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[screeching]

[laughing menacingly]

[screams]

♪ Scooby scooba-de-doo ♪

♪ Scooby scooba-de-doo ♪♪

[screaming]

[theme music]

[dramatic music]

(female #1) 'We're losing him, doctor.'

What can we do?

It's a long shot, but I'm going to try..

...a vertical hold.

[nurse gasping] He's coming around!

[wicked laughter] By stealing the show star

Genuine Hospital will come to its end.

Ha ha ha!

Cut, cut, cut! That line wasn't in the script.

- Huh? - What?

The Phantom of the Soaps strikes again. Ha ha ha!

Help! Somebody stop this creep!

Stop him! He's kidnapped Victoria Sensible!

The star of my show!

We go on the air in 15 minutes. What am I gonna do?

Gee, Uncle Scooby. This is exciting.

Going to watch a real, live TV show

like Genuine Hospital.

Yeah. He he he!

And I'm gonna take lots of pictures for Daphne

to use in her article.

Like, what's so important about a dumb old soap opera, Daphne?

Well, Shaggy, lately the show has been plagued

by some kind of a phantom.

- Rantom? - 'That's right.'

And I want to get the inside story.

- Look out, Scoob! Wet floor! - Huh?

[thump]

He-e-elp!

[thud]

Oh.

Ha ha ha! Going down? Bye-bye.

Yikes! He he he! Bye-bye.

[thud]

Ra-Ra-Ra..

What is it, Scoob?

Uh, watch.

Ha ha ha!

Rwaaarr!

Rantom.

You saw the Phantom?

Yeah. Up there.

Hmm, nobody's here.

Come on, Scrappy, we'll take a look backstage.

You guys keep an eye on the set.

Wow! Look at that, Scoob.

[slurp] Yummy.

Let's leave these rubber food props here.

Yummy! Lunch!

Yeah, lunch!

[instrumental music]

Yeow!

[thump thump thump]

Follow that turkey!

Okay!

[thump thump]

I got it!

What do you guys think you're doing?

Uh, uh, like we were taking out some fast food. Ha ha ha.

- Fast. - Huh?

- Run for it, Scoob! - Yeah!

Hey! Come back here, you two. That's studio property.

Yes, I am the star of Genuine Hospital

assuming that there still is a Genuine Hospital.

What do you mean?

Well, things have been pretty weird

around here lately with the Phantom and all.

Boy, I hope I get a picture of that Phantom guy.

If I were you, I'd be very careful.

Have you seen the Phantom, Mr. Divine?

- Uh, well, that's my call. - Five minutes to air everybody.

- I have to run. - Hold it, Mr. Divine.

- Just one picture. - Huh? Wait.

[click]

(Scrappy) 'Thanks, Mr. Divine.'

Well, oh, dear.. [mumbling]

[thud]

Take a look at this, Daphne.

'I can't wait to show Uncle Scooby and Shaggy.'

Hmm, I'd sure like to know where those two disappeared to.

I'd sure like to know where those two disappeared to.

Huh? Hey, hey, wait a minute! What's going on here?

Quiet. Can't you see that there are sick people

in this hospital?

Yeah. Shh!

Oh! Sorry.

He he he.

- Hold it, you two! - Uh, step on it, Scoob!

[crash]

(director) 'What's going on here?'

Sorry.

- You? - Who? Me?

- 'Your face.' - My face?

It's perfect!

Huh? Well, yes! It is. He he he.

Scooby? Ha ha ha! You gotta be kiddin' me. I..

[mumbling]

Scoobsie, huh?

Well, Scoobsie, baby

I'm gonna make you a star, sweetheart.

Really? He he he! That's nice!

Oh, yeah? Well, I'm still going to stop this show.

Gee, Scrappy. I don't see them anywhere.

I do. Look, Daphne.

Alright now, Scoobsie.

All I want you to do is read the cue cards.

Wow! Shaggy and Uncle Scooby are TV stars.

I gotta get a picture of this.

Ten seconds, everybody. Nine, eight, seven.

Hey, Uncle Scooby, smile.

Huh? Yikes!

In three, two. You're up.

No, Scooby! Not the window. Help!

Uh-oh!

[comical music]

Oops.

Hey, watch it. What are you trying to do

put me in the hospital?

Wait a minute. That's not in the script.

[instrumental music]

Hey!

Nurse, how's the new patient?

Uh, it looks like he's got ryphoid rever.

- What? - Uh, ryphoid rever.

What did she say?

I think, she said

"He swallowed a beaver."

That's horrible!

Not swallowed a beaver!

She said I've got typhoid fever!

- She did? - What a relief.

Yeah! Phew!

He he he!

Huh? What page are they on?

This will wash out Genuine Hospital. Ha ha ha!

Or maybe she said I've got typhoon fever.

[comical music]

Scrappy, look up there on the catwalks.

That must be the Phantom.

He can't do that to my Uncle Scooby.

Let's get him!

- Where is he? Where is he? - He's disappeared.

[dramatic music]

[squeaking]

Uh, nurse, I think my fever is broken now.

- Could you adjust my bed? - Okay.

Yikes!

Yeow!

Whoa!

Gangway!

Uh-oh.

Help, Scrappy!

[thud]

Like enough's enough, Scoob!

- Let's get outta here. - Yeah!

Aha!

Yeow!

What is this? Halloween Hospital?

Maybe, I can blow this show off the air.

Uh, nurse. Is the window open? I'm feeling a draft.

Me too.

How about a hurricane, saps?

Is this the latest way to give oxygen?

Yeah. Roxygen!

(together) Yikes!

[thud]

We've got to stop the Phantom.

I'll clobber that guy. Ta dadada ta daaa!

Scrappy, no!

(Scrappy) 'Ta dadada ta daaa!'

Ha ha ha!

Whee! I'm flying!

[wind gusting]

[water gushing]

[comical music]

Scrubbing up for surgery, nurse?

Huh? Oh, yeah! Rubbing for surgery. He he he!

Now where is that phantom?

He's got to be some..

[muffled cries]

Puppy power!

Whoa!

Yikes!

Hey!

[water gushing]

Ha ha ha! You'll never catch me!

Whoa!

[splat]

Uh, like, is there a doctor in the house?

We're off the air. I'll have you all thrown in jail.

Well, that's the only place we haven't been thrown lately, sir.

- Yeah! - Oh, you, you--

Just a minute, Mr. Director.

Wouldn't you rather throw the Phantom in jail?

Well, yes. But how?

Ha ha ha! You'll never catch me.

Yikes! Ph-Ph-Phantom.

It's him!

[thud]

Excuse me while I slip away with your new leading lady.

Ha ha ha.

(Scooby) 'Raggy, help! Help!'

Like, I'm comin', Scoob!

[screech]

- Whoops! - Yikes!

[thud thud]

Scoob, you captured the Phantom!

I did? Yeah, I did!

And there's Victoria Sensible. My missing star.

And there's your other big star. Danny Divine.

Okay, okay! So you caught me.

I was going to be taken out of the show

so I tried to ruin everything.

How'd you know it was him, Daphne?

The photo you took, Scrappy.

He was wearing his unusual ring.

I saw the same ring on the finger of the Phantom

when he attacked me.

Like, that's what I call a photo finish. Ha ha ha.

Wow! I helped solve the crime.

J.J., the phones are ringing off the hook.

Scoobsie is a star!

(as himself) I am?

(feminine voice) I mean, I am!

[water gurgling]

[boom]

Oh, no! Look out!

Scoobsie, you're a dog.

Well, I never.

Uh, well, what I mean is, for a dog, Scoobsie

you're a real doll!

Aw, shucks! He he he!

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

[theme music]