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♪ Sky is grey ♪
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♪ Sand is grey ♪
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♪ And the ocean is grey ♪
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♪ I feel right at home ♪
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There's my ray of sunshine.
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Love what you've done with the place.
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- ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- No.
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It's too sad.
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That's enough photos from 2010.
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No! I was so happy then.
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No, you weren't Maggie.
You were just on pills.
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Look, Eddie.
Look at Johnny.
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He's my only fit ex and he was rich.
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Remember he bought me
an iPod Nano just because?
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He was boring though, Mags.
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You caught up on emails
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whilst he went down on you.
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I think he might be my husband.
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- Does he still have the fringe?
- Yes, but it's been updated.
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He lives in Battersea now
and he loves cycling, telling people
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where he cycled
and how long it took.
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What does he do now?
What do posh men do?
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I feel like it's only ever finance
or something really, really dumb.
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That adult ball pit thing you hate.
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Not Balls To The Wall?
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- He owns that.
- Ugh, that fucking sucks.
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Yeah, but he's so normal and sane.
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His parents are still together, by choice.
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Not because they couldn't decide who
should keep the Aga like Ryan's parents.
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I got you doughnuts because you
think cupcakes are for...
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Noughties gender reveals.
You are correct.
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You are my tiny baby and I love you.
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Ohh.
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Aw, mmm...
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Erm... I don't wanna go anymore,
by the way.
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What?
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You said all you wanted for your birthday
was a gentle evening
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supermarket sweep through TK Maxx.
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I know, but...
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I'll celebrate my 30th
when I have something to celebrate.
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Speaking of which, I think The Furlong
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are gonna drop my play, so...
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Missed six or seven calls from my agent.
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OK, but I swung by the Maxx yesterday
and they had a lot of new stock delivered.
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- Loads of kitchen stuff.
- Really?
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Mm-hm.
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God, if I could finally get
a big Le Creuset,
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things might really turn around for me.
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Let's do it.
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Did you know that every year one
Faberge egg gets hidden in a TK Maxx
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somewhere in the world
and it gets sold for 19.99?
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That can't be true.
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It's true. I read all
of the TK Maxx Subreddit.
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- Why are we here?
- I'm grabbing some bags for life
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in case we hit the jackpot
in the candle aisle.
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- Wait.
- You OK?
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I just thought I saw a... you know.
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Oh, my God. Get an exterminator, like.
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I can't afford it
and my method is working.
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Happy Birthday!
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OK, go mingle. Maggie will be ready
to party in no time.
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Before you freak out, can I just show you
all the cool shit I've done?
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Come on, look, look, look, look.
Custom cocktails.
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A photo booth. You love a photo booth.
And, and, and, got...
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Him off of eBay.
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- Ohh...
- Maggie!
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Do you remember
when you had Norovirus at Bestival?
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I got you adult nappies
so you didn't miss Elton John.
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If you can do that, you can do this.
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Eddie, I know we've wanted to throw
a Love Actually party for years,
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but this could not be worse timing.
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- Just because you're in a funk.
- It's not a funk.
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- It's a mood disorder.
- Sorry, I know.
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If you stay at home alone
on your birthday you're gonna regret it.
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I know you will.
And I promise, we're gonna have fun.
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I will do one hour. That is it.
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Yes, my darling.
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So if you are Laura Lee...
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does that make me
her brother who has a mental illness?
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It's what we always said we'd do.
Klent, go!
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Oh Jesus, no. What are you doing?
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I've got her. Get her arms.
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Trust me, we're gonna have so much fun.
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We're there. See, you look so good.
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Happy birthday, Maggie.
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Oh, everything OK?
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Oh yeah. Peachy.
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I thought you said
you'd gotten rid of that smell?
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Have you not been getting any
of my texts, calls?
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I've been busy. Me and Lauren
went on a survivalist weekend
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in Bury St Edmunds.
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Oh good, my mother is here.
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Lauren, can you get a round,
tell him to put it on my tab?
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Thanks for dressing up.
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Well, I'm Colin Firth, or whatever.
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So? What were you doing
sniffing around the bar the other day?
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- I'm allowed to look around.
- With a surveyor?
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Fine. Look, this business
is not making money.
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- Like, any money.
- It's just a dry spell.
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I need it to. I've got
a big project I'm working on.
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- The fucking apocalypse bunker.
- You wouldn't understand.
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You never read the articles I send.
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Jay. You need money
for crossbows and Spam?
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I'll get you money for crossbows and Spam.
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I've found a way to bring in
a bit more revenue.
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Ever heard of Balls To The Wall?
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- The adult ball pit thing.
- Correct.
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I know the guy that owns it.
They don't have a Dalston branch.
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I happen to know
that we have a basement that is empty.
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Anyway, I invited him here tonight.
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You invited the balls guy
to the Love Actually party?
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Impressed?
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I've gotta go now.
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Lauren, her hands are too small
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to hold a pint glass.
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Will, why are you a worm?
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I'm an eel. On Colin Firth's leg. Look.
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- Are you all right?
- It's just Jay.
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Is there anything I can do?
Literally anything.
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If you say anything, I'll do it.
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Can I have a Martini Freeman
on the rocks?
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Coming right up.
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Sorry, sorry.
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I'm fine, Mum. I'm just in costume
as someone not doing well.
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Maggie, I went to your flat.
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- When?
- This morning.
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You were asleep.
Didn't want to wake you.
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You were fine with breaking and entering.
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- You're not taking your lithium.
- Shh, yes I am.
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- No, you're not. I counted the pills.
- What?
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That is very fucked up.
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Why aren't you taking them?
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Can we just talk about this another time?
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But you don't answer my calls.
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Mum, I can't take the pills.
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It fucks with my ability
to write and think.
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Like wrapping your brain in cotton wool.
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I can't live like that.
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You can't stop taking them,
willy-nilly.
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I've got a plan, Mum? Trust me.
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Oh, great costumes, ladies.
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Thanks, Eddie. Lynn hasn't seen the film,
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but she did what she could
from Google Images.
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Now. What time is food being served?
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Erm... We're not doing food.
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Auntie Lynn gets anaemic after six.
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Well, while we recover from that,
I'm just gonna go to the loo.
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Come on, Lynn.
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Hey. Haven't seen any
of our little guests, have you?
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Eddie, this is really very heavy.
Can you please move?
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Get behind the bar.
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- Maggie!
- Maggie!
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Oh. Hi. Thanks for coming, Anya.
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- And Owen.
- And Owen.
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Guess who we are.
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Chance would be a fine thing, eh?
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Oh. I can't believe you haven't met
Mercury yet.
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We're really hoping to see you
at the placenta ceremony.
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Oh, yeah. Sorry,
I'm not really a baby person
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Mercury's not like other babies.
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He's incredibly insightful.
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God, this place hasn't changed a bit.
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How much time did we spend here?
It smells a lot less... pungent.
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- Mags.
- Oh.
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So nice to see you out and about.
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Ryan, she hasn't had a hip replacement.
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No, I know, I just... Eddie says
that you're feeling a bit down.
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Look. I totally get it.
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I was a wreck last year
after my cheekbones migrated.
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Right. I'm about to piss myself.
So, if you don't mind, I'm just gonna...
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Oh, not the engaged girlies.
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BRB. I gotta... Excuse me. Bye. Bye.
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Klent!
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Come on, for fuck's sake.
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It was only two!
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- Get her!
- What?
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
Ow! What the fuck?
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- That was nowhere near an hour.
- I can't do it, Eddie.
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I just got accosted by Tiffany rings.
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Please, please let me go home.
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Maggie,
I'm not trying to torture you.
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I know you feel like shit,
but if you stay home alone
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on your birthday
it'll make you feel worse,
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and I can't bear the thought of it, OK?
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Everyone in there loves you.
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Come back in.
I promise you'll start to feel better.
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And if anyone else pisses you off,
I'll lock them in the rat hotel.
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OK, fine.
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Will you kindly ask Klent to get off me
before I elbow him in the mouth?
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Anya, you can't smoke in here.
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Why not?
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What is this, a crime or something?
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Hey, Maggie!
- Yeee... hi.
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Ooo.
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I need you little freaks
to shut this party down.
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Happy birthday!
- Oh, yeah. Feliz navidad.
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And now we wait.
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No, this toilet is blocked by a ghost.
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- It's Ryan!
- Yeah, the ghost doesn't know who that is.
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Maggie, I have mushroom oil.
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OK, I am all for realism,
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but you could've at least
washed your hair.
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No, no, pretend to be a ghost.
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- It's Anya!.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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Oh, fabulous. I found the gap.
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Give Mama Anya
a little line, kind sir.
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No, Anya. Nobody cool does coke anymore.
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Michael Gove ruined it.
We are on the mushroom oil.
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- How chic. Where'd you get it?
- That visual artist I dated.
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- Graham?
- Yeah.
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Did he give your printer back?
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No, but did me a favour.
Ink's so expensive.
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I'm ready to head back out, actually.
But thank you for the loud talking.
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- Erm, Eddie...
- I'm not teaching you
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how to pour a Guinness again.
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We've encountered some issues
at the hotel.
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Have the guests left the compound?
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Biz, this is such bad timing.
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Is that Johnny?
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Haven't seen him since Maggie
made us joined the hunt for Raoul Moat.
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What's your rat-trapping knowledge like?
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Oh, Jesus Christ, no.
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I cannot believe it!
God, Johnny looked fit.
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He's beautiful. I'd like to curl up
on his lap like a little cat.
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Swap costumes with me.
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- No.
- Yes.
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- No.
- Yes.
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No. Get off.
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- Ow.
- You made me walk around this party
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like a convicted Tube groper,
knowing you'd invited Johnny.
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Maggie, I'm sorry,
but there are more pressing issues.
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Hotel Ratatouille has had a breakout.
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Oh, really?
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Could not be worse timing.
Jay's gonna fucking kill me.
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God, he still looks like a Roman statue
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and I haven't changed my underwear
in three days.
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This costume is so hot.
What did he make out of? Roof insulation?
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- Take your tentacles off.
- No, I just need the mushrooms to kick in.
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Hi.
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Hey. Good to see you.
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How have you been?
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Yeah, yeah, amazing. Yeah.
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- The writing's going really well.
- That's good to hear.
244
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:33,632
You're not doing any more,
you know... nasty stuff.
245
00:13:33,732 --> 00:13:38,357
Ah, no.
No, that, that was the the old me.
246
00:13:38,457 --> 00:13:39,638
That's good to hear.
247
00:13:42,301 --> 00:13:44,303
You know, I think about you often.
248
00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:47,566
- Oh...
- Johnny!
249
00:13:47,666 --> 00:13:50,609
Eddie! Oh my goodness,
thank you so much for the invite.
250
00:13:50,709 --> 00:13:53,813
I remember you talking about
throwing this party back in the day.
251
00:13:53,913 --> 00:13:56,575
- You know my brother Jay, right?
- Don't think we've met, no.
252
00:13:56,675 --> 00:13:58,737
- We haven't.
- We own the bar together.
253
00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:00,860
We have done ever since Dad passed away.
254
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,903
Couldn't bear to sell it, so I quit uni,
became a landlord.
255
00:14:04,003 --> 00:14:07,827
and then in 2015,
we won Hackney Online's Bar of the Year.
256
00:14:07,927 --> 00:14:09,789
Wow. That's incredible.
257
00:14:09,889 --> 00:14:12,031
You know
what the nightlife industry is like.
258
00:14:12,131 --> 00:14:13,993
Certainly do.
259
00:14:14,093 --> 00:14:16,095
How's it all going?
260
00:14:17,016 --> 00:14:21,720
- I'm a Gatwick boy, myself.
- What the fuck was that? Truffle oil?
261
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,883
- Give it some time.
- I don't have time.
262
00:14:23,983 --> 00:14:25,764
If it doesn't kick in soon,
263
00:14:25,864 --> 00:14:28,607
I'll fake a burst ovarian cyst
to get out of this fucking party.
264
00:14:28,707 --> 00:14:32,771
I'll give you more if you promise to take
your upper lip sweat elsewhere.
265
00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:34,873
Ah-ah-ah...
266
00:14:43,402 --> 00:14:46,665
It seems weird that Balls To The Wall
doesn't have a Dalston branch.
267
00:14:46,765 --> 00:14:48,507
We've actually been looking
around Hackney Wick.
268
00:14:48,607 --> 00:14:49,869
Oh, Hackney, Wick is actually
269
00:14:49,969 --> 00:14:51,470
the murder capital of East London.
270
00:14:51,570 --> 00:14:54,753
Is it? There's so many yoga studios there.
271
00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:58,897
We have a great basement here at
Wet Mouth, just sitting around empty.
272
00:15:03,662 --> 00:15:07,226
Sorry. One sec.
Jay, tell Johnny about the basement.
273
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:11,891
You've seen a basement before, right?
274
00:15:11,991 --> 00:15:13,732
- There are rats everywhere.
- Shut up.
275
00:15:13,832 --> 00:15:15,774
OK.
276
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,876
Whatever it takes.
277
00:15:22,201 --> 00:15:24,703
Does the music need to be this loud?
278
00:15:24,803 --> 00:15:27,426
- Elaine has thin eardrums.
- OK, well go tell Eddie that.
279
00:15:27,526 --> 00:15:30,589
And it's so dark. I can't see a thing.
280
00:15:30,689 --> 00:15:33,792
Elaine stood on someone's foot
and she swore blind it was a rat.
281
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:36,795
I said, "Elaine,
it will have been a brown loafer."
282
00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:39,398
Her night vision has been...
283
00:15:39,498 --> 00:15:41,500
Shh...
284
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:44,143
Mum.
285
00:15:44,743 --> 00:15:47,666
Everything is going to work out.
286
00:15:51,110 --> 00:15:53,112
I can feel it.
287
00:15:53,432 --> 00:15:55,794
[Too Lost In You by Sugababes
plays in background]
288
00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:03,622
These little guys almost gate-crashed
the party.
289
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,169
What?
290
00:16:10,529 --> 00:16:12,511
I said trap.
291
00:16:12,611 --> 00:16:14,613
Not kill.
292
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,935
You don't understand, man.
293
00:16:17,736 --> 00:16:19,398
You weren't there.
294
00:16:19,498 --> 00:16:20,719
What did I miss?
295
00:16:20,819 --> 00:16:22,281
It'd be a good idea
296
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:25,044
for my team to come here
and look at your basement.
297
00:16:25,144 --> 00:16:27,646
I can really see my balls in here.
298
00:16:27,746 --> 00:16:31,410
Let me get a round in.
Champers all round, yeah?
299
00:16:31,510 --> 00:16:33,652
Can't believe he thinks
this place sells champagne.
300
00:16:33,752 --> 00:16:36,415
- Could you not just be impressed?
- Fine.
301
00:16:36,515 --> 00:16:41,860
You did good.
I... underestimated you.
302
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,063
God. Can I have that in writing?
303
00:16:44,163 --> 00:16:45,985
You need to help me!
304
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,969
Argh!
305
00:16:52,371 --> 00:16:53,872
I can't.
306
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:56,875
They are just living beings like you or I.
307
00:17:03,502 --> 00:17:05,504
No, no, no, no...
308
00:17:08,107 --> 00:17:10,149
Oh, gotta go. My surprise is here.
309
00:17:13,192 --> 00:17:16,435
Eddie. I've had an epin...
310
00:17:17,476 --> 00:17:18,537
An epiphany?
311
00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:21,780
I think Johnny is my soulmate.
312
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,822
We got together when we were so young,
313
00:17:23,922 --> 00:17:27,686
but now we're older and we're like
ready for each other, you know?
314
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:34,153
OK, maybe. But I did hear
that he's engaged to a hair model.
315
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:38,677
- But love is an open door.
- That's a song from Frozen.
316
00:17:38,777 --> 00:17:42,041
Watch Maggie for me.
I'm gonna get the surprise.
317
00:17:42,141 --> 00:17:43,962
Mushrooms clearly don't work on me.
318
00:17:44,062 --> 00:17:46,725
Can't believe nobody takes
class As anymore.
319
00:17:46,825 --> 00:17:50,229
Had to nick this out of Ryan's pocket
whilst he snogs the arrivals board.
320
00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:53,872
He's being so stingy with it.
321
00:17:56,635 --> 00:17:59,798
Just hold my hands
so my fingers don't get stolen.
322
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,362
Shouldn't have given you that.
323
00:18:05,364 --> 00:18:08,006
I'm truly sorry
for what's about to happen.
324
00:18:14,413 --> 00:18:18,997
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
325
00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:23,642
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
326
00:18:23,742 --> 00:18:30,089
♪ Happy birthday dear Maggie ♪
327
00:18:30,189 --> 00:18:36,455
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
328
00:18:40,359 --> 00:18:42,361
You haven't aged.
329
00:18:42,761 --> 00:18:44,763
Your hand's soaking wet.
330
00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:47,526
Make a wish.
331
00:18:50,209 --> 00:18:53,352
- Oh my God, so sorry Joanna Page.
332
00:18:53,452 --> 00:18:55,454
Just Jo is fine.
333
00:18:56,735 --> 00:18:58,036
Speech.
334
00:18:59,418 --> 00:19:01,420
Oh, OK.
335
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:06,024
Wow. Wowee.
336
00:19:07,426 --> 00:19:09,428
What a night.
337
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:14,813
What can I say except
love is an open door
338
00:19:14,913 --> 00:19:18,156
and through that door came all of you.
339
00:19:19,638 --> 00:19:21,640
My friends.
340
00:19:22,641 --> 00:19:24,643
My family.
341
00:19:26,845 --> 00:19:29,968
Maybe even a soulmate.
342
00:19:33,452 --> 00:19:37,996
Because we're all connected, aren't we?
343
00:19:38,096 --> 00:19:43,282
We all... we all came
from that fish with a tail.
344
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:46,705
I think... I think she had legs.
345
00:19:48,066 --> 00:19:53,592
She walked out of the sea and she made us.
346
00:19:55,874 --> 00:20:02,200
Every being on this Earth,
me and you.
347
00:20:04,563 --> 00:20:06,565
Even this little guy.
348
00:20:08,487 --> 00:20:11,230
Even this rat deserves love.
349
00:20:11,330 --> 00:20:14,253
For God's sake, Maggie, put the rat down.
OK.
350
00:20:27,065 --> 00:20:32,691
♪ There's no beginning,
There'll be no end ♪
351
00:20:32,791 --> 00:20:38,717
♪ 'Cause on Christmas
You can depend ♪
352
00:20:49,247 --> 00:20:52,411
- That fucking rat bit me.
- I'll get you a tetanus jab.
353
00:20:53,732 --> 00:20:55,794
I've told you over and over, Eddie.
354
00:20:55,894 --> 00:20:59,117
If it seemed like things
were going downhill, you were to call me.
355
00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:01,240
She was just upset about the play.
356
00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:04,283
She's not taking her lithium.
You know that, don't you?
357
00:21:04,383 --> 00:21:07,446
Can we stop talking about me
like I'm not sat right here?
358
00:21:07,546 --> 00:21:09,888
We need you in with
Doctor Goulding tomorrow morning
359
00:21:09,988 --> 00:21:12,811
- and back on the medication.
- No, no way.
360
00:21:12,911 --> 00:21:15,734
I hate it and can do without it.
Just need time.
361
00:21:15,834 --> 00:21:19,578
- Absolutely not.
- Gillian. She's an adult.
362
00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:21,860
If she wants to come off it, she can.
363
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:26,545
Maybe she just needs us all to,
you know, support her.
364
00:21:26,645 --> 00:21:30,809
Eddie. You're a bartender,
not a psychiatrist.
365
00:21:31,450 --> 00:21:32,951
Come on, Elaine.
366
00:21:33,051 --> 00:21:34,913
If you won't listen to me,
I'll save my breath.
367
00:21:38,857 --> 00:21:41,219
- Jay, I'm so sorry.
- We're selling the bar.
368
00:21:41,860 --> 00:21:43,882
It's over, Eddie.
369
00:21:43,982 --> 00:21:45,984
No, no, Jay, wait.
370
00:21:48,947 --> 00:21:51,290
My fiancee Aurora
is actually a Reiki healer.
371
00:21:51,390 --> 00:21:53,392
I think she could really help you.
372
00:21:55,193 --> 00:21:57,996
- I thought she was a hair model.
- Yes, she does both.
373
00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:01,279
I'll get her to DM you.
374
00:22:11,810 --> 00:22:13,632
Did you invite my ex-boyfriend
375
00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:16,955
to my non-consensual birthday party
for a business meeting?
376
00:22:17,055 --> 00:22:19,698
Did you open the door to the rat hotel?
377
00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:24,102
Cancel each other out?
378
00:22:24,583 --> 00:22:26,585
Yeah.
379
00:22:30,389 --> 00:22:32,451
The rats told me I'm past it.
380
00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:36,615
Can you believe that?
You don't know me!
381
00:22:36,715 --> 00:22:38,256
Great party, girls.
382
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:46,425
- Jay's selling the bar.
- That's what he thinks.
383
00:22:46,525 --> 00:22:49,227
- Why didn't you tell me?
- Because I'll fix it.
384
00:22:49,327 --> 00:22:51,350
I always fix it. I fix problems.
385
00:22:51,450 --> 00:22:53,492
And you... have them.
386
00:22:58,737 --> 00:23:00,158
Great party, right?
387
00:23:00,258 --> 00:23:03,702
Oh, yeah,
one for the Facebook album.
388
00:23:04,983 --> 00:23:07,686
♪ Life of the party
You're outta body ♪
389
00:23:07,786 --> 00:23:11,049
♪ Got hands in your heart
And hearts in your hallway ♪
390
00:23:11,149 --> 00:23:13,572
♪ Fairly certain I'm important ♪
391
00:23:13,672 --> 00:23:16,855
♪ I've an arm and a leg in the doorway ♪
392
00:23:16,955 --> 00:23:21,660
♪ What's the point?
Give it up, you're outta your head ♪
393
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:26,445
♪ Now you're old enough
Aching joints give you up ♪
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