04,077
Kat, hello. I'm Firuze, Adena's manager.
354
00:14:04,112 --> 00:14:06,479
My manager who often neglects
to tell me about meetings
355
00:14:06,515 --> 00:14:08,181
when she knows they're
going to annoy me.
356
00:14:08,216 --> 00:14:10,216
Adena, Kat was very persuasive
on the phone.
357
00:14:10,252 --> 00:14:12,185
Please be persuasive.
358
00:14:12,220 --> 00:14:15,055
This is a huge opportunity to
share her art with America.
359
00:14:15,090 --> 00:14:17,223
Okay. Well, then let me get right to it.
360
00:14:17,259 --> 00:14:20,393
"Scarlet" has a circulation
of over 3 million.
361
00:14:20,429 --> 00:14:22,562
Between Twitter,
Instagram, and Snapchat,
362
00:14:22,597 --> 00:14:24,531
which I'm actually in charge of,
363
00:14:24,566 --> 00:14:26,533
we reach 6 million more people.
364
00:14:26,568 --> 00:14:28,935
And, you know,
I understand why those numbers
365
00:14:28,970 --> 00:14:30,903
might be kind of intimidating.
366
00:14:30,939 --> 00:14:32,304
What do you mean?
367
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:33,873
In your essay about your collection,
368
00:14:33,908 --> 00:14:35,641
you talk about your
complicated relationship
369
00:14:35,677 --> 00:14:37,176
with your religion, and...
370
00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:39,511
Is that what you think this is about?
371
00:14:39,547 --> 00:14:41,213
I'm scared?
372
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:43,248
No, of course not.
I didn't say that word.
373
00:14:43,284 --> 00:14:45,451
My Twitter bio literally reads,
374
00:14:45,486 --> 00:14:47,252
"proud Muslim lesbian."
375
00:14:47,288 --> 00:14:49,455
Well, yeah, but that's only
a few thousand followers.
376
00:14:49,490 --> 00:14:50,989
This would mean coming out to millions.
377
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,191
I would come out to the whole world
378
00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:53,858
if it was the right place,
379
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:56,861
but "Scarlet" and I
are not a good match.
380
00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:59,531
I'm sorry, but I cannot associate my art
381
00:14:59,567 --> 00:15:02,000
with a-a completely
un-feminist magazine.
382
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,534
That's actually a common misconception.
383
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,003
And I have to get back to work.
384
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,537
I'm so sorry that you wasted your time
385
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,772
coming down here.
386
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:14,012
(speaking native language)
387
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:22,286
(camera shutter clicks)
388
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:26,290
You know,
there's a lot more inside of a woman
389
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,326
than what you can see on the outside.
390
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:29,960
Yeah, I know...
391
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,029
'cause there's a lot more
inside of me, too.
392
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:37,935
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
393
00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:39,770
(LOLO's "Not Gonna Let You Walk Away")
394
00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:41,438
♪ Ooh ooh-ooh-ooh ooh ooh ♪
395
00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:43,173
(cell phone vibrates)
396
00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:49,346
- ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
- -
397
00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:54,851
♪ Ooh ooh-ooh-ooh ooh ooh ♪
398
00:15:56,855 --> 00:15:59,523
♪ I've been waiting
on the phone to ring ♪
399
00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:02,626
♪ I ain't so good about answering ♪
400
00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:05,629
♪ Why am I always high
when you show up? ♪
401
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:11,034
♪ Sometimes your lover can be a friend ♪
402
00:16:11,069 --> 00:16:14,070
♪ But sometimes lovers
need to start again ♪
403
00:16:14,105 --> 00:16:19,042
♪ Maybe I need to start giving up ♪
404
00:16:19,077 --> 00:16:21,944
♪ If you want to keep the diamonds ♪
405
00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:24,881
- ♪ That you bought me, you can have them ♪
- -
406
00:16:24,916 --> 00:16:28,651
- ♪ It'll give your mom a reason to smile ♪
- -
407
00:16:30,188 --> 00:16:33,222
So I just got a story approved.
408
00:16:33,257 --> 00:16:34,390
(gasps)
409
00:16:34,425 --> 00:16:35,691
Are you not wearing a bra?
410
00:16:35,726 --> 00:16:37,159
I... You got a story approved?
411
00:16:37,195 --> 00:16:38,760
Oh, my God. That's amazing.
412
00:16:38,796 --> 00:16:40,396
Tell me everything.
What is the story about?
413
00:16:40,431 --> 00:16:41,830
My meeting with Adena was a disaster.
414
00:16:41,865 --> 00:16:43,065
Aw.
415
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:44,566
Is Sutton not wearing a bra?
416
00:16:44,601 --> 00:16:47,635
Yeah, I don't... Why aren't you?
417
00:16:47,671 --> 00:16:48,837
Jane got a story approved.
418
00:16:48,872 --> 00:16:51,006
Oh, hey! See, I told you.
419
00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:52,540
- Who's better than you, babe?
- No one.
420
00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:54,242
No, no, this is terrible.
421
00:16:54,277 --> 00:16:58,446
It's called
"How To Stalk Your Unstalkable Ex."
422
00:16:58,481 --> 00:16:59,914
- So cute.
- Mm.
423
00:16:59,949 --> 00:17:02,217
Oh, my God. I'm a how-to girl.
424
00:17:02,252 --> 00:17:04,352
Jane, I actually kind of like the idea
425
00:17:04,387 --> 00:17:06,187
of you doing something
that involves Eric.
426
00:17:06,223 --> 00:17:07,922
You know, maybe
you can finally get some closure.
427
00:17:07,957 --> 00:17:11,226
I have closure. It's closed.
428
00:17:11,261 --> 00:17:13,060
(stammering) Don't.
429
00:17:13,096 --> 00:17:15,763
- Don't what?
- Can we just focus on...
430
00:17:15,798 --> 00:17:16,931
Mm-hmm.
431
00:17:16,966 --> 00:17:18,565
You getting a bra,
432
00:17:18,601 --> 00:17:20,567
and how am I even supposed to stalk him?
433
00:17:20,603 --> 00:17:22,369
Um, how did women used to do this?
434
00:17:22,404 --> 00:17:24,571
There's...
How did women used to do this?
435
00:17:28,142 --> 00:17:30,781
I can't believe we're driving
slowly past Eric's house.
436
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,683
(scoffs) I must be insane.
437
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,418
You know what? This is stupid.
438
00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,286
Sir, can you please turn around?
439
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:38,989
Sir, can you please ignore
everything my friend just said?
440
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:41,525
- Mm-hmm.
- You're getting closure.
441
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,660
Yes, and we're on a bridge.
442
00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:45,162
This is gonna be really good for you.
443
00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:46,696
- No, no, it's not.
- Yes, it is.
444
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,465
And, hey, look at all this legroom.
445
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,334
Oh, my God.
446
00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:52,236
I was just thinking that.
447
00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:55,572
♪ Higher, higher ♪
448
00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:57,674
(The Naked and Famous' "Higher")
449
00:17:57,709 --> 00:18:00,176
♪ Tonight we raise the dead ♪
450
00:18:00,211 --> 00:18:03,246
♪ Tonight we bury this... ♪
451
00:18:03,281 --> 00:18:04,781
Now what?
452
00:18:04,816 --> 00:18:08,752
I guess we just watch and wait.
453
00:18:10,488 --> 00:18:11,854
I'm so incredibly sorry, sir.
454
00:18:11,889 --> 00:18:14,657
This is probably the weirdest thing
you've ever had to do.
455
00:18:14,692 --> 00:18:16,825
- You can call me Carl.
- Hi, Carl.
456
00:18:16,861 --> 00:18:19,895
How about I get out and see
if his name is still on the call box?
457
00:18:19,931 --> 00:18:20,896
(car door opens)
458
00:18:20,932 --> 00:18:22,331
Total babe.
459
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:24,267
(car door closes)
460
00:18:24,302 --> 00:18:26,135
God, it's so weird being back here.
461
00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:27,570
I mean, how many hours did I spend
462
00:18:27,605 --> 00:18:29,672
hanging out on those steps with him?
463
00:18:29,707 --> 00:18:31,206
- Mm, honey...
- It's okay. It's okay.
464
00:18:31,241 --> 00:18:32,207
There's no need to be melodramatic.
465
00:18:32,242 --> 00:18:34,043
I'm... I'm fine.
466
00:18:34,078 --> 00:18:37,613
Jane, he's the first guy that you said
"I love you" to.
467
00:18:37,648 --> 00:18:38,948
It's okay to not be fine.
468
00:18:38,983 --> 00:18:40,716
But I'm seriously fine.
469
00:18:40,751 --> 00:18:42,618
♪ Under the shape of years... ♪
470
00:18:42,653 --> 00:18:43,885
(exhales deeply) Okay.
471
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,287
(clears throat)
472
00:18:45,322 --> 00:18:47,822
Oh, wait, is that him?
473
00:18:47,857 --> 00:18:48,823
- (gasps)
- Oh, my God, it's him.
474
00:18:48,858 --> 00:18:50,058
Oh!
475
00:18:50,094 --> 00:18:51,426
♪ Higher ♪
476
00:18:52,996 --> 00:18:55,263
Carl, Carl, Carl.
477
00:18:55,299 --> 00:18:57,499
(whispering) That's him. Get back.
478
00:18:57,534 --> 00:19:01,368
♪ Tonight we bury this in fire, fire ♪
479
00:19:03,873 --> 00:19:06,440
♪ Under the shape of years ♪
480
00:19:06,476 --> 00:19:09,077
♪ And the weight that brought us here ♪
481
00:19:09,112 --> 00:19:11,178
And now?
482
00:19:11,214 --> 00:19:13,447
- (sighs)
- We get the hell out of Brooklyn.
483
00:19:13,483 --> 00:19:17,684
♪ Higher, higher ♪
484
00:19:24,594 --> 00:19:27,528
Jane?
485
00:19:27,563 --> 00:19:28,629
Do you need something?
486
00:19:28,664 --> 00:19:30,097
Yes, if you have a minute.
487
00:19:30,133 --> 00:19:31,765
I do if it's important.
488
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,767
I just wanted to talk to
you about my assignment.
489
00:19:33,802 --> 00:19:35,268
I feel like I gave you
the wrong impression
490
00:19:35,303 --> 00:19:36,637
of who I am as a writer
491
00:19:36,672 --> 00:19:38,304
and where I belong here.
492
00:19:38,340 --> 00:19:40,974
I think that I could handle
bigger subject matter,
493
00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:44,077
and I want to prove it,
so I have some ideas
494
00:19:44,113 --> 00:19:45,345
that I was hoping to throw at you.
495
00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:47,147
No.
496
00:19:47,182 --> 00:19:48,682
Jane, I liked your pitch.
497
00:19:48,717 --> 00:19:50,517
It's the story I want you to write.
498
00:19:55,690 --> 00:19:56,789
(sighs)
499
00:19:56,824 --> 00:19:58,691
Lauren Park's office.
500
00:19:58,726 --> 00:20:00,260
Uh, I'll have to check her schedule
501
00:20:00,295 --> 00:20:01,661
and get back to you.
502
00:20:01,696 --> 00:20:02,695
Thanks.
503
00:20:02,730 --> 00:20:03,929
- Hi.
- Hi.
504
00:20:03,965 --> 00:20:05,565
Um, so Eric's best friend
505
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,566
is going to a rooftop
party in SoHo tonight.
506
00:20:07,601 --> 00:20:09,101
I know this because he's on Facebook,
507
00:20:09,137 --> 00:20:10,970
like all sane and rational people.
508
00:20:11,005 --> 00:20:12,705
And you think that Eric
might be there with him?
509
00:20:12,740 --> 00:20:14,239
I think the odds are good enough
510
00:20:14,275 --> 00:20:16,008
that I have to check it out, so...
511
00:20:16,044 --> 00:20:17,643
will you please come with me?
512
00:20:17,679 --> 00:20:18,711
- (phone ringing)
- Please, please, please?
513
00:20:18,746 --> 00:20:20,012
Hold on.
514
00:20:20,048 --> 00:20:22,247
Lauren Park's office.
515
00:20:22,283 --> 00:20:24,149
I don't have her at the moment.
We'll have to return.
516
00:20:24,185 --> 00:20:26,251
Thank you.
517
00:20:26,287 --> 00:20:28,287
I wish I could,
but I have to work really late
518
00:20:28,322 --> 00:20:30,789
- for the 60th-anniversary gala.
- Come on.
519
00:20:30,824 --> 00:20:32,724
Can't you have somebody,
like, fill in for you?
520
00:20:32,759 --> 00:20:34,359
You're such a better wingwoman than Kat.
521
00:20:34,395 --> 00:20:35,827
- I need you.
- Aw, thanks.
522
00:20:35,862 --> 00:20:37,062
Tell that to my boss, though.
523
00:20:37,097 --> 00:20:39,864
(phone ringing)
524
00:20:40,466 --> 00:20:41,599
Lauren Park's office.
525
00:20:41,634 --> 00:20:44,268
I very much appreciated
the Snapchat lessons.
526
00:20:44,304 --> 00:20:46,404
It seems only fair I return the favor,
527
00:20:46,439 --> 00:20:49,174
so I'm gonna teach you
how we used to do things.
528
00:20:50,443 --> 00:20:52,210
Describe your panties.
529
00:20:52,245 --> 00:20:53,511
(rock music)
530
00:20:53,546 --> 00:20:55,979
Hold, please.
531
00:20:56,015 --> 00:20:58,416
This is really important, so...
532
00:20:58,451 --> 00:21:00,084
- um, I should probably...
- Okay, okay.
533
00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:02,286
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fine.
I will go alone,
534
00:21:02,322 --> 00:21:04,054
and I will call you later
and tell you all about it.
535
00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:05,989
- Love you. Bye.
- Love you, too. Bye.
536
00:21:11,097 --> 00:21:12,830
(chuckles)
537
00:21:12,865 --> 00:21:14,031
I can't talk right now.
538
00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:15,065
Yes, you can.
539
00:21:15,101 --> 00:21:16,472
Find a way.
540
00:21:18,437 --> 00:21:20,403
Let me see if I can find the information
541
00:21:20,439 --> 00:21:23,006
that you're looking for.
542
00:21:23,042 --> 00:21:24,674
Ah, yes, here it is.
543
00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:27,310
I believe that for the
article on panties,
544
00:21:27,346 --> 00:21:28,545
we were discussing
545
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:33,015
a black lace thong.
546
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:35,168
Excuse me.
547
00:21:35,418 --> 00:21:36,957
That's all the information
I have at the moment.
548
00:21:36,958 --> 00:21:38,855
Thank you for calling. Good-bye.
549
00:21:38,890 --> 00:21:41,524
Sorry. Hi,
can I help you with something?
550
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:44,127
- I'm looking for this girl.
- -
551
00:21:44,162 --> 00:21:45,561
So tell me, Kat,
552
00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:46,796
have I misunderstood you?
553
00:21:46,831 --> 00:21:48,364
I'm a feminist, okay?
554
00:21:48,399 --> 00:21:51,134
I'm political, and so is this magazine.
555
00:21:51,169 --> 00:21:52,935
It's about clothes and makeup
556
00:21:52,971 --> 00:21:54,403
and how to get boys.
557
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:56,806
I dare you to tell that to Jacqueline.
558
00:21:56,841 --> 00:21:58,107
You know,
when she took over the magazine,
559
00:21:58,143 --> 00:21:59,375
she shifted the focus.
560
00:21:59,410 --> 00:22:00,777
She calls it stealth feminism.
561
00:22:00,812 --> 00:22:02,456
It's no longer how to please your man...
562
00:22:02,491 --> 00:22:04,400
or woman... in bed.
563
00:22:04,435 --> 00:22:05,414
It's how to please yourself.
564
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:07,215
You should come back tomorrow.
I can get you a meeting.
565
00:22:07,251 --> 00:22:08,515
She'll convince you.
566
00:22:08,516 --> 00:22:10,719
I have a shoot scheduled in
the Middle East tomorrow.
567
00:22:10,755 --> 00:22:12,288
I fly out on the red-eye tonight.
568
00:22:12,323 --> 00:22:14,356
Okay, well, then I'll convince you.
569
00:22:14,392 --> 00:22:16,124
You are very relentless.
570
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,493
You have no idea.
571
00:22:17,528 --> 00:22:20,428
(muffled laughter)
572
00:22:20,463 --> 00:22:22,164
What is going on in there?
573
00:22:22,199 --> 00:22:25,366
- A focus group.
- It's an impressive collection.
574
00:22:25,402 --> 00:22:28,069
Yeah, uh...
575
00:22:28,105 --> 00:22:30,272
we... we get a lot of
freebies sent to the office.
576
00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:32,373
I'm sorry. Is this kind of weird?
577
00:22:32,409 --> 00:22:33,708
It's not weird.
578
00:22:33,743 --> 00:22:35,943
They are illegal in my country,
579
00:22:35,978 --> 00:22:37,645
but, um, they are illegal
580
00:22:37,681 --> 00:22:40,147
because my government is repressive...
581
00:22:41,351 --> 00:22:44,419
Which is why I do not respect that law.
582
00:22:44,454 --> 00:22:48,222
(mellow pop music)
583
00:22:52,994 --> 00:22:54,626
Thank you so much for doing this for me.
584
00:22:54,662 --> 00:22:56,662
Sutton had to work late,
and Kat... I don't know,
585
00:22:56,697 --> 00:22:58,630
something about helping her new friend
586
00:22:58,666 --> 00:23:00,399
pack for a trip or something.
587
00:23:00,434 --> 00:23:01,933
Mm, no problem.
588
00:23:01,968 --> 00:23:05,370
So we're hoping to
just run into your ex?
589
00:23:05,406 --> 00:23:07,138
Yeah.
590
00:23:07,174 --> 00:23:08,139
Okay.
591
00:23:08,175 --> 00:23:09,841
Oh, thank you.
592
00:23:14,915 --> 00:23:16,815
Let's do a lap.
593
00:23:16,850 --> 00:23:18,316
♪ Make 'em whistle like a missile ♪
594
00:23:18,351 --> 00:23:19,717
♪ Bomb, bomb ♪
595
00:23:19,752 --> 00:23:21,485
(BLACKPINK's "Whistle")
596
00:23:21,521 --> 00:23:22,987
♪ Make 'em whistle like a missile ♪
597
00:23:23,023 --> 00:23:24,355
♪ Bomb, bomb ♪
598
00:23:25,458 --> 00:23:26,691
(cell phone vibrates)
599
00:23:26,726 --> 00:23:27,758
♪ Every time I show up ♪
600
00:23:27,794 --> 00:23:29,393
♪ Blow up, uh ♪
601
00:23:29,429 --> 00:23:32,396
- (singing in Korean)
- -
602
00:23:32,432 --> 00:23:34,812
- - -
603
00:23:38,817 --> 00:23:40,728
- - -
604
00:23:40,729 --> 00:23:43,391
- - -
605
00:23:53,785 --> 00:23:55,552
♪ Make 'em whistle like a missile ♪
606
00:23:55,587 --> 00:23:56,753
♪ Bomb, bomb ♪
607
00:23:58,390 --> 00:24:00,357
♪ Every time I show up ♪
608
00:24:00,392 --> 00:24:01,591
♪ Blow up, uh ♪
609
00:24:03,395 --> 00:24:04,995
♪ Make 'em whistle like a missile ♪
610
00:24:05,030 --> 00:24:06,930
♪ Bomb, blow up, bomb ♪
611
00:24:06,966 --> 00:24:09,131
What happened?
612
00:24:09,167 --> 00:24:11,468
With Eric?
613
00:24:11,503 --> 00:24:13,470
It was my birthday,
614
00:24:13,505 --> 00:24:15,805
and we were gonna go
away for the weekend.
615
00:24:15,841 --> 00:24:18,241
So we're standing in
Grand Central Station,
616
00:24:18,276 --> 00:24:20,109
and he looks at me, and he says,
617
00:24:20,144 --> 00:24:21,878
"I don't want to do this anymore."
618
00:24:21,913 --> 00:24:24,413
And I was like,
"We don't have to go to the Hamptons."
619
00:24:24,448 --> 00:24:26,815
And...
620
00:24:26,851 --> 00:24:28,918
Yeah, he didn't...
he didn't mean the weekend.
621
00:24:28,953 --> 00:24:31,254
He meant all of it.
622
00:24:31,289 --> 00:24:33,389
Sorry.
623
00:24:33,424 --> 00:24:35,124
It's fine.
624
00:24:35,159 --> 00:24:36,425
Really?
625
00:24:36,460 --> 00:24:38,294
No. No, it's not fine. (Scoffs)
626
00:24:38,329 --> 00:24:40,429
Um...
627
00:24:40,464 --> 00:24:43,031
I was never taught how to
handle this kind of stuff.
628
00:24:43,066 --> 00:24:45,401
I mean,
between three brothers and no mom,
629
00:24:45,436 --> 00:24:47,569
I didn't exactly get
the instruction manual
630
00:24:47,605 --> 00:24:48,970
on how to deal with it
631
00:24:49,006 --> 00:24:50,639
when the guy you love leaves you alone
632
00:24:50,674 --> 00:24:54,610
in a train station
on your birthday, so...
633
00:24:54,645 --> 00:24:58,146
You never told me about your mom.
634
00:24:58,181 --> 00:25:00,048
She died when I was really little,
635
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:03,451
so I-I don't even remember her.
636
00:25:03,486 --> 00:25:04,719
Sorry to hear that.
637
00:25:04,754 --> 00:25:06,054
It would have been nice
638
00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:10,658
to have some female energy around.
639
00:25:10,693 --> 00:25:13,461
(soft music)
640
00:25:13,496 --> 00:25:15,496
It's gonna sound really dumb, but, uh,
641
00:25:15,532 --> 00:25:17,632
it's kind of why
I fell in love with "Scarlet,"
642
00:25:17,667 --> 00:25:19,199
'cause when I needed it,
643
00:25:19,235 --> 00:25:23,170
it was like getting advice
from an older sister
644
00:25:23,205 --> 00:25:26,006
that I always wished I had.
645
00:25:26,042 --> 00:25:27,274
(chuckles)
646
00:25:27,310 --> 00:25:28,743
It doesn't sound dumb at all.
647
00:25:31,347 --> 00:25:32,846
Yeah.
648
00:25:35,684 --> 00:25:38,785
♪ I got drunk and fell
asleep atop the sheets ♪
649
00:25:38,821 --> 00:25:40,321
♪ But luckily... ♪
650
00:25:40,356 --> 00:25:42,356
Thank you, sir.
You will not regret this.
651
00:25:42,391 --> 00:25:44,458
I might. You will not.
652
00:25:44,493 --> 00:25:48,194
I think the main line calls out
from an unlisted number.
653
00:25:48,229 --> 00:25:50,630
♪ Can't remember how it goes ♪
654
00:25:50,666 --> 00:25:52,165
(Courtney Barnett's "History Eraser")
655
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,334
(line trilling)
656
00:25:55,453 --> 00:25:56,135
This is Sutton.
657
00:25:56,171 --> 00:25:58,438
Hi, it's me.
658
00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:00,974
- Jane?
- Mm-hmm.
659
00:26:01,009 --> 00:26:02,976
Why are you calling me
from an unknown number?
660
00:26:03,011 --> 00:26:04,477
It worked.
661
00:26:04,512 --> 00:26:06,245
You sound drunk.
662
00:26:06,281 --> 00:26:07,680
Yes. Correct.
663
00:26:07,715 --> 00:26:10,116
I, um... I got myself drunk enough
664
00:26:10,151 --> 00:26:12,218
to express my emotions,
665
00:26:12,253 --> 00:26:15,054
and it turns out I have a
lot of emotions to express.
666
00:26:15,090 --> 00:26:17,190
Not at you. You, I love.
667
00:26:17,225 --> 00:26:19,258
Um, but at Eric,
668
00:26:19,294 --> 00:26:20,659
and I'm gonna call him
669
00:26:20,695 --> 00:26:22,862
after you give me a pep talk.
670
00:26:22,897 --> 00:26:25,831
Um, are you sure you want
to do that right now?
671
00:26:25,867 --> 00:26:26,999
Yes.
672
00:26:27,034 --> 00:26:29,334
Gosh, worst pep talk ever.
673
00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:30,736
Everything okay?
674
00:26:30,771 --> 00:26:33,672
Um, Sutton Brady,
675
00:26:33,708 --> 00:26:35,407
where are you?
676
00:26:35,442 --> 00:26:37,009
Are you with a dude?
677
00:26:37,044 --> 00:26:39,744
No, I'm still at the office.
678
00:26:39,779 --> 00:26:42,547
Ah, that's Lauren's phone
ringing right now.
679
00:26:42,582 --> 00:26:43,848
I got to go get it. I'm sorry.
680
00:26:43,884 --> 00:26:45,717
I'll call you later. Bye.
681
00:26:45,752 --> 00:26:47,752
With the cream of sweet vermouth
682
00:26:47,787 --> 00:26:51,723
In my brain, I rearrange
683
00:26:51,758 --> 00:26:54,091
The letters on the page
684
00:26:54,127 --> 00:26:56,728
Liar.
685
00:26:58,798 --> 00:27:01,098
I hope your friends back home
appreciate the contraband.
686
00:27:01,134 --> 00:27:02,567
- They will.
- (laughs)
687
00:27:02,602 --> 00:27:05,236
Can I ask you a personal question?
688
00:27:05,271 --> 00:27:07,539
Uh, I don't know
what the signals are like
689
00:27:07,574 --> 00:27:10,241
in your culture, but in mine,
690
00:27:10,276 --> 00:27:13,210
when we spend an evening helping
someone take apart vibrators
691
00:27:13,246 --> 00:27:15,079
to smuggle into a foreign country,
692
00:27:15,114 --> 00:27:17,948
it's a pretty good indicator
that it's okay to get personal.
693
00:27:17,983 --> 00:27:20,451
What's your sexual orientation?
694
00:27:22,621 --> 00:27:25,256
Out and proud hetero.
695
00:27:25,291 --> 00:27:27,323
Sorry.
696
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:29,392
It wasn't a come-on.
697
00:27:29,428 --> 00:27:31,261
Oh, it would be okay if it was.
698
00:27:31,296 --> 00:27:32,295
I could do worse,
699
00:27:32,330 --> 00:27:34,230
and, you know, honestly,
700
00:27:34,266 --> 00:27:36,900
I actually really get
the whole girl thing.
701
00:27:36,936 --> 00:27:37,901
I do.
702
00:27:37,937 --> 00:27:39,803
But, you know, for me,
703
00:27:39,838 --> 00:27:43,106
I could just never get past...
704
00:27:43,141 --> 00:27:45,108
this.
705
00:27:45,143 --> 00:27:48,578
Well, for me,
it's never just been about...
706
00:27:48,613 --> 00:27:51,614
"this."
707
00:27:51,649 --> 00:27:53,749
It's, uh...
708
00:27:53,785 --> 00:27:56,553
it's more about this.
709
00:27:56,588 --> 00:27:58,121
Damn it.
710
00:27:58,156 --> 00:28:00,990
Never really been much
of a boobs girl either.
711
00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:06,261
You use humor to hide
your real emotions.
712
00:28:06,297 --> 00:28:09,632
Oh, okay. All right.
713
00:28:09,667 --> 00:28:11,667
Hey, I'm gonna ask you
a personal question.
714
00:28:11,703 --> 00:28:14,670
Okay.
715
00:28:14,706 --> 00:28:16,671
Why do you still wear a hijab?
716
00:28:16,707 --> 00:28:20,509
Isn't it kind of contradictory?
717
00:28:20,544 --> 00:28:24,045
I choose to wear the hijab.
718
00:28:24,081 --> 00:28:26,381
It does not oppress me...
719
00:28:26,417 --> 00:28:28,584
but liberates me
720
00:28:28,619 --> 00:28:31,153
from society's expectations
721
00:28:31,188 --> 00:28:33,622
of what a woman should look like.
722
00:28:33,657 --> 00:28:35,189
People tend to get uncomfortable
723
00:28:35,225 --> 00:28:38,059
when they cannot put you in a box.
724
00:28:38,095 --> 00:28:43,164
But I've always liked to
make people uncomfortable.
725
00:28:43,199 --> 00:28:46,334
Well, you're very good at it.
726
00:28:46,369 --> 00:28:48,036
Every night you're saying prayers
727
00:28:48,071 --> 00:28:50,804
(both chuckle)
728
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,807
(cell phone vibrating, ringing)
729
00:28:53,843 --> 00:28:55,976
(clears throat)
730
00:28:56,012 --> 00:28:57,311
Oh, sorry, I should...
731
00:28:57,347 --> 00:28:59,614
I should take this.
732
00:29:00,734 --> 00:29:01,382
Jane?
733
00:29:01,417 --> 00:29:04,185
At first, I was calling
because Sutton lied to me,
734
00:29:04,220 --> 00:29:06,419
and I'm worried about her,
735
00:29:06,455 --> 00:29:09,322
but now I'm calling because I'm drunk
736
00:29:09,358 --> 00:29:11,358
and I might puke and I need you to come
737
00:29:11,393 --> 00:29:12,826
and hold my hair back.
738
00:29:12,862 --> 00:29:14,161
I'm on my way.
739
00:29:16,866 --> 00:29:18,666
I'm sorry, I, uh,
740
00:29:18,701 --> 00:29:19,867
kind of have to go.
741
00:29:19,902 --> 00:29:22,735
Well, it's been very nice
742
00:29:22,771 --> 00:29:24,971
packing contraband with you,
743
00:29:25,006 --> 00:29:27,574
Kat Edison.
744
00:29:27,609 --> 00:29:30,410
Yeah, you too, Adena El-Amin.
745
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:42,354
Don't go
746
00:29:42,390 --> 00:29:45,591
Kat?
747
00:29:45,626 --> 00:29:46,693
Don't go
748
00:29:46,728 --> 00:29:49,461
You can run the article.
749
00:29:49,497 --> 00:29:50,730
Okay.
750
00:29:50,765 --> 00:29:53,032
Don't go on me now
751
00:29:53,068 --> 00:29:54,533
Thanks.
752
00:29:57,405 --> 00:29:58,870
I have no idea why she lied to me,
753
00:29:58,906 --> 00:30:00,906
but she seriously saved
my ass last night.
754
00:30:00,941 --> 00:30:03,809
I was about three seconds
from drunk-dialing Eric.
755
00:30:03,844 --> 00:30:05,077
Kind of wish you had.
756
00:30:05,112 --> 00:30:07,680
I like the idea of angry Jane.
757
00:30:07,715 --> 00:30:09,047
Are you sure this is the right place?
758
00:30:09,083 --> 00:30:11,583
Yeah. This is the building.
759
00:30:11,618 --> 00:30:13,384
Swanky.
760
00:30:14,755 --> 00:30:16,421
(dramatic music)
761
00:30:16,456 --> 00:30:18,423
Oh, my God.
762
00:30:21,729 --> 00:30:25,063
Oh, my God.
763
00:30:40,570 --> 00:30:42,596
- You guys followed me?
- We have each other's
764
00:30:42,597 --> 00:30:45,304
- "Find My Friends" for a reason.
- Yeah, in case one of us
765
00:30:45,339 --> 00:30:47,532
gets blackout drunk and/or roofied.
766
00:30:47,568 --> 00:30:49,668
How could you not tell
us that you're having sex
767
00:30:49,703 --> 00:30:51,370
- with Richard Hunter?
- 'Cause she's being an idiot.
768
00:30:51,405 --> 00:30:53,926
I've been dying to tell
you guys everything,
769
00:30:53,961 --> 00:30:56,040
but he's a board member.
This is a huge risk for him.
770
00:30:56,076 --> 00:30:57,334
If this ever got out, it would be...
771
00:30:57,335 --> 00:31:01,012
No, if this gets out,
Richard will be absolutely fine.
772
00:31:01,047 --> 00:31:02,614
Uh, he'll probably get a pat on the back
773
00:31:02,649 --> 00:31:03,868
from the rest of the board.
774
00:31:03,967 --> 00:31:06,568
You're the one who's gonna
get trashed, Sutton.
775
00:31:06,603 --> 00:31:08,437
We all know what everyone at
"Scarlet" calls this,
776
00:31:08,472 --> 00:31:10,572
sleeping with an older man
with money, you're...
777
00:31:10,607 --> 00:31:12,607
Screwing up? You think I'm screwing up?
778
00:31:12,643 --> 00:31:14,275
- I don't think that, Sutton.
- First of all...
779
00:31:14,310 --> 00:31:17,278
I can screw whoever I want.
780
00:31:17,313 --> 00:31:21,233
And second of all,
that's not even what this is, Kat.
781
00:31:22,501 --> 00:31:24,953
I like him.
782
00:31:26,590 --> 00:31:28,756
What? A guy like that would
never go for a girl like me?
783
00:31:28,791 --> 00:31:30,058
That's not what we're saying.
784
00:31:30,093 --> 00:31:31,492
Do you realize how insane it is
785
00:31:31,528 --> 00:31:32,593
that you used an app to stalk me?
786
00:31:32,628 --> 00:31:34,495
- (cell phone ringing)
- Okay, well, I called you...
787
00:31:34,531 --> 00:31:36,064
Just give me one second.
788
00:31:36,099 --> 00:31:37,498
I needed you, and you lied to me.
789
00:31:37,534 --> 00:31:38,899
(both speaking at once)
790
00:31:38,935 --> 00:31:41,402
Firuze? Okay, slow down.
791
00:31:41,438 --> 00:31:42,770
- Okay, well, I'm sorry...
- I would never do that to you.
792
00:31:42,805 --> 00:31:43,837
Guys, shut up. Shut up.
793
00:31:44,287 --> 00:31:46,740
Adena's been detained
at the airport back home.
794
00:31:46,776 --> 00:31:50,377
They found one of the
vibrators in her luggage.
795
00:31:50,412 --> 00:31:52,580
Hello? Yeah, I'm here.
796
00:31:52,615 --> 00:31:54,582
They're supposed to take the
contraband and let her go,
797
00:31:54,617 --> 00:31:56,316
but they've been holding her for hours,
798
00:31:56,351 --> 00:31:59,419
and they won't let Firuze
or anyone else talk to her.
799
00:31:59,455 --> 00:32:00,987
Well, does she have a lawyer over there?
800
00:32:01,022 --> 00:32:03,390
No. That's why Firuze called me.
801
00:32:03,425 --> 00:32:06,426
She was hoping, you know,
that maybe I could help,
802
00:32:06,462 --> 00:32:10,497
but, uh, I just have
no idea who to call.
803
00:32:10,532 --> 00:32:13,300
Um, Evan.
804
00:32:13,335 --> 00:32:15,602
Get Janice O'Hare on the phone.
805
00:32:15,637 --> 00:32:17,169
I have a friend at the State Department.
806
00:32:22,978 --> 00:32:26,479
Hey, I got the rundown on
what Adena's up against.
807
00:32:26,514 --> 00:32:27,814
Okay.
808
00:32:27,849 --> 00:32:29,882
Okay, there's some legal document
809
00:32:29,918 --> 00:32:32,085
that she has to sign,
but the gist is this...
810
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:36,155
She has to admit that she's
deeply ashamed of her crime.
811
00:32:36,190 --> 00:32:39,891
Well, Adena would never sign that, so...
812
00:32:39,927 --> 00:32:41,327
Kat, she's got to sign it,
813
00:32:41,362 --> 00:32:42,961
or else they're not gonna let her go.
814
00:32:42,997 --> 00:32:44,296
There's strict punishment
815
00:32:44,332 --> 00:32:45,797
for women who choose to defy them.
816
00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:49,001
Oh, really? Okay.
817
00:32:49,036 --> 00:32:50,568
Well, then I guess
I'll just have to show them
818
00:32:50,604 --> 00:32:53,038
a woman defying them.
819
00:32:53,073 --> 00:32:54,906
Listen up, everyone.
Stop what you're doing.
820
00:32:54,942 --> 00:32:56,508
We are going to tweet
821
00:32:56,543 --> 00:32:58,977
that a woman is being
held against her will
822
00:32:59,013 --> 00:33:01,780
simply for wanting to
own her own sexuality.
823
00:33:01,815 --> 00:33:04,116
# FreeAdena, unless someone
has something better.
824
00:33:04,151 --> 00:33:07,252
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up.
Nobody is tweeting anything.
825
00:33:07,287 --> 00:33:09,254
Kat, my office.
826
00:33:09,289 --> 00:33:11,577
I am the social-media director, okay?
827
00:33:11,612 --> 00:33:12,790
I'm tweeting this.
828
00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:15,993
Have you even considered
what this could do to Adena?
829
00:33:16,029 --> 00:33:18,396
Putting attention on it? Shaming them?
830
00:33:18,431 --> 00:33:21,533
God, Kat, just think it through
831
00:33:21,568 --> 00:33:23,400
before you open your mouth.
832
00:33:26,639 --> 00:33:30,041
(keys tapping)
833
00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:31,075
What are you doing?
834
00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:33,844
(tapping continues)
835
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,245
(cell phone whistles)
836
00:33:38,051 --> 00:33:39,716
Get me into "Scarlet's" Twitter.
837
00:33:39,751 --> 00:33:42,457
We need to delete
whatever she just posted.
838
00:33:43,889 --> 00:33:47,090
- (dramatic music)
- -
839
00:33:51,597 --> 00:33:52,962
It's funny.
840
00:33:52,998 --> 00:33:54,298
Kat, where are you going?
841
00:33:54,333 --> 00:33:56,032
I don't know, okay?
842
00:33:56,068 --> 00:33:58,735
I don't know. I just...
I need to go to the consulate.
843
00:33:58,770 --> 00:34:02,205
Or... or call the...
844
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,240
I don't know. I just...
I need to do something.
845
00:34:04,275 --> 00:34:05,875
There's nothing you can do.
846
00:34:05,911 --> 00:34:08,044
- Hey, hey, it's gonna be okay.
- Yeah.
847
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,413
They could send her to jail forever,
848
00:34:10,448 --> 00:34:12,548
or worse, and it is completely my fault.
849
00:34:12,584 --> 00:34:14,917
Hey, it is not your fault.
850
00:34:14,952 --> 00:34:17,253
Yes, it is. I gave her the vibrators.
851
00:34:17,288 --> 00:34:20,189
It was my idea to smuggle them in,
all because I...
852
00:34:20,225 --> 00:34:21,624
(exhales shakily)
853
00:34:21,659 --> 00:34:23,593
I just... I... I need to fix this.
854
00:34:23,628 --> 00:34:25,428
No, what you need to do
right now is just scream.
855
00:34:25,463 --> 00:34:27,196
When I was a kid in Colorado,
856
00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:29,436
I used to just hike up to
the mountains and scream.
857
00:34:29,471 --> 00:34:30,398
Just let it out.
858
00:34:30,434 --> 00:34:32,000
Well, that is a beautiful story, Jane,
859
00:34:32,036 --> 00:34:34,269
but unfortunately, this is not Colorado.
860
00:34:34,304 --> 00:34:37,272
This is New York City,
and there is literally nowhere
861
00:34:37,307 --> 00:34:41,476
in this entire city where people
aren't always on top of you!
862
00:34:41,511 --> 00:34:43,411
Excuse me, sir, thank you.
863
00:34:45,949 --> 00:34:47,616
Shut up!
864
00:34:48,952 --> 00:34:50,952
No, no, no, this is perfect.
865
00:34:50,987 --> 00:34:53,288
We just found the one place in
New York where you can scream.
866
00:34:53,323 --> 00:34:55,156
Oh, my God, Jane. Please stop.
867
00:34:55,191 --> 00:34:56,691
Hey, we're just trying to help you.
868
00:34:56,727 --> 00:34:58,326
What are you gonna do to help, Sutton?
869
00:34:58,362 --> 00:34:59,700
Are you gonna call your boyfriend
870
00:34:59,701 --> 00:35:01,796
and see if maybe he can
fix the problem for me?
871
00:35:01,831 --> 00:35:03,497
♪ Can't stop me now ♪
872
00:35:03,532 --> 00:35:05,099
- I got to go.
- You know what?
873
00:35:05,135 --> 00:35:07,135
If she wants to go through this alone,
874
00:35:07,170 --> 00:35:08,302
let her.
875
00:35:09,739 --> 00:35:12,974
♪ Ah-ooh, oh-oh oh-oh-oh ♪
876
00:35:13,009 --> 00:35:16,110
(groans)
877
00:35:16,146 --> 00:35:17,711
- Hello, Jane.
- Jacqueline.
878
00:35:17,747 --> 00:35:19,480
I'm so sorry,
I didn't realize you were in here.
879
00:35:19,515 --> 00:35:21,482
- I'll get out of your way.
- I just wasn't feeling
880
00:35:21,517 --> 00:35:22,983
these shoes sent over for the gala,
881
00:35:23,018 --> 00:35:24,518
but it seems like you need this closet
882
00:35:24,553 --> 00:35:26,186
- a lot more than I do.
- No, no, no.
883
00:35:26,221 --> 00:35:28,955
Uh, don't wear shoes you
don't like because of me.
884
00:35:28,991 --> 00:35:30,190
Just forget I was here.
885
00:35:30,225 --> 00:35:31,825
Jane.
886
00:35:31,860 --> 00:35:33,927
- What is going on with you?
- Um, nothing.
887
00:35:33,962 --> 00:35:36,396
I felt very confident
giving you this promotion,
888
00:35:36,431 --> 00:35:38,498
but your energy this week has been off.
889
00:35:38,533 --> 00:35:40,200
- Maybe you're not quite ready.
- No.
890
00:35:40,235 --> 00:35:42,169
I am. I'm ready.
891
00:35:42,204 --> 00:35:44,737
And I'm so grateful
for this opportunity.
892
00:35:44,773 --> 00:35:46,072
Good.
893
00:35:46,108 --> 00:35:48,708
I'm glad to hear that.
894
00:35:48,743 --> 00:35:51,511
So when am I gonna get
some material from you?
895
00:35:51,546 --> 00:35:53,212
Soon. It's all there.
896
00:35:53,247 --> 00:35:54,947
Well, I found Eric.
897
00:35:54,982 --> 00:35:58,651
I, um...
I'm just having trouble finishing it.
898
00:35:58,687 --> 00:36:01,954
How can we fix that, then?
899
00:36:01,989 --> 00:36:04,056
Well, I guess I-I need to talk to him.
900
00:36:04,091 --> 00:36:06,158
Well, that sounds like a
pretty good guess to me.
901
00:36:06,194 --> 00:36:07,427
Why haven't you done that?
902
00:36:11,032 --> 00:36:12,832
Because it hurts too much.
903
00:36:12,867 --> 00:36:14,900
(door opens)
904
00:36:14,936 --> 00:36:17,369
Jacqueline, I've got Beyoncé for you.
905
00:36:20,074 --> 00:36:22,374
Beyoncé Knowles.
906
00:36:22,409 --> 00:36:24,876
No shit, Andrew.
907
00:36:24,911 --> 00:36:26,545
Tell her I'll call right back.
908
00:36:29,783 --> 00:36:33,385
So it's your choice whether you want
to go after that ending or not,
909
00:36:33,420 --> 00:36:36,120
but I've never met anybody
who made a career happen
910
00:36:36,156 --> 00:36:38,223
by hiding out in the fashion closet.
911
00:36:38,258 --> 00:36:41,226
(soft music)
912
00:36:44,831 --> 00:36:45,964
(door closes)
913
00:36:51,579 --> 00:36:53,379
♪ She'll be jaywalking right across ♪
914
00:36:53,414 --> 00:36:55,014
♪ While the cops talk ♪
915
00:36:55,049 --> 00:36:59,519
♪ Make you feel like a boss ♪
916
00:36:59,554 --> 00:37:01,454
♪ When your eyes lock ♪
917
00:37:01,489 --> 00:37:05,057
♪ And you can't stop staring endlessly ♪
918
00:37:06,961 --> 00:37:10,062
♪ Everybody knows she's a perfect ten ♪
919
00:37:10,097 --> 00:37:12,230
♪ And I'm hanging on tight
till the whole things ends ♪
920
00:37:12,266 --> 00:37:13,899
Don't even say it.
921
00:37:13,934 --> 00:37:16,869
I know,
but I don't want you to get hurt.
922
00:37:16,904 --> 00:37:18,837
Me neither.
923
00:37:18,873 --> 00:37:22,240
- ♪ She sets, she sets the city on fire ♪
- -
924
00:37:22,276 --> 00:37:26,043
♪ She sets the city on fire ♪
925
00:37:26,078 --> 00:37:29,613
♪ Burns like a million lighters ♪
926
00:37:29,649 --> 00:37:32,849
- ♪ I'm going up, I couldn't
get much higher ♪ - -
927
00:37:32,885 --> 00:37:38,489
- ♪ She sets, she sets the city on fire ♪
- -
928
00:37:38,524 --> 00:37:42,492
- ♪ Everybody knows she's a perfect ten ♪
- -
929
00:37:42,527 --> 00:37:45,496
♪ And I'm hanging on tight
till the whole things ends ♪
930
00:37:45,561 --> 00:37:47,327
Hey. You texted.
931
00:37:47,362 --> 00:37:48,795
What are we doing here?
932
00:37:48,831 --> 00:37:50,998
Well, I could answer that, or...
933
00:37:51,033 --> 00:37:52,132
I could show you.
934
00:37:54,737 --> 00:37:56,570
Okay, I'm sorry
I had to ignore you before,
935
00:37:56,605 --> 00:37:57,871
but this... this is...
936
00:37:57,907 --> 00:37:59,205
- This is work.
- Yeah.
937
00:37:59,241 --> 00:38:00,706
And we knew this would be tricky.
938
00:38:00,742 --> 00:38:03,709
(soft music)
939
00:38:05,447 --> 00:38:07,247
But this is not what I want.
940
00:38:09,317 --> 00:38:11,017
I want to go out on dates.
941
00:38:11,053 --> 00:38:13,719
I want to be asked out on dates,
942
00:38:13,755 --> 00:38:15,821
and if that's not what you want,
943
00:38:15,857 --> 00:38:17,623
I understand.
944
00:38:17,659 --> 00:38:19,959
But I need you to know
945
00:38:19,994 --> 00:38:23,796
I want to be the girl you
can't stop thinking about.
946
00:38:23,831 --> 00:38:25,230
I deserve to be that girl.
947
00:38:26,968 --> 00:38:28,701
Excuse me.
948
00:38:31,472 --> 00:38:33,372
Thank you very much for joining me
949
00:38:33,407 --> 00:38:36,942
to celebrate 60 years of "Scarlet."
950
00:38:36,977 --> 00:38:40,179
(cheers and applause)
951
00:38:40,214 --> 00:38:43,315
Our little magazine has gone
through quite a few changes
952
00:38:43,350 --> 00:38:45,117
over the past six decades,
953
00:38:45,152 --> 00:38:47,286
and for those of you who
say that we are still
954
00:38:47,321 --> 00:38:49,955
a fashion and beauty magazine,
I say yes.
955
00:38:49,990 --> 00:38:51,189
Yes, we are.
956
00:38:51,224 --> 00:38:53,058
But for those of you who say
957
00:38:53,093 --> 00:38:56,094
we are just a fashion
and beauty magazine,
958
00:38:56,129 --> 00:38:59,263
I say, "Here's the next great mascara
959
00:38:59,299 --> 00:39:01,800
"to give you bigger
eyes to see the world.
960
00:39:01,835 --> 00:39:03,768
"Here's a fabulous pair of jeans.
961
00:39:03,804 --> 00:39:05,836
Now go climb a mountain."
962
00:39:05,871 --> 00:39:10,975
A few years ago, I read an application
of a young intern,
963
00:39:11,010 --> 00:39:14,112
and her words have
always stayed with me.
964
00:39:14,147 --> 00:39:18,649
When asked why she wanted
to work at "Scarlet,"
965
00:39:18,684 --> 00:39:22,152
she said, "Because when I needed it,
966
00:39:22,187 --> 00:39:24,655
"'Scarlet' was like getting the advice
967
00:39:24,690 --> 00:39:29,292
of an older sister that
I'd always wished I'd had."
968
00:39:29,328 --> 00:39:30,761
No matter how many years pass,
969
00:39:30,796 --> 00:39:34,197
no matter how the world changes,
970
00:39:34,233 --> 00:39:38,801
"Scarlet"
will always be that older sister.
971
00:39:38,837 --> 00:39:41,904
And we will always be there
for the girls who need her.
972
00:39:44,743 --> 00:39:47,710
Those of you who work at the magazine,
973
00:39:47,746 --> 00:39:49,513
please raise your glasses.
974
00:39:52,518 --> 00:39:56,452
You are the women and men
975
00:39:56,487 --> 00:39:59,656
who work at "Scarlet,"
976
00:39:59,691 --> 00:40:02,892
and 60 years ago, this magazine set out
977
00:40:02,927 --> 00:40:07,263
to redefine the rules.
978
00:40:07,298 --> 00:40:12,067
And now that responsibility
falls to each one of you.
979
00:40:12,102 --> 00:40:13,802
And I want to make sure you understand
980
00:40:13,837 --> 00:40:16,938
what I expect of you.
981
00:40:16,974 --> 00:40:21,377
I expect you to have adventures.
982
00:40:21,412 --> 00:40:24,713
I expect you to fall in love,
983
00:40:24,748 --> 00:40:26,848
to get your hearts broken.
984
00:40:29,186 --> 00:40:32,253
I expect you to have sex
with the wrong people...
985
00:40:32,289 --> 00:40:34,522
to have sex with the right people,
986
00:40:34,558 --> 00:40:36,725
to make mistakes and make amends,
987
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:41,029
take a leap and make a splash.
988
00:40:41,065 --> 00:40:43,364
And I expect you to unleash holy hell
989
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,567
on anybody who tries to hold you back,
990
00:40:45,602 --> 00:40:49,704
because you don't just
work for "Scarlet."
991
00:40:49,739 --> 00:40:53,274
- You are "Scarlet."
- (cheers and applause)
992
00:40:53,310 --> 00:40:55,210
♪ I got guns in my head,
and they won't go ♪
993
00:40:55,245 --> 00:40:57,178
Cheers.
994
00:40:57,214 --> 00:40:59,113
♪ Spirits in my head,
and they won't go ♪
995
00:40:59,148 --> 00:41:02,649
♪ I got guns in my head,
and they won't go ♪
996
00:41:02,685 --> 00:41:05,786
♪ Spirits in my head, and they won't ♪
997
00:41:05,822 --> 00:41:08,589
(The Strumbellas' "Spirits")
998
00:41:08,624 --> 00:41:10,958
(train rumbling)
999
00:41:10,993 --> 00:41:13,961
(all screaming)
1000
00:41:18,834 --> 00:41:22,536
♪ I've been looking
at the stars tonight ♪
1001
00:41:22,571 --> 00:41:27,774
♪ And I think, "Oh,
how I miss that bright sun" ♪
1002
00:41:30,512 --> 00:41:34,013
♪ I'll be a dreamer till the day I die ♪
1003
00:41:34,049 --> 00:41:35,982
(cell phone ringing)
1004
00:41:36,017 --> 00:41:40,253
♪ But they say, "Oh,
how the good die young" ♪
1005
00:41:40,288 --> 00:41:42,088
♪ But we're all strange ♪
1006
00:41:42,124 --> 00:41:43,589
♪ And maybe we don't
want to change ♪
1007
00:41:43,625 --> 00:41:45,291
Get up. Get up, get up, get up, get up.
1008
00:41:45,326 --> 00:41:46,492
What?
1009
00:41:46,527 --> 00:41:48,261
It's an international number.
1010
00:41:51,999 --> 00:41:54,634
Hello?
1011
00:41:54,669 --> 00:41:58,237
Hey, Adena.
1012
00:41:58,273 --> 00:42:01,940
It's so good to hear your voice.
1013
00:42:01,976 --> 00:42:05,311
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay, so...
1014
00:42:11,218 --> 00:42:13,585
Eric.
1015
00:42:13,620 --> 00:42:17,622
Jane. Hi.
1016
00:42:17,658 --> 00:42:20,525
What are you doing here?
1017
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:22,727
I'm stalking you.
1018
00:42:24,230 --> 00:42:26,130
I'm confused.
1019
00:42:26,166 --> 00:42:28,667
It's a pretty crappy feeling, isn't it?
1020
00:42:28,702 --> 00:42:31,269
(phone ringing)
1021
00:42:31,305 --> 00:42:32,837
Lauren Park's office.
1022
00:42:32,872 --> 00:42:35,139
Sutton. It's Richard Hunter.
1023
00:42:35,175 --> 00:42:38,476
I'm calling because I can't
stop thinking about you,
1024
00:42:38,512 --> 00:42:41,378
and I would really like
to take you out to dinner.
1025
00:42:42,916 --> 00:42:45,016
I'll have to check my schedule.
1026
00:42:55,061 --> 00:42:56,393
It's a great article.
1027
00:42:56,429 --> 00:42:58,061
Thank you.
1028
00:42:58,096 --> 00:43:01,732
And thank you for everything
that you did to help.
1029
00:43:01,767 --> 00:43:02,899
Well, I didn't do much.
1030
00:43:02,935 --> 00:43:04,167
I mean, my friend was able
1031
00:43:04,203 --> 00:43:05,436
to put some pressure on,
1032
00:43:05,471 --> 00:43:06,737
let 'em know that we're watching,
1033
00:43:06,772 --> 00:43:09,540
but Adena's the one who refused
to sign that paper.
1034
00:43:09,575 --> 00:43:11,375
- She's a brave girl.
- Yeah.
1035
00:43:11,410 --> 00:43:13,844
And I know that not sending that tweet
1036
00:43:13,879 --> 00:43:15,912
was not easy.
1037
00:43:15,948 --> 00:43:17,881
But it was the right thing to do...
1038
00:43:17,916 --> 00:43:19,049
this time.
1039
00:43:19,084 --> 00:43:21,351
But not always.
1040
00:43:21,386 --> 00:43:23,386
Adena's a brave girl.
1041
00:43:23,421 --> 00:43:25,021
But so are you.
1042
00:43:26,291 --> 00:43:27,757
Thanks.
1043
00:43:30,094 --> 00:43:33,596
♪ I got guns in my head,
and they won't go ♪
1044
00:43:33,631 --> 00:43:36,098
♪ Spirits in my head,
and they won't go ♪
1045
00:43:36,133 --> 00:43:39,134
♪ I got guns in my head,
and they won't go ♪
1046
00:43:39,170 --> 00:43:40,803
♪ Spirits in my head... ♪
1047
00:43:40,839 --> 00:43:42,238
(exhales sharply)
1048
00:43:42,273 --> 00:43:43,806
(cell phone vibrates)
1049
00:43:43,842 --> 00:43:47,243
♪ The gun still rattles, oh ♪
1050
00:43:47,278 --> 00:43:49,478
(chuckles)
1051
00:43:54,651 --> 00:43:57,253
So I read your article.
1052
00:43:57,288 --> 00:43:58,820
Let's see, "How To Get Over It"
1053
00:43:58,856 --> 00:44:00,155
"When the Guy You Love Leaves You
1054
00:44:00,191 --> 00:44:03,558
Standing in a Train Station."
1055
00:44:03,594 --> 00:44:05,761
It's not what we discussed.
1056
00:44:05,796 --> 00:44:09,030
I know. I, uh...
1057
00:44:09,065 --> 00:44:10,064
I took a swing.
1058
00:44:10,100 --> 00:44:12,300
You certainly did.
1059
00:44:14,938 --> 00:44:16,471
It's excellent.
1060
00:44:27,284 --> 00:44:30,451
Does it get easier?
1061
00:44:30,486 --> 00:44:33,321
Uh, the writing? Yes.
1062
00:44:33,356 --> 00:44:36,524
But the broken heart...
1063
00:44:36,559 --> 00:44:38,626
just takes some time.
1064
00:44:40,029 --> 00:44:42,596
♪ And I don't want ♪
1065
00:44:42,632 --> 00:44:43,964
(chuckles)
1066
00:44:43,999 --> 00:44:45,399
♪ A never ending life ♪
1067
00:44:45,435 --> 00:44:47,401
♪ I just want to be alive ♪
1068
00:44:47,437 --> 00:44:48,769
(cork pops)
1069
00:44:48,805 --> 00:44:52,739
♪ While I'm here ♪
1070
00:44:52,774 --> 00:44:55,409
(laughter)
1071
00:44:55,444 --> 00:44:57,677
♪ Spirits in my head,
and they won't go ♪
1072
00:44:57,712 --> 00:45:01,281
♪ I got guns in my head,
and they won't go ♪
1073
00:45:01,317 --> 00:45:03,883
♪ Spirits in my head,
and they won't go ♪
1074
00:45:03,919 --> 00:45:05,452
♪ But the gun still rattles ♪
1075
00:45:05,487 --> 00:45:10,089
♪ The gun still rattles, oh ♪
1076
00:45:10,124 --> 00:45:12,058
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