All language subtitles for S01E14_Sneak Attack

What's that?

MAN: Some kind of iron horse.

MacArthur's in grave danger.

If you're not out of my sight
in 10 seconds, I'll lock you
both in the brig.

The Japanese are going
to attack Pearl Harbor.

Is this a prank call?

A lot of people on that base
are going to get killed,

and I don't want you
to be one of them.

(MACHINE GUNS FIRING)

Bogg, look, it's MacArthur!

BOGG... We travel through time
to help history along,

give it a push
where it's needed.

Bogg!

BOGG... When the Omni's red,
it means history's wrong.

Our job's to get
everything back on track.

(OMNI DINGS)

Green light, kid! We did it!

(MISSILE WHISTLING)

(WIND WHISTLING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

I have a funny feeling
this isn't a resort.

Not with all this noise
and lousy weather.

(BEEPING)

Leyte Island,
the Philippines, 1944.

World War II.
This is great!

Great? You're getting
a little warped, kid.
No war is great.

(ENGINE FALTERING)

That guy's in trouble,
and I'm going after him.
You stay put.

Fat chance. Banzai!

(GRUNTING)

Hey, hold it.

You okay?
Yeah.

Who are you guys?

How come
you're not in uniform?

We're with the USO.

USO? Here?

What we need are
reinforcements.

We're getting
the heck beat out of us.

But in 1944,
America's supposed to be
winning on Leyte Island.

Tell them that.

But what about MacArthur?

He led the attack
on this island that totally
totaled the enemy.

MacArthur died over
two years ago at
the attack on Pearl Harbor.

Pearl Harbor!

Yeah, he was there
for some top secret meeting.

Listen, I got a lot of wounded
waiting for this medicine.

Well, these guys won't mind
if we take their car.

Hey, now you're talking.
They're not gonna shoot
at one of their own.

What are you gonna do
with these devils?

Don't you worry about that.
Just get that medicine
to the wounded.

Thanks a lot.

Bogg, MacArthur
wasn't in Pearl Harbor
during the attack.

He was in the Philippines.

BOGG: Wrong history,
that's why we got a red light.

Without MacArthur,
America could lose
the South Pacific.

SOLDIER: Thanks, guys.

Good luck.

(BEEPING)
Okay, kid, date?

Well, we should get there
the day before the attack,

December 6th, 1941.

Sayonara, guys.

(WIND WHISTLING)

(BEEPING)

December 6th, 1941.
Pearl Harbor.

Right on target.

Tomorrow,
that'll be a bad joke.

Schofield Barracks?
You sure you have
the right date?

No one here looks
very concerned.

That's because no one knows
what's gonna happen except us
and the Japanese.

All these people have
no idea that tomorrow
the world is gonna change.

Well, if MacArthur's here
for a secret meeting,

nobody's gonna know
except the top brass.

We'd better find
the base commander.
Right.

Excuse us, could you tell us
where we could find
one of the base commanders?

How am I supposed to know?
This is an Army base.
I'm in the Navy.

Yeah, we're just here
for the big battle tonight.

You know about the battle?

Yeah. Who you rooting for?

Rooting for?

The Americans,
who else?

Well, sure,
we're all Americans.

Listen, we've got
the hottest trumpet player
this side of the mainland

but the Army,
they've got a mean man
on the skins.

What are you talking about?

What do you think, silly?
The Battle of the Bands.

Isn't that why
you're in costume?

Oh, yeah, yeah, sure,
that's why we're in costume.

Well, listen,
we've got to take
a powder.

Tina and me are in
the dance contest tonight,
and we got to rest up.

Listen, I hope
we see you there.
It's gonna be hot.

Yeah, good luck.

See you.

How come we're not
wearing costumes?

I didn't know
we were supposed to.

Why did you give me
this assignment?

JACK:
Well, it's what you've been
bugging me for, isn't it?

Yeah, but not this kind.

Look, the officer of the day
is very busy
with last minute details

for MacArthur's meeting
with the fleet captains.

Now somebody
had to fill in.

And since it's a desk job,
and I'm a woman,

you figure I can handle it.

Well, you can, can't you?

Yes, but I've been trained
as an intelligence operative.

Why don't I get
any of those
kind of assignments?

Well, maybe the commander
of this post
doesn't think you're ready.

You're the commander
of this post!
That's right.

I'm as ready as any of your
other civilian operatives,
and you know it.

Now why are you
holding me back?

Holding you back?

Listen, young lady,
it's time you faced the truth.

You've only gotten
as far as you have
because I'm your father.

That's not true.

I've worked harder
than anybody
for this position.

Working hard is not enough.

Because I'm a woman.

Yes. But, look,
I know that's not fair,

but that's the way
the government is.

And that's the way
the world is.

You have to do better
than the men.

You can't make a mistake
and you can't break down,

because when you do,
they're gonna be waiting
to nail you.

I can handle that.
I can do the job.

Well, then prove it.

How can I
when I'm sitting
behind this desk?

Look, it's like I said,
no matter what the job,
you have to do better.

Now don't forget, we have
dinner with General MacArthur
at 2000 hours.

That's 8:00...
That's 8:00 p.m.

Yes.

Sure, that assignment
I can handle.

Bogg, we came here
to find MacArthur,
not the Battle of the Bands.

Right. Those MPs ought
to know where
we can find him. Come on.

Hey, you guys, excuse me.

Do you know where
we can find a commander?

You wanna see a commander?
Yes, sir.

Yeah, we have something
really important
to discuss with him.

(SCOFFS) Don't tell me.
Your pirate ship captured
one of our cruisers.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Look, guys,
we're not kidding around.
This is very important.

How about showing us
your IDs?

IDs? IDs.

Must've left it
in my other uniform.

I could lock you
in the stockade for that.

Hey, look, can you
just take us to one
of the commanders?

Commanders are
very busy men.

Send in your request
for a meeting,
and they'll see you

in about a month.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

We need to talk
to a commander
about MacArthur.

I think you got
their attention.

Wait, what are we doing here?
We have to see the commander.

First you see
the officer of the day.
Then you see a commander.

Keep an eye on them, Tom.
You know how pirates are.

Miss Knox, where is
the officer of the day?

He's busy.
I was left in charge.
What is it?

Maybe I'd better get
someone else.

Sergeant, I was left
in charge by my father,
the Commander.

(EXHALES)

Yes, ma'am.

We've got a couple
of kooks out there who want
to talk to a commander.

Kooks? What kind of kooks?

There's a man
dressed like a pirate
and a young boy.

And when I asked the young boy
his date of birth,
he said, "October 3rd, 1970."

(LAUGHS)
Well, maybe he's just having
some fun with you.

What do they want
to see the commander about?

They know MacArthur's here.
They say he's in great danger.

They know about MacArthur?
How?

I don't know.
Do you think
it may have leaked out?

It's impossible!
It's top secret!

What do you want me
to do with them?

Release them.
What?

Sergeant, release them.

Yes, ma'am.

Release them.
What?

It's an order.

Look...
Okay, you two, get out!

Look, we've got
to see the commander.

Well, you're not going to.

And if you know
what's good for you,
you'll get off this base.

Don't you understand?
MacArthur is in grave danger.

If you're not out of my sight
in 10 seconds, I'll lock you
both in the brig.

But MacArthur...
Forget it,
we'll get out of here.

(SIGHS)

What are we going to do?

Look, security is
a little loose around here,
don't you think?

Yeah.

Well, if MacArthur were here
for a secret meeting he'd be
under heavy security, right?

Right.

Well, we're going
to find that area.

Come on.

(ENGINE RUMBLING)

Getting ready
for tonight, huh?

Oh, yeah. You kidding?
I was the jitterbug champ of
the Bronx two years in a row.

I'm gonna show these hicks
a thing or two.

We were wondering,

you wouldn't
know of any heavy security
area on base, would you?

Sure, Thompson compound.

Where is it?

It's down the beach,
about half a mile.

Thanks.

Hey, you'll never
get in there,
especially dressed like that.

Bogg, don't you think
we should try to warn
the base about the attack?

You can't change
history, kid.

Hey, you wanna get
some lunch?

We may not get another chance
before we reach
the security area.

I am kind of hungry.

You know, Bogg,
it is kind of
hard not to try.

What?
To change history.

Oh, yeah, I know.

One of the drawbacks
of the job.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

(EXCLAIMS)

Oh, excuse me.
It's okay.

I'm so clumsy.

My pleasure.

My souvenirs.

You sure do have
a lot of them.

Well, you know,
I'm from Omaha.

Figures.
This is my first time
in Hawaii.

I was with a tour group
but I got separated
from them somehow.

So, now I guess,
I'm kind of lost.

Where are you guys from?

Oh, we kind of
travel all over.

Yeah?
Yeah.

My name's Jackie.
Phineas Bogg.

Hi.
This is Jeffrey Jones.

Hi.
Hi.

Will you two look
at that background?

Would you mind
if I got a shot of you
for the folks back in Omaha?

They're gonna love this.

Excuse me, could you get
out of my way? Thank you.

Bogg, we have things to do.

Excuse me, Jackie,
we kind of have
someplace to go.

Oh, sure.
I don't want to impose.

Oh, no.
You're not imposing.

It's just the kid was hungry,
and we thought we'd get
some lunch.

Lunch! Great.
I'm starving.

Way to go, ace.

JACKIE: Just one more shot
with the pineapple.

Oh, that's wonderful.

That's her fifth roll of film.

Don't complain.
She bought lunch,
didn't she?

Big deal.
The whole thing
cost 15 cents.

Whoever heard
of eating a hot dog
with pineapple on it anyway?

You know, Bogg, we're never
gonna be able to sneak on
the base

with her tagging along.

Don't worry,
I got it all figured out.

(GROANS)

Hey, guys...

Hold it, there.
That's a great shot.

This lady is unreal.

Don't be long.

The coast is clear.
Come on.

Come on,
let's get out of here.

Okay, kid,
that's where we've got to go.

And there's our ticket in.
Come on.

I gotta hand it to you, Bogg,
this is a great idea.

I have my moments.

Hey, fellows,
what are you doing
in the back of the truck?

How did she find us?

I think she's
part bloodhound.

So much for sneaking in.

Where were you guys
going in there?

Just hitching a ride.

You could've got us
in a lot of trouble,
you know.

Oh, jeez, Phineas,
I'm sorry.

It's just that I thought
we must've missed
each other

when I went to get
another roll of film.

Look, lady,
we didn't miss you,
we left you on purpose.

Hey, Jeff, easy.
She's all alone.

Is that true, Phineas?

No! We were...

No, that's all right,
you don't have to explain.

I mean,
I've been dumped before
by an entire tour group.

I know I'm a pest.

No, you're not.

It's just that we have
business to do, you see,

dangerous business,
and we didn't want
you to get hurt.

Hey, she's got the Omni!

German or Japanese?

Huh?

Neither.

Dates, places, even a globe.
What is this?

Nothing. Really,
you better give that back.

Hey, stop that!

Freeze, buster.

What is this?
Who are you?

Jackie Knox,
Army Intelligence.

You're both under arrest.

What?

Since when does
Army Intelligence dress
like a day at the beach?

I'm a civilian operative.

(GROANS)

Oh, Jackie, we were
having so much fun
together before...

From now on, military
procedure dictates that you
only address me as Miss Knox.

Okay.

Miss Knox, we were just
spending the day at the beach.

Oh, sure.
That's what they all say.

I knew she was
going to be trouble.

Okay, are you going to tell me
what this device does,

or would you rather wait
and talk to Colonel Knox?

I thought you were Knox.
Right.
The Colonel's my father.

Great, then you can
take us to him.

Who else would I take
two captured spies to?

Oh, brother.

You know, this looks like
some kind of a radio.

Wait till my father sees this.

Don't touch the button.

Grab her, kid.

(WHOOSHING)

When are you riders
ever gonna learn

that no one gets
through this pass alive.

(WIND WHISTLING)

Sorry about that.
Where'd they come from?

I don't know,
but I don't want to stay
to find out.

Jake, come on,
let's get out of here.
Let's go.

My horse!

They took my horse.

JEFFREY:
What's going on here?

Yeah. That's what
I want to know.

This isn't Hawaii.
No kidding.

I told you
not to touch that button.

What's a Hawaii?

What were all those stars
we went through?

It's called the cosmos.
Now give me the Omni...

But wait a minute.
Back.

Where are we?

How did we get here,

and why is everybody
dressed funny?

You people lost?

Bogg, we gotta get her back.
I know.

We gotta get us back.
I know.

Listen, Jackie,
we're far away from Hawaii,
I think.

And the only way back
is for you
to give us that Omni.

Negative. Espionage equipment
confiscated
by Intelligence Personnel

becomes the property
of the United States Army.
Section 54, Paragraph 3.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I can't even tell you
where we are without it.

Well, I can tell you
where we are.
You're in Utah.

Utah? That's crazy.

Yeah, well, you think
that one's crazy.

Wait till you hear
the next one.

What's the date?

April 10, 1860.

Who are you?

I'm Bill Cody.

Buffalo Bill?

Give me a break.

Buffalo Bill?
Nobody ever called me
that before.

They will.

I'm a Pony Express rider,

and I had to get this
medicine to Salt Lake.

See, there's a sick
little girl that won't
make it past tomorrow night

without it.

The Pony Express won't survive
if she doesn't.

What do you mean?

Setting up the Pony Express
takes money.

No backer is willing to put
up his money until
somebody proves it'll work.

So far every rider
has failed to get through
that pass.

You see, the little girl's
father, he's a banker.

He knew the stage
wouldn't make it in time

so he said he'd give
the company the backing
it needs if we could make it.

Do you expect me
to believe all this?

You think I'm lying
about a sick little girl?

Never mind her.
How's your ankle?

I think it's broke.

I was the company's
last chance.

I guess there's no way
I can make it now.
Poor kid.

We gotta help Bill
make that ride.
Wait a minute.

Do you guys expect me
to believe that he's
the Buffalo Bill Cody,

and this is really 1860?

JACKIE: What are you? Nuts?

You got it.

Okay, look, fellows,
fun is fun.

You say this is 1860,

I say this part of Utah
looks the same in 1941.

And for all I know
that guy and his friends

could just be a bunch
of rejects from a Hopalong
Cassidy movie.

Listen, Jackie,
you have to understand.

That device you took from us
is a time machine.

Time machine?

There's no such thing.

That's what you think.
And this is Utah, 1860.

And if you ever want
to see Pearl Harbor,
1941 again,

either give us back the Omni,
or wait around 81 years
and take a boat.

I don't believe any of this.

Then explain how you got here.

It's some kind of
espionage trick.

A spell of some kind.

Hypnotism or drugs.

That's it,
you two have me drugged.

Let's argue
about this later, okay?

You don't mind
if we get Bill here
to a doctor, do you?

Okay, but no funny business.

DOCTOR: Now, listen,
you stay off that foot!

(EXCLAIMS IN DISDUST)
That stuff will kill you.

Tobacco, outlaws,
what's the difference?

And I don't care
what that doc says,

I only need one good foot
in the stirrup.

Anyway, that little girl
needs her medicine.

It's my responsibility
to deliver it.

But you're just a boy.

You have to be young
and light to ride
for the Pony Express, ma'am.

And I'm not a boy.
I do a man's job.

Yeah, you have to be
light so you can ride
with more speed.

And you have to be
an orphan, too.
Why?

It's dangerous work.

Better off having
somebody doing it
that nobody cares about.

That's terrible.

No, it ain't,
it's exciting.

Well, it'll be suicide if you
try to outrun those outlaws
with a bad ankle.

I'll make the ride.
No, wait a minute.

JEFFREY: No, Bogg, I think
I should make the ride.

I'm young, light
and an orphan.

Well, I don't know.
He'd have the best chance.

You two are forgetting
something here.
You're my prisoners.

Nobody is going anywhere.

What kind of prisoners?

Prisoners of love.
Excuse us a moment,
would you?

Take your hands off of me.

(LAUGHS)

Prisoners of love.
That's a good one.

Sit down!

Look, for once you're gonna...

For once you're gonna
listen to me.

Look around you, will you?

Whether you want
to believe it or not,

you traveled
back through time.

This is 1860.

But that's insanity.

Don't talk, listen.

Look, the kid and I travel
back through time

with that time machine
you confiscated from us.

And when we land in someplace
where something's wrong,

we try to get things back
on the right track, like now.

(SIGHS)

I believe you.

I know it seems impossible
but I'm starting
to believe it.

Good.

Then you understand why it's
so important for us to try
and deliver that medicine.

Yes. I understand.

What are you crying about?

It's just that
I think I'm losing my mind.

(LAUGHS)

No, you're not.

I'm not?
No.

I know it seems strange
but it'll all work out,
you'll see.

Here.

Thanks.

You know, I've always
been a sucker
for a girl in uniform.

I must confess, Phineas,
I like you, too.

And you don't think
we're spies anymore?

Oh, I hope not.

And you'll stop
holding us prisoners
and give us back the Omni.

I can't.
What?

I just can't, Phineas.

Training like I've had
is hard to break.

Now, I've gotten myself
into this assignment,

and I'm not gonna
mess it up, now.

Okay, have it your way.

You're still gonna
let us make that ride though,
aren't you?

Sure, if I can go with you.

(MEN CHATTERING)

BOGG: There are the horses.

You sure these are
the outlaws' horses?

Oh, yeah.
The Palomino's mine.

And the others
I'd know anywhere.

I knew the riders
who died trying to get them
through the pass.

Well, what the outlaws took
we can take back.

Let's go.

Tell me, Phineas,

what's it like
being a time traveler?

You should know,
you just did it.

Yeah,
but this is my first time.

I'm totally disoriented.

So am I, all the time.

My clothes are
always out of date.

I act different,
talk different.

No matter where I go,
I'm always an outsider.

Talk about being
an outsider.

Try being the only
female intelligence operative
on a military base.

Even my job title
may sound important,

but all the men see
is some little girl.

My social life
is non-existent.

I haven't even had a date
since I started
working at that base.

Yeah?
Yeah.

Well, try getting close
to somebody

when you spend one
day in Rome

and the next in Timbuktu
or somewhere.

Well, if it weren't
for the kid,
I think I'd go crazy.

How old were you
when you became an orphan?

I was really young.
I never knew my parents.

I guess it's better
that way.

I was 10.

I knew my parents real well.

I miss them.

Well, at least you know
what it's like to be loved.

Something you miss
living in an orphanage.

There they just wait for you
to grow up so they can
make room for somebody else.

When Mr. Russell
from the Pony Express come,

said I was just what
he was looking for...

That was really something.
First time in my life
somebody wanted me.

I didn't care how dangerous
it was or how much
I was getting paid.

I was doing something
to help somebody,
and I'd do it for nothing.

Don't worry,
we'll get past those outlaws.

Not the three of you together,
you won't.

The guy's too big,
and that girl, she's too slow.

But I can make it through.

You got the right build,
and all.

What if I snuck away
in the morning
before they woke up?

Hey, now,
you know how dangerous it is.

For an orphan?
Piece of cake.

Okay.

Have you ever
thought of quitting?

Sure, lots of times.

(SIGHS)

But I don't know.

This is what I do.

It's what I want to do.

I couldn't quit.

I know what you mean.

JEFFREY: Shh! Be quiet.

Now remember,

keep your head down
and whatever you do,
don't slow up.

I'll remember.

Tell Bogg
I'll see him in Salt Lake.

All right.

(HORSE NICKERING)

Yeah! Go, boy.

Where's Jeffrey?

Well, he's on his way
to Salt Lake
with the medicine.

Without me?

Don't worry,
he'll make it.

I'll make sure he does.

Hey, you're not
leaving without me.

Here comes another one.
Let's go!

Looks like Sam and Jake
scared up another one.

Bat's breath! Box canyon.

(HORSE NEIGHING)

Kid, you've just reached
the end of the line.

Get off your horse.

Hurry up!

I'm going as fast as I can.

Now we're gonna teach you
why no one ever
gets through this pass.

Bogg!

MAN: You two stupid
or suicidal?

Boy, am I glad to see you.

We'll talk about this later.
Give me the Omni.

I've got a gun,
let's take them on.

These guys shoot back.
Give me the Omni.

MAN: What are you doing?
Posing for a family portrait?

I won't tell anybody
if you won't.

Pearl Harbor,
December 7th 1941.

What a relief.
Look, it's
Schofield Barracks.

It's nice
to be home again.

That's what you think.

I wonder what time it is.

I think those church bells
are for 7:30 mass.

Bogg, that means
we have less than
half an hour.

We've got to find MacArthur,
pronto. Come on.

Hey, where do you guys think
you're going?
You're still my prisoners.

All right, Jackie,
stop kidding around.

I'm not kidding.
But, Jackie, I thought we...

You and I,
what we've been through...
I can't believe...

I know, Phineas, I like you,
I really do, both of you,

but we're back on base now,
and I've broken, who knows,
how many regulations and...

For Pete's sakes,
if I'm ever gonna prove
anything to my father,

I've got to bring you
two guys in.

I can't believe...
But I'm sure that
after we explain to him...

But there's no time for that.

Why?

Better tell her.

At 7:55 this morning
the Japanese are going
to attack Pearl Harbor.

That's impossible.

So is time travel.

And unless we do something,
MacArthur is going
to be killed.

Please, Jackie,
you have to believe us.

Where's she going?

Wait here.

If Jeffrey's right,
we should pick up some
blips on the scope.

Don't worry,
they'll be there.

There's got to be
something wrong.

This is the biggest
blip I've ever seen.

That's what Jeff was
trying to tell you.

No. It's got to be
a malfunction of some kind.

Yeah, or a lot
of enemy planes.

Well, if they are,
there are two waves of them.

And they are coming in
from the north 57 miles,
three degrees east.

I've got to alert the base.

(BUZZING)

Fort Shafter.
Private Buck speaking.

This is Miss Knox,
Army Intelligence.

I want to speak with
the highest ranking
officer in charge.

You got him.

A private is in charge?

Look, Miss Knox,
it's 7:45 in the morning.

Everybody's either asleep
or having breakfast.

But I've spotted
a mass of planes
on the radar scope.

I wouldn't sweat it.
We're expecting a flight
of B-17 s in from the mainland.

He says they're expecting
B-17 s in.

The kid says
they're Japanese.

(MACHINE BEEPS)

Listen carefully,
you've got to alert the base.

The Japanese are going
to attack Pearl Harbor.

Is this a prank call?

I am very serious, Private.

Sure, sure,
I'll jot down
the information.

Sayonara, honey.

Hello. Hello.

That stupid jerk.

Now do you believe us?

I'd be a fool not to.

Look, we're running
out of time.

We've only got
10 minutes left.

MacArthur and my father
are meeting with
the fleet captains

at 0800 this morning
on the main base.

That's right in the middle
of the attack.
Come on, let's go!

You're staying here.
What? Why?

Because a lot of people
on that base
are going to get killed,

and I don't want you
to be one of them.

But I...
No buts.

Something happened last night
between us,

and I don't want to lose that.

You're staying here
where it's safe.

What about you?
What about Jeffrey?

I can watch out for the kid
but I can't watch both of you.

Now I'm locking you
in here behind me.

Phineas, I work
for that base.

I belong there.

I don't want to lose
what we have either,

but you can't try
to protect me.

That's been my problem
my whole life.

I've spent so much time
being protected

that I never had a chance
to prove I could take care
of myself.

Please, Phineas,
I've got to go.

Okay, but watch yourself.
Please.

I can't.
I'll be too busy
watching you.

Come on.

Bogg! Bogg, listen,
they're coming.

Look!

I hope we don't
get to the base too late.

(MISSILE WHISTLING)

MAN 1: What's going on?
What's all that noise?

MAN 2: The artillery
having target practice?

MAN 3: Japanese planes!
Hit the deck!

(AIR RAID ALARM BLARING)

Get down! Get down!

Take cover! Take cover!

Bogg, look, it's MacArthur!

My father!

BOGG: Try and shoot down
the Japanese with a.45.

What's that child
doing here?

Sergeant, get that child
under some cover!

Yes, sir.

Bogg...

It's okay, kid,
it's safer this way.

JACK: Jackie,
get out of here. This is
no place for a woman.

Never mind that,
are you all right?

BOGG: Help me get
your father out
from under here.

Don't worry about me.
Get the General!

He's going to
get himself killed!

We'll get him!

Phineas, MacArthur!

No, let me go.

Jackie, are you crazy?
Let the man go!

Please, Phineas.

Okay.

Did you see that?
Did you see what she did?

I knew it all the time.
That's my girl!

Come on,
we've got to get you
out of here. Go on! Go on!

I'm okay,
my leg's not broken.

Come on,
let's get out of here!

(MACHINE GUNS FIRING)

Thanks again, Jack.

I just wanted to tell you
how impressed I was
with your daughter.

You know, General,
she impressed me, too.

I could use
an intelligence operative
in the Philippines.

Do you think
she might be interested?

Interested? She'd
be delighted. She's been
badgering me for months

to give her
an important assignment.

Good, good, she can start
after the first of the year.

By the way, where is she?
I'd like to tell her myself.

I believe she's at the beach
with Mr. Bogg, sir.

Well then,
you tell her, Jack.

With your permission, sir,
I know someone
who'd really like to tell her.

Very well, Sergeant.

Jack, see you.

Good luck, General.

(OMNI DINGS)

BOGG: Green light.

I guess it's time
for the kid and I
to get back to Bill Cody.

Nobody needs us here anymore.

That's not true.

I need you, Phineas.

You know, I've spent
so much time

trying to prove
I could be as good as a man,

I missed a lot of life.

I never let myself
make mistakes,

or get hurt,

or fall in love.

Everything's changed now.

If it makes you
feel any better,
the feeling's mutual.

A lot of good that does me.

It's bad enough having
a sweetheart overseas,

I've got one
over the rainbow.

You can't call me
from another time zone.

And if you ever write to me,
it could take me 100 years
just to get the letter.

Well, that's one tradition
between a man and a woman
that should never change.

Yeah.

Listen, things are gonna
get better for you,
I know it.

I don't know.

You just be careful in Utah.
Okay?

I will.

Just got to figure a way
past them outlaws.

Jackie! MacArthur wants you
to go with him
to the Philippines.

Really?

I heard him
say it myself.

I told you things
were gonna get better.

Would you excuse us
for a minute, Sergeant?

Yes, ma'am.

You know, Phineas,
a motorcycle is a lot faster
than a horse.

Was thinking
the same thing, myself.

All right! Great idea.

(CHUCKLES)

You take care
of the big guy, okay?

No problem.

Take care of yourself.

(SIGHS)

(DINGS)

Phineas.

I love you.

We'd better cover
this thing up pretty well.

If somebody finds it,
they'll either pass out

or have a head start on
the invention of the
internal combustion engine.

That ought to do it.
Come on, let's find Bill.

Hey.

Well, what happened?

Outlaws. They got our horses.

Well, at least
you didn't get killed.

But we still
have the medicine,

and I think we have a way
to get it to Salt Lake
by tonight.

It's no use.
I tried and you tried,

five riders
been killed already.

I say we just forget
we ever heard
of the Pony Express.

I can always go back
to the orphanage.

No! We can do it.

And we can.

Look, the kid and I
found this horse,

a very special horse, one
that can outrun anything
the outlaws have.

Yeah?
Yeah.

Oh, good. Can I see it?

No, it's grazing
a little ways from here.

We need you
to do something else.
I'll try.

Get together a posse.

We tried that.

Outlaws just hide
up in the hills.

No. But this time
it's gonna work.

We're gonna draw the outlaws
out of their holes

long enough for you
to get there with the posse.

Heck, I'll try anything.

Then you can ride
the rest of the way
to Salt Lake.

All right, I'll have
a posse together in an hour.

BOGG: Any sign of outlaws?

Not yet.

This might be easier
than I thought.

Keep your eyes open, kid.
They could come out
of anywhere.

Now what the heck is that?

You got me.

What did you put
in those beans last night?

Maybe it's some
kind of train.

Not without a track.

It looks like it's gotta be
some kind of iron horse.

Well, if it is,
I've gotta steal it.
Come on.

Here they come. Hang on.

We got them
out of hiding.

Now, let's give them a chase
until the posse shows up.

JAKE: That iron horse is fast.

Bogg, they're coming.

Hang on,
it's going to be a rough ride.

BILL: Come on,
we've got to get to them
before the outlaws do.

They're catching up, Bogg.

What's that?

Let's get them.

They should be around
the next bend.

BOGG:
Do you see the posse yet?

JEFFREY: No, we've gotta
keep on.

They'd better show up soon.
Uh-oh, more company.

What're we gonna do?
Hang on.

MAN 1: Get them! Get them!

BOGG: I think
we're gonna lose them.

MAN 2: That's the darndest
machine I've ever seen.

(ENGINE FALTERING)

JEFFREY: Bogg, what's wrong?

There's something else
that 1860 doesn't have
besides motorcycles.

BOTH: Gasoline.

Take off the cap
and look in the tank.

Bogg, look!

It's too dark in there.
I can't see anything.

Bogg,
we're going over a cliff.

Jump!

(GRUNTING)

(CRASHING)

JEFFREY: That was close.

Yeah, and there goes
modern transportation.

(SIGHS)

Where's that iron horse?

Down there.

Dad gum it!
I wanted to steal that thing.

Hand over your cargo.
It's just medicine.
It's no use to you.

It's gotta be worth something
for you to go through
all this trouble.

Now, hand it over, now!

(GUN FIRES)

Put your hands up.
It's the last time you boys
are gonna block this pass.

(GROANS)

BOGG: Sure glad to see you.

Well, you did it, but how?

Where's that horse
you was talking about?

Where she belongs.

Someplace it will take her
80 years to come back from.

What?

You never mind that.
You've still
got a ride to finish.

Seeing Mr. Barley's face
when the doc told him his
little girl was gonna make it,

made all the trouble
we went through worth it.

Yeah, and the Pony Express
came through.

Mr. Barley came through, too.

This here's a letter of credit
from his bank.

It's enough money to buy
the Pony Express everything
it needs to get started.

I gotta ride back to Missouri
right away to deliver it.

You fellows
want to come along?

No thanks,
we've got things
we got to do.

I was meaning to ask you,
what happened to that girl
you all was with?

Oh, she had to go back
to where she belongs.

That's too bad.

She had something, you know,
something real different.

Anyway, I gotta go.

Thanks again. So long.

(DINGS)

BOGG: What are you doing?

December 31, 1941, Hawaii.

Hawaii?
Yeah.

Yeah, I thought Jackie
might need a date
for New Year's Eve.

That's real nice.

I'm gonna show Jackie
the most exciting evening
she's ever had in her life.

No way, Bogg, two's company,
but three's a crowd.

What are you talking about?

I'm taking Jackie out
New Year's Eve.

What?

Got you!

JEFFREY... If you wanna
learn more about Pearl Harbor

or the Pony Express,

take a voyage
down to your public library.

It's all in books!

Done by (c) dCd / January 2008