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Ridiculous!

How could my notorious Helford Knights be destroyed by...

...just three people?

Let's settle this... leader against leader.

There! All done!

That sure ended rather quickly.

I'm kinda disappointed! Isn't there anyone with some backbone?

All right, you guys. Let's head out!

What's the matter?

It felt like I was being watched...

Wait, could it be...?

A beautiful girl has fallen in love with the pretty and talented me?

Shall we go?

Good work you two.

Where are you, my beautiful girl?!

Meow, meow, meow!

I wonder if they'll be able to entertain me?

"Despair for the Future"

Here's a display of our current progress.

I thought we've been doing really good, but...

We haven't even reached 10% yet.

I could cry...

Doesn't seeing this make you feel like it's all worth it?

Uh, no...

You know what?

Why isn't there a bonus stage where we can knock out a few ten thousand?

There won't be anything that convenient.

But doesn't a million seem impossible without something like that?

That's definitely something you shouldn't be saying.

I guess we'll just have to take it slow and steady.

There's over 900,000 left...

If we go out and break like ten a day, that's uh...

About 267 years.

Oh, okay! Come on, let's do it!

I could cry...

Those Helford Knights were wiped out by just three of them.

We can't ignore it and think this problem will go away.

The six of them have already broken Excaliburs in the thousands.

They must be dealt with.

Then what should we do?

It might be one of us that are done in by them next!

If it's truly their mission to break every Excalibur there is,

they will come for us at some point.

Do we cower in their shadow or face them with everything we've got?

Or perhaps we abandon everything and surrender our Excaliburs to them?

If only it was just the six of them...

What do you mean?

Not long ago, Fortune-Teller Arthur said...

I see it... Another mighty shadow approaches.

One with a dazzling sword... A power to be feared...

A mighty shadow? A power to be feared?

Wh-What is it?!

The shadow engulfs everything...

The past, the future...

A power such that none can rebel.

A ruthless power that reduces everything to nothing...

Another mighty shadow, you say?!

Y-You don't think they've gained a new ally?

They're out of control as it is!

They're monsters that defeated 10,000 Arthurs with just six of them!

What can we possibly do if they get even stronger?!

We must hurry. The time has come for us to act!

Sheesh! It's the same thing again!

It's all that happens these days...

The moment we show up, they drop their Excaliburs and run.

Well, that makes it easy for us.

Easy, huh?

It would be great if that's all it is...

What kind of Arthur abandons their Excalibur without putting up a fight?

They have no shame.

You've got that right! They're a disgrace to Arthurs!

But don't you think it strange?

Everyone we come across keeps running away...

True...

They just realized how strong we are!

Man, being this strong is rough!

I wonder if it's really that simple?

So you think they're all acting in unison?

It's a real possibility.

The fact that no one's tried to fight us in weeks is incredibly odd.

It's wise of them to flee if the end result will be the same, but...

For everyone to do it is definitely curious.

But what do they stand to gain doing that?

By giving up their Excaliburs, they won't be Arthurs any more.

That's right. Why would you give up being one after becoming one?

It means they're after something that means more than being an Arthur.

If all the Arthurs are working in unison to achieve something...

Do you think it could be some sort of plan to unite against us?

It's just ahead. Are you sure about this?

It's quite the embarrassing plan...

I don't exactly want to, but who else is there to do it?

Well, I wish you luck.

You've heard, haven't you? Should you really be drinking here?

It's fine! Nobody's coming here to the boondocks!

But if they do, I'll just scram!

Huh?

Somebody save us!

I've got you now!

Wait!

Eh?!

Chasing helpless girls in broad daylight?! Who do you think you are?!

Th-That's...!

Is that an Excalibur?!

Indeed!

Then you're...

That's right! I'm the one who pulled out the legendary sword, Excalibur!

All right, enough of this. He's ours.

Huh?

All right, don't move.

The decoy plan was a success.

So there you have it. Sorry.

It's time to make you fess everything.

What do you want?!

An explanation of why you Arthurs have been acting so strange lately.

Sorry, but I don't think I can hold back today.

You better talk while you can.

We're so sorry.

Now then, what's your preference?

Tickling? Scalding-hot oden? Clothespins?

We didn't prepare any crayfish, but if you insist...

This is bad! This is actually really bad!

We never saw this coming...

I can't believe that's their plan...

Unbelievable...

What do we do?!

A-All the remaining Arthurs?!

According to Yamaneko's info,

all the Arthurs left in the land have grouped together...

...in order to defeat the six of you.

A-All the Arthurs would mean... 900,000...!

To be precise, there's even more.

The Arthurs that ran away were all decoys...

...and they've gathered other Arthurs while you were chasing them around.

What do you think about this for a bonus stage, Dancho?

This is more like a punishment game... or an unbeatable one.

Five, six, seven, eight, nine. Um...

900,000 versus six means we each get...

150,000.

No! I wish I never heard that!

The time has come to slay those Arthur hunters!

We're 900,000! They have just six! It'll be cake!

Let's go!

Now then... This is starting to get interesting.

900,000 versus six.

It's impossible however you look at it.

Against those numbers, it'll take a miracle to win.

B-But we still have time before the enemy groups to attack.

Let's think of something.

Yeah, let's think!

What about if we fight before they have a chance to surround us?

Yeah! Let's do that!

No, we're already surrounded.

There's no opening to attack.

That won't work?!

Why don't you think of something?

That's even more futile.

What?!

It's sure a long meeting...

There's no helping it. It's pretty much impossible anyways.

You're right... In all the history that Renkin knows,

there's no battle where six have beat 900,000.

I wonder what Kakka's gonna do?

I'm hoping they make a wise decision like I would in their place.

I guarantee one of them will make the worst decision there possibly is.

There's no point thinking about it!

Let's just go for broke!

I wouldn't call going for broke a plan.

That's just being reckless.

Then what do we do?! Just sit here and wait for them?! Huh?!

We could run... together.

Th-That's...

We're up against 900,000. No one can blame us for running.

It's more like a funeral than a meeting!

Shh! Quiet!

As your leader, would you let me make the final decision?

Huh?

Tomorrow morning... I'll make the decision.

1121, 1122, 1123, 1124, 1125...

You never change, even in a situation like this.

Does it look that way?

Huh?

I know I've just gotta do it, but...

...I'm actually so scared, I can't stand it.

This isn't like you, Tekken.

Yeah, I know... I thought so too.

I know there's nothing we can do except run away, but...

...I can't allow myself to run.

It's all part of the pride I assumed when I took on this codename.

You're so admirable, Kakka.

I'll accompany you wherever you go.

Just like Rurou said, no one will complain if you run, right?

Maybe not... but it's our mission.

If this is the end, don't you think it's okay to be honest?

I wish that was the case...

Renkin? You really ought to go to bed soon.

Renkin? Are you awake?

Mmm...

Renkin... Could I sleep with you?

Yeah.

Have you made a decision?

Yeah... I want to make sure at least the two kids get out, but...

They don't listen to anyone, do they?

That's true... But if the tables were turned, would you run away?

Dancho...

Everyone, this is my final order as your leader.

I'm going to draw the enemy away, so use that chance to escape.

I will not hear out any complaints.

Rurou... Thanks for everything.

Tekken... Try to use your head once in a while.

Kakka... Let's meet again when you're a good man.

Renkin... Let's take a bath together next time.

Yama... I love you.

We can see right through your plans.

I don't think it's good as a leader to go off on your own.

If we go, we go together!

You can be such a fool. What can you possibly accomplish alone?

You guys!

Quit doing things not like you and get back to acting like an idiot.

Yama!

I thought you guys were smarter than this, but I guess you're pretty dumb!

I don't want to hear it from you.

Dancho...!

Great! Let's decide the biggest idiot!

They get along too well.

Yeah!

I said I'm not an idiot! They're more than your average idiots.

Guys, let's go!

Yeah!

Too heavy...!

S-Sorry about that!

There's enemies all over the place!

Well, that sure makes it easy to hit someone.

You asked for it!

Um, have you not been hitting anyone but that guy?

Don't worry! I'm only hitting this guy!

Wh-What the heck?!

Don't let your guard down.

Rurou!

To come with me this far... You're quite the idiot too.

I could cry. Your stupidity must be contagious.

Bodach!

Right!

Let's suck all of you in!

Whoa, that's amazing!

Why are you here? You didn't have to come along.

Huh? No way! I plan to go with you everywhere!

Why are they having so much trouble with just six people?

Don't panic. We have 900,000. There's no possible way that they'll win.

Agreed. All we have to do is wait patiently.

Take this! And that!

How many are left?!

You really don't wanna know.

You're right. Shit, it's getting ugly!

This isn't looking good...

Is this as far as we go?

I can't believe this is how it ends...

We've won.

Do it! Wipe them all out at once!

Dancho...

Guys, I'm sorry!

What was that?

Huh?

Wh-What in the world is that?

Wh-Who are you?!

I'm Pharsalia.

You're all so puny that it's not any fun, so I came to help!

Wh-What was that?!

It can't be... the mighty shadow the Fortune-Teller Arthur spoke of?

I found you!

What the?

I was thinking about helping if it got any worse, but...

What in the world is Pharsalia doing?

I suppose we should save greeting those guys for another time.

I'm sure we'll meet again eventually.

Were we... just saved?

Seems that way.

How pathetic!

That was ridiculous... What in the world was that absurd power?

By Pharsalia, you can't mean... that...

Tsk!

Wh-What are you?!

That fight seemed so one sided and boring that I stole the best part!

Don't be mad, okay?

Huh?

I'm just doing what I feel like doing.

I saved you this time, but...

...if you end up boring me, I'll crush every last one of you.

A lot of those guys got away.

Will you be all right with so many Excaliburs left?

Can you manage?

You need to ask?!

Then I'll see you later, puny little Arthurs!

Of course we can do it!

I'm the leader Arthur!

And we will complete our mission!

I swear on my sword!