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Who the winny-binny boy?
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Oh,
you the winny-winny-binny-binny boy!
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Yes.
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Don't cry.
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Don't cry, huh?
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Why is he still crying?
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Let me hold him for a sec.
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Here we go. Huh?
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Huh. There we are.
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Maybe it's me.
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Don't be silly. Ben loves you.
He's just being Mr. Cranky Pants.
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You know, I once dated
a Miss Cranky Pants.
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Lovely girl. Kind of moody.
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There we go, all better.
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There's my little boy. Eh.
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Can I, uh, see something?
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- Cool!
- He hates me.
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- My nephew hates me!
- Come on, don't do this.
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What if my own baby hates me, huh?
What do I do then?
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Monica, stop! This is nuts.
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Do you know how long it'll be
before you have to deal with this?
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You don't even have a boyfriend yet.
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Joey, she does not look fat.
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Here you go.
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Oh, hey, Mon.
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Goo, goo, goo!
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That is so funny!
Let me see that a sec. Ha-ha-ha.
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Whoa.
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You okay?
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I don't know.
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What's in this pie?
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I don't know. Um, butter and eggs
and flour and lime and kiwi...
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Kiwi? Kiwi?!
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You said it was a key lime pie.
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No, I didn't. I said kiwi lime.
That's what makes it so special.
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That's what's gonna kill me.
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Ahem. I'm allergic to kiwi.
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No, you're not. You're allergic
to lobster and peanuts and...
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- Oh, my God!
- Uh. It's definitely getting worse.
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All right. Is your tongue swelling up?
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Either that
or my mouth is getting smaller!
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- Get your coat. We'll to the hospital.
- Uh.
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- Will he be okay?
- He's gotta get a shot.
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Uh, you know, actually,
it's getting better. It is.
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Let's not go. Anyone up for Scrabble?
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Jacket, now!
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What about Ben?
We can't bring a baby to the hospital.
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We'll watch him.
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Uh. Ha, I don't think so.
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What? I have seven Catholic sisters.
I've taken care of hundreds of kids.
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Come on, we want to do it.
Don't we?
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I was gonna play basketball...
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...but I guess that's out the window.
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If you take him out
for a walk, remember to bring his hat.
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There's milk in the refrigerator
and diapers in the bag.
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Hat, milk... Got it!
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- Let's go.
- Okay.
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Consider it done!
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You understood?
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My uncle Sal has a really big tongue.
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Is he the one
with the beautiful wife?
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Hey, Rach.
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You want to hear the song
I'm singing this afternoon?
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- I wrote it this morning in the shower.
- Okay.
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I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song
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Stop me if you've heard it
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My skin is soapy and my hair is wet
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And Tegrin spelled backward is nirget
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Uh, Rachel, sweetheart,
could I see you for a minute?
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What's up?
- Uh...
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FYl:
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I've decided to pay a professional
musician to play here on Sundays.
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Her name is Stephanie something.
Uh, she's supposed to be very good.
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But what about Phoebe?
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Rachel, uh,
it's not that your friend is bad.
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It's that she's so bad...
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...she makes me want to put my finger
through my eye into my brain...
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...and swirl it around.
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Okay, so you're not a fan.
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But, I mean, come on.
You cannot do this to her.
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Uh.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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- I have to do this to her?
- Mm-hm.
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Lather, rinse, repeat
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And lather, rinse, repeat
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As needed
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We didn't bring enough stuff.
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Did you forget to pack
the baby's anvil?
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I'm telling you, it'll be worth it.
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It's a known fact
that women love babies, all right?
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Women love guys who love babies.
It's the sensitive thing.
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Aim him at that pack of babes.
Maybe one of them will break away.
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Wait, forget them.
We got one. Hard left.
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- Give me the baby.
- No, I got him.
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Come on, seriously.
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Oh, seriously, you want him?
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Who is this little cutie-pie?
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Well, don't think me immodest, but...
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...me.
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Want to smell him?
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I assume we're talking
about the baby?
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Oh, yeah. Ha, ha.
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He's got that great baby smell.
Get a whiff of his head.
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My uterus just skipped a beat.
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What'd I tell you?
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It's great you're doing this.
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Well, we are great guys.
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My brother and his boyfriend
have been trying to adopt.
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What agency did you two go through?
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But this is my gig.
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This is where I play.
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My name is written out there in chalk.
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You know, you can't just erase chalk.
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Honey, I'm sorry.
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And he's going to
be paying this woman?
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Why doesn't he just give her
a throne and a crown?
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And, like, you know, a gold stick
with a ball on top?
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Terry is a jerk! That's why
we always say, "Terry's a jerk!"
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That's where that came from.
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Yeah, okay.
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You probably did everything you could.
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You know what? Let me just
see what else I can do.
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All right, look, look.
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Just let her go on after
Stephanie whatever her name is.
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You won't be here.
You don't pay her.
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I don't know.
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I'll clean the cappuccino machine!
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You don't clean
the cappuccino machine?
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Of course I clean it.
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I mean, I will clean it.
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All right, fine, fine, fine!
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Oh.
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- Done.
- Really?
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Who's working for you, babe?
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- Oh, my God! This is so exciting!
I know.
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How much am I gonna get?
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What?
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He's paying the people
who were playing.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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I meant, he's paying that other woman
because she's a professional.
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I'm not gonna be the only one
who's not getting paid.
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But, Pheebs...
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Uh-uh, I'm sorry, no!
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No, I'm not some sloppy second,
you know, charity band.
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There are thousands of places
in this city...
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...where people would pay
to hear me play.
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When I play, I play for me
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I don't need your charity
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Thank you!
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I'm not getting a
shot. Maybe they can take the needle...
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...and squirt it into my mouth.
Like a squirt gun.
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Hello there. I'm Dr. Carlin.
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I see someone's having
a little allergic reaction.
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Doctor, can I see you
for just a moment?
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My brother has
a slight phobia about needles.
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Did you tell him
about my squirt gun idea?
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My brother, the Ph. D.,
would like to know...
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...if there's any way
to treat this orally?
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No.
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Under these circumstances, it has to be
an injection, and it has to be now.
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So?
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Oh.
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Go and have a seat. Um, the doctor
says it's got to be a needle.
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You're just going to have to be brave.
Can you do that for me?
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Oh, boy! You are doing so good.
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- You want to squeeze my hand?
- Yes.
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Ross, don't squeeze it so hard.
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Honey, really.
Don't squeeze it so hard!
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Let go of my hand!
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Good plan. Next time
we want to pick up women...
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...we should go to
the park and make out.
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Taxi! Taxi!
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Look at that talent.
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Just practicing. You're good.
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Carry on.
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Wait, wait, wait!
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Hey, you. He's just adorable.
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Can you tell him that?
Because he thinks he looks too pink.
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- What are you guys out doing today?
- We're not out.
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No, no. No.
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We're two heterosexual guys
hanging with the son...
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...of our other heterosexual friend,
doing the usual straight-guy stuff.
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- You done?
- Yeah.
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Oh, there's our stop.
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Get out of here!
This is our stop.
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- You guys live around here too?
- Yeah, sure.
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We live in the building
by the, uh, sidewalk.
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You know it?
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Ha, ha. Since we're neighbors, what do
you say we, uh, get together for a drink?
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So, uh, you want to go to Markel's?
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Oh, sure, they love us over there.
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Where's your baby?
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Ben! Ben!
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Ben! Ben!
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That's good. Maybe he'll
hear you and pull the cord!
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Stop the bus! Hey!
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Hey, there's a baby!
Wait, wait, wait!
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Are you sure he didn't break it?
It hurts.
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00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,994
No, it's just a good bone bruise.
203
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And right here is
the puncture wound from your ring.
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- I'm really sorry.
- It's okay.
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Sorry.
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Hmm, sorry! I got my S's back!
Ha, ha.
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Which we can celebrate later.
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Celebrate. Celebrate...
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He was a double, double
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Double-jointed boy
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Hey.
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So, um, are you the
professional guitar player?
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Yeah, I'm Stephanie.
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Oh, right. My name was on there,
but now it just says carrot cake.
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Okay.
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00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:10,288
So, um,
how many chords do you know?
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- All of them.
- So you know D?
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- Yeah.
- Do you know A-minor?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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Do you know how to go
from D to A-minor?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
222
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Um, so does your guitar have a strap?
223
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- No.
- Oh.
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Mine does.
225
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Stephanie knows all the chords
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Come on! Pick up, pick up!
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Hello. Ahem.
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Transit Authority? Yes, hello.
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I'm doing research for a book.
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I was wondering what somebody might
do if they left a baby on a city bus.
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Yes, I realize that would be
a stupid character.
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Here's the deal:
We lost a car seat on a bus.
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It's white plastic and
it fits onto a stroller.
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Oh, and there was a baby in it.
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He wants to talk to you.
236
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:15,520
Everybody, let's give a warm
Central Perk welcome to...
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Terry's a jerk and he won't let me work
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And I hate Central Perk
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Uh, to Stephanie Schiffer!
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Whoo!
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I'd like to start with a song I wrote
for the first man I ever loved.
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Zachary...
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Are all invited to bite me
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We're the guys that called
about the baby! Is he here?!
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- He's here.
- Aah!
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I assume one of you is the father.
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- That's me.
- I'm him.
248
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Actually, uh, ahem,
we're both the father.
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Oh, Ben! Hey, buddy.
250
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Please tell me you know
which one is our baby.
251
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:38,019
That one has ducks on his T-shirt
and this one has clowns.
252
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,271
And Ben was definitely wearing ducks.
253
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,940
Or clowns.
254
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:44,400
Oh, wait.
255
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,820
That one's Ben! Remember he had
that cute little mole by his mouth!
256
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:49,072
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
257
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:51,282
Hey, Ben! Remember us?
258
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,993
Okay, the mole came off.
259
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,747
- What are we gonna do?
- Uh.
260
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,833
We'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns.
261
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:03,127
- Flip for the baby?
- You got a better idea?
262
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,046
All right, call it in the air.
263
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,840
Heads.
264
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:09,384
- Heads, it is.
- Yes.
265
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,222
We have to assign heads
to something!
266
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,684
Right! Okay.
267
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:19,352
Okay, uh...
268
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:23,815
Ducks is heads
because ducks have heads.
269
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:31,280
What kind of scary-ass clowns
came to your birthday?
270
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:43,626
Just call me angel
Of the morning, angel
271
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:48,631
Just touch my cheek
Before you leave me, baby
272
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:53,219
Just call me angel
Of the morning, angel
273
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:57,640
Then slowly turn away
274
00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:01,686
I won't beg you to stay
275
00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:04,522
With me
276
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,699
- Hey
- Oh, hi.
277
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,660
Here. I thought you might be cold.
278
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,537
Thank you.
279
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:22,331
Oh.
280
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,546
Oh, look at you!
You did pretty well.
281
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,841
$8.27.
282
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,510
But not really, because
I put in the first two.
283
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:40,433
Just to get the ball rolling
and to make myself feel better.
284
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:41,809
Do you?
285
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:43,436
No.
286
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:47,899
You know, this whole playing
for money thing is so not good for me.
287
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:51,652
I don't know, when I
sang "Su-su-suicide"...
288
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:56,574
...I got, like, $1.75.
289
00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:58,910
But then "Smelly Cat"? Oh.
290
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:03,956
I got 25 cents and a condom.
291
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:09,170
So, you know, now I just feel
really bad for "Smelly Cat. "
292
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:11,547
Well, you know.
293
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:15,885
Honey, I don't think
everybody gets "Smelly Cat. "
294
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:22,183
I mean, if all you've ever actually
had are healthy pets, then whoosh!
295
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,478
But it's not even that, you know?
296
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:28,523
I used to do my songs
because it made me happy.
297
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:32,693
Now it's just all
about the money, you know?
298
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:37,490
Well, people missed you in there.
299
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:40,910
In fact, there was actually
a request for "Smelly Cat. "
300
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,787
Really? From who?
301
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:44,664
Well, me.
302
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:50,461
And I know it's not your big
money song, but it's my favorite.
303
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,549
Hi.
304
00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:57,176
Uh. Did I accidentally drop
a condom in your case?
305
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,432
It's kind of an emergency.
306
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,059
Yeah.
307
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,769
- Here you go.
- Thanks a lot.
308
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,230
Hey, Christine! I got it!
309
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:18,364
I want to thank you
for being there for me.
310
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,950
And I'm sorry
I almost broke your hand. Ha, ha.
311
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,245
That's okay.
I'm sorry I poisoned you.
312
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,705
Mm.
313
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:29,167
Remember the time I jammed
that pencil into your hand?
314
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:33,129
Remember it? What do
you think this is, a freckle?
315
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,589
Oh.
316
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:38,593
What about the time I hit you
in the face with Sylvian's pumpkin?
317
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,179
Remember when I stuck
that broom in your spokes...
318
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,890
...and you hit your head on the curb?
319
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:45,308
No.
320
00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:47,143
But I remember
people telling me about it.
321
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,728
Oh.
322
00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:51,731
I hope Ben has a little sister.
323
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:53,316
Yeah.
324
00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:55,526
And I hope she can kick his ass.
325
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,863
I'm gonna get a new Band-Aid.
326
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,825
How about the time I cut
the legs off your Malibu Ken?
327
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:04,911
That was you?
328
00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:07,205
Uh.
329
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:10,499
They were infected.
He wouldn't have made it.
330
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,420
Aw.
331
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,005
My little nephew.
332
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,924
Come here, little one!
333
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:22,386
Oh. There's my little baby, Ben!
334
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:25,014
Hey, my little boy. Oh.
335
00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:29,018
Hey, he's not crying!
336
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,732
Hey, he's not crying!
337
00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:39,862
Yes.
338
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:43,282
There's still pie! Ha-ha-ha.
339
00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:46,535
I'm here. I'm here.
340
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:49,121
Uh. How's my little boy, huh?
341
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:53,751
You want Daddy to change
your diaper? I know, I know.
342
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:58,047
Did you have fun with, uh, Uncle Joey
and Uncle Chandler today?
343
00:20:58,215 --> 00:20:59,298
Oh, yeah.
344
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:01,842
- He rode the bus today.
Ooh.
345
00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:05,346
Well.
346
00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:08,516
Big boy riding the bus...
347
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:11,018
Hey, I have a question.
348
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:16,732
How come it says,
"Property of Human Services"?
349
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,861
You...
350
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,239
You are gonna love this.
351
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,492
Can you hold Ben for a sec?
352
00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:28,411
Come here. Come here.
353
00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:31,664
Stay back! I've got kiwi!
Run, Joey, run!
354
00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:40,965
Smelly cat, smelly cat
355
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,551
What are they feeding you?
356
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:45,553
No, no. I'm sorry, it's, ahem:
357
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:48,723
Smelly cat, smelly cat
358
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:56,814
Smelly cat, smelly cat
359
00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:58,607
- Better!
Yeah?
360
00:21:58,775 --> 00:21:59,859
Much better. Good.
361
00:22:00,068 --> 00:22:02,653
Don't feel bad,
because it's a hard song.
362
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:04,113
Yeah.
363
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:07,533
- You want to try it again?
- From the top?
364
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:09,785
There is no "top," all right?
365
00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:12,872
That's the beauty of "Smelly Cat. "
366
00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:17,209
Um. Ahem.
Why don't you just follow me?
367
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:18,919
- Okay.
Mm-hm.
368
00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:22,715
Smelly cat, smelly cat
369
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:25,801
What are they feeding you?
370
00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:29,513
Smelly cat, smelly cat
371
00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:32,808
It's not your fault
372
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,103
That's too much. Sorry.
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