All language subtitles for The Kids Are Alright s01e04 Day Out.eng

Adult Timmy: The 1970s were
an awesome time to be a kid.

It was the Wild West.

Bike helmets hadn't been
invented yet or car seatbelts

or even
normal adult supervision.

Dads weren't around
as much as they are now.

And my mom was busy
running the house.

She had a lot on her plate
and no time for tomfoolery --

whatever that is.

There were eight of us boys,

including my oldest brother,
just home from college.

That's a lot of testosterone
under one roof.

[ Clank, projector clicking ]

Allow me, m'lady.

Don't forget your lunch.
I made you a sandwich

from the left-over meatloaf.

Oh, I like that, Peg.

Your loaf
only gets better with time.

Ew.

Buck-89
from the Sears toy department

literally down the drain.

Hey, Pat,
I found your Army doll!

Pat: I'm busy!

Oh, well, thank God
your father and I aren't.

♪♪

Yeah!

Hey, be careful.

One of those belts might knock
a picture off the wall.

Alright,
you got this.

I'll be home the usual.

Honestly.

Geez.

♪♪

Hey, Mrs. Cleary.

Oh, hi, Wendi.

Thanks for letting me
borrow this.

Of course.
When do I wear a scarf?

I'm not driving a convertible
around Monaco.

I guess it's hard for you
to get out and have fun.

Oh, I don't know.
Just yesterday

I went to Bunny Delmonte's
funeral.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Don't be.
They had those Jewish donuts

you spread cheese on.

Do you ever just go get coffee
with a friend?

Coffee makes me jittery.

And so do friends.

Eddie's in his room.

But be warned.

It smells like seat-noises
in there.

Mommy, I think "seat-noises"
is just our family's word.

Five seconds in Eddie's room
and she'll be up to speed.

Close the door.
Where's my mom?

In the backyard,
don't worry.

Close the door anyway.

My mom had a sixth sense
when it came to us

trying to get away
with anything.

The distant click
of a closing bedroom door

was like an air-raid siren
to her.

♪♪

Lookie here.

Wow. Champagne.

And it's red.

This is Cold Duck.

It's from a vineyard
in De-twah.

I think that's pronounced
"Detroit."

Oh, same as ours.

My buddy, Dino, swiped this
from his folks.

This will be fun when we see
the meteor shower tonight.

It will definitely enhance
the Perseids Maximus,

which is very active
this year.

"Perseids Maximus"?

I researched that
at the library

so you wouldn't think I was just
taking you there to make out.

Mm, which you are.
You better stow that, though.

Your mom has a way of popping in
unexpectedly.

If we like this,
I can get other stuff from Dino.

He's a good guy
and he doesn't mind stealing.

[ Glass shatters ]

Holy hell!

I'm dead!

If my mom finds out,
I'm dead!

Then we can't let her
find out.

Sure,
Mom could have burst in

and brought down the hammer
right there,

but my mother saw
the opportunity to figure out

if Wendi was worthy
of Eddie --

and, more importantly,
worthy of her.

I have $9
and a Pee Wee Reese rookie card

in my top sock drawer.

Take them and go.
You can start a new life.

♪♪

We -- We can clean this.
This isn't so bad.

It is bad.
My parents hate liquor.

They won't even have it
in the house.

This was true.

If a recipe called
for alcohol,

my mom would substitute
something else.

Her Cream of Mushroom
Rum Cake

was not a hit
at bake sales.

Maybe I can distract your mom
for a little while.

It won't work.

I have to clean the sheets,
the floor!

I just have to get her
out of the house

for a few hours.
She doesn't leave this house.

She goes to church
and that's it.

What does she do for fun?

Nothing.
She's the enemy of fun.

Your mom trusts me.

I'll convince her.

I can't have her hating me
over this.

She won't hate you.
She'll just judge you forever.

Oh, wait,
that's what she does for fun.

Mom?!

Wasting electricity
in the daytime?

Use the free light.

[ Vacuum whirs ]

Hey, Mrs. Cleary.

Oh.

You and Eddie
headed out?

We were,
but then I started thinking...

you should go out.

What a strange suggestion.

Why on earth would you want me
to leave the house?

Oh, wait, I know!

You're worried about me
having enough fun.

You were saying
that you don't get out much.

Well, I guess I wouldn't mind
having my hair done

at Helen's Salon.

But I could never...

Of course you could!

No,
every time I turn around,

there's some new mess
being created.

Who knows what else I'd find
if I started poking around.

There's a house
full of healthy boys here

to take care of all that.
Eddie!

These useless lumps
are no help.

She's not wrong.
We're lumps.

They're just pretending
to be useless

so you don't make them
do chores.

Did you tell her?

No, but you just did.

Sorry, Mrs. Cleary.

I'm not taking no
for an answer.

Heeey!

You changed your shirt.

Funny, I just had
the craziest sneeze.

Your mother's going to go out
and get her hair done.

Oh, good idea!

And I said
while she's out,

we'll take care
of her housework.

We're doing something nice
for Mom? I'm in.

You see,
they're dying to help --

watch the baby, do the laundry,
mop the kitchen.

It's the least
they can do.

I can picture less.

You're all being
so sweet.

Oh. What the heck.

Okay. I'll go.

But I promise,
I'll be right back.

Take your time.

Do extra stuff.

Get your fingernails washed
or whatever.

Fingernail washing?

That's no fun alone.

Oh, wait.
Here's a thought --

Wendi, why don't you come
with me?

Um...I-I suppose
that could work.

It'll be my treat!
We'll gossip,

tell each other
all our secrets.

Uh...

I'm kidding!

You don't have any secrets
from me.

♪♪

[ Door closes ]

Eddie: If you guys really want
to help me clean the house,

the best way to do that
is to stay out of my way.

I'll let you back in
for dinner.

[ Door slams ]

If you need me,
I'll be under that tree.

Or more correctly,
I'll be visiting

the seventh moon of Vallys
with my good friend Quaytar.

Alone under the tree,
got it.

What about you, Pat?

Want to meet my secret dog?

The one
with the blood-red eyes

who stares through
your bedroom window at night?

No, that's Kevin.

This one's real.

I keep him a couple blocks
from here.

C'mon.

Our main job today
is keeping that alive.

Don't die.

Joey,
go to the garage.

You're gonna grab a bucket
and mop, come back,

and your job will be scrubbing
the kitchen floors.

On it!

Frank, you do laundry.

As long as you tell Mom
it was me.

Unlike Mother's Day,
when I bought her a card

and everybody put their names
on it.

Don't be a drip,
Frank.

Even Joey is helping.

Start with the wet towels
in the bathroom.

[ Door opens ]

Hey, what's goin' on?

Glad you're here.

There's kind of a crisis.

Oh, yeah,
Dad forgot his lunch.

What?! No! If Dad comes home
hungry, I'm dead!

Sure, the guy can be
a little grumpy,

but just steer clear
'til he's eaten.

Frank: What in tarnation
happened here?!

♪♪

[ Sniffs ]

Now I see the real reason
you sent Mom to the hairdresser.

You don't really care
about helping her

be as beautiful
as she can be.

[ Sighs ]
This will all be taken care of.

Oh, it will, once I call Mom
and Mom calls the police

and the police thank Mom
and Mom thanks me.

And I say,
"Ho, ho, it's fine, Mom,

we can share the credit."

[ Chuckles ]

Stop!

Give me that!
Ugh!

You just added assault
to your crimes, mister!

[ Growls ]

[ Grunting ]

Break it up!

♪♪

[ Yelling ]

Frank: You'll be grounded
for --

So where's this dog
of yours?

He's trapped.
We have to rescue him.

He belongs to the people
living at this house.

Now you sound like the people
that live here.

He wants to play
with me.

Watch!
No.

No, no, no, no!
[ Dog barks ]

No, no!
No, no, no, no!

He must know a better way
to our house!

Tessie!

What's happening doesn't match
what you're saying!

♪♪

Keep going straight.

I thought Helen's
was near your house?

Wendi,
don't ask a million questions --

just go with the flow.

You wanted me to have fun,
right?

Or maybe we should
just go home...

No, a-absolutely,
we'll go wherever you want.

My mom was big on loyalty,

and planned to put Wendi
to the test

before letting this upstart
crack our family circle.

Mom didn't have
a license

but was completely
in the driver's seat.

Get on the Five Freeway.

♪♪

[ Sighs ]

I couldn't reach Dad.

Maybe he'll buy
his lunch today.

When did a ham sandwich
go up to 75 cents?

That's ridiculous.

Lou.

Lou: Yeah?
I'm running home.

Are you new here?

Dad's not gonna want to pay
for lunch

when he has a free sandwich
waiting at home.

He still talks about
what a deal World War II was

because the Army paid
for his meals.

I am gonna tell him and Mom
everything!

You guys are gonna be
in so much trouble.

William, untie me!

Or I'll smack you.

Well,
you are bigger than me,

but Eddie's
bigger than you,

so according to the transitive
property of smacking --

sorry,
outta luck.

♪♪

If Dad got off for lunch
five minutes ago,

he's gonna be here
any minute.

Oh. What if he doesn't
have to come inside?

His car pulls up, I just run out
and give him his sandwich!

Problem solved.

♪♪

What?

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Oh. [ Chuckles ]

This is nice.

Oh, wow, Mrs. Cleary.

This place
is very chichi. What?

You're saying these rich people
are better than us?

Trick question --
of course they are.

But they don't know that.

Whatever I do,
play along.

I don't think
we should --

Hi. We're here
for haircuts.

We're "appointment only."
And we're solidly booked.

Excuse me.

It's for the best.

I wouldn't know
what to ask for here anyway.

Don't be silly.

We didn't do freeway-driving
to give up now.

Do you have my back?

Okay...

Um, I believe we're down
for 2:00,

but we're very early.

I'm Simone
and this is Bianca.

[ Sighs ] I think
we can accommodate you now.

Does that work for you,
Bianca?

Ciao?

[ Chuckles ]

You have any children,
Simone?

Mm. As a matter of fact, I have
eight adorable Pekingeses.

Oh.

I think about 'em
like my children.

Actually,
I sell their children.

I'm a breeder.

I will have to give you
my number.

I love Chinese dogs!
No.

Eight?
That seems like too many.

Oh, I think that every day,
Valentín.

[ Laughs ]

Bianca has
an interesting hobby --

falconry.

Tell 'em
all about Hercules.

I have a falcon.

And his name is Hercules.

[ Laughter ]

You two are
the living end.

[ Laughter ]
Don't go anywhere.

Valentín, right back.

Uh, those are
the girls upstairs.

What are we doing,
Mrs. Cleary?

We are doing
very little.

I'm doing
all the heavy lifting here.

"I have a falcon.

His name is Hercules."

You're gonna blow this.
"Blow this"?

What are gonna do
when Simone and Bianca get here?

You think we can't take
a Simone and a Bianca?

They probably weigh 12 pounds
between 'em.

Champagne?
Oh, thank you.

[ Chuckles ]

That's nice.

Mm.

Hm?

Don't worry.
I'm not gonna tell your mom.

I thought
you didn't drink.

Mike abstains --

a lot of sad boozers
on his side.

But I've been known to sneak
a sip every now and again.

You know how that is.

Don't you?

You snooze, you lose.

Mm-hmm.

♪♪

Pat, if he likes you
so much,

why is he running away?

He's not running,
he's playing!

[ Dog barks ]
No. No! Pat, no, stop!

Don't go in there!

There could be a sewer wolf
in there

or a crazed hobo
with a thirst for blood!

There isn't!

♪♪

Where's Tessie?

I don't know. That pipe
was like a mile long.

[ Dog barks ]

[ Dog barks ]

-Tessie!
-[ Groans ]

C'mon, William,
you're better than these guys.

Just free me.

Better yet,
I'll free your imagination.

Oh, no.

"Quaytar sat on a dune
in the middle

of the Logorian desert

reflecting on the struggle
of the Magoryite people.

Was it in his destiny"...
I hate you so much.

You're telling me this is
the last of the meatloaf?

Why'd you have to take
such a big bite?

'Cause it's the last
of the meatloaf.

Spread it out so it reaches
the edge of the bread.

There you go,
a meatloaf comb-over.

There's not enough of it!

Well, her meatloaf's
mostly bread crumbs anyway.

We could fill it up with
crackers and -- and ketchup.

Joey, watch for Dad
so we know when he gets here.

He's here.

There, I helped.

No!

Go outside and stall.

I need another minute.

♪♪

Hey, Pop.
¿Qué pasa?

I forgot
my damn lunch.

And speak English.

Hold on.

I'm gonna be straight with you,
okay?

I was sent out here
to stall you

so you don't see
some dicey stuff

that's going on inside
right now.

The good news is
you're gonna get your sandwich.

Where's your mother?
Exactly the type of question

that'll just get you
drawn in deeper.

Look.

I know you're a man
with a lot on his plate.

You really want
to take this on?

Is anyone hurt
or in danger?

Nothing that can't be cleaned up
before you get home at 6:00.

Oh, hey.

Here's your sandwich, Dad.

If anything has happened
to the TV,

this is a whole
different discussion.

♪♪

Whoa.

Oh, I like it, Ken.

This was definitely worth hiring
those eight dog-sitters.

Oh. [ Laughs ]

What do you think,
Bianca?

Wow, I feel like
a whole new person...

named Bianca.

You can take care of business
out front.

And we now accept
Diners Club.

Of course you do.

Lovely to meet you gals.

You two are a gas.

Oh, come on.
You two.

We'll see you soon.

Oh, huh.

Mrs. Cleary,
I can't let you pay for that.

I have no intention
of paying this amount.

Helen never charged
more than $10.

And she'd take a buck off if you
brought your own shampoo.

I'm gonna give 'em $20
for both of us.

And that's more than fair.

I don't think you get to choose
how much it costs.

You do if you're heading out
the back.

You with me?

You can't just --
[ Door opens ]

I can't believe
you did that!

Well, if you feel bad, you can
go give your hairdo back.

"And as the green sun
set over the Vale of Lothar,

Quaytar wondered
if he would ever see

his beloved Persefony
again."

Alright.
You've suffered enough.

You can come inside now.

About dang time.

I wasn't talking to you.
William.

No! Wait.
Don't leave me out here.

I don't even know what's
gonna happen to Quaytar.

A-At least tell me
how the story ends!

Do you promise
to keep your mouth shut

when Mom comes home?

Okay, untie him
and read him the book.

That was terrifying,
Mrs. Cleary.

You scare me.

You know what scares me,
hon?

New people.

Coming to my house,
sniffing around my family.

It's not easy
for me to trust.

But you proved yourself to me
today --

backing me up the way you did
and stealing a hairdo.

So this was all a...?

A test.

And you passed, Bianca.

Your loyalty today
almost makes up

for the bald-faced lying you did
back at the house.

Suddenly all worried
that I need a day off?

Well, sure,
you work so hard and --

Stop. The last person
to pull one over on me

was Bunny Delmonte.

Never trusted that woman.

But you went
to her funeral.

Just to make sure
she was dead.

So, are you ready to tell me
the truth

about what happened
in Eddie's room?

Yes, um...

I'm sorry.

There was this bottle
of Detroit Champagne

that we were gonna drink
at the meteor shower tonight

and...

it broke.

I broke it.

You broke it?

It was all my idea,
my bottle of wine.

And Eddie didn't know
about it?

No, ma'am.

Well, I know for a fact
that's a lie...

Mrs. Cleary --

But it's the right lie.

As much as I appreciate
your loyalty to me,

you protecting Eddie
is something I appreciate more.

He's not
my most devious offspring.

He's gonna need people
who have his back.

With the right friends,
I could see him

adding value to society
one day.

You know, as a milkman
or something.

He can do
more than that.

Calm down, honey.
You got the job.

♪♪

I really admire how devoted
you are to your children,

Mrs. Cleary.

That I am.

♪♪

But I'm not fanatical
about it.

Keep driving.

I think this is where our
journey with Tessie ends, Pat.

It's okay to be sad,
boy.

This isn't "goodbye,"
it's just --

Okay, bye!

[ Dog barks ]

He'll turn up, sweetie,
I swear.

[ Crying ]

Do you understand
why she's crying?

I'd feel the same way
if I ever lost Tessie.

Peggy: I'm home!

[ Gasps ]

Eddie.
Mom.

House looks great.
Thanks.

I didn't get a chance
to start on my room,

so it looks exactly how it did
when you left.

I gotta say, Mom,
doing all your stuff for one day

gave me
a whole new appreciation.

I finally get
why you're so mean.

What's that little pink speck
there on the crucifix?

It's the blood of Christ.

Look, it wipes right off.

There.

It's good as new.

Hm.

"As he left Crayton,

he looked back at the nine rings
of his home planet

and knew that his past
would always be his future."

[ Sighs ]

So that's the secret
of Quaytar.

Or is it?

Whoa...

[ Door opens and closes ]

I told you, Pop.

I'm a man of my word.

Meantime, the Watergate
grand jury is back in session,

calling dirty tricks
expert...

Okay, then.

♪♪

Adult Timmy: Even though we
often went our separate ways

and had our own adventures,

dinner was the time
we could come together

as a family and avoid
talking about our day.

Eddie, good job with the
Stouffer's Frozen Lasagna.

50 minutes at 425.

I like the way Mom cuts it
into perfect squares.

I don't know what to do
with this mess.

Nothing beats your mom's
meatloaf sandwich.

Today's was the best ever.

Tasted the same to me.
[ Grunts ]

We need a dog.

I vote no.

Dog's a big responsibility.

Not like a fish
or a cat

where it doesn't matter
if you keep it alive.

Mm-hmm.
I can handle big responsibilities.

Okay, then, we've got that leak
in the roof.

You get up there and fix that,
then we'll talk dog.

Yay!

[ Door opens ]

I cannot believe it.

Is nobody even going to bring up
the real crime here today?

The fact that no one
has even told Mom yet

how lovely her hair looks.

Oh, Frank.

Thank you.

Real nice hair, Peg.

You could be
one of those Gabor sisters.

Yeah. You know,
I completely, 100% agree.

Beautiful.

Hm.

[ Door opens ]
[ Chuckles ]

Hi, Mrs. Cleary.

Oh, there you are,
Wendi.

Aren't you gonna compliment her
on her hairdo?

Yeah, of course.

[ Chuckles ]

Look at all that.

You ready to go?

We're headed up to Hansen Dam
to watch the meteor shower.

That's a lot of interest
in Astronomy

for a guy
who got a C-minus.

I believe my friend Wendi
is staying with us tonight.

Your mom wants to teach me
how to decoupage.

She's amazing
and so crafty.

She's definitely crafty.

Hm.
Seems a shame

to miss
the Perseids Maximus tonight.

♪♪

I'll go with you, buddy.

Ah.

♪♪

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