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Synced by emmasan
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Open 20. [Machine hisses]
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Mr. Stinkmeaner, do you understand
what I've just told you?
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I'm a clone!
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Yes, created at this secret and highly
illegal underground human cloning facility.
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Why am I so old?!
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Eh, what?
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If you cloned me when you say you did,
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shouldn't I still be a little kid?!
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The man who you are a clone
of is Colonel H. Stinkmeaner.
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He answered our volunteer
recruitment ad on Blackpeoplemeet.
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A few days later, he died in a street fight.
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Fuck him! He dead! I'm alive! Motherfucker!
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He left you those clothes,
that cane, and the glasses.
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He asked that if the cloning was
successful, we relay this message.
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"Dear me, please go fuck
with Robert J. Freeman.
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Warm regards, nigga. O.G. Stinkmeaner."
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By the way, you're not exactly
the same as the original.
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There were some enhancements.
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Hey, kids, welcome to
the nigga moment reboot!
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This is where we're gonna
do some shit we already did
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and just pretend you didn't
see that shit the first time!
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[Laughter] That's right, nigga!
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We don't respect your intelligence!
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[Laughter] Hey, and welcome
to "Cooking with Stink!"
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- [Cheers and applause]
- We're whipping up a nigga moment today,
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and here's what you'll
need to make one at home!
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First, you'll need two
black men, age 5 to 122.
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You can find these pretty much everywhere!
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I've got two right here!
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- [Cheers and applause]
- Then add one minor incident.
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Could be an errant look, incidental contact.
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I prefer the classic shoe step myself.
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[Audience shouts]
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After that you just need
25 years of thug rap.
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The movie "Scarface," which
teaches irrational thinking.
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Don't forget to stir in the crack!
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[Laughter]
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And mwah! Voil? Delicioso!
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- [Cheers and applause]
- The best thing about nigga moments is,
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they never stop! Every day for
niggas is like "groundhog day"!
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- Granddad: [Gasps]
- Yeah, nigga!
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I hit your car just 'cause I wanted to!
[Laughs evilly]
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I didn't even want to park in that space!
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I just wanted to fuck your car up and
then wait here to tell you I did it!
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- What you gonna do?!
- Granddad: No!
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- Two old dudes about to fight!
- Granddad: It can't be!
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[Spectators ooh]
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- Stinkmeaner?!
- Close, nigga!
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It's the clone of Stinkmeaner,
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nigga, and I've been waiting here to
tell you, you's a bitch-ass, faggot-ass,
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punk-ass, pussy-ass, bitch-ass nigga!
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[Spectators murmur]
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Granddad: You know what? I'm sick of this
shit. You came back to life again?
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Fine, I'll kill your punk ass one more time!
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Well, let's go, nigga!
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Come see what this blind,
old man got for your ass!
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Granddad: [Grunts]
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[Spectators murmuring]
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Ohh! Unh!
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Oh, yeah! You wasn't expecting
all that was you, nigga?!
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It's a black nigga samurai! Ha!
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Granddad: [Grunts]
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[Shouting indistinctly]
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Granddad: Agh!
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- [Both grunting]
- [Laughs evilly]
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- Granddad: Agh!
- [Laughs evilly]
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Yeah! [Shouting indistinctly]
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Granddad: What's wrong with y'all?!
Somebody help me!
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[Siren wailing, tires screech]
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The police! Thank God for the police!
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[Footsteps approaching]
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The good news for you is,
he's not pressing any charges.
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Granddad: He's not pressing charges?!
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He attacked me! I want to press charges!
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There were at least 53 recordings
of the incident, Mr. Freeman.
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In all of them, you attack him first.
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Granddad: But I had to! He's a psychopath!
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- I killed him, and...
- Go on.
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Granddad: I mean, not him,
but it's hard to explain.
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That man is going to attack me again!
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I don't mean to offend you or
make you uncomfortable, but, oh,
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- do you know what a nigga moment is?
- Of course.
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Thank God for them,
or I wouldn't have a job.
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But an n-word moment, as you put it,
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does not excuse you from obeying the law.
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So if this is an n-word moment,
Mr. Freeman, my advice is,
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do not be an n-word.
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Granddad: Oh, hi, guys.
What are you doing up?
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I, uh, got into a little fender bender.
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I'm okay... just a little, uh...
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Riley: [Laughs]
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Granddad, you got your ass beat again!
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I mean, anybody can lose once or
twice, but granddad stay losing!
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Granddad: What?! You know what happened?!
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Riley: Do we know what happened?!
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Everybody knows what happened!
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I caught the last half
of it on the live stream!
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Granddad: Oh, no! Why me?! Why?!
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Huey: I don't understand.
How does he keep coming back?
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Granddad: He said he was a clone.
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Huey: A clone?!
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Granddad: I know! When did
they start cloning people?!
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I watch the news! Brian Williams never
said nothing about no human cloning!
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Riley: Man, one of your fights got a
total of seven million views so far!
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Ooh, we should start a business of just
letting you get your ass beat, granddad.
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I mean, niggas get beat up all the time,
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but people really get off
seeing you get your ass beat!
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- Granddad: [Growls]
- [Doorbell rings]
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Ruckus: Robert Freeman,
you're the only person I know
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can get his ass whupped by a nigga
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he already killed a dozen times before!
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I mean, by nature, niggas lose. They losers.
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They natural-born losers,
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but you like some kind
of heptathlete of losing.
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Granddad: Not now, Ruckus! Not now!
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Ruckus: Well, I'd actually lower my voice,
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seeing as how you just got
your ass whupped! [Laughs]
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Completely embarrassing!
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Oh, I can't see how a man could
achieve a quality erection
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after getting beaten that bad.
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Granddad: Then there's only one
thing I can do. I have to train.
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I have to become a master warrior so
I can defeat my enemy in a rematch,
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preferably on video so I can post
it online and salvage my dignity!
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Riley: Ooh, that sounds like an awesome
plan that can't go wrong, granddad!
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Millions of people would
tune in just to see you die!
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Huey: Granddad, isn't that exactly what
we did the first time this happened?
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Granddad: Yeah.
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Huey: And you ended up killing him.
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Granddad: Yeah. See? The plan worked.
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I did it once. I can do it again
because I believe in myself.
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- Huey: No, granddad, my point is...
- Granddad: Less talk, more training! Let's go!
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Huey: The more you fight,
the more he fights.
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It's your ego, granddad.
You're the problem.
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Granddad: I'm rising to the challenge,
redeeming my honor!
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Huey: That's a nice way
to say you want payback.
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What's the opposite of a nigga?
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- Granddad: I don't know.
- Huey: Think about it.
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- Granddad: Mr. Rogers?
- Huey: Perfect.
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Can you imagine Mr. Rogers
in a nigga moment?
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[Both laughing]
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Granddad: Of course not!
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Huey: So to end a nigga moment,
you have to be Mr. Rogers,
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and what would Mr. Rogers do?
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He would follow normal white-people rules.
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So if Stinkmeaner confronted
Mr. Rogers in a parking lot...
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Granddad: Oh, yeah, he wouldn't fight.
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He would walk away and call the police.
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Huey: And if he keeps coming back?
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Granddad: File a complaint,
get a restraining order.
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Eventually, they would
put Stinkmeaner in jail.
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Riley: But then he has to snitch,
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and then I got to live with that shame!
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Granddad: Yes, dumb idea, Huey.
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Stinkmeaner get away with
beating me in front of everyone!
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I never get redemption!
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Huey: But it ends.
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Granddad: You're saying that
I should just let him get away
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with beating me in front
of the whole world?!
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Huey: If you want this to finally end, yes.
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Granddad: No, I can't do that.
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I got pride. I'm strong.
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No woman wants a man who files a
restraining order in the face of danger.
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I want an erection!
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Huey: How many times in life do
you get a second chance, granddad?
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A chance to fix your biggest mistake?
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Granddad: Fine! I'll find someone else
to make me a master swordsman.
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Riley, look up "master swordsman."
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Private lessons.
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You know I don't like a lot of
people around me when I'm sweating,
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oh, and not too expensive.
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Uh, we're broke.
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[Ringtone playing]
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Oh, somebody's calling me on Skype!
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Nobody ever calls me on Skype!
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[Laughs evilly]
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What's good, nigga?! Bet you
weren't expecting this face!
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I'm surprised you can still
see after what I did to ya,
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you bitch-ass, faggot ass, bitch-ass faggot!
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Granddad: Damn it, how'd you figure
out how to call me on Skype?!
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I don't even know how to use this shit.
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Hey, nigga, I just wanted
to let you know that
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if you not too much of a pussy-ass nigga,
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you can meet me tomorrow in
the parking lot for a rematch!
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Oh, and I put the word
out to the whole world,
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so if you don't show, well,
you know what that means.
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[Laughs] You's a bitch-ass nigga!
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Bitch-ass.
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You's a bitch-ass nigga!
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Yeah, rock with me, Robert! Come on!
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Granddad: Something's wrong.
That cave... I feel cold.
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That place... it is
strong with the dark side.
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Mm, a domain of evil, it is. In you must go.
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Granddad: What's in there?
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Only what you take with you.
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Your weapons... you will not need them.
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Granddad: Yeah, whatever.
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[Creatures chirping]
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[Grunts]
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- [Breathing heavily]
- Granddad: [Gasps]
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[Lightsaber whirs]
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[Breathing heavily continues]
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What's good, Robert?!
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What's really good?!
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- [Shouting indistinctl]
- Granddad: [Grunts]
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[Sighs]
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Aah!
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That's right, Robert! I'm you!
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[Laughing evilly]
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Granddad: Aah!
[Screaming]
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[Breathing heavily]
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[Indistinct talking]
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Riley: I can't believe you going
out like this, granddad.
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- Granddad: Nigga, hush!
- [Telephone ringing]
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Uh, yes, I-I just want to make sure that
the sergeant know it's Robert Freeman.
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I'm at the mall, and I'm gonna be
attacked by this crazy nigga at any time.
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Okay? So they're on their way?
Okay, just making sure.
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Riley: Granddad, you do this, you
really gonna be a bitch-ass nigga.
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I mean, I shouldn't be surprised
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'cause if I Google "bitch nigga,"
I'll find you, but damn!
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Ow!
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I'm afraid to show my face!
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Hey, look who's coming.
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[Indistinct shouting] [Spectators booing]
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Go home, old man! You're a loser!
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[Booing continues]
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- [Cheers and applause
- Well, well, well!
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You ready for one more ass-whupping?!
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You're going down!
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Granddad: I will not fight you, Stinkmeaner.
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Say what, nigga?! You not gonna fight?!
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[Spectators booing]
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Then why'd you come?!
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Nigga, you could've told me
you's a bitch over the phone!
236
00:11:31,749 --> 00:11:33,511
Granddad: I came because
I'm not afraid of you!
237
00:11:33,685 --> 00:11:35,906
But I'm tired of acting like a nigga!
238
00:11:35,906 --> 00:11:38,987
I'm an old man. I'm dignified. I watch PBS.
239
00:11:38,987 --> 00:11:41,768
All y'all should be ashamed!
This has gone too far!
240
00:11:41,768 --> 00:11:45,555
Now, I've already called the police,
so everyone should just go home!
241
00:11:45,588 --> 00:11:47,957
- [Spectators booing]
- Come on, fight, old man! Fight!
242
00:11:47,997 --> 00:11:50,194
[Siren wailing]
243
00:11:50,222 --> 00:11:51,438
Aw, hey!
244
00:11:54,490 --> 00:11:56,744
[Guns cock] [Cane clatters]
245
00:11:56,777 --> 00:11:59,048
- Ruined everything!
- [Indistinct shouting]
246
00:11:59,048 --> 00:12:00,910
This ain't over, Robert!
247
00:12:00,938 --> 00:12:03,469
We got your back, Stinkmeaner!
248
00:12:05,229 --> 00:12:16,768
Granddad: [Hums] It worked.
[Humming] It worked. [Humming]
249
00:12:16,768 --> 00:12:18,225
[Doorbell rings]
250
00:12:20,928 --> 00:12:24,668
Hey! Ed Wuncler, my favorite billionaire!
251
00:12:24,668 --> 00:12:25,597
What can I do for you?
252
00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:29,728
Well, I heard about your little incident,
and I wanted to see if you were okay.
253
00:12:29,728 --> 00:12:31,040
Granddad: Oh, I'm fine.
254
00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,648
That's good because I brought a friend over.
255
00:12:33,648 --> 00:12:34,509
[Laughs evilly]
256
00:12:34,551 --> 00:12:37,386
What's good, nigga?! You
thought you got rid of me?!
257
00:12:37,386 --> 00:12:38,720
Granddad: [Gasps]
258
00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:42,334
Still here. And you's still a bitch
259
00:12:42,376 --> 00:12:43,352
[Laughs]
260
00:12:43,379 --> 00:12:46,122
I love this guy... so entertaining!
261
00:12:46,162 --> 00:12:47,731
Granddad: But he's supposed to be in jail!
262
00:12:47,731 --> 00:12:51,202
I know, yes. I took it upon
myself to bail him out,
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00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:54,815
as well as bribe the district
attorney to drop the case.
264
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,120
You really should stop snitching, Robert.
265
00:12:57,158 --> 00:12:59,747
What happened to this
country when two grown men
266
00:12:59,786 --> 00:13:03,215
can't settle their differences
in a bloody street fight?
267
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:05,211
I thought maybe we could
come in and have a chat.
268
00:13:05,211 --> 00:13:06,740
Granddad: No, absolutely not!
269
00:13:06,783 --> 00:13:09,314
That monster is not stepping
one foot in my house!
270
00:13:09,905 --> 00:13:13,090
Well, technically speaking,
it's my house, remember?
271
00:13:13,127 --> 00:13:14,732
The one that's underwater,
272
00:13:14,772 --> 00:13:16,467
the one you and your children live in
273
00:13:16,515 --> 00:13:20,384
out of the little warmth
in my cold, hard heart!
274
00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:23,915
[Slurps]
275
00:13:24,456 --> 00:13:27,145
What the fuck kind of
lemonade is this bullshit?
276
00:13:27,548 --> 00:13:31,151
So, as you know, we're still not
where we need to be with this house.
277
00:13:31,194 --> 00:13:33,428
You owe me a lot of money,
278
00:13:33,428 --> 00:13:34,764
and I started thinking
279
00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:38,421
this hilarious thing you guys
do together could be the answer!
280
00:13:38,421 --> 00:13:40,614
Granddad: This man is a psychopathic stalker,
281
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:42,580
and we don't do anything funny together!
282
00:13:42,610 --> 00:13:44,708
The people feel differently, Robert...
283
00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:47,764
40 million views. The fights are a hit!
284
00:13:47,764 --> 00:13:50,482
It would be good business to do one more.
285
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:53,382
Granddad: No, absolutely not!
Out of the question!
286
00:13:53,427 --> 00:13:56,878
Just one more. Everything will be legal.
287
00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:59,740
If one of you accidently
gets killed, no problem.
288
00:13:59,779 --> 00:14:01,480
We can do pay per view,
289
00:14:01,518 --> 00:14:06,196
a little mini doc to go with it,
maybe even go to different cities.
290
00:14:06,196 --> 00:14:08,436
Think of it like the WWE.
291
00:14:08,469 --> 00:14:12,986
Except it'll really be me
kicking yo bitch ass every night,
292
00:14:13,034 --> 00:14:14,811
you punk-ass faggot-ass bitch!
293
00:14:14,838 --> 00:14:16,426
What you guys do together is like
294
00:14:16,460 --> 00:14:20,261
watching the Harlem Globetrotters
beat the Washington Generals,
295
00:14:20,304 --> 00:14:26,427
except it's an old, black man
kicking another old, black man's ass!
296
00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:31,178
Granddad: [Sighs]
297
00:14:31,202 --> 00:14:33,925
I don't want to do this! Why do
I have to keep fighting this man?
298
00:14:33,925 --> 00:14:35,296
I killed him already!
299
00:14:35,296 --> 00:14:38,548
Riley: Granddad, you got to take
all that anger you've been feeling
300
00:14:38,588 --> 00:14:40,648
and hold onto it real tight!
301
00:14:40,692 --> 00:14:43,243
Focus on it, and so on
fight night in two weeks,
302
00:14:43,286 --> 00:14:44,636
that's how you're gonna find the strength
303
00:14:44,677 --> 00:14:46,996
to beat this nigga in
front of the whole world!
304
00:14:46,996 --> 00:14:48,277
Granddad: Yeah.
305
00:14:48,318 --> 00:14:50,988
Riley: He made you look like a
punk in front of everybody!
306
00:14:51,028 --> 00:14:54,508
Now he living it up,
getting money. He's on TV.
307
00:14:54,508 --> 00:14:56,167
I seen him on TMZ.
308
00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:59,072
Got some bad bitches, too... Bad ones.
309
00:14:59,136 --> 00:15:01,178
- Granddad: [Shouts]
- [Laughing evilly]
310
00:15:01,628 --> 00:15:04,618
[Laughing evilly continues]
311
00:15:07,311 --> 00:15:09,857
Granddad:
[Growls] [Grunting]
312
00:15:12,551 --> 00:15:15,416
[Grunts] [Sighs]
313
00:15:18,249 --> 00:15:23,317
We'd like to thank tonight's sponsors...
chicken and sugar water!
314
00:15:24,282 --> 00:15:28,124
Riley: Man, is that that new Stinkmeaner
sketch comedy show on TBS?
315
00:15:28,159 --> 00:15:29,831
That nigga's everywhere!
316
00:15:30,046 --> 00:15:33,313
Take that rage, put it
in your fists, granddad.
317
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:36,547
Huey: Riley, you notice anything
different about granddad?
318
00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:40,049
Riley: Hell yeah! I'm noticing a
lot different about granddad!
319
00:15:40,049 --> 00:15:44,028
He ain't never gonna get his ass beat
again, and it's all because of me!
320
00:15:44,028 --> 00:15:47,132
I told him to take all
that hate, hold onto it!
321
00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:54,917
Granddad: Stupid politicians are stupid.
322
00:15:54,949 --> 00:15:57,269
Everybody's fucking stupid, God damn it.
323
00:15:57,305 --> 00:15:59,421
What... what... what is this shit here?
324
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,884
What is this... a fucking cooking show?
325
00:16:00,922 --> 00:16:01,765
[Grunts]
326
00:16:01,805 --> 00:16:03,532
Huey: He keeps bumping into things.
327
00:16:03,843 --> 00:16:07,026
When he's not working
out, this is all he does.
328
00:16:08,006 --> 00:16:10,133
Granddad: Fuck, it's all a
bunch of bullshit anyway.
329
00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:12,784
Oh, they're a bunch of fucking liars.
330
00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:14,262
The president is a liar.
331
00:16:14,262 --> 00:16:16,192
Tom: I think there may be a problem.
332
00:16:16,237 --> 00:16:18,516
Granddad: Only problem is you
motherfucker think I can't hear you!
333
00:16:18,553 --> 00:16:19,490
Tom: [Whimpers]
334
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:28,124
Hi, Mr. Freeman. Unh! Hey!
335
00:16:28,158 --> 00:16:29,492
Granddad: Damn it, watch
where you're going, bitch!
336
00:16:29,532 --> 00:16:31,015
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
337
00:16:31,144 --> 00:16:33,158
Shit I ought to whup your big ass!
338
00:16:33,355 --> 00:16:34,960
Now get the fuck out of my way!
339
00:16:35,013 --> 00:16:36,916
- Riley: Slow down, granddad!
- Huey: Granddad, watch out for that curb!
340
00:16:36,916 --> 00:16:37,713
Riley: Ow!
341
00:16:37,745 --> 00:16:39,181
I can't find my seat belt!
342
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:39,821
[Car horns honking]
343
00:16:39,859 --> 00:16:42,449
Huey: Whoa, hey, granddad, I think
we should talk about your eyesight
344
00:16:42,508 --> 00:16:43,857
and whether it's safe to drive.
345
00:16:43,857 --> 00:16:44,952
Granddad: I've been driving my whole life!
346
00:16:44,994 --> 00:16:47,651
I don't need to know how
to see to drive! Shut up!
347
00:16:47,651 --> 00:16:49,137
[Tires screeching]
348
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,533
Now, what the fuck is this?!
349
00:16:53,533 --> 00:16:55,583
I hate when people do that. I hate it!
350
00:16:55,583 --> 00:16:58,262
I hate it! I fucking Hate it!
351
00:16:58,444 --> 00:17:00,031
That was supposed to be our space!
352
00:17:00,031 --> 00:17:01,909
You know what? You know what?! Fuck That!
353
00:17:01,953 --> 00:17:03,333
That's our space, God damn it!
354
00:17:03,919 --> 00:17:05,551
[Tires squealing]
355
00:17:05,684 --> 00:17:07,534
Huey: Granddad, what are
you doing?! Stop the car!
356
00:17:07,534 --> 00:17:08,475
Riley: I don't want to die!
357
00:17:08,899 --> 00:17:11,848
There! Now stick that up your ass!
358
00:17:13,957 --> 00:17:16,310
My car! You hit my car!
359
00:17:16,354 --> 00:17:18,780
Granddad: Your fault for parking
like a fucking asshole!
360
00:17:18,780 --> 00:17:23,385
Huey: Granddad, wait!
Let's get out. Oh! Man!
361
00:17:23,426 --> 00:17:24,972
Riley: We can't get out! [Grunts]
362
00:17:25,805 --> 00:17:26,853
Granddad: Yes, I said it!
363
00:17:26,853 --> 00:17:29,842
Hey, little girl. Your daddy
parked like a fucking asshole.
364
00:17:29,871 --> 00:17:31,257
[Cackles]
365
00:17:31,292 --> 00:17:32,874
Now, won't you be my neighbor motherfucker.
366
00:17:32,909 --> 00:17:34,560
Huey: He's trying to start a nigga moment!
367
00:17:35,668 --> 00:17:38,897
Granddad: I'm from a town
called Whup Mr... Aah! [Grunts]
368
00:17:39,570 --> 00:17:40,440
- Huey: Run!
- Granddad: [Grunts]
369
00:17:40,512 --> 00:17:43,338
Huey: We're sorry! We'll pay
for the damage! Just run!
370
00:17:43,338 --> 00:17:44,353
Granddad: [Grunts] We will not!
371
00:17:44,383 --> 00:17:45,585
You little niggas, get off of me!
372
00:17:45,585 --> 00:17:48,890
Come on, honey, let's walk the
other way and call the police.
373
00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:49,628
Granddad: [Grunting]
374
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:51,368
- Riley: Stay down! Stay down, please!
- Granddad: Get off me!
375
00:17:51,412 --> 00:17:55,050
- Riley: Please stay down!
- Granddad: [Grunting]
376
00:17:58,792 --> 00:18:00,623
I'm kicking that motherfucker's ass tomorrow!
377
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,482
Riley: What do you think...
Too much hate maybe?
378
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:05,322
[Bag pounding]
379
00:18:06,864 --> 00:18:08,451
[Cheers and applause]
380
00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:11,914
Yeah, Stinkmeaner!
381
00:18:11,914 --> 00:18:16,927
[Chanting] Stinkmeaner!
Stinkmeaner! Stinkmeaner!
382
00:18:16,957 --> 00:18:21,822
- Kill them! Yeah!
- We love you! We love you!
383
00:18:22,264 --> 00:18:27,021
[Indistinct shouting] [Cheers and applause]
384
00:18:31,047 --> 00:18:35,155
[Bell rings] [Cheers and applause]
385
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:36,309
Oh, fight!
386
00:18:36,336 --> 00:18:39,670
You ready for this, you bitch-ass... aah!
387
00:18:41,206 --> 00:18:42,945
Oh, I see now!
388
00:18:42,945 --> 00:18:47,264
Did you take some karate classes? Whoa!
389
00:18:47,907 --> 00:18:50,848
[Both grunting]
390
00:18:51,379 --> 00:18:53,379
Ohh!
391
00:18:53,695 --> 00:18:55,737
- Granddad: [Shouts]
- Aah!
392
00:18:56,532 --> 00:19:00,354
[Sighs] Goddamn, nigga, that shit hurt!
393
00:19:01,809 --> 00:19:04,309
Aah! You... you missed me, nigga!
[Laughs]
394
00:19:04,338 --> 00:19:07,063
- Granddad: [Grunts]
- [Both grunts]
395
00:19:07,093 --> 00:19:09,367
Granddad: [Shouts]
396
00:19:09,403 --> 00:19:11,431
- Agh!
- [All gasp]
397
00:19:12,909 --> 00:19:13,972
Huey: We have to stop it!
398
00:19:14,018 --> 00:19:15,000
Riley: No, we don't.
399
00:19:15,035 --> 00:19:18,635
Agh! Shit! Fuck, fuck, agh!
400
00:19:18,670 --> 00:19:23,751
Ohh! Agh! Agh! Agh! [Bleep]
401
00:19:25,052 --> 00:19:30,117
What kind of fuck are you...[Moans] agh!
402
00:19:32,182 --> 00:19:33,426
Uh, all right, Robert.
403
00:19:34,563 --> 00:19:41,651
- Granddad: [Grunts] [Grunts]
- [Screaming]
404
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:45,249
[Moaning] [Sighs]
405
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:49,678
Granddad: [Shouts]
406
00:19:49,733 --> 00:19:53,538
Huey: Hey, stop this! Granddad,
stop! Listen to me!
407
00:19:53,538 --> 00:19:56,155
We don't have to make the
same mistakes! We can learn!
408
00:19:56,198 --> 00:19:57,846
We're not niggas, granddad!
409
00:20:01,527 --> 00:20:03,096
[Cane clatters]
410
00:20:04,846 --> 00:20:07,473
[Coughs]
411
00:20:08,222 --> 00:20:11,715
[Moaning] [Sighs]
412
00:20:20,812 --> 00:20:22,150
Granddad: If I let you live,
413
00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:24,525
you are going to leave me alone,
414
00:20:24,552 --> 00:20:27,833
and if I see you again, I'm gonna...
415
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,648
I'm gonna call the police and
file for a restraining order!
416
00:20:31,676 --> 00:20:34,421
But what about the fight tour?!
417
00:20:34,774 --> 00:20:37,476
Yeah, you know, this didn't
really go as expected.
418
00:20:37,514 --> 00:20:40,710
When you were the one getting
beaten, Robert, it was fun!
419
00:20:40,942 --> 00:20:42,507
Deal's off!
420
00:20:43,646 --> 00:20:45,905
Granddad: Will you please
go fuck with somebody else?!
421
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,305
Sure, Robert. All you had to was ask.
422
00:20:48,342 --> 00:20:50,566
I don't even know you. I'm just the clone.
423
00:20:52,690 --> 00:20:57,134
Granddad: That's it. I think
it's finally over. Let's go home.
424
00:20:57,134 --> 00:20:58,491
Hey, hey!
425
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:01,063
One of you niggas call me an ambulance!
426
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:04,512
[Cicadas chirping]
427
00:21:04,512 --> 00:21:07,180
Hey, Robert! What y'all eating, Robert?!
428
00:21:07,180 --> 00:21:11,475
How come you never invite ya boy
Stinkmeaner over for dinner, Robert?!
429
00:21:11,475 --> 00:21:15,489
That's fucked up, you
selfish-ass, hungry-ass nigga!
430
00:21:16,850 --> 00:21:18,568
Riley: Yo, so, you mean, like,
431
00:21:18,591 --> 00:21:21,631
Stinkmeaner just gonna be
around from, like, now on?
432
00:21:21,934 --> 00:21:23,499
Are you ignoring me?!
433
00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:25,814
Granddad: This is what I get
for doing the right thing?!
434
00:21:25,848 --> 00:21:26,562
Robert!
435
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,533
Granddad: You got to be kidding me!
436
00:21:28,533 --> 00:21:29,506
Come on out here, nigga!
437
00:21:29,506 --> 00:21:31,100
Granddad: Nigga, what's wrong with you?!
438
00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:33,213
Stop all that yelling, and get off my yard!
439
00:21:33,213 --> 00:21:35,359
I'm not on your yard, Robert!
440
00:21:35,374 --> 00:21:37,964
Look, I'm on the sidewalk, nigga!
441
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,248
I'm on public property, nigga!
442
00:21:40,248 --> 00:21:43,242
That's fucked up! You can't just tell
me what you're eating for dinner!
443
00:21:43,242 --> 00:21:44,509
Granddad: Stop coming around here!
444
00:21:44,651 --> 00:21:46,593
Knew I should've killed your ass again.
445
00:21:46,823 --> 00:21:48,145
Come on, Robert!
446
00:21:48,145 --> 00:21:52,239
I'm a nigga clone! Annoying
you is all I know how to do!
447
00:21:52,239 --> 00:21:56,260
[Cackling maniacally]
448
00:21:57,216 --> 00:22:01,523
Stinkmeaner forever,
Stinkmeaner forever, stink
449
00:22:01,547 --> 00:22:04,602
Meaner, Stinkmeaner
450
00:22:04,867 --> 00:22:08,429
Stinkmeaner foreve, forever, nigga, yea
451
00:22:08,522 --> 00:22:10,267
Stinkmeaner forever
452
00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:12,319
Stink, stink, stink, stink, stink
453
00:22:12,364 --> 00:22:16,025
S-T-I-N-K-meaner
454
00:22:16,278 --> 00:22:19,495
Stinkmeaner forever, Stinkmeaner
455
00:22:19,824 --> 00:22:22,256
Stinkmeaner, yeah, yeah
456
00:22:22,256 --> 00:22:26,852
Stinkmeaner forever, unh, unh, unh
457
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,267
Hey, hey, hey, yeah
458
00:22:29,459 --> 00:22:32,913
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