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Riley: [ laughing ]
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Granddad: What a wonderful surprise,
you guys making me brunch.
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Tom: Well, we're not the chef
you are, Robert, but we were
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thinking, "Robert gives so much
to everybody else, someone
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should give back to
him for a "change."
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Granddad: You know, I've often
thought the same thing myself.
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Sara: Besides, somebody's been
losing a little too much weight.
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You've been hitting the gym?
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Granddad: Well, a little.
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You know I do my tae Bo.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Sara: Aah!
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Granddad: Holy [bleep]
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Tom: Sara!
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Oh, yeah!
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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Huey: Look out!
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[ Glass shatters ]
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My name is Colonel
H. [bleep] Stinkmeaner,
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and this time, I'm
rolling deep, nigga!
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Granddad: Tom, we got
to get out of here!
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Tom: But Sara!
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Granddad: You'll find
another white woman.
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Just run!
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Sara: Tom, you punk-ass [bleep]
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Tom: Sweetie-pie, no!
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[ Crashing ]
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Granddad: This'll slow them down.
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Jazmine: Aah!
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Tom: Oh, my God!
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Did you just throw Jazmine?!
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Granddad: Look out behind you!
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Tom: Aah!
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Huey: Hurry up. Lock it.
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Riley: I'm trying.
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What we gonna do?
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Granddad: Boys, you stay
here and hold the door!
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Ha ha!
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I got you, little nigga!
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Huey: Granddad, help!
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Granddad: Sorry, boys.
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Cheers!
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Riley: Granddad, where you going?!
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Punkin' out on us!
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♪ Bitch, bitch-ass ♪
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♪ you bitch nigga ♪
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♪ bitch-ass ♪
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♪ bitch, bitch-ass nigga ♪
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♪ bitch, bitch-ass nigga ♪
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♪ bitch, bitch-ass nigga ♪
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♪ I already won ♪
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♪ so you already done ♪
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♪ makin' shots... ♪
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♪ so you jump the gun ♪
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♪ you don't want no wars ♪
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♪ you want no fun ♪
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♪ you ain't calling your fam ♪
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Granddad: Ruckus!
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Ruckus: [ gasps ]
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Granddad: Ruckus, help!
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Ruckus: No, no!
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Y'all niggas get away from me!
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Leave decent non-nigga folk alone!
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Granddad: Damn it, ruckus, help me!
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Help me, you fat, black,
one-eyed [bleep]
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Ruckus: No, Robert, no!
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You brought these niggas on yourself!
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Aah!
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[ Engine turns over ]
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Granddad: Yes! [ laughs ]
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I made it! I made it!
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I'm free!
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Huey: Granddad.
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Granddad: Huh?
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Huey: Are you having a bad dream?
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Granddad: Shoot.
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Bad for y'all.
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♪ I lived ♪
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♪ you died ♪
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♪ I lived ♪
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♪ and you died ♪
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♪ I am the stone that
the builder refused ♪
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♪ I am the visual, the inspiration
that made lady sing the blues ♪
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♪ I'm the spark that
makes your idea bright ♪
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♪ the same spark that
lights the dark ♪
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♪ so that you can know your
left from your right ♪
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♪ I am the ballot in your box,
the bullet in the gun ♪
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♪ the inner glow that lets you
know to call your brother son ♪
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♪ the story that just begun ♪
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♪ the promise of what's to come ♪
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♪ and I'ma remain a soldier
till the war is won ♪
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♪ chop chop chop ♪
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♪ judo flip ♪
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♪ chop chop chop ♪
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♪ judo flip ♪
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♪ chop chop chop ♪
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♪ judo flip ♪
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♪ chop chop chop ♪
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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We know that niggas can
create conflict based on
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ignorance, called
"nigga moments."
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However, niggas can also create bonds
with each other, also based on ignorance.
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This bonding is called
"nigga synthesis."
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Like the bonds of friends and
family, which are mutually
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beneficial, nigga synthesis is
based on a mutual appreciation
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for ignorant or trivial things.
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Now, when a nigga moment
collides with nigga synthesis,
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you get a complete [bleep]
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Disaster!
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Remember this equation.
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You will need it later, nigga.
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[ Birds chirping ]
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[ Chipmunk chatters ]
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[ Bell dings ]
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[ Brakes squeal ]
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[ Door opens, bell dings ]
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Ruckus: Oh, hell, no!
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What y'all want, niggas?
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Hurry up!
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I ain't got all day.
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We're looking for a
place called Woodcrest.
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Is this it?
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Ruckus: Maybe.
Look, you want gas or not?
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We're looking for a man.
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Ruckus: Oh, yeah, I bet you are.
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You're looking for the number man
or the weed man or the welfare man.
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No, the man I'm looking for is
named Freeman -- Robert Freeman.
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Ruckus: Oh, hell, no!
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I knew it.
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You related to Robert Freeman?
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So, you know him?
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Ruckus: Yeah, I know him.
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But Woodcrest don't
need no more coloreds.
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We got our colored quota filled,
so y'all can just get to
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steppin' and get in that piece
of [bleep] Car, turn it around,
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and head it back up the
road, crusty the coon!
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Why don't you just tell me
where Robert is before I put
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five across your lip,
you big black dummy?
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Yeah! Start talking, you
one-eyed, fish-eyed fool!
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Hey! We ain't got all
night, Buffalo butt!
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Ruckus: I ain't scared of
y'all decrepit Negroes!
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Come on!
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Aah!
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[ Body thuds ]
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[ Blows landing ]
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Riley: Yo, turn on the news.
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The attack happened yesterday at this
gas station just outside of Woodcrest.
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The victim, a Mr. Uncle Ruckus --
no relation -- had this to say.
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Lord, there was three of them
-- two black nigga men and
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one black nigga woman.
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Oh, they each had big, black lips, big, black
nostrils, and a big, black attitude problem.
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Police have released this
composite sketch of the
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attackers based on the
victim's description.
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Riley: Yo! How you get beat
up by a gang of old people?
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Huey: That's odd.
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Riley: I ain't seen nothing that
bad since granddad got beat
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up by Stinkmeaner.
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Granddad: Hey!
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Riley: It's a'ight, granddad.
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I'd probably kill a nigga, too,
if they embarrassed me like that.
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Granddad: I killed the
man in self-defense.
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Huey: In defense of your ego, maybe.
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Granddad: Well, tough titties for him.
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He's dead, and I'm going fishing.
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[ Brakes squeal ]
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Excusez-moi.
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We here for Huey and Riley Freeman.
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Huey Freeman, please report
to the front office.
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Huey: You know what's going on?
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Riley: They said our aunt and
Uncle came to pick us up.
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Huey: Aunt and Uncle?
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Man, something's not right.
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Come on, let's go.
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Just how far away is their
classroom -- the moon?
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They should have been here by now.
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You know kids -- always lollygagging.
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It'll just be a second.
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Can I offer you some water or
-- Riley: Yo, where we going?
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Huey: I don't know, but
we getting out of here.
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Well, well, well!
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We came a long way to kill
y'all little niglets.
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Now it's time for the big bonanza!
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You know what this is, suckahs!
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Riley: [ laughing ]
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Yo! You see these
two old-ass niggas?
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Huey: Come on!
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Riley: Yo, why we running?
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Yeah [bleep]
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Riley: Damn.
Them old niggas can jump.
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Beat your [bleep] Ass
like you stole something.
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Who you think you [bleep] With, huh?
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Huey: Aah!
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Granddad: ♪ fishing ♪
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♪ fishin', I'm baiting this hook ♪
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♪ gonna catch me some fish today ♪
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good morning.
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Crabbing, huh?
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[ Chuckles ] How's it going?
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Oh, I think I might catch
me a few more today.
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Fascinating creature, the crab.
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Got that hard exterior.
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But he ain't really dangerous,
'cept to another crab.
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Dumb as all hell.
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Can't even walk straight.
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Matter of fact, the only thing a
crab is good for is holding back
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other crabs.
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A crab don't want to see
another crab make it.
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Granddad: Y-y-y-yeah.
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Uh, I guess.
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Crab is like, "if I'm gonna
die, we all gonna die."
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I admire that.
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Granddad: Mm-hmm.
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We all got to die sometimes.
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Might as well help
each other get there.
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I mean, that's what you
did to Stinkmeaner.
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Granddad: [ gasps ]
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Isn't that right, Robert Freeman?
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Granddad: Aah!
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No, no!
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No, no, no, no, no!
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No, no, no!
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I don't know what's happening!
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Wait a minute now!
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Got your ass now.
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Granddad: Put that thing away.
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Put it away.
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Aah!
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Boy, I'll tag your ass, pimp style!
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I'll whup your ass.
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You hear me, what I'm saying, nigga?
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Punk-ass [bleep]
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[ School bell rings ]
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[ Children shouting, laughing ]
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Damn bell done ring.
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Come on. Let's go.
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Granddad: Aah!
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Uh-huh.
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You done done it now.
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Okay.
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Huh?
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[ Grunts ]
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Aah!
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Crabs in my face!
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Aah! Aah!
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Granddad: Help! Help!
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I can't believe this
is happening again.
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Who are these people, and
where do they come from?
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Huey: Desperate for answers, we
turned to the one place that
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might tell us what we
need -- Wikipedia.
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Okay, let's see here.
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Old and blind, worst human being
ever, killed by Robert Freeman,
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came back from the dead.
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Wait, look at this.
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"In his younger years,"
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colonel Stinkmeaner belonged to a
crew of violent hoodlums known
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as the...Hateocracy?
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"Colonel H. Stinkmeaner..."
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Give me this [bleep] Little nigga!
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It's my story!
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Now, my boy, lord Rufus Crabmiser,
lady Esmeralda Gripenasty, and
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Mr. George Pissedofferson met at
the better pastures retirement
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home.
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Now, we hated each other right away,
but we hated everyone else even more.
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Oh, yum.
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Jello jacked, nigga!
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Not again!
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[ Laughter, coughing ]
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A9. A9.
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[ All gasp ]
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Bingo, suckah!
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Bitch, turn your ass around
and look at your damn card!
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I win, nigga!
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A, um...Subscription to
reader's digest?
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Give me that [bleep] nigga!
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[ Laughing evilly ]
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[ Tires screeching ]
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Move out the way, bitch!
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Ohh!
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[ Thudding ]
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[ Groans ]
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Eventually, they couldn't
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take us no more, and they kicked
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us the [bleep] out.
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My crew roamed the earth,
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whupping niggas' asses for a
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decade, and then we split up.
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Huey: "Colonel H. Stinkmeanerdied years later in a street
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fight with Robert Freeman fromWoodcrest."
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Granddad: Hey, that --that's me!
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Huey: Once notified of Stinkmeaner's death,
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the surviving members of thehateocracy reunited to enact
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revenge on the Freeman family.
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Granddad: Oh, this isterrible!
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What did I do to deserve this?
295
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Riley: Uh...You killed anigga?
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Granddad: What's that got todo with anything?!
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Huey: Eventually, they'regonna find out where we live.
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Riley: Man, I say we go outthere and ride on these fools.
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Granddad: Yes! Let's killthem before they kill us.
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That's a plan that can't gowrong.
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Huey: What if it doesn't endthere, granddad?
302
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This could go on forever.
303
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Riley: I'm telling you, granddad, I know
exactly how to handle this.
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They want to go to war?
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I'll take them niggas to war.
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[ All screaming ]
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What's up, bitch?!
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Riley: Ed, stop!
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That ain't them!
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Ohh!
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Reap the whirlwind, you sickbastards!
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Riley: Ed, stop! Stop!
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Aah!
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Okay. That didn't work.
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Granddad: Well, at least youtried.
316
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Some people think we should justsit here and wait to be killed.
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Shoot.
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Huey: We need protection.
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But there's only one person who
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can help us now.
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[ Cellphone vibrating ]
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Yes?
323
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Huey: Yeah, is thisMr. Bushido brown?
324
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Now, see, you done alreadymessed up.
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My name is grand master Bushido Brown, and
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if you ain't got no money, this is about
to be a real short conversation, you dig?
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Granddad: Uh, how was yourflight, Mr. Brown?
328
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First-class was comfortable, Ihope.
329
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Your time is running out.
330
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What's the job?
331
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Huey: There's some people outto get us.
332
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We need protection around theclock.
333
00:13:10,018 --> 00:13:11,886
Man, I work for people withreal money.
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00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:14,823
Judging from this place, y'allcan't even afford Bushido Brown.
335
00:13:14,890 --> 00:13:17,158
Granddad: We'll pay whateverit costs.
336
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How much it gonna cost?
337
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How much is your life worth?
338
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Granddad: No, see, I'm asking
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you how much your bodyguard
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services are gonna cost.
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And I'm asking you how much
your life is worth, Jack.
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Bushido brown services came
with a whole lot of [bleep]
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The first was that he got
to sleep in Robert's bed.
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Robert "the bitch-ass" Freeman
had to fly out two personal
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assistants, a cook, and a
spiritual adviser, all
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first-class, all of whom
stayed at they house.
347
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[ Chuckles ] Them niggas had
to sleep in the living room.
348
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The garage was converted into
a workout room which only
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Bushido brown was allowed to use.
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He also required 1
,200-thread-count sheets,
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imported wagyu Kobe beef from
Japan, and a tushioki hands-free
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auto-cleaning toilet, all
at Robert's expense.
353
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:06,345
They found theyselves in a
[bleep] up position of wishing
354
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:09,248
my crew would try to whup
they asses even sooner!
355
00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:12,217
Attention, Laron --
your break is over.
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00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,886
Excuse m-- aah!
357
00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:16,121
Granddad: Aah!
358
00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:18,056
Excuse me for a second.
359
00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:20,057
I have to use the latrine.
360
00:14:24,195 --> 00:14:24,861
Aah!
361
00:14:24,896 --> 00:14:26,063
[ Bones cracking ]
362
00:14:26,130 --> 00:14:29,033
Granddad: No, wait! Stop!
363
00:14:29,067 --> 00:14:32,136
It's only 30 seconds late.
364
00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:33,471
No, Bushido!
365
00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:35,239
No, don't do that, Bushido!
366
00:14:35,273 --> 00:14:36,874
Leave him alone, Bushido!
367
00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:37,408
Bushido!
368
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:39,210
Brown! Brown! No, brown!
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00:14:39,244 --> 00:14:40,945
[ Car alarm activates ]
370
00:14:40,979 --> 00:14:41,946
No! That's my car!
371
00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:43,148
I can't stand this waiting.
372
00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:45,517
I don't know how much longer
I can afford this guy.
373
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,419
Why don't they try to
kill us already? Damn.
374
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:50,322
Well, how do we know those crazy
old coots are still even after us?
375
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,925
Maybe they went home or died
of old age or something.
376
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,195
That [bleep] ass toilet
you bought just broke!
377
00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:57,030
Granddad: You mean it won't flush?
378
00:14:57,065 --> 00:14:58,332
Did I say it won't flush?
379
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,401
The hands-free cleaning
system won't work.
380
00:15:00,469 --> 00:15:03,038
I told you to get the
tushioki 2200 series.
381
00:15:03,072 --> 00:15:05,841
You got the 1100 series, and
the level 1100 series is some
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serious [bleep]
383
00:15:06,376 --> 00:15:08,143
Granddad: They didn't
have the 2200 series.
384
00:15:08,177 --> 00:15:09,043
That's your problem.
385
00:15:09,078 --> 00:15:11,479
You better have a replacement before
I have to take a [bleep] again.
386
00:15:11,514 --> 00:15:14,048
Granddad: Well, what if I can't
get the replacement in time?
387
00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:15,550
Hey, I don't care if you wipe it
388
00:15:15,584 --> 00:15:18,052
but Bushido brown
don't wipe his own ass.
389
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:21,823
Granddad: Nigga, did you just
tell me to wipe your ass?
390
00:15:21,857 --> 00:15:22,957
That's it! You fired!
391
00:15:23,025 --> 00:15:24,559
You're firing Bushido brown?
392
00:15:24,593 --> 00:15:25,493
Granddad: You heard me!
393
00:15:25,561 --> 00:15:28,128
You and all these raggedy
[bleep] You brought with you,
394
00:15:28,163 --> 00:15:29,096
get the [bleep] On!
395
00:15:29,130 --> 00:15:32,031
I'm sick of this [bleep]
396
00:15:32,066 --> 00:15:34,834
Now, you do understand,
there's no refunds for early
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00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:37,036
termination on our --
granddad: Whatever, nigga.
398
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,038
Beat it.
399
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,173
[ Dramatic music plays ]
400
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:42,374
[ Gasps ]
401
00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:43,942
Wait! I changed my mind!
402
00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:45,277
Too late, old man.
403
00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:47,479
Too...Late.
404
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:50,015
Now, if you want to hire me
again, I might be available.
405
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,117
Granddad: Okay, fine.
406
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,118
For double the fee.
407
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,286
Granddad: Double the fee?
408
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,821
But I've already paid you!
409
00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:56,756
Hey!
This ain't a negotiation.
410
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,123
Take it or leave it.
411
00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,093
If I was you, I'd take it.
412
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:04,097
Granddad: Okay, fine, damn it!
413
00:16:10,405 --> 00:16:11,371
Ah, yes.
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00:16:11,439 --> 00:16:17,077
The legendary Bushido brown, the greatest
black karate man to ever live.
415
00:16:17,111 --> 00:16:18,379
That's "grand master"
416
00:16:18,413 --> 00:16:19,279
Bushido brown.
417
00:16:19,347 --> 00:16:23,183
Of course it is.
418
00:16:23,218 --> 00:16:24,551
Ooh.
419
00:16:24,586 --> 00:16:25,986
Come on, boy.
420
00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:26,886
Come on.
421
00:16:26,921 --> 00:16:30,090
I ain't scared of you.
422
00:16:30,124 --> 00:16:32,059
Riley: Watch that old lady!
423
00:16:32,093 --> 00:16:34,061
Ohh!
424
00:16:44,372 --> 00:16:46,339
[ Laughs ]
425
00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:55,349
Come on over here,
nigga, and fight me.
426
00:16:55,383 --> 00:16:58,152
Come on, fight like a man,
you little punk bitch!
427
00:16:58,186 --> 00:17:02,790
I'll let your ass -- ooh, my wig!
428
00:17:06,929 --> 00:17:12,534
Hya-a-a-a-a-a-h!
429
00:17:12,568 --> 00:17:14,269
Granddad: Yeah!
430
00:17:14,336 --> 00:17:17,438
[ Groans ]
431
00:17:17,506 --> 00:17:19,440
[ Grunts ]
432
00:17:23,344 --> 00:17:25,845
Granddad: Duck! Duck down!
433
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:30,316
Bushido...
Make your money!
434
00:17:47,432 --> 00:17:49,400
[ Blade slicing ]
435
00:17:58,042 --> 00:17:59,042
Riley: Oh!
436
00:17:59,076 --> 00:18:00,376
Dynomite!
437
00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:04,313
Whoo! It is a beautiful
day to [bleep] Up!
438
00:18:04,347 --> 00:18:09,485
[ Laughing ]
439
00:18:09,553 --> 00:18:13,857
Riley: Oh [bleep]
440
00:18:13,891 --> 00:18:15,493
Granddad: Now what are we gonna do?
441
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:16,861
Riley: Oh, man.
442
00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:18,129
We gonna die now.
443
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:20,398
This is all your fault, granddad!
444
00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:23,135
Huey: Wait!
This doesn't have to end this way.
445
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:27,473
Stinkmeaner's death was a huge mistake,
but killing us isn't gonna bring him back.
446
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:28,474
Granddad: He's right.
447
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:31,043
Look, what happened with
Stinkmeaner -- it shouldn't have
448
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:32,011
happened, okay?
449
00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:32,812
I admit it.
450
00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:35,581
I was embarrassed 'cause I
got beat up by an old man.
451
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:36,382
I was ashamed.
452
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:39,018
I could have walked away
from it then, but I didn't.
453
00:18:39,086 --> 00:18:40,486
I didn't mean to kill him.
454
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,188
It just happened.
455
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,290
It's my fault. I'm sorry.
456
00:18:44,325 --> 00:18:46,759
There -- I've said it.
457
00:18:46,827 --> 00:18:48,027
I'm sorry.
458
00:18:48,062 --> 00:18:50,830
It was wrong, and I wish I could
take it back, but I can't.
459
00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:56,903
So, please, please,
can we just end this?
460
00:18:56,937 --> 00:18:58,271
Man, we don't give a [bleep]
461
00:18:58,305 --> 00:18:59,372
About no Stinkmeaner.
462
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,272
Both: What?
463
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:03,376
Just because he was our nigga
doesn't mean we gave a [bleep]
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00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:04,210
About his ass.
465
00:19:04,278 --> 00:19:07,012
We don't need no reason to [bleep] Up.
466
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,915
That's why we drink Hennessy!
467
00:19:08,949 --> 00:19:10,883
That's why we smoke menthols!
468
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:13,285
That's why we's niggas!
469
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,886
We likes to ruin [bleep]
470
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:17,088
Hell, y'all just gave us an excuse.
471
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:20,358
If it wasn't you, we'd probably
just pick someone random and
472
00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:21,292
ruin they life.
473
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,426
Granddad: Huh?
474
00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:23,894
Riley: Oh, come on!
475
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:25,329
Huey: Well, now what?
476
00:19:25,363 --> 00:19:26,898
Now you die.
477
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:29,167
[ Siren wails ]
478
00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:30,435
[ Tires screeching ]
479
00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:32,270
Riley: Ooh-hoo, the police.
480
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:36,175
Thank God for the pol-- I mean, uh...
Who snitched?!
481
00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:38,511
Who called the Po-Po?
482
00:19:38,546 --> 00:19:40,980
All right, you three are under
arrest for the murder of
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00:19:41,015 --> 00:19:41,548
Bushido brown.
484
00:19:41,582 --> 00:19:43,183
Granddad: Oh, thank you, officer.
485
00:19:43,251 --> 00:19:43,884
Thank you!
486
00:19:43,918 --> 00:19:45,552
Riley: I can't believe
somebody snitched.
487
00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:46,185
That's gay.
488
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:48,187
These three won't be
bothering you anymore.
489
00:19:48,222 --> 00:19:50,523
But why do you think they were
after you guys specifically?
490
00:19:50,591 --> 00:19:51,957
Huey: It was a nigga moment.
491
00:19:51,992 --> 00:19:53,425
Oh, of course -- nigga moment.
492
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:57,496
Well, there's only one way to end
a nigga moment for good --jail.
493
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,497
Huey: Jail?
494
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,164
Granddad: Jail. [ laughs ]
495
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:01,265
That makes sense!
496
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,267
Jail! Isn't that great, Huey?
497
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:04,501
Jail! Of course!
498
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,337
Oh, thank God for jail.
499
00:20:06,404 --> 00:20:08,172
Glad we could help.
500
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,442
And that's the moral of the story.
501
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:12,978
Some niggas just need to go to jail.
502
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:16,148
I might be in hell, but at
least I ain't in jail, nigga.
503
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:17,250
[ Laughing ]
504
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,352
Niggas.
Let me out this [bleep] Car!
505
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:22,322
Riley: I can't believe
somebody snitched.
506
00:20:22,356 --> 00:20:24,958
Niggas is out here
like running faucets.
507
00:20:24,992 --> 00:20:26,893
Granddad: Y'all can get
off my property now.
508
00:20:26,961 --> 00:20:29,162
And make sure you clean this
headless dickhead off my yard.
509
00:20:29,196 --> 00:20:32,399
And get that ass-squirting
toilet out of my house, too!
510
00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:35,935
♪ Buh buh, Ba-dah ♪
511
00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:37,136
♪ Ba-dah, Ba-dah ♪
512
00:20:37,204 --> 00:20:40,605
♪ Ba-da Ba-da Ba-Dee Ba Ba-Dow ♪
513
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,407
♪ Ba she-Ba-da-Ba Ba-do ♪
514
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♪ bee Ba, Ba-Dee, Ba-do, da De ♪
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♪ a bee-da-Ba-da bee-da-Ba-da ♪
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♪ Ba Ba-da ♪
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Let's swing it!
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♪ Bee-da-Ba-da Ba-da ♪
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♪ bee-da-Ba-da Ba-da ♪
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♪ bum bum, bum bum, bum ♪
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Oh! Ah!
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[ Laughing ]
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Yeah, that's good!
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