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I love that song!

This is awesome!

Cheers!

This day is beautiful! Look at that!

Because you came back, Nenena.

Let's toast for that, c'mon!

- -Would you teach me to drive? - -Yes, ma'am.

- Yeah, are you ready? - I'll take you straight to hell.

- -Wait, wait and you'll see. - -Yeah.

-Let the beginning begin!

-Marce, hold this for me, please.

- -That's it. - -Beer.

There you go, go straight on.

- -Can I speed up? - -To the right!

Hit the gas.

Yes. You can drive now.

Faster!

- -What's going on? - -What is it?

PERFECT

C'mon, you broke it down.

- No, Nenena, we aren't even there - and the trip is already screwed up.

I didn't do anything.

Wilmar was teaching me, right?

His name's Wilfred.

Wilmer, yes or no, Wilmer?

My name is Wilfer.

That crap.

- Baby, why don't you leave - the phone alone?

The girls are with mum.

- Yes, but I want to get signal - to call them

-and see how they are doing.

-They're fine, honey.

Marce, just relax. Look at this place.

Yes, but there is no signal at all.

-That's why.

-Marce, you relax.

- Let's relax, this will take long. - Right, Wilfer?

Photo, photo, photo of the halt.

I burned my ass.

Marce, come here, come here. Like this...

I love you, I love you. A lot, a lot.

Yes, bro.

No Wifi.

Thank you.

Now it's time to open a beer!

Beer, beer! Let's go!

We are here, we are here!

Hello!

You are beautiful, all of you.

No, what's this?

Hello!

You managed to come without your husband.

He's working.

Enjoy it.

- -My brother! - -Hi.

Baby, you look so good.

Age looks good on you.

What, what, what? No, no, no.

This is too damn far, man.

- Mario, I bring you to Paradise - and you say it's a valley.

- -I'm gonna get outta here. - -Then get out.

- -I'm out. - -Then get out.

Yeah!

My baby, my baby, my honey. I love you.

- -Welcome. - -Why didn't you wait for me, Lalita?

Because I was too lazy to wait, Juanita.

- -Welcome. - -I'm here.

You're gorgeous.

Come here.

I love you.

Caramba!

Poor guy. Jerk.

Well, I think we all should thank Lalito,

who set everything

so we could get together.

It was so nice of you, Lalo!

I was happy to do it

as we had to give this jewel

the welcome she deserves.

I love you.

Why did you take so long?

Transmission broke down.

I think it needs to be checked.

Bullshit, it was Nenena.

Leave me alone.

Something else broke down, right?

Well, meet Amalia and Wilfer.

You met him on the boat already.

- -Let's make ourselves comfortable. - -Yes.

This is nice, right?

So you're my roommate, man.

You may sleep with the dog, if you wish.

It certainly has less fleas

than you, idiot.

You know what? That's my bed,

so don't make yourself so comfortable.

And you? What team are you playing in?

On mine.

I'm dating two gorgeous girls.

At the same time?

At the same time?

A threesome?

Think it, dumbass.

They're two and I'm one.

Learn to count you, idiot.

Bullshit.

Well, it's not actually

an official ménage-à-trois.

They're a couple,

but they call me sometimes to get laid.

So, you don't believe me?

No.

Look,

Sarah and Mariana.

Man, that's nice. Ask me in.

Alright. The four of us then.

Yeah, hit me. That turns me on.

I like it hard.

You sissy.

Pansexual.

I like beef, pork,

chicken, fish, vegan, vegetarian.

The only thing I don't like are...

- -Kids. - -Good.

Are you replying?

See? Those serious relationships,

- sometimes, - you have to resist the temptation.

There's absolutely nothing

between Juan and me.

Okay.

You should try an open relationship.

It's so natural.

I haven't heard

of any successful open couple.

I had several of those.

So you "had". They don't last.

It wasn't over because of that, fool.

I mean, you may have feelings

for many people.

It's part of us.

Great, in theory.

And in practice, much better.

Dumbass.

- Why didn't you tell me - that you were back in the group?

What group?

That of Juan's. You're all there.

That group was created for the trip.

And the videos they sent

are for the trip too?

I didn't see them.

Are you looking at my phone?

What if the girls saw that?

Don't make such a fuss, honey.

That's gross, Mario.

After the trip, I get out of the group.

Okay? Relax.

I'll go back to straight path so much.

I know.

It's so good to have you here.

Guys, welcome.

And of course, welcome, Nenena.

I think Nenena did not come back.

She was deported instead.

His jokes are not improving.

- -No. - -No.

- -He doesn't change. - -He's getting funnier every day.

It's so nice to have you back

and that we are all here.

- -Yes. - -Cheers, man.

- -Cheers! - -Cheers!

It's been a long time now.

How much? Three years?

Well!

For real?

Man, I'm doing a detox, so no pressures.

Yes, leave him alone.

- -Cheers for detox. - -Cheers!

You know? I'm getting sentimental.

- -No. - -No.

Having you all here together...

- -After such a long time - -I think I'll cry.

No!

Man, it pisses me off.

We had brought

the best musicians of the world.

That concert was big.

- Until the Mayor started bugging - with the permits issue.

Then the event was cancelled

and there was no chance to get a deal.

How much did you lose?

Three hundred and fifty million pesos.

Man, that's a ton.

- We can get the money again, - especially with the business we have.

We'll figure it out.

-Sure we will.

-Kiss, forever friends.

And when I took notice, my boob was out

and I looked at him

and saw his frightened face,

so I showed him the other and told him,

"Baby, they're are tiny, but delicious".

What? Nenena!

He blushed.

And no, he didn't call me back.

How are the girls doing?

Growing up fast.

But Marcela and me are having differences

because she's too overprotecting.

And I'm a little bit freer.

Same as Sofía: "Matías this, Matías..."

- She didn't allow him - to come here because of the lake,

because he may sink, he may fall.

You don't know a thing about him,

because you only talk over the phone.

And honestly, you never saw him again.

That reminds me of once I was in Geneva

and I said, "I'll go to our next date

with a giant booger."

No!

And I did it and thought,

"If he likes me with a booger,

it's because he really likes me."

- -Certainly. - -And he liked me.

What do you think about that?

- -Did he like you? - -Yes, and it was amazing.

What about money?

Can you get enough?

I can make ends meet.

Two schools, a woman, a house.

I cannot save much, but I've got enough.

- Well, Marito, - I'm ready to talk whenever you are.

And what do you think about that,

testing them?

- -It's fun. - -Right?

-To see their reaction.

-It's fun.

Just ask them head on,

with no expectations.

- No, because it's kind of a game, - there's mystery in it.

Mystery is important.

- I'm gonna do the booger test with Mario - to check if he takes notice.

How's that going?

Simmering or boiling?

- -Slow. - -Do you need a booger?

Two. Two boogers.

Wilfer, could you take this off, please?

I think Mario left it.

Mario surely did.

- -Yes, ma'am. - -What else can I help you with, Sofia?

Keep quiet.

No, I don't get it. Where is it?

No!

To you.

Turn around.

Just that?

Look at this crap!

- -What are you looking at? - -Your wife.

I'm looking at yours.

You're in abstinence, right?

Leave me alone, man.

Dude,

I'll go to Nenena's bedroom. Back me up.

You rascal, nice.

Good luck with that, dandy.

Love you.

- And I love you, baby. - C'mon, man, go for it.

Getting you all together

is harder than being free of sin.

For this reason,

tonight we're gonna hit a party

like it was the last one.

-Yeah!

-Yeah!

Get up your ass!

I'm lying, I'm lying.

Get down. Get down.

Down.

The best friend, for real.

I love you, guys. Love you! Love you!

The situation changes.

Don't be such a stalker.

Okay?

- -Cheers. - -Cheers, Marce.

Cheers.

Come, just a minute.

I do know who is

the most cunning of you all.

-You.

-You think so?

Yes, that's true.

No, no, no, Amalia, I love her.

No! Check these out. It can't be real.

You know what?

For real? No, for real.

That's gross, that's gross.

Do you remember the party we hit in Barú?

Can we repeat it?

I was with you.

Bullshit.

-You were with Diana.

-So you remember.

No, stop.

I'm full.

I can't.

No, I think that...

No.

No.

I'm just saying

that you and me work so well.

- -No. - -So you don't have feelings for me?

Really?

Don't you want to kiss me?

Dude.

I think I'll throw up too.

- Hold me. - I don't want to be seen like this.

It's so good you're back.

You damn asshole.

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, till cockcrow.

Video!

Yeah!

Lots of clothes, lots of clothes.

Lots of clothes...

Let's get into the pool!

Let's get into the pool!

Right into water! The Messiah is here!

Sofi!

- -Marce. - -Marce.

Yeah!

You cheater!

You cheater!

Marce, what happened?

What's that? What happened to your nose?

Marce!

What happened?

Come here, baby. It's nothing, calm down.

It's okay, baby.

-I don't know what happened.

-Calm down. It's fine, come on.

-What happened?

-You fall, I don't know.

Mario, Mario.

Get out, asshole.

Let's go, let's go. It's okay.

Slowly, slowly.

But Marce was out of the pool.

Yes, but she was getting into it.

I called her.

Pure family violence!

- -What? - -Nothing, nothing.

What?

You bugged me a lot and now, look at you.

No, go away.

"Don't drink so much. Don't get so high."

- Stop, why don't you go back - with your friends?

"Our" friends, honey.

I met them because of you.

They are yours!

Stop, just be quiet.

-Don't make me talk, then.

-Tomorrow you'll wake up... Stay calm.

You'll wake up swollen, baby.

It's not so serious either.

It's not so serious.

No, Mario, What's up, idiot?

Just a little, a little.

Idiot, what's up!

Don't make noise, please.

What a screw-up, dude, poor thing.

Helena!

A long time.

A long time?

I always keep your gifts with me, honey.

I love you.

How are you?

Well.

Well drunk.

But it's nice.

- -But it's nice. - -Yes.

That's important. That you're fine.

And how are you?

How? Can't you see me?

I'd better grow up, honey.

No, really, how are you?

Fine, normal.

I thought you would tell them, today.

What for?

Today everything is joy.

You, relax. Everything is planned.

Okay.

- -Well, this is nice, but it's enough. - -What?

-I'm going to bed. I'm dead.

-No.

You should go to sleep too.

We know that then you can't stop...

And you behave yourself, okay?

Keep an eye on her.

Bye.

Come here.

C'mon! Listen to me!

What?

What's the motorbike on that film?

The one on "Rebel without a cause"?

Never. It's not the same.

Of course it is, right?

Not a clue.

- -I'll go to bed. - -Now?

No, wait, let's have another drink..

No, Juanchito. See you tomorrow.

I'll see you in a minute, okay?

I love you.

Yes, yes. Come. Are you going?

Come, come, come. Look. Come!

Hi, Great Dane.

Damn you!

Man, I thought you were deeply slept.

What are you doing here?

A host never goes to bed

before his guests.

With all due respect,

the host here is my Sofi.

No, Sofi is exhausted. She's slept.

She was all day planning this.

"Lalo, help me with this,

so that when they're here,

find everything perfect."

Listen, the bike

on "Rebel without a cause",

is it a "Triumph"? Yes or no?

No, come. Have another drink.

No. I'll go the toilet

and will think about it.

Think about me.

If I fall sleep on the toilet,

don't wake me up. That pisses me off.

Wait, I'm almost done. Just a moment.

Juanito?

Just a second.

Wait.

Everything okay?

Perfect.

Yes.

Who are you dating?

A girl.

Really?

I don't believe you.

What's her name?

Carla.

Ask me in.

You are a married man.

And what about it?

I mean, what's the problem?

You keep saying that all the time.

- That's not a problem. - That's not a problem.

That's not your case.

Shall we go now?

Which gum brand does Carla like?

Bullshit. You're lying.

No.

You like penis.

Not all.

I love that song.

What's its name?

"First Day."

It's cool.

I thought I'd lost you.

How come?

I thought you had gone to bed.

Lalo is on my bed.

Yes?

So, where are you sleeping?

Or you won't sleep?

What's important is that you came back.

I still can hold it a little bit more.

Really? How long?

Like this?

Like this?

No, no, no, I'll throw up on you.

Wait.

If Sofi finds out,

everything will go to hell.

Stop, now.

No, stop now.

The music is very loud.

Andrés y Nenena are outside.

They'll turn it off. No problem.

You're so hot.

You definitely continue

to be a cliché, Juanito.

Wait, wait, wait.

-Wait.

-What's the matter?

Do you want me to turn off the light?

You don't want it?

I can't.

Really?

That's fine, no problem.

No, no, wait.

Stop.

Wait.

No, no, stop.

Wait. Not like this.

Let me go, damn you.