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Take this!

Amazing...

Everyone's on such a roll today.

Kakka! Good work today.

Here's your tea.

It's no good, Brigitte.

It's been steeping too long.

Now it's too bitter to drink.

I always warn you about that.

Is that right?

Whatever. I'll do it myself.

Kakka...

Oopsy daisy!

Another Excalibur reaction?

♪ Hear that? ♪

Dancho? Dancho!

Answer me if you're there!

I'm coming in!

The Panagia Counter shows a reaction.

Argh, you won't beat me!

Ultimate Move! Octopus Flurry Kick!

Let's pretend I didn't see anything.

H-Holy carp!

"A Rotten Art"

So... That reaction showed up somewhere around this area?

Is it all right for you to be going alone?

It's fine. I'm just finding an Excalibur and disposing of it.

I'll prove my superiority to our unreliable leader.

The thing is, this place looks so peaceful that nothing seems wrong.

Chirping birds?

It doesn't get more peaceful than this!

Hmm?

Oh my...

What the?

Girl students in cute uniforms...

Could this be... a path to school?

Good morning. Good morning.

It wasn't birds, but...

Girl students chirping and chatting away.

Don't you think the Excalibur might be somewhere inside that gate?

What will you do?

Leave.

Really?

Hold on, hold on!

Weren't you going to prove to Dancho how superior you are?

Kakka!

Precisely!

The peace of the future is depending us!

No matter what method it may take,

the investigation must continue, you big buffoon!

No matter what method, meaning?

For starters, why are you even here?

How lucky can I get it?

I can cosplay all I want since it's part of the mission!

What's more, a luscious sweet garden hides just yonder!

A paradise of dazzling girls!

Is it okay to let a chance like this slip by? No, it's not!

Now, come with me!

Let's go experience the school life we've always yearned for!

Dancho, your delusions are leaking.

Dancho, you realized what I was up to?

Kakka, you're so cruel!

It's not fair to run off and do something this fun all by yourself!

Quit fondling me.

So, now that we're on the same page...

Here you go.

Huh?

--Aww, so cute! --Aww, such a cutey!

Eh?

Mmm! Nice, nice!

Look this way, okay! Now lift up your skirt!

What?!

L-Like this?

Brilliant, brilliant! You're so pretty!

I thought it would suit you since you've got a nice shape, but...

Now your leader is jealous...

Still, I think we're lacking a little something!

I agree!

It's time to put on the finishing touch!

Ta-da!

What? What?!

It's perfect!

You're looking good, Kakka!

Wait... Why did the two of you get dressed up?

Why? Because, you know...

Right, Bri?

Right, Nuckelavee!

Mmm, mmm! You're yearning for a taste of that sparkling school life!

Off to sneak into our dream world!

Let's go!

Go!

Yahoo!

Good grief...

There's no way I'm doing this.

While nobody's looking, I'll...

Hmm? I don't recognize your face.

Are you a transfer student perhaps?

Huh?

Good morning.

Are you having some sort of trouble?

Uh, no... Not really...

My, you have such a deep voice!

How lovely! Let's introduce her to our friends!

Huh?

I'll guide you to the principal's office if you like.

Come on, it's this way.

No, I...

Hi, everyone!

I'm the transfer student Danielle Cho!

Call me Dancho for short, but my nickname is Leader!

Nice to meet you!

My, what a fun person!

She's so cheerful!

I sing a song for you

I want you, who try so hard, to smile

Hey, I want you to cheer up, my dear

Because my friend... is you

I feel so snuggly watching them...

It heals my heart...

Those worries people don't want to tell anyone

Bri, catch!

You opened up and shared with me

And all that weight you carried alone

You finally let off your shoulders

Ooh, looks delicious!

This, that, everything! It's chow time! You're always trying your best

And that's a good part of you, but

My!

She's incredible!

Why not try going with the flow sometimes

Bri, say "ah"!

It's so yummy!

Aww! So cute!

I'll be there with you

I sing a song for you

Oh my, what are you doing over here?

I want you, who are so precious to me, to smile

Kakka, didn't you transfer here today as well?

What a rare name. How do you spell it? Hey, are you feeling better now?

Where are you from?

What's your blood type?

Have a favorite baseball team? No, well, I...

Because I just saw you smile

No...

I'm beat...

What part of this is an investigation?

Dancho and the fairies are just having a blast pretending to be students!

I'm already dead tired, and it's only been half a day.

No... I've gotta shape up.

The other students will think I'm suspicious if I look this worn out.

Oho? That's a "I don't look half bad" face.

D-Dancho!

Oh, silly Kakka...

You pretended not to like it, but now you're so into it.

Perhaps you enjoy it?

I do not!

Don't be shy! Don't be shy!

You're the talk-of-the-school tomboy.

I promise I won't tell the others,

so let's have more fun when we're home.

Don't assume I'm like you!

It's okay, I know you don't wanna admit it.

Tomboys can be oh-so shy!

You're wrong!

Tsk!

If we're forced to go home without any results,

Dancho will get even more full of herself.

I've gotta act fast...

Oh, I'm sorry!

Are you all right?

U-Uh, this is...

I'm Millia.

You must be the new transfer student.

Huh?

It's here.

Oh?

I guess you're in the art club then?

Yes.

Actually, I'm more like the club president.

Thanks for helping me carry that.

Well, I'm the one who ran into you...

What's that?

It's a prop for our sketches.

A prop?

Guess not...

We have a lot more where that came from.

See? Somebody holds one and the others sketch them.

Impressive...

Could the Excalibur be one of these?

Good morning, Millia.

Hmm?

I'm looking forward to today.

Hmm? Who might this be?

Let me guess, you brought us a new model?

Huh? Model?!

Yes, that's a great idea!

How about it, Kakka?

Will you join our art club as our personal model?

Pretty please?!

No, but I...

Pretty, pretty please?!

Why am I doing something like this?

Whatever. I'll be able to investigate those suspicious props afterwards.

But... what is... this... intense... pressure?!

I never thought being stared at by a bunch of people...

...would be...

...so incredibly...

...embarrassing!

Perfect!

Well, why don't we do even more cute sketches since you're here?

Huh?

Hold this! And then go like that!

Um, is this a cute pose?

That's it! That's what I want!

That's exactly what gets our creative juices flowing!

Right, guys?!

That's right, Millia!

I-Is that how it is?

Let's have you do more variations...

...so we can do sketch after sketch!

Look upwards and tremble!

Like this?

Roar, you leopard!

Gaooo!

Shall we get a peek of your shoulder?

Meow!

Good! That's so good, Kakka!

Sumo!

Spread out your feet just a little bit more!

Nice, nice! Now this is art!

This is art!

What part of it?!

I can't take this anymore!

Kakka!

You're not getting away.

You're not allowed to pass!

Head on back to Millia please!

They cut me off, huh?

I'm not even close to satisfied just yet!

So you better behave!

What?!

Art!

This power...

You must be an Arthur then!

That's right! And this brush that makes endless paint is my Excalibur!

In this state, I can't pull out my own Excalibur!

Giggle, giggle tee-hee-hee!

Giggle, giggle tee-hee-hee!

I wonder where Kakka's been this whole time?

She's such a shy little tomboy, so maybe she's hiding!

Millia... What's your goal anyways?

You see...

It's to take pretty boys like you

and humiliate them to see all the embarrassed faces they make!

You realized I was a guy from the start?

Yes, of course.

I figured out you were a boy almost straight away.

But just in case, I took the opportunity to check your breasts.

We're just getting started.

You see, some boys like you try to act tough.

I love breaking the ones who can dish it out but can't take it.

What? Who can't take it? Try me!

Yes, yes! That's the spirit!

Just keeping trying to act tough!

But if you don't do as I say,

I'll display all of your embarrassing poses in an art show!

Is that what you want?

Well, well?

You better cut that out!

Oh?

I better what?

That's not being very polite, is it?

Well, well?

Please, stop!

Stop!

Millie!

Do it!

More!

Harder!

Why... are you doing this?

Want to know?

Then as a special treat,

I'll... tell... you.

A long time ago, I had a steady partner that made me a promise.

Millie! When I grow up, I'm gonna get married to you!

That's right! When we grow up,

I don't want anything to change between you and me!

But he broke the promise he swore to me!

Hey, Millie! Take me out for a bite?

Noooo!

It was then that I promised myself!

Since men would always betray me,

I would preserve them at the peak of their beauty...

...with art that fulfilled all my desires!

I'd paint dozens, hundreds, thousands of portraits!

After all, pictures won't betray.

Their beauty will remain forever...

...and they'll always smile just for me!

Ah, they're so wonderful!

You're twisted.

Say whatever you will!

But this Excalibur is what made that dream of mine come true!

As long as I have this Excalibur that lets me create infinite art,

I can paint as much art, however I like, whatever I want, for all of eternity!

And since I found an ideal model,

the real fun is yet to come.

Oh, Kakka! Wherefore art thou Kakka?

To love or not to love...

That is the question!

Lu lu lu la la! Lu lu lu la la!

I'll give you lu lu lu la la.

I've requested the help of the like-minded drama club.

The like-minded drama club?

They may be wearing men's clothes, but they're women of course.

Those are women?

Come, let's go together...

To the deep, endless sea of love.

Je t'aime.

Stop it!

Stop this!

Girls in boys' clothes defiling a boy in girls' clothes!

What a beautiful world of perversions!

My imagination is running wild, and I can't stop it!

I can't stop my paintbrush either!

So wonderful...

S-Stop!

Now, show me! Show me the moment that you completely break!

The most beautiful moment of all!

That's as far as you go!

You okay, Kakka?

We came to help!

What do you want?! Don't get in the way of my absolute bliss!

Quit doing this stupid stuff, or I'll make you pay!

Never! No matter what you say, I won't yield!

The brush is mightier than the swo--

Not as mighty as you thought, huh?

Kakka, pull it together.

Are you okay?

Where am I?! Who am I?!

Huh?

This is...?

Whoa! No, don't look!

That's the root of all evil right there!

How could you?!

From now on, don't escape reality through a world of perversions.

Build healthy relationships, okay?

That really came out of Dancho's mouth?

Seriously...

Yeah? All that happened?

Where the heck were you guys while I was going through that ordeal?

Oh... Seeing you like that was a whole lot of fun, so we were watching.

Are you serious?!

By the way...

Is this what I think it is?

Argh! No!

Says it won first place.

Shoot! Even though I broke the brush, the art's still there!

Damn that Millia! She actually went and entered that in an art show!

Oh? They even did this one...

Crap! Brigitte, let's destroy Millia's artwork!

We'll burn every last one she made to a crisp!

Brigitte hasn't been here for a while.

Huh?

Speaking of which, I haven't seen Nuckelavee either.

You don't think those two are...?

--Good morning. --Good morning.

--Good morning! --Good morning!

Good morning, Bri.

Good morning, Nuckelavee.

Giggle, giggle tee-hee-hee! Giggle, giggle tee-hee-hee!

"The Arthur Who Fished for Stars"