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各位鬼大哥
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我現在燒點零用錢給你們用
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不要客氣 儘管拿去花
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我見過的人很多
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我還從來沒見過
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像你這麼婆婆媽媽的男人
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什麼叫婆婆媽媽?
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今天是七月半
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所以燒點零用錢給那些鬼用
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做人沒錢已經夠糗了
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做鬼沒錢那不是更慘嗎?
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一張就是五千萬
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這些錢加起來
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連王永慶都比不上
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做鬼比做人好 我寧願去做鬼
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你別急 很快就輪到你了
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上面叫我們到坑口去查案
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閘門打開了
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一大群馬一字排開衝了出來
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三號大力士領先了
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它領先了半個馬頭
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大力士一路領先了
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加點油 跑快點
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第一名一定跑不掉了
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加點油 這次我贏定了
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第三名是六號的龍騰虎躍
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大力士反而到了第四名
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媽的 這匹爛馬總是後勁不足
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乾脆跳樓算了
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你每次都說要跳樓
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你怎麼老沒摔死呀?
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沒什麼狀況 走吧
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依據警長剛講的
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沒狀況並不表示沒問題
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閉上你的烏鴉嘴好不好?
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快點 我女兒等我回去吃飯的
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少來了 你還不是想去見女朋友
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關你什麼事
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你不走我走 你乾脆走路回去
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沒幾條街就到了
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幹什麼的?
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不許動 警察
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不許動
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還跑
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你別想跑
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別動
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如果你再動
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當心我一槍打爛你的頭
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你糗大了
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你這死老鬼
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你好臭
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這叫有味道
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看不到我的樣子 就聞到我的香味了
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手腳俐落點
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是
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不行 要是真在貨倉找到什麼證據
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他一個人搞得定嗎
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我還是回去看一看
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阿標...
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張標
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壽西斯古
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馬可斯
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難道說我已經死了?
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賭鬼警察借高利貸無法償還
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只有自殺
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這寫得不對
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我是追查販毒集團被人謀殺的
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你知不知道是誰殺了你?
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我沒看清楚他的樣子
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那你願不願意承認是自殺呢?
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我不承認
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那就死因不明瞭
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大人
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能不能讓我回去重新調查一下?
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你以為這裏是賓館? 可以隨便出入
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大人 你我都是公務員
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能不能給我行個方便?
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方便? 那就看你懂不懂規矩了
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規矩?
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這合用嗎?
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合用
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我走了
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慢點 你回去有兩件事情要記著
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如果有這種痣的 就是你的救星
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如果是這樣的 就是你的剋星
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還有 這是私人的禮物
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幹什麼?
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裏面有很多符咒你用得著的
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符咒? 我怎麼找救星?
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你是警察 當然是回警察局去找
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警察局
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坐好 幾號房?
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一號
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一號
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二號
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三號
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玩個遊戲
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牌子給我
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猜中就是你的
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看清楚
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再玩一次
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教官來了
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你真行
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不過沒有用 我來分
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一號
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二號
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三號
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進來 不要怕
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過去
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把褲子脫掉
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快一點
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等一下
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你幹什麼?
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擋一下嘛
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擋得住嗎?
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擋住...
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我看到了
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他們看不到嘛
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轉過身去
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趴下
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這臭小子是我的救星
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趴下
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趴下幹什麼?
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給你做深入檢查 趴下
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深入檢查
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快點 喂... 不...
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趴下
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我的救星 天知道誰救誰?
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不要...
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快點趴下 深入檢查
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趴下
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小姐 你最好跟我們合作點
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我不是跟你很合作嗎?
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誰叫你在那邊坐台的?
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坐台? 什麼叫坐台 警官?
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少耍花樣了 死丫頭
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誰跟你耍花樣?
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是你叫我坐在這裏的
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你還敢頂嘴?
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我哪敢亂頂
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還說沒頂
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有病啊 只有你能頂我
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我哪敢亂頂你呀
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早
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長官
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長官 hi
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打擾你一下 你好嗎?
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有人在家嗎?
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對不起
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怎麼是你啊?
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是我呀
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你是誰?
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警員1997今天來報到
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總部怎麼會派這種人來
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你幹什麼?
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你老爸在叫你
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是你老爸
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這個人因為好賭 惹上高利貸沒錢還
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開槍跳樓自殺身亡 還你老爸咧
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對不起 真不好意思
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少囉嗦 跟我來
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來這兒幹嘛?
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你說呢?
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好
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警官 小便啊?
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你猜?
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抬腳 抬腳呀
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幹什麼?
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腳拿開
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你怎麼搞的? 大嬸
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這是男廁所 你進來幹什麼?
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你問我進來幹什麼?
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我拖了十幾年的地了
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你當我是來參觀的
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真是的 什麼大鳥小鳥我沒見過
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真丟人
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你侮辱我呀你?
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警官 你就別跟她鬥嘴了
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要是把她惹毛了 你擔不起的
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她是什麼人啊?
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人間碩果僅存千歲的老處女了
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你要是把她的千歲的慾火挑起來
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我們全警局的人都不夠看
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你行不行?
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324 325 326 32...
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327 328 329 330...
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大美人
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300... 二我數了多少?
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332
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謝謝你
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332
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關你個屁事呀 把門關上
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你們兩個進來幹什麼?
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沒什麼 我帶他進來領槍的
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過來
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編號多少?
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一九九七
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在這裏簽個名
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你是剛來的
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我給你一個簡單的任務
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我已經派了兩個女警員
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在一家按摩院中做臥底
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你上去跟她們聯絡
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等到時機到了 你就表露身份
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把他們一網打盡 就這麼簡單
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這還簡單?
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廢話 複雜的找你做嗎?
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臥底是誰?
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那兩個臥底的女警她們穿著洞洞襪
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你到上面只要跟她們說出了
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這次行動的暗號之後
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她們就會接應你
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什麼暗號?
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從今開始(越南話)
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那你呢?
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我在這裏控制整個行動的進行
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隨時支援你們
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就這麼決定了 快上去吧
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先睡一覺吧
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老闆 怎麼樣? 要找小姐?
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這邊請
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你請...
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我們的小姐都是一流的
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您慢慢看
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謝謝
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這兒挑不到的話 香港就沒女人了
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您儘管挑
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我想先看看她們的腿
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樣子是不要緊 不過這...
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...女人的腿要美才行
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可以...
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來... 小姐 把裙子拉高一點
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讓老闆看一看 拉高一點二
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怎麼樣?
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不錯
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那您看上哪一個了?
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全要
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全要?
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不行嗎?
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可以... 都起來... 一起玩個愉快
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快走啦...
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別猴急嘛
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一次要六個 真他媽凱子爹
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你搞什麼鬼? 弄這麼久還沒弄好
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這雙網襪弄得我好癢 煩死人了
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怎麼她們都不見了?
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這樣不是更好嗎?
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上來接應我們的那個傢伙
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一定不會認錯人的
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慢著... 不要這麼衝動嘛
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等一下 聽我說一句很重要的話
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從今開始(越南話)
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香港已對越南船民實施新政策(越南話)
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從此以後 凡因經濟問題(越南話)
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以船民身份進入香港者(越南話)
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將被視作非法入境者(越南話)
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好棒...
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不過你們都沒有搞懂我的意思
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我們懂 我們都是從越南來的
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對不起 我走錯地方了
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不好意思
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老大 你不要衝動
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瞧了就走
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就是嘛
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臭小子 想幹什麼?
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其實我是個大專學生
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想做個問卷調查
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是關於野雞... 不 就是妓女
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學生 哪一系?
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毛毛系
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毛毛系?
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鴛鴦毛毛系
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也就是那一種...
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你會懂的啦 告辭了
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學生證呢?
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學生證又不是身份證
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不需要隨身攜帶的
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你沒聽過嗎?
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學生? 我們才是真正的學生
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這是學生證
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是嗎? 你哪一系的?
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大專社會學系 在黑社會兼差
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半工半讀
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真是令人佩服 繼續努力
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連警察你也敢非禮?
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警察? 你敢消遣我? 把她們帶過來
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走啊 肥婆 走啊
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你們好大的膽子 敢砸我地盤?
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從今開始(越南話)
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你們怎麼這麼晚才來?
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不算晚了
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全部趴下 我是警察
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你幹嘛玩槍? 你還在唸書
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很危險你知不知道?
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還給我 你好乖
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住手
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叫你住手 你這呆子你想害死我
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現在我不想打爛你的頭
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我要打爛你的嘴
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好髒啊
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大佬 打爆他的頭
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我只不過是唬唬你就嚇成這樣
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要是玩真的話 不是要尿一褲子嗎?
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救命呀
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不要鬧了...
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這小子真是個弄種
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不要...
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什麼事...
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都搞定了?
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搞定了
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你這隻貓真壞 又在神台上拉屎
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好臭呀
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對不起 祖師爺
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弟子有請茅山祖師附身授法
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有請老祖師大顯威靈
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手長腳長 樣樣都可以長
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孽畜
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蟑螂擒拿手 孽畜 你還想跑
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對不起 祖師爺 我家太髒了
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糟了 桃花劫
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不行
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阿玉 先不要走
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爸 什麼事呀?
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你啊雙臉泛紅 眼冒春水 犯桃花
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碰到男人可要當心
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幹嘛要我當心男人?
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怕遭報應呀
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爸 你又幹了什麼好事了?
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少管這麼多 反正當心就是了
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好了 你不用擔心
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我走了 拜拜
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早點回來
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知道了
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自作孽 平常老愛玩別人的女兒
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現在自己女兒長這麼大了
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可別報應在阿玉身上那就慘了
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出去了?
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穿這麼長的裙子
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搞什麼?
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狗窩似的
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這麼髒怎麼能住人呢? 真是
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怎麼又是你?
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怎麼會把個死人宿舍給我?
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你別太過分
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消防隊... 不是 警察
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挺神氣的
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你... 會... 說話
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警察 編號199了
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你最好不要說話
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你有權不說話
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你所要說的話將來會作為呈堂證供
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請問大門在哪裏?
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謝謝
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我調頭跑
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我不行了 我慢慢走
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我一定是在做夢 還是白日夢
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我有病 我是神經病了
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我一定是神經病... 我有神經病了
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不要玩了嘛
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我說我不要玩 我要回家
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00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:02,910
你走不掉的
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00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,380
我重新再走一遍
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00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:18,230
我說過 你走不掉的 自討苦吃
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現在你相信我了?
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相信
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有什麼好笑的?
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我是在害怕
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剛才你還沒怕夠呀?
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00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,790
我這個人就是這樣子
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你不要管我 有話你就說嘛
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00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,110
好 我告訴你
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我有一個剋星 還有一個救星
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因為你的屁股長了梅花痣
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所以你是我的救星
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剋星還沒找到呢
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00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,990
我幹嘛那麼倒霉要當你的救星?
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00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,830
我怎麼知道呢? 是上面說的
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00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,590
不要啦 我求求你
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00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,190
我又不認識你 你不要整我了
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00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,910
不是我想要整你
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是上面要整我們兩個
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你以為你真的很了不起呀
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在按摩院裏面可以一個打九個呀
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你以為你可以一口氣
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00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:20,870
把那個女孩子的裙子給吹起來呀
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00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,030
原來是你
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00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,390
是我 這樣好了
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00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,990
我可以幫你泡那個妞
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你幫我的忙 怎麼樣?
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不行呀 我不行的啦
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00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:34,660
你是不肯啊?
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不行的啦
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00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:37,300
你真的不肯?
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不要了...
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好 那走著瞧
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有鬼呀
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長官
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沒事
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00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:51,670
神經病
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你相不相信有鬼啊?
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00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:55,580
相信 是有鬼呀
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00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:57,620
那你有沒有見過鬼呢?
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00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:58,550
沒有
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00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:01,190
不知道見鬼是好還是不好?
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00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,790
如果他肯幫你 你就發了
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是嗎?
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是呀
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00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,150
如果我不肯呢?
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00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:08,870
不幫你就糗了
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00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:10,590
糗了?
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00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,750
幹什麼? 你見鬼了?
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00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:13,630
那你糗大了
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00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:17,230
沒有 我好得很 我正在走運
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00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:18,790
我長這麼大 從來都沒糗過
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是喲
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00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:22,700
幹什麼?
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00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,220
踩到釘子了
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00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:28,430
還好 沒扎到肉 這不能算糗啊
419
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,390
這樣還不糗啊?
420
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,870
回去吧 不要看了
421
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:42,750
什麼事?
422
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:44,710
那個越南男子不肯下來
423
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:45,750
有沒有通知上面的?
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00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:46,740
還沒有到
425
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:49,110
我剛才沒有事
426
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,590
嚴格說起來也不是很糗
427
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,230
好了... 不糗... 幹活了
428
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,790
你先上去 我馬上來
429
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,110
他在上面
430
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,630
師兄
431
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:00,070
也沒什麼 我是想問問你
432
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:03,550
這一輩子當中 有沒有試過...
433
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:05,990
...見鬼
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00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:06,830
見鬼?
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00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,350
沒有 怎麼回事?
436
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:10,550
你見到鬼了? 是不是?
437
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:11,950
不是
438
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,550
是誰? 是誰亂丟垃圾?
439
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:16,380
你還真糗啊 有沒有怎樣?
440
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,590
沒有... 幹活去
441
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,350
這位先生 你千萬不要想不開
442
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:21,900
什麼事情都可以商量嘛
443
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,750
還有什麼好說的
444
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,350
我是非死不可
445
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:27,940
老兄...
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你不要上來...
447
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,620
老兄 你安靜一點 慢慢來
448
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,390
你要再過來 我就真的跳下去了
449
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:35,620
老兄 你聽我說嘛
450
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:37,830
聽我說 老兄
451
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:39,830
老兄 你不要這麼傻嘛
452
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,400
你想想看 當年你從越南
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00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,030
離鄉背井投奔怒海
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00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,950
千山萬水驚濤駭浪的
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00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,910
好不容易到這個地方來了
456
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:49,110
為的是什麼呢?
457
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,990
還不是為了爭自由愛自由嗎?
458
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,390
你有沒有聽說過一句話
459
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:55,350
生命誠可貴 自由價更高
460
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:58,630
我沒有聽過 你不要再說了
461
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:03,190
你們香港人 貓哭耗子假慈悲
462
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:05,550
我們越南人
463
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:07,430
每一個都千辛萬苦來到香港
464
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,670
你們也太不人道了
465
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,310
還要把我們給送回去
466
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,670
你知不知道我們回去就死定了?
467
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:15,790
反正都是要死
468
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,230
不如從這兒跳下去算了
469
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:18,710
老兄 說不定你不會遣返
470
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:19,990
在上面談判
471
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:24,230
你沒有看報紙嗎? 柴玲都去了法國
472
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:25,910
侯德建又回到台北去
473
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,140
還上電視 他們風光的
474
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:27,910
打擾你一下
475
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:28,750
你上來幹什麼?
476
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:29,820
我是想聊我們跟他...
477
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:32,300
他們不同啊 全世界支持他們
478
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:35,190
我們是越南人 說遣返就遣返
479
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,630
這是逼我們走絕路嘛
480
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,630
你自己先考慮一下 你還有什麼話?
481
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:39,590
我是想問你
482
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:40,710
沒什麼好考慮的
483
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:42,630
你考慮一下我剛剛說的話
484
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:43,910
再打擾你一會
485
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:45,710
我想問你如果那鬼想整你
486
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:46,670
而你又不想理他
487
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:47,790
你說你會不會死得很難看?
488
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,020
就是你們不理我們
489
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:50,150
如果你們照顧我們
490
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:51,830
我們也不會走上這條路呀
491
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,990
你他媽的 從今開始 (越南話)
492
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,030
想要死就快
493
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,260
妨礙我們談正經的事情
494
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,230
來到這裏吃我們的住我們的
495
00:30:58,240 --> 00:30:59,910
還在這裏吵什麼
496
00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:01,430
你以為你很了不起呀
497
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:02,630
帶種的話你他媽的給我跳下去
498
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:03,390
你是神經病
499
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,350
是你叫我跳的 我就真的跳了
500
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:07,430
你不要跳 幫我拉著他
501
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:08,660
不要讓他跳下去 拉著他...
502
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:09,900
我把你推下去
503
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:14,550
阿星
504
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:17,270
你還賴著幹什麼? 快起來
505
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,110
有沒有事呀? 阿星 有沒有事?
506
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:21,550
我真的糗了
507
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,180
大叔 我認輸了 你出來一下吧
508
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,750
你昨天跟我談的那件事
509
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:30,710
可以商量嘛
510
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:31,940
你現在肯答應了?
511
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:33,950
是你求我的
512
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,350
沒有我 你一定會很糗
513
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:43,870
從現在開始 我們正式合作
514
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:47,190
我除了幫你泡妞 還幫你升職立功
515
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:49,630
這可是你說的
516
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:51,740
你到底要我幫你做什麼?
517
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:53,270
這個很簡單
518
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,870
你先幫我查出 殺我的兇手是誰
519
00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:58,710
然後幫我報仇
520
00:31:58,720 --> 00:31:59,990
因為只有你可以對付他
521
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:02,670
這件事可不簡單啊
522
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,310
怎麼? 你想反悔?
523
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:08,430
不會 我是想談另外一件事
524
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:09,390
哪一件事?
525
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,710
妞沒泡到 你叫我怎麼相信你呢?
526
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,150
你的鬼心眼我早就知道
527
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:17,500
我還有一個要求
528
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:19,390
你可不可以讓我碰你一下?
529
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:21,150
可以
530
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:26,340
我從來都沒有碰過鬼 我好緊張
531
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:33,030
也不過如此嘛
532
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:34,990
該我了?
533
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:36,230
來啊
534
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:42,510
那支燈打亮一點
535
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:43,190
知道了
536
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,150
太亮了 少一點
537
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:46,510
好 這樣呢?
538
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:47,660
好了 OK
539
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,740
請吃母牛牌巧克力
540
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:55,150
母牛牌巧克力 又香又甜又好吃
541
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:56,950
Cut 攝影機有沒有問題?
542
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:57,790
沒問題
543
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,230
好 OK
544
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:01,670
用看的就行了 不用泡了
545
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:04,110
我是在等你
546
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:05,430
等我?
547
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,710
你把這朵花送給她
548
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:11,590
然後跟她說
549
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,900
你很漂亮 我很喜歡你 就行了
550
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,110
這就行了?
551
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,580
行了 就看你有沒有這本事了
552
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,030
你話別說得太滿
553
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,710
我怕的是你這招不靈
554
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,350
我這招一定靈
555
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:23,790
就不知道你有沒有這個本事去
556
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,310
我別的本事沒有
557
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,070
這點小事還難不倒我
558
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,550
只要你敢過去跟她說
559
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:29,870
我就保證一定成功
560
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,030
我看你根本就不敢過去
561
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,880
你很漂亮 我好喜歡你
562
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:06,740
喜歡嗎?
563
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:17,980
好可愛
564
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,870
連隻牛都不理我 還叫我跟人說
565
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,390
靈個屁
566
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,190
我早說過你不行
567
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:39,980
這次你有對手了
568
00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:44,300
去啊
569
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,350
鄧先生 你今天怎麼有空到這兒來?
570
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,870
我今天來主要是看看我的廣告片
571
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:58,230
到底拍得怎麼樣了?
572
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:02,550
那個是不是我們的女主角?
573
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,870
是... 來... 我來介紹一下
574
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:10,500
這位是我們的老闆鄧李洋先生
575
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:12,150
這位是我們的女主角 她叫阿玉
576
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:13,070
你好
577
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,790
這花送給你
578
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:20,270
陪我喝杯茶怎麼樣?
579
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,070
對不起 我還要拍廣告
580
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:26,190
導演
581
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:26,990
來了...
582
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,350
你搞什麼? 到現在還不收工?
583
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:30,550
收工...?
584
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,910
大家聽著 老闆說今天收工了
585
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:36,500
把東西都收一收
586
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:37,580
有空了吧?
587
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,030
對不起 就算不拍這個廣告
588
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:42,150
我也不會跟你去喝茶的
589
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:44,750
你什麼意思?
590
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:46,910
我們老大請你喝茶 你敢拒絕
591
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,230
拿出男人本色 英雄救美
592
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:56,750
好
593
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:00,300
你幹嘛把槍掏出來?
594
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:01,940
就算是抓賊
595
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:04,190
也要看適當的時機才能掏槍
596
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:05,830
泡妞要看誰的本事大
597
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:07,110
把勇氣拿出來
598
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,310
他們有很多人
599
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,070
你不要怕 一切有我
600
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:12,390
我會幫你搞定的
601
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:16,910
不... 標叔 但是我應該說些什麼?
602
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,030
放手呀
603
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,150
放手啦
604
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,590
臭小子 你什麼東西你? 閃一邊去
605
00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:29,270
光天化日之下 膽敢調戲良家婦女
606
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:33,110
幹嘛? 你以為你是楚留香
607
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:36,900
還英雄救美啊你? 交給你們了
608
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:39,230
你們幹什麼?
609
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,670
不要打了
610
00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:53,630
不許打 我勸你們保持冷靜
611
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:03,910
像你這麼蠢的大俠可真是難找
612
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,030
我真是服了你了
613
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:28,070
你不許我掏槍
614
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,350
還坐在這裏看我被人家扁
615
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,790
你這叫幫我啊?
616
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:33,260
我已經幫你了 只是你不知道而已
617
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:34,070
你還...
618
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,110
先生
619
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:38,910
你不要緊吧?
620
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,430
沒事
621
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,070
剛才的事真是不好意思
622
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:44,230
不客氣
623
00:37:58,080 --> 00:37:59,670
月上柳梢頭
624
00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:02,190
人約黃昏後
625
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:05,510
嚇死我了
626
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:06,500
下次出來請你通知我一聲嘛
627
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:08,670
妞我已經幫你泡上了
628
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:10,070
現在該你幫我報仇了吧
629
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,540
沒問題 不過我已經約了她
630
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:16,150
好歹先讓我佔一次便宜再說
631
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,350
好事都讓你佔盡了
632
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:19,910
我們約定的事就不算數了?
633
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:21,230
對不起了
634
00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:23,350
就算天王老子找我也沒用了
635
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,230
好 走著瞧
636
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,110
李小姐 你好?
637
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:56,950
先生 你好?
638
00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:58,380
幸會
639
00:38:58,400 --> 00:38:59,620
你沒事吧?
640
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,200
沒事 我們到那邊坐一會?
641
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:02,790
好
642
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:03,590
謝謝
643
00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:13,110
李小姐都忙些什麼?
644
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,990
拍廣告呀
645
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:15,980
是嗎?
646
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:17,910
拍廣告那就...
647
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,190
你的槍碰到我了
648
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:21,790
對不起
649
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:26,270
這麼說起來
650
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:27,790
李小姐的工作環境都很不錯了?
651
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:31,070
什麼東西?
652
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:34,430
你怎麼會有兩支槍
653
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:36,790
是啊 等一下
654
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:40,710
老兄 算我怕你
655
00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:42,350
你給我半個小時 好不好?
656
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:43,630
半個小時就夠了
657
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:45,790
幫幫忙
658
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:48,180
先吃點花生
659
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:51,100
別鬧了
660
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:54,590
見色忘友
661
00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:59,110
都沒了
662
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:29,270
怎麼了?
663
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:35,870
第三支槍
664
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:48,510
怎麼到這裏來找線索?
665
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:51,140
隨便看看嘛 沒線索當是旅行
666
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:52,950
我先去看一下
667
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:36,950
你在幹什麼?
668
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,430
警察 你有權...
669
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,980
你在這裏幹什麼? 開片
670
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:45,830
不要過來 我開槍了
671
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:46,950
快走
672
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,150
不要走
673
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:49,270
我開槍了
674
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:51,430
你嚇唬誰?
675
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:52,110
戴黑眼鏡那個
676
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:54,270
你少神氣 我開槍了
677
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:56,510
不是我
678
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:58,110
也不是我
679
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:00,630
拿斧頭那個別拿死魚眼瞄我
680
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:01,620
我開槍了
681
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:04,420
不是我
682
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:05,910
穿藍色衣服的那個
683
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:08,110
你哪來那麼多要求呀? 我劈你
684
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:13,510
不是我
685
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:14,660
劈他...
686
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:18,670
轟你...
687
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:19,390
怎麼回事?
688
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:20,870
老大 欲罷不能
689
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:21,910
趕快去擺平他
690
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,510
他有槍
691
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:24,390
我們人多
692
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:25,750
他只有六顆子彈 怕什麼呢?
693
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:27,950
那他來真的怎麼辦?
694
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:29,430
笨蛋 你不會躲到後面去呀
695
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:30,150
啊
696
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,300
啊什麼? 這兒交給你了
697
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:32,350
我到後面包抄
698
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:35,260
這麼簡單 誰都可以當老大了
699
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,550
劈他...
700
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:37,990
你怕了?
701
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,790
像這種小場面你都應付不了
702
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:42,940
我幫你擺平他們
703
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:43,990
你哈啦什麼?
704
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,510
你不知道我只有六顆子彈
705
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,270
你不行 我行
706
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:48,230
是不是真的?
707
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:51,550
搞定
708
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,510
標叔 你不要開我玩笑
709
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:55,310
劈他...
710
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,030
還真的有用
711
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:21,430
還發什麼呆?
712
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:22,950
還不快叫救護車
713
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:34,270
進來
714
00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:37,030
督察 督察
715
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:46,550
昨天的毒品案 是你們破的?
716
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:47,590
是的
717
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,630
上頭對你們的表現很滿意
718
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:56,790
要我寫一份報告 然後論功行賞
719
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:57,670
謝謝督察
720
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,870
昨天的情況是非常的驚險...
721
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,540
報告督察 阿星是新來的
722
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:06,590
這種大場面他哪見過呢?
723
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,710
再加上他的經驗不足
724
00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:11,310
所以昨天表現的是 既驚慌又緊張
725
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:13,430
整個的情況 他已經記不清楚了
726
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:15,510
為了不耽誤督察寶貴的時間
727
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,150
我想我一個人報告就行了
728
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:19,350
那你先出去好了
729
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:24,590
出去
730
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:35,670
你很生氣呀?
731
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:36,350
是啊
732
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:37,420
我有辦法
733
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:45,910
什麼法寶?
734
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:48,420
風騷咒
735
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:49,820
風騷咒?
736
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,950
十幾個人衝出來 我為了保護阿星
737
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,550
一個人跟他們拼了
738
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,910
怎麼樣? 搞定了沒有?
739
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:07,190
看哪
740
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:11,190
剛剛好好玩
741
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:12,710
我們再來玩一次 快點來 來啊
742
00:45:12,720 --> 00:45:17,270
什麼東西呀? 你神經病 走開
743
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:23,670
我一看情況不對 馬上把槍掏出來
744
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:26,990
你那支槍 是不是又大又長?
745
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:30,150
不 督察 不怎麼大
746
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:31,510
來啊 我看看嘛
747
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,310
督察 你看什麼?
748
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:34,910
不行啊 督察
749
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:36,430
不要小器 借我看看嘛
750
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:38,670
不是我小器
751
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,990
我是想給你看哪
752
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:42,910
但是在這兒怎麼行呀?
753
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,140
那你看看我的
754
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:45,990
大不大嘛?
755
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:49,550
大 不要白不要 我要了
756
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:54,590
到底要不要?
757
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:55,870
來嘛
758
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:57,310
受不了啦... 我要
759
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,750
我要
760
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:01,790
我要... 不能要...
761
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:02,940
抓她
762
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:06,020
這樣不是便宜他了嗎?
763
00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:08,910
便宜他 我才不幹呢
764
00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:16,590
督察 你發神經病呀?
765
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:19,060
你剛才幹什麼?
766
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,390
我沒幹什麼 是你叫我這麼做的
767
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,550
你還敢胡說 連上司你都敢非禮
768
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:25,830
不是 督察 是你命令我的
769
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:27,110
我命令你的?
770
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:28,750
好
771
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:32,150
你們剛才看到什麼?
772
00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:36,540
什麼都沒看到
773
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:37,870
他剛才趴在你身上
774
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:38,990
我們統統都沒看見
775
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,100
臭小子 你出賣我
776
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:42,100
進去
777
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:49,510
不要打 不要啦
778
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:54,310
爸
779
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,630
爸 你怎麼了? 弄成這個樣子
780
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:00,430
別提了 今天真夠倒霉的
781
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:04,630
爸 我約了新男朋友回來見你
782
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:06,870
新男朋友? 是誰啊?
783
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:08,430
你猜呀?
784
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:11,110
我女兒喜歡的一定是
785
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,790
塊頭高大 英俊瀟灑 聰明靈活
786
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:15,870
還要加上點可愛
787
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:17,710
一會兒你就見到他了
788
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,310
對了 爸 我們先說好
789
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:23,350
反正他是你女兒喜歡的
790
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:27,070
阿玉
791
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:27,910
送我的?
792
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:29,790
是呀
793
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,830
來 先見見我爸爸
794
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:32,670
好啊
795
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:35,790
爸 這是我男朋友
796
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:36,990
老伯
797
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:38,940
怎麼又是你呀?
798
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:41,030
是啊 怎麼會這麼巧?
799
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:41,990
是啊 真巧
800
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:42,950
原來你們認識
801
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:44,500
是啊
802
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,590
對 就是我老跟你提起那位
803
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:49,870
塊頭高大 英俊瀟灑 聰明靈活
804
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:51,510
還加點可愛的上司
805
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:52,710
原來是你老爸
806
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:55,510
少拍馬屁了 先坐下再說
807
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:56,550
好
808
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:00,190
怎麼會是他?
809
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,430
可是我答應阿玉只要她喜歡就好
810
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,350
待會有你好看的
811
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:07,950
我飯已經煮好了待會就可以吃飯了
812
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:09,020
我先去幫你倒杯茶
813
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:09,950
謝謝
814
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:17,630
臭小子 起來
815
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:21,190
剛才出賣我 現在還想泡我女兒
816
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,550
長官 剛才是你自己不自量力嘛
817
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:26,390
臭小子 我告訴你
818
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:27,380
聰明的話就讓我打兩拳
819
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:30,070
還躲?
820
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:31,220
不躲幹嘛?
821
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:33,110
你躲 你好小子 你想還手?
822
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:34,260
不讓你還手
823
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:37,270
爸 阿星 你們幹什麼?
824
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:39,940
沒什麼...
825
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:42,630
你這個男朋友真是塊頭高大
826
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:44,940
老伯也是英俊瀟灑
827
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:47,230
哪裏? 你聰明靈活
828
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:49,830
好幾十歲人都還這麼可愛
829
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:51,030
你也不差啊
830
00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:52,710
沒想到你們這麼投緣
831
00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:54,350
可以吃飯了 來吧
832
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,110
來 吃飯了
833
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,110
不要客氣 阿玉做的小菜很好吃
834
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:04,910
你一定會喜歡的
835
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:05,630
好
836
00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:08,230
來 如果不夠咸 就加醬油
837
00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:09,030
謝謝
838
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:10,430
如果不夠辣的話 就加辣椒醬
839
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:12,950
這些辣椒醬可是阿玉親手做的
840
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,350
原來他怕辣
841
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:19,940
嘗嘗這個辣椒醬
842
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:24,630
這是朝天椒做的 很夠味的
843
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:31,630
你要是不嘗一下就是沒有口福
844
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:33,390
你喜歡吃辣呀?
845
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:34,540
是啊
846
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:35,670
吃啊
847
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:41,870
我忘了湯了
848
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:44,790
你存心整我
849
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:45,630
你吃不吃你?
850
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:46,390
不吃
851
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:53,550
張嘴
852
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:58,750
爸 你把蝦子吃了?
853
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:02,110
很好吃 他說嫌不夠辣
854
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:04,390
用辣椒醬拌飯才好吃 來
855
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:09,590
這才合他的胃口
856
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:13,670
原來你跟我一樣喜歡吃辣椒醬呀
857
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:24,310
你好厲害
858
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:29,990
看你吃得滿嘴都是的
859
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,070
來 不要光吃飯嘛 吃點菜
860
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:34,420
謝謝
861
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:36,550
來
862
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:39,230
你不喜歡? 那我給爸爸吃了
863
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:41,590
來 爸爸
864
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:45,910
你也不喜歡? 那我自己吃好了
865
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:47,750
吃...
866
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,030
好 來啊
867
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,060
你們幹什麼?
868
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:07,740
阿玉
869
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:45,060
那個臭小子是有點邪氣
870
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:48,620
有一隻陰靈在幫他對付你
871
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:52,020
那我該怎麼辦?
872
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:53,550
我會幫你查清楚
873
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:57,000
現在給你一個護身符
874
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:11,350
它會暫時保護你
875
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:12,580
謝謝法師
876
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:19,790
你趴在地上幹什麼?
877
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:20,910
我看電視
878
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:26,230
這麼巧
879
00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:28,110
最近你泡阿玉泡到神魂顛倒的
880
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:31,310
哪有? 怎麼會?
881
00:52:33,240 --> 00:52:34,350
你不是有那個什麼...
882
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:35,190
風騷咒是不是?
883
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:36,420
可不可以借給我?
884
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:37,630
你有神經病呀?
885
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:40,110
你想把風騷咒用在阿玉身上
886
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:41,590
她是我小侄女
887
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:45,230
泡妞還要用風騷咒 你也太爛了
888
00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:46,910
就算泡上了也沒面子
889
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:50,150
你知不知道風騷咒有多厲害呀
890
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:53,840
咒無虛發 發不可收
891
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:55,230
這種功夫我不會教你的
892
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,110
算了 我只想研究一下
893
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:05,590
有點累了 先回去睡一覺
894
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:11,110
什麼大不了的事情
895
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:12,390
還把我帶到你家來
896
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:16,430
其實也沒什麼 閒著也是閒著嘛
897
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:18,550
上來坐坐 喝杯茶 聊聊天
898
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:19,950
聯絡一下感情嘛
899
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:52,830
怎麼是你? 阿錦 阿星來了
900
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:55,940
我先走了
901
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:58,340
你怎麼走了呢?
902
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:02,110
咒出不可收
903
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:04,790
貓...
904
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:10,710
你撞...
905
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:24,870
幹什麼? 找阿玉是不是?
906
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:25,860
她還沒回來
907
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,070
你...
908
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:30,820
我走了
909
00:54:33,240 --> 00:54:34,670
我說過阿玉沒回來
910
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:36,590
我知道
911
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:43,980
你哪兒不對勁?
912
00:54:58,560 --> 00:54:59,540
幹什麼?
913
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:03,230
阿錦 錦郎
914
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:07,230
我好無聊
915
00:55:09,720 --> 00:55:11,270
臭小子 你幹什麼?
916
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:12,750
毛手毛腳 快放手
917
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:13,820
阿星
918
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:16,350
你幹什麼?
919
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:18,030
你男朋友是個同性戀
920
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:20,190
你幹嘛這樣子說我嘛?
921
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:26,030
我剛才幹什麼了?
922
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:27,390
你搞同性戀 幹什麼?
923
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:30,030
阿玉...
924
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:32,780
阿玉 你聽我說
925
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:34,870
我剛剛自己也不知道幹什麼
926
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:36,870
我是中了一種咒 叫風騷咒
927
00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:39,710
哪有什麼風騷咒? 你少騙我了
928
00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:40,550
鬼才相信你
929
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:41,780
他是吃你豆腐
930
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,350
是真的 那些風騷咒
931
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:44,830
我是從標叔那兒拿過來的
932
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:46,630
標叔? 哪個標叔?
933
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:48,550
就是你以前的同事張標
934
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:50,750
你神經病 他死了很久了
935
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:53,550
我沒有辦法了 就實話實說了
936
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:56,630
標叔在這把槍裏
937
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:57,670
你胡說什麼?
938
00:55:57,680 --> 00:55:59,710
我看你吹牛的功夫比我還要高呢
939
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:03,070
標叔 快現身 快一點現身
940
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:05,030
我的長官你又不是不認識 快
941
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:06,990
爸 我們不要理他
942
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:10,510
阿玉 給我兩分鐘時間
943
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:12,310
我馬上回來
944
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:19,710
全都是我不好
945
00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:20,910
是我偷了你的符咒
946
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:23,220
你要是再不現身 我就死定了
947
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:26,340
了不起 我自己打我自己三個耳光
948
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:28,430
可以了嗎?
949
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:30,790
怎麼胡言亂語的?
950
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:33,630
還是不行? 你可別怪我 好
951
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:36,700
我也不想這樣
952
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:41,500
是你逼我的
953
00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:46,110
受不了吧
954
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:47,100
叫你早點出來
955
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:48,510
你就不用受這種苦了吧
956
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:51,790
我看他八成是發神經病
957
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:53,670
會不會出事了?
958
00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:56,070
說的也是 進去看看
959
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:01,590
你看你搞什麼? 怎麼這樣有的?
960
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:03,150
好了... 快出去吧
961
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:04,270
你這人惡不噁心呀?
962
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:06,870
阿玉...
963
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:15,710
不但用小便射我 還把我衝進馬桶裏
964
00:57:15,720 --> 00:57:17,230
再給我點時間解釋
965
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:23,070
我沒有騙你吧 真的是鬼呀
966
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:24,510
我怎麼會騙你嘛 是不是?
967
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:26,110
阿玉
968
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:29,870
你上來幹什麼?
969
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:31,910
下面說我死因不明
970
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:33,270
我不上來我去哪兒?
971
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:35,390
那你就上來整天裝神弄鬼的?
972
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:36,510
是又怎麼樣?
973
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:38,190
我不在的時候你居然又作威作福的
974
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:39,670
現在知道厲害了吧?
975
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:41,860
誰又作威作福了?
976
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:43,100
不要生氣
977
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:45,030
你少囉嗦 關你什麼事?
978
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:46,350
你在我身上小便
979
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:47,500
都是你惹的禍
980
00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:58,140
叫你來你不來
981
00:57:58,160 --> 00:57:59,870
不叫你來 你就突然來
982
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:06,900
阿星 泡妞升職立功
983
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:09,430
好的壞的我全都替你做了
984
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:11,670
我已經曝露了身份
985
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:14,030
你一定要趕快把仇人給我找出來
986
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:16,390
我也希望
987
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:17,710
你又不知道是誰
988
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:19,910
連長什樣你都沒見過 我怎麼找呀?
989
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:22,150
不是我不幫你
990
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:25,620
我想起來了
991
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:27,700
他殺我的時候
992
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:28,700
身上有一股很重的味道
993
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:29,550
什麼味道?
994
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:30,990
狐臭
995
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:35,870
我也有 怎麼找呀?
996
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:40,670
你身上的是汗味 不是狐臭
997
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:44,990
明白了吧?
998
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,220
明白什麼?
999
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:47,910
我剛剛說的
1000
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:48,950
你剛才說什麼?
1001
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:56,870
阿權... 我在這裏 快點過來 來吧
1002
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:58,220
老張 好久不見了
1003
00:58:58,240 --> 00:58:59,150
到哪去了?
1004
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:00,910
沒有 理發
1005
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:02,030
好帥呀
1006
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:03,070
謝謝
1007
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:04,700
幹什麼你?
1008
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:06,020
幹什麼?
1009
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:08,220
神經病
1010
00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:10,550
我最近的運氣真是爛... 輸了一屁股
1011
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:11,750
不要賭了
1012
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:13,150
不賭怎麼行?
1013
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:15,310
你還來 搞什麼你?
1014
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:16,380
借聞一下嘛
1015
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:30,230
標叔 你是在這裏被殺的
1016
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:31,870
他們又不是傻瓜
1017
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:33,270
怎麼還會待在這裏呢?
1018
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,030
你沒聽過
1019
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:36,870
最危險的地方就是最安全的地方
1020
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:38,070
他們以為我死了
1021
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:40,270
又怎麼會想到死人會報仇呢
1022
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:41,550
話可不能這麼說
1023
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:42,910
我要不是因為撞到你
1024
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:44,630
我也不知道這件事
1025
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:46,740
從這兒爬過去
1026
00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:48,150
我上一次也是從這兒爬過去調查的
1027
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:08,310
真的有毒品 標叔...
1028
01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:01,190
幹什麼你?
1029
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:04,790
幹什麼... 不要亂來 你不要扣扳機
1030
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:06,270
幹什麼你... 躲開嘛
1031
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:26,750
怎麼樣?
1032
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:27,870
快去幹掉他
1033
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:32,870
標叔 能不能讓我再過癮一點?
1034
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:34,310
你想過癮? 可以
1035
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:46,310
過不過癮?
1036
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:48,190
可惜沒有帶照相機
1037
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:55,070
這一下我可發了 標叔謝了
1038
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:57,630
臭小子 敢到我這裏來撒野?
1039
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:00,030
好臭
1040
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:01,310
臭你媽
1041
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:02,230
就是他
1042
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:27,150
你到底想幹嘛?
1043
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:32,230
我不喜歡那一把
1044
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:37,780
看你往哪兒跑
1045
01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:46,100
我明明打中他 他怎麼還跑呀?
1046
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:47,310
耍無賴嘛你
1047
01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:49,150
他不是無賴 他身上有法寶
1048
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:51,790
有法寶?
1049
01:02:55,640 --> 01:02:57,230
幸虧有你的護身符
1050
01:02:57,920 --> 01:03:00,910
否則 我已經死了
1051
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:03,910
他是被你殺死的
1052
01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:06,110
現在叫那個臭小子回來報仇
1053
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:08,910
那個王八蛋
1054
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:12,150
死了都不肯放過我
1055
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:13,910
法師
1056
01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:17,350
這個人 你一定要把他處理掉
1057
01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:18,910
你放心的留在這裏
1058
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:24,230
對付這個小鬼 本法師早有妙計
1059
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:27,630
祖師爺在上
1060
01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:32,590
弟子這次被張標和阿星那臭小子
1061
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:34,550
整得好慘
1062
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:38,310
好事全歸他們 整天都耍我
1063
01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:40,510
還打我女兒的主意
1064
01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:44,110
祖師爺 您的法力高深
1065
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:46,990
這次一定要幫弟子出這口氣
1066
01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:54,590
祖師爺下凡了
1067
01:03:57,280 --> 01:03:58,830
弟子李錦
1068
01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:01,790
本祖師知道你被小鬼張標逼害
1069
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:03,910
所以本祖師親自下凡
1070
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:06,030
賜你靈符一度
1071
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:09,150
你把它貼在槍管之內
1072
01:04:09,160 --> 01:04:12,590
就可以禁錮那個小鬼 以示懲戒
1073
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:13,820
多謝祖師爺
1074
01:04:13,840 --> 01:04:15,110
你出去依法行事
1075
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:16,150
是
1076
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:32,070
阿星
1077
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:32,990
約會啊?
1078
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:34,950
帶槍了沒有?
1079
01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:35,830
有呀
1080
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:37,390
帶什麼槍呢?
1081
01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:39,390
跟阿玉出去 帶槍不太方便吧
1082
01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:40,950
槍枝氾濫 不帶多危險
1083
01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:43,710
怕什麼 再說人總有點私生活
1084
01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:45,350
沒事帶個電燈泡在身邊幹什麼呢?
1085
01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:46,310
有道理
1086
01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:47,670
這個老傢伙挺煩人的
1087
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:51,070
我讓你們兩個敘敘舊
1088
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:52,670
你們去吧 好
1089
01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:57,190
我們走了 拜拜 爸
1090
01:04:57,200 --> 01:04:58,870
拜拜 別急著回來
1091
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:00,790
要你管
1092
01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:11,590
把你堵死 我就不信你還能出得來
1093
01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:42,070
放我出來...
1094
01:05:42,520 --> 01:05:44,270
你永遠也出不來了
1095
01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:47,150
我們黑教的捉鬼精棺
1096
01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:49,670
就是你的剋星
1097
01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:53,380
用不了多久 你就會灰飛煙滅
1098
01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:08,230
阿玉
1099
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:09,190
什麼?
1100
01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:12,350
聽說我們已經抱了好久
1101
01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:13,390
是啊
1102
01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:16,510
你覺得怎麼樣?
1103
01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:18,310
很好玩
1104
01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:23,030
我看這樣好不好?
1105
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:25,190
我們玩點別的遊戲
1106
01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:26,230
什麼?
1107
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:30,910
譬如說... 親親嘴
1108
01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:35,070
不要了 讓別人看到多不好意思?
1109
01:06:35,080 --> 01:06:36,060
哪會有人看我們嘛
1110
01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:37,590
誰說沒有人?
1111
01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:45,750
什麼事?
1112
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:47,150
你該知道是什麼事
1113
01:06:48,160 --> 01:06:49,030
不知道
1114
01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:50,830
你知不知道?
1115
01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:53,270
我知道 沒事
1116
01:06:56,600 --> 01:06:58,270
沒事你還不快跑?
1117
01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:04,070
標叔
1118
01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:06,870
你認識我?
1119
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:09,590
不... 完全誤會 不認識
1120
01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:23,790
他今天運動量夠了 走吧
1121
01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:25,340
走了
1122
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,060
再見
1123
01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:34,910
在那邊
1124
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:37,430
快點
1125
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:39,390
你又來得太早了吧
1126
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:41,270
給我點機會表現嘛
1127
01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:48,230
小心點 你沒事嗎?
1128
01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:56,550
你先躺下 我去拿藥給你擦
1129
01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:04,750
他沒有道理不救我
1130
01:08:09,640 --> 01:08:11,550
阿標 你終於栽在我的手上了吧
1131
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:15,550
祖師爺在上 請受弟子李錦一拜
1132
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:19,380
謝謝祖師爺下凡賜靈符
1133
01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:21,390
把阿標鎖住 讓我出了這口氣
1134
01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:23,300
阿星
1135
01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:26,510
這一次可整到了阿標跟阿星
1136
01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:27,660
他們兩個人了
1137
01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:32,590
原來是你在搞鬼
1138
01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:34,550
爸 你為什麼要這麼做?
1139
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:36,390
誰叫他們兩個人老是愛整我
1140
01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:39,350
爸 剛才阿星差點讓鄧李洋打死了
1141
01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:41,180
鄧李洋還敢出來
1142
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:43,190
少說廢話 先把標叔弄出來再說
1143
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:46,510
標叔
1144
01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:47,860
來 我來
1145
01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:50,430
好了
1146
01:08:50,440 --> 01:08:52,150
標叔 你出來呀
1147
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:53,590
怎麼了 阿星?
1148
01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:55,980
標叔 他睡著了
1149
01:08:56,720 --> 01:08:59,590
起來 天亮了 標叔...
1150
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:04,870
出來了
1151
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:06,820
標叔要是不見 你就給我小心點
1152
01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:10,070
不可能 我問一下祖師爺
1153
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:13,030
祖師爺在上 弟子把靈符拿走
1154
01:09:13,040 --> 01:09:14,790
還是不能把張標放出來
1155
01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:17,390
有什麼差錯 請祖師爺指點
1156
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:24,150
你這個不肖子弟 心術不正
1157
01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:26,950
被妖孽利用 闖下大禍
1158
01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:30,160
本祖師爺從未親身下凡
1159
01:09:30,160 --> 01:09:31,300
也沒有把那些
1160
01:09:31,320 --> 01:09:34,270
欺壓善良 害人害物的妖符給你
1161
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:36,270
標叔被誰抓去了?
1162
01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:40,140
這個妖孽是張標的剋星
1163
01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:43,030
受了張標的仇人 鄧李洋的指示
1164
01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:44,510
假扮本祖師
1165
01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:47,830
利用本門不肖弟子 把張標抓走
1166
01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:50,670
然後關在邪教的捉鬼精棺裏
1167
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:53,630
有什麼辦法可以救他出來?
1168
01:09:54,520 --> 01:09:56,510
這個捉鬼精棺非常邪惡
1169
01:09:56,520 --> 01:10:00,430
以本祖師的法力 還沒有辦法破解它
1170
01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:02,590
那標叔死定了
1171
01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:05,660
祖師爺 求你大發慈悲想想辦法
1172
01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:09,110
我只能把破精棺的法寶寫在你身上
1173
01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:11,950
你能找到它 就可以救張標了
1174
01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:13,390
麻煩你 請你快一點
1175
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:15,990
請這位小姐迴避
1176
01:10:51,520 --> 01:10:53,670
祖師爺 請你快點 我快忍不住了
1177
01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:07,150
祖師爺 請你快點
1178
01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:20,870
對不起 我實在怕癢
1179
01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:22,550
明天再寫吧
1180
01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:26,990
寫完了?
1181
01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:31,350
祖師爺走了 我看看
1182
01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:35,870
怎麼全弄花了
1183
01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:39,190
大概被我抓掉了 還看得清楚嗎?
1184
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:40,670
還可以 我看看
1185
01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:42,270
玉女尿
1186
01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:44,030
神台貓屎
1187
01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:45,790
大僊... 大僊什麼?
1188
01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:48,550
屁 大僊屁
1189
01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:51,030
不要 你偷看人家屁屁
1190
01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:52,150
下次讓你看回來嘛
1191
01:11:52,160 --> 01:11:52,710
真的?
1192
01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:54,230
真的 看祖師爺的
1193
01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:56,150
謝謝祖師爺
1194
01:11:57,160 --> 01:11:59,150
怎麼會不吃呢?
1195
01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:01,540
我弄的全是海鮮 它應該喜歡吃
1196
01:12:04,440 --> 01:12:05,870
純正瀉鹽
1197
01:12:06,600 --> 01:12:07,660
怎麼樣? 吃了沒有?
1198
01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:09,670
沒有 真是奇怪了
1199
01:12:09,680 --> 01:12:10,790
說什麼就是不肯吃
1200
01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:14,740
平常不給它吃 對它這麼壞
1201
01:12:14,760 --> 01:12:16,390
今天突然給它吃這麼多好東西
1202
01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:17,950
它怕你毒死它
1203
01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:19,830
那該怎麼辦呢?
1204
01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:20,950
先讓我示範一次
1205
01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:22,590
它自然就會跟著吃了
1206
01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:23,790
那好 來
1207
01:12:29,200 --> 01:12:30,870
我是貓 你看好
1208
01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:34,030
這麼好東西不吃 太浪費
1209
01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:38,310
這魚不錯
1210
01:12:48,040 --> 01:12:49,260
咸了一點
1211
01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:50,670
這全讓你吃完了 怎麼辦呢?
1212
01:12:51,320 --> 01:12:53,880
我是給它機會好讓它看清楚嘛
1213
01:12:56,680 --> 01:12:57,790
你看吧
1214
01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:00,340
要示範嘛
1215
01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:02,710
都很新鮮
1216
01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:04,670
不過味道就是有點怪怪的
1217
01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:07,430
不會的 我只加了一點瀉鹽
1218
01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:17,420
你想幹什麼?
1219
01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:20,670
看你示範拉屎 不然它怎麼拉?
1220
01:13:21,520 --> 01:13:22,660
看
1221
01:13:28,960 --> 01:13:30,350
乖 快點拉
1222
01:13:30,360 --> 01:13:31,870
看完了示範 該你了
1223
01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:40,950
師婆
1224
01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:42,350
什麼事 長官?
1225
01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:43,390
還沒下班啊?
1226
01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:45,830
就快要下班了 做完這些就下班了
1227
01:13:46,360 --> 01:13:49,190
師婆 我知道你工作很累
1228
01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:50,750
買了汽水給你解解渴
1229
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:53,110
你對我這麼好 這麼大瓶
1230
01:13:53,120 --> 01:13:54,990
小意思 你客氣什麼呢
1231
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:56,510
等一下 讓我拿個杯子
1232
01:13:57,880 --> 01:13:59,990
不用杯子了 對著瓶嘴喝就行了
1233
01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:01,550
一大瓶?
1234
01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:02,870
大瓶才過癮
1235
01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:03,830
也好
1236
01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:13,150
你真棒 還有
1237
01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:15,070
來... 再一瓶
1238
01:14:16,120 --> 01:14:17,150
還有呀?
1239
01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:25,830
喝光了
1240
01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:26,980
師婆 你真行
1241
01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:29,830
天氣太熱了
1242
01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:32,150
還喝? 好
1243
01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:40,550
真是了不起 師婆 夠不夠?
1244
01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:42,510
糟了 全喝光了
1245
01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:44,390
我再去給你買回來 你等一等
1246
01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:47,190
這小子真奇怪 突然對我這麼好
1247
01:14:52,840 --> 01:14:54,510
我就不信你不尿尿
1248
01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:02,380
你幹什麼?
1249
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:05,830
你這個老色狼 想偷看女人尿尿
1250
01:15:05,840 --> 01:15:07,630
沒事請我喝汽水
1251
01:15:07,640 --> 01:15:09,630
我就知道你沒安好心眼
1252
01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:23,590
我才不隨便讓人看
1253
01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:27,350
你也想偷看我?
1254
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:36,060
尿慢一點
1255
01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:42,710
什麼? 這樣也行
1256
01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:52,180
阿星 你讓我一口氣
1257
01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:53,750
吃這麼多烤蕃薯
1258
01:15:53,760 --> 01:15:55,190
還有這麼些花生
1259
01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:56,950
夠了沒有? 我受不了了
1260
01:15:56,960 --> 01:15:58,590
你再忍耐一下嘛
1261
01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:00,310
等我把這玻璃圈弄好就好了
1262
01:16:02,160 --> 01:16:04,870
不要光顧著吃 喝點水
1263
01:16:04,880 --> 01:16:09,430
還要喝水呀?
1264
01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:10,550
預備了
1265
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:12,740
開始
1266
01:16:17,120 --> 01:16:18,510
祖師爺在上
1267
01:16:18,520 --> 01:16:19,710
弟子誠心禱告
1268
01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:21,070
請祖師爺附身授法
1269
01:16:25,560 --> 01:16:27,550
來了
1270
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:39,060
很好
1271
01:16:39,320 --> 01:16:40,380
繼續
1272
01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:47,350
用力
1273
01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:53,550
再用一點力 繼續
1274
01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:54,670
加油...
1275
01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:56,230
憋著
1276
01:16:56,240 --> 01:16:57,910
你的屁股能積這麼多氣
1277
01:16:57,920 --> 01:16:59,630
好像是在表演特技
1278
01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:02,710
繼續...
1279
01:17:06,200 --> 01:17:07,260
停 夠了
1280
01:17:07,280 --> 01:17:08,390
我停不住呀
1281
01:17:19,120 --> 01:17:22,710
好臭啊...
1282
01:17:23,200 --> 01:17:25,070
誰不知道臭 我也不想這樣
1283
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:27,310
糟了 全散了
1284
01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:29,670
快幫忙把屁撈回來 快散光了
1285
01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:31,030
快點過來幫忙呀
1286
01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:34,270
快點... 快點行不行?
1287
01:17:37,040 --> 01:17:38,350
幹嘛?
1288
01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:45,710
這麼臭你還含在嘴裏 你還真厲害
1289
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:02,340
神台貓屎
1290
01:18:06,760 --> 01:18:07,740
玉女尿
1291
01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:13,710
大僊屁
1292
01:18:14,920 --> 01:18:15,950
預備
1293
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:17,980
好
1294
01:18:23,920 --> 01:18:24,830
成功了
1295
01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:25,510
好極了
1296
01:18:25,920 --> 01:18:27,270
快帶所有法寶去救阿標
1297
01:18:27,280 --> 01:18:28,260
好
1298
01:18:30,120 --> 01:18:31,180
都準備好了嗎?
1299
01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:32,070
都準備好了
1300
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:35,110
就這一個? 你換把大的吧
1301
01:18:35,120 --> 01:18:37,680
殺雞焉需要牛刀 這把是足夠了
1302
01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:38,430
行不行啊?
1303
01:18:38,440 --> 01:18:39,830
一定行的啦 走吧
1304
01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:06,580
真的在這裏
1305
01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:07,790
標叔 我們來救你了
1306
01:19:07,800 --> 01:19:10,150
少廢話 快把他救出來
1307
01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:21,310
沒反應
1308
01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:22,270
嘿
1309
01:19:22,960 --> 01:19:24,310
你怎麼不嘿?
1310
01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:26,550
嘿得太多 我怕觀眾不喜歡
1311
01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:27,350
也有道理
1312
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:29,710
糟糕了 我們中計了
1313
01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:31,230
這個不是真的捉鬼精棺
1314
01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:35,590
你猜得不錯
1315
01:19:35,600 --> 01:19:37,110
我只要用一個假棺材
1316
01:19:37,120 --> 01:19:39,910
就可以把你們千辛萬苦找到的
1317
01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:41,750
破精棺法寶給毀了
1318
01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:47,630
真的精棺... 在這兒
1319
01:19:53,160 --> 01:19:53,950
阿標
1320
01:19:57,080 --> 01:20:00,350
除非你們再去找一些破精棺的法寶
1321
01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:02,710
才能把那個死老鬼救回來
1322
01:20:02,720 --> 01:20:04,190
笨蛋不多了
1323
01:20:08,720 --> 01:20:09,750
他罵你笨蛋
1324
01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:12,790
還好 不過比他聰明一點
1325
01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:15,830
上
1326
01:20:16,320 --> 01:20:17,590
莫名其妙
1327
01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:20,430
豬八戒的媽是怎麼死的?
1328
01:20:20,440 --> 01:20:22,820
跟我作對 你找死哦
1329
01:20:22,840 --> 01:20:23,710
你開槍啊
1330
01:20:23,720 --> 01:20:25,190
你一開槍讓你變成馬蜂窩
1331
01:20:25,840 --> 01:20:26,950
什麼東西
1332
01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:29,710
你這個死老鬼還在我手上
1333
01:20:29,720 --> 01:20:31,830
我就不信你能把我怎麼樣?
1334
01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:35,380
你想玩嗎? 好 來 哥哥我奉陪
1335
01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:37,150
我又沒說要跟你玩
1336
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:46,910
阿標
1337
01:20:47,560 --> 01:20:48,670
開槍
1338
01:20:56,760 --> 01:20:57,710
王八蛋
1339
01:21:00,640 --> 01:21:01,590
標叔
1340
01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:11,950
憑你這點小把戲就想對付我嗎?
1341
01:21:23,320 --> 01:21:24,230
阿標你真行
1342
01:21:25,200 --> 01:21:26,070
標叔 帥呆了
1343
01:21:26,080 --> 01:21:27,220
你掩護我 我去扁他
1344
01:21:37,760 --> 01:21:38,590
阿星
1345
01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:40,550
阿星 你沒事吧?
1346
01:21:40,560 --> 01:21:42,230
標叔 你不是要掩護我嗎?
1347
01:21:42,240 --> 01:21:43,380
我掩護個屁
1348
01:21:43,400 --> 01:21:44,790
我連自己都管不了了
1349
01:21:44,920 --> 01:21:45,830
你說什麼?
1350
01:21:48,040 --> 01:21:48,990
來吧 阿標
1351
01:22:02,720 --> 01:22:04,510
阿標 該你出馬了
1352
01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:06,110
他這麼醜 我才不要呢
1353
01:22:29,320 --> 01:22:30,790
標叔 救我呀
1354
01:22:30,800 --> 01:22:32,230
你再不出馬 阿星挺不住了
1355
01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:33,590
我出什麼馬?
1356
01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:35,270
我到現在還不知道我是男是女
1357
01:22:35,280 --> 01:22:36,110
標叔 救我呀
1358
01:22:36,120 --> 01:22:37,150
胡說八道什麼你?
1359
01:22:37,160 --> 01:22:40,110
標叔 你怎麼變這樣子呢?
1360
01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:41,670
你這鬍子好性感
1361
01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:43,390
拉拉扯扯的噁心死了
1362
01:22:46,880 --> 01:22:48,790
我受不了啦
1363
01:22:56,160 --> 01:22:57,380
祖師爺大顯威靈
1364
01:23:04,360 --> 01:23:05,310
扶蘇劍
1365
01:23:10,320 --> 01:23:11,300
阿星 你有沒有受傷?
1366
01:23:11,440 --> 01:23:13,900
標叔 你是不是叫人家給閹了?
1367
01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:15,550
讓我看看
1368
01:23:15,560 --> 01:23:16,430
要死了 不要亂摸
1369
01:23:16,440 --> 01:23:18,430
很多人會看到的
1370
01:23:31,720 --> 01:23:33,710
本祖師跟你一決高下
1371
01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:52,390
好棒...
1372
01:24:02,840 --> 01:24:03,900
糟了 他支持不住了
1373
01:24:04,560 --> 01:24:06,110
我不是叫你換把大的嗎?
1374
01:24:06,120 --> 01:24:07,310
你就是不聽話嘛
1375
01:24:25,040 --> 01:24:26,630
妖孽 放開我的手
1376
01:24:27,520 --> 01:24:29,510
標叔 現在該怎麼辦?
1377
01:24:29,880 --> 01:24:30,910
我身上沒有符
1378
01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:33,430
符? 我有
1379
01:24:45,880 --> 01:24:46,670
怎麼了?
1380
01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:49,390
有符也沒用 連我都不靈了
1381
01:24:49,400 --> 01:24:50,380
還給你
1382
01:25:06,680 --> 01:25:11,070
屁股著火了 屁股著火了 快啊...
1383
01:25:16,560 --> 01:25:17,670
你好像馬拉度那
1384
01:25:18,320 --> 01:25:19,270
還來?
1385
01:25:21,720 --> 01:25:23,990
比利也不過如此 再來一個
1386
01:25:27,360 --> 01:25:29,150
太大了
1387
01:25:45,360 --> 01:25:46,580
把我的手解開
1388
01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:47,550
好了
1389
01:25:52,120 --> 01:25:54,030
祖師不是說只要得到三樣法寶
1390
01:25:54,040 --> 01:25:55,100
就可以替標叔解咒
1391
01:25:55,120 --> 01:25:56,310
怎麼會不靈呢?
1392
01:25:56,320 --> 01:25:58,310
可能不是三樣 是四樣
1393
01:25:58,320 --> 01:25:59,350
四樣?
1394
01:25:59,360 --> 01:26:00,230
你看那個德性?
1395
01:26:00,240 --> 01:26:01,550
一定少了童子尿了
1396
01:26:02,200 --> 01:26:04,550
童子尿? 一定是那些被我抓掉
1397
01:26:04,640 --> 01:26:05,430
現在怎麼辦?
1398
01:26:05,440 --> 01:26:07,550
快找個處男來尿尿
1399
01:26:09,640 --> 01:26:11,430
行 馬上來
1400
01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:16,950
你到現在還是處男?
1401
01:26:24,360 --> 01:26:25,710
來了 童子尿
1402
01:26:25,720 --> 01:26:26,750
真的假的?
1403
01:26:26,760 --> 01:26:27,550
真的
1404
01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:45,540
把符給我
1405
01:26:46,680 --> 01:26:47,510
接著
1406
01:26:50,960 --> 01:26:51,750
怎麼辦?
1407
01:26:51,760 --> 01:26:52,590
什麼?
1408
01:26:52,600 --> 01:26:53,630
那個妖孽好厲害
1409
01:26:53,640 --> 01:26:55,030
先把這個拿開
1410
01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:11,710
這妖孽想跟我們同歸於盡
1411
01:27:11,720 --> 01:27:12,430
那怎麼辦?
1412
01:27:12,800 --> 01:27:13,860
把鐵板拿開
1413
01:27:22,120 --> 01:27:23,100
送我出去
1414
01:27:45,600 --> 01:27:46,950
阿標 你怎麼了?
1415
01:27:46,960 --> 01:27:49,420
標叔 你沒事吧?
1416
01:27:50,320 --> 01:27:51,990
祖師爺 鬼怎麼會受傷的?
1417
01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:52,870
祖師爺早就走了
1418
01:27:52,880 --> 01:27:53,860
我怎麼知道?
1419
01:27:54,800 --> 01:27:57,870
我現在魂魄不全 恐怕報不了仇了
1420
01:27:59,560 --> 01:28:02,510
鄧李洋 帶種的話你給我出來
1421
01:28:03,560 --> 01:28:04,310
阿玉
1422
01:28:06,120 --> 01:28:08,110
你找我嗎? 我在這裏
1423
01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:10,270
阿玉 不許動
1424
01:28:12,680 --> 01:28:14,190
有種的就開槍
1425
01:28:14,200 --> 01:28:17,790
一個對一個 我沒什麼損失
1426
01:28:18,360 --> 01:28:19,500
把槍放下
1427
01:28:22,080 --> 01:28:23,670
快把槍放下 她是我女兒
1428
01:28:23,680 --> 01:28:26,390
不要放 放也是死 不放也是死
1429
01:28:29,760 --> 01:28:31,070
那怎麼辦?
1430
01:28:31,080 --> 01:28:32,390
現在全要靠你了
1431
01:28:32,400 --> 01:28:33,510
靠我?
1432
01:28:35,080 --> 01:28:36,390
把槍放下
1433
01:28:38,120 --> 01:28:41,310
快 把槍放下 放下
1434
01:28:42,120 --> 01:28:43,070
拼了
1435
01:28:53,200 --> 01:28:55,500
阿玉...
1436
01:28:55,520 --> 01:28:58,190
阿玉 你醒醒
1437
01:28:59,680 --> 01:29:00,900
我的仇總算報了
1438
01:29:02,280 --> 01:29:02,990
爸
1439
01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:03,980
阿標
1440
01:29:04,560 --> 01:29:08,260
我的心願已了 我要回去報到了
1441
01:29:09,960 --> 01:29:10,790
標叔
1442
01:29:10,800 --> 01:29:11,710
來
1443
01:29:12,440 --> 01:29:13,500
還有什麼事?
1444
01:29:14,400 --> 01:29:15,230
我送你
1445
01:29:15,600 --> 01:29:17,750
我是去上天堂 又不是去旅行
1446
01:29:18,520 --> 01:29:19,990
你跟著去送死啊?
1447
01:29:20,760 --> 01:29:22,990
說的也是 那改天見了
1448
01:29:23,680 --> 01:29:26,240
改天見? 那你可有得等了
1449
01:29:26,240 --> 01:29:27,350
放心好了
1450
01:29:27,360 --> 01:29:28,950
要跟你見面 我也是第一個
1451
01:29:28,960 --> 01:29:31,520
再過不了多久 我一定會來找你的了
1452
01:29:31,920 --> 01:29:32,870
再見了
1453
01:29:32,880 --> 01:29:33,990
你自己慢慢走了
1454
01:29:35,720 --> 01:29:37,190
清明別忘了給我燒紙錢
1455
01:29:38,720 --> 01:29:39,860
一路順風
1456
01:29:40,320 --> 01:29:41,510
有空來信
1457
01:29:41,520 --> 01:29:43,110
想上天堂 不行啊
1458
01:29:43,640 --> 01:29:45,790
為什麼? 已經證明我是好人了
1459
01:29:45,800 --> 01:29:46,990
為什麼不能上天堂?
1460
01:29:47,680 --> 01:29:49,110
現在天堂的移民配額
1461
01:29:49,120 --> 01:29:50,390
全部都已經滿了
1462
01:29:50,400 --> 01:29:54,710
想來這兒 憑你的條件 恐怕很難
1463
01:29:54,720 --> 01:29:55,630
那怎麼辦?
1464
01:29:56,440 --> 01:29:57,830
你可以投資
1465
01:29:57,840 --> 01:29:59,710
做個投資人還可以插隊
1466
01:29:59,720 --> 01:30:00,670
你有沒有帶錢哪?
1467
01:30:01,800 --> 01:30:04,030
慘了 這次我沒帶紙錢來
1468
01:30:04,040 --> 01:30:04,950
沒錢啊?
1469
01:30:05,880 --> 01:30:07,910
那只有下地獄了 下面不收錢的
1470
01:30:10,680 --> 01:30:12,390
誰是張標? 收貨
1471
01:30:13,520 --> 01:30:14,710
我就是
1472
01:30:19,120 --> 01:30:21,550
是誰那麼聰明知道我需要這錢
1473
01:30:24,680 --> 01:30:25,710
是你們?
1474
01:30:26,080 --> 01:30:27,060
謝了
1475
01:30:29,080 --> 01:30:30,710
天堂之門為你而開
1476
01:30:32,440 --> 01:30:34,150
總是要為你設想嘛
1477
01:30:34,160 --> 01:30:35,670
走 我請你們吃午飯去
1478
01:30:36,200 --> 01:30:37,230
好
1479
01:30:39,640 --> 01:30:40,590
這裏的飯能吃嗎?
1480
01:30:40,600 --> 01:30:41,740
我正想問你
1481
01:30:41,760 --> 01:30:43,230
你自己慢慢吃吧
1482
01:30:43,400 --> 01:30:44,380
就是啊 拜拜
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