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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:44,750 -Morning, Mr. Clark. -Morning, Hunter. 2 00:01:00,475 --> 00:01:01,975 [BUDDY BARKS] 3 00:01:20,995 --> 00:01:23,125 Jogger : Hi, Carolyn. -Morning. 4 00:01:23,335 --> 00:01:26,375 Mrs. Brody : Scotty, get the door. Don't drop the eggs. 5 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:30,755 -They're for your dad's experiments. -Okay, Mom. 6 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,430 Calm down, Buddy. lt's just me. 7 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:39,015 [CAT MEOWS] 8 00:01:39,225 --> 00:01:40,265 Buddy, we're home. 9 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:46,145 Calm down, Buddy. lt's just me. 10 00:01:46,730 --> 00:01:47,900 Buddy! 11 00:01:49,190 --> 00:01:52,320 -Oh, Buddy! Oh! -Buddy! 12 00:01:57,325 --> 00:01:59,495 Buddy! 13 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:07,085 Oh! 14 00:02:37,325 --> 00:02:38,530 [CAT SHRlEKS] 15 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,495 My beautiful pie. 16 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:47,040 [WOMAN SCREAMS] 17 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:31,877 Bad dog! 18 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:45,724 Get out, get out, get out! Out, you animal! 19 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:56,944 [BUDDY WHIMPERS] 20 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:20,550 [CATS SCREECHlNG] 21 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:21,802 [BUDDY BARKS] 22 00:04:50,873 --> 00:04:53,875 -Control here. -We've got a serious problem. 23 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:15,939 My God. Get the best doggone agent you can in there. Go! 24 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:39,588 Leader : Gentlemen, a few moments ago I received word of the gravest nature. 25 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:44,634 A key agent working the Brody case has been catnapped. 26 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:51,850 Although he is safe, we must replace him as soon as possible. 27 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:55,896 Once again, we find ourselves threatened... 28 00:05:56,105 --> 00:05:58,899 ...by the great cat menace. 29 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:07,657 We suspect that a rogue feline is involved in a conspiracy... 30 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:11,828 ...to destroy all we dogs have worked so hard to achieve. 31 00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:20,295 Therefore, in accordance with Plan Delta... 32 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:23,006 ...we have an elite team of agents... 33 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:27,010 ...trained to replace our catnapped comrade. 34 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:31,139 Right now, replacements are flying in from London. 35 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:34,684 One will take his place as the Brodys' pet... 36 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:38,105 ...and guard their home from cat invasion. 37 00:06:39,690 --> 00:06:44,027 I need not remind you that the future of man and dog alike... 38 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:47,739 ...depends on the success of this mission. 39 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:51,576 Failure is not an option. 40 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:55,539 The stakes are high. We have everything to lose. 41 00:06:55,748 --> 00:07:00,127 One hundred million dogs have placed their destiny... 42 00:07:00,336 --> 00:07:03,171 ...squarely in our paws. 43 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,966 [PUPPIES BARKlNG] 44 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:14,433 Puppy 1 : l'll bite your ear. Puppy 2 : Get off me! 45 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:18,145 Puppy 3: That's my eye you're poking. 46 00:07:18,354 --> 00:07:22,607 Step aside. Coming through. Out of the way. Clear the area. 47 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:25,110 -Not again. -What is it this time? 48 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:29,030 Puppy 3: I don't think this is a good idea. 49 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:33,118 -l can't believe this guy. -When l pull this rope... 50 00:07:34,328 --> 00:07:37,914 -What's he doing? -...the sack falls on the pitchfork. 51 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:42,002 It'll send me out the window and on the way to freedom! 52 00:07:42,211 --> 00:07:46,089 -What is it with you? -Me? What's with you? 53 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:52,512 I want adventure. Not wait to be taken to some boring house. 54 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:57,934 -What's wrong with a family loving you? -Free food, a warm place to sleep. 55 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:01,771 And you could go to the bathroom wherever you want. 56 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:07,277 Don't you want to do something exciting? Like be a police dog! 57 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:12,324 Or a Russian space dog! Or sample the great bones of Europe! 58 00:08:13,075 --> 00:08:14,951 Come on, guys. 59 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:19,080 Oh, forget it. See you puppies later. 60 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:23,460 -Oh, boy, l can't watch. -This ought to be good. 61 00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:25,253 World, here l come! 62 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:31,635 Look, he's flying. 63 00:08:34,138 --> 00:08:35,597 No, he's not. 64 00:08:35,806 --> 00:08:36,848 [PUPPIES LAUGHING] 65 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:40,519 Back from your adventure so soon, Scooby-Doofus? 66 00:08:40,728 --> 00:08:41,853 Where am i? 67 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:55,951 What's that? 68 00:08:57,870 --> 00:09:00,705 -Somebody go look. -You go. 69 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:04,668 Huh? 70 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:07,128 All right! into the hole! 71 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:11,925 Let's move it! Top-secret operation! Into the hole! Double-time! 72 00:09:12,134 --> 00:09:15,804 I've seen better hustle on a dashboard Chihuahua. 73 00:09:28,442 --> 00:09:31,486 Man : Howdy. Over here! 74 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:32,862 [CHICKEN SQUAWKS] 75 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:35,991 Down, Clucky! That's one angry chicken. 76 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,201 Front and center, agents! 77 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,495 Go! Let's go, ladies! 78 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:45,625 Straight line! Ears up! Don't make me muzzle you! Want a chew toy? 79 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,587 -You wanted excitement? -Sir, yes, sir! 80 00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:51,715 -You wanted adventure? -Sir, yes, sir! 81 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:56,678 If you are chosen, you will be briefed on arrival. Are you ready? 82 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:59,764 -Sir, yes, sir! -Good luck, men. 83 00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:04,603 Farmer : These are the cutest beagles you've ever seen. 84 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,022 Over here. 85 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:11,693 For God's sake, don't forget to wag those tails! 86 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:16,072 They sound perfect from what you said. 87 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,616 They're so cute. 88 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,376 They've really changed in size... 89 00:10:28,836 --> 00:10:30,128 ...and color. 90 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,881 And breed. 91 00:10:34,925 --> 00:10:36,801 [BUCKET CLANKS] 92 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:38,678 [LOU WHIMPERS] 93 00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:47,729 Oh. 94 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:50,607 He is adorable. 95 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:53,443 Hello! 96 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:57,447 And you're going to come home with me. 97 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:01,201 Hmph. 98 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,161 Not good! 99 00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:17,092 Professor Brody : I'll be right there. Ow! 100 00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:18,343 [GLASS BREAKS] 101 00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:20,679 -Hi, sweetheart. -Hey. 102 00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:24,307 I have a surprise for you. 103 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:26,893 A new Puppy! 104 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:30,563 But, Mom, Buddy may still come back. 105 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:34,609 I'm sorry, hon. I know it's been a month. 106 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:38,613 But remember how happy we were when we found Buddy? 107 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:43,284 I bet he's making a new family just as happy right now. 108 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:48,957 Look at him. And your father does need him for work. 109 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,419 Hm? 110 00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:55,797 You could play Frisbee and hide-and-seek. 111 00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:57,590 Yes. Perfect. 112 00:11:58,008 --> 00:11:59,551 Let me see. 113 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:03,346 Oh, yeah, yeah. Let me see. 114 00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:06,349 Dander. Standard composition. 115 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,102 Retinal response.... 116 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:13,231 Normal. Proboscis viscosity.... 117 00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:18,987 Not too acid, not too alkaline. All right, immune response. 118 00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:27,245 That's excellent! 119 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,747 That's good! 120 00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:33,752 Now, a little protein synthesis and an electrostatic.... 121 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,463 So.... 122 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:40,341 I know. Why don't you name him? 123 00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:43,553 Okay. How about "Loser"? 124 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:44,804 Aw! 125 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,389 It's a dog, Mom. 126 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:49,809 You're not a loser, are you? 127 00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:52,061 "No, l'm not a loser." 128 00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:54,898 Wait. Lou. 129 00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:57,192 We'll call you Lou. 130 00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,319 --ser. 131 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:03,156 No playing in the good living room. 132 00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:07,452 That carpet is Uzbekistani. Ten thousand thread count. 133 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,373 What? 134 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,172 Loser. 135 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,381 Cat person. 136 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,760 Okay, here's the plan: 137 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:27,222 Get off this patio, get back to the barn... 138 00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:29,516 ...get a better pitchfork. 139 00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:30,767 Huh? 140 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,444 Cool. 141 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,416 Butch : I wouldn't do that if I were you. 142 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:59,879 I like your spirit, but do me a favor and stand back. 143 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,464 That's my biscuit. 144 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:04,133 [LOU HOLLERS] 145 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:07,804 That would've been a short assignment. 146 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:12,225 -Where you going? -HQ ain't training how they used to. 147 00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:15,019 -Who exactly are you? -Name's Butch. 148 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:19,816 What dumb name did the bipeds saddle you with? Spot? Fifi? Rover? 149 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:21,901 -Lou. -God forbid. 150 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,779 Oh. Lou. Sorry. 151 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:28,867 Is that boy always grumpy? They should switch his food. 152 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:34,247 Humans can get a little emotional. You'll get used to it. Come on. 153 00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:45,675 Where's that coming from? 154 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:47,594 Whoa! 155 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,889 -Cool. -What? lt's standard equipment. 156 00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:55,518 Vid-phone, research archive database, cipher charts, Snausages. 157 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,687 -Hey, what's this? -Heel! 158 00:14:57,938 --> 00:15:01,774 The big button. You don't just press the big button. 159 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,318 -Jeez. -Sorry. 160 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,321 Just try to remember your training. 161 00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:11,743 Let's start. Here's the skinny: Your new master's a scientist... 162 00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:14,787 ...working on a cure for dog allergies. 163 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:19,792 It's big. If no one's allergic to dogs, we'll have the advantage. 164 00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:24,380 This was your predecessor: Agent 1 364, AKA Buddy. 165 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:29,385 He was catnapped. Wasn't on top of his game, so he had to retire. 166 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:32,221 He got a condo in Boca. Lucky dog. 167 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:36,851 You're to replace him and keep the cats away from the formula. 168 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:40,146 Can't let them near that. Now, come on. 169 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:46,194 All right, agent, let's meet the team. 170 00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:48,863 "Agent"! Whoa! 171 00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:53,284 Kid, look over there. 172 00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:55,328 -That's Peek. -Peek? 173 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,497 I don't get it. 174 00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:00,041 Butch : Peek, show yourself. 175 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:07,757 DISPATCH: We got a calico on the corner of Center and Main.... 176 00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:09,676 Lou : Oh, my God! 177 00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:12,637 Butch : Peek's early warning. 178 00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:17,475 He's got it all. Radar, sonar, thermo-imaging, odor-matrixing... 179 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:21,688 ...to detect a non-residential cat from three blocks away. 180 00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:24,565 -Peek, fall in. -Roger that. 181 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:33,282 -Sam, what's your 20? SAM: 1/1 8 of a klick east. 182 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:37,370 I'm going to backtrack using a delta approach in three... 183 00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:39,664 ...two...one. 184 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:44,460 Hey, guys. 185 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:46,587 Oh, no, not again. 186 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,339 Where am l? 187 00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,347 -Over here, Sam. -Oh! 188 00:16:57,391 --> 00:17:00,643 Request permission to pant heavily, sir. 189 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,311 Granted. 190 00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:06,941 -Boys, l want you to meet Lou. -Hey, Louie. 191 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,568 SAM: Hey, Lou. Peek : Human! 192 00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:22,749 He's taking Buddy's place in the hot seat. 193 00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:28,379 Being fresh from the academy, he's current on the new techniques, right? 194 00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:33,801 You know this one? I got you! Oh, l just missed you. 195 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,845 Holy Chihuahua. 196 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,973 -How did this happen? -He slipped through. 197 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:42,185 You promised me a pro! I get a Puppy! 198 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:45,313 He's still got his you-know-whats! 199 00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:49,484 There's no time. He stays. End of discussion. Out. 200 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,077 So tell me, one of you... 201 00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:01,412 ...is the dog out of the way? 202 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,959 Did the Puppy fall for my clever trap? 203 00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:11,672 None of you have a tale to tell? 204 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:15,510 A little story for me, perhaps? 205 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,056 You! Tell me, is the game afoot? 206 00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:21,557 Yes? 207 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,685 -Why is the game afoot? -l mean, no. 208 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:29,190 Excellent. So the Puppy is dead. Now we can move on to-- 209 00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:30,608 Wait, wait. 210 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:34,362 -Can l change my answer? -ls the Puppy alive or not? 211 00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:37,782 Another dog told him it was a bomb. 212 00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:39,742 Another dog? 213 00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:45,164 Anyway, I am sure we'll get into the basement lab just fine. Right, guys? 214 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,625 -Guys! -Oh, yeah, absolutely. 215 00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,710 -Absolutely. Uh-huh. -See? 216 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,089 Project Dark Cloud will go without a hitch. 217 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:56,634 Dark Cloud? Is that what l'm calling my plan? 218 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:59,053 No, you're calling it.... 219 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,930 CAT: How about Storm? -Storm. 220 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,015 MR. TlNKLES: Dark Storm, yes. 221 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:08,688 Like a powerful, dark storm, I will make my presence known to the world. 222 00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:14,485 Like a seeping mist, I will creep into the dogs' center of power... 223 00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:19,157 ...and make them quake in fear at the very mention of my name! 224 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:21,325 Mr. Tinkles! 225 00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:23,578 -Hide! -Quickly! 226 00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:26,831 -Where are you? -Quickly! 227 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,543 There you are, Mr. Tinkles. 228 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:36,591 I've been looking everywhere for you. Where have you been? 229 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,927 Mr. Mason will be so pleased to see you. 230 00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:42,763 I'll take you to him. 231 00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:48,019 You're a stinky kitty. 232 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,688 First you have to have a bath. 233 00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:54,692 Mr. Tinkles, remember to wash behind the ears! 234 00:19:56,195 --> 00:20:01,365 If l'm going to be a secret agent, I should have a better name. 235 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,952 I was thinking "Total Annihilation." 236 00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:08,039 He's a pro wrestler. That name's taken. 237 00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,041 Then "Doom Machine" it is. 238 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:14,378 You call yourself Squicky the Space Dog for all l care. 239 00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:17,465 That don't make your behind a rocket. 240 00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:21,510 You are not an agent, but you are going to help us. 241 00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:25,806 Butch : So first things first. Kid, pay attention. 242 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,225 History 1 01 : 243 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:31,604 We have always been man's best friend. Even you know that. 244 00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:34,148 But cats, they're another story. 245 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:38,778 -Start with ancient Egypt. -We've seen that 5 billion times. 246 00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:41,364 Never mind. Sorry. Here goes. 247 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,159 Butch : Ancient Egypt. 248 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,454 See these hieroglyphics? 249 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:52,375 Humans think it says ancient people worshiped cats. 250 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:55,461 But in reality, they were ruled by them. 251 00:20:55,671 --> 00:21:00,591 An evil cat named Shen-Akh-Akumon made them build pyramids, monuments. 252 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:04,095 He treated them like they were his litter box. 253 00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:07,682 -Things were terrible. -This is the best part. 254 00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:12,019 So the dogs, being man's best friend, rose up. 255 00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:16,482 And put them down. 256 00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:22,238 With humans back on top, we took our natural place at their side. 257 00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,490 The people just forgot? 258 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:30,121 Remember, they're a primitive species. Can't sense earthquakes, smell fear. 259 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:33,457 They can't even take responsibility for their own farts. 260 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,293 [SAM FARTS] 261 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:37,169 Lou : Gross. 262 00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:38,629 Guilty. 263 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,214 I'll get the fence. 264 00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:43,175 Butch : That's how our outfit got started. 265 00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:48,055 Sometimes a cat gets too big for his coat and tries to take over. 266 00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:52,184 We must keep cats from the lab till the formula's done. 267 00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:53,436 Yes, sir! 268 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,522 -Anything weird, call us. -Yes, sir! 269 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,816 -Any questions? -Just one, sir. 270 00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:01,193 -Shoot. -What's ancient Egypt? 271 00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:05,072 Freeze, cat. 272 00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:06,449 I'm an agent. 273 00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:09,493 I'm so fast, l can't see myself. 274 00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:12,204 Agent Doom Machine. You see that? 275 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:15,291 Watch out, cat. I couldn't even see it. 276 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,877 There's a good Puppy. Hello! 277 00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:20,671 Don't get scared. Don't get scared. 278 00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:24,342 Look how good you're being. Look how good-- 279 00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:28,763 Where's that--? There. l got it. This won't hurt a bit. 280 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,641 Ow! 281 00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:36,479 Let's see. Let's see. 282 00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:44,945 Hey, that's good. 283 00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:54,872 Scott : Hey, Dad! -Boils. 284 00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:57,458 Want to help me practice? 285 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,671 No, no, I-- 286 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:05,966 I'll play later. I promise. 287 00:23:24,444 --> 00:23:27,780 Oh! l forgot your bow. 288 00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:31,784 Your pretty bow. 289 00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:36,330 When I rule the Earth, you will be the first... 290 00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:38,332 ...on my list. 291 00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:40,918 CALlCO: Keep the hairdo. lt's slimming. 292 00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:44,797 -There's room on that list for you. -No, I mean it. 293 00:23:46,299 --> 00:23:48,134 We only have a few days. 294 00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:53,180 Although playing pet for that old man upstairs is key to my scheme... 295 00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:57,685 ...l cannot stand this humiliation any longer. Am I clear? 296 00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:03,983 Never mind. The Puppy won't survive the night. Send in the ninjas. 297 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,951 MRS. BRODY: Nervous about the tryouts? -No. 298 00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:17,663 -lt's okay to be nervous. -l'm not nervous. 299 00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:20,583 I stink, but I'm not nervous. 300 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:25,713 Is he saying that because he needs me to reassure him? 301 00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:28,966 Yes. Reassure him. 302 00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:34,221 You're the most wonderful, bright, charming, good-looking... 303 00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:38,058 ...boy in the whole wide world. 304 00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:44,064 -Maybe your dad could help you. -l'm pretty sure he stinks too. 305 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:46,442 I'm gonna talk to him. 306 00:24:47,944 --> 00:24:51,530 -Time for bed. TV off. Five minutes. -Seven. 307 00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:52,781 -Six. -Deal. 308 00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:55,409 -Love you. -l love you too. 309 00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:57,536 CARTOON DOG: Well? Hand it over. 310 00:24:57,787 --> 00:25:00,748 What?! No gravy? 311 00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:05,586 Next time remember the gravy. 312 00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:07,463 Dogs rule. 313 00:25:08,798 --> 00:25:11,091 Going someplace? 314 00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:14,094 Now, let's see. 315 00:25:14,304 --> 00:25:18,557 Ooh, yeah. 1 409 Maple Terrace. 316 00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:20,434 I got him. 317 00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:24,772 Total covert operation. Got to be like a Stealth. 318 00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:41,205 Hey, Sam. 319 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:55,219 On my mark. Three, two, one. 320 00:25:55,428 --> 00:25:57,471 Banzai! 321 00:25:57,681 --> 00:25:58,931 [NlNJAS LAUGH MANlACALLY] 322 00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:01,600 Dogs must die! 323 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:07,314 Lou. Lou, it's Peek. 324 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:09,441 Are you there? It's Peek. 325 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,319 -Lou! -What? What? Where? 326 00:26:12,529 --> 00:26:17,950 I'm picking up a faint signal. Maybe it's a glitch. You better check it. 327 00:26:18,368 --> 00:26:19,994 Okay. l'll go look. 328 00:26:20,328 --> 00:26:21,954 Be careful, kid. 329 00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:24,248 I'm an agent. 330 00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:26,542 I'm a secret agent. 331 00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:29,712 I'm a one-dog army. 332 00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:40,806 [BEEPlNG] 333 00:26:53,069 --> 00:26:54,570 Stop! 334 00:26:54,821 --> 00:26:56,572 Turn over. 335 00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:06,665 Bug activated. 336 00:27:17,093 --> 00:27:20,179 Peek? Hello? Peek? 337 00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:21,847 Seems clear. 338 00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:25,434 Probably just a squirrel. I'll let Butch know. 339 00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:27,436 Behind you! 340 00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:30,481 NINJA 1 : Sorry! 341 00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:34,234 Wha-ah, doggie! 342 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,362 -What do I do? -Bite them. 343 00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:56,090 Oh! 344 00:27:57,967 --> 00:27:59,009 What? 345 00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:07,726 Butch! 346 00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:10,020 What? Hm? 347 00:28:11,439 --> 00:28:12,898 Just do as l say. 348 00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:15,693 Left! Right paw! Again! 349 00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:18,612 Roll over! 350 00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:21,740 That's a good doggy. Paws up! 351 00:28:22,617 --> 00:28:23,867 Donkey kick! 352 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,121 Come on, kid, give them the haymaker! 353 00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:38,424 I changed my mind. Call me the Claw of Ling Chow! 354 00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:40,300 Ling Chow this! 355 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:44,763 Clean up on aisle 7. 356 00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:47,599 -Humans! -Retreat with honor. 357 00:28:47,809 --> 00:28:49,351 I have a bat. 358 00:28:49,769 --> 00:28:53,021 I have a mitt, and l'm not afraid to use it. 359 00:29:02,782 --> 00:29:03,949 Lou! 360 00:29:05,660 --> 00:29:07,161 Bad dog. 361 00:29:13,668 --> 00:29:15,794 You're lucky you're so cute. 362 00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:28,682 -Doom Machine. -Hey, guys. 363 00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:32,853 -You're still alive. -Yep. All five limbs. 364 00:29:33,062 --> 00:29:35,689 You owe me five smoked pig ears. 365 00:29:35,899 --> 00:29:38,400 You're still standing. You okay? 366 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:42,070 Did you see me? Right, left and right and left-- 367 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,741 You got cocky. You think this is a game? 368 00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:49,328 This isn't about code names, boys or friends. 369 00:29:49,537 --> 00:29:52,873 It's about guarding that lab. Nothing else. 370 00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:55,626 Sam, Peek, seal the chimney. 371 00:29:55,835 --> 00:29:58,295 -Right, boss. -You got it, skip. 372 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:06,637 [METAL CLATTERlNG] 373 00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:13,769 [CLINKlNG OF GLASS] 374 00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:17,940 Lou : Cats. 375 00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:22,110 Don't they ever quit? 376 00:30:32,497 --> 00:30:34,164 -Hey! -Hey. 377 00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:36,667 Can l show you something? 378 00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:44,258 The Brodys have the best garbage. 379 00:30:44,467 --> 00:30:46,552 -Go on. Take a bite. -Oh, my. 380 00:30:46,761 --> 00:30:50,305 This is what they get to eat? What a gyp. 381 00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:52,391 I'm glad you liked it. 382 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:56,353 -l thought l was a stray too long. -Stray? Cool. 383 00:30:56,563 --> 00:31:01,441 -l've never met a stray. -l prefer "domestically challenged." 384 00:31:01,651 --> 00:31:04,736 Miss Challenged, sorry, but you gotta leave. 385 00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:07,614 -My orders are clear. I can't-- -Orders? 386 00:31:07,824 --> 00:31:11,368 -That's right. l'm a secret agent. -An agent? 387 00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:15,497 You're small for an agent. Shouldn't you be having fun? 388 00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:17,249 I don't have time. 389 00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:20,794 Tough guy. 390 00:31:21,004 --> 00:31:23,755 [LOU MOANS] 391 00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:26,592 Stop with the agent stuff. Okay? 392 00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:32,222 You have your own kid to play with. Don't take it for granted. 393 00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:39,438 Whoa. Hey. Where you going? Could you do that again? 394 00:31:39,647 --> 00:31:44,234 Next time he talks to you, tilt your head and perk your ears. 395 00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:47,613 You'll see what l'm talking about. 396 00:31:47,822 --> 00:31:51,992 And do me a favor. Tell Butch lvy's back in town. 397 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:02,836 What are you looking at? 398 00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:07,799 Well, l guess you're kind of cute. 399 00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:13,138 Look who it is. l got you. 400 00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:15,641 -Hey! -Hey. 401 00:32:15,850 --> 00:32:19,645 Last night your mother and I had a conversation... 402 00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:22,064 ...that made me think that maybe... 403 00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:24,524 ...you and l should talk... 404 00:32:24,734 --> 00:32:27,486 ...about you and me and my big project. 405 00:32:27,695 --> 00:32:29,696 You want to sit down? 406 00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:32,699 Oh, yeah. Sure, sure. 407 00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:36,495 Your mom made me think that.... 408 00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:41,375 Well, l'm coming to your soccer tryout this afternoon. 409 00:32:41,584 --> 00:32:43,168 You don't have to. 410 00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:44,419 But.... 411 00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:48,423 -Here I come. -Really? 412 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:51,301 Okay. Yeah, okay. 413 00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:54,137 -Oh, good. Cool. Cool. -Cool. 414 00:32:54,430 --> 00:32:57,432 You don't want to be late for school. 415 00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:00,352 -Yeah, I am. -Okay. 416 00:33:00,561 --> 00:33:02,688 -See you, Dad. -See you. 417 00:33:02,897 --> 00:33:06,650 Go, go, go! l'll be cheering for you! 418 00:33:06,901 --> 00:33:11,905 Our team is red-hot Your team ain't doodly-squat 419 00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:28,588 I stunk. Worse than stunk. 420 00:33:28,798 --> 00:33:32,718 Scotty? Have you seen this little-- Tryouts! 421 00:33:37,598 --> 00:33:39,725 Wow. He really does stink. 422 00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:45,480 Oh. Guess it didn't go so well, huh? What did the coach say? 423 00:33:47,316 --> 00:33:51,028 He said tryouts for the girls' team are on Monday. 424 00:33:53,072 --> 00:33:55,407 What about your father? 425 00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:13,216 -Soccer. -l'm in the middle-- 426 00:34:13,426 --> 00:34:16,511 -Soccer. -No, thank you. I must get-- 427 00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:18,055 Soccer. 428 00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:20,223 Oh! Oh. 429 00:34:20,433 --> 00:34:23,935 -l forgot. l had a breakthrough-- -l know you're busy.... 430 00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:25,812 He is your son. 431 00:34:26,355 --> 00:34:29,399 I was in the middle-- I had a breakthrough. 432 00:34:31,819 --> 00:34:34,905 I know. I know. I'm sorry. 433 00:35:08,064 --> 00:35:10,065 Good boy. 434 00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:14,027 -A beautiful sight. -You said we wouldn't talk again. 435 00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:17,322 -Now l have a reason. -Spare me the lecture. 436 00:35:17,990 --> 00:35:21,993 He's a Puppy. He doesn't know what he's getting into. 437 00:35:22,203 --> 00:35:26,790 Forgive me for not teaching him the finer points of scratching. 438 00:35:26,999 --> 00:35:28,875 Now, l have a job to do. 439 00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:33,130 You never complained when your belly was scratched. 440 00:35:33,714 --> 00:35:36,216 Under the moon? Before a mission? 441 00:35:36,425 --> 00:35:39,177 You'd call me Lamb Chop and blush... 442 00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:41,972 ...whenever I called you Liver Snap. 443 00:35:43,891 --> 00:35:45,767 Butch : Bringing up history... 444 00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:49,604 ...is barking up the wrong tree. I'll say this once: 445 00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:52,899 Stay away from the kid. 446 00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:58,989 SOPHlE: Mr. Mason, I have someone to see you. 447 00:36:00,032 --> 00:36:03,368 It's Mr. Tinkles time, Mr. Mason. 448 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:09,875 Tonight, he's wearing something very special for you. 449 00:36:10,084 --> 00:36:11,585 There. 450 00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:17,174 Does that make you happy, Mr. Mason? Are you happy now? 451 00:36:17,383 --> 00:36:19,509 [HEART MONlTOR BEEPS RAPlDLY] 452 00:36:27,602 --> 00:36:29,561 [HEART MONlTOR BEEPS NORMALLY] 453 00:36:31,105 --> 00:36:35,650 See how happy you make him? You make his heart go "boop." 454 00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:38,737 I leave you two young things together. 455 00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:46,828 Evil does not wear a bonnet! 456 00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:50,165 CALlCO: Coming out. ls she gone? 457 00:36:50,374 --> 00:36:54,586 Did Genghis Khan wear a bonnet? Attila the Hun? No. 458 00:36:54,795 --> 00:36:59,633 He wore a furry hat. Maybe a black bonnet? Yes. Huh? No? Okay. 459 00:36:59,842 --> 00:37:03,053 The ninjas failed. Failure is unacceptable. 460 00:37:03,554 --> 00:37:06,890 If they show their faces, you know what to do. 461 00:37:07,099 --> 00:37:10,852 Tell them to wash with a loofah sponge. Kidding. 462 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:14,689 This can't be happening. I want them eliminated! 463 00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:17,025 But they did bug the phone. 464 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:20,820 Maybe we can look at the glass as half-full. 465 00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:23,657 Ow! That's what I like to do. 466 00:37:23,866 --> 00:37:27,953 Putting a happy face on things. Interesting philosophy. 467 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:32,123 Did you forget we're trying to take over the world?! 468 00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:36,253 The clock is ticking. We've a small margin for error. 469 00:37:36,462 --> 00:37:40,257 Tomorrow, you will send in the Russian. 470 00:37:43,552 --> 00:37:45,053 I'll call you back. 471 00:37:51,894 --> 00:37:53,353 Oh! 472 00:37:55,564 --> 00:38:00,902 WOLF BLITZER: A disturbance occurred at a top-secret allergy research lab. 473 00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:03,530 Oh, no! Bogey in the wire. 474 00:38:03,739 --> 00:38:05,198 -You got him? -No. 475 00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:08,785 -Closing fast. -l can't see. There's a fog. 476 00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:11,746 It's your hair, Sam. Blow up. 477 00:38:12,873 --> 00:38:15,583 Hold on. Mom's back. 478 00:38:17,628 --> 00:38:19,087 Oh, no. 479 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:21,172 MRS. BRODY: Look at the little kitty. 480 00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:24,509 Look at the kitty. Oh, yeah. 481 00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:29,431 That's a good boy. He's just a poor little lost kitty. 482 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:33,351 And we're going to keep him. Yes, we are. 483 00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:35,562 Don't eat her. 484 00:38:38,524 --> 00:38:40,984 Oh, look. See? 485 00:38:41,193 --> 00:38:45,864 Look how much she likes you. Dave, l've run into a bit of a snag. 486 00:38:46,073 --> 00:38:49,951 You'll have to show the house without me. Oh, hang on. 487 00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:51,453 [RUSSlAN KITTY GAGS] 488 00:38:51,662 --> 00:38:55,165 What is that? Is that a hairball? 489 00:38:55,374 --> 00:38:59,627 I'll get you some water. Not you, Dave. l'll be there soon. 490 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:03,214 Hang on. Okay. 491 00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:06,593 I'm on to you. You're in trouble. 492 00:39:06,802 --> 00:39:10,722 I think not, baby Puppy. It is you who is in trouble. 493 00:39:10,931 --> 00:39:12,766 [RUSSlAN KITTY GAGS] 494 00:39:12,975 --> 00:39:14,768 Yuck! 495 00:39:19,273 --> 00:39:21,524 -From Russia with love. -Uh-oh. 496 00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:23,485 Stealth poop. 497 00:39:26,322 --> 00:39:27,364 Lou! 498 00:39:27,573 --> 00:39:29,783 I don't have time for this. 499 00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:31,534 Bad dog. 500 00:39:32,953 --> 00:39:34,204 What do we got? 501 00:39:34,413 --> 00:39:37,499 -A Russian Blue. -And a number 2 in sector 3. 502 00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:40,377 That steamer was bigger than me. 503 00:39:40,586 --> 00:39:42,796 Nice work. Sit this one out. 504 00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:45,548 -ls she gone? -l don't see her. 505 00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:48,385 But l was framed! That cat-- Wait up. 506 00:39:48,886 --> 00:39:51,763 SAM: Look out. Code 4. Peek : Quick, smell my butt. 507 00:39:53,015 --> 00:39:55,016 All right, break it up. 508 00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:57,268 -Cold nose! -Go! 509 00:40:01,023 --> 00:40:03,983 Hmph. Piece ofjunk American door. 510 00:40:09,573 --> 00:40:13,618 I cannot believe l do this job for half price. 511 00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:18,748 And this Tinkles, he is jerk. He talk too much and shed all over. 512 00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:24,087 Peek : West-east. -On her way to the corner. 513 00:40:24,296 --> 00:40:26,506 -And she's out. -And she's out. 514 00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:35,640 Oh, man, it's locked. 515 00:40:38,102 --> 00:40:42,188 What do they know? I work hard, bring home the Meow Mix. 516 00:40:43,232 --> 00:40:44,274 Boom-boom! 517 00:40:44,483 --> 00:40:46,025 -What's he doing? -Kid! 518 00:40:46,235 --> 00:40:47,444 What? Dogs! 519 00:40:51,907 --> 00:40:53,158 Take this! 520 00:40:56,328 --> 00:40:57,662 Missed. 521 00:40:59,582 --> 00:41:02,292 Run! Come on, kid. Hurry! 522 00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:12,302 Peek : Watch it, fellas! He's coming in! 523 00:41:18,350 --> 00:41:21,686 SAM: There's a bomb at the lab door. Butch : We're on it. 524 00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:24,939 Doggies, why not come out and play? 525 00:41:25,149 --> 00:41:26,983 Peek : Guys! SAM: Come on, man! 526 00:41:27,193 --> 00:41:30,653 Peek : The bomb. The bomb! Butch : Kid, I'm going for the bomb. 527 00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:32,989 SAM: Come on! Hurry! The bomb! 528 00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:35,492 Whoa! 529 00:41:35,701 --> 00:41:37,660 -You distract him. -Why me? 530 00:41:37,870 --> 00:41:40,580 -You wanted to help. RUSSlAN KITTY: Come on! Come on! 531 00:41:41,707 --> 00:41:44,417 -Stupid cat! -That'll get his attention. 532 00:41:44,627 --> 00:41:45,752 Huh? 533 00:41:54,595 --> 00:41:56,137 Whoa! 534 00:42:02,561 --> 00:42:04,646 Peek : The dresser's coming down. 535 00:42:07,775 --> 00:42:11,653 Peek : The bomb. You got 45 seconds. -l said we're on it. 536 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,198 Peek : You need anger management. 537 00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:18,159 Boomerang! 538 00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:25,833 Butch : Look out, kid! 539 00:42:28,128 --> 00:42:29,754 Peek : Nice catch. 540 00:42:34,510 --> 00:42:35,843 Human! 541 00:42:43,477 --> 00:42:44,894 Hm. 542 00:42:51,026 --> 00:42:52,068 Phone. 543 00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:13,965 -Hang on, Butch! -Huh? 544 00:43:14,174 --> 00:43:15,300 -Puppy, fetch. -Huh? 545 00:43:16,051 --> 00:43:17,302 No! Wait! 546 00:43:17,511 --> 00:43:18,886 All right! 547 00:43:24,018 --> 00:43:26,144 A flying dog. 548 00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:30,940 Hold on, kid. 549 00:43:31,150 --> 00:43:32,609 Hurry! The bomb! 550 00:43:32,818 --> 00:43:34,902 -Get off me, furball! -Fight! 551 00:43:35,195 --> 00:43:37,614 Take him. l'll go for the bomb. 552 00:43:37,781 --> 00:43:38,865 Peek : Ten seconds. 553 00:43:39,325 --> 00:43:41,034 You fight like a poodle. 554 00:43:41,285 --> 00:43:45,705 -The book says cut the red wire. -We're dogs. We're colorblind! 555 00:43:45,914 --> 00:43:48,541 Right. The dark gray one! Oh, no. 556 00:43:48,751 --> 00:43:50,335 Don't touch it! 557 00:43:50,544 --> 00:43:52,629 -Come on. -Please! 558 00:43:52,963 --> 00:43:54,631 That's the one! 559 00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,507 It's-- Wha-- 560 00:43:56,717 --> 00:43:58,259 Whew! 561 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:06,059 You think you have won? Remote detonator! 562 00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:09,103 Hello? 563 00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:11,522 Hello, dog-- Oh, good. 564 00:44:11,732 --> 00:44:13,524 Come here, Lou. 565 00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:17,236 -Nice outfit. -Come here. Okay. 566 00:44:17,446 --> 00:44:19,072 Ouch! 567 00:44:19,615 --> 00:44:20,990 Hang on. Good dog. 568 00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:29,832 Bulbous. It's a breakthrough. If l can only find... 569 00:44:30,042 --> 00:44:34,545 ...a little protein synthesis and an electrostatic charge... 570 00:44:34,755 --> 00:44:36,756 ...it'll sustain the compound.... 571 00:44:38,384 --> 00:44:42,845 Good job with the boomerang. You're acting like an agent. 572 00:44:43,055 --> 00:44:46,641 -Was that a compliment? -He never compliments me. 573 00:44:48,018 --> 00:44:49,852 Butch : Call in a clean-up crew. 574 00:44:50,104 --> 00:44:51,145 [RUSSlAN KITTY THUDS] 575 00:44:53,816 --> 00:44:58,611 Hello? Here, kitty, kitty. 576 00:44:59,321 --> 00:45:01,781 Here, little kitty, kitty. 577 00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:06,119 I have a treat for you. Here, kitty, kitty-- 578 00:45:08,789 --> 00:45:10,623 Oh, my God. 579 00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:13,835 Who left the window open? 580 00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:19,424 Here, kitty. 581 00:45:19,633 --> 00:45:22,218 I will tell you nothing! 582 00:45:23,679 --> 00:45:25,763 I may look cute and cuddly... 583 00:45:25,973 --> 00:45:28,808 ...but inside, granite! 584 00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:32,019 We can't get anything else out of him. 585 00:45:32,229 --> 00:45:36,315 We pumped a few things from his stomach. Pretty standard: 586 00:45:36,525 --> 00:45:40,278 Grenade, pick, dynamite, squeaky mouse and this. 587 00:45:40,487 --> 00:45:44,115 Butch : "This is where you are to enact my fiendish plan. 588 00:45:44,324 --> 00:45:47,952 Eat this after you read it so no one will find it." 589 00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:50,580 Look here. A Christmas tree. 590 00:45:51,373 --> 00:45:55,042 Research is trying to place it. Ring any bells? 591 00:45:55,502 --> 00:45:56,753 Butch : Nah. 592 00:45:57,796 --> 00:45:58,921 What's next? 593 00:45:59,131 --> 00:46:02,592 You heard her, boys. Focus on the mission. 594 00:46:02,926 --> 00:46:06,345 Butch : Full scans every 20 minutes. -Roger that. 595 00:46:06,555 --> 00:46:09,474 -Sam, trim your bangs. -Sorry. 596 00:46:09,683 --> 00:46:14,270 Kid, keep up the good work. Remember to stay away from the boy. 597 00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,272 Keep your eye on the ball. 598 00:46:20,152 --> 00:46:23,613 Come on, Lou! Come on, bring me the ball. 599 00:46:23,822 --> 00:46:25,531 Come on over here. 600 00:46:25,741 --> 00:46:27,158 Come on, Lou. 601 00:46:39,379 --> 00:46:40,421 Come on! 602 00:46:40,839 --> 00:46:44,926 I have the ball now! You can't get it from me! 603 00:47:04,363 --> 00:47:07,114 How do you always find me? Tell me. 604 00:47:07,324 --> 00:47:09,742 Let's hear it. Woof-woof. 605 00:47:10,202 --> 00:47:12,245 Belly rub! 606 00:47:17,584 --> 00:47:22,046 I'll race you across the yard! What's the matter? Too slow? 607 00:47:22,256 --> 00:47:26,175 Come on! You can't catch me! Try and get it. 608 00:47:28,345 --> 00:47:29,512 Whoa! Oh, no! 609 00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:42,233 Whoa. 610 00:47:53,745 --> 00:47:55,204 Uh-oh. 611 00:48:04,756 --> 00:48:05,798 No! Lou! 612 00:48:19,813 --> 00:48:22,064 COMPUTER: Negative. Non-reactive. 613 00:48:22,691 --> 00:48:25,735 -What-- -Serum sample 1 -5-4-3... 614 00:48:25,944 --> 00:48:28,487 -Dad. -...negative. Non-reactive. 615 00:48:28,697 --> 00:48:29,739 My work. 616 00:48:29,948 --> 00:48:34,535 It was an accident. I was playing with the dog-- The door was open! 617 00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:37,038 Then l was just playing.... 618 00:48:37,247 --> 00:48:39,415 I didn't mean to. 619 00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:43,377 -l'm so sorry. -You should just go to school. 620 00:48:43,629 --> 00:48:47,840 Sample 1 -5-4-6, negative. Non-reactive. 621 00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:49,634 Lou : Butch will kill me. 622 00:48:49,843 --> 00:48:54,555 COMPUTER: 1 -5-4-7, negative. Non-reactive. 623 00:48:55,390 --> 00:48:58,351 Serum sample 1-5-4-8... 624 00:48:59,269 --> 00:49:01,938 ...negative. Non-reactive. 625 00:49:02,147 --> 00:49:04,565 Serum sample 1-5-4-9... 626 00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:06,025 [COMPUTER BEEPS] 627 00:49:06,276 --> 00:49:09,445 ...positive. Pro-reactive. 628 00:49:10,030 --> 00:49:14,951 Molecular structure resolved. Allergy formula complete. 629 00:49:34,554 --> 00:49:35,972 I did it. 630 00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:40,017 We did it. 631 00:49:44,314 --> 00:49:48,109 PROF. BRODY: Doctor, the cure for dog allergies? Success. Done. 632 00:49:48,318 --> 00:49:51,445 DOCTOR: Fantastic. Send it and we'll verify it. 633 00:49:51,655 --> 00:49:55,866 PROF . BRODY: Tomorrow morning, then. MR. TlNKLES: Unacceptable. 634 00:49:56,076 --> 00:49:59,537 We must act now or the work will be out of reach. 635 00:49:59,746 --> 00:50:02,873 -Do you know what that means? -Oh, who? Me? 636 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:05,292 Weren't you paying attention? 637 00:50:05,544 --> 00:50:08,337 -Not really. Are you mad? -Yes! I am mad! 638 00:50:08,547 --> 00:50:11,507 -You bug of an imbecile-- -Mr. Tinkles! 639 00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:17,847 Guess what I made for you! 640 00:50:23,437 --> 00:50:26,397 Now you can look just like me. 641 00:50:26,648 --> 00:50:30,985 No, I think not, Sophie. Those days are through. 642 00:50:31,903 --> 00:50:36,282 What's the matter, Large Marge? Cat got your tongue? 643 00:50:36,491 --> 00:50:38,159 -Boo! -Oh! 644 00:50:38,368 --> 00:50:40,411 Oh, my! A talking cat? 645 00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:41,829 Scary, isn't it? 646 00:50:46,501 --> 00:50:51,464 Lock her in the closet. We must remain on schedule. Our day has come! 647 00:50:59,181 --> 00:51:00,222 CALlCO: Brake! 648 00:51:04,436 --> 00:51:05,478 Gas! 649 00:51:07,230 --> 00:51:08,898 Brake! 650 00:51:11,860 --> 00:51:15,112 CALlCO: We gonna get away with this? MR. TlNKLES: Watch me. 651 00:51:20,410 --> 00:51:22,995 Mr. Mason. What a surprise, sir. 652 00:51:23,205 --> 00:51:27,166 Good morning, human guard. Let us in. That is all. 653 00:51:27,709 --> 00:51:28,834 Of course, sir. 654 00:51:29,044 --> 00:51:31,170 Gas it up! Step on it. 655 00:51:31,505 --> 00:51:33,172 Get off the brake! 656 00:51:40,263 --> 00:51:41,514 Brake! 657 00:51:42,766 --> 00:51:44,391 Brake! Hit the brake! 658 00:51:45,352 --> 00:51:46,602 Gas! 659 00:51:46,812 --> 00:51:48,395 Get out of the road! 660 00:51:48,605 --> 00:51:50,147 Brake! 661 00:51:50,357 --> 00:51:53,901 -Gas! MR. TlNKLES: What are you doing? 662 00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:58,405 Can't you drive, you imbecile? Don't make me come up there-- 663 00:51:58,615 --> 00:52:00,407 CALlCO: Where'd you get licensed? 664 00:52:02,202 --> 00:52:04,203 Hello. Out of my way. 665 00:52:06,248 --> 00:52:07,915 FOREMAN: Attention, employees. 666 00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:12,002 Work quickly. Only seven months until Christmas. 667 00:52:12,212 --> 00:52:14,672 -Mr. Mason! -Move. Back to work. 668 00:52:14,881 --> 00:52:16,423 -Sir. -Get a life. 669 00:52:16,633 --> 00:52:20,177 -Out of my way. No lunch for you. -Mr. Mason! 670 00:52:20,387 --> 00:52:22,054 -Morning, sir. -Nice hat. 671 00:52:22,264 --> 00:52:25,349 -How are you feeling? -None of your business. 672 00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:29,979 Yes, that's me. Not an evil cat bent on taking over the world. 673 00:52:30,188 --> 00:52:31,689 Out of my way. 674 00:52:33,108 --> 00:52:35,860 FOREMAN: Factory employees, congratulations. 675 00:52:36,069 --> 00:52:40,239 This factory has been accident-free for 45 minutes. 676 00:52:51,084 --> 00:52:53,210 Sir! Mr. Mason. 677 00:52:55,213 --> 00:52:56,547 -Sir. -Get the door. 678 00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:03,804 Nice dress. 679 00:53:06,683 --> 00:53:11,353 -Can l get you anything? -Sushi and cream. Close the door. 680 00:53:13,940 --> 00:53:15,399 MR. TlNKLES: Attention-- 681 00:53:15,609 --> 00:53:16,650 [INTERCOM SCREECHES] 682 00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:18,611 Ow! Attention, human worker. 683 00:53:18,820 --> 00:53:21,906 This is your employer, Mr. Mason. 684 00:53:22,115 --> 00:53:25,326 Effective immediately, you are all fired. 685 00:53:25,535 --> 00:53:27,453 That's right. Fired! 686 00:53:27,704 --> 00:53:32,499 Go home now. Do not ask why. You have only yourself to blame. 687 00:53:32,709 --> 00:53:36,170 Unless you have a dog. Then blame him. 688 00:53:36,421 --> 00:53:40,424 In fact, kick him when you get home. That is all. 689 00:53:42,636 --> 00:53:43,844 Cats rule. 690 00:53:44,054 --> 00:53:46,388 Now, the next phase of my plan. 691 00:53:55,815 --> 00:53:57,524 MRS. BRODY: Scotty? -Yeah? 692 00:53:57,734 --> 00:53:59,818 I have a package for you. 693 00:54:01,446 --> 00:54:03,072 Whoa! 694 00:54:03,573 --> 00:54:08,577 Oh, Caroline-- Wait. Where'd she go? In or out? ln or out? 695 00:54:08,787 --> 00:54:10,496 Honey, honey. 696 00:54:11,831 --> 00:54:14,917 -You won't believe it. A breakthrough. -All right! 697 00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:18,629 -l am just hours away from-- -Whoa! 698 00:54:18,838 --> 00:54:24,134 Mom, Dad! Check it out! I won free tickets to a game tonight. 699 00:54:24,844 --> 00:54:27,054 -What? -That is so great. 700 00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:31,308 -Uruguay versus Chad. -You never entered a contest. 701 00:54:31,559 --> 00:54:34,019 Can we go? Please, can we go? 702 00:54:35,563 --> 00:54:37,690 Um, oh-- Me? 703 00:54:39,818 --> 00:54:42,778 -Please, l really want to go. Come on. -Yeah. 704 00:54:45,949 --> 00:54:48,993 Scott : Hurry, buckle up! We don't want to be late! 705 00:54:52,914 --> 00:54:55,833 -The birds have left the nest. Peek : Go again. 706 00:54:56,042 --> 00:54:58,502 The jelly is out of the donut. 707 00:54:58,712 --> 00:55:02,089 -What are you saying? -The family has gone. 708 00:55:02,757 --> 00:55:04,383 Hey, Lou. 709 00:55:05,385 --> 00:55:08,637 Hey! It's you. Where have you been? 710 00:55:08,847 --> 00:55:10,014 Around. 711 00:55:10,223 --> 00:55:15,060 This week's been amazing. l beat up a kitten, I'm on wet food.... 712 00:55:15,729 --> 00:55:19,231 -...and Scott says l'm his best friend. -Terrific. 713 00:55:19,441 --> 00:55:24,486 Don't tell anyone. Butch won't like it. He gets mad about that stuff. 714 00:55:24,696 --> 00:55:27,489 Yeah, l know. But he's not mad. 715 00:55:27,741 --> 00:55:30,659 Sometimes mad is a way of hiding... 716 00:55:31,077 --> 00:55:34,913 -...how sad you are. -What? Why would he be sad? 717 00:55:37,417 --> 00:55:41,920 It's not my place to say. But a person really hurt him once. 718 00:55:43,298 --> 00:55:45,674 Poor Butch. 719 00:55:49,179 --> 00:55:52,014 Professor Brody : Here we are. I said l'd get us here. 720 00:55:52,223 --> 00:55:56,393 Scott : l hope Mbuto plays. He's the best one-legged forward ever. 721 00:55:56,603 --> 00:56:00,814 MRS. BRODY: ls this the right place? PROF.: Where are the tailgaters? 722 00:56:01,024 --> 00:56:03,776 Dad, it's an exhibition game. 723 00:56:03,985 --> 00:56:06,445 Are we early? Nobody around. 724 00:56:06,654 --> 00:56:09,948 That'll make us first in line for chili dogs. 725 00:56:10,158 --> 00:56:11,200 Oh, goody! 726 00:56:11,451 --> 00:56:13,952 Chili dog! Chili dog! 727 00:56:14,162 --> 00:56:16,955 How much do I owe? I'm sorry. Didn't catch it. 728 00:56:20,168 --> 00:56:22,211 -Hello. -No charge for you! 729 00:56:24,130 --> 00:56:25,589 -What? -What is it? 730 00:56:25,799 --> 00:56:28,050 -Oh, my God! -Take it back. 731 00:56:28,259 --> 00:56:30,469 -Oh-ho! -Oh, boy! 732 00:56:33,932 --> 00:56:35,474 [COUGHlNG] 733 00:56:47,112 --> 00:56:49,405 Cats rule, cats rule 734 00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:52,616 Yeah, we kick butt 735 00:57:02,544 --> 00:57:03,710 Kid. 736 00:57:04,295 --> 00:57:06,296 -Lou! -Oh. 737 00:57:06,881 --> 00:57:08,173 Butch. 738 00:57:08,466 --> 00:57:09,633 What's up? 739 00:57:10,343 --> 00:57:13,637 Professor's done, I filed my report and.... 740 00:57:14,556 --> 00:57:15,681 Kid... 741 00:57:16,182 --> 00:57:21,186 ...they're impressed with you. They wanted me to give you this. 742 00:57:25,316 --> 00:57:26,775 But this is for.... 743 00:57:26,985 --> 00:57:30,529 When this job ends, you've a spot at the academy. 744 00:57:30,738 --> 00:57:33,240 You pulled it off. Good work. 745 00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:37,494 -l get to be a real agent like you? -Well, you can try. 746 00:57:37,704 --> 00:57:40,330 -Partners! -Don't wet the paper yet. 747 00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:45,085 But if you make it, think of all the places you'll see. 748 00:57:45,295 --> 00:57:48,255 Maybe Burma. Yeah. 749 00:57:48,590 --> 00:57:50,924 Or Denmark. What was her name? 750 00:57:51,759 --> 00:57:53,385 Or Pasadena. 751 00:57:53,595 --> 00:57:57,556 Oh. Wait. So l wouldn't stay here. 752 00:57:57,765 --> 00:58:00,100 You go where they need you. 753 00:58:00,894 --> 00:58:02,102 [RADIO RlNGS] 754 00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:03,520 Peek : Bogey in the wire. 755 00:58:03,730 --> 00:58:04,771 -Where? -47-B. 756 00:58:04,981 --> 00:58:09,902 SAM: lt's a calico. Should I take him? -Negative. Me and the kid got it. 757 00:58:10,111 --> 00:58:11,195 Yeah! 758 00:58:11,404 --> 00:58:15,991 This is my last job. Deliver this tape, and l'm off to Jamaica. 759 00:58:24,209 --> 00:58:25,209 Ow! 760 00:58:25,418 --> 00:58:27,461 -What's this? -Get off me. Okay. 761 00:58:27,670 --> 00:58:29,796 All right, you got me. Ow! 762 00:58:30,006 --> 00:58:33,091 Stop. Please don't pull on the duct tape! 763 00:58:34,093 --> 00:58:39,014 ls this on? Closer! Turn the camera over! Where did you come from? 764 00:58:39,224 --> 00:58:42,809 Hello, my puny-minded dog-faced opponents. 765 00:58:43,019 --> 00:58:46,980 What? Yes, it's on. Because the red light's blinking. 766 00:58:47,190 --> 00:58:48,273 Start over. 767 00:58:48,483 --> 00:58:52,486 Hello, my puny-minded dog-faced opponents. 768 00:58:52,695 --> 00:58:54,780 I'm sure you've wondered... 769 00:58:54,989 --> 00:58:58,659 ...about the identity of who it is that'll defeat you. 770 00:58:58,868 --> 00:59:02,162 Who it is that possesses the intellect to win... 771 00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:05,541 ...in this chess game of wits and might. 772 00:59:05,750 --> 00:59:07,209 It is l! 773 00:59:08,127 --> 00:59:10,003 Recognize these humans? 774 00:59:10,672 --> 00:59:13,715 If you want to see them alive again... 775 00:59:13,925 --> 00:59:16,635 ...bring the formula and all notes... 776 00:59:16,844 --> 00:59:22,015 ...regarding Mr. Brody's research to the 9th Street Pier at midnight. 777 00:59:22,225 --> 00:59:26,395 If you refuse, well, they will be put to sleep! 778 00:59:26,604 --> 00:59:28,438 [LOU WHIMPERS] 779 00:59:28,648 --> 00:59:30,107 Still the camera! 780 00:59:30,316 --> 00:59:32,818 You have until midnight to comply. 781 00:59:34,404 --> 00:59:38,407 -We're gonna save them, right? -This is over our heads. 782 00:59:45,957 --> 00:59:49,751 -You calling headquarters? -No, we're going there. 783 00:59:49,961 --> 00:59:54,673 Now, we can push the big button. Hang on! Yeehaw! 784 00:59:54,882 --> 00:59:56,383 ROCKET CONTROLLER: Nav systems. Butch : Check. 785 00:59:57,635 --> 00:59:59,136 -GPS. -Check. 786 00:59:59,345 --> 01:00:02,139 Raising anchors. We're go for launch. 787 01:00:02,348 --> 01:00:04,641 Hold onto your tail, kid! 788 01:00:11,816 --> 01:00:14,276 ROCKET CONTROLLER: Velocity at 625 feet per second. 789 01:00:15,153 --> 01:00:17,821 You are clear for EVA. 790 01:00:24,662 --> 01:00:27,414 MALE HQ ANNOUNCER 1 : Canine transport loading at platform 2. 791 01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:31,293 FEMALE HQ ANNOUNCER 1 : 282nd Airborne Chihuahuas, report to your briefing. 792 01:00:31,502 --> 01:00:34,921 This is it, kid. Welcome to HQ. 793 01:00:35,131 --> 01:00:38,383 Roll over! Sit! Lie down! 794 01:00:38,551 --> 01:00:39,801 Roll over! 795 01:00:40,011 --> 01:00:44,056 MALE HQ ANNOUNCER 2: Spaying and neutering reversals on level 3. 796 01:00:48,144 --> 01:00:50,812 [DUMMY CAT MEOWS] 797 01:00:54,484 --> 01:00:57,694 -For defensive purposes, of course. -Oh. 798 01:00:58,655 --> 01:01:00,113 Of course. 799 01:01:00,365 --> 01:01:03,408 FEMALE HQ ANNOUNCER 2: Personnel are required to curb themselves. 800 01:01:03,618 --> 01:01:05,702 Remember to scoop your poop. 801 01:01:06,037 --> 01:01:10,457 Testing, testing. You've reached headquarters. Please log in. 802 01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:12,542 DECOY OWNERS: Tiger, what are you doing? 803 01:01:14,128 --> 01:01:15,170 Bad dog! 804 01:01:19,050 --> 01:01:20,676 MR. TlNKLES: Recognize these humans? 805 01:01:20,968 --> 01:01:23,637 If you want to see them alive again... 806 01:01:23,846 --> 01:01:26,390 ...bring the formula and all notes... 807 01:01:26,599 --> 01:01:31,186 ... regarding Mr. Brody's research to the 9th Street Pier at midnight. 808 01:01:31,396 --> 01:01:36,733 If you refuse, well, they will be put to sleep. 809 01:01:37,318 --> 01:01:39,027 Assemble the delegates. 810 01:01:53,376 --> 01:01:55,127 LEADER: Order! Order, please. 811 01:01:55,336 --> 01:02:00,048 Delegates. Delegates, please! Order! 812 01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:05,262 We cannot give up the formula. Sacrifice the Brody family. 813 01:02:05,471 --> 01:02:09,641 Nein! Lives are at stake. We cannot deem them expendable. 814 01:02:09,976 --> 01:02:12,978 Delegates, please! Order! 815 01:02:13,187 --> 01:02:14,771 I must have order! 816 01:02:15,314 --> 01:02:16,857 Please, no Frisbee! 817 01:02:19,402 --> 01:02:21,528 Steve, crowd control. 818 01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:31,163 Sit! 819 01:02:32,415 --> 01:02:35,250 Now then, delegates. It's time to vote. 820 01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:39,379 -Wait! Can l say something first? -Kid, quiet! 821 01:02:39,589 --> 01:02:43,383 I was told it was an agent's job to protect people. 822 01:02:43,593 --> 01:02:45,552 -They're my family! -Enough! 823 01:02:45,762 --> 01:02:49,598 Delegates, it's time. Family or formula? 824 01:02:49,891 --> 01:02:52,559 -No! Wait. Wait! WOLF BLITZER: Just minutes ago... 825 01:02:52,727 --> 01:02:57,773 ...in a dramatic late-night session, the council voted to sacrifice the Brodys... 826 01:02:57,982 --> 01:03:02,611 ...to safeguard humanity against the cat threat forever. 827 01:03:02,820 --> 01:03:06,740 For Canine News Network, this is Wolf Blitzer. 828 01:03:06,949 --> 01:03:08,533 -Poor kid. -Yeah. 829 01:03:08,826 --> 01:03:10,869 I need some equipment, guys. 830 01:03:15,500 --> 01:03:16,958 [LOU HOLLERS] 831 01:03:17,877 --> 01:03:20,045 -Hold on a second, kid. -No! 832 01:03:20,254 --> 01:03:22,464 -Hold it. -They can't do this. 833 01:03:22,673 --> 01:03:26,426 -You should've fought for me! -What good would it do? 834 01:03:26,636 --> 01:03:29,679 What about "Man's best friend"? History 1 01 . 835 01:03:29,889 --> 01:03:33,058 Lesson two. We protect and work for them. 836 01:03:33,267 --> 01:03:36,311 We tolerate that stupid baby-talk crap. 837 01:03:36,521 --> 01:03:38,271 Then they go to college... 838 01:03:38,481 --> 01:03:42,359 ...and dump you with an old lady who can't throw a ball! 839 01:03:44,487 --> 01:03:46,696 Is that what happened to you? 840 01:03:46,906 --> 01:03:51,201 You're gonna blame my family for what some boy did to you? 841 01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:57,290 Look, kid. I'm sorry it played out like this... 842 01:03:57,500 --> 01:03:59,960 ...but it's over. We're shut down. 843 01:04:01,087 --> 01:04:02,838 [PROFESSOR BRODY GRUNTS] 844 01:04:03,047 --> 01:04:06,633 Don't be scared, Scotty. Everything will be okay. 845 01:04:06,843 --> 01:04:11,221 -l'm not scared, Mom. -lt's all right. Only natural. 846 01:04:11,430 --> 01:04:14,474 -We'll be okay. -Mom, really, l'm okay. 847 01:04:14,684 --> 01:04:18,311 -l can tell you're trying to be brave. -Mom-- 848 01:04:18,521 --> 01:04:20,397 Darn it! Don't be scared! 849 01:04:20,982 --> 01:04:24,276 -l am your rock! -Caroline, sh! Please. 850 01:04:24,986 --> 01:04:27,612 Professor Brody : Who kidnapped us, Uruguay or Chad? 851 01:04:27,822 --> 01:04:32,158 -l heard the news. How's Lou? -l told him not to get attached. 852 01:04:32,493 --> 01:04:35,871 Sure, "An agent focuses only on the mission. 853 01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:40,417 -That's why my family didn't love me." -We all have sob stories. 854 01:04:40,626 --> 01:04:42,210 Now he has his. 855 01:05:08,529 --> 01:05:09,571 Hmm. 856 01:05:09,780 --> 01:05:12,782 -l have to go. -l said to go before we left. 857 01:05:21,459 --> 01:05:23,752 MR. TlNKLES: So you brought the research. 858 01:05:24,086 --> 01:05:26,171 Foolish Puppy. 859 01:05:35,139 --> 01:05:37,432 He took the research. 860 01:05:42,772 --> 01:05:43,772 Lou. 861 01:05:43,981 --> 01:05:47,901 Butch, you there? Lou's in trouble at the pier! 862 01:05:48,653 --> 01:05:50,403 Dock 1 4. Hurry! 863 01:05:50,655 --> 01:05:52,197 Lou! 864 01:05:53,574 --> 01:05:55,075 Lou. 865 01:05:57,870 --> 01:05:59,454 Lou! 866 01:06:04,752 --> 01:06:06,336 [LOU WHIMPERS] 867 01:06:24,355 --> 01:06:25,730 Lou. 868 01:06:28,192 --> 01:06:32,195 -They tricked me. -They took the formula? 869 01:06:32,405 --> 01:06:35,407 I thought they would let my family go. 870 01:06:35,616 --> 01:06:37,075 [PHONE RlNGS] 871 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,751 [MR. TlNKLES TAUNTlNGLY SING-SONGS] 872 01:06:46,961 --> 01:06:50,839 How many dogs does it take to overthrow mankind? 873 01:06:51,048 --> 01:06:53,383 Just one stupid Puppy. 874 01:06:53,592 --> 01:06:55,301 Where is my family?! 875 01:06:55,511 --> 01:06:56,845 Oh, they're alive. 876 01:06:57,096 --> 01:07:00,473 For now. But it won't matter. You see, I've-- 877 01:07:01,559 --> 01:07:02,600 Oh, my-- 878 01:07:02,810 --> 01:07:04,310 This isn't NASCAR! 879 01:07:05,438 --> 01:07:09,566 I've seized the formula, and in hours, l'll reverse it... 880 01:07:09,775 --> 01:07:12,318 ...giving me the power to make humans... 881 01:07:12,528 --> 01:07:14,446 -...allergic to dogs. -What?! 882 01:07:17,700 --> 01:07:22,037 How can I gloat gleefully when you drive like a chimpanzee?! 883 01:07:22,455 --> 01:07:27,167 I will make all of humanity violently allergic to your kind. 884 01:07:27,376 --> 01:07:30,670 When you're all despised by those you protect... 885 01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:36,092 ...you will be cast out, leaving me to lead cats in a glorious revolution... 886 01:07:36,302 --> 01:07:37,927 ...to conquer the world! 887 01:07:38,137 --> 01:07:39,429 [MR. TlNKLES CACKLES] 888 01:07:39,638 --> 01:07:41,181 -What will we do? -"We"? 889 01:07:41,390 --> 01:07:45,727 You doomed the human race forever. There's nothing to do. 890 01:07:46,145 --> 01:07:48,980 You always give up too easy, Butch. 891 01:07:50,608 --> 01:07:53,151 -ls that what l think it is? -What? 892 01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:55,904 Yep, it's the Cat Tracker 2000. 893 01:07:58,407 --> 01:08:02,160 MR. TlNKLES: Those fleabags must be running for the hills. 894 01:08:02,787 --> 01:08:04,329 CALlCO: That's what l was thinking. 895 01:08:06,999 --> 01:08:09,667 CAT FOREMAN: Faster. I thought you were union! 896 01:08:10,294 --> 01:08:12,337 I got a bonus for the guy.... 897 01:08:24,725 --> 01:08:27,811 That's it. The Christmas tree from the note. 898 01:08:31,482 --> 01:08:34,025 What the heck are they up to? 899 01:08:38,405 --> 01:08:41,241 That's enough mice to feed an army. 900 01:08:46,580 --> 01:08:49,290 -Hello, Professor Brody. -Who are you? 901 01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:52,168 -Huh? -Sorry about the wait... 902 01:08:52,378 --> 01:08:56,756 -...but we had tests to run. -Who's that? Who are you? 903 01:08:56,966 --> 01:08:59,008 Is this about my work? 904 01:09:00,136 --> 01:09:05,557 You're from one of those multinational, corporate, profit-mongering... 905 01:09:05,891 --> 01:09:08,476 ...pharmaceutical companies stealing-- 906 01:09:08,686 --> 01:09:13,106 Pharmaceutical company? I'm afraid you misunderstand me. 907 01:09:13,315 --> 01:09:16,317 What's going on? Hello? Where'd you go? 908 01:09:16,527 --> 01:09:18,570 That smell. A feline essence-- 909 01:09:18,779 --> 01:09:20,655 [MR. TlNKLES PURRS] 910 01:09:23,909 --> 01:09:25,160 Where are you? 911 01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:30,665 Show yourself. You can't hide forever. 912 01:09:33,502 --> 01:09:35,712 But l've nothing to hide. 913 01:09:35,921 --> 01:09:38,006 [MR. TlNKLES LAUGHS MANIACALLY] 914 01:09:42,928 --> 01:09:44,762 Cool! 915 01:09:55,649 --> 01:09:58,401 Will someone please shut her up?! 916 01:10:00,321 --> 01:10:03,406 I have an ingenious test to perform. 917 01:10:03,949 --> 01:10:06,826 Are you mutants? I read this comic book-- 918 01:10:07,036 --> 01:10:11,206 "I read this in a comic book." You make me sick! 919 01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:16,294 Calm down, honey. Calm down. 920 01:10:16,503 --> 01:10:20,340 It's an experiment gone awry. You're turning blue! 921 01:10:21,217 --> 01:10:22,258 Oh. 922 01:10:22,468 --> 01:10:24,135 It's about time. 923 01:10:26,555 --> 01:10:28,223 My captive audience... 924 01:10:28,432 --> 01:10:33,019 ...shall we play a little game, young Brody? Excuse me. 925 01:10:33,270 --> 01:10:35,605 The vial! The green one! 926 01:10:35,814 --> 01:10:36,981 CAT ASSISTANT: Here, boss. 927 01:10:38,442 --> 01:10:40,985 Oh, hello, Mr. Sinister Serum. 928 01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:45,990 -What's in that? -My quote-unquote master's fake snow... 929 01:10:46,283 --> 01:10:48,910 ...is the perfect medium for carrying... 930 01:10:49,119 --> 01:10:50,536 ...your disease. 931 01:10:52,122 --> 01:10:57,252 Ah, yes. Thereby breaking the bond between a boy and his dog. 932 01:10:57,836 --> 01:10:58,878 No, wait. 933 01:10:59,088 --> 01:11:01,089 Bad. Bad talking cat. 934 01:11:01,298 --> 01:11:02,674 Scat. 935 01:11:03,425 --> 01:11:05,051 Lower the cage! 936 01:11:13,060 --> 01:11:15,603 Ha ha! Success! 937 01:11:15,813 --> 01:11:19,148 -You! Go assemble the troops. -Yes, sir. 938 01:11:22,736 --> 01:11:26,197 As for you, Brody herd... 939 01:11:26,407 --> 01:11:28,074 ...l have a very... 940 01:11:28,284 --> 01:11:30,243 ...very special... 941 01:11:30,744 --> 01:11:32,203 ...gift! What?! 942 01:11:32,413 --> 01:11:33,454 Whoa! 943 01:11:33,664 --> 01:11:35,498 I said buy a real gun! 944 01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:40,753 -That's what I was thinking. -What use can l have for this?! 945 01:11:50,014 --> 01:11:52,140 Hey! I'm so clever. 946 01:11:53,434 --> 01:11:56,102 This here is just plain fun. 947 01:11:57,688 --> 01:11:59,439 -Stay here. -Why? 948 01:11:59,648 --> 01:12:02,191 -Because I hate you. -No. No! 949 01:12:02,401 --> 01:12:05,486 No! Help! Let me out! 950 01:12:06,947 --> 01:12:12,368 In just hours, every human in the world will be allergic to dogs. 951 01:12:12,745 --> 01:12:17,081 But such a mammoth plot requires brothers-in-arms. 952 01:12:17,291 --> 01:12:18,791 And this... 953 01:12:19,001 --> 01:12:22,587 ...is where my genius truly comes to pass. 954 01:12:22,838 --> 01:12:27,967 For l have chosen a comrade that can invade every home in the world. 955 01:12:28,177 --> 01:12:32,555 Because it's already in every home in the world! 956 01:12:33,557 --> 01:12:34,932 Mice! 957 01:12:35,851 --> 01:12:37,352 Son of my mom! 958 01:12:37,561 --> 01:12:40,438 Mice! The unlikeliest of allies. 959 01:12:40,647 --> 01:12:43,649 Thousands of you covered in dog allergy. 960 01:12:43,859 --> 01:12:45,485 You're all asking: 961 01:12:45,694 --> 01:12:49,113 "How can he spread the allergy to the world?" 962 01:12:50,157 --> 01:12:54,243 Open your World Domination pamphlets and l'll show you. 963 01:12:56,372 --> 01:13:00,291 Enter the sewers and with the maps in appendix B... 964 01:13:00,501 --> 01:13:03,586 ...you'll cross the nation. Half go to homes... 965 01:13:03,796 --> 01:13:06,381 ...infecting every human, while the rest-- 966 01:13:07,174 --> 01:13:08,341 Turn the page. 967 01:13:09,426 --> 01:13:11,928 --will stow away on planes and boats... 968 01:13:12,137 --> 01:13:15,223 ...to infect the world. With the dogs gone... 969 01:13:15,474 --> 01:13:20,103 ...cats will overthrow the humans and you'll be given your reward: 970 01:13:20,312 --> 01:13:23,272 1 6 pounds of Monterey Jack... 971 01:13:23,482 --> 01:13:26,567 ...and the continent of Australia! 972 01:13:26,777 --> 01:13:28,611 [MICE CHEERING] 973 01:13:28,821 --> 01:13:30,363 -Australia! -Yeah! 974 01:13:30,572 --> 01:13:32,490 MR. TlNKLES: Open the sewer hatch! 975 01:13:37,579 --> 01:13:39,455 Okay, here's the plan. 976 01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:49,465 Flee across the world! 977 01:13:49,675 --> 01:13:51,592 Go forth and infect everyone! 978 01:13:52,136 --> 01:13:54,053 Be all you can be! 979 01:13:54,263 --> 01:13:57,056 My plan has come full circle! 980 01:13:57,516 --> 01:13:59,767 You have nothing to fear but mousetraps... 981 01:13:59,977 --> 01:14:01,269 ...and, well, me. 982 01:14:01,478 --> 01:14:03,855 Woo-hoo! Yeah! 983 01:14:04,064 --> 01:14:05,273 MOUSE: He ate Gary! 984 01:14:05,774 --> 01:14:07,066 Run! 985 01:14:08,527 --> 01:14:09,861 What's that? 986 01:14:14,408 --> 01:14:16,033 Am-scray! 987 01:14:17,327 --> 01:14:18,828 Butch : It's over, Tinkles! 988 01:14:19,079 --> 01:14:20,580 Dogs. Where are they? 989 01:14:22,708 --> 01:14:25,418 Lou, the hatch. Close the hatch. 990 01:14:26,003 --> 01:14:27,003 Ivy, now! 991 01:14:27,212 --> 01:14:28,588 IVY: Bath time! 992 01:14:29,798 --> 01:14:31,799 Butch : Surrender, you're finished! 993 01:14:33,177 --> 01:14:34,177 Let's go! 994 01:14:34,636 --> 01:14:36,387 MR. TlNKLES: I have a plane to catch. 995 01:14:48,525 --> 01:14:50,443 Lou? Lou! 996 01:14:51,820 --> 01:14:55,156 Ivy, go find Peek and Sam. I've got to find Lou. 997 01:15:01,705 --> 01:15:02,705 Scott : Good boy. 998 01:15:05,292 --> 01:15:06,876 Hey! Stop! 999 01:15:07,252 --> 01:15:09,045 Stop. I need to crush you. 1000 01:15:09,254 --> 01:15:10,838 MRS. BRODY: I'll get you. 1001 01:15:13,175 --> 01:15:15,259 How did you find us? 1002 01:15:15,469 --> 01:15:18,679 MRS. BRODY: Come on, we have to go. -Can you talk too? 1003 01:15:20,933 --> 01:15:22,350 MRS. BRODY: Scotty! 1004 01:15:22,559 --> 01:15:24,352 I'll scratch that for you! 1005 01:15:26,855 --> 01:15:29,023 I'll squeeze you like a tick! 1006 01:15:33,612 --> 01:15:34,737 Come on, honey! 1007 01:15:36,073 --> 01:15:38,824 MR. TlNKLES: Come here. l got a Milk-Bone for you. 1008 01:15:40,077 --> 01:15:41,911 Ha! 1009 01:15:42,120 --> 01:15:43,287 I've got you now. 1010 01:15:46,458 --> 01:15:50,253 -Put me down, hairball! -l just want a hug! 1011 01:15:52,923 --> 01:15:55,675 I'm coming, Butch! 1012 01:16:00,013 --> 01:16:02,056 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. 1013 01:16:02,307 --> 01:16:04,934 You're too late, Puppy. 1014 01:16:06,895 --> 01:16:08,145 I'm king of the world! 1015 01:16:08,355 --> 01:16:09,522 Butch : Get him, Lou! 1016 01:16:09,731 --> 01:16:12,400 I give up. Please don't hurt me. 1017 01:16:12,901 --> 01:16:15,486 Get your butt off my face, Tinkles! 1018 01:16:26,999 --> 01:16:29,292 Now, where was I? Oh, yes. 1019 01:16:35,257 --> 01:16:37,091 Now the final crushing. 1020 01:16:44,850 --> 01:16:45,850 -Hey! -What--?! 1021 01:16:52,107 --> 01:16:53,733 Dogs rule! 1022 01:16:55,611 --> 01:16:57,361 This is a minor setback. 1023 01:16:58,280 --> 01:17:00,489 Butch : You're finished, Fluffy! 1024 01:17:02,993 --> 01:17:04,535 Butch! We did it! 1025 01:17:20,260 --> 01:17:22,970 -Come on, Scotty! Scott : Come on! Quickly! 1026 01:17:23,180 --> 01:17:24,221 Lou! 1027 01:17:29,353 --> 01:17:30,394 Come on! 1028 01:17:34,691 --> 01:17:35,900 Lou! 1029 01:17:41,365 --> 01:17:43,991 Wait. Where's Lou?! 1030 01:18:00,550 --> 01:18:01,801 Lou! 1031 01:18:31,957 --> 01:18:33,833 Kid, we did it. 1032 01:18:34,042 --> 01:18:37,169 We saved them like you said. You were right. 1033 01:18:37,379 --> 01:18:39,296 And you were right about me. 1034 01:18:39,464 --> 01:18:40,464 Kid? 1035 01:18:40,674 --> 01:18:41,674 Lou? 1036 01:18:44,344 --> 01:18:45,845 Oh, no. 1037 01:18:48,598 --> 01:18:49,849 Scott : Lou? 1038 01:19:04,197 --> 01:19:05,656 Lou. 1039 01:19:11,121 --> 01:19:12,747 Lou? 1040 01:19:13,373 --> 01:19:14,874 Come on, Lou, wake up. 1041 01:19:17,085 --> 01:19:19,128 You're not a loser, Lou. 1042 01:19:20,505 --> 01:19:22,506 You're my best friend. 1043 01:19:25,093 --> 01:19:26,177 Wake up. 1044 01:19:30,098 --> 01:19:32,099 Lou : And you're my best friend too. 1045 01:19:36,605 --> 01:19:37,855 Lou? 1046 01:19:38,815 --> 01:19:40,900 Lou? Lou! 1047 01:19:41,276 --> 01:19:43,861 Mom, Dad, he's alive! 1048 01:19:44,404 --> 01:19:49,033 Mom, Dad, he's alive! Come quick! 1049 01:19:50,243 --> 01:19:51,368 He came back! 1050 01:19:51,578 --> 01:19:54,663 Peek : You have the right to-- SAM: You have the right... 1051 01:19:54,915 --> 01:19:58,501 -...to remain silent. -Anything you say can be used.... 1052 01:19:58,710 --> 01:20:00,503 Oh, my God! 1053 01:20:00,712 --> 01:20:02,797 And the right to a dog attorney. 1054 01:20:03,089 --> 01:20:04,632 Scott : He's fine! 1055 01:20:05,550 --> 01:20:06,592 Whoa! 1056 01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:08,803 -Try this again. -Athletic. 1057 01:20:09,095 --> 01:20:10,596 Get it, Lou! Come on! 1058 01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:12,640 Nice! You're getting good. 1059 01:20:12,849 --> 01:20:13,974 Oh, no. Ow. 1060 01:20:14,184 --> 01:20:15,893 Put your head forward. 1061 01:20:17,145 --> 01:20:19,104 -Oh! Hey! Ooh! -Ooh! 1062 01:20:19,356 --> 01:20:20,648 All right, Dad! 1063 01:20:20,899 --> 01:20:23,734 -Lou, go get it. -That's a triple. 1064 01:20:23,944 --> 01:20:25,402 Butch : Hey, kid. 1065 01:20:25,612 --> 01:20:27,780 Hey! Everything go okay at HQ? 1066 01:20:27,989 --> 01:20:30,866 They're eating out of my paw. How's things? 1067 01:20:31,075 --> 01:20:35,700 -Great. Want to play some ball? -No, I gotta get back to work. 1068 01:20:37,700 --> 01:20:39,790 Bring it here. Find the ball. 1069 01:20:43,965 --> 01:20:47,215 Come on! Go get it! Come on! 1070 01:20:47,425 --> 01:20:49,300 Professor Brody : He's got it! He's got it! 1071 01:20:49,510 --> 01:20:53,140 Bring that ball! Bring that ball back! 1072 01:20:54,100 --> 01:20:56,890 Butch : He would've made a great agent. 1073 01:21:02,650 --> 01:21:07,735 That's right, Mr. Tinkles. You have been a very bad kitty. 1074 01:21:07,990 --> 01:21:11,615 I'm just going to have to teach you how to behave. 1075 01:21:13,285 --> 01:21:18,040 Now you're going to have to live with me and my sisters! 1076 01:21:19,125 --> 01:21:21,000 Mr. Tinkles!!! 1077 01:21:26,255 --> 01:21:29,550 Look what we made for you! 1078 01:21:30,885 --> 01:21:32,510 Yes! 1079 01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:41,060 -I could eat you with a spoon! SiSTER 3: I can't take it! 1080 01:21:58,290 --> 01:22:00,245 Mr. Tinkles : This can't be happening.77779

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