Original subtitles

ANNOUNCER: We now return with Scnnby and Scrappy-Don.

[GASPS]

Ruh-rnh.

[BURBLES]

[LAUGHS]

NARRATOR: This is a top-secret army compound...

...so secret we can't even tell you where it is.

Ha, ha! Getting into this top-secret government compound...

...might have been a problem for others, but not for Codefinger.

Now to find that new top-secret government decoder.

Aha.

There it is. This job is a piece of cake.

I'll be able to sell this for a fortune.

[ALARM WAILING]

Uh-oh. I goofed. I'd better beat it, and fast.

-Hey, you. What is this? -This is a dot.

Keep looking at this dot...

...while I dash.

[GUARD COUGHS]

GUARD: Hey. Who do you think you are? -Ha, ha! I'm Codefinger.

After him!

[SIRENS WAILING]

I'm gonna have to find someplace to stash the decoder.

Pingree's Department Store. That's the solution.

[CODEFINGER LAUGHS]

SCRAPPY: You think we'll get to the department store before it closes?

I hope so, Scrappy. I need to exchange this broken toaster.

Yuck. I hate burnt toast.

Like, I don't know.

Sometimes these stores give you a hard time about returning merchandise.

DAPHNE: Oh, but not Pingree's Department Store.

Oh, boy. We made it in plenty of time.

Not only is the store open but they even put out the welcome mat.

SHAGGY & DAPHNE: Whoa!

SCOOBY: Shaggy, help!

[ALL YELL THEN GRUNT]

Like, wow.

I've heard of dropping prices but not dropping customers.

Well, it's about time you all arrived. We've been expecting you.

-Yo u h ave? -Wow.

You guys really take busted toasters seriously.

I knew it. Like, maybe we'll learn to like burnt toast.

[SCOOBY WHIMPERING]

I love burnt toast.

Now, listen up. I'm General Hepler, head of the Bureau of Federal Detection.

You've been chosen for an ultra-top-secret mission.

Ultra-top-secret mission?

[SHAGGY WHIMPERS]

-Lucky us. -And I'm Major Burch, head of security.

Earlier tonight, this master spy, Codefinger, stole a top-secret decoder...

...which he hid in Pingree's Department Store above us.

We've set up temporary headquarters here.

[LAUGHS]

-Cool it, you. -Yikes!

We've decided to recruit normal people to find the decoder so as not to arouse suspicion.

And you four are as normal as they come.

-Wait a minute, sir. I resent that. -Yeah. We're not normal. Watch.

[SHAGGY & SCOOBY GIBBERING]

-Attention. SHAGGY & SCOOBY: Yes, sir.

Oh, boy. A real spy mission.

But what does this decoder look like?

The problem is, the decoder is so top-secret that nobody knows what it looks like.

All we know is that it was designed to look like an ordinary household appliance.

Great. That narrows it down to, like, 2,000 items.

How will we find it?

The decoder, named Myrtle, was ingeniously designed to respond to these code words.

Say any of these code phrases and Myrtle will respond.

Now get going. And good luck.

Should you be caught or captured...

...the Army will disavow any knowledge of your actions.

-Caught? -Captured?

Wait a minute.

[ALL YELL]

-Like, I think I left my stomach down there. -Me too.

[SCOOBY WHIMPERS]

How about if we just take our busted toaster and scram?

-We can't, Shaggy. -Right.

We have a duty to perform for our country.

Here, we'll each take a code phrase and say it to all the appliances inside.

Mine says "I love you more than I've ever loved anyone."

Aw, Shaggy. How romantic.

And mine is "Go ahead, call the police, I dare you."

Neato. What's yours say, Uncle Scooby?

"Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man."

[LAUGHS]

And mine is "So how much is that, anyway?"

Heh. Weird, huh?

SCRAPPY: Let's get inside before that mean old spy gets away with the decoder.

Right, Scrappy.

And I thought this was going to be a simple shopping trip.

Me too.

[SCOOBY WHIMPERS]

All right, let's split up and talk to different appliances.

Okay, Daphne.

Well, here goes nothing. Ahem.

-So how much is that, anyway? MAN: I beg your pardon?

-Myrtle? Is that you? -No, my name is Alphonse, your salesclerk.

Did you ask about a price?

Oh. No, thank you. I'm just looking around.

-So how much is that, anyway? -How much is what?

I'm still browsing, Alphonse.

If I need your help, I'll come and ask you, okay?

There's something strange about that lady.

Myrtle? Myrtle?

Myrtle?

-Excuse me, sir, may! help you? -No, thanks.

Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man.

Another weirdo. That makes two in one night.

-Myrtle. Are you there? WOMAN: Yes, my name's Myrtle. You called?

Myrtle, I love you more than I've ever loved anyone.

Oh, really? Oh, you doll, you. Mwah.

Yuck. The things I do for my country.

Yoo-hoo. Myrtle. Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man.

Now, listen here. Are you trying to make trouble?

Go ahead, call the police, I dare you.

They're all nuts. I'd better get the store detective right away.

With all these appliances, it could take years for me to say...

..."I love you more than I've ever loved anyone."

DECODER: [love you too. -Yikes!

-Myrtle? Is that you? -I am Myrtle.

[SHAGGY LAUGHS]

-I don't believe it. We found it. -Mission accomplished.

Now we have to find General Hepler and return it to him.

DETECTIVE: Hey, you. Halt. ALPHONSE: See? I told you.

Troublemakers, all of them.

And now they're trying to shoplift that fan.

-I'II take that fan back. -Wait a minute.

You don't understand. Let go. Hey. Scooby! Help!

Okay, Shaggy. Yikes!

Neato. Uncle Scooby's flying.

Hey, you two. We've gotta return that fan.

Come back here. You're under arrest. All of you.

You know, maybe what I need is a nice peaceful vacation.

Now, where did those clowns disappear to?

If I only knew what direction they went.

SCRAPPY: They went that way. -Thanks.

Huh? Hey, wait a minute. Hey, you're the little one in disguise.

Thought you could fool me, eh? Where are your pals?

So you won't talk, eh? Well, we have ways to make shoplifters talk.

Why are you talking to that toy clown?

What? Uh-- Oh. Well.... Heh. Oh. Forget it.

He's just as crazy as the others.

I've gotta get away from these people, far away.

Hey, you. Have you seen a guy, a girl and two dogs go by here?

-[IN DEEP VOICE] Yeah, that way. -Thanks.

Those guys better not slip past me in some sort of silly disguise.

-Whew. That was close. -Yeah, close.

-Myrtle, are you okay? -Just fine, thanks.

-Boy, I'll be glad to get you off my hands. -Me too.

In that case, let me take it for you.

-What? -I'm this fan's biggest fan.

[LAUGHS]

Yikes! It's Codefinger.

I can tell that my sudden appearance simply blew you fellows away.

[SHAGGY & SCOOBY YELL]

-Hang on, Scooby-Doo. SCOOBY: Yikes! Look out!

Gangway!

Hello, would you kindly get me the number of the nearest travel agency?

It's time for me to take along vacation.

[IN NORMAL VOICE] Faster, Scrappy. Faster. We've gotta get that fan.

Maybe what you need to run faster are some gumball bearings. Ha-ha-ha!

Daphne, I'm running, but I'm not going anywhere.

Neither is Codefinger, Scrappy. Look.

He's headed up the down escalator.

CODEFINGER: Oh, no. Help!

[YELLS]

Scrappy. Here he comes. Grab the decoder.

[CODEFINGER YELLS]

That way, Scrappy.

Yuck.

BOTH: Yikes!

[BOTH SCREAM]

Where could they be?

Hey, you. Have you seen two screwy dogs and a couple of kids around here?

BOTH: Whoa!

-Hey. -Oh. Hello.

[LAUGHS]

You're all nuts. New Zealand, here I come.

General Hepler. Thank goodness you're here. We've got the decoder.

Great, I'll take that.

Wait a minute, you can't be trusted with this decoder.

-Uh, why not? -Because you're Codefinger.

-That's preposterous. DAPHNE: It is?

Then how did Major Burch get that huge splotch of makeup on his jacket?

Yeah, the same kind of makeup that Codefinger crashed into a few minutes ago.

All right, it's true.

After I botched the theft of the decoder, I waited to steal it again.

I waited for right now. Ha-ha-ha!

Scooby, stop him.

Huh?

[BOTH GRUNT]

-Yikes! -Yikes!

-Good job, Secret Agent Scooby. -Way to go, Scoob.

This has been a bad day.

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

Scooby—Dooby—Doo.

[LAUGHS]