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GOING TO COLLEGE IS
AN EXCITING TIME FOR EVERY KID,
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AND NO KID WAS MORE EXCITED
THAN SUE.
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YEAH!
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OH, I'M GOING
TO COLLEGE!
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THAT WAS JUNE.
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OHH.
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OH, MY GOD.
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IT'S REALLY HAPPENING.
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I'M GOING TO COLLEGE!
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THAT WAS JULY.
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AND THEN,
THE DAY WAS FINALLY HERE...
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EEEEEE!
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ONE WEEK UNTIL SHE WAS GOING
TO COLLEGE.
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FINE. WE CAN PUT ONE THING
IN THE TRUNK.
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I VOTE FOR SUE.
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THAT'S OKAY.
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BRING IT ON, AXL.
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LET'S HEAR 'EM.
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YOU GOT SIX DAYS TO GET OUT
ALL THE SNARKY COMMENTS
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BECAUSE I WANT
TO BE SURROUNDED
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BY NOTHING BUT KINDNESS,
SWEETNESS, RESPECT, AND LOVE
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WHEN YOU ALL TAKE ME
ON MY RIDE UP TO COLLEGE.
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WELL, THAT WON'T BE A PROBLEM,
AS I WILL NOT BE JOINING YOU
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ON THE "DORKIENT" EXPRESS.
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WHAT?
YEAH, YOU HEARD ME.
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I HAVE A WEEK
BETWEEN SCHOOL AND FOOTBALL,
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AND I HAVE ELECTED TO SPEND
MY FINAL DAYS OF FREEDOM
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FREE OF YOU.
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NO. NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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YOU HAVE TO COME.
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THE WHOLE FAMILY CAME
WHEN YOU GOT DROPPED OFF,
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AND I WANT
EXACTLY THE SAME.
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THIS IS
AN ICONIC MOMENT, AXL.
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I'VE ALREADY LABELED
A PHOTO ALBUM
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THE WHOLE FAMILY DROPS ME OFF
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SO... YEAH,
IT CAN'T BE REVERSED.
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YEAH,
IT'S NOT HAPPENING, SUE.
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MOM!
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MIKE.
AXL.
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YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT I DID.
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WHAT HE DID IS CLAIM
THAT HE DOESN'T NEED
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TO COME WITH US ALL
TO MY COLLEGE DROP-OFF.
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LOOK, WHEN YOU GUYS CAME TO ME
AND BEGGED ME
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TO LET SUE
COME TO MY SCHOOL,
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I WAS OVERLY NICE,
AS USUAL.
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I GAVE YOU MY BLESSING.
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BUT NOW, IN SIX DAYS,
SUE'S GONNA BE POKING
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HER BIG SUE HEAD
ALL UP IN MY BUSINESS,
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AND, UNTIL THAT HAPPENS,
I'D LIKE TO ENJOY
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THESE LAST MOMENTS
OF SUE-LESS-NESS... SUE-LESS!
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KEEP YOUR PANTS ON, AXL.
IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL.
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IN FACT,
PUT YOUR PANTS ON.
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YEAH, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL
TO YOU GUYS
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'CAUSE YOU DUMPED HER
ON ME.
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IT'S THE AX-MAN'S PROBLEM NOW.
YOU WASHED YOUR HANDS OF THIS.
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I BET YOU DIDN'T EVEN LOOK
AT OTHER SCHOOLS, DID YOU, HMM?
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THIS IS PROBABLY PART
OF YOUR EVIL PLAN ALL ALONG.
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YOU DONE?
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OKAY, YEAH, I AM DONE NOW.
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GOOD.
YOU'RE COMING WITH US.
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OH, COME ON.
AND, SUE,
YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.
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LET'S GO.
WE GOT WORK TO DO.
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TIME TO TEACH YOU
HOW TO BALANCE A CHECKBOOK.
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BUT...
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YEP, ALL SUMMER LONG,
MIKE HAD BEEN DEALING
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WITH SUE'S IMPENDING DEPARTURE
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BY TRYING TO CRAM
1,000 LIFE LESSONS
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INTO THE LITTLE TIME
THEY HAD LEFT.
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THERE'S A LOT OF SPIDERS
IN THE WORLD,
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AND I'M NOT GONNA BE THERE
TO KILL THEM ALL FOR YOU.
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ONE'S POISONOUS,
IT BITES YOU IN YOUR SLEEP,
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YOU'RE DEAD.
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OKAY, LATE AT NIGHT,
YOU'RE BROKEN DOWN
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ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD,
NOBODY IN SIGHT...
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IT'S UP TO YOU TO CHANGE
THIS TIRE, OR YOU'RE DEAD.
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HI, DAD.
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YOU DIDN'T ASK
WHO IT WAS.
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WHO IT WAS IS A DANGEROUS
STRANGER, AND YOU'RE DEAD.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I HAVE CHECKS.
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DO YOU THINK
I SHOULD SIGN THEM ALL NOW
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SO THEY'RE READY
WHEN I NEED THEM?
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YOU'RE SCARING ME, SUE.
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I'LL GIVE YOU
YOUR CHECKBOOK
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WHEN YOU PROVE
YOU CAN BALANCE OURS.
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HEY, THERE'S MY BIG 8TH GRADER.
HOW WAS THE FIRST DAY?
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IT WAS AWESOME.
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I ATTENDED ALL MY CLASSES
IN THE PROPER ORDER.
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AND AT THE AFTERNOON PEP RALLY,
I GOT TO GO, "'8TH GRADE.'
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SAY IT A LITTLE LOUDER NOW.
'8TH GRADE!!'"
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AND I DIDN'T THINK THE PIZZA BAG
COULD GET ANY BETTER,
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BUT STRAPPING IT
TO AUNT EDIE'S OXYGEN CART
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HAS KICKED IT UP TO A WHOLE
NEW LEVEL OF PORTABILITY.
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YEP, LOOKS LIKE THE YEAR OF
BRICK IS OFF TO A GREAT START.
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WHOA. WHOA.
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IT CAN'T BE THE YEAR OF BRICK.
IT'S STILL THE YEAR OF SUE.
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I THOUGHT THE YEAR OF SUE
WAS LAST YEAR.
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SORRY, BRICK.
IT'S THE YEAR OF SUE.
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NO, IT'S
THE YEAR OF BRICK.
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I'M GONNA END THIS RIGHT NOW.
IT'S THE YEAR OF THE COLTS!
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DONE.
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OH, MY GOD.
MOM, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
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CAN YOU BELIEVE
YOUR ONLY DAUGHTER
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IS REALLY LEAVING
FOR COLLEGE?
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SUE, DON'T START.
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I CAN'T GO THERE,
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OR I'LL NEVER STOP CRYING.
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OH, MY GOD. I'M SORRY, MOM.
I DON'T MEAN TO TORTURE YOU.
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I DON'T WANT
TO GO THERE, EITHER.
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OKAY, GOOD.
NO ONE'S GOING THERE.
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HOW YOU DOING BALANCING
THE CHECKBOOK?
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WELL, I MUST
HAVE DONE IT WRONG.
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I HAVE YOUR BALANCE
AT MINUS $11.
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NO, YOU DID IT RIGHT.
IT'S US WHO DID IT WRONG.
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♪♪♪♪
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HEY, I TAUGHT HER
HOW TO DEFEND HERSELF
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IN CASE SOMEONE TRIES
TO TAKE HER PURSE.
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AND SHE'S PRETTY GOOD AT IT.
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WELL, MAYBE
SHE'S BUILT UP SOME AGGRESSION.
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YOU HAVE BEEN KIND OF
ON HER ALL SUMMER.
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I'M SORRY, BUT UNTIL SHE KNOWS
ALL THIS STUFF,
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I'M NOT GONNA FEEL COMFORTABLE
SENDING HER AWAY.
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OH, MAN.
FORGET I SAID "AWAY."
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DON'T GO GETTING
ALL WEEPY NOW.
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HERE'S THE THING, MIKE.
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I'M FINE.
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WHAT?
YEAH.
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ABOUT SUE LEAVING,
I'M FINE.
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I'M REALLY NOT
THAT UPSET.
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WHAT?
YEAH, I KNOW.
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IT'S BAD, RIGHT?
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I KEEP WAITING FOR IT TO HAPPEN,
AND IT JUST DOESN'T.
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AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.
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I MEAN, MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE
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I'VE ALREADY GONE THROUGH IT
WITH AXL.
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MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE
I KNOW THE CAMPUS.
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MAYBE IT'LL JUST HIT ME LATER.
I DON'T KNOW.
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BUT I'M NOT FEELING
ANYTHING.
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WELL, WHAT WAS ALL THAT
OUT THERE, THEN?
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HELLO?! ACTING.
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YOU DON'T GET CAST
AS OZIAN NUMBER FOUR
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AT THE ORSON COMMUNITY THEATER
UNLESS YOU GOT SOME CHOPS.
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BUT, LOOK, I JUST DON'T WANT HER
TO FEEL BAD.
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YOU HEARD HER.
SHE'S THE SECOND CHILD.
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SHE FEELS LIKE SHE NEVER GETS
THE SAME AS AXL.
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IT'S JUST
AN ICONIC MOMENT FOR HER,
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AND I JUST DON'T WANT
TO SHORT-SHRIFT HER.
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OH, MY GOD.
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THIS IS ONE OF THE LAST TIMES
I'M GONNA WALK PAST YOUR DOOR
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AND SAY GOOD NIGHT.
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HONEY.
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I'M JUST GONNA MISS YOU
SO MUCH.
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NOT A TRILLIONTH AS MUCH
AS I'M GONNA MISS YOU.
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AWW!
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NOTHING.
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YOU'RE A MONSTER.
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HI!
WHAT'S YOUR MAJOR?
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OH, THAT'S COOL.
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OH, THIS?
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NO, IT JUST NATURALLY CURLS
THIS WAY.
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OH, THANKS.
YOUR HAIR IS CUTE, TOO.
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SO, ARE YOU GOING
TO THAT QUAD PARTY LATER?
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I TOTALLY THINK WE CAN HAVE FUN
WITHOUT DRINKING.
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MO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-M!
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OH, MY GOD.
THIS DID NOT JUST HAPPEN.
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OKAY, OKAY.
WE CAN WORK WITH THIS.
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WHY DID YOU BUY A CURLING IRON
AT A GARAGE SALE?
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A NEW CURLING IRON
IS LIKE 8 BUCKS.
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WHAT IS WRONG
WITH THIS FAMILY?
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THAT IS A QUESTION
WE'RE NOT GONNA ANSWER TONIGHT,
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BUT LET'S FOCUS
SOME OF THAT ENERGY
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ON WHAT WE CAN DO
SOMETHING ABOUT.
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YOU GOT 10 SECONDS TO SHOW ME
A SQUARE KNOT. GO.
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IS IT LOOKING ANY BETTER?
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TONS... IT'S REALLY BOUNCY
AND LIGHT.
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IT'S BEACHY.
TIME.
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REALLY, MIKE?
KNOTS? RIGHT NOW?
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WHAT?
SHE'S UP ANYWAY.
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AND, HEY, I WANTED
TO START ON KNOTS IN JUNE,
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BUT YOU SAID
SHE SHOULD ENJOY LIFE
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BEFORE THE STRESS OF COLLEGE
KICKS IN.
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AND NOW THIS IS
HER SQUARE KNOT.
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THAT LIFEBOAT SHE NEEDED
TO ANCHOR TO THE DOCK
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JUST FLOATED AWAY.
SHE'S DEAD.
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DID A RAT DIE
IN THE FURNACE AGAIN?
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IT SMELLS LIKE BURNING HAIR.
WHOA.
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IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
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IT'S MOM'S CHEAP
GARAGE-SALE CURLING IRON.
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WELL, ISN'T THIS
JUST PERFECT?
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TAKE A PHYSICAL ODDITY,
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TURN HER
INTO AN EMOTIONAL WRECK,
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DUMP HER ON ME.
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IT'S GONNA BE FINE,
SUE.
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ALL WE NEED TO DO IS LAYER
AND BURY THE MISTAKE.
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BURY THE MISTAKE.
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WELL, I SUGGESTED THAT
YEARS AGO,
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BUT YOU GUYS SAID
WE HAD TO KEEP HER.
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OKAY, COME ON.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO TELL YOU, SUE.
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I MEAN, YOU'D THINK CUTTING HAIR
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
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WITH THE POULTRY SCISSORS
WOULD TURN OUT BETTER,
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BUT IT'S NOT WORKING.
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YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE
TO EITHER LET IT GROW OUT
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OR REALLY CHOP IT OFF.
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BUT I CAN'T CUT MY HAIR.
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MY HAIR IS PART
OF MY IDENTITY.
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IT'S WHAT I PLAY WITH
WHEN I'M NERVOUS
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AND SOMETIMES CHEW ON
TO TASTE MY APPLE CONDITIONER.
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MY HAIR IS WHO I AM.
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YEAH,
THAT'S A TOUGH ONE.
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LET'S PONDER THAT
WHILE I TEACH YOU
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HOW TO RESET
A CIRCUIT BREAKER.
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AT THIS POINT,
IF WE HAD TO PICK
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WHOSE YEAR IT WAS GONNA BE,
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MY MONEY WAS ON BRICK.
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HE'D JUST DISCOVERED 8TH
GRADERS DON'T NEED A HALL PASS
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TO GO TO THE BATHROOM,
WHICH, FOR BRICK,
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MEANT A LICENSE TO READ
WITHOUT INTERRUPTION.
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BRICK,
DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?
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CINDY?
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WE'VE BEEN GOING OUT
ALMOST A YEAR NOW.
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I THINK IT'S TIME
TO TAKE OUR RELATIONSHIP
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TO THE NEXT LEVEL.
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OKAY?
224
00:08:13,059 --> 00:08:15,654
AXL, I NEED YOUR ADVICE.
225
00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:18,240
MY GOD, I FEEL LIKE I'M
ON ONE OF THOSE TV SHOWS
WHERE THE OLDER BROTHER
226
00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:19,824
HAS TO TAKE CARE
OF THE YOUNGER SIBLINGS
227
00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:21,844
'CAUSE THE PARENTS ARE DEAD
OR INCOMPETENT OR... UGH.
228
00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:23,564
IT'S ABOUT CINDY.
229
00:08:23,636 --> 00:08:24,899
MM, WHAT DID SHE DO...
230
00:08:24,971 --> 00:08:26,148
EAT ALL THE LEAVES
OFF THE TOP OF THE TREES?
231
00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:27,538
NOW SHE'S ROAMING
AROUND HUNGRY?
232
00:08:27,607 --> 00:08:29,508
OH, I GET IT...
'CAUSE SHE'S TALL.
233
00:08:29,576 --> 00:08:30,805
ORIGINAL STUFF.
234
00:08:30,877 --> 00:08:32,607
IT'S KIND OF URGENT,
ACTUALLY.
235
00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:34,156
SHE SAYS SHE WANTS
TO TAKE OUR RELATIONSHIP
236
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TO THE NEXT LEVEL.
237
00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:37,207
OOH!
238
00:08:37,283 --> 00:08:38,911
SHE IS A SAUCY ONE.
239
00:08:38,985 --> 00:08:41,477
SO, WHAT'S THE NEXT LEVEL?
240
00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:43,648
WELL, THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
SHE DIDN'T SAY.
241
00:08:43,723 --> 00:08:45,501
I KNOW IT'S NOT TALKING
TO ME WHILE I'M POOPING
242
00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,823
'CAUSE SHE'S
ALREADY DONE THAT.
243
00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:48,828
OKAY, BRICK, WELL,
WHAT WE'RE GONNA WANT TO DO
244
00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:50,523
IS FIND OUT WHAT LEVEL
YOU'RE AT NOW
245
00:08:50,597 --> 00:08:53,226
AND GO UP FROM THERE, SO,
WHERE WOULD YOU SAY YOU ARE NOW?
246
00:08:53,299 --> 00:08:55,234
WAIT, HOW MANY LEVELS
ARE THERE?
ABOUT 47.
247
00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:56,769
68 IF YOU'RE IN EUROPE.
248
00:08:56,836 --> 00:08:58,236
YOU'RE GONNA WANT
TO SKIP LEVEL 9,
249
00:08:58,304 --> 00:09:01,172
AND LEVELS 12 THROUGH 15 REQUIRE
A STEPLADDER AND A CAR.
250
00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:02,800
HOLD ON.
LET ME GET A PENCIL.
251
00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:06,703
SO, THE NEXT DAY,
AFTER ALL THOSE LONG MONTHS
252
00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:10,012
OF ANTICIPATION,
THE WAIT WAS FINALLY OVER.
253
00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,245
WELL, ALMOST.
254
00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:14,651
COME ON, SUE.
WHAT'S THE HOLDUP?
255
00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:17,691
UH, I KIND OF
DID SOMETHING,
256
00:09:17,757 --> 00:09:19,851
AND I'M NOT SURE
IF I SHOULD COME OUT.
257
00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:21,258
I GOT THIS ONE.
258
00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:23,626
HEY, SUE, LISTEN,
IF YOU'RE SECOND-GUESSING
259
00:09:23,696 --> 00:09:25,174
GOING TO COLLEGE
AND WANT TO JUST STAY
260
00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:27,243
IN YOUR ROOM FOREVER, I THINK
THAT'S A GREAT INSTINCT.
261
00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:29,078
I'M SURE MOM AND DAD
WILL GET YOU SOME FOOD
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE,
262
00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:32,163
AND MAYBE, SOME DAY, THEY'D FIND
SOME PRAIRIE CULT DUDE
263
00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,639
WHO'S WILLING TO TAKE YOU IN
AS WIFE NUMBER THREE.
264
00:09:34,707 --> 00:09:37,541
OKAY,
EVERYBODY JUST BE HONEST
265
00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:39,704
AND TELL ME
WHAT YOU REALLY THINK.
266
00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:41,077
♪♪♪♪
267
00:09:42,649 --> 00:09:45,847
AHHHHH...?
268
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,750
OHH!
269
00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,292
WOW!
270
00:09:52,358 --> 00:09:54,259
LOOKS DIFFERENT.
271
00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:55,818
I CAN SEE
YOUR NECK.
272
00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:58,160
I THINK YOU ACTUALLY LOOK
A LITTLE LESS GROSS.
273
00:09:58,231 --> 00:09:59,859
REALLY?!
274
00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,231
THANK YOU!
275
00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,270
YOU KNOW, I-I-I-I WAS JUST
IN MY ROOM,
276
00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,032
AND I KNEW
I HAD TO DO SOMETHING
277
00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,006
BECAUSE MOM
REALLY JUST MADE IT WORSE.
278
00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:10,043
I JUST TOOK A DEEP BREATH,
AND I CUT IT OFF.
279
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,203
AND IT WORKED.
280
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,109
I FEEL LIKE
A WHOLE NEW SUE.
281
00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:15,648
YOU KNOW, MAYBE,
WHEN GOD BURNS OFF YOUR HAIR,
282
00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:16,842
HE OPENS A WINDOW.
283
00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:20,045
OHH, YOU JUST LOOK
SO... GROWN-UP.
284
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,680
OHH, MOM.
285
00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:24,781
I KNOW
THIS MUST BE HARD FOR YOU.
286
00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,986
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
287
00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:30,656
♪♪♪♪
288
00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:40,371
SO WE FINALLY PACKED UP THE CAR
TO GET SUE TO COLLEGE,
289
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,802
THEN REALIZED
WE NEEDED ANOTHER CAR
290
00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:45,778
AND PACKED THAT ONE UP, TOO.
291
00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:48,648
YOU KNOW, BRICK,
THIS IS NICE.
292
00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:51,275
THE TWO OF US SHOULD HAVE BROKEN
AWAY FROM THE FAMILY YEARS AGO.
293
00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:53,252
IT IS KIND OF PEACEFUL.
YEAH.
294
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,151
HELLO? OVER.
295
00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:57,850
- PICK UP, CAR 2.
- THIS IS CAR 1. OVER.
296
00:10:57,924 --> 00:10:59,201
I ALREADY TOLD YOU
I DON'T WANT TO DO
297
00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:00,269
YOUR STUPID
WALKIE-TALKIE THING, SUE.
298
00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:01,989
AXL,
299
00:11:02,061 --> 00:11:03,239
WHEN WE DROPPED YOU OFF
AT COLLEGE FOR THE FIRST TIME,
300
00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:04,891
WE WERE ALL IN THE SAME CAR.
301
00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:06,909
AND SINCE WE CAN'T BE,
THIS IS THE NEXT BEST THING.
302
00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:08,367
FAMILY COMMUNICATION IS
303
00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:10,699
AN ESSENTIAL PART OF
THE EXPERIENCE BEING THE SAME.
304
00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:12,363
NOW SMILE...
I WANT TO GET A PICTURE
305
00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:13,838
FOR MY "SUE DROP-OFF"
COLLAGE.
306
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,820
HEY, HEY, YOU'RE NOT
PAYING ATTENTION.
307
00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:20,678
DID YOU SEE THE EMERGENCY PHONE
AT MILE MARKER 43?
308
00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:22,682
NO.
YOU'RE DEAD.
309
00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:25,082
OKAY, WHO WANTS TO SHARE
THEIR FAVORITE SUE MEMORY?
310
00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:26,312
OVER.
311
00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,252
NOT ME. OVER.
HOW ABOUT YOU, MOM?
312
00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,085
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DO IT
WITHOUT CRYING?
313
00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:32,682
OH, DON'T GET ME STARTED.
314
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:37,229
SUE, I ACTUALLY HAVE
A TWO-PART MEMORY.
315
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:39,027
OOH, AXL HAS A MEMORY.
316
00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:42,364
YOU ARE CLEARED ON CHANNEL ONE
FOR YOUR SUE MEMORY. OVER.
317
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:45,803
THE FIRST PART IS HOW I SAW YOU
GETTING YOUR DIPLOMA,
318
00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,135
AND I COULDN'T
HELP SMILING
319
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,937
'CAUSE I WAS JUST
SO PROUD OF YOU.
320
00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:51,068
AND THE SECOND PART IS...
321
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,307
AXL,
THAT WAS DISGUSTING. OVER.
322
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,748
IT'S WORSE BACK HERE.
OVER.
323
00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:59,251
CAN THIS BE OVER?
OVER.
324
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:00,844
ACTUALLY,
I HAVE A QUESTION.
325
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,218
YOU'RE A GO, BRICK.
326
00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:04,066
WELL, CINDY SAID SHE WANTS
TO TAKE OUR RELATIONSHIP
327
00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:05,456
TO THE NEXT LEVEL,
328
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,990
AND AXL SAID I SHOULD FIGURE OUT
WHAT THAT LEVEL IS
329
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,405
AND BUMP IT UP
AT LEAST TWO LEVELS,
330
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,989
BUT I'M NOT SURE
THAT'S SOLID ADVICE.
331
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,342
MOM, WHEN YOU AND DAD WERE
AT LEVEL...
332
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,835
BRICK, DO NOT TAKE
ANY OF AXL'S ADVICE.
333
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,427
DO YOU READ ME?
OVER.
334
00:12:17,503 --> 00:12:20,132
I AM SIMPLY INFORMING HIM OF
THE LEVELS HE'LL HAVE TO MASTER
335
00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:22,218
IF HE WANTS TO KEEP A GIRL
LIKE CINDY SATISFIED. OVER.
336
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,972
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
WE'RE SWITCHING CARS.
337
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:25,136
PULL OVER. OVER.
338
00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:26,839
I JUST DON'T WANT
TO BLOW THIS.
339
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,074
I REALLY LIKE HER.
340
00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:29,843
SHE GETS MY SENSE OF HUMOR.
SHE'S PRETTY.
341
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,714
SHE PROVIDES STABILITY
MY FAMILY DOES NOT.
342
00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:34,049
PLUS, ON HOT DAYS,
I CAN WALK IN HER SHADOW.
343
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,112
SHADOW.
OVER.
344
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,919
OVER.
345
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,823
TELL HIM THIS IS
WHAT HE NEEDS TO DO.
346
00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:41,952
HE NEEDS TO RIDE HIS BIKE
OVER TO HER HOUSE,
347
00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:44,327
SIT ON HER STOOP, MAYBE
OFFER HER A PIECE OF GUM...
348
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,730
YEAH, THAT'S STUPID.
I'M NOT TELLING HIM THAT.
349
00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:48,461
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M JUST GONNA ASK HER.
350
00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:50,469
IT'S TIME I GRAB
THE BULL BY THE HORNS.
351
00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:52,300
AFTER ALL,
IT IS THE YEAR OF BRICK.
352
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,773
HELLO?!
CHECK THE CALENDAR.
353
00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:56,833
IT'S NOT THE YEAR OF BRICK.
IT'S THE YEAR OF SUE.
354
00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:59,435
AND IT'S THE DROP-OFF OF SUE,
WHICH SHE'S BEEN DREAMING ABOUT
355
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:01,071
HER WHOLE LIFE,
BUT IS NOW BEING RUINED
356
00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:03,082
BECAUSE EVERYONE IS
MORE CONCERNED WITH BRICK.
357
00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:04,326
AND THERE'S
ONLY 29 MINUTES LEFT,
358
00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:05,527
AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN
SHOUTED OUT
359
00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:07,349
OUR TOP 10
SUE CATCHPHRASES YET.
360
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:08,479
I'LL GO FIRST.
361
00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:11,490
"DID SOMEONE SAY 'CAKE'?"
362
00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:12,752
REMEMBER THAT ONE?
363
00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:15,124
NO!
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
364
00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:16,856
I GOT TO GET AWAY
FROM THESE PEOPLE.
365
00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:20,297
♪♪♪♪
366
00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:22,096
AXL, SLOW DOWN!
367
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,132
DAD, TELL HIM
TO SLOW DOWN.
368
00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:27,416
HE'S GOING
OUT OF WALKIE-TALKIE RANGE,
369
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,931
AND HE'S GONNA GET THERE
BEFORE US.
370
00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:30,808
AND WE ALL HAVE TO GET THERE
AT THE SAME TIME.
371
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,852
I HAVE
A NEW FAVORITE SUE MEMORY.
372
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:53,559
KNOTS, PEOPLE.
373
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:54,977
I'VE BEEN SAYING IT
ALL SUMMER.
374
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,469
KNOTS ARE
VERY IMPORTANT.
375
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,136
IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
BECAUSE OF MY KNOT.
376
00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:00,139
IT HAPPENED
BECAUSE OF AXL'S DRIVING.
377
00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:02,072
WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO
SO FAST, AXL?
378
00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:04,110
I AM JUST PREPARING YOU
FOR A LIFETIME OF MEN
379
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,854
WHO ARE GONNA TRY
TO GET AWAY FROM YOU FAST.
380
00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:07,141
YOU'RE WELCOME.
381
00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:09,079
OKAY, THE LONGER
WE STAND HERE CHATTING,
382
00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:10,893
THE LONGER IT'S GONNA TAKE US
TO GET BACK ON THE ROAD.
383
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:13,352
SO, SUE, YOU'RE UP.
HAVE AT IT.
384
00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:14,910
WAIT, WHAT?
YEAH, WHAT?
385
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:16,182
SUE'S GONNA CHANGE
THE TIRE.
386
00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:17,814
IF SHE DOES IT
THE WAY I TAUGHT HER,
387
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:19,518
IT SHOULDN'T TAKE LONG.
388
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,084
IT DID.
389
00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:24,289
AND WE WOULDN'T BE
THE HECKS UNLESS...
390
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,957
THERE'S NO SPARE TIRE
IN THERE.
391
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,967
OH, CRAP.
WE GAVE IT TO AXL.
392
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,399
ALL RIGHT.
393
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,067
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
COME BACK!
394
00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:40,338
OHH! OHH! OHH!
395
00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:46,510
OKAY, SO,
NOW I JUST TURN THIS.
396
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:49,988
LET'S SEE, THE
LEFTY-RIGHTY-TIGHTY-LOOSEY.
397
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,888
SUE, WE WENT OVER THIS.
I KNOW!
398
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,984
I JUST CAN'T THINK
WHEN YOU'RE LOOMING OVER ME.
399
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,619
COME ON, MIKE.
WOULD YOU JUST HELP HER?
400
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,227
I AM HELPING HER.
401
00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:58,507
I'M HELPING HER BY MAKING HER
DO IT ON HER OWN.
402
00:14:58,531 --> 00:14:59,541
I'M JUST NOT GOOD
UNDER PRESSURE!
403
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:00,965
WELL,
LAST TIME I CHECKED,
404
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:02,177
THERE WEREN'T
TOO MANY RELAXING EMERGENCIES.
405
00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:03,294
UGH!
406
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:04,962
I CAN'T GET
THE LUG NUTS OFF!
407
00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:07,006
PLEASE, JUST...
WAS I SUPPOSED TO TAKE THEM OFF
408
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,008
BEFORE I JACKED UP
THE CAR?
409
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,874
JUST NOD
IF IT'S A YES!
410
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,207
DAD!
411
00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:16,647
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!
412
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,282
JUST CHANGE THE TIRE!
413
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,411
CLEARLY,
YOU'VE PAWNED SUE OFF ON ME
414
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,531
AT THE PERFECT MOMENT
'CAUSE YOU ARE LOSING YOUR MIND.
415
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,285
SUE, GET IN MY CAR.
WE'RE GOING.
416
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,383
NO, NOBODY TALK TO HER.
NOBODY HELP HER.
417
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,928
SHE'S GOT TO LEARN
HOW TO DO THIS.
COME ON, MIKE!
418
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:30,156
THIS IS POINTLESS.
419
00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:31,407
I NEVER LEARNED
TO CHANGE A TIRE,
420
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,626
AND MY LIFE
TURNED OUT FINE.
421
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:34,291
DID IT, FRANKIE?
DID IT?
422
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,029
COME ON.
THIS IS HER DAY.
423
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,400
IT'S HER FIRST DAY
OF COLLEGE.
424
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:38,665
NO.
SHE'S GOT TO LEARN.
425
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,416
ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
AXL IS RIGHT.
426
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,068
YOU ARE GOING CRAZY.
427
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:44,474
YOU KNOW, IF YOU LEARNED
TO JUST EXPRESS AN EMOTION
428
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,144
AND TELL YOUR DAUGHTER
THAT YOU LOVED HER
429
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:47,976
INSTEAD OF MAKING HER
SHUT OFF THE GAS LINES
430
00:15:48,047 --> 00:15:49,807
AND PLUNGING TOILETS,
WE WOULDN'T BE STRANDED
431
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,315
ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
RIGHT NOW.
432
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,512
I'M SORRY. I GUESS YOU'RE
THE EXPERT ON EMOTIONS.
433
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,646
WHY DON'T YOU SQUEEZE OUT
A FEW MORE FAKE-O TEARS
434
00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:58,418
SO SUE WON'T KNOW YOU'RE NOT
REALLY SAD ABOUT HER LEAVING?
435
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,294
YOU'RE NOT SAD
I'M LEAVING?
436
00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:03,556
WHAT?!
437
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,029
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
438
00:16:05,097 --> 00:16:06,622
I AM SO SAD RIGHT NOW.
439
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,931
I CAN'T BELIEVE
MY LITTLE GIRL IS LEAVING.
440
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:14,965
OKAY, FINE.
I'M NOT SAD RIGHT NOW,
441
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:17,340
BUT IT'S NOT BECAUSE
I LOVE YOU ANY LESS THAN AXL.
442
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,121
IT'S JUST BECAUSE I'VE BEEN
THROUGH IT ALL BEFORE.
443
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,410
YOU'LL SEE
WHEN YOU HAVE KIDS.
444
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,083
THIS IS
ALL YOUR FAULT!
445
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,643
YOU JUST STOLE
ALL MOM'S EMOTIONS!
446
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,518
YOU'VE BEEN DOING IT
YOUR WHOLE LIFE!
447
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:32,957
EVERY TIME I DO SOMETHING,
IT'S ALREADY BEEN DONE BY YOU!
448
00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:35,017
YOU ARE JUST, LIKE,
ONE BIG, GREEDY
449
00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:38,155
EMOTION DUSTBUSTER SUCKING UP
ALL MOM'S LOVE!
450
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,962
THIS IS THE WORST
COLLEGE DROP-OFF EVER!
451
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:42,968
THIS IS NOTHING LIKE
HOW I PICTURED IT!
452
00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:44,367
WHY NOT, SUE?!
453
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,235
THIS SEEMS TO BE
THE WAY WE DO IT!
454
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,001
YOU SAID YOU WANTED
THE SAME AS AXL,
455
00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:50,168
AND HERE WE ARE... FIGHTING
ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.
456
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,178
SO, CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU GOT YOUR WISH!
457
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,376
TURNS OUT, CURLING IRONS
AREN'T THE ONLY THING
458
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,384
YOU SHOULDN'T BUY
AT A GARAGE SALE.
459
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,215
BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,
SUE DID GET TO USE
460
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,187
ONE OF HER NEWLY ACQUIRED
LIFE SKILLS.
461
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,520
OKAY,
THAT'S $35 EVEN.
462
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:07,719
I JUST NEED TO NOTATE IT
IN MY LEDGER.
463
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,706
SO, DROPPING YOUR ONLY DAUGHTER
OFF AT COLLEGE, HUH?
464
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:13,097
DON'T SAY IT.
DON'T SAY IT.
465
00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:15,464
MUST BE A PRETTY EMOTIONAL TIME
FOR YOU.
466
00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:27,146
HEY, THERE, CAR 2.
467
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,614
JUST SEEING HOW YOU'RE DOING
BACK THERE.
468
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:32,584
ANYBODY GOT THEIR EARS ON?
OVER.
469
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,284
OKAY, SUE
470
00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:41,350
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO,
SO I'M JUST GONNA TALK.
471
00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:45,687
YOU THINK
I'M NOT GONNA MISS YOU?
472
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,257
HOW DO YOU NOT MISS SOMEONE
YOU'VE HELD
473
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:51,395
SINCE THE FIRST MOMENT
OF THEIR LIFE
474
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:54,133
LIKE A GIFT
YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN?
475
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:57,608
I MEAN,
YOU EVEN CAME WRAPPED.
476
00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:00,442
Y-YOU'RE SOMEONE
I'VE SPENT EVERY DAY WITH
477
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,778
FOR 18 YEARS...
478
00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:04,441
EXCEPT FOR THE THREE DAYS
AT SUMMER CAMP
479
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,816
THAT YOU WON SELLING CHEESE
AND SAUSAGE,
480
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,418
SIX WITH GRANDMA
AND GRANDPA,
481
00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:10,319
AND TWO WHEN YOU RAN AWAY
FROM HOME,
482
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:12,654
BUT WE ALL KNEW YOU WERE LIVING
IN YOUR CLOSET.
483
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:16,162
AND THEN, THIS... THIS GIFT
OF A PERSON LEAVES YOU?
484
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:19,221
HOW ARE YOU NOT CRUSHED
BY THAT?
485
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:24,464
BUT THE THING IS, WITH YOU,
MORE THAN THE SAD,
486
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,199
THERE'S THIS EXCITEMENT,
487
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:29,265
OH, 'CAUSE I KNOW
YOU ARE SO READY FOR THIS.
488
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,470
AND YOU'RE GONNA DO
AMAZING THINGS.
489
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:34,742
I MEAN, YOU ARE GONNA
SUE UP THE WORLD.
490
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:38,114
HOW LUCKY IS THE WORLD, HMM?
491
00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:39,846
AND HOW LUCKY AM I
492
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:43,749
THAT I GET A FRONT-ROW SEAT
FOR ALL OF IT?
493
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:57,261
I KNOW
THAT I WANTED THIS TRIP
494
00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:59,237
TO BE EXACTLY LIKE AXL'S,
495
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:02,139
BUT
I DON'T ANYMORE
496
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,507
BECAUSE
THIS IS WAY BETTER.
497
00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:08,875
- THIS IS SUE, BY THE WAY.
- OVER.
498
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:13,684
CAN YOU PLEASE HAND
THE WALKIE-TALKIE OVER TO DAD?
499
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:20,120
DAD, I KNOW IT'S HARD
FOR YOU TO SAY YOU LOVE ME,
500
00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:23,253
BUT IT'S NOT HARD FOR ME.
501
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,298
I LOVE YOU, DAD.
502
00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:30,899
ALL RIGHT,
HERE'S YOUR MOM.
503
00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:39,804
AND THEN THE MOMENT
I'VE BEEN PRETENDING TO DREAD
504
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,711
ACTUALLY ARRIVED.
505
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:47,385
I DROPPED MY ONLY DAUGHTER OFF
AT COLLEGE.
506
00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:48,819
WELL, THREE HOURS LATER,
WE DID.
507
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,255
SHE REALLY BROUGHT
A LOT OF CRAP.
508
00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:53,588
♪♪♪♪
509
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,799
DAMN IT, SHE FORGOT
THE ICE SCRAPER.
510
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,400
FIRST BIG STORM,
AND SHE'S DEAD.
511
00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:15,278
MIKE,
SHE'S GONNA BE FINE.
512
00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:17,225
MAYBE I SHOULD DRIVE IT
UP THERE JUST IN CASE.
513
00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:18,740
MIKE...
514
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,844
YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.
515
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:23,847
THIS IS A TOUGH ONE,
FRANKIE.
516
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,448
IT'S MY DAUGHTER.
517
00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:26,787
I KNOW.
518
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,589
IT'S GONNA BE WEIRD
NOT HAVING HER HERE.
519
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,857
THE HOUSE IS GONNA BE
SO QUIET.
HMM.
520
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:34,230
BUT IT IS KIND OF NICE
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
521
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,962
TWO KIDS IN COLLEGE,
522
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,795
JUST YOU AND ME HERE
IN OUR EMPTY NEST.
523
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:41,500
HMM.
524
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,936
STILL HERE.
525
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:09,629
♪♪ I SAW STARS LIKE A BLANKET ♪♪
526
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:12,900
♪♪ I SAW PEOPLE JUST LIKE ME ♪♪
527
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:16,636
♪♪ THERE WAS LIGHT
MOVING FORWARD ♪♪
528
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:20,237
♪♪ I'VE GOT THE WORLD,
AND I'VE GOT YOU ♪♪
529
00:21:20,312 --> 00:21:23,282
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