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Mnh. God, I'm gonna go down
a full shoe size after this.
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Yeah, not bad.
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- Hola!
- Hey!
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- Hi! Hello!
- Hola.
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I was just cleaning up my bunions.
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I think that's actually
a callus. Right, girl?
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It's staring at me.
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- It's really good to see you, though.
- You too!
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- Man, I love when you come here.
- Oh, me too.
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- Mwah! Mwah!
- Ah!
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Love seeing you. Mwah!
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- Mwah!
- Oh.
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So many kisses.
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Oh, my gosh. Hello.
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Missed you. You too, baby.
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Look. I brought you some
hydrangeas from my garden.
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- Flowers?! In a vase?!
- Mmm!
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New Jersey Hydrangeas! Hello!
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Okay, what are you guys up to today?
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'Cause I could really use
some help tackling my ingrowns.
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It's honestly a three-person job.
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I would love to. I would.
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But we're going actually
to the Javits Center
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- to see a big car show.
- What?!
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Here we come!
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!
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Ah, so I'm gonna go change.
Feel free to chill here.
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No peeking, okay? Go away.
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Johnny, would you be a
pal and towel me up?
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- I'm a little raw!
- Yeah.
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Whoa! Watch out! You got to use the
tongs so you don't burn yourself.
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- My feet are raw, girl. Yikes.
- Ahh.
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- There you go. Yeah.
- Thank you.
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Okay, so, how's it freakin' going?
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Really good. I actually
just redid my kitchen.
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But isn't your landlord gonna,
like, wreck you for that?
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Goodbye Credit Karma or whatever?
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I own my apartment,
so I think I'll be all right.
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That is so insane.
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I forgot-slash-didn't really
know that was an option.
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You are so mature and adult.
I love you two together.
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Ooh! And I love that outfit!
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- Look at you!
- Gracias.
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No, it's just an old handkerchief
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I found lying around.
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That old thing?
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You know, Jaim�, I'm, like,
smelling something funky.
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I feel like the apartment smells
funkier than usual in here.
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Mi amora, I don't mean to be mean,
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but I think it's your disgusting feet.
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- Okay.
- Like, I can taste it.
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- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
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And I don't want you guys
to be scared to come back.
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It's gonna... My tootsies
are gonna be fresh to death
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by the time you get back,
if you choose to come back.
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Okay. Give me a squeeze. I'm gonna go.
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- All right. Mwah!
- Love you, baby.
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- Have fun at the show.
- Mm, bye.
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Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
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Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! And...
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- Synced and corrected by Shazi89 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Okay, folks, let's talk
about this month's aesthetic.
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As you know, the theme is...
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birds... again.
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Um, the window has to be awesome.
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It wants to make the customer
feel like they can just walk in
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and maybe, as they get in here,
they might just take flight.
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I think we should start
with a huge bird on the back.
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I think that could be our feature,
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and we can just pull it all...
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Oh, totally! I love that idea!
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Ti... It's timeless. And... and timely.
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Time's Up, right?
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Anyway, I happen to have an idea
for next month's window display,
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and I was like, "I should share it!"
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This is, like, a cool
corporate environment
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where I should share my ideas
when I get them, right?
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So, I've been really inspired lately
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by Gershwin's "Rhapsody in Blue."
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It would be, like, a great way to, like,
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really tribute classic New York City.
Like, we...
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Ma'am, where can I find that shirt?
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Okay, you can call me "miss,"
and this guy right here
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is gonna be around the corner
at the bottom of the stairs.
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But if you hit the vanity
made of vintage teacups,
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you've gone too far.
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Okay, so, picture this display, right?
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It's a beautiful cityscape
made of instruments.
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I... I think that it would be
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a really incredible way
to show the melody of the city.
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- Ma'am, where can I find the, um...
- ... the smelly sticks?
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Mm. You can call me "miss."
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And you call the smelly sticks
"sage smudging wands,"
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and they're gonna be
over there in the corner,
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right next to the robin's nest
Caucasian headdresses.
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I would be honored to lead this project.
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You're not ready yet.
Just doesn't happen overnight.
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Plus, you're an amazing sales associate!
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I c... I can't afford to lose you
from the floor.
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Okay. Yeah.
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- Okay?
- Thank you.
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I'm gonna go sa... I'm gonna go sell.
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- Great sales associate.
- Love it.
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Yes. Right. As I was saying...
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Aaaah!
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Dude, thank God. Thank God you're here.
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- What is going on in here?
- Okay.
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A long time ago, I promised Jaim�
I would never enter his room.
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Okay, wait. Sorry. The whole
time that you've lived here,
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you've never gone
in Jaim�'s room before?
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Correct. He asked me not to,
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so I wasn't about to be another
greedy-ass white person
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who thinks they're owed dominion over
every single brown person's territory.
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Who do you think I am,
some sort of Christina Columbus?
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No, no, I... I don't think that.
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Okay, but then today
I smelled a smell so bad,
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it was the stench of death.
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And I just had to look in his room.
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And that's when I discovered...
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What?
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Dude, what did you discover?
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Okay. I need to warn you.
It's really, really bad.
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Like, have you ever seen
"American Psycho"?
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- Yeah.
- Or "Sicario"?
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No, I didn't see that.
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Or Matt Damon try to talk
about sexual assault?
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'Cause this is worse.
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Jaim� is a hoarder.
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Ilana, I think I found the source!
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Whew! Ugh! Ugh. I smell it.
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Okay, now I know he's crazy.
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I mean, who doesn't finish an
everything bagel with cream cheese?
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Okay, Abbi, we don't call people "crazy"
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- 'cause it stigmatizes mental illness.
- Yeah, okay.
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Maybe he meant to finish it,
but then it fell behind...
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this tube of rocks?
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- Oh, my God.
- But he didn't notice the smell?
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Abbi, denial ain't
just a river in, um...
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He's in denial.
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Oh, God. I could not have
done this without you.
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Thank you so much for
leaving work for this.
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Yeah, it's not like
they even need me there.
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I told Lisa about the
window-display idea,
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and she was like,
"You're just not ready."
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Ugh! She cannot talk to you like that.
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She's not the boss of you.
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I mean, she literally is the
boss of me. She's my boss.
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Wait. It is, like, so cuckoo
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that Jaim� kept all my psych
textbooks from college.
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- Yeah.
- Like, what?
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Oh, my God. Hoarding.
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Okay.
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"A person who suffers from hoarding
experiences extreme distress
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at the thought of discarding
of their valued items."
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- Uh, Doy-ee!
- Got it.
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Make you buy the book.
Duh! We're, like...
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We... We know.
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All right. I'm gonna skip ahead
to the, uh, treatment section.
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Okay, yeah, let's see
what they have to say, huh?
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"Treatment... absolutely never,
ever, under any circumstances...
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m-move the hoarder's
possessions without them."
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- All right. Think it matches?
- Close enough, right?
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So good you took this photo, dude.
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Oh, my God, I needed to.
My mother lives for this shit.
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Whenever she's on a diet
and needs to stop herself
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from eating, she just
Googles hoarder photos.
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Loses her appetite immediately.
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Hi. What? Hello.
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Welcome.
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Jaim�, Johnny, please take a seat.
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Okay. Hola, Abbi.
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Hi. Hey.
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- Wait. I think I'm gonna go.
- No!
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You helped me decorate my whole office.
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You don't want to see
the magic happen in it?
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Okay, listen, I thought
that I could do this,
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but when my parents got divorced,
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I had to go through a lot of therapy,
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and this is actually
very triggering for me.
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I'm not good with therapy.
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Okay. If you stay, you can
have some of the cheese.
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Ilana. W-What the hell is going on?
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Okay, so, before we begin,
I want to assure you
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I would never share
what happens in this room
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with anybody in my personal life.
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But is that because, like,
most of the people
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in your personal life are,
like, in this room right now?
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Mm. So true.
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See, we are already making some
excellent discoveries here.
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I'm just gonna write this down.
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Where'd you get that?
Did... Did you go in my room?
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I-I'm sorry, but this is what
I wanted to talk to you about.
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That I-I know that you're a h-hoarder.
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- What?
- I'm sorry, okay?
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- It... It's okay. We love you.
- We love you.
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And we just want to help. Okay?
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I had to go in your room
because I smelled
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what I thought could
only be the stench of death.
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But then I later discovered
it was an unfinished
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everything bagel with cream cheese,
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which... no judgment... is way worse.
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- Who doesn't finish an everything bagel?
- Right?
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I am not playing this little game, okay?
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And don't go into my room again.
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- Jaim�.
- Jaim�. Jaim�, wait. Hold on.
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Hold on a second. Come here.
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Here, babe. It's okay.
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I think it's going well.
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- Really good.
- Yeah.
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Hold on. Ilana, are you
using the same cheese grater
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on the cheese that
you're using on your feet?
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Yeah. Okay. Let's dig in. Welcome back.
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Okay, but just so you know,
it's not that
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I'm not still mad
about you going into my room.
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- Not cool. Very not cool.
- Totally not cool.
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I'm glad that you're
honoring your instincts.
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And good for you for setting boundaries.
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I just want you to explore your feelings
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in a judgment-free zone, okay?
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This is a safe space.
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Well, not literally safe.
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How about we start with
looking at the most common
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causes of hoarding and see if
you connect with any of them?
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Now, I don't want to
put words in your mouth,
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but hoarding often develops
as a coping mechanism
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for a feeling of a lack of control.
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Does that resonate with you?
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W-Well, obviously,
before I became a citizen,
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you know, I was always
so anxious about my status.
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And, you know, you feel
this lack of control.
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- Very powerless, you know?
- Mm.
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That's really when it started
to all pile up.
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Okay, I-I'm sorry to interrupt.
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I'm still feeling very
uncomfortable in general,
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and I'm also starting to feel ill,
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probably because I've been eating cheese
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that's mixed in with your heel skin.
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I'm... I'm so sorry that my emotions
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are making you this uncomfortable.
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I love you and support you.
This is about Ilana's feet.
241
00:11:32,783 --> 00:11:34,783
One moment, please. Abbi, relax.
242
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I put the grater in Barbicide
after I use it on my feet.
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Do you think I'm an idiot?
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Barbicide?
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Okay, so, what I'm sensing
is that the hoarding...
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Provides a sense of comfort
in times of stress.
247
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It's gotten a lot worse lately,
to be honest, and I don't...
248
00:11:49,232 --> 00:11:50,598
I don't know why, 'cause I...
249
00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,500
I really have been so happy with you.
250
00:11:52,502 --> 00:11:54,002
I know you have, babe.
251
00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:56,404
You know, I often encounter in my work
252
00:11:56,406 --> 00:12:00,075
people struggling with the
duality of relationships.
253
00:12:00,077 --> 00:12:01,509
You know, maybe there's something
254
00:12:01,511 --> 00:12:03,310
about this relationship,
255
00:12:03,312 --> 00:12:06,881
even if it's going dopely,
that's causing anxiety.
256
00:12:06,883 --> 00:12:09,216
I'm sorry, but, Ilana, do I
have to go to the hospital?
257
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Oh, my God.
258
00:12:10,452 --> 00:12:12,519
Okay, you are wasting Jaim�'s hour.
259
00:12:12,521 --> 00:12:15,656
Okay? This is so unprofessional!
I'll handle it, okay?
260
00:13:06,241 --> 00:13:08,374
Okay, dude, just be honest with me.
261
00:13:08,376 --> 00:13:10,743
Did I or did I not eat your foot cheese?
262
00:13:10,745 --> 00:13:13,213
What part of "I put the cheese
grater in Barbicide"
263
00:13:13,215 --> 00:13:15,315
before it touches the cheese"
do you not understand?
264
00:13:15,317 --> 00:13:16,849
And not for nothing, you're probably
265
00:13:16,851 --> 00:13:18,827
lactose-intolerant 'cause
you're an Ashkenazi Jew.
266
00:13:18,838 --> 00:13:20,400
Or maybe you didn't know that. Okay?
267
00:13:20,411 --> 00:13:22,397
And have you never sucked
on a couple toes before?
268
00:13:22,408 --> 00:13:24,057
- I have sucked on toes.
- Really?
269
00:13:24,059 --> 00:13:25,725
- Yeah.
- Because you're lucky, girl.
270
00:13:25,727 --> 00:13:28,761
A lot of people pay good money
for my foot shavings.
271
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They do?
272
00:13:30,666 --> 00:13:32,499
Ooh! Look at these two.
273
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Am I good, or am I good?
274
00:13:34,969 --> 00:13:37,370
All right, that is about all
the time we have for this week.
275
00:13:37,372 --> 00:13:39,490
Actually, we went a little bit
over, but that's okay.
276
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I want to thank you for making
me confront my hoardiness,
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because it made me see
that I was just putting it
278
00:13:43,928 --> 00:13:46,170
as a barrier for the next
step in our relationship.
279
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That's the best thing
a therapist can hear.
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Mi amor, I decided
to move in with Johnny,
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in his house in New Jersey.
282
00:13:53,054 --> 00:13:54,920
- Yeah!
- A house!
283
00:13:54,922 --> 00:13:57,022
Oh, my goodness!
284
00:13:57,024 --> 00:13:59,625
No. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
285
00:13:59,627 --> 00:14:02,328
Where the fuck is the
reverse-psychology section?!
286
00:14:02,330 --> 00:14:04,297
- Where is it?!
- Okay.
287
00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:06,463
Jaim�, I don't like to say "crazy,"
288
00:14:06,474 --> 00:14:09,070
but you are fuckin' nuts, okay?
289
00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:11,195
Moving to Jersey?! What are
you, Bruce Springsteen?!
290
00:14:11,206 --> 00:14:15,117
You're like... ? Henh,
henh, huhhhggh, eghghh ?
291
00:14:15,119 --> 00:14:16,752
But I've... I've never done this.
292
00:14:16,754 --> 00:14:18,754
So you don't even know
Bruce Springsteen?
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00:14:18,756 --> 00:14:20,622
Why would you move to Jersey?
Baby, listen.
294
00:14:20,624 --> 00:14:23,392
You were right... I need to
stop self-sabotaging myself.
295
00:14:23,394 --> 00:14:25,694
Now I need to take the next step
with my boyfriend.
296
00:14:25,696 --> 00:14:27,763
I see... One therapy session,
and now you're cured!
297
00:14:27,765 --> 00:14:30,199
- Okay, great.
- Not a real therapy session.
298
00:14:30,201 --> 00:14:32,168
Please! It wasn't. I'm sorry. It's not.
299
00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:34,237
Classic denial! You are mental, bro!
300
00:14:34,239 --> 00:14:36,639
Ilana, can I talk to you for a second?
301
00:14:36,650 --> 00:14:38,711
Let me just talk to you
for a second over here. Okay.
302
00:14:38,722 --> 00:14:40,442
If this is about
the fuckin' foot cheese,
303
00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:42,411
I swear to God, Abbi...
No, listen, dude.
304
00:14:42,413 --> 00:14:44,580
I think you need to take
some of your own advice.
305
00:14:44,582 --> 00:14:47,516
You just told Jaim�
that his hoarding problem
306
00:14:47,518 --> 00:14:50,519
was due to maybe
a lack of control, right?
307
00:14:50,521 --> 00:14:52,855
I feel like that's happening
with you right now.
308
00:14:52,857 --> 00:14:54,457
I mean, him moving out is a huge deal,
309
00:14:54,459 --> 00:14:56,359
and you're trying to control him.
310
00:14:56,361 --> 00:14:58,394
You have to let him live his own life.
311
00:14:58,396 --> 00:15:00,195
I said all that, huh?
312
00:15:00,197 --> 00:15:02,498
Yeah, you did.
313
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:06,166
Hey, you guys. Fully sorry.
That was stupid.
314
00:15:06,177 --> 00:15:07,870
- It's okay.
- It's not about me.
315
00:15:07,872 --> 00:15:09,372
- I am so sorry.
- Mm. It's all good.
316
00:15:09,374 --> 00:15:11,240
You know, this is right for you guys.
317
00:15:11,242 --> 00:15:13,308
And you know what?
I think I've been scared
318
00:15:13,310 --> 00:15:16,011
because I have been feeling
like this was coming.
319
00:15:16,013 --> 00:15:17,344
Well, it's scary for me, too.
320
00:15:17,355 --> 00:15:19,448
I haven't lived without you
in such a long time.
321
00:15:19,450 --> 00:15:21,650
But you know what?
It's super easy. Just Montclair.
322
00:15:21,652 --> 00:15:23,819
It's, like, across the pond, you know?
323
00:15:23,821 --> 00:15:25,754
Wait. Where's Mon-claya?
324
00:15:25,756 --> 00:15:28,122
- It's "Montclair."
- Montclair!
325
00:15:28,124 --> 00:15:30,158
Um, so, who is this
Bruce Springsteen again?
326
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,860
Yeah, I don't really know his music.
327
00:15:31,862 --> 00:15:33,995
- You don't know who The Boss is?
- Mnh-mnh.
328
00:15:33,997 --> 00:15:36,365
What does he sound like?
329
00:15:36,367 --> 00:15:39,267
Yeah.
330
00:15:39,269 --> 00:15:42,136
? Hey, mm, hey, he-hoo-ho ?
331
00:15:42,138 --> 00:15:45,073
? Hey, mm, hey, hm, hey, hmm-hmm ?
332
00:15:45,075 --> 00:15:47,376
? Hey, mm, baby! ?
333
00:15:47,378 --> 00:15:49,444
- Right. I-I now get the vibe.
- You got it?
334
00:15:49,446 --> 00:15:50,846
- Ah, yes.
- I get the vibe.
335
00:16:00,857 --> 00:16:03,324
Hey, Johnny. Can I ask you something?
336
00:16:03,326 --> 00:16:07,228
- Yeah.
- Am I a good therapist?
337
00:16:07,230 --> 00:16:09,397
Well, I'll tell you this.
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00:16:09,399 --> 00:16:12,299
No matter how wildly
unprofessional you were,
339
00:16:12,301 --> 00:16:15,269
you made the space for Jaim�
to talk about his issues.
340
00:16:15,271 --> 00:16:17,605
That's really all you can do
as a therapist, right?
341
00:16:17,607 --> 00:16:19,206
Just make the space.
342
00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:20,675
Yeah.
343
00:16:20,677 --> 00:16:22,109
- Thank you so much.
- Ah, yeah.
344
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,066
Come here. Let me show you something.
345
00:16:24,077 --> 00:16:26,046
- Ilana, dude! That's it!
- What?
346
00:16:26,048 --> 00:16:29,316
"Make the space." I need to make
the space in Anthropologie.
347
00:16:29,318 --> 00:16:32,046
No one's gonna be like, "Hey, Abbi,
you want to do a window display?"
348
00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:34,588
- No, I got to fuckin' do it myself.
- Yes!
349
00:16:34,590 --> 00:16:38,559
Dude, and I can use all this
trash to, like, make the...
350
00:16:38,561 --> 00:16:40,862
What was that, Abbi?
What did you call it?
351
00:16:40,864 --> 00:16:42,429
Sorry, did I say... Did I say "trash"?
352
00:16:42,431 --> 00:16:44,465
I meant "precious objects."
353
00:16:44,467 --> 00:16:46,533
I can use all these beautiful,
precious objects...
354
00:16:46,535 --> 00:16:47,801
to make the display.
355
00:16:47,803 --> 00:16:48,903
That is it!
356
00:16:48,905 --> 00:16:50,137
- Yes!
- This is kismet.
357
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:52,406
Follow your third eye... your clit.
358
00:16:52,408 --> 00:16:54,608
Right. Yeah. Thank you
for making me stay, dude.
359
00:16:54,610 --> 00:16:56,210
Really. It was worth it.
360
00:16:56,212 --> 00:16:58,346
Even if I had to eat your foot cheese.
361
00:16:58,348 --> 00:17:00,181
It always is.
362
00:17:39,554 --> 00:17:41,421
Christina, come on!
363
00:17:41,423 --> 00:17:44,358
You got to let me see my baby boy!
364
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:48,595
Of course I'm responsible enough
to be a dad!
365
00:17:50,466 --> 00:17:52,560
Ohh. Christina!
366
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,468
- Nasty.
- Don't hang up!
367
00:17:54,470 --> 00:17:57,136
Wha... No. You're not listening.
368
00:17:57,138 --> 00:18:00,039
You're not Li... Christina!
You're not listening!
369
00:18:06,147 --> 00:18:08,548
You're doing it!
370
00:18:08,550 --> 00:18:11,551
This is incredible!
371
00:18:11,553 --> 00:18:14,287
As per uszh... couldn't
have done it without ya.
372
00:18:25,331 --> 00:18:28,499
Ilana.
373
00:18:28,501 --> 00:18:30,066
We got to go, dude.
374
00:18:30,077 --> 00:18:33,445
- Okay.
- We got to go.
375
00:18:34,695 --> 00:18:36,696
- Good morning, bitch.
- Jesus!
376
00:18:36,707 --> 00:18:38,495
Ilana, what?
377
00:18:38,506 --> 00:18:40,645
Yeah, I guess I got carried away.
378
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,167
- How do I look?
- Anthro-perfect.
379
00:18:44,178 --> 00:18:45,578
Okay, Ilana, the most important part
380
00:18:45,589 --> 00:18:47,748
- is that I made the space for my art.
- That's right.
381
00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:52,495
No matter what the outcome,
I feel completely at peace.
382
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,606
You motherfuckers.
383
00:18:54,617 --> 00:18:57,652
This is insane. You know what?
Zoe, you're the fucking worst.
384
00:18:57,663 --> 00:19:00,263
I dare you to find someone who can fold
385
00:19:00,274 --> 00:19:02,174
a tunic sweater better than me!
386
00:19:02,185 --> 00:19:03,985
Ilana, let's go!
387
00:19:03,996 --> 00:19:06,296
Whatever, dude. They don't deserve you.
388
00:19:06,307 --> 00:19:09,842
Those corporate fashion fat cats
don't know real art.
389
00:19:09,872 --> 00:19:12,139
Yeah, that's true, but...
let's just get out of here.
390
00:19:12,141 --> 00:19:14,240
Uhp, hold up. Let's just
take a photo real quick
391
00:19:14,242 --> 00:19:15,609
in front of your masterpiece.
392
00:19:15,611 --> 00:19:16,943
For your portfolio!
393
00:19:16,945 --> 00:19:19,112
- Okay.
- Come on.
394
00:19:20,749 --> 00:19:23,817
Okay. Here we go.
395
00:19:23,819 --> 00:19:26,352
Oh, my God!
396
00:19:26,354 --> 00:19:28,054
- What?
- Rat Bastard!
397
00:19:28,056 --> 00:19:30,490
Oh, my God! Ilana, what?!
398
00:19:30,492 --> 00:19:35,128
Okay, I-I put a rodent and
hoarder trash in their window.
399
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:37,998
I think they actually made
the right call.
400
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,567
Damn. First Jaim�, and now Rat Bastard.
401
00:19:41,569 --> 00:19:44,704
Looks like all my roommates
are moving out.
402
00:19:44,706 --> 00:19:46,372
Yo, you know what? It's pretty badass
403
00:19:46,374 --> 00:19:48,608
to be banned from every
Anthropologie in the country.
404
00:19:48,610 --> 00:19:50,610
Like, not many people can say that.
405
00:19:50,612 --> 00:19:53,779
Yeah, I mean, that is true.
And you know what?
406
00:19:53,781 --> 00:19:55,581
Like, "make the space"
407
00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:58,017
is still, like, exactly
what I need right now.
408
00:19:58,019 --> 00:20:00,552
I just need to get a day job
that pays the bills,
409
00:20:00,554 --> 00:20:03,689
and then I can focus on my
artwork in my life, you know?
410
00:20:03,691 --> 00:20:05,124
Make the space.
411
00:20:05,126 --> 00:20:08,427
Dude, yes! I am, like,
so inspired by you.
412
00:20:08,429 --> 00:20:10,162
You know, I know I got carried away
413
00:20:10,164 --> 00:20:11,797
with this whole therapist thing,
414
00:20:11,799 --> 00:20:14,166
but helping Jaim� with his mental health
415
00:20:14,168 --> 00:20:17,870
really felt, like, right and good.
416
00:20:17,872 --> 00:20:20,172
I think I might want to, like, pursue it
417
00:20:20,174 --> 00:20:23,041
as a... career thing.
418
00:20:23,043 --> 00:20:25,644
Like, obviously in addition
to my Phone Wigs hustle.
419
00:20:25,646 --> 00:20:27,646
Dude, you would be incredible at that.
420
00:20:27,648 --> 00:20:28,981
Are you serious?
421
00:20:28,983 --> 00:20:32,118
Yes, and totally
and completely, and yes.
422
00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:33,785
Ooh, my mom is gonna flip out.
423
00:20:33,787 --> 00:20:35,671
Okay, I think I might, like,
start, like, "researching,"
424
00:20:35,682 --> 00:20:37,389
like, "schools" to apply to.
425
00:20:37,391 --> 00:20:39,558
- Is that crazy?
- No, not at all.
426
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:41,460
But, listen, you
shouldn't use that word.
427
00:20:41,462 --> 00:20:44,763
My therapist says it
stigmatizes mental illness.
428
00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:47,500
Wait. You have a therapist?
429
00:20:47,502 --> 00:20:48,767
- You.
- Oh, my God.
430
00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:50,802
We might have to stop our sessions
431
00:20:50,804 --> 00:20:54,306
because I can't be in love
with my favorite patient.
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00:20:58,056 --> 00:21:01,001
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433
00:21:07,788 --> 00:21:10,122
Yeah. And the shoulders.
The shoulders just go...
434
00:21:12,359 --> 00:21:14,359
There it is. There it is!
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