Original subtitles

SHAGGY: Oh, no! The ghost!

Ghost? -What ghost?

Velma. Scrappy.

-What are you guys doing down there? -Oh, just hanging around.

-Get us out of here! -Yeah. Help!

Sure thing, Uncle Scnnby.

[BOTH SCREAM]

Like, with friends like you guys, who needs ghosts?

[GIGGLES]

What are you guys doing down here?

We found a secret passageway in one of the bedrooms.

-Like, so did we. -But that's not all we found. Come on.

VELMA: Look at this.

Looks like somebody's been collecting paintings.

Switching paintings you mean.

These are real paintings that were replaced by the ones with the eye holes.

Look. It's old Honest Abe.

You can fool some of the people all of the time...

...and all of the people a few of the times. But you can't fooI-- Uh-- Uh--

-But, like, you can't fool us, eh, Scoob? -Heh, heh, heh.

[GHOST GROWLING]

Zoinks! And, like, he's not fooling either.

[ALL SCREAMING]

[GHOST GROWLING]

Huh?

[GROWLING]

Four score and seven years ago....

Our forefathers brought forth upon this continent....

-Aha! -Yikes!

[GROWLING]

SCOOBY: Daphne? Shaggy? Velma? Where are you?

-Over here, Scooby. -Wait for me.

SCOOBY: Gangway!

Like, I guess old Abe didn't like your impersonation, Scoob.

Or else he didn't like us finding those paintings.

And just when we were getting to the bottom of this case.

I think we have gotten to the bottom of it, and I think it's time to tell the president.

Turn it up, Dada.

JESSICA: This is Jessica Byline.

There are new developments in the White House hauntings.

The ghost is giving everyone cold feet.

Cold feet?

Then I'm sure glad I brought Scooby's galoshes.

These paintings with the eyeholes are phonies.

We found the real ones hidden in a secret passageway downstairs.

-And from that you solved the mystery? -Yes, Mr. President.

This better be good. We were sound asleep in a warm bed.

Yeah, and our tea is getting cold.

Maybe we should wait to reveal the solution...

...until the senator and his wife get here.

Say, where is the senator, anyway?

I don't know. I knocked on his door, but, well, there was no answer.

Look, Scoob. Like, a real down-home hoedown.

Oh, boy.

SHAGGY: Swing your partner, do-si-do. Promenade and away we go.

-Senator Bullhorn. BULLHORN: Huh?

Where, I say, where am I?

-And what were you doing? -Well, we all....

I say, we all must've been square dancing in our sleep again.

A likely story.

The kids were just telling us about some stolen paintings.

Yes, and whoever stole those paintings was trying to scare everyone away...

-...so that he could make off with them. -Now, who would do a thing like that?

Only one person could have stolen the paintings.

The only person who had keys to all the rooms.

And the only one who knew where this bedpost ornament came from...

...was Marilyn Maxie.

Huh? But I didn't do it.

I think you'd better come along for questioning.

-But I'm innocent, honest. -Congratulations.

And to think you figured it all out from this here little doodad.

MRS. BULLHORN: Why, it looks, I say, it looks like something off the top of a flagpole.

Uh, I think I'd better take that.

Now I think we'll all sleep better tonight.

Chalk up another one for our team.

I don't know, I'm beginning to wonder if it really was Marilyn Maxie.

Gee, Velma, what do you mean?

I mean, if she only wanted to steal those paintings...

...why did she put eye holes in the phonies? For spying?

Like, maybe this place really is haunted.

I don't think so. When George Washington's ghost first appeared...

-...he said he wanted to reclaim his home. -Of course.

George Washington never lived here.

The White House was built after he left office.

[GHOST GROWLING]

Like, maybe he didn't live here, but he sure is hanging around a lot.

That ghost stole the brass eagle.

And he went that way.

Like, then we'll go this way. Come on, Scoob.

[SHAGGY SIGHS]

No sign of that ghost around here, Scoob.

SCOOBY: Phew.

SCOOBY & SHAGGY: Ah!

-No ghostie in here. SCOOBY: Look out! The ghost!

-You found the ghost? -More like he found us.

Let's cut him off at the pass.

SHAGGY: Yikes!

SHAGGY & SCOOBY [SINGING]: Yankee Doodle went to town

Riding on a pony

Stuck a feather in his hat And called it macaroni

GHOST: Huh?

Look, captain, there's someone overboard in the ice water.

-He'II freeze. -Here you go, mate.

This ought to make you toasty.

Yeah, toasty. Ha, ha, ha.

[GROWLING]

Zoinks! Itjust made him hot. Yikes! SCOOBY: Yikes!

[GHOST GROWLING]

PRESIDENT: Aha.

There he goes.

DAPHNE: It's locked.

There's something I couldn't tell you earlier.

Something that makes this situation very urgent.

Mrs. Bullhorn was right.

That eagle does fit on the top of a flagpole, a flagpole in the underground chamber.

What do you mean, Mr. President?

That eagle unlocks a secret room that houses the NASA computers.

Then he's after the space lab plans.

-What'll we do? -We'll use the other entrance.

There's no time to lose. Come on.

At last.

PRESIDENT" There he goes!

Open up, you old ghostie. We know you're in here.

-Heave. ALL: Ho!

Like, it's no use. This wall's never gonna budge.

ALL: Whoa!

[LAUGHING]

PRESIDENT: He's got the space lab plans. Stop him!

[GHOST LAUGHING]

PRESIDENT: There he goes. Up the fire escape.

Unh! Oh, no!

DAPHNE: He's getting away.

-Get in. -Let's get out of here.

Come back here, you mean old ghosties.

Scoob, look out! Ah!

Hey, like, put us down.

SCOOBY: Yikes!

PRESIDENT: Quick. We'll follow them.

SHAGGY: Like, at least we're getting a free tour of the city, Scoob.

SCOOBY: I can't look.

[SCOOBY WHIMPERING]

What in the world? Quick. Get the camera.

We've got a story to follow.

Help, Shaggy, I'm slipping!

-Like, grab one of those loops, Scoob. -Ah!

SHAGGY & SCOOBY: Whoa!

SHAGGY & SCOOBY: Ah!

[BOTH GRUNT]

Huh? What happened, Shaggy?

That's the last time I ride on a merry-go-round.

Blast!

SCRAPPY: Hold it right there, ghostie.

This is Jessica Byline at the Washington Monument...

...where a bizarre drama is unfolding.

Two helicopters have just landed.

Three helicopters.

Yoo-hoo! Scooby.

Mumsy-Doo? Dada-Doo?

You forgot your galoshes.

BOTH: Huh? Whoa!

Drat. I missed.

[BOTH COUGHING]

VELMA: Now let's have a look at these colonial con artists.

PRESIDENT: It's the ambassador and his wife.

Spies. Trying to steal top secret plans from the good old US of A.

You two had better come with us.

WIFE: Do they have tea in jail?

I don't know, but it looks like you two are in plenty of hot water already.

Ha, ha, ha. Hot water. Ha, ha, ha.

Sorry we mistook you for the ghost, Ms. Maxie.

I'm just glad you caught the real culprits.

BULLHORN: I say, swing your partner high and low, turn around and do-si-do.

Heh, heh, heh. Oh, senator, you dance divinely.

Mr. and Mrs. Doo, your son has done a great service for his country.

I hope this banquet will show our appreciation.

Oh, Dada, our Scooby's a hero.

Naturally, Mumsy. But where is Scooby?

[FLUTE PLAYING "YANKEE DOODLE"]

Like, I guess we've got the spirit of '76, eh, Scoob?

[LAUGHS]

-Look, Shaggy. SHAGGY: Foodsville!

They've got the appetites of 76.

Seventy-six hungry people, that is.

Yankee Doodle-Doo!

[LAUGHS]

[English - us - SDH]