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A father and son are sitting in a cafe,

both plasterers, sitting in a cafe, arguing about a car

Just an ordinary car an Opel Kadett, a green Opel Kadett.

Who it belongs to, stuf like that. 'It's mine. No, it's mine

I paid for it You still owe me money ...', blah blah blah.

The father says, 'Come with me, I know how to solve this.'

They drive to a petrol station. The father gets out and takes the hose

and sprays the car with petrol, 20 liters of petrol all over the Kadett.

He gets back in and sits next to his son

and looks at his son and says, 'Who's car is it?'

The son looks at his old man and says, 'It's mine.'

The father takes a lighter out of his trouser pocket and lights it.

He looks at his son again, looks him right in the eyes and says,

'Whose car is it?' and the son looks at his old man

and, without batting an eyelid, he says,

'Dad, the car belongs to me!'

The father throws the lighter over his shoulder

and the car catches f're and explodesll

Right. - Right.

And?

What do you mean, and? They're dead.

Shall we go'? - Yes.

Great looking girl, eh? - What?

At the bowling alley A great looking girl.

Would you go out with her'? - No!

Would you go out with her if I weren't around?

I'm not going to answer that. - I can see it in your face.

Why do you always have to lie'?

About everything.

Meathead! - It's red!

They can put me in prison as long as they want. I'll always be free.

Cause up here, I'm free, see?

What are you in for'? - I don't know you.

Nor me you. What's your name? - Steve!

.Jean-Claude. There, now we know each other What are you in for'?

Do you think that's funny? What are you in for'?

What are you in for'? - Ecstacy.

A lot'?

You're a cool guy eh?

I stopped being cool in March 1997. And my life has greatly improved since.

Really. - Are you gay?

Listen. There's a father and son

I'm blonde.

I'm 1 meter78

I'm 22 and I'll do whatever you want.

If I haven't eaten my banana split before my cigarette goes out

I'll take off my trousers here.

Easy money isn't it?

Someone else works in an offte a month for what you get in a day

And you don't rent out your cunt for nothing.

You do it for Marc.

It's the finest thing you can do for a guy

What did I do'?

I wanted to give him everything he wanted.

What do you expect, he's your child?

He needs you. He does.

If you were to leave him he'd never get over it.

In Belgium there are around 15,000 prostitutes

who do 4 to 6 clients a day

That's an average of 75,000 men visiting whores each day

My first client was an old man.

All I had to do was fondle him a bit. He couldn't even get a boner

I'm a whore because I need money for my boyfriend Marc.

I give it to his mother

My boyfriend was addicted to sleeping pills and carried out a hold-up.

I pay for his lawyer and his shrink.

I'm a whore, but it's only a temporary job.

I don't count the dicks, I count the money

.Jean-Claude told me he used to be a bouncer

One day this guy pulls out a shooter: bang, bang, bang.

A bullet in .Jean-Claude's back, paralyzed from the waist down.

In a wheelchair for the rest of his life.

He said he'd been luckier than his friend, who got a bullet in his balls.

He's got what it takes to be a legend.

He'd done his time. I didn't want him to leave.

Best mate I've ever had.

Hope they let me out soon, too.

The problem with all those boards is they don't believe you,

whether you tell the truth or not.

I don't worry about it anymore.

From now on I'm honest and always say what I think.Think only of myself.

I always tell the truth, I don't worry about anyone else

and I won't be told what to do anymore.

As always, Sandra is to sing her greatest hit,

the one she won the Eurovision Song Contest with.

Here is Sandra Kim '.J'aime la vie'.

On 3rd May 1986, Sandra Kim won the Eurovision Song Contest in Norway

That was a great day She was 13. I was 7.

That was the frst girl lfell in love with.

I reckon the whole of Belgium was in love with her

Tensing your muscles is brilliant,

feeling resilient,

your body tingling,

I just want some pussy

He suddenly turned up. Marc.

Had obviously escaped.

He'd heard from a mate I was sitting in a window

And he slapped me about a bit.

And I said to him, I'm doing it for you, you know For you.

But he didn't hear me. I could see.

Something in him had snapped.

His eyes, his eyes didn't shine anymore.

Where is he'?

It doesn't matter

Maybe he's holding up another drugstore.

Shut your mouth, girl.

You're talking bullshit.

I'm going home.

If I don't reach the post before the light turns red,

I'll dance across the road.

A new life.

I don't want to have anything more to do with drugs.

Cops have too many powers when it comes to drugs.

There are other and better ways to make money

.Jean-Claude taught me how to steal motorbikes. That's right up my alley

Still inside and already dreaming about what you'll do when you're out.

Ready?

I was born ready! Motherfucker!

Do you dream a lot?

I'm a guard

You don't like seeing me leave, do you, eh?

GOTA LIGHT?!

I work in a factory now

also a temporary job.

It pays less but now I don't have to hand over my moneyso it's OK .

A banana split and a vodka and coke.

I'll pay for her

I'll tell you a story

Father and son, two bricklayers, are sitting in a cafe_ arguing about a car

an Opel Kadett, a green one.

Blah blah blah, they can't agree

who it belongs to.

The father says, I've got an idea and

Damn

What's the matter? - Got coffee on my shirt.

I'll phone an ambulance.

No need to flip, girl. It's OK. It's epilepsy

Even if blood comes out of her mouth it's only cause she's biting her tongue.

Bullshitter - It's true, I read it in prison.

There's a gap in their memory

You can do what you want to them. They'll never know

What's happened?

I saw a QUY

What's your name and date of birth?

Sky Like what birds fly through but in English?

Sky! I've never heard that as a name before.

Are you sad?

Are you in love?

Don't know, eh?

I can't explain.

I'm in love.

Strange, eh?

Everything is dtferent. Not better

No, different. More intense.

Suddenly you feel like a small child again.

You see things that you didn't see before.

I don't drive around in my taxi, I float around in my ta>

Idiot!

I'll never be able to do it!

What do you want?

Is .Jean-Claude here'?

He'll be here in a minute. He's gone to the shop for some champagne.

Are you his daughter'?

I'm Steve. Don't stop for me. Carry on.

Well, what do you think? Wicked, eh? Don't you want a pin_a colada?

You're feisty eh? - What should I be?A wimp'?

I'm just myself.

Just yourself? Got a boyfriend'? - Yes.

See, you are feisty Is it serious? - I haven't fucked yet.

When you fuck, that's serious, or serious enough.

No, that's serious.

Steve.

Top dog, A-1 guy Great to see you.

I'm really happy to see you.

I saw her again at .Jean-Claude's.

She obviously knew him.

Sky Steve Sky Steve Sky Charlotte.

How are you, dude?

My dick was so hard it was as if it was jet-propelled

and was about to come loose from my body and fy ofi.

I've got 78 bottles of champagne with me. Can't be a coincidence, can it?

Come on, let's open a bottle.

Steve take that box in, will you?

Got a light?

Here.

Sky's going to work here, too. Once it's open.

Great looking girl, eh? - Yes.

In fact Sky you're coming to practice tomorrow, eh? At half past ten.

Isn't it a bit strange, a striptease with your arm in a cast?

I'm really glad you're here, man.And you got all dressed up for me and

Don't start, eh? - Yeah, dude, yeah.

Specially for you.

Cheers.

You have to look in my eyes when you clink glasses.

Why'? - Because you have to.

Who says? - You just have to.

I don't have to do anything.

Did you hear that'? You're some cool guy man.

Sky, when you come tomorrow wear something sexy

the way you're dressed now

Look who's talking. You've had the same clothes on for two weeks.

We'll have to fhd a good woman for you, won't we?

If I find one you annoy her till she leaves.

Daddy Saskia was a silly bitch who sat on her ass all day

And Christine was an ugly cow - Saskia was a very horny

You're worse than a rabbit, you fuck everything that moves.

A hole is a hole and a dick isn't picky!

Give me money I'm meeting someone. - No, no money!

To go eat doughnuts at the mall.

Give me money! - I'll give you a smack is what I'll do!

I'll run away - Really? Seriously? Promise?

I will, you shit.You'll miss me. - Well, don't come back!

Give me MONEY!

Don't I get a kiss?

Thank you, Dad. - Thank you, asshole.

She's having a tough time.

A good fuck, that's what she needs. A good dick.

.Jean-Claude!

Can you get some champagne from the car?

.Jean-Claude and I plan to steal motorbikes.

We can get rid of ten at 800 euros each.

We're going fifty-fifty

That's 4,000 in my pocket.

I think it's there.

I still shit my pants.

Just out of prison and I'm about to steal my f'rst motorbike.

Tell me about Sky

What for'?

I've known her for ages, man. Great looking girl, eh?

I had an affair with her mother She's a bit weird, Sky

Sometimes she just sits there staring for an hour doesn't say anything.

It's like she never stops.

If she focuses on you itis like everything suddenly slows down.

She's so Yes, there's something about her that

She's so very so very intense.

She's a better loser than anyone I know

but at the same time, she does her utmost best to win.

Can you understand that'? I just can't!

Yeah, man, I'd if I were

If I well whatever She's never got a light. Nope, never

Once she faked an epileptic ft.

Suddenly she was laying on the tier, shaking and trembling.

Everyone in panic. I was already calling an ambulance and then, she just got up.

'Haha, it was just a joke,' she said.

.Jean-Claude isn't here, you know

I've got to piss.

I put a tampon in but I might not have pulled out the other one.

Where's the other one then? - I had a feel but couldn't fhd it.

Lost in space!

Here.

My shirt

Epilepsy!

I got coffee on my shirt because of you.

So I took some money to buy a new one.

I'm not a thief, you know

Well, not that kind.

Here.

Do you want to

Do you want to sleep with me?

I'd like to sleep with a woman.

Just sleep.

Come on, try it.

You've got beautiful eyes!

Want to go swimming?

Ican't swim. - Swimming is cool.

You feel as free as a fish.

That's a bird.

Anyway fish aren't free. They're in little aquariums.

Fish have no short-term memory

so they constantly forget that they're in an aquarium.

Right.

Fish are really very happy

How do you know if a f$h is happy? How can you know?

Very h8PPY

You can't know if a fish is happy

I'm going to sleep now

Me, too.

I've met a girl. Sky high in the sky

Don't know what to think. I don't want a girlfriend

but I want her to like me.

Iwant lots of girls to like me.

Faster!

What sets us apart from the other clubs?

What's the diference? Here it's all about beauty

See! We have beautiful people, beautiful inside and out.

When clients come in they should enter a different world.

They have to feel they are someone.

If they want to be an oil sheik that day then they're an oil sheik.

Those guys come in here and they want to spend money

They come in with money and leave without money

That is the essence.

You can do it, boy!

Stupid Dutchman!

I put 100 euros worth of birds in there.

A cat got in, and now there's only 50 euros worth left.

But I caught the cat. - What did you do with it?

Ate it. - Right!

I like cat. 80 does Charlotte.

No rabbit tastes as good as cat.

You'll pay for that, man. - Come on.

You'll scare the birds!

Steve!

You're hurting me.

Childish fuck.

We spent the night together seven times in a row

We had sex for the frst time on the third day

We had sex five times in total.

The first time it didn't go very well. The fourth time was the best.

I really like that. That feels great.

Tits are very sensitive.

When are you going to sleep at my place?

I don't sleep at girls' places. - Why not?

I need to stay on my own territory Can you understand that'?

No.

Why do you do that'? - What?

That with your fhgers you do that a lot.

Inside I'm in chaos and that makes me happier

Are you happy now then'?

Lately I feel slightly less nervous because of you.

Do you like me?

Ithink so.

I'm in love with you.

I'm not with you.

Why not?

Because you're a cunt

Calm down!

I don't want a girlfriend.

Why not?

Because I made a promise to someone. - To who?

Myself.

Anyway you're not in love with me.

You're only attracted to my body - I'm not after you for your looks.

Don't expect too much from me.

I played the lottery

I've got the right numbers. I feel lucky

Are we going to do something?

Swim. - No, I mean go some place.

The swimming pool!

France? - Yes, to Paris.

Thank you, sir - For you.

Hey, that's not 'love'. - It is!

So fake.

Just look at me like you love me.

Now try sophisticated.

You've got beautiful eyes.

I'm beautiful on the inside too, you know

This stinks. Have a smell.

Hey! - What?!

It's raining.

I want sunshine.

Come on, let's look for the sun.

I'm staying here.

Well, stay here then!

I Will!

Turn the music 01f.

I want music. - I want to see you do it without it.

Do you think that's funny?

Don't prance around like that. Be serious. Come here by the pole.

Yes, like that. Start by moving from left to right.

Nice. Very nice.Turn a bit.

Leave my ass alone. I want some music! - No!

Steve is here!

Have a seat. - Thank you!

Have a good time'?

No.

Go to a bullfight?

Did you lose my number or don't they have phones in Spain'?

I was in France.

Sky!

I don't think I deserve that. Do you think that's normal?

What? - What? Just leaving like that.

But I left a note.

What note?

A note that I was otf, that I needed a break.

And where was that note?

On the bar

It must've blown of - Right.

You're on the wrong track, Steve.

You need to get a grip, man.

You just can't do that. You've got to

You've got to get a grip.

You know me, eh?

You really know who I am. - Can I be honest? I do know you.

That's what I'm saying.

You're perfect. You donit tell lies, do you .Jean-Claude?

Did you go to a bullfght? - I was in France!

You're a zero. You're a nobody!

What are you going to do now? Why did you run away?

Couldn't keep your hands off my daughter'?

What are you going to do now? - What did you say'?

I've got your attention now! - What was it?

Did you touch her'? Did you touch her little wooby?

Sky!

He's got a piercing and his parents have got a jacuzzi. What do you think?

That's for you to know It hurts the frst time.

And you feel awful but then it's over and done with.

Not very romantic, are you? - You've got to use a rubber

You've always got to carry them, boys never do.

Yeah, I know

How's Steve? - He's a meathead.

I never want to see him again. Honestly!

He used me like a disposable camera.

But one tender word from him and I'd feel like a small child again.

That's so frustrating. - Yeah.

What don't you know Steve? What? - Nothing.

Is she too beautiful, too tall, too ...? What don't you know?

Is she too a1fectionate?Too nice?

Do you like her too much? Is that it? What don't you know?

I can't explain. - Of course, it's complicated.

It's actually very simple.

No, it's complicated. - It is! Everything is always simple!

Listen

This woman always cuts a bit dfa leg of lamb before it goes in the oven.

One day her daughter asks, 'Why do you always out a bit of the leg of lamb?'

'It's simple,' she says. 'My mother always did.'

'But why?' 'I don't know.' Problem.

They go to see the grandmother They ask her

The grandmother says, 'It's very simple. My mother always did.'

'Yes, but why?' 'I don't know They go to see the great-grandmothe.r

They shout, 'Why do you always out a bit off the leg of lamb?'

And the great-grandmother says, 'It's very simple!'And it is very simple.

Why does she cut a bit off the leg of lamb, Steve?

What'?

Were you listening to me or not? - Yes!

Well, why does she cut a bit dfthe leg of lamb before it goes in the oven?

I don't know

Otherwise it wouldn't ft in the oven. She had a very small oven.

You're a meathead, you really are. Always have been, always will be.

I'm going inside. Smells like meat out here.

I've got a great number for you.

Close your eyes and go with the music.

Feel the emotion

Feel the passion

Come on!

Come on!

Whenever I see you walk by heaven just opens up a bit.

The stars grow pale when compared with your shining eyes.

You can make the sun shine. When you walk by the clouds vanish.

And when you laugh, the whole world laughs with you.

Most dreams are a delusion

but when I wake up next to you I'm still dreaming.

I feel your breath and see your face,

you are a dream that is lying next to me

You look at me and stretch.

Every once in a while dreams come true.

You have to promise me one thing, let me believe in my dreams a bit longe.r

Even if you're no longer there, stay with me in my sleep.

And when the sun shines again don't let the image I see disappear

If you go, take my dreams with you.

Hello'?

What'?

Yes

Yes.

Come on, man!

Where did you come from'? - I ran away!

You didn't even notice.

I did.

I called the cops. They're not looking for a 15-year-old girl.

So what do you want? I suppose your money's all gone.

What happened here'? - The repo man.

The repo man emptied the whole place. Everything's gone.

Everything? You can buy it all again for me.

New clothes, new shoes, new make-up, newTV

I'd have been better of not coming back.

Take a Valium and go to bed.

It'll get better - Haven't got a bed.

Your bed is still there!

They leave one bed, one table, one chair per person.

And this one's yours!

It's a shame, .Jean-Claude, isn't it?

Such a nice club, damn. - A really really nice club.

It's weird that you didn't It's weird that you didn't see it coming.

You could've expected it if you - Steve, enough. Just shut up about it.

Sorry but I still think it's a bit I think it's weird

Hey, I'm old enough not to hear the lectures.

I don't deserve that. You're just like a woman.

When my ex used to start up like that I'd squeeze her tits a couple of times

and say 'I love you' and then she stopped. But, uh...

Are you picking your nose again? There's a whole mountain over there

For God's sake!

I'm going to buy you a handkerchief. - Damn!

Shit! I can't help it, .Jean-Claude.

I just don't understand. It's not fair, is it?

Fair! Fair! - No, it's not fair

I was in Lisbon.They were unloading a huge ship full of bulls

they had been closely packed together for two weeks.

But they were fucking each othersteve.

I'm not interested. - We'll start all over again.

Before the year's out there'll be a new club in your name. Eh, Steve?

Orwe can

I can't say much about it now but I've been thinking.

I've got a really good plan, but Tell you what, we'll see. First

Eh'?

Watch it! You'll pay for that, man.

He didn't have a jacuzzi, but he knew a hotel that had one.

I had to pay part of it, too. - Did you do anything?

Did you go all the way? - Yeah.

Did you fuck'? - Yeah.

Was it good'?

It was just for the sex, you know - Yeah, but was it good'?

I don't know It was the frst time. He was very sweet.

He said, 'If it hurts, tell me'.

Did it hurt? - A bit, but I didn't tell him.

I may go and live with him. There's nothing left at home anyway

Your dad He'll find a solution.

.Jean-Claude and I are going to start a business in Slovenia.

It's great there. You see deer and bears in the forest.

If you open your door you see a stork.

I'm really looking forward to it. I have to get out.

I don't know how to tell Sky

I don't think you really know how much I love you.

I love you so much I can't go on without you.

He was going to Slovenia with .Jean-Claude.

He said he wanted to go straight ahead.

No more detours, no more deviations. But I won't let him go. No way

I've got a really good idea.

The idea is: you leave

and you don't tell Steve where you're going.

And Steve stays here.

So...

Steve stays here because he's going to miss me too much.

Got it'?

That's really a good idea.

It's really a good idea. - What do you think?

It's his choice, isn't it?

No.

Come on.

Hey man, what the fuck'?

You okay?

Give Blood

A father and son, both plasterers.

They're arguing about a car an Opel Kadett, who it belongs to.

It's mine. It's mine. I paid for it.

You still owe me money blah blah blah.

The father says, 'I have a solution.' They drive to a petrol station.

Father sprays the Kadett with petrol, 20 liters of petrol.

He looks for his lighter but he can't fhd it.

In his anger he'd left it on the bar with his cigarettes.

Will he ask his son, 'Got a light?'

That'd be ridiculous. So he says, 'Fuck it. It's your cal'

To which the son replies, 'It stinks of petrol!'