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ANNOUNCER:
It was a perfect day.
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I love you, Mommy.
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ANNOUNCER:
It was a perfect plan.
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MAN: This is our target:
The nuclear power plant.
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If we capture the plane
at precisely the right moment,
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they will not have time
to shoot down the aircraft.
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ANNOUNCER:
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MAN: If they hit that power
plant with that aircraft,
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the casualties could be
in the hundreds of thousands.
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God help us all.
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ANNOUNCER:
Everything was perfect.
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ANNOUNCER:
... except...
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What? What is this CPT?
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WOMAN: That means the plane is
gonna get here when it gets here.
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[RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHES]
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ANNOUNCER:
They picked the wrong airline.
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And don't come up here
complaining and shit.
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You motherfuckers wanna
come on here
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and act a goddamn fool?
I'm about to go on break.
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You motherfucking terrorists
kill me.
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ANNOUNCER:
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ANNOUNCER: Come see why black
incompetence- Hey, hey!
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Whoo, whoo!
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Goddamn, that bitch
phat as a motherfucker.
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-is our funniest weapon
in the war on terror.
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We can't let you through,
homey.
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Hey, this is Osama bin Laden
nephew, nigga.
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Well, I- I'm-
I'm once removed. I-I...
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No-
I just fucking with you, dawg.
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Go ahead, nigga.
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ANNOUNCER:
Starring Gary Anthony Williams.
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You know what they say:
When it's your time to go,
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it's your time to go.
John Witherspoon.
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What if it's the motherfucker
next to me time to go? Huh?
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Mo'Nique.
It's very important
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this plane leave on time.
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Damn. Now, are you yelling
at me or shitting at me?
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Snoop Dogg.
Hijacked?
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Them niggas ain't getting
my wizzie fo' shizzle, nigga.
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You know what I'm saying?
And 50 Cent
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as Air Marshal 50 Cent.
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I'll stop those terrorists...
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or die trying.
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ANNOUNCER:
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Get ready.
This time, it's going down.
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This is a hijacking.
Remain in your seats...
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No, this nigga didn't.
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We have a bomb on the aircraft.
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Everyone remain...
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[GRUNTING]
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[ALL SHOUTING]
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[FISTS THUDDING]
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I'm about to go get dressed.
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? Soul Plane?
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? Soul Plane?
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We gonna fly on the Soul Plane!
[SIGHS]
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♪ I am the stone
The builder refused ♪
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♪ I am the visual
The inspiration ♪
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♪ That made lady
Sing the blues ♪
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♪ I'm the spark
That makes your idea bright ♪
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♪ The same spark
That lights the dark ♪
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♪ So that you can know
Left from right ♪
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♪ I am the ballot in your box
The bullet in the gun ♪
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♪ The inner glow
That lets you know ♪
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♪ To call your brother sun ♪
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♪ The story that just begun ♪
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♪ The promise
Of what's to come ♪
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♪ And I'm 'a remain a soldier ♪
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♪ Till the war is won
Won ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪
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[?]
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GRANDDAD:
Riley, hurry up.
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? Soul Plane, Soul Plane?
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? Soul Plane?
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We gonna fly on the Soul Plane!
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And make sure you pee.
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I ain't gonna miss my movie
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going to the bathroom
with you.
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I'm gonna let you go in
by yourself
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and get molested
by a nasty white man.
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What's wrong with you?
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I don't wanna go to the movie.
Why not?
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I don't ever wanna go
with you again.
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Not after
what happened last time.
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What happened last time?
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We got arrested.
And shot at.
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Ah. Racism.
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Daddy said I can go
to the movies,
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but he said I'm not allowed
to see Soul Plane.
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Good. You don't wanna go
to the movies with him.
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He's crazy.
Hush.
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Can't see Soul Plane?
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Why, little baby?
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Because of the types
of stereos or something.
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Types of stereos?
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Oh. No, no, no,
little baby doll.
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This is a good theater.
They have THX.
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[HUMS]
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She means stereotypes.
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Stereotypes? In Soul Plane?
That's nonsense.
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Say, how about we tell
your daddy
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we saw something else, hm?
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[GASPS]
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You mean... lie?
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That doesn't seem to be
a good idea.
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Hush, boy.
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You know,
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it's okay to break the rules
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every once in a while.
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I won't tell if you won't.
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Okay. Hee-hee.
[CHUCKLES]
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HUEY: Sometimes I think Granddad
may be a bad influence.
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Hey, Riley. Don't forget
the camcorder.
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Now, the first Soul Plane
was funny.
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Pfft. About as funny
as a lynching.
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Oh, hush, boy.
You ain't even see it.
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I never seen a lynching either,
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but I know they not funny.
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See? Shows what
you know.
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I've seen funny lynchings.
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No, you haven't.
I have so.
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Roscoe Patterson's lynching
was funny.
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Yeah, so them
niggas was like:
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"Roscoe, you better
leaves town
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"before Mr. Charlie
and them crackers
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gonna come for you. "
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I'm like, "Man,
fuck them crackers, man.
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This is Roscoe
Patterson. "
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Nigga, I don't give a fuck.
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I just don't give a fuck.
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Know what I'm saying?
White man can eat a dick.
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Eat my balls, nigga.
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MAN: There he is!
Get that nigger.
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Uh-oh.
[MAN SHOUTS]
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Come on, let's go!
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MAN: Oh, shoot, he's fast!
Watch out!
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It, uh, wasn't really
funny after that.
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Mm-mm.
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This is gonna be so much fun.
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This is going to be...
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
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... the worst day
of your life.
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I'm bringing nunchucks.
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Huh?
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[?]
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Here, put these coats on.
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Huh?
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GRANDDAD:
Here you go.
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What is it?
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It's pinto beans
and neck bones.
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Now put this meat loaf
and gravy under your shirt.
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Why don't we just get treats
from the concession stand?
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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You think I'm paying $20
for some popcorn?
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You must be out
of your damn mind.
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Are we allowed
to bring in food?
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Of course we're allowed to.
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It's my food, isn't it?
I paid for it.
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That means I can eat it
when and where I want.
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Put this pot roast in
your pants, or you ain't eating.
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Oh, this is nothing.
He's just getting started.
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HUEY:
Robert Jebediah Freeman
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had sworn a lifetime intifada
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against the movie theater
industry
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for exorbitant prices
and poor customer service,
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which, interestingly enough,
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did not stop him
from going to see movies.
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Okay, gang.
Keep your eyes open.
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Open for what?
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We're sneaking in.
[GASPS]
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That's not true, little baby.
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I bought my tickets online.
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Scout's honor.
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Look. Granddad.
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I got some money saved.
The movie will be on me.
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Now, you put that away, boy.
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These movie devils
ain't getting
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any more of our money.
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[EXHALES]
Mm-mm.
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Uh... Mr. Freeman?
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It says, "No outside food,"
little girl.
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That's why we keep it
inside our clothes.
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Are you sure this is legal?
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Okay, everybody, look alive now.
Here's our chance.
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I understand you need your job,
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but you're still
a human being with dignity.
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Yeah, I mean,
look at this uniform.
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I look like a fucking dork.
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Why'd they make me dress
like this?
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What did I do to them, huh?
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You should take action.
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Ah. What can I do?
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[BAGS CRINKLING]
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Had you ever thought about
forming a union?
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What's a "union"?
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MAN:
Hey, hey, hey! Hey!
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I paid. I got my ticket.
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Yeah, yeah. I got
a ticket for you.
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A one-way ticket
to "Get the hell
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out of here, negro" land.
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Go on! Move it!
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[GROANS]
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Nigga, you gay.
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How about that?
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Another victory
of the common man
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over corporate greed.
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You're not advancing
any struggle
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by being cheap, Granddad.
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I'll advance my belt
on your behind
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if you don't shut your ass.
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Oh, my God.
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I didn't pay
to get in the movie.
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Uh, yes, we did. I-
I ordered my tickets online.
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Who got the neck bones?
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No, you didn't.
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[PANTING] We snuck in.
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We stole a movie.
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Now, who makes the rules?
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Grownups, right?
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And I'm grown up,
and I say it's okay.
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We're gonna get caught.
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We're gonna get caught.
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I should call my daddy
and turn myself in.
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Oh, yeah?
You gonna tell him
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what you came to see, huh?
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I bet he'd like to know that.
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Maybe I should make
a phone call.
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No. Please, no.
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Good. Now just
calm down.
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Try some mashed potatoes.
Who got the popcorn?
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I do, Granddad.
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[GRUNTS]
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Ow! Hey.
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What the hell is wrong
with you?
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What am I gonna do
with raw popcorn?
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You're gonna ruin my dentures.
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Whew. Damn, can't watch
a movie without popcorn.
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Now I gotta spend
all my damn money
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on a bucket of popcorn.
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[FOOTSTEPS RECEDING]
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Told you.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SIRENS WAILING]
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[WHIMPERING]
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ANNOUNCER:
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[WHIMPERING, SHRIEKING]
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[SCREAMS, SOBS]
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Oh. Help me.
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ANNOUNCER:
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WOMAN:
I'll give you anything. Ah!
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ANNOUNCER:
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[SCREAMS]
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[GUNSHOTS]
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ANNOUNCER:
Don't steal movies.
257
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[?]
258
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GRANDDAD:
Damn.
259
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Large freshly popped popcorn,
please. And lots of butter.
260
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Anything else?
261
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I asked for butter on it.
262
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Butter's over there.
263
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[INSECTS BUZZING]
264
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I don't wanna put the butter
on it. Why can't you do it?
265
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You're supposed to put it on.
266
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I don't wanna put it on.
267
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I'm already paying $20
268
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for this bullshit popcorn.
269
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I will not demean myself
270
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by putting butter on popcorn.
271
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Why? It's really easy.
Why?
272
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Because I don't work at
the movie theater, that's why.
273
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You're supposed to put
the butter on it.
274
00:09:20,392 --> 00:09:22,827
If I go to Burger King
and order a cheeseburger,
275
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they don't make me put
the cheese on it, damn it!
276
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I see, I see. Just 'cause
your skin is light, bright
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and two shades
from being white,
278
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you think you too good
to butter your own popcorn.
279
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Well, you wrong,
Lando Calrissian.
280
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Damn it, Ruckus. Y'all gonna
put some butter on this popcorn.
281
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[?]
282
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We put our lives on the line
every day to make movies,
283
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and then people come along
and steal all that hard work.
284
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Who would do something
like that?
285
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A terrible, awful human being
286
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that no one will ever love.
That's who.
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[SOBBING]
I'm so sorry, Mr. Stuntman.
288
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[BOOS]
289
00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,667
Hey. Get to the flick.
290
00:10:02,668 --> 00:10:04,301
What happened to the movies?
291
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Y'all should be ashamed.
292
00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:07,005
Why is it
when I order a soda pop,
293
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I get a empty cup?
294
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I didn't order a empty cup.
295
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I ordered a soda pop.
296
00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:12,811
And what asshole put
commercials in movies?
297
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I can see commercials
at home on TV.
298
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And the bathroom stink.
Clean the fucking bathroom!
299
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I'm not gonna
take it anymore!
300
00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:20,885
I pay too much damn money
for these movie tickets
301
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to butter my own
motherfucking popcorn!
302
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It's only popcorn.
303
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[SCREAMS]
304
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When did you get here?
305
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Huh?
306
00:10:31,330 --> 00:10:33,631
Well, I been at
the ticket window all day long,
307
00:10:33,632 --> 00:10:35,667
and I don't remember you
buying no ticket,
308
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Robert Freeman.
309
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Uh, I-I-I got my tickets
online.
310
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Aha! A damn lie.
311
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I ain't never met a nigga
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smart enough to use
a personal computer.
313
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Not even a Macintosh.
314
00:10:46,445 --> 00:10:47,645
Uh...
315
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You'll never take me alive,
you punk-asses.
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RUCKUS:
Stop him!
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Come on, come on.
318
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[PANTING]
He went this-a way.
319
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[?]
320
00:10:55,754 --> 00:10:57,089
Mm-hm.
321
00:10:58,423 --> 00:11:00,525
Whew. Did I miss anything?
322
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Mr. Freeman...
323
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I don't wanna steal the movie.
324
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I wanna go home!
325
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Shh!
[JAZMINE SOBBING]
326
00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:06,765
What's wrong with you?
327
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[SOBBING] I wanna go home.
328
00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:11,235
You wasn't saying that
back at the house, was you?
329
00:11:11,236 --> 00:11:13,772
Was you? Because you wanted
to see Soul Plane 2.
330
00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:15,640
Well, this is how
we see Soul Plane 2.
331
00:11:15,641 --> 00:11:20,011
I repeat, the terrorist said
his name is Kareem Abdul-Jabbar,
332
00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:21,579
and he's demanding that we...
333
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Hell, no, I ain't fitting
to ask him
334
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for his motherfucking
autograph.
335
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HUEY:
An hour into the movie,
336
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I wasn't sure how much more
I could take.
337
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MAN: We out of food, but we
got one bag of 'tato chips.
338
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Yo. Look out.
339
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Pass this bag
of chips around.
340
00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:35,193
Please take one.
Pass it-
341
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,628
He's in here.
I know Robert.
342
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He don't miss a coon flick.
343
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What is it?
What's happening?
344
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Shh. Don't make a sound.
[MUFFLED WORDS]
345
00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:44,636
[?]
346
00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:50,408
MAN 2 [ON-SCREEN]: Ooh.
Damn.
347
00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:52,744
Let's go check
Madea's Bat Mitzvah.
348
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MAN: Attention,
please, passengers.
349
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If you left the toilet seat
up in the restroom- [GRUNTS]
350
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[PANTING]
351
00:12:00,819 --> 00:12:01,986
Officer, I'm sorry.
352
00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:03,754
I didn't mean to steal
from the stuntman.
353
00:12:03,755 --> 00:12:04,623
[SHRIEKS]
354
00:12:07,759 --> 00:12:08,759
[MUFFLED SHRIEK]
355
00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:09,827
What were you about to do?
356
00:12:09,828 --> 00:12:11,496
You were about to rat on us,
weren't you?
357
00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:14,031
This is what the movie theater
industry wants, Jazmine.
358
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Us fighting against
each other.
359
00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:18,369
Oh-ho-ho-ho, no.
There's no turning back now.
360
00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:20,405
You're in it all the way.
361
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,940
Now you're gonna get your little
narrow, high-yellow ass
362
00:12:22,941 --> 00:12:24,876
back into the theater
and enjoy Soul Plane 2.
363
00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:27,644
[PANTING]
I... wanna... go... home!
364
00:12:27,645 --> 00:12:28,947
Shut up.
365
00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:30,248
You're ruining my innocence!
366
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GRANDDAD:
Shut up.
367
00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:33,184
MAN:
I expected to fly first-class.
368
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[SOBBING] I wanna go home.
369
00:12:34,686 --> 00:12:36,320
MAN 2:
Well, you ain't in first class.
370
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[LAUGHING]
371
00:12:40,592 --> 00:12:42,327
Look at this.
372
00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:44,329
Granddad. What's wrong
with Jazmine?
373
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[LAUGHING] [BLOWS NOSE, SOBBING]
374
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She's fine.
Watch the movie.
375
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,435
Oh, that's crazy.
376
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,336
[LAUGHING]
377
00:12:52,337 --> 00:12:54,138
Look at this.
I... wanna... go... home.
378
00:12:54,139 --> 00:12:56,541
HUEY:
Granddad had to be stopped.
379
00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:58,776
I'm gonna put an end
to this...
380
00:12:58,777 --> 00:12:59,978
or die trying.
381
00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:01,780
HUEY:
And so did this movie.
382
00:13:03,414 --> 00:13:05,883
Fortunately, I thought
of a way to do both.
383
00:13:05,884 --> 00:13:08,018
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
384
00:13:08,019 --> 00:13:09,087
Move, nigga.
385
00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:10,921
Where you going?
They're looking for us.
386
00:13:10,922 --> 00:13:12,924
Huey, come back.
387
00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:14,925
[LAUGHS]
388
00:13:14,926 --> 00:13:16,928
Oh, this is crazy.
Colored folks are something.
389
00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:18,930
[?]
390
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,968
HUEY: My plan was to get
to the projector room
391
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and destroy the print
of Soul Plane.
392
00:13:31,643 --> 00:13:34,680
First, I had to go
to the bathroom.
393
00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:38,415
[LAUGHING]
394
00:13:38,416 --> 00:13:40,351
Jazmine, you're missing
all the best parts.
395
00:13:40,352 --> 00:13:41,920
I'm not watching
a stolen movie.
396
00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:43,488
Oh, well.
If you don't wanna laugh.
397
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,156
[LAUGHS]
398
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,725
Oh, that's crazy.
What's so funny?
399
00:13:47,726 --> 00:13:49,994
Oh, nothing. Hilarity
just ensued, that's all.
400
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,229
It did?
401
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:53,464
[LAUGHING]
402
00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:56,200
Oh. Oh. Oh!
403
00:13:56,201 --> 00:13:57,770
That was funny.
404
00:13:58,470 --> 00:14:00,238
Hm? Ah.
405
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:02,907
[?]
406
00:14:02,908 --> 00:14:05,209
RUCKUS: It's about impossible
to find his black ass
407
00:14:05,210 --> 00:14:06,377
in this dark theater.
408
00:14:06,378 --> 00:14:08,813
Yo. I think we need
to shake the spizzot.
409
00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:10,348
Huh? What?
410
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:11,649
[JAZMINE GIGGLING]
411
00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:14,085
[MEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
ON-SCREEN]
412
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:16,154
Forget Jazmine. Let's go.
But we couldn't.
413
00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:17,989
She the weak link.
She'll slow us down.
414
00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:20,591
I mean, how could we?
Look, she a little girl.
415
00:14:20,592 --> 00:14:22,259
They're not gonna give her
no real time.
416
00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:23,728
She do what?
A couple months, tops.
417
00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:26,598
But we both got priors.
We gots to go.
418
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,633
Come on, Granddad.
We running out of time.
419
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,702
[COCKS] Sometimes,
420
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:31,736
in order to save the day,
421
00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:33,403
people have to sacrifice
themselves,
422
00:14:33,404 --> 00:14:34,439
you know what I'm saying?
423
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,107
[SOBBING]
424
00:14:36,108 --> 00:14:38,509
Oh, Air Marshal 50 Cent.
425
00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:39,776
You're so brave
426
00:14:39,777 --> 00:14:41,913
to sacrifice yourself
to save us.
427
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,414
Not me, bitch. You.
428
00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:45,416
Oh! Wait! Oh. Oh.
429
00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:47,051
[SCREAMING]
430
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:49,020
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
431
00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:50,556
[SCREAMING, GUNSHOTS]
432
00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:55,126
Hey. Hold this.
We be right back.
433
00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:56,194
Okay.
434
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,030
[?]
435
00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:00,564
Exactly. See,
what Marx is saying
436
00:15:00,565 --> 00:15:02,332
is that the oppression
of the proletariat
437
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:04,134
is an essential facet
of the exploitation
438
00:15:04,135 --> 00:15:05,303
inherent in the system.
439
00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:06,603
Therefore,
due to the class...
440
00:15:06,604 --> 00:15:08,940
[?]
441
00:15:11,309 --> 00:15:13,378
You little half-and-half.
[SHRIEKS]
442
00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:25,190
[ALARM BLARING]
HUEY: Oh, man.
443
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,761
He's in there.
444
00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:31,196
What-? What happened
to my-?
445
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,701
Damn.
446
00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,503
[PANTING] He's right there!
447
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:39,837
[ALARM BLARING]
448
00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:41,072
[GRUNTS]
449
00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:42,507
Hey!
450
00:15:50,815 --> 00:15:51,749
[PANTING]
451
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:52,951
GUARD:
Yeah.
452
00:15:57,255 --> 00:15:58,690
[SCREAMS]
453
00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:02,026
[WHIMPERING]
454
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,064
[GRUNTS]
455
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,538
RUCKUS:
Ah...
456
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,607
[?]
457
00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:18,241
I been waiting on this day
458
00:16:18,242 --> 00:16:21,479
since your little uppity ass
came into town.
459
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:24,950
[SNIFFS]
460
00:16:30,122 --> 00:16:33,191
You won't kill me,
Air Marshal 50 Cent.
461
00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:35,727
You'll only die trying.
462
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,728
But I will kill you.
[RECORD SCRATCHES]
463
00:16:37,729 --> 00:16:39,363
Or, uh, I'm, uh-
464
00:16:39,364 --> 00:16:40,698
Or...
465
00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:42,032
Or I'm gonna die...
466
00:16:42,033 --> 00:16:43,101
trying.
467
00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:44,201
What? What?
468
00:16:44,202 --> 00:16:45,569
You thought you was the only one
469
00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:46,804
who mastered the ancient
470
00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:48,873
and deadly art of the nunchaku?
471
00:17:05,857 --> 00:17:07,859
[?]
472
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:15,800
[BOTH GRUNTING]
473
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:17,335
[BOTH GRUNTING]
474
00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:20,905
Here's 50.
475
00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:22,007
Ah...
476
00:17:23,408 --> 00:17:24,675
Come, negro-san.
477
00:17:24,676 --> 00:17:26,145
[GRUNTING]
478
00:17:30,014 --> 00:17:31,014
[CHUCKLES]
479
00:17:31,015 --> 00:17:32,850
That was great, Granddad.
480
00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:34,919
Boy, I wish we could've seen
the end of that movie.
481
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,087
I don't know.
482
00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:37,221
I feel bad for leaving Huey
483
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,156
and what's-her-name.
484
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:39,223
They knew the risks.
485
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:40,524
So they might do
a little time.
486
00:17:40,525 --> 00:17:41,625
We see 'em when they get out.
487
00:17:41,626 --> 00:17:43,994
Uh... it doesn't seem right.
488
00:17:43,995 --> 00:17:45,663
I'm going back
and turning myself in.
489
00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:47,297
Turn yourself-?
Man...
490
00:17:47,298 --> 00:17:48,598
Granddad, look, come on.
491
00:17:48,599 --> 00:17:50,901
I mean, I love Huey.
Almost like a brother.
492
00:17:50,902 --> 00:17:54,004
But what's done is done.
We got to let go of the past.
493
00:17:54,005 --> 00:17:56,140
If he don't come back,
can I have his side of the room?
494
00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:57,909
[?]
495
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,010
Ah, come on, Granddad.
496
00:18:00,011 --> 00:18:01,846
You supposed to be setting
a better example.
497
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:04,548
You just wait till
the manager gets here.
498
00:18:04,549 --> 00:18:07,118
He gonna throw the book
at both of y'all.
499
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:09,987
This is
the worst day...
500
00:18:09,988 --> 00:18:12,623
of my entire life.
501
00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:13,558
Told you.
502
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,562
Here's the guardian
for the kids.
503
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:18,663
That's right, Ruckus.
504
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,097
We snuck into the movie too.
505
00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:22,767
We? You said you was gonna
turn yourself in.
506
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:26,304
Please. Let the kids go.
I'll take responsibility.
507
00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:27,371
[CACKLES]
508
00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:29,507
Look like y'all
all going down.
509
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:30,741
The manager's not coming.
510
00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:32,610
Cinema's closed indefinitely.
511
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:35,580
Looks like everyone walked out.
Something about a union.
512
00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:38,282
RUCKUS:
What? The manager ain't coming?
513
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,083
Well, call the police.
[CHAIR CLATTERS]
514
00:18:40,084 --> 00:18:41,885
The FBI. Homeland Security.
515
00:18:41,886 --> 00:18:43,387
You mean, we gonna let
516
00:18:43,388 --> 00:18:45,723
this African hooliganism
go unpunished?
517
00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:48,592
You have problems, Mr. Freeman,
and you need help.
518
00:18:48,593 --> 00:18:49,993
Thanks for coming back...
519
00:18:49,994 --> 00:18:51,462
eventually.
520
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,564
Yo, you need to stop
snitching, Granddad.
521
00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:54,665
Ah. Ow. Hey.
522
00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:56,166
Why don't you call
social services
523
00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:58,101
and turn yourself in
for child abuse?
524
00:18:58,102 --> 00:18:59,337
[HAND SLAPS,
RILEY YELPS]
525
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:01,272
[?]
526
00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:04,976
Hey, man.
527
00:19:06,277 --> 00:19:09,112
You guys unionized and staged
a walkout that quickly?
528
00:19:09,113 --> 00:19:10,381
That's amazing.
529
00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:11,615
Oh, yeah.
We unionized.
530
00:19:11,616 --> 00:19:13,117
Then someone called
headquarters,
531
00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:14,652
and they shut down
the whole place.
532
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:15,820
Fired everybody.
533
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:16,854
Oh.
534
00:19:16,855 --> 00:19:18,923
Well, um...
535
00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:19,891
power to the people?
536
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,026
Fuck you.
537
00:19:24,395 --> 00:19:26,264
[?]
538
00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:27,764
Well, that's that.
539
00:19:27,765 --> 00:19:29,733
I think we all learned
a valuable lesson today
540
00:19:29,734 --> 00:19:31,101
about stealing movies.
541
00:19:31,102 --> 00:19:32,502
Buy the bootleg.
542
00:19:32,503 --> 00:19:34,338
Or just download it
from the Internet
543
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:35,573
like everybody else.
544
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,647
[?]
545
00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:44,948
Hey. Can you guys wait
here a sec?
546
00:19:44,949 --> 00:19:47,919
There's something
I need to take care of.
547
00:19:50,221 --> 00:19:51,523
[YELLS]
548
00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:53,257
[GROWLING]
549
00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:55,827
[SCREAMING RISING
IN VOLUME]
550
00:20:03,301 --> 00:20:05,303
[?]
551
00:20:05,353 --> 00:20:09,903
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