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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,325 --> 00:00:06,626 What took you so long? 2 00:00:06,726 --> 00:00:08,188 Sorry. I didn't see your text. 3 00:00:08,288 --> 00:00:09,990 I mean, it's just gone 7am. 4 00:00:10,090 --> 00:00:13,433 No time for excuses. Need you to run the bar today. 5 00:00:13,533 --> 00:00:15,475 Run the bar? Why? 6 00:00:15,575 --> 00:00:20,520 Look Will, I might not like you in the traditional sense of like 7 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:22,802 enjoying your presence or whatever. 8 00:00:22,902 --> 00:00:24,804 We need to unite against our common enemy. 9 00:00:24,904 --> 00:00:27,307 - I don't have any enemies. - Jonah. 10 00:00:28,388 --> 00:00:31,211 - Go on. - It's like Jonah knows every time 11 00:00:31,311 --> 00:00:33,613 Eddie is feeling vulnerable, he just swoops in 12 00:00:33,713 --> 00:00:36,536 like a gross, manipulative Birkenstock-wearing crow. 13 00:00:36,636 --> 00:00:39,499 It always works. Eddie's spent every night this week at his. 14 00:00:39,599 --> 00:00:42,942 - Well, if that's what she wants... - No, dummy. 15 00:00:43,042 --> 00:00:46,586 We would be terrible friends, if we just sat back and let this happen. 16 00:00:46,686 --> 00:00:48,388 Jonah's not fucking around this time. 17 00:00:48,488 --> 00:00:50,950 Before we know it, they'll be married, living in Peckham 18 00:00:51,050 --> 00:00:53,313 with the worst toddler you have ever met. 19 00:00:53,413 --> 00:00:57,317 OK. But why does that mean I have to run the bar? 20 00:00:57,417 --> 00:00:59,679 Because Eddie needs to get away from Wet Mouth, 21 00:00:59,779 --> 00:01:02,202 get away from London and Jonah's greasy prayer beads. 22 00:01:02,302 --> 00:01:05,525 - Can you run the bar or not? - Ah... actually... 23 00:01:05,625 --> 00:01:08,808 My brother's over from Australia for the first time in five years 24 00:01:08,908 --> 00:01:13,553 and he just has these two days in London for us to catch up and... 25 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:19,459 Yeah. I'm sure he'd love to hang out here. 26 00:01:19,559 --> 00:01:23,583 - OK, great. - I'm... I'm... I'll just... 27 00:01:23,683 --> 00:01:25,685 ...cancel some bookings. 28 00:01:32,812 --> 00:01:35,075 - What? 29 00:01:35,175 --> 00:01:37,597 We're greeting a new day together, Eddie. 30 00:01:37,697 --> 00:01:40,520 - Stay present. - You've checked your stupid crypto app 31 00:01:40,620 --> 00:01:43,723 - four times since we woke up. - But that's important. 32 00:01:43,823 --> 00:01:47,447 I don't feel it's healthy for Maggie to have access to you at all times. 33 00:01:47,547 --> 00:01:49,929 Is that fair for her to just take, take take? 34 00:01:50,029 --> 00:01:52,412 She sent me a photo of a dog eating fondue. 35 00:01:52,512 --> 00:01:55,695 Sure, it's a dog eating fondue now, but next it'll be, 36 00:01:55,795 --> 00:01:58,098 "Help me, Eddie. I need you, Eddie." 37 00:02:01,801 --> 00:02:04,904 I... I just don't get why Maggie bothers you so much. 38 00:02:05,004 --> 00:02:06,506 I see a future for us. 39 00:02:06,606 --> 00:02:09,429 A wedding in that Italian village, Lasaclazone. 40 00:02:09,529 --> 00:02:12,912 Two attractive and quiet children. 41 00:02:13,012 --> 00:02:16,636 But we can't move forward if you're being held back. 42 00:02:16,736 --> 00:02:19,199 - When did I agree to... - Spoken with my money boys. 43 00:02:19,299 --> 00:02:22,382 - Your what? - About the bar, we could own it together. 44 00:02:24,143 --> 00:02:26,145 Power of the capital. 45 00:02:27,387 --> 00:02:29,869 I'm ready for this, for us. 46 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:32,772 Sure, I've been a... 47 00:02:32,872 --> 00:02:35,815 ...vagabond pirate on the sea of life thus far. 48 00:02:35,915 --> 00:02:39,459 But I want to drop anchor, and I want to drop it 49 00:02:39,559 --> 00:02:40,660 with you. 50 00:02:44,804 --> 00:02:46,306 But... 51 00:02:46,406 --> 00:02:48,428 It'll mean both of us making some changes. 52 00:02:48,528 --> 00:02:51,351 Committing, Eddie. Stepping into the future together. 53 00:02:51,451 --> 00:02:54,674 We've fiddled with each other's heartstrings for long enough. 54 00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:56,316 - Eddie. - Yeah, I'll be back. 55 00:02:56,416 --> 00:02:57,797 But my gorgeous speech. 56 00:02:57,897 --> 00:03:00,800 - Yes, I, erm, agree. - You agree? 57 00:03:00,900 --> 00:03:03,543 Yeah, commitment. Why not? I'll see you later. 58 00:03:07,907 --> 00:03:10,049 - What are you doing? - Come on. We gotta go. 59 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:13,052 Train to Godling's in half an hour. I thought you'd be quicker. 60 00:03:13,152 --> 00:03:14,374 You texted 15 minutes ago. 61 00:03:14,474 --> 00:03:16,616 - What train? - Just hurry up. 62 00:03:16,716 --> 00:03:19,379 Is this a manic episode? What should I do again? 63 00:03:19,479 --> 00:03:22,142 Should I sit on you? I have to call your mum. 64 00:03:22,242 --> 00:03:25,104 Look, I'm not manic. I am rammed full of delicious lithium. 65 00:03:25,204 --> 00:03:27,347 - But you said... - Look, Eddie, 66 00:03:27,447 --> 00:03:30,230 - do you know what today is? - Anniversary of the first time 67 00:03:30,330 --> 00:03:33,773 - your dad called you fat. - That's in November. Today is Ostara. 68 00:03:35,094 --> 00:03:37,317 Oh God, your weird Sussex witch thing. 69 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:40,440 Pagan thing. Do not call them witches. They will not Like that. 70 00:03:40,540 --> 00:03:42,722 No, I'm not going with you. 71 00:03:42,822 --> 00:03:46,366 Ostara's a festival of rebirth and we desperately need rebirthing. 72 00:03:46,466 --> 00:03:49,209 Toad says we can stay if we miss the last train. 73 00:03:49,309 --> 00:03:50,770 But the bar. Klent's taken off. 74 00:03:50,870 --> 00:03:53,012 Will's taking care of it. No time to argue. 75 00:03:53,112 --> 00:03:55,295 Do you know how expensive train tickets are? 76 00:03:55,395 --> 00:03:58,698 Those videos of Jeremy Corbyn on the floor made no difference at all. 77 00:03:58,798 --> 00:04:01,200 - Maggie, I... - Get to the yes quicker. 78 00:04:06,566 --> 00:04:09,148 Will's asking how much wine should be in a wine. 79 00:04:09,248 --> 00:04:12,832 - Why'd you leave him in charge? - It's on you for giving Klent a week off 80 00:04:12,932 --> 00:04:15,595 for a Croatian vapourware festival, whatever that is. 81 00:04:15,695 --> 00:04:17,817 Now, less texting... 82 00:04:18,778 --> 00:04:20,960 - ...more tequila, please. - I don't want to drink today. 83 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:23,883 You have to. Day drinking is the whole point of Paganism. 84 00:04:23,983 --> 00:04:27,086 Jonah's got me on gut health smoothies. They're fucking up my stomach. 85 00:04:27,186 --> 00:04:30,610 - Nothing says love like a laxative. - They're good for my microbiome, Maggie. 86 00:04:30,710 --> 00:04:32,852 Oi, oi, saveloys. 87 00:04:32,952 --> 00:04:34,954 Toad! Come here! 88 00:04:38,398 --> 00:04:41,140 Look at this. Eddie Rushden outside of East London. 89 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,062 Do my eyes deceive me? 90 00:04:43,162 --> 00:04:45,705 - I didn't have much choice. - Yay. 91 00:04:45,805 --> 00:04:47,907 We could really do with some Pagan magic. 92 00:04:48,007 --> 00:04:49,909 Well, blessed bloody be, bitches. 93 00:04:50,009 --> 00:04:53,192 You're more than welcome. Right, let's get going. 94 00:04:53,292 --> 00:04:55,735 That tramp, Danielle, will kick off given half a chance. 95 00:04:57,136 --> 00:05:01,381 Nice gilet, dickhead. She's in the rival drum gang. 96 00:05:03,623 --> 00:05:06,806 - Drum gang? - It was our idea to start the drum gang. 97 00:05:06,906 --> 00:05:09,329 We didn't let Danielle in cos she's a fucking snake 98 00:05:09,429 --> 00:05:12,011 who took Big Lilly's son's place at Leaping Leopards nursery, 99 00:05:12,111 --> 00:05:14,254 they started their own, The Hoppers. 100 00:05:14,354 --> 00:05:17,337 They dress like slags. It's fucking inappropriate. 101 00:05:17,437 --> 00:05:20,460 Why is a Pagan festival handing out eggs? 102 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:23,182 Ostara is what the Christians nicked Easter from. 103 00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:26,346 It's all about the birth of spring and fertility and that, 104 00:05:26,446 --> 00:05:29,188 then the Christians added that weird crucifix shit. 105 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:30,910 Christ. 106 00:05:31,010 --> 00:05:33,273 There's a child dressed as some kind of green demon. 107 00:05:33,373 --> 00:05:37,116 That's Ostara, baby. 108 00:05:37,216 --> 00:05:38,838 Lily T lost our headdresses 109 00:05:38,938 --> 00:05:41,040 in that hair straightener fire she had at Christmas, 110 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:42,842 so we've gotta make new ones. 111 00:05:42,942 --> 00:05:45,565 Finally! Hurry up then. 112 00:05:45,665 --> 00:05:47,667 - Come here! 113 00:05:49,789 --> 00:05:54,894 Girls. Girls, this is Eddie. Eddie, this is my drum gang, The Wenches. 114 00:05:54,994 --> 00:05:59,419 We've got Amy, Sasha, Amy, Lily, Lilian, Big Lilly. 115 00:05:59,519 --> 00:06:02,622 That's Vic. We've got Lily. Wait, where's Lily? 116 00:06:02,722 --> 00:06:05,144 Her kid's got meningitis again or something like that. 117 00:06:05,244 --> 00:06:07,747 - He's always got something... - I'll just be a sec. 118 00:06:07,847 --> 00:06:09,469 No, you can't run away yet. 119 00:06:09,569 --> 00:06:11,471 I just need to call Will. 120 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:13,573 Ugh. 121 00:06:15,455 --> 00:06:17,837 I called you twice. 122 00:06:17,937 --> 00:06:19,599 Is Maggie's emergency an actual emergency? 123 00:06:19,699 --> 00:06:21,561 Erm... Define emergency. 124 00:06:21,661 --> 00:06:24,524 Bloodshed. 125 00:06:24,624 --> 00:06:28,488 It's a Pagan festival in East Sussex. It could be a Wicker Man situation. 126 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:32,572 You left me, when I was generously sharing my vision for our future, 127 00:06:32,672 --> 00:06:34,374 to go to a party? 128 00:06:34,474 --> 00:06:37,096 - Maggie tricked me. - Eddie, I've offered you a lot of money 129 00:06:37,196 --> 00:06:39,879 to save your business so we can make a life together. 130 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:42,862 This is big girl stuff. 131 00:06:42,962 --> 00:06:44,664 I thought you were a big girl? 132 00:06:44,764 --> 00:06:46,185 I am. Wait. 133 00:06:46,285 --> 00:06:48,548 We're literally circulating the paperwork now, 134 00:06:48,648 --> 00:06:52,191 prepping to sign off on the investment. But hey, you go have fun. 135 00:06:52,291 --> 00:06:57,357 I'm not having fun. I'm serious, focused. I'll be at the end of the phone all day. 136 00:06:57,457 --> 00:06:59,679 Any questions, anything you need, just call me, 137 00:06:59,779 --> 00:07:02,001 I'll answer straight away. 138 00:07:02,101 --> 00:07:04,103 - All day. - Yes, all day. 139 00:07:07,146 --> 00:07:12,211 I have brought you a nice dress. You can't be a grunger at Ostara. 140 00:07:12,311 --> 00:07:15,455 Can't put into words how much I don't have time for this today. 141 00:07:15,555 --> 00:07:17,016 We're here now, so. 142 00:07:17,116 --> 00:07:19,619 You want me making flower crowns like I'm in year two 143 00:07:19,719 --> 00:07:21,621 when my real life business needs me. 144 00:07:21,721 --> 00:07:25,304 I know, but all you've done for your actual real life business 145 00:07:25,404 --> 00:07:27,887 is listen to Lana Del Rey and bone Jonah. 146 00:07:30,209 --> 00:07:34,073 - What the fuck? 147 00:07:34,173 --> 00:07:37,096 Is that a waterbed? I've never seen one in real life before. 148 00:07:38,457 --> 00:07:41,360 Oh, stop jiggling it. This is a crime against nature. 149 00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:44,103 No, actually I like it. Maybe I should get one. 150 00:07:45,064 --> 00:07:47,066 Ooh. 151 00:07:49,068 --> 00:07:51,290 There's the gut health smoothie. 152 00:07:51,390 --> 00:07:54,574 We also don't have to stay over. 153 00:07:54,674 --> 00:07:57,116 - There's a late train back. - Hm. 154 00:07:59,879 --> 00:08:02,702 That stupid fucker Lilian glued her fingers to her lash extensions. 155 00:08:02,802 --> 00:08:04,303 Sasha's taken her to A&E. 156 00:08:04,403 --> 00:08:06,105 - Jesus. - Yeah. 157 00:08:06,205 --> 00:08:08,207 So we're two Wenches down. 158 00:08:11,811 --> 00:08:16,756 Oh no, no. Toad, Eddie and I would love to fill in, 159 00:08:16,856 --> 00:08:18,798 - but neither of us drum. - Neither do we. 160 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:20,800 We're meant to practise but get pissed instead. 161 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:22,602 I'm not that sort of show-offy person. 162 00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:24,444 No offence, but my Instagram's private. 163 00:08:24,544 --> 00:08:27,767 I hid in the lost property bin to avoid doing the nativity. 164 00:08:27,867 --> 00:08:31,531 Girls, we have made the official line-up for the first time ever this year 165 00:08:31,631 --> 00:08:33,573 unlike like those rank Hoppers. 166 00:08:33,673 --> 00:08:35,675 We need the numbers. 167 00:08:37,236 --> 00:08:39,018 Fuck it. 168 00:08:39,118 --> 00:08:41,120 Let's Wench. 169 00:08:42,722 --> 00:08:45,465 ♪ Yeah, I'm going harder Than a genius going stupid ♪ 170 00:08:45,565 --> 00:08:47,587 ♪ Stop trying to break me, doofus ♪ 171 00:08:47,687 --> 00:08:50,269 ♪ I'm stronger than 100 bazookas In the hand ♪ 172 00:08:50,369 --> 00:08:52,351 ♪ There's some shooters or verrucas ♪ 173 00:08:52,451 --> 00:08:55,555 Mike's so dramatic when he's on his own with the kids. 174 00:08:55,655 --> 00:08:59,038 He called me in tears last week because one of them ate a daisy. 175 00:08:59,138 --> 00:09:02,482 No parent's able to tell me one good thing about parenting, honestly. 176 00:09:02,582 --> 00:09:05,244 - They'll look after you when you're old. - Like fuck they will. 177 00:09:05,344 --> 00:09:06,766 That's a lie peddled by Mothercare 178 00:09:06,866 --> 00:09:08,247 and the IVF industrial complex. 179 00:09:08,347 --> 00:09:10,009 - Mothercare shut down. - It's not for me. 180 00:09:10,109 --> 00:09:11,931 Me neither. Eddie? 181 00:09:12,031 --> 00:09:15,054 - Hm? - Do you want kids? 182 00:09:15,154 --> 00:09:17,256 - Er... Yeah. - Do you? 183 00:09:17,356 --> 00:09:20,059 - Yeah. - You have never said that before. 184 00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:21,781 I wasn't sure, but I do. 185 00:09:21,881 --> 00:09:23,663 When Anya asked you to hold Mercury, 186 00:09:23,763 --> 00:09:25,505 you said you had bartender's elbow, 187 00:09:25,605 --> 00:09:28,347 - which is not a real thing. - Maggie. I want kids, OK? 188 00:09:28,447 --> 00:09:30,950 You don't get to decide if I do or don't. 189 00:09:31,050 --> 00:09:33,392 - I know. - You've come to the right festival, babe. 190 00:09:33,492 --> 00:09:37,076 Ostara's all about fertility. All you need to do is catch a sacred leaf 191 00:09:37,176 --> 00:09:39,378 thrown into the crowd by the god and goddess. 192 00:09:42,662 --> 00:09:45,805 - I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be... - It's cool. 193 00:09:45,905 --> 00:09:47,246 I was just... 194 00:09:47,346 --> 00:09:49,288 I just didn't know that. I wasn't being... 195 00:09:49,388 --> 00:09:51,811 I'm just really stressed at the minute. 196 00:09:51,911 --> 00:09:54,834 Look, I know. Look, look at me. 197 00:09:56,515 --> 00:09:59,819 I need you to trust me today. 198 00:09:59,919 --> 00:10:03,502 Let me show you a good time. Let me be the captain 199 00:10:03,602 --> 00:10:06,826 of the party boat and I swear to you now, 200 00:10:06,926 --> 00:10:08,988 if you come to me at the end 201 00:10:09,088 --> 00:10:11,270 and say you didn't have any fun, 202 00:10:11,370 --> 00:10:14,313 I will never ask to captain the party boat again. 203 00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:17,036 - I'm just not in the mood. - Pretend! 204 00:10:17,136 --> 00:10:19,438 Pretend to have a good time. 205 00:10:19,538 --> 00:10:22,041 If you do it for long enough it'll become real. 206 00:10:22,141 --> 00:10:24,163 Trust me, I've been doing it for years. 207 00:10:24,263 --> 00:10:26,726 What are you doing? 208 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:28,828 Weed gummies for the lady. 209 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:33,332 Oh. 210 00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:35,615 - Fuck me, these are welded in. - Here, take this. 211 00:10:35,715 --> 00:10:37,717 OK. Thank you. 212 00:10:43,923 --> 00:10:46,605 God, it's like they've put a child lock on these. 213 00:10:53,132 --> 00:10:55,134 Ooo. 214 00:10:59,338 --> 00:11:01,240 Good? Come on, girls. 215 00:11:01,340 --> 00:11:04,483 - We've got Pagan shit to do. - Take these. Give me my phone. 216 00:11:04,583 --> 00:11:06,585 Let's go. 217 00:12:15,855 --> 00:12:17,997 Anya? - You all right? 218 00:12:18,097 --> 00:12:19,879 What the fuck are you doing here? 219 00:12:19,979 --> 00:12:22,762 I'm the High Priestess of the Order of Gaia, Peckham chapter. 220 00:12:22,862 --> 00:12:25,685 Do you want a fly? They're made of liquorice. 221 00:12:35,795 --> 00:12:37,797 Mmm. 222 00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:49,869 May your day be filled with blessings, 223 00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:52,651 like the sun that lights the sky. 224 00:12:53,692 --> 00:12:58,297 And may you always have the courage to spread your wings... 225 00:12:59,298 --> 00:13:01,300 and fly. 226 00:13:10,349 --> 00:13:11,811 I think I just met God. 227 00:13:11,911 --> 00:13:14,613 I swear that's my old driving instructor. 228 00:13:14,713 --> 00:13:17,296 - Shit, it's sacred leaf time already. 229 00:13:17,396 --> 00:13:20,319 Shove Lily to the front. She's on her second round of IVF. 230 00:13:24,643 --> 00:13:26,025 Come on, girls. 231 00:13:30,289 --> 00:13:33,112 Oh, my God, those were some powerful gummies. 232 00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:35,795 Thanks for dragging me here. It's fucking cool. 233 00:13:35,895 --> 00:13:37,596 You never see wizards in London. 234 00:13:37,696 --> 00:13:39,698 Oh God. It's that demon child again. 235 00:13:41,540 --> 00:13:43,803 Kids in fancy dress are freaky. Shouldn't be allowed. 236 00:13:45,504 --> 00:13:47,506 Oh! 237 00:13:49,428 --> 00:13:52,331 Oh, that is a lot of fertility leaves. 238 00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:54,934 Well, I'm 33. Fuck knows what's going on in there. 239 00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:58,677 It's probably all echoey and dusty, like a haunted attic. 240 00:13:59,598 --> 00:14:01,720 You're thinking you wanna have kids soon? 241 00:14:03,162 --> 00:14:05,144 With Jonah. 242 00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:07,066 I know, you don't like him. 243 00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:10,189 No, it's not about me not liking him. 244 00:14:10,289 --> 00:14:12,872 If he was a good person who made you happy, 245 00:14:12,972 --> 00:14:15,314 I'd just fake it and pretend to be interested 246 00:14:15,414 --> 00:14:16,876 when we talk about Burning Man. 247 00:14:16,976 --> 00:14:18,397 But... 248 00:14:18,497 --> 00:14:21,160 he doesn't deserve you, Eddie. 249 00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:23,843 He's controlling and patronising and manipulative 250 00:14:23,943 --> 00:14:28,087 and it's like he just doesn't care that his natural deodorant doesn't work. 251 00:14:28,187 --> 00:14:32,211 And you are perfect. The most perfect, special angel girl. 252 00:14:32,311 --> 00:14:35,094 You deserve to be with someone like Harry Styles. 253 00:14:35,194 --> 00:14:37,196 Jonah. He's... 254 00:14:37,796 --> 00:14:39,798 He's not even Liam Payne. 255 00:14:43,362 --> 00:14:45,564 He's offered to buy Jay's half of the bar. 256 00:14:47,206 --> 00:14:50,589 Oh. Wow. 257 00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:53,993 And I can't lose Wet Mouth. It's my whole fucking life. 258 00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:57,016 So I just... I need you to back whatever decision I make. 259 00:15:01,420 --> 00:15:05,124 Although Jonah hasn't replied to my last five texts, so... 260 00:15:05,224 --> 00:15:07,326 Maybe he changed his mind. 261 00:15:07,426 --> 00:15:10,009 Girls. We're on in five minutes. Hurry up. 262 00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,111 Come on. 263 00:15:18,837 --> 00:15:20,839 Maybe we're secretly amazing drummers. 264 00:15:30,209 --> 00:15:32,631 I think I know why Jonah never texted you back. 265 00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:34,193 - What? - I said, 266 00:15:34,293 --> 00:15:36,555 "I know why Jonah hasn't text you back." 267 00:15:36,655 --> 00:15:39,438 Girls 12 o'clock. The Hoppers are here. 268 00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:42,081 - What are you on about? - Nasty little tarts. 269 00:15:42,181 --> 00:15:44,303 What are they doing? 270 00:15:45,104 --> 00:15:47,006 - Maggie. - I blocked his number. 271 00:15:47,106 --> 00:15:49,388 - You what? - I blocked his number on your phone. 272 00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:57,016 - Oi! This is our fucking drum slot. - You did what? 273 00:15:57,116 --> 00:15:59,899 Didn't know he offered money. I wanted to get him away. 274 00:15:59,999 --> 00:16:02,861 Put those drums down before we batter you with them. 275 00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:05,124 I cannot fucking believe this. 276 00:16:05,844 --> 00:16:08,027 No, no, Eddie, wait. 277 00:16:08,127 --> 00:16:10,609 Oi! Are you Maggie Donovan? 278 00:16:11,490 --> 00:16:12,952 - Yes. - I knew it. 279 00:16:13,052 --> 00:16:15,034 You're the bitch who shagged my cousin's husband. 280 00:16:15,134 --> 00:16:18,637 No, I live in London. I don't know your cousin. 281 00:16:18,737 --> 00:16:20,039 Alison Shaw. 282 00:16:20,139 --> 00:16:22,801 - What the fuck, James? - I dunno. 283 00:16:22,901 --> 00:16:24,723 Oh yeah, I did do that. 284 00:16:24,823 --> 00:16:29,608 Hey. You know what? You lot picked the perfect costume. 285 00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:32,972 Because everyone knows rabbits are nature's slags. 286 00:16:35,834 --> 00:16:36,855 Oh! 287 00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:02,621 Get off! 288 00:17:07,066 --> 00:17:08,727 Jonah, I'm so sorry. Maggie... 289 00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:11,730 It's too late, Theodora. You've destroyed our future. 290 00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:13,832 I can't trust you. 291 00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:15,975 I need to protect my heart 292 00:17:16,075 --> 00:17:18,978 and my financial assets. And... 293 00:17:19,078 --> 00:17:21,660 Jonah, babe, do you have any organic lube? 294 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,662 Who the fuck is that? 295 00:17:23,762 --> 00:17:25,824 You abandoned me, Theodora. 296 00:17:25,924 --> 00:17:29,949 - Yeah, for like six hours. - It felt like longer. 297 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:33,112 You know what? Fuck you and and fuck her. 298 00:17:33,212 --> 00:17:35,955 She's welcome to you and your manipulative bullshit 299 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,117 and your multiple strains of HPV. 300 00:17:38,217 --> 00:17:39,878 I don't need any of it. 301 00:17:39,978 --> 00:17:43,542 I hope you get Ebola and die. 302 00:17:48,587 --> 00:17:50,669 Oh, you fucking want some? 303 00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:58,277 Ohh. 304 00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:02,881 Pigs! 305 00:18:05,204 --> 00:18:07,146 What's going on here? 306 00:18:07,246 --> 00:18:09,548 - Nothing. - You appear to be strangling this lady. 307 00:18:09,648 --> 00:18:12,311 Well, I'm not, am I? 308 00:18:12,411 --> 00:18:13,952 Assuming you have the appropriate permits 309 00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,274 to have this gathering here? 310 00:18:15,374 --> 00:18:17,276 Son! 311 00:18:17,376 --> 00:18:21,180 Mother Gaia does not issue permits for the use of her Earth. 312 00:18:22,221 --> 00:18:27,286 Our permit is the sun in the sky, the grass beneath our feet. 313 00:18:27,386 --> 00:18:33,332 The birth of spring as it happens right in front of our eyes. 314 00:18:33,432 --> 00:18:36,275 Nature cannot be policed. 315 00:18:37,276 --> 00:18:41,019 So, if you come round here again asking about permits, Gary, 316 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:45,744 you'll be back to moving trolleys around Morrisons' car park before Bonfire Night. 317 00:18:45,844 --> 00:18:47,926 Your dad still owes me 50 quid, remember? 318 00:18:48,847 --> 00:18:50,749 Off you pop. 319 00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:59,438 I told you Hoppers to steer clear of The Wenches! 320 00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:02,981 Now piss off before I bar you from next year's festival. 321 00:19:05,184 --> 00:19:07,186 Bye! 322 00:19:07,626 --> 00:19:10,209 Fuck off back to the Playboy Mansion. 323 00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:21,400 There is so much life in you. 324 00:19:26,805 --> 00:19:28,107 Uh-huh. 325 00:19:28,207 --> 00:19:30,669 Thank you so much. 326 00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:33,192 I genuinely thought they were gonna murder me. 327 00:19:33,292 --> 00:19:35,073 It was just instinct. 328 00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:36,955 OK, I've got two weed gummies left. 329 00:19:37,055 --> 00:19:39,478 We can go and decompress by the druid fire altar. 330 00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:41,580 You're fucking kidding, right? 331 00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:46,905 I just lost the only possibility at saving my bar and it's all your fault. 332 00:19:47,626 --> 00:19:49,528 Maggie, any time you try and help 333 00:19:49,628 --> 00:19:52,291 everything goes to shit. 334 00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:54,893 I don't need you. I don't need Jonah. 335 00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:57,916 I'm the only one that can take care of me. I just... 336 00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:01,199 I just need some space, Maggie. 337 00:20:13,532 --> 00:20:15,534 You all right, babe? 338 00:20:18,136 --> 00:20:20,819 Come on. I'm parked behind The Tarrier. 339 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:44,703 ♪ Right on time ♪ 340 00:20:44,803 --> 00:20:47,746 ♪ Set me free, don't wait ♪ 341 00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:50,729 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 342 00:20:56,735 --> 00:20:59,278 ♪ Soul on fire ♪ 343 00:20:59,378 --> 00:21:02,160 ♪ Baby say my name ♪ 344 00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:05,063 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 345 00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:13,412 ♪ You can say what you want But I already know ♪ 346 00:21:13,512 --> 00:21:17,996 ♪ Our body is breaking down To a single beat ♪ 347 00:21:24,563 --> 00:21:26,565 Oooh no. 348 00:21:47,145 --> 00:21:51,129 Fucking... Pagan... magic! 349 00:21:51,229 --> 00:21:52,851 Argh! 350 00:21:52,951 --> 00:21:56,094 ♪ I got what you want, babe ♪ 351 00:21:56,194 --> 00:21:59,298 ♪ I got what you need, son ♪ 352 00:21:59,398 --> 00:22:02,661 ♪ I got what you want, babe ♪ 353 00:22:02,761 --> 00:22:06,024 ♪ I got what you need, son ♪ 354 00:22:06,124 --> 00:22:09,187 ♪ I got what you want, babe ♪ 355 00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:12,150 ♪ I got what you need, son ♪ 356 00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:15,554 ♪ I got what you want, babe ♪ 357 00:22:15,654 --> 00:22:17,976 ♪ I got what you need... ♪ 28237

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