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Seals picked this guy up out of Kabul.
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Name is Omar Abdul Hassan Assad
Abad Ali Shahid Mohammed.
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CIA guys couldn't get
anything out of him.
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They said you were our best bet.
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You know who I am, don't you?
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So you know what I'm gonna do if
you don't tell me what I need to
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know.
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You do not scare me!
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Stand him up!
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Aah!
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Where's the target?!
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Allah, make my testicles strong
against the boot of the infid... Aah!
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Where is the target?!
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My gonads are indestructible.
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My penis shaft is strong
like the oak tree.
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Tell me...where...the target is!
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Tell me...where...
the target... is!
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Aah!
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His vitals are spiking.
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He can't take much more.
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We're just getting started.
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Agent Flowers, his heart.
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No. No.
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Wait! Wait a minute!
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Okay, look.
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Maybe I was being stubborn.
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Let's try and talk this out!
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Wait! I remember!
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The target is...
Woodcre-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-st!
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♪ I am the stone that
the builder refused ♪
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♪ I am the visual, the inspiration
that made lady sing the blues ♪
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♪ I'm the spark that
makes your idea bright ♪
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♪ the same spark that
lights the dark ♪
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♪ so that you can know your
left from your right ♪
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♪ I am the ballot in your box,
the bullet in the gun ♪
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♪ the inner glow that lets you
know to call your brother son ♪
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♪ the story that just begun ♪
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♪ the promise of what's to come ♪
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♪ and I'ma remain a soldier
till the war is won ♪
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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So, it's true, huh?
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You're finally calling it quits.
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Yeah.
So now you can stop spying on me.
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Well, just because you say
you're retiring doesn't mean
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you're retiring.
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Could be like Jay-Z and come back,
like, a couple of months later.
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But it is the right thing to do.
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You can't fight the future.
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Don't waste your life trying.
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Oh, and one more thing.
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Know how you always say "they"
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are coming to get you?
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Well, this time, they actually
are coming to get you.
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Who?
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Central terrorist...
Agency or unit, or...
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Come on, I don't know... a
bunch of guys with guns.
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Why?
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They seem to think you're
a domestic terrorist.
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Because you are.
I'm retired.
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Why don't you go ahead and
tell them that while they're
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waterboarding you?
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Is this a trick?
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No. A trick is a [bleep]
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who'd be out spending
money on these bitches.
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This is a warning.
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Hey, man, you see my new iPhone?
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I got one.
I don't like the [bleep]
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I love my iPhone.
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This [bleep] can do
anything and everything.
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Yeah. Everything except
make a [bleep] phone call.
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And on the line right now is
regular caller... I love this
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guy... always has some brilliant
insights... Dan Stucky.
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Dan, what's pissing
you off today, buddy?
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What isn't pissing me off today?
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Let's talk about our
president, "Buck Osama."
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It's lunacy!
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It's like he's declaring
war on rich people.
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Right now, you know, I'm a
private security contractor on
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the front lines, defending
American freedom, but I got
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plans to start my own business,
and I figure to have about
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$30 million in the first two years.
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Wow! Well, Obama's gonna
kill that $30 million.
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Just kill it.
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Yeah, he's gonna take it,
redistribute it, and give it to
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all those losers who sit around all
day watching tv and getting fat.
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Unbelievable, isn't it?
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I just heard Obama's passing
legislation that'll let guys who
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can't get laid go to your
house and bang your wife.
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Dan the security man, as always,
you are right on point.
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Always good to hear from you.
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Next caller.
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Hey, right on time.
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It's tweedlee [bleep] dumbass and
tweedlee bigger dumb [bleep] ass.
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Today's our last day, Dan.
You gonna miss us?
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I just can't wait till we get
this brand-new super [bleep]
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fantastic security
system up and running.
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Yeah, in 24 hours, the new
system will be online, the
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building will reopen, and we
be out your life forever.
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You know what keeps this
building secure? Me.
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A dedicated, fit, fearless
security-enforcement
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professional who can spot a godless
terrorist from a mile away!
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Let me see your fancy [bleep]
computer do that.
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I think you'll feel
differently tomorrow.
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Just make sure you here 24 hours
from now... oh, about... 3:17 P.M.
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And watch the magic happen.
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Gonna be like you died
and went to heaven.
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Hey, do you have an iPhone?
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Eat my ass.
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I love it.
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I got everything I need for this
whole operation right here.
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I got my secret plans and maps.
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Only problem is it's
so thin, so light.
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It could fall out my pocket and I don't
even know the [bleep] happened.
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And did you know the screen was
so indestructible, it could stop
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a speeding bullet?
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can't stop no damn bullet.
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It's an iPhone, not the ispyphone.
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Okay. Timing mechanism
is functioning.
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Everything looks good.
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Setting the timer.
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I remember when these [bleep]
first came out, man.
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Bitches would be coming up to you,
like, "let me see that iPhone.
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Let me play with it!
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Let me stick it up my ass!
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Put it in my mouth!
"Suck on it!"
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Then one day, I got tired
of all these questions.
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You know what I'm saying?
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I let the girl stick the
iPhone up her butt.
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Took the doctors 12
hours to get it out.
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And you know what?
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It was still working.
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It's good to see you, Jack.
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Thank you, director.
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How's Tracey?
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I remember you two were very
much in love and had your whole
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lives ahead of you.
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Yes, we were.
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Then...
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Tracey, wait!
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Aah!
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Unh!
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Tracey!
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Oh [bleep] That's bad.
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Yes, she died very violently, sir.
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After some time passed, I was
engaged to a very special woman
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named Eleanor.
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Then...
Catch, Agent Flowers!
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Aah! Aah!
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Eleanor!
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Holy [bleep] That's bad.
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I thought I would never love again.
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Then I met Taquanda.
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Taquanda?
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Yes, sir. Taquanda.
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Then...
Unh!
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No.
Jack, get this [bleep]
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What you standing
there for [bleep] it!
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Do something!
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Jack Flowers, you
worthless white [bleep]
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Taquand-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!
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That's terrible, Jack.
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He tied her to a missile?
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What kind of deranged, Wile E.
Coyote [bleep] is that?
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Well, I'd love to stand around and
reminisce, but we should get to work.
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We followed up on that
"Woodcrest" clue.
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Came up with one match.
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Domestic terrorist with
radical leftist affiliation.
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Name is Huey Freeman.
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Homeland wants you to pick him up.
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We'll have a field team ready in 20.
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Banes, are you sure about this?
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Look, I've done bad things in my day.
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I've killed people.
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I've also kicked a lot
of people in the nuts.
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I still hear their screams.
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Aah!
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Ohh!
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My nuts!
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But I've never hurt a child.
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He's no normal child, Jack.
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N.S.A.'S got a file on him
thicker than a Luke dancer.
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I don't know if you know
anything about Luke dancers,
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Jack, but they're very thick.
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Very large thighs and buttocks, Jack.
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That's how thick his file is.
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If he puts up a fight,
you put him down.
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Here's what I'm saying.
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I used the recorder app to
dictate the plan into the phone.
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I used the aroundme app to find out
the bomb parts and the detonators.
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And I used the Amazon app
to price everything out.
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Why pay any more than
necessary for C-4?
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gonna blow up anyway, right?
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Great. Maybe one day they'll
invent an app where you can
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actually call some [bleep] body.
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Crap.
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Great.
It's no problem.
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I'll just call my grandfather.
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He'll get us a new car.
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Now let me just use the GPS
to find out where we are.
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We down the street from
your house, asshole.
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Look. That's Riley's
house over there.
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Yep, that's what the iPhone say.
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Will you just please
make the [bleep] call?
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I ain't got no [bleep] bars.
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Granddad, I know you're
not gonna believe me, but I
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think there are government
agents that are coming to...
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Shh! Boy, I don't have
time for your crazy bull crap.
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I don't like to be bothered when
my "Real Housewives of Compton"
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is on!
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Oh, no, she didn't.
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Ew! Yes, she did.
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Damn it! Aah!
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Pause it, boy.
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Hey, pops!
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We need a favor.
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And you delivered the final
shipment to the warehouse?
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Not yet.
We at the Freemans' right now.
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We, uh...blew a tire.
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What the hell are you
doing at the Freemans'?
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There's federal agents
closing in on that house!
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Get to the warehouse now!
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Ed, we got to jet.
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Show ain't over yet.
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Now, Ed.
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We got some [bleep] we
got to take care of.
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Super-secret-type [bleep]
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Ed, come on.
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Okay, fellas.
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Well, give your granddaddy my best.
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Oh, and, uh, I'd stay away from
downtown for quite a while.
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Ed!
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You should only be going uptown.
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Ed!
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U-p-t-o-w-n.
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Ed!
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Aah!
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Yes, I did say that I
would tap that ass.
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That's what I had to say, nigga.
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Federal agents!
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Move! Move! Move!
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You hoes need to get up off me.
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Butler, check in!
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Roger that, checking in.
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Rest of the house is clear.
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Damn it!
C.T.A., this is Flowers.
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The package is not here.
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I repeat, we did not get the package.
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Someone must have tipped him off.
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Set up a perimeter!
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He's probably still on foot.
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Jack, I got something.
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Looks like the old man's credit
card was just used to buy a
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00:10:52,456 --> 00:10:53,323
train ticket online.
254
00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:55,392
I'm guessing our guy is on
his way to the station.
255
00:10:55,426 --> 00:10:56,293
We're on our way.
256
00:10:56,327 --> 00:10:58,695
All units, proceed in the
direction of the train station.
257
00:10:58,763 --> 00:11:01,298
I want this whole place
searched from top to bottom...
258
00:11:07,906 --> 00:11:09,306
Oh, I can't wait.
259
00:11:09,341 --> 00:11:12,944
I can't wait to see what the
white man gonna do to you.
260
00:11:13,011 --> 00:11:14,945
Just drive.
261
00:11:17,783 --> 00:11:21,119
Jack, I got a fast-moving yellow
bus about 3 miles ahead of you.
262
00:11:21,153 --> 00:11:22,320
Looks a little suspicious.
263
00:11:22,388 --> 00:11:25,223
All units, the package is
believed to be on a yellow bus
264
00:11:25,290 --> 00:11:26,290
straight ahead.
265
00:11:28,293 --> 00:11:29,127
Aah! Ohh!
266
00:11:29,194 --> 00:11:29,928
Look, look, look!
267
00:11:29,995 --> 00:11:31,095
Here come the white cavalry!
268
00:11:31,130 --> 00:11:32,930
Oh, they got you now, little nigga.
269
00:11:32,965 --> 00:11:33,998
Try to get the kid alive!
270
00:11:34,033 --> 00:11:36,200
I'm gonna try and get a
clean shot at the driver.
271
00:11:37,269 --> 00:11:38,403
Here he is!
272
00:11:38,437 --> 00:11:41,406
Here he is, Mr. White Man!
273
00:11:41,473 --> 00:11:42,373
Aah! Aah!
274
00:11:42,408 --> 00:11:43,741
Oh, I hate you!
275
00:11:43,775 --> 00:11:45,108
I hate you little nigga!
276
00:11:45,977 --> 00:11:48,011
Keep your foot on the gas!
277
00:12:13,138 --> 00:12:15,740
Take your foot off the gas!
278
00:12:17,075 --> 00:12:21,012
Aaaaaaaaaah!
279
00:12:21,046 --> 00:12:22,380
Oh.
280
00:12:29,421 --> 00:12:31,688
Ohh!
281
00:12:46,008 --> 00:12:48,810
In this footage from yesterday,
the marines subdued
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00:12:48,844 --> 00:12:53,181
the possible, potential,
alleged suspects.
283
00:12:55,952 --> 00:12:57,186
Do you know who I am?
284
00:12:57,220 --> 00:12:58,087
No.
285
00:12:58,121 --> 00:13:00,356
Well, if you knew who I was,
then you would know what I'm
286
00:13:00,390 --> 00:13:02,825
gonna do with you if you don't
tell me what I need to know.
287
00:13:02,892 --> 00:13:04,727
Maybe.
But I don't know who you are.
288
00:13:04,795 --> 00:13:06,996
Do you know what kind of
damage a steel boot can do to
289
00:13:07,064 --> 00:13:08,797
prepubescent testicles?
290
00:13:08,832 --> 00:13:09,999
How would I know that?
291
00:13:10,066 --> 00:13:13,803
Tell me where the target is
before I kick you in the nuts!
292
00:13:13,871 --> 00:13:15,805
Get your hands off of me!
293
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:17,140
I'm a proud American!
294
00:13:17,175 --> 00:13:18,075
it!
295
00:13:18,142 --> 00:13:21,244
I knew this great country was
gonna go straight to [bleep] in
296
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:25,348
a sandwich bag once that bean-pie
chef became commander-in-chief!
297
00:13:25,416 --> 00:13:27,083
Do you want me to kick
you in the nuts?!
298
00:13:27,118 --> 00:13:27,784
No.
299
00:13:27,819 --> 00:13:29,953
Do you want me to kick
you in the nuts?!
300
00:13:29,987 --> 00:13:30,787
No.
301
00:13:30,821 --> 00:13:33,223
Do you want me to... wait, Jack.
302
00:13:33,257 --> 00:13:35,258
I do not want you to
kick him in the nuts.
303
00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:35,792
Why?
304
00:13:35,860 --> 00:13:38,362
He's innocent, but we found
something big at his house.
305
00:13:38,429 --> 00:13:41,265
Or should I say "thin and light"?
306
00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:43,802
This iPhone was found at the
Freeman residence, but it
307
00:13:43,869 --> 00:13:49,041
belongs to an Ed Wuncler III.
308
00:13:49,075 --> 00:13:51,144
Looks like he's the guy
we're looking for.
309
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:54,214
We found the attack plans,
blueprints, schedule, everything.
310
00:13:54,248 --> 00:13:55,982
According to this, the
target is Wuncler Plaza.
311
00:13:56,050 --> 00:13:56,983
There's something else.
312
00:13:57,017 --> 00:13:59,219
A large shipment of unknown
materials at a warehouse.
313
00:13:59,253 --> 00:14:01,320
It doesn't say anything
about what it might be?
314
00:14:01,355 --> 00:14:04,256
No. But it's definitely
related to today's attack.
315
00:14:04,324 --> 00:14:08,894
We all know what it is
... bionuclear Anthrax.
316
00:14:08,961 --> 00:14:10,895
Bionuclear Anthrax.
317
00:14:10,963 --> 00:14:11,963
All right, let's move.
318
00:14:12,031 --> 00:14:13,030
Call Wuncler Plaza.
319
00:14:13,065 --> 00:14:15,299
Tell them to evacuate the
building immediately.
320
00:14:22,341 --> 00:14:24,943
Jack, I want you to find out
what's in that warehouse and
321
00:14:24,978 --> 00:14:26,945
then go after Ed the III
and his grandfather.
322
00:14:26,980 --> 00:14:28,948
I'll get your field
team in 10 minutes.
323
00:14:28,982 --> 00:14:32,852
Yes, sir.
324
00:14:32,887 --> 00:14:35,790
Look, Huey, I apologize for what
happened in there, but nobody is
325
00:14:35,824 --> 00:14:36,790
above the law.
326
00:14:36,858 --> 00:14:38,425
Wuncler is gonna pay for this.
327
00:14:38,493 --> 00:14:39,760
You have my word.
328
00:14:39,794 --> 00:14:40,861
Excuse me, everyone.
329
00:14:40,929 --> 00:14:42,229
Can I have your attention?
330
00:14:42,264 --> 00:14:45,199
I'm afraid we have to abort the
mission to arrest Ed the III and
331
00:14:45,233 --> 00:14:46,033
his grandfather.
332
00:14:46,101 --> 00:14:48,402
What?! What about the bomb?!
Sorry, Jack.
333
00:14:48,436 --> 00:14:50,405
Turns out some people
are above the law.
334
00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:52,941
The Wunclers will not pay
for what they did today.
335
00:14:53,009 --> 00:14:54,042
You have my word.
336
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:55,310
Good work, everyone.
337
00:14:55,344 --> 00:14:56,744
Have a good weekend.
338
00:14:56,779 --> 00:14:59,280
And, oh... no going rogue.
339
00:14:59,314 --> 00:15:00,848
I got the tequila.
340
00:15:00,882 --> 00:15:02,383
Who's got the salt?
341
00:15:02,418 --> 00:15:03,317
I'm going rogue.
342
00:15:03,385 --> 00:15:05,954
Huey, you've got to get to
Wuncler Plaza and try to get as
343
00:15:06,021 --> 00:15:07,855
many people out of
there before it blows.
344
00:15:07,890 --> 00:15:10,291
A second ago, you were
gonna kick me in the nuts.
345
00:15:10,359 --> 00:15:12,126
Huey, please, I'm just doing my job.
346
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:15,030
It's a crappy job, but somebody's
got to kick people in the nuts.
347
00:15:15,064 --> 00:15:18,032
And sometimes you kick the wrong
person in the nuts, and that's tragic.
348
00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:21,036
But now we can both make sure it's
the right set of nuts that get kicked.
349
00:15:21,104 --> 00:15:22,938
You little, black,
communist niglet!
350
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,673
I want to press full charges!
351
00:15:24,707 --> 00:15:27,676
I... [ Gasps ]
352
00:15:27,744 --> 00:15:28,810
Jack Flowers.
353
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:30,246
You do know who I am, right?
354
00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,847
Why... w-w-why, yes, sir.
355
00:15:31,881 --> 00:15:32,915
You Jack Flowers.
356
00:15:32,949 --> 00:15:35,651
You kick them arab terrorist
son-of-a-bitches in the nuts!
357
00:15:35,719 --> 00:15:37,753
You, sir, are an American hero.
358
00:15:37,788 --> 00:15:40,389
Right now, I need you to be
a hero and help Huey get to
359
00:15:40,457 --> 00:15:42,391
Wuncler Plaza before a bomb goes off.
360
00:15:42,459 --> 00:15:43,827
Yes, sir, Mr. sir.
361
00:15:43,894 --> 00:15:44,995
Come on, little nigga!
362
00:15:45,029 --> 00:15:45,929
You heard the man!
363
00:15:45,997 --> 00:15:49,032
Move your little communist ass
so we can save some white folk!
364
00:15:58,145 --> 00:16:00,179
Open the door!
365
00:16:00,214 --> 00:16:02,749
Hey, assholes, building's closed!
366
00:16:02,816 --> 00:16:05,084
Look, we got to get
everybody out of here.
367
00:16:05,119 --> 00:16:06,286
There are bombs in the building.
368
00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:09,188
Ain't nobody in here but me, and
I'm giving the orders around here.
369
00:16:09,256 --> 00:16:11,191
Who the [bleep] are you two?!
370
00:16:11,258 --> 00:16:12,359
Okay, we tried.
371
00:16:12,393 --> 00:16:13,727
Now hush your mouth!
372
00:16:13,761 --> 00:16:15,095
There's a white man talking.
373
00:16:15,162 --> 00:16:16,162
Hey, wait a minute.
374
00:16:16,197 --> 00:16:17,330
You two are the terrorists.
375
00:16:17,365 --> 00:16:19,732
I don't know how you two
escaped, but you two [bleep]
376
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,168
with the wrong
security-enforcement officer.
377
00:16:22,202 --> 00:16:23,803
I ain't going anywhere.
378
00:16:26,073 --> 00:16:27,006
Unh!
379
00:16:27,074 --> 00:16:30,076
And neither are you.
380
00:16:49,998 --> 00:16:50,965
What the...?
381
00:16:55,437 --> 00:16:57,404
Hmm?
382
00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:04,411
Come on! Come on!
383
00:17:04,445 --> 00:17:10,717
I need the password
to unlock the door.
384
00:17:10,785 --> 00:17:13,686
Sir, I was given a
mission by Jack Flowers, the
385
00:17:13,721 --> 00:17:16,622
greatest white man since g.I.
Joe, and that mission is to
386
00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:17,957
get you out of here safely.
387
00:17:17,991 --> 00:17:20,126
Now, what's the password
to open the door?
388
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:21,327
Eat my ass!
389
00:17:21,361 --> 00:17:24,964
Sir, do not make me use
enhanced interrogation techniques.
390
00:17:25,032 --> 00:17:26,332
Eat my ass!
391
00:17:26,399 --> 00:17:27,399
Aah!
392
00:17:27,434 --> 00:17:28,867
♪ Stomp him in the nuts ♪
393
00:17:28,901 --> 00:17:30,235
Give us the password!
394
00:17:30,270 --> 00:17:31,236
Eat my ass!
395
00:17:31,304 --> 00:17:33,238
Eat my ass!
396
00:17:33,272 --> 00:17:34,339
♪ Stomp him in the nuts ♪
397
00:17:34,407 --> 00:17:35,407
♪ I'm-a stomp him in the nuts ♪
398
00:17:35,441 --> 00:17:37,342
Give us the password!
399
00:17:37,410 --> 00:17:38,877
Ruckus, wait!
400
00:17:38,911 --> 00:17:39,778
Aah!
401
00:17:39,845 --> 00:17:41,680
"Eat my ass."
402
00:17:43,049 --> 00:17:44,049
My God.
403
00:17:44,117 --> 00:17:45,150
What have I done?
404
00:17:45,184 --> 00:17:49,220
Oh, I have seen the
enemy, and it is me.
405
00:17:49,255 --> 00:17:50,421
Whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
406
00:17:50,489 --> 00:17:51,690
I can't find my iPhone!
407
00:17:51,758 --> 00:17:52,591
I think I dropped it.
408
00:17:52,658 --> 00:17:55,126
Ed, you dropped the
iPhone had everything on it?
409
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,194
What if somebody found it?
410
00:17:56,228 --> 00:17:58,029
They'd know exactly
where...
411
00:17:58,063 --> 00:18:00,598
Tell me who the man
is on these t-shirts.
412
00:18:00,666 --> 00:18:03,835
He's a dead man just like you!
413
00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:09,540
Oh!
414
00:18:13,312 --> 00:18:15,112
What?! What, huh?!
415
00:18:15,147 --> 00:18:18,315
What?!
416
00:18:18,383 --> 00:18:20,284
Oh, no!
417
00:18:20,318 --> 00:18:21,853
Aah!
418
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:24,288
Aah!
419
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,294
Wow.
420
00:18:29,328 --> 00:18:33,031
Go ahead, Steve.
421
00:18:33,065 --> 00:18:35,766
I am so sorry, Mr. White Man.
422
00:18:35,801 --> 00:18:38,736
Never again will this
foot touch white nuts.
423
00:18:38,770 --> 00:18:40,738
Ruckus, come on!
424
00:18:43,841 --> 00:18:45,275
We got to go now!
425
00:18:45,309 --> 00:18:46,709
Come on!
426
00:18:46,743 --> 00:18:48,644
Run! Run!
427
00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:11,067
Huey, it's Jack.
428
00:19:11,101 --> 00:19:13,370
Did you get everyone out
of the building in time?
429
00:19:13,404 --> 00:19:15,906
Well, yeah, but
it was just one person.
430
00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:17,708
Meet me at the Wuncler estate.
431
00:19:17,742 --> 00:19:18,808
We're gonna finish this.
432
00:19:21,112 --> 00:19:24,280
These are hard times, and
Americans need inspiration.
433
00:19:24,314 --> 00:19:27,984
People want real life to be like
in the movies, with good guys
434
00:19:28,051 --> 00:19:30,886
and bad guys and black
guys... All that [bleep]
435
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:35,724
This country needed a rallying cry,
a reminder of why it's great to be American.
436
00:19:35,791 --> 00:19:37,892
So you just make this stuff up?
437
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:41,697
No! Several overpaid members of
the writers [bleep] Guild of
438
00:19:41,731 --> 00:19:42,965
America make this stuff up.
439
00:19:42,999 --> 00:19:44,266
This is just a joke to you.
440
00:19:44,334 --> 00:19:46,902
We're talking about the lives
of innocent Americans.
441
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:49,437
Innocent American... Singular.
442
00:19:49,472 --> 00:19:52,440
Daniel Stucky, A.K.A.
Dan the security man.
443
00:19:52,474 --> 00:19:54,875
Have you ever met Dan Stucky, Jack?
444
00:19:54,909 --> 00:19:57,978
He's a [bleep]... A waste
of functioning organs.
445
00:19:58,045 --> 00:20:00,713
But dead, he would have
been a national hero.
446
00:20:00,748 --> 00:20:03,784
We had Dan the security man
action figures, fast-food
447
00:20:03,851 --> 00:20:07,788
tie-ins, video games, a limited-edition
collectible sneaker line.
448
00:20:07,822 --> 00:20:11,792
We had Dan ribbons, Dan buttons,
and Dan ringtones, and a feature
449
00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:13,894
film starring Jack black.
450
00:20:13,929 --> 00:20:15,329
And all he had to do is die.
451
00:20:15,397 --> 00:20:16,230
But why?
452
00:20:16,265 --> 00:20:18,867
Don't you have enough money?
453
00:20:18,901 --> 00:20:22,871
No.
454
00:20:22,939 --> 00:20:24,239
I'm taking you into custody.
455
00:20:24,274 --> 00:20:27,676
You have till the count
of 3, or I will shoot.
456
00:20:27,711 --> 00:20:31,414
1...
More than enough time.
457
00:20:31,482 --> 00:20:35,785
...2...
458
00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:37,254
Huh?
Agent Flowers.
459
00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:39,222
Jack, it's the president.
460
00:20:39,290 --> 00:20:42,958
First of all, I want to
congratulate you on the fine
461
00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:44,760
work you've done today.
462
00:20:44,794 --> 00:20:49,331
But, Mr. President, this man
has conspired to... Yes, sir.
463
00:20:49,399 --> 00:20:51,233
Yes, Mr. President.
464
00:20:52,435 --> 00:20:54,403
You can let yourselves out.
465
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:59,140
Huey, you did a good thing today.
466
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,409
You saved a man's life.
467
00:21:01,444 --> 00:21:03,144
They don't win until you give up.
468
00:21:03,212 --> 00:21:04,946
They don't win until
you stop fighting.
469
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:07,115
You can't fight the future.
470
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,384
Don't waste your life trying.
471
00:21:09,419 --> 00:21:10,386
Boy!
472
00:21:10,420 --> 00:21:12,221
Oh, we're so glad you're okay.
473
00:21:12,256 --> 00:21:14,390
I'm so sorry I didn't listen to you.
474
00:21:16,126 --> 00:21:17,193
Back off!
475
00:21:17,228 --> 00:21:19,095
Everyone stay back or he dies!
476
00:21:19,129 --> 00:21:20,830
He-e-e-e-e-lp!
477
00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:22,198
Somebody shoot this [bleep]
478
00:21:22,232 --> 00:21:23,766
You can't do this to me!
479
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,201
Let me go.
You know who I am?
480
00:21:25,235 --> 00:21:26,135
Can't do this!
481
00:21:26,169 --> 00:21:27,303
What are you waiting for?
482
00:21:27,338 --> 00:21:28,471
Shoot him!
483
00:21:28,505 --> 00:21:31,008
Can't do this!
484
00:21:39,851 --> 00:21:41,752
Man, we might
have to think about moving.
485
00:21:41,819 --> 00:21:43,753
This neighborhood ain't'
what it used to be.
486
00:21:43,788 --> 00:21:44,821
Oh, man!
487
00:21:44,856 --> 00:21:48,925
We saw you on the news with all
them marines pointing guns at you.
488
00:21:48,992 --> 00:21:50,359
And you was looking hard, too.
489
00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:52,361
You was like, "What? What?"
490
00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:54,363
Man, Huey, you
were really right this time.
491
00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:56,098
You said it was gonna
happen, and it happened.
492
00:21:56,132 --> 00:21:59,202
Imagine all of the problems we could
avoid if we ever started listening to you.
493
00:21:59,236 --> 00:22:01,204
Oh, well!
494
00:22:01,205 --> 00:22:11,205
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