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THE METER MAID GETS LAID

Come on, Cathy, time for your sex breakfast.

Come on...

You like it when I wake you up with a bang, eh?

My cock is better than a bugle.

Go on, take it...

Wank me good...

You're gonna get your breakfast...

Suck it good, yes...

Rub your pussy, too...

You're listening to Suck radio,

the radio that gives you more and more eroticism.

You have just heard "Suck my cock”, by The Relievers.

As usual, dear listeners, we are interfering in your intimate life.

I'm gonna fuck your little pussy...

You want it, eh?

Yes... Yes...

-Yes... -Good, eh?

Yes, it's good...

Take that...

Bitch!

You like my cock, you slut?

I fuck you hard...

My cock...

Deep down...

Slap yourself...

A tune to get hard to between sleep and work,

"Straighten up, oh, my beauty”, arranged by Casta Balls... and how!

Go on...

It's good...

Suck me...

Suck my cock...

Yeah, shake it...

Your tongue feels good...

It was "Pleasure of Love, Keep on Screwing”.

Yes, my balls... Lick my balls...

Oh, it's good...

Go on, wank me...

-You want it in your pussy? -Yes...

-You like it, eh? -Yes, I can feel it...

Take that cock, bitch...

-Take it... -It's so good...

Take it in your pussy, yes!

It's so good...

-You like it, bitch? -Yes, yes...

Go on...

You're gonna come, eh?

You like to have your pussy banged, eh?

Time for a shower, now.

And now, here are the results of our synonyms game.

The winner found an amazing list of 13 words which I will now give you.

Sperm, cum, jiz, spunk, baby batter,

cock juice, man sauce, dick butter, wiener gravy, liquid candy,

mad mustard, wank stain, Tijuana toothpaste. Not bad, eh?

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use Spirit, Spirit is spiritual.

And now, dear listeners, here's a riddle to wake you up:

Which American movie with a twisting plot has an all-star cast?

It's... It's...

"Raiders of the Lost Ass”

It's good...

-So good... -You like it, eh?

Here comes the Sea Serpent...

Touch it...

Oh, your mouth...

I'm gonna stick it in...

Take that...

Can you feel it, bitch?

Take it, bitch...

Rub your pussy on my cock...

Let me hit you with my cock...

Take it...

Take it...

Take it...

That's a big cock, eh? It feels good, eh?

Yes, it's good...

It's good...

Oh, yes, open up...

Take that...

You're covered in cum, bitch...

Yes, touch me...

-You like my cum, eh? -Yes, it's good...

It's better than soap, eh, bitch?

Oh, sorry...

-Thank you... -Do you want some milk?

-Just one drop, please... -No sugar...

Aren't you going to tell me what your new job is?

I would never dare.

Well, we're not married, I don't give a fuck...

but don't come home too late tonight, I have a new car.

Yes, I found it in a bazaar!

-That's a good one, eh? -No, not at all.

I'm telling you right away, Bentley.

Oh, it's a bit heavy, Chevy...

but I wouldn't say no to a Volvo!

You and your puns...

-Pun is an art, my dear. -You are always right.

Right, you won't Dodge this time.

Too bad you don't work for Ford.

In advertising?

No, you could stop being thick and get a Maverick.

Well, blow me down!

Well, I have to hurry.

-Are you late? -Yes.

-See you tonight! -Yeah.

Not my lucky day...

Unbelievable...

and in broad daylight, too!

He had been following me in Chatelet, on the metro, for a while.

Well, of course I had bumped into train gropers before.

It really turned me on, I was soaking wet...

Like a fountain, like a real fountain.

That's why I let him approach me,

but right in the middle of the street, he took out his dick.

A huge dick! Stiff and crimson... Marvelous...

An obelisk of pleasure.

The Vendome Column of my nirvana.

A Havana cigar for my old days.

Better still, the cannons of Les Invalides united in one piece...

Then, in cold blood, he asked me to suck it right there in front of everyone.

What a nerve!

Fortunately, there was a doorway nearby.

So we went there and I sucked him wildly.

It completely filled my mouth...

and the more I sucked it, the bigger it got.

It wasn't a cheap baguette, it was rock-hard.

You can't imagine how good it was, darling...

It was so nice and big...

Thinking about it just drives me crazy again.

It's too much...

Suddenly, he turned me over, I thought he was going to rip my panties!

Fortunately, I wasn't wearing any.

I thought he was going to take me hard from behind...

Not at all...

He fucked me in the ass straight away.

I was about to scream in pain...

but I soon started to enjoy it...

An old lady showed up in front of us...

She must have been 70 and she was holding a broom.

She was looking at us while the guy kept banging me...

Oh, my! I thought something was going to happen, but not at all.

The old lady kept watching us, she sat on the stairs,

and started pleasuring herself with the broomstick...

while we were practicing sodomy in front of her...

I was so horny!

You can't imagine...

It was so good...

The broom...

Oh, the old witch and her broomstick...

Oh, darling...

Oh, my darlings...

That was epic! What a man...

-It never happened to you, eh? -Not yet...

Such a nice one...

-Let's go, girls! -Okay...

-So hot... -Please, come with me.

-Morning, sir. -Morning.

Right...

It's your first day at work...

and each... one...

each one of you gets a uniform and a ticket book.

So...

Be aware that every motorist is a potential killer.

Show no mercy!

Any parking violation means repression.

The state is broke, you must bring in some dough!

So, avoid all temptations.

No friendly settlement.

In every motorist lies a potential killer!

Onward!

Charge!

Show no mercy!

Oh...

That's a nice one!

- I know what I'm talking about! -What do you want?

Well, I've never had sex in a police station. Now is the time...

I would love to.

Lay down...

There...

I like you...

You're so pretty...

Suck it good, darling...

A big one... You don't find big ones like this anymore...

Yeah, suck it... Slowly...

There...

Guess what I'm going to do with it...

Leave it alone...

It's needed down there...

-Can you feel it, darling? -Yes...

Yes, darling...

It's good, eh?

Where am I gonna put it, darling?

-There... -Right in there, yes...

Your clit craves it, eh?

Look at that!

Take it in now...

There...

Take it in slowly...

Help me... Yes...

Here you are, darling!

Look...

See how good it is?

Move your hand away, let me suck you...

You need a real one, eh?

You'd love to have a real one, eh?

Do you feel my hand?

I'm touching you...

You'd like a real one, eh, darling?

Oh, yes...

Oh yes... Suck me like that...

You like my cock, eh?

It's better than your night-stick, eh?

Suck it, yeah...

There's nothing like a cop's cock...

It's good, eh?

Keep sucking...

I'm coming... I'm coming...

I'm coming...

Hey, look at that one!

I can't believe it!

Not my lucky day...

Poor guy...

Giving your first ticket is something special.

-So, how's it going? - I got one!

Only one? I got six.

You're lucky!

Indeed, but they're not.

Here's how to do it: you hide, they don't see you,

so they don't pay and you give them a ticket.

-Did you get it? -You're a vicious girl.

That's what all my lovers tell me.

I was made for this job.

I much prefer to prevent than to punish.

With that kind of mentality, we'll soon be part of the third world.

We're going to go bankrupt.

Oh, my God! I can't believe it...

Please, Miss, It'll only take 20 seconds.

I never thought such things could happen.

Hey, Miss... Give me 10 minutes, please.

Thank you.

Sorry.

Hey... So that's your new job?

Well, yes. You're not angry, are you?

Not at all. Assholes who don't give a damn about tickets deserve it.

I'm delighted.

Really? You don't despise me then?

Not at all. Now I can tell my friends that I fuck a cop!

Say, did you give a lot of tickets today?

Only one.

What? Are you working on percentage basis?

No, I don't think so.

That's lucky, otherwise you won't earn much.

Come on, I'll show you my new car.

-This one? -Yes...

-Nice, eh? -Oh, no...

It's an Alpine H5.

Hey, did you give me a ticket?

Are you kidding me or what?

You're going to pay for this.

But you're going to pay it.

Oh, you bastards!

I'm gonna get them.

Suck me...

It's so good...

Yes, like that...

Suck it good...

Suck it good...

It's good!

Take that...

All of them bitches!

You cock-sucking cop!

Can't I spend 5 minutes with a hooker? Do you really have to break my balls?

What's wrong with my car?

You stupid asshole, fucking moron...

I'm gonna teach you politeness.

Your wiener shrivels in front of Women's Lib.

A jerk like you won't make me shut my mouth!

You schmuck!

At last, a real woman...

I love you.

Oh God, that was a short-lived romance...

Hey, I saw a dead man.

Really? I saw one, too.

Dust to dust...

Hi!

I hustle in this neighborhood.

I walk the streets... so I never get tickets.

Wouldn't you like to earn 500 francs for half an hour?

Doing what?

I have a client who wants me to dress as a meter maid.

-Oh, my... -Come on, be nice to another girl.

It's rather tempting.

Do it if you want, I'll take care of your area.

All right, let's go, then!

This guy must be a complete weirdo...

Well, I've seen worse, you know...

-Really? -This one is into meter maids...

-but others... -It's the color that turns them on?

-No, it's the uniform. -Really?

-It must be the hat! -Of course...

It's so difficult to find uniforms!

-Is it here? -Yes, it's here.

You're gonna have a good time, they're rather funny.

Isn't it exhausting to do that?

No, it's not... and it pays well.

Must be more exciting than giving tickets!

-What's your name? -Chatterbox.

-Rattlebox? -No, Chat-ter-box.

They call me that because I talk all the time, I'm very talkative.

I know what you mean, I used to be a lawyer.

I quit. You want me to tell you why?

Since my client hasn't arrived yet...

Now, give me your clothes...

-Here you are. -Thanks.

I was a lawyer and I dealt with male thugs,

difficult cases, but they were not too dangerous.

But I couldn't help sucking their dick in the cell...

-A habit of mine. -Really?

And as soon as they came out of jail,

-they would spread the word. -No?

You can't suck a dick without sucking the next one.

Yes, I was a vampire lawyer...

My only payment was the spunk of those adorable juvenile thugs' cocks.

I suck deep and I swallow, but that's not enough to make a living.

So I took off my lawyer dress and I decided to take off my panties too.

I became a hooker. You want to try on my lawyer dress?

Why not? It could be fun.

Let's see...

This john is really late.

Listen, in the meantime, let's get busy.

Obviously, you know how to plead your case...

with dexterity!

Touch me...

Yes...

Lick my tits, I like it...

Let me touch you, darling... You're so beautiful...

Yes, I like it.

It's good...

There... You found my little button...

You see how good that button feels?

Oh, that's too much...

I can't believe it...

More... more... Yes, there... more...

-Can you feel it? -Harder...

-You like it when I rub it? -Oh, yes...

Like this...

Yes, darling...

-Come now... -Yes, I'm coming...

Wait, I have an appointment nearby. You'll give me your ticket later.

OK... but it's none of my business!

It's him... Hurry...

Quick!

-So? -Oh, you've found one!

Indeed...

A real meter maid! I'm so happy.

-It hasn't been easy! -I'm a bit late...

-I couldn't get rid of my wife. - I was waiting for you.

She wanted to go to the movies, so I sneaked out to come here.

How nice it is!

Give me the money first.

I had to find it, I rented it...

-Here. -Is that all?

I have to clean it afterwards, you know?

OK then...

-That's nice of you. -Oh, darling...

Look, I even have the ticket book and everything.

Show it to me!

Do you like it?

Here you are, darling...

Oh, yes, go on...

Oh, darling, come here...

Yes, like that...

Oh, darling!

-You like it? -Yes!

You know, it's really...

It's like... Oh, yes...

It's a dream come true!

Getting sucked by a meter maid... It's so good!

Yes, more... Harder...

Darling...

Come... Come here, darling...

That's good...

There...

Look, darling!

Put it on again, I like that...

I can't believe that bastard is cuckolding me!

It's a terrible hardship... commies, cuckolds, coverings, echoes...

That guy is crazy!

-What are you doing? -A night rape, darling...

A night rape? What's that?

A night rape?

I like to be raped at night...

Rape me!

Take me...

-Take that... -Oh, yes...

I'm stuffing you hard, little meter maid...

-That's some stuffing! -You like your meter girl, eh?

Yes, like that, it's good...

Take this...

Take this...

Are you going to give me tickets, now?

Ah, you fuck so good...

You're going deep down...

Oh, it's good...

Yes, go on... Go on like this...

You like it, darling?

-You know what I want to do? -What?

I'm fed up with getting fucked in the ass by meter maids

so I'm going to fuck you in the ass.

-Are you okay? -Oh, yes...

Is he going to take her from behind?

Naughty...

Oh, it's good...

Hey, it's gonna cost you more!

-Really? -There's a little extra.

Fucking a meter maid in the ass...

Here, darling. That's all I have.

There.

Go on, fuck my ass...

I'm gonna bang your little ass.

He's going to fuck her ass...

-He's fucking her ass! -Fuck my ass!

Do it...

I'm gonna bang your little ass.

I like that...

It hurts a bit but then it gets better.

-Gently! -Take that!

Take that!

You like being a whore, you bitch?

Up your ass...

Rub your pussy while I fuck your ass!

You like having a cock in your ass, eh?

-It's as good as in the pussy, eh? -Yes...

It's too much! Too much!

-Is that the Last Judgment? -No, it's the devil's advocate!

Oh, right then...

And I'm full of the devil...

Her mouth feels good...

I want some, too.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

Give it to me...

I want it so bad...

Fuck me, fuck me...

Oh, it's good!

I like your tongue...

Your pussy juice...

It's all wet...

Yeah, lick my balls!

Lick my balls while I fuck her...

You like that...

you little dykes...

That's a good pussy...

I'm banging you hard, bitch!

Lick her pussy...

Lick that little slut's cunt...

Suck her clit...

Rub her clit...

Make her come...

Make that bitch come!

Yes, take my cock...

Yes, lick me...

Yes, it's good...

-Lick that bitch... -Yes, lick me!

You like to get licked, eh?

Yeah, wank my cock...

Wank my cock together...

My cock's going to come!

-You're going to take my cum... -Yes...

Yeah, fuck your parking tickets!

Look at my cum...

Your tickets are full of cum!

It's good, eh?

A ticket full of cum!

It's good, eh?

I'm going to get my wife.

-Tell your colleague it's my car. -OK.

Hey, you can't stay like this!

That's why I'm putting on some make-up.

You're double-parked, that's what I mean.

My husband is double-parked.

I never drive.

How's the job going?

-Bringing in money for the state? -Yes, sir.

Fine, the price of oil is increasing, you have to fill the cash register.

-You must help me avenge myself. -Who shall I kill?

Nobody, listen...

-Nice movie? -Oh, yes, it's a good one.

This is better than the movie...

What the fuck is going on?

Ah, the girl is getting fucked...

Hey! What's the matter?

Oh yes, pull my pantyhose down...

Take me...

What the fuck is going on? I want to watch the movie!

Quiet in the front row...

Give me your cunt...

It's Hitchcock's last movie...

No, it's "Gone with the Quim".

-Is this a Hitchcock movie? -No, it's a Big Cock movie...

Hey, it's "Gone with the Quim"!

Can you turn up the volume, please?

You bitch!

Stop it!

Oh, it's good...

More...

Dirty pigs!

My hat! I have to wear it...

I represent the Law, here.

It's good...

More... More...

I'm coming...

Don't forget, tonight at my house, at eight o'clock sharp.

-Eight o'clock? Okay, no problem. -Okay.

-See you. -Bye.

Hey, your friend is a real character!

She says everything that comes to her mind

and she sucks everything that comes near her mouth.

She should be put on the sidewalk.

That's exactly what I had in mind!

-Ah, here's a john. -I'm leaving then.

Hey, Tutur, don't you say hello?

So, I catch you leading my bounty hunters astray!

If I lose my job, no more big tips from me!

Hey, when there are no more coppers,

you'll find another sucker to take care of your pecker!

No doubt you used to be a lawyer!

Hey, back to work, girls!

You're mad at me, then?

No, but don't come home before midnight tonight.

Why so late?

Because I have to make a wedding cake.

Hey, your John has a great cock!

His name is Jim!

Well...

Midnight... As accurate as a Normandy clock.

Maybe... or maybe not.

What are you talking about?

Accuracy. Are you cheating on me?

Me? You know I'm not.

I know you are, actually.

I swear!

Come in.

I'm not introducing you, I think you know each other.

This the man with whom you're gonna fuck me now.

You choose, it's either this or the door.

I choose the door, then.

I choose the back door.

Have you changed your mind?

You want my tongue?

It's good...

It feels so good...

Go on... go on!

I'm gonna come!

Yes, go on...

Suck me... all of you!

Nice...

Suck it, yeah...

You're gonna make me come...

Imagine there's a ticket book in your mouth...

Go on, suck...

It's good...

THE END