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If you were a superhero
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and you could pick your superpower,
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would you rather be able
to turn yourself invisible
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or fly?
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Fly.
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You're not even gonna
give that any thought?
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Oh, I've given it a lot of thought.
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I think it would be super cool
to pick up and fly.
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Come on, whenever, wherever.
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You realize if you were invisible,
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you could see anyone you wanted naked.
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You realize that if I could fly
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I could see anyone I wanted naked.
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Hey, how you doing? First time here?
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What's your sign? I can fly.
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Oh, you're dating Derek Jeter?
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That's sweet. I can fly.
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Okay, good point. Point taken.
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Chicago north, ambulance needed.
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939 west north.
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- Ambulance 14 responding.
- [Siren wails]
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Don't get me wrong, I would love to fly,
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but I think I would have
to go with invisibility.
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Mostly for its crime-fighting
possibilities.
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Sounds kind of sneaky to me.
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- Yeah, very sneaky.
- Sneaky, that's good.
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- That's why I'd be invisible too.
- Yeah.
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I'd fly.
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[Hip-hop music]
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Sync & Corrections by Darcade
- Addic7ed.com -
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Where's our customer?
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He's on the third floor
near the weight machines.
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I'll meet you up there.
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- Oh.
- What's going on?
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Wait, what's...
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It's just a routine check.
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Nothing to worry about.
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Hey... half price
wheatgrass shots right now
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at the juice bar, huh?
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Third floor? How big is this place?
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Considering the whole
first floor was a juice bar?
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I scoped this place out
when I was looking for a gym.
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It is crazy expensive.
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I wouldn't pay that much for rent.
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And I know what you're gonna say.
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"Brian, you don't pay rent; You
still live with your parents.
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Do you even know how much
rents are going for these days?"
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And to you, I would say,
"if rent is anywhere
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near what it costs to go to
this gym, no, thank you, rent."
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My gym is the cheapest gym in the city.
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It's great, and it's always open.
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Well, sometimes they close it
for quinceañeras on the weekend.
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Sometimes it just mysteriously shuts down
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for days at a time,
but it always comes back.
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This is the most hot women
I've ever seen in Chicago,
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period, let alone in one place.
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There are women here?
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'Cause all I see are beautiful,
beautiful men.
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This is the first time
I ever wanted to do that thing
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they do in cartoons
where they rub their eyes
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and open them again just to make sure
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what they're looking at
is really happening.
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Oh, screw it. I'm gonna do it anyway.
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[Babbles, then laughs]
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- This is real, Hank.
- It's real.
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- This is real.
- Mm-hmm, it's happening.
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- Guys!
- Huh?
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- Over here.
- Right.
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[Groans]
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It's this asshole's fault.
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Machine isn't calibrated.
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Sir, if you could just
keep your voice down...
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I will not keep it down!
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With the prices I pay,
I expect proper calibration!
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This is not properly calibrated.
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Okay, guys, we're looking
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at a third-degree groin tear, possibly.
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Mm-hmm.
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You better lawyer up,
'cause I'm coming for you.
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You are gonna pay. [Groans]
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Cold, cold.
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Ahh. Give it a minute.
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Give it a minute. Give it a minute.
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[Hisses]
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What's your name? What's your name?
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- Lance.
- Really, Lance?
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Lance. Yeah, why?
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You just don't look like a Lance.
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Never would've guessed.
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What are Lances supposed to look like?
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Lance Armstrong, Lance Bass, Lance Burton.
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Who?
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Magician, he retired in 2010
at his absolute prime.
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Anyways, it just seems
that all Lances share a certain,
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I don't know, aerodynamic body type.
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You're saying I'm not aerodynamic enough
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to be a Lance?
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It's not a bad thing.
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You'd smoke those guys
in upper body strength.
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Yeah, I would.
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Especially Armstrong. Bicycle bitch.
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Uh, but, Lance, I'm noticing
that you've got this leg press
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awfully fully loaded.
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Yeah, so?
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- I can handle it.
- Really?
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When the machine is calibrated right.
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Really?
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That's a lot of weights.
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I know, but I like to push myself.
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That's how you get strong.
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You know, Lance,
sometimes the strongest thing
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a man can do is admit when
he's carrying too much weight.
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Sometimes I do push myself
too hard, I guess.
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That's the amazing thing
about the human body, Lance.
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It'll let you know
when you need to slow down.
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You just got to listen to it, am I right?
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I've just been running
too hard for too long, man.
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Yeah, yeah, it's okay. Right, guys?
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Uh-huh.
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[Mouths words]
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Unlimited passes to
the sexiest gym on the planet.
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Brian, you're the freaking man.
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You're the champ.
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- Can I sit shotgun tomorrow?
- No.
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You know, that gym is gonna
be my new home away from home.
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We were there for, what,
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like, ten minutes,
and I saw side boob, top boob,
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and if I'm not mistaken,
a little under-boob.
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And I got to say, that's a special treat.
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- Did you notice that?
- I did not notice that.
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But did anyone else happen
to clock all the d'Angelo Vs
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just walking around?
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What are d'Angelo Vs?
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You know, when the dude's got
abs so ripped,
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they get that V-shape right here.
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First time I saw it was
in a d'Angelo music video
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from, like, 15 years ago.
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He was all naked
and alone in the dark, sweating,
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for some reason spinning.
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And he had those abs so ripped,
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looked like a sexy G.I. Joe.
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Don't want to talk about that.
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Well, I don't want
to talk about under-boob.
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- I don't care for it.
- What about asses?
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- Well, I love asses.
- Everyone loves asses.
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You're right. Everyone loves asses.
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We can all agree on asses.
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Asses are the sexual town square.
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Asses unite us.
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♪ We got free passes
to check out some fine asses ♪
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♪ Gonna get my opera glasses
to look at all them butts ♪
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- Them what?
- Butts.
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- Mm.
- Butts.
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- Mm.
- Butt-butt-butt-butt-butts.
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- Ah!
- [Chuckles]
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You guys, I didn't notice any butts.
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- Huh?
- Not one.
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You're gonna tell me you didn't check out
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one girl on that call?
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No. Whoa.
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You guys, I think
all this not having sex with Voo
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might have done something to me.
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What, you think that dating
an asexual made you butt-blind?
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I don't know, but something's
definitely different.
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You can't change your sexuality.
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How do you know, Hank?
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Just let it... just...
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I don't know if it's
that I've changed my sexuality,
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more like transcended it.
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Yeah, I think that's it.
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I am a transcendual.
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Okay, what exactly does that mean?
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Means that, well,
I was born sexual like you guys,
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and then I just... I sort of...
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- That makes sense.
- So you... and you just... see?
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- He came up here, like, above us.
- Yeah, above us.
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And I got to tell you guys, I'm excited.
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Back when I was sexual, it was hard
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to even get through a magazine.
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Our culture is just constantly
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assaulting us with attractive people.
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- Yeah.
- Thanks, culture. Mm.
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Some of these girls aren't
even wearing thongs
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or anything, I'm telling you.
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- Oh, shh, shh.
- Hey.
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- What up, guys?
- What's up, y'all?
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- Oh, Brian is a transcendual.
- Oh, that's dope.
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- I didn't know that about you.
- What?
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Are you gonna change your name?
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Oh, no, he didn't say transsexual.
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- He said transcendual.
- Hmm.
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I don't know what that is,
but that's cool too, man.
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I got mad respect for self-identification.
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What are you guys doing here?
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A witness interview for a hit-and-run.
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What are you guys up to?
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We got free lifetime passes
to the big gym in Lincoln park.
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- The fancy gym?
- Yeah.
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No way!
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Michelle Obama goes to that gym.
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Mm-hmm, her body is ♪ fine ♪
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I have been wanting to go there forever,
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but it's just so goddamn expensive, so...
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I know. It sucks.
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And obviously I'd love to work out
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with my beautiful girlfriend
next to me the whole time,
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but we only got these three passes,
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and like you said, it's crazy expensive.
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So it's just one of those things, I guess.
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Tough break.
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- She can have mine.
- Hmm?
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Yeah, I mean, I don't need it anymore
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now that I'm transcendual
and I don't see hotness.
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Do you mind explaining
this whole transcendual thing?
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Yo, T, don't ask too many questions.
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You may say something offensive or stupid.
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Whatever. Uh, fancy gym...
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Let's go tonight after work, huh?
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- Great.
- Great.
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Okay, well, we have to go.
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But thank you, Brian.
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- Brian...
- I support you.
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Thank you, buddy. That means everything.
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Yeah, you're everything.
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Solving problems.
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So close.
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Just saw it and just smashed it.
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Just smashed it.
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Did you hear anything I said up there?
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Oh, what a day. We're off to a good start.
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We're off to a shitty start.
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- Here we go.
- He's hopping.
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You know how you said
we could never really be
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boyfriend-girlfriend because
you're asexual and I'm not,
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and it wouldn't work out in the long term
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because eventually one
or both of us would get hurt?
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Yeah, I remember having that conversation
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several hundred times.
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Well, I have some pretty big news.
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I have transcended my sexuality.
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Okay.
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So you think that you are never
gonna want to have sex again?
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Yep.
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That it's not something you're
ever gonna be thinking about?
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Correct.
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Great.
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Strip club.
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We're going to the strip club. Who's in?
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Can't, banned. Citywide.
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Also in Skokie.
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- Do not ask.
- Girlfriend.
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- Gay.
- Lame.
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- Cash?
- No, thank you.
254
00:08:24,279 --> 00:08:27,481
Strip clubs are for young men
who lack imagination.
255
00:08:27,615 --> 00:08:29,917
My age, I can rub up against a cool breeze
256
00:08:30,018 --> 00:08:31,285
and get excited.
257
00:08:31,419 --> 00:08:33,587
The crack of dawn turns me on, baby.
258
00:08:33,688 --> 00:08:35,155
[Laughs]
259
00:08:35,290 --> 00:08:38,859
Or sometimes just a perfectly
ripe tomato will do the trick.
260
00:08:38,994 --> 00:08:41,595
Now the whole world is my strip club.
261
00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,130
Don't look at me. I hate strip clubs.
262
00:08:43,264 --> 00:08:44,398
Oh, I hear that. They bum me out.
263
00:08:44,532 --> 00:08:47,201
All them single moms
dancing to feed their kids.
264
00:08:47,335 --> 00:08:50,137
Every time I've gone, I end up
dropping more bills in G-strings
265
00:08:50,271 --> 00:08:51,505
than the straight men.
266
00:08:51,606 --> 00:08:53,207
I'd put school supplies in there
too if there was room.
267
00:08:53,341 --> 00:08:56,210
No, it's not that they bum me out.
268
00:08:56,344 --> 00:09:00,581
Ah, it's just... well,
I'm kind of a stripper magnet.
269
00:09:00,715 --> 00:09:02,316
Explain.
270
00:09:02,450 --> 00:09:03,450
In detail.
271
00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:04,485
I wish I could.
272
00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:06,620
There is just something about me
273
00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:08,956
that makes strippers want to
start unloading their problems.
274
00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,592
And trust me, these girls have problems.
275
00:09:11,693 --> 00:09:14,762
So it's not all glitter
and glamour like you think.
276
00:09:14,896 --> 00:09:16,730
Looks like it's just you and me, kid.
277
00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:25,806
Can't believe Theresa's coming.
278
00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,274
This was gonna be our special place.
279
00:09:27,409 --> 00:09:29,309
- It's perfect.
- I know.
280
00:09:29,411 --> 00:09:31,278
It's like a gay bar and
a straight bar rolled into one,
281
00:09:31,413 --> 00:09:32,813
except everybody's wearing
282
00:09:32,914 --> 00:09:34,381
tighter clothes and less of them.
283
00:09:34,516 --> 00:09:35,883
Take all the fun out of it.
284
00:09:36,017 --> 00:09:37,885
Now I got to worry
about all these shallow scumbags
285
00:09:38,019 --> 00:09:39,887
checking out my girl... Oh, my God.
286
00:09:40,021 --> 00:09:41,822
Check out pink shorts.
287
00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:43,957
That is a rock-solid ten.
288
00:09:44,092 --> 00:09:45,159
Maybe she's a ten on the street,
289
00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:46,827
but in here, that girl's a seven at best.
290
00:09:46,928 --> 00:09:47,861
What?
291
00:09:47,996 --> 00:09:49,963
If that's a seven, show me a dime.
292
00:09:50,098 --> 00:09:52,266
That angel right over there
doing leg lifts.
293
00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:53,734
Lifting my spirits.
294
00:09:53,868 --> 00:09:55,069
- He's a ten.
- That guy?
295
00:09:55,170 --> 00:09:57,171
I mean, his body, sure,
but his face is kind of jowly
296
00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:58,338
is all I'm saying.
297
00:09:58,440 --> 00:09:59,640
He has a face?
298
00:09:59,774 --> 00:10:00,674
Oh, my God.
299
00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,009
Oh, my God.
300
00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:03,077
Purple top.
301
00:10:03,211 --> 00:10:05,045
Her boobs are, um,
302
00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:08,082
- I'm gonna use the word buoyant.
- Ooh, nice word choice.
303
00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:09,283
- Thank you. You like it?
- Yes.
304
00:10:09,417 --> 00:10:10,551
- Want to hear another one?
- Please.
305
00:10:10,685 --> 00:10:12,019
Black shorts, black top.
306
00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,420
- Her ass?
- Hit me.
307
00:10:13,521 --> 00:10:15,422
- Tidy.
- [Laughs]
308
00:10:15,523 --> 00:10:17,424
Ooh, what about her ass?
309
00:10:17,559 --> 00:10:18,692
Okay, well, her...
310
00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,627
- Do you know Latin? 'Cause...
- Hey, guys.
311
00:10:20,762 --> 00:10:22,763
- Whoa, hey, Theresa.
- Hey.
312
00:10:22,897 --> 00:10:24,198
What's going on?
313
00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:25,199
Here she is.
314
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,767
- Now the fun can start.
- Yeah.
315
00:10:26,901 --> 00:10:29,503
You look so pretty today. So pretty.
316
00:10:29,604 --> 00:10:33,307
- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah.
317
00:10:33,441 --> 00:10:35,576
Way to stroll, guys.
318
00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:36,577
[Laughs] Yeah.
319
00:10:36,711 --> 00:10:38,979
Come on! [Laughs]
320
00:10:39,114 --> 00:10:40,714
Oh, my God, look at the girl
in the purple top.
321
00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:44,151
- What? Where?
- The one with the perky boobs.
322
00:10:44,285 --> 00:10:46,019
Check out her triceps.
323
00:10:46,121 --> 00:10:47,988
I could do a hundred dips a day
324
00:10:48,123 --> 00:10:50,424
and never have triceps like that.
325
00:10:50,558 --> 00:10:51,792
You've got amazing triceps.
326
00:10:51,926 --> 00:10:53,427
- Doesn't she, Hank?
- Uhhuh.
327
00:10:53,561 --> 00:10:55,362
And her ass. [Whistles]
328
00:10:55,463 --> 00:10:57,798
She must do squats in her sleep.
329
00:10:57,899 --> 00:10:59,066
She's gorgeous.
330
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,067
No one's hotter than you, baby.
331
00:11:00,168 --> 00:11:01,468
Stop complimenting me.
332
00:11:01,603 --> 00:11:03,437
It's weird.
333
00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:05,539
Oh, excuse me.
334
00:11:05,673 --> 00:11:07,141
I just remembered there's a steam room
335
00:11:07,242 --> 00:11:10,043
that I'm hoping
involves some very clear steam.
336
00:11:10,178 --> 00:11:11,111
Hey.
337
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,479
- What?
- Check out that girl.
338
00:11:12,614 --> 00:11:13,814
She's cut.
339
00:11:13,948 --> 00:11:16,750
There are no women like that
at the cop gym.
340
00:11:16,851 --> 00:11:19,153
It's inspiring.
341
00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:22,156
Makes me want to up
my workout game, you know?
342
00:11:22,257 --> 00:11:25,192
- I'm gonna come here every night.
- Oh, cool.
343
00:11:25,293 --> 00:11:27,227
That's so cool.
344
00:11:27,362 --> 00:11:28,462
What about that book club...
345
00:11:28,596 --> 00:11:30,264
Honey, who do you think
has better muscle tone?
346
00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:31,899
Yellow sneakers or side braid?
347
00:11:32,033 --> 00:11:33,033
I'm sure I have no idea.
348
00:11:33,134 --> 00:11:34,835
Oh, you can't see those girls either?
349
00:11:34,969 --> 00:11:36,170
I don't come to the gym to check out women.
350
00:11:36,271 --> 00:11:37,304
Neither do I.
351
00:11:37,438 --> 00:11:39,373
Doesn't hurt to look while I'm here.
352
00:11:39,474 --> 00:11:40,641
You don't check out the guys?
353
00:11:40,775 --> 00:11:42,075
No, that's what I go to whole foods for.
354
00:11:42,177 --> 00:11:43,177
What?
355
00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:46,180
Come on, yellow sneakers, side braid, go.
356
00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:47,581
I'm not answering this.
357
00:11:47,682 --> 00:11:51,185
You are really taking the fun
out of fancy gym, you know that?
358
00:11:51,319 --> 00:11:52,252
Wh...
359
00:11:52,353 --> 00:11:53,954
It's yellow sneakers, by the way.
360
00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:57,024
[R&b music]
361
00:11:57,158 --> 00:12:00,127
♪ ♪
362
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:01,361
How is this even legal?
363
00:12:01,496 --> 00:12:02,796
They're not even topless, Brian.
364
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,765
Not that. $10 for a water.
365
00:12:04,899 --> 00:12:06,667
$3 for a lemon slice.
366
00:12:06,801 --> 00:12:08,602
This is... [scoffs] This is robbery.
367
00:12:08,736 --> 00:12:10,804
Excuse me, we need a stripper over here.
368
00:12:10,905 --> 00:12:12,806
Oh, and sure, they give you free peanuts
369
00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:14,641
because they want you to buy the water.
370
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:15,676
I know what they're doing.
371
00:12:15,810 --> 00:12:18,579
I'm not gonna let them win.
372
00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:21,448
My friend here
will have one lap dance, please.
373
00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:24,218
Awesome.
374
00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:25,752
- What's your name?
- Brian.
375
00:12:25,853 --> 00:12:28,488
Excuse me, miss, but I just have to ask.
376
00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:30,591
- How much is a burger here?
- I don't know.
377
00:12:30,725 --> 00:12:33,594
I don't eat here.
378
00:12:33,728 --> 00:12:35,395
She wants you to put money in there.
379
00:12:35,530 --> 00:12:37,297
Oh, yeah. I only have a 20.
380
00:12:37,432 --> 00:12:40,133
Do you happen to have any change or...
381
00:12:40,268 --> 00:12:41,535
I'm dancing pretty hard for you here.
382
00:12:41,669 --> 00:12:43,136
I could really use some encouragement.
383
00:12:43,238 --> 00:12:45,005
Okay.
384
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:48,709
All right. Uh...
385
00:12:48,843 --> 00:12:51,245
- What the hell, man?
- Okay, forget him.
386
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:54,414
New plan. Do me.
387
00:12:54,549 --> 00:12:55,649
Mm.
388
00:12:55,783 --> 00:12:56,950
Oh, yeah.
389
00:12:57,085 --> 00:12:58,652
How about this, Brian? Huh?
390
00:12:58,786 --> 00:13:01,021
A little girl-on-girl action?
391
00:13:01,122 --> 00:13:02,990
Is this doing anything for you?
392
00:13:03,124 --> 00:13:05,125
Oh, excuse me, miss,
393
00:13:05,226 --> 00:13:07,094
but is her dance gonna be extra?
394
00:13:07,195 --> 00:13:08,795
Yeah. Two lap dances, two people.
395
00:13:08,896 --> 00:13:14,201
That's 80 bucks. 80 doll... [Coughs]
396
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,370
Hey, this guy needs a water.
397
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:17,971
[Coughing] No, no, no!
398
00:13:18,106 --> 00:13:19,206
- I'm fine.
- Okay.
399
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,208
No water. [Coughs]
400
00:13:22,854 --> 00:13:25,128
I mean, that girl has
the best thighs I've seen
401
00:13:25,128 --> 00:13:26,228
since Serena Williams.
402
00:13:26,363 --> 00:13:28,931
Powerful but lean. What do you think?
403
00:13:29,065 --> 00:13:30,666
I think she has nice thighs.
404
00:13:30,767 --> 00:13:34,270
- I bet she even has a nice brain.
- Oh, please.
405
00:13:34,404 --> 00:13:36,005
I'm sorry, I'm not talking
about another woman's thighs
406
00:13:36,139 --> 00:13:37,373
with my girlfriend... It's weird.
407
00:13:37,507 --> 00:13:39,341
Oh, right, but it would be less weird
408
00:13:39,476 --> 00:13:41,710
if you came to the gym
and checked out girls with Hank?
409
00:13:41,845 --> 00:13:43,112
Yeah, honestly, it would be.
410
00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:44,747
There are certain things
you just don't talk about
411
00:13:44,848 --> 00:13:46,081
with the person
you're in a relationship with.
412
00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:47,316
Oh, come on.
413
00:13:47,450 --> 00:13:48,817
I'm sorry. It's a slippery slope.
414
00:13:48,952 --> 00:13:50,452
I certainly don't want to know
what you think about other guys.
415
00:13:50,587 --> 00:13:53,389
That is because you feel threatened.
416
00:13:53,490 --> 00:13:55,558
[Laughs] Yeah, and that's normal.
417
00:13:55,692 --> 00:13:56,692
How come you don't feel threatened
418
00:13:56,793 --> 00:13:58,160
about me looking at other women?
419
00:13:58,295 --> 00:13:59,261
'Cause at the end of the day,
420
00:13:59,396 --> 00:14:02,831
I know you're coming home with me.
421
00:14:02,966 --> 00:14:05,434
Tell me that girl doesn't have amazing abs.
422
00:14:05,535 --> 00:14:06,769
Slippery slope, baby.
423
00:14:06,903 --> 00:14:08,337
- It's a slippery slope.
- We have to leave.
424
00:14:08,471 --> 00:14:11,140
- We have to leave right now.
- Why?
425
00:14:11,274 --> 00:14:13,709
I was in the steam room,
and it was great at first.
426
00:14:13,843 --> 00:14:15,477
I was checking out all the hot guys.
427
00:14:15,612 --> 00:14:18,047
All the hot guys were checking
out all the other hot guys.
428
00:14:18,181 --> 00:14:21,417
And then I noticed
no one was checking out me.
429
00:14:21,551 --> 00:14:22,918
No one has checked me out
since I stepped foot
430
00:14:23,053 --> 00:14:24,453
in this gym, Johnny.
431
00:14:24,588 --> 00:14:26,121
On the streets of Chicago, I'm
a tall, handsome drink of water.
432
00:14:26,223 --> 00:14:27,256
In here, I'm just tall.
433
00:14:27,390 --> 00:14:29,792
I am sure someone has checked you out.
434
00:14:29,893 --> 00:14:30,993
I don't know.
435
00:14:31,127 --> 00:14:32,261
I'm sure we have all been checked out.
436
00:14:32,362 --> 00:14:33,696
I don't know. Look around.
437
00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:37,299
This place is a total meat market.
438
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,801
And we just vegetables.
439
00:14:38,935 --> 00:14:40,603
I always get checked out at the cop gym,
440
00:14:40,737 --> 00:14:42,404
- by men and women.
- Yeah, that's the cop gym.
441
00:14:42,539 --> 00:14:44,106
Look around. This is a whole other level.
442
00:14:44,241 --> 00:14:46,075
What is the matter with you two?
443
00:14:46,209 --> 00:14:47,743
Why can't you just enjoy the view?
444
00:14:47,844 --> 00:14:49,278
Why do you have to know
that you're on the menu?
445
00:14:49,379 --> 00:14:51,714
Because the gym is where I go
to, to feel good about myself.
446
00:14:51,848 --> 00:14:53,649
Right, it's a whole boost.
447
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:54,917
You want to feel good about yourself,
448
00:14:55,051 --> 00:14:56,385
go to Navy Pier or the zoo.
449
00:14:56,519 --> 00:14:57,953
It's a bunch of fat people
eating funnel cakes.
450
00:14:58,088 --> 00:14:59,388
Not for nothing,
451
00:14:59,489 --> 00:15:02,458
even straight girls check me out
at the gym sometimes.
452
00:15:02,559 --> 00:15:03,993
You know what?
453
00:15:04,127 --> 00:15:06,462
It's because John and I have
been together the whole time.
454
00:15:06,563 --> 00:15:07,463
- Okay.
- Oh.
455
00:15:07,597 --> 00:15:08,464
Am I bringing down your average?
456
00:15:08,598 --> 00:15:10,566
Give me some space, babe. God.
457
00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:14,503
Go, soar.
458
00:15:14,638 --> 00:15:18,641
Oh, off the shoulder, okay.
459
00:15:18,775 --> 00:15:20,776
Oh, yeah. There she goes.
460
00:15:20,910 --> 00:15:22,544
- Oh.
- She moved down.
461
00:15:22,679 --> 00:15:25,347
Oh, she's mooning the guy next to her.
462
00:15:25,482 --> 00:15:27,316
She's backing the moon into his face.
463
00:15:27,450 --> 00:15:28,550
Okay, just...
464
00:15:28,685 --> 00:15:30,552
- Oh, is that a yawn?
- Ooh.
465
00:15:30,687 --> 00:15:31,687
He looked at her ass and yawned.
466
00:15:31,788 --> 00:15:35,024
Oh, girl, you know that hurt.
467
00:15:35,158 --> 00:15:36,792
Oh, she's not giving up, though, is she?
468
00:15:36,926 --> 00:15:38,594
Ooh, girl.
469
00:15:41,731 --> 00:15:45,768
Oh, I think she might have
pulled something there.
470
00:15:45,902 --> 00:15:48,437
She's gonna go for the dual cable cross.
471
00:15:48,538 --> 00:15:49,471
That's right. Shake it off, girl.
472
00:15:49,606 --> 00:15:50,539
Shake it off. You can do it. Yeah.
473
00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:52,441
This is a classically sexy machine.
474
00:15:52,575 --> 00:15:55,377
Dude... oh, here comes a guy...
And nothing.
475
00:15:55,512 --> 00:15:57,012
- Oh.
- Swing and a miss.
476
00:15:57,147 --> 00:15:58,847
Hey, sweetie, let's go, honey.
477
00:15:58,982 --> 00:16:00,349
- Give me a second!
- Nope, sweetie.
478
00:16:00,483 --> 00:16:01,350
Let's go.
479
00:16:01,484 --> 00:16:02,718
No, just give me a minute.
480
00:16:02,819 --> 00:16:04,920
Just let her work through it.
I'll buy you a shot.
481
00:16:05,055 --> 00:16:06,155
One of those wheatgrass things?
482
00:16:06,289 --> 00:16:07,723
Hell, no. Tequila, it's a bar next door.
483
00:16:07,824 --> 00:16:09,124
Oh, maybe that can be our special place.
484
00:16:09,225 --> 00:16:10,659
- Yeah, yeah, let's do it.
- Let's go. Yes.
485
00:16:10,794 --> 00:16:12,394
Screw fancy gym.
486
00:16:15,231 --> 00:16:16,098
Ahh.
487
00:16:16,232 --> 00:16:18,067
Nothing tastes as good as free.
488
00:16:18,201 --> 00:16:21,570
Do you realize that
our whole meal is half the price
489
00:16:21,705 --> 00:16:23,672
of one stripper water with lemon?
490
00:16:23,773 --> 00:16:26,141
Cool.
491
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:27,409
What's wrong, V.D.?
492
00:16:27,544 --> 00:16:29,712
Brian, I told you,
that is a terrible nickname.
493
00:16:29,846 --> 00:16:31,113
Sorry, Voo-Voo.
494
00:16:31,247 --> 00:16:33,148
You do know that Voodoo
is already a nickname, right?
495
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:34,616
I thought you'd be happier.
496
00:16:34,751 --> 00:16:36,785
Now that I've proven
that I'm not sexual anymore,
497
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,620
we can officially be boyfriend-girlfriend.
498
00:16:38,722 --> 00:16:40,723
Brian, you didn't prove anything.
499
00:16:40,824 --> 00:16:42,324
I didn't get turned on at the strip club.
500
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:44,293
'Cause you're cheap,
not 'cause you're asexual.
501
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:45,861
Transcendual.
502
00:16:45,995 --> 00:16:47,763
This sucks.
503
00:16:47,897 --> 00:16:49,698
I like you a lot.
504
00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:51,500
And you clearly like me enough to believe
505
00:16:51,601 --> 00:16:53,936
that you could actually
change something very major
506
00:16:54,070 --> 00:16:55,070
about yourself for me.
507
00:16:55,171 --> 00:16:56,805
I know that you don't believe me,
508
00:16:56,906 --> 00:16:59,108
but I think I really did change.
509
00:16:59,209 --> 00:17:00,776
Okay,
510
00:17:00,910 --> 00:17:02,611
I didn't want to do this.
511
00:17:02,712 --> 00:17:04,947
And know that this means
absolutely nothing for me,
512
00:17:05,115 --> 00:17:06,915
But...
513
00:17:10,053 --> 00:17:12,888
How you feeling over there?
514
00:17:13,022 --> 00:17:14,356
Feeling pretty transcendual.
515
00:17:17,961 --> 00:17:21,196
What's your phone number?
516
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:26,835
- Um, 312-4...
- No.
517
00:17:26,970 --> 00:17:28,203
6... you know,
518
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:31,673
this really isn't fair
because cellular technology
519
00:17:31,808 --> 00:17:33,208
has made remembering phone numbers
520
00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:35,878
a skill of the past.
521
00:17:38,782 --> 00:17:39,948
This mean that we're breaking up?
522
00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:41,417
It means we're not going down the road
523
00:17:41,551 --> 00:17:42,885
where we break up eventually.
524
00:17:43,019 --> 00:17:45,120
So we can't hang out and talk anymore?
525
00:17:45,221 --> 00:17:46,555
We can still hang out and talk.
526
00:17:46,689 --> 00:17:49,091
But we can't go to movies together anymore?
527
00:17:49,225 --> 00:17:50,759
I mean, I still like movies.
528
00:17:50,894 --> 00:17:53,862
But we can't not have sex
after the movie anymore?
529
00:17:53,963 --> 00:17:55,697
We will still not be having sex.
530
00:17:55,832 --> 00:17:58,267
So what, I'm just
supposed to be your friend
531
00:17:58,401 --> 00:18:01,170
and do all the things
that we love to do together?
532
00:18:01,304 --> 00:18:03,338
Instead of being celibate with you,
533
00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:05,974
I'm just supposed to go off
and have sex with other women?
534
00:18:06,075 --> 00:18:08,677
Yeah, that's the basic summary.
535
00:18:08,812 --> 00:18:11,113
- Oh.
- Here's the check.
536
00:18:11,214 --> 00:18:14,016
And a two-for-one coupon for the coffees.
537
00:18:14,117 --> 00:18:15,551
I'm not supposed to give them out,
538
00:18:15,685 --> 00:18:18,187
but I just can't stand to see
anybody miss out on a bargain.
539
00:18:18,321 --> 00:18:20,489
Thank you. I'm the same way.
540
00:18:20,590 --> 00:18:23,125
Just, um, don't tell my boss.
541
00:18:27,931 --> 00:18:30,966
- Sorry.
- Don't be, she's cute.
542
00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:32,167
You should go ask for her number.
543
00:18:32,302 --> 00:18:33,836
- Really?
- Yeah.
544
00:18:33,937 --> 00:18:35,671
And she seems like a cheap date.
545
00:18:35,772 --> 00:18:39,441
I just feel really weird, Voo.
546
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:42,478
I'll just go pay.
547
00:18:42,612 --> 00:18:46,815
And maybe I will thank her
for the coupon if that is okay.
548
00:18:46,950 --> 00:18:49,852
Yeah, of course. Go.
549
00:18:54,157 --> 00:18:55,791
Hey, thank you so much for this.
550
00:18:55,925 --> 00:18:58,227
[Indistinct chatter]
551
00:19:04,334 --> 00:19:06,451
20 should do it. Thank you so much.
552
00:19:08,505 --> 00:19:10,506
Oh, it is nice to be tens again.
553
00:19:10,641 --> 00:19:12,842
Maybe a ten out in the regular world.
554
00:19:12,976 --> 00:19:15,645
- Here we are solid 12s.
- Mm.
555
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:16,846
Let's take a lap.
556
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,415
- Yeah.
- [Sighs]
557
00:19:19,550 --> 00:19:20,850
Johnny's missing out.
558
00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:23,019
I can't believe he's still going
to that superficial gym.
559
00:19:23,153 --> 00:19:24,253
[Laughs] I know.
560
00:19:24,388 --> 00:19:27,223
I'm so glad that we gave our passes away.
561
00:19:29,359 --> 00:19:30,626
Should we get a funnel cake?
562
00:19:30,727 --> 00:19:32,762
I think we earned it.
563
00:19:34,898 --> 00:19:37,833
One. Two.
564
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,036
Well, I can definitely see hotness again.
565
00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:42,004
Welcome back, Brian.
Sorry about Voodoo, though.
566
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,807
I think it'll be a while
before I'm ready to love again,
567
00:19:44,942 --> 00:19:46,242
but I am ready to look again.
568
00:19:46,376 --> 00:19:48,444
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
569
00:19:48,545 --> 00:19:49,712
Lance, what are you doing here?
570
00:19:49,846 --> 00:19:51,247
You have a severe groin tear.
571
00:19:51,381 --> 00:19:52,515
You should not be working out.
572
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:54,483
People have been
telling me "no" my whole life.
573
00:19:54,618 --> 00:19:55,952
It fuels me. I thrive on it.
574
00:19:56,086 --> 00:19:57,386
And it shows, man.
575
00:19:57,521 --> 00:19:59,455
You swoll as shit.
576
00:19:59,590 --> 00:20:01,857
Dang. Your traps are crazy, bro.
577
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,527
They look like waterslides
down to your shoulders.
578
00:20:04,628 --> 00:20:07,029
Yo, how you fit into your shirts, bro?
579
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,498
I've got a tailor, this old Hungarian dude.
580
00:20:09,633 --> 00:20:11,601
Used to fit Frank Thomas.
581
00:20:11,702 --> 00:20:12,835
The Big Hurt?
582
00:20:12,970 --> 00:20:14,470
Yo, drop me his card, bro.
583
00:20:14,605 --> 00:20:15,571
You guys gonna be working out here?
584
00:20:15,706 --> 00:20:16,639
Lifetime passes.
585
00:20:16,773 --> 00:20:18,241
All right.
586
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,742
Let me know if you need a spot.
587
00:20:19,876 --> 00:20:22,011
[Grunting] Oh, ow, ah. Lance?
588
00:20:22,145 --> 00:20:23,813
No, Lance, be careful, please.
589
00:20:23,947 --> 00:20:26,182
Yo, check out that girl right there.
590
00:20:26,316 --> 00:20:27,216
Oh, the one in the sweatpants?
591
00:20:27,317 --> 00:20:28,217
Oh, yeah, man.
592
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:29,485
I just want to take that girl
593
00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:31,420
to the farmers market and pick out produce.
594
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:32,855
Yeah, I can see that.
595
00:20:32,956 --> 00:20:34,890
She has that look like she knows
exactly what's in season.
596
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,459
Oh, man, I can totally see myself
597
00:20:36,593 --> 00:20:38,894
walking back
from the market with that girl,
598
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,129
holding hands,
599
00:20:40,230 --> 00:20:42,632
bunches of kale sticking
out of our reusable bags.
600
00:20:42,766 --> 00:20:45,201
Then you get home, and she
makes you a little hot cocoa.
601
00:20:45,302 --> 00:20:46,902
Oh, she makes such good cocoa.
602
00:20:47,004 --> 00:20:48,604
Yeah, and then it's snowing outside.
603
00:20:48,739 --> 00:20:50,006
- It's a little chilly.
- Yeah. Oh. Brr!
604
00:20:50,140 --> 00:20:51,374
You start snuggling on the couch,
605
00:20:51,508 --> 00:20:53,409
and then you just bang her brains out, bro.
606
00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:55,745
Marshmallows everywhere, dude.
607
00:20:55,846 --> 00:20:57,346
[Sighs]
608
00:20:57,481 --> 00:20:59,615
Are we gonna do anything
besides the treadmill?
609
00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:01,584
No, man. I tried the weight machines.
610
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:02,852
That shit ain't calibrated right.
611
00:21:02,986 --> 00:21:03,853
Steam room?
612
00:21:03,987 --> 00:21:04,854
Steam room.
613
00:21:04,955 --> 00:21:08,724
[Machines beep]
614
00:21:08,859 --> 00:21:10,326
Nice, 2.4.
615
00:21:14,197 --> 00:21:17,066
Hey, girl.
616
00:21:17,167 --> 00:21:18,367
What's up, bro?
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