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[RuPaul] Previously on All Stars...

You'll be overacting in Sex and the Kitty, Girl 3.

I'm excited.

-I'll choose SJP. -Uh-uh.

I'm running for office!

It's about time you got your ballot box stuffed.

Come on, say it with me, ladies.

Free the nipple!

Please stop talking about female issues.

This movie needs more female fashion.

I'm getting paid for this, right?

Monique Heart, Trinity The Tuck, con-drag-ulations.

You are the top two All Stars of the week.

Who do you think should go home?

Naomi did the worst in this challenge.

She took on a bit more than she could chew on.

You don't think that you deserve

to be the bottom at all.

Well, based on my critique, no.

Trinity, which queen have you chosen to get the chop?

I'm sending home Latrice.

Latrice Royale, sashay away.

[RuPaul] My top four All Stars.

Monique Heart.

[Michelle] You were so in it

every second of the way.

I'm here to take the crown.

[RuPaul] Trinity The Tuck,

this is the top level of drag.

You're doing it right here right now.

[Trinity] I am a super queen.

I will slay whatever bitch I have to to win.

[RuPaul] Naomi Smalls.

[Carson] That intersection where drag and glamour

meets comedy, for me, that's great drag.

[Naomi] I came here for a crown,

and it needs to be mine.

[RuPaul] Monét X Change.

It was a joy to watch you

because you had the audience in the palm of your hand.

[Monét] I want to be at the end with a crown and scepter,

and I would do whatever it takes to get there.

[sighs]

♪ Kitty cat, kitty cat, kitty cat ♪

Did she leave a note?

"Still a queen. Bye. See ya. Latrice."

Amen, Miss Lala.

[Trinity] I just eliminated Latrice.

It was a hard decision because I love Latrice.

Who doesn't love Latrice?

But we are down to the nitty gritty,

itty bitty titty, okay?

At the end of the day,

Latrice has punched the clock too many times,

there's been too many chances given,

and it was her time to go.

I mean, I honestly did not know who I was gonna pick.

After talking to all of y'all, everybody made good points,

she made good points.

Like what? I'm really curious.

She made a good point that Naomi chose her role

and that she got the worst critique

and that she made her bed, so lie in it.

Got it.

I told you bitches

when we first got here

that I was going to do my best

to judge with integrity

and as fair as I possibly could.

And I could not possible eliminate one of you two

to save her.

Okay, well, I'm the best and that's why I'm here, okay?

[all laugh]

I just solidified my spot in the top four,

and I know moving on, I have to give 110%

because it's gonna get hard as hell.

But this whole competition was hard as hell,

and I'm still here, so bring it on.

Well, bitch, this is top four!

I cannot believe this, I am so happy.

Yay...

We--

-Yay! [all laugh]

-Congratulations, girl. -Thank you.

-This is 20,000? Word, bitch. -Yeah, that's what I won.

But your fourth time in the top two.

[Trinity] Yeah. I've proven that I do deserve this.

But it hasn't been easy

and y'all make me nervous

because everybody that's left is fucking talented.

Question, though. I think I know,

but just in case, can I see your lipstick?

I would prefer not to show.

Bitch, you better show that motherfucking lipstick.

I don't want to hurt her feelings.

Monét, I don't want to do this to you right now

on national television, so we should not.

[sighs]

I love you, but I told you

you didn't do it for me in the challenge,

so I chose you.

[laughs] -Girl! Oh!

Y'all love this goop shit.

[Monét] I was really going, thinking like--

You said you was not gonna be mad.

Well, that was a lie.

[all laugh]

Bitch, I was about to flip tables.

This is the bad girls club, girl.

We would have had a moment.

[laughs] No.

I think some twist is coming.

I don't know what, but, bitch, it ain't over.

Girl, what if it is something like last season,

which would be a gag?

Where they brought all the girls back,

and they were, like, well, we don't like you,

so you're not making the top.

Girl.

Our track record got us to this point,

but I guarantee you it's anyone's game.

I know that everyone has dreamt of taking home the crown.

We've all worked so hard,

and for one of us, it's gonna pay off.

So I have to prove that I am the only choice

for this title.

I am the only choice to win this.

Or just poison them all.

Aah!

[RuPaul] The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $100,000.

With extra-special guest judge Todrick Hall.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best woman ♪

♪ Best woman win ♪

Top four, bitch. Top four, here we go, henny.

Oh, it's a gag.

Top four, bitch, yes!

[Naomi] It's top four.

I can just see the crown in the distance

and thank God,

because I don't know how much more I can tuck.

Honestly.

Oh, oh, oh, ow!

-Again. -Oh!

Was she trying to make it twerk

and because it's silicone it didn't move?

I'm gonna have a fucking bruise.

Do you know how many people would love to be spanked

by Naomi Smalls?

That's okay, 'cause I'm gonna spank you in this competition.

[all laugh]

[alarm] [RuPaul] Ooh, girl.

She done already done had herses.

My top All Stars.

When deciding your fate,

Lady Justice may be blind,

but Mama Ru's got her eyes on all of you.

Oh, amen.

[RuPaul] And I'm not the only one.

[laughs]

-I'm confused. -[laughs]

Hello, hello, hello.

[cheering]

Only four of you.

Con-drag-ulations.

Ladies, you've made it to the grand finale

of All Stars 4.

-Amazing! [cheers and applause]

[RuPaul] This is it,

your last chance to prove that you deserve

to sashay your way into the Drag Race Hall of Fame.

It's mine.

And to take your rightful place alongside past champions

Chad Michaels,

Alaska,

and Trixie Mattell.

Yes! I can't wait!

But first, you've got to earn it.

[laughs]

Now, for this week's final maxi challenge,

you'll be dancing and singing to my new single...

Super Queen.

[Monét] All right.

Super Queen, henny.

First you'll compose and record

a solo verse that expresses your Super Queen superpowers.

Power of the pussy.

Then the super-talented Todrick Hall

will teach you super-sickening choreography.

Later today, you'll be joining me and Michelle

at our super enter-tainting podcast

What's the Tee? [Monique] Oh!

Oh, my God, my podcast moment.

#AllStars4.

Now, in the end,

the top two All Stars of the week

will lip sync for the win.

Girl.

Yes, honey, this shit done just got real.

-Girl. -[laughs]

Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines,

and may the best All Star win.

-Thank you, Ru. -Oh, my God.

What do you want your powers to be about?

I think I wanna talk about like having superpowers,

but also tying it in to the game, too.

You know what I mean? Which is really fierce.

-Right. -What?

I think that these queens should be worried, you know.

I can dance, I can sing,

and I'm a good lyricist, girl.

I have a song on iTunes

that has over a million hits, girl.

I'm a superstar queen.

-How do you feel? [Monique] I just want this.

I wanna be top two. [Monét] Girl.

I would love it if it was us two.

If I would live...

I feel like for one of us to win,

it would be like you didn't see us coming.

You know what I mean?

And we showed the fuck out.

Monique and I have been so underestimated

this entire season because we're so fresh from Season 10.

But we were able to come back in and do this immediately

and really slay this competition.

Girl, that would just be such a moment.

[Monét] It would be a moment. -And it would just speak

to like the generations of young black gay men.

-It would just be very special [Monique] It would be.

To be in the top two with you.

Dear Lord, please let it be us together.

[Monét] In Jesus's name.

-Highly melanated. -Highly melanated.

Can you imagine?

-[Monét] I would live. -Like I would live.

This is the last challenge.

I know.

How are you feeling about this?

I gonna put my personality into it

and have like a kind of comedic edge on it

and talk about all the things I love about myself,

because I think that's what makes me so super.

Yeah. On Season 9, when I got this far

and I had to write lyrics for "Category Is,"

girl, the fan base hated my lyrics.

Like I'm like known as that queen

who can't write song lyrics.

But the thing that I'm nervous about with this challenge

is the choreography.

Yes, I dance in my shows,

but that's not choreography.

There's a huge difference between dancing

and having to remember very difficult choreography.

The thing that worries me

is like how much time are we gonna have

to really perfect the choreography?

And you know like this is gonna be harder than our normal season

'cause it's All Stars.

Totally. Trinity takes every single challenge

and makes it her bitch.

But this is our last chance to impress Ru,

and nerves are getting to her and, girl, she's cracking.

[laughs]

I don't want to get all the way to the end

and then just crash and burn.

Yep.

Well, well, well.

Here are my top four ladies.

-Good to see y'all. -Good to see you.

-Hi, boys. -Hi.

[Monique] It's the very last challenge.

We have to learn choreography

taught to us by the lovely Todrick Hall,

and then perform it.

Tomorrow.

Thank you!

So today we're gonna be doing Super Queen,

and I want the choreography to be so badass,

I want it to be like you're defeating villains

and thotty boys.

I want everybody to be willing to try

to do anything that we put on your plate.

Amen.

Is there anybody here who doesn't feel comfortable

in the choreography department?

I mean, I'm gonna be honest. This is not my strong suit.

I'm here to work hard.

I will do to the best of my ability.

I'm not limber, so no splits or leg liftings.

I mean, damn, anything else?

[all laugh]

-I mean, can I have-- -What can you do?

[all laugh]

Can I have a stunt double, bitch?

Roll you around, bitch, on a stretcher.

Todrick expects a lot out of you.

He is not there for excuses. He just wants results.

And if I fuck this up, it is over.

In the beginning, you're going to go

"She's a Super Queen."

And it should feel like a big force,

like pushes everybody that's on this side to the ground.

Five, six and seven and eight.

She's a Super Queen.

Five, six and seven and eight.

Can I see y'all do that together?

Are you--you're walking first with the right or the left?

-Right. -Right. Okay.

Make sure that this is a crown, not an earring.

So make sure it's like on top of your head, okay?

You're trying to win a crown here.

This song has such a vibe to it,

so I need there to be precision,

but the precision has to be executed with swag.

If they don't deliver it well, it's just going to be a mess.

Yeah.

On this part, just to be clear-- Naomi, you listening?

Don't let Miss Walker get you in trouble.

Seven, eight.

Girl, I love to pull trade just as much as the next bitch,

but the competition is at stake here. Focus.

And one, two, three, four.

And five, six, seven and eight. Naomi.

[Naomi laughs]

She was messy. [laughs]

Don't let the boys distract you.

I'm just saying, in my experience of being on the show,

the people who are not taking it seriously don't win.

Yes, I need to stay focused and get into this,

'cause there is a lot on the line. But...

Girl, take it easy.

None of us have had sex in forever.

[laughs]

Can I just see you guys--

we're going to try to do this cartwheel thing

before we move on.

[all laugh] -Yes.

[Monique] We all remember the infamous cartwheel

from Season 10.

♪ Horrible! ♪

Yeah, girl, I don't know about this,

but we gonna try.

Three, two, one, here I go.

Uh!

-Okay. -That was good.

I liked it. That was pretty gaggy.

Okay. One, two, three, and...

-Yes. -Oh, that was great.

-Good job, Naomi. -Look at you.

[applause]

All that talking and bonding worked out after all.

I've never done a cartwheel, successfully.

-In your life? [Trinity] Successfully, no.

-Yes! -I just broke a nail.

But you did it. That's great.

Okay, I'm seeing spots. Is that normal?

[Todrick] Yeah. -Okay.

-Are you ready? [Monique] I'm gonna try it.

[laughs]

-It's scary, right? -Yeah.

-It's real scary. [all laugh]

I cannot do it.

I'm gonna go left. I'm gonna go left. I'm gonna go left.

[laughs]

[Monét] Bitch.

I don't know where to put this arm.

I really don't. Please don't go this way,

because I really can't go that way.

[laughs]

Take out the cartwheel. I am going to break my hip.

Monique looks petrified, girl. Just take it out.

What is happening?

I don't--this--

It's not gonna happen.

You three ladies can sit over here.

Okay, so your lyrics are, "she's enticing, mesmerizing,"

so you're gonna go, and four,

♪ She's enticing, mesmerizing ♪

Da-da-da-da, boom, boom.

♪ She's enticing, mesmerizing ♪

[Monique] I don't necessarily learn choreography fast

in the moment,

but turn them stage lights on.

She's there!

♪ Are you ready, Trinity? ♪

You're gonna go step left,

and each time, you're gonna go, boomp, boomp,

boomp, boomp, boomp, boomp.

One and two and three and four.

And that's your lyrics.

"She walks the fashion when she hits the floor."

Cute. Okay. Well, see if I can I get it.

And one, two, three, four.

Okay, I'm already lost.

She walks the fashion when she hits the floor.

-Okay. -Okay?

I'm lost, but the-- it goes one, two, three, four.

I've got--okay.

[all laugh] -You got it, bitch.

Poor Trinity The Tuck can't even get her body to do the motion.

She looks a mess. It's just a no, girl.

I think that your rap is really dope,

but you have to be able to do this choreography

while doing all the steps.

-To match this, yes. -And I say that you maybe have

like the most intricate choreography.

-Oh, thanks. -Well, you wrote the lyrics,

and I just had to bring it to life, you know.

-You're right. -Let's do it with confidence.

I'm confident that I'm gonna mess this up.

[laughs] Okay.

The lyrics that she writes

make my brain want to do intricate things.

But I'm concerned, because Trinity is in her head.

She is just like so paranoid when it comes to choreography.

-It's really cute. -It's really cute.

If you could do her.

-If I can-- -If you and her meet somewhere.

It's a lot to process 'cause it's so fast.

-Mm-hmm. -But I will get it.

Naomi. Now, are you flexible?

Because it's talking about stretching

and all that stuff in your lyrics.

-Um, I'm pretty flexible. -Okay.

You start out with legs up.

So maybe we should just try to see

if there's a lift that we can do with you

to like get your legs up in the air.

Okay.

One, two, down, up.

-Okay. [Trinity] Oh.

Oh, this is hot.

Boys, now you stop this way,

and you're going to open your legs.

Okay, I want a lift as well. Oh, my God.

Naomi is being lifted up in the air by four beautiful men.

She's living her best fantasy.

If I was 100 pounds lighter, I'd want that choreo, too.

[laughs]

I'm going to start with

"She's popping, she's dipping,

she's spinning rock star."

So go, boom,

♪ She's popping, She's dipping ♪

Then you're gonna step with your right leg, boom.

She's winning, rock star.

Eight, and boomp, ♪ She's popping ♪

♪ She's spinning, she's winning, rock star ♪

-Great. -That was good.

Yes, Monét.

Monét picked up on this choreo like that.

She looks like a star.

Girl, this day has wrecked my motherfucking nerves.

Help me.

There is a lot to learn.

I feel a little worried for some of you.

Practice, practice, practice all night.

-Okay? -All night.

All right, good luck, super queens.

-Bye. -Bye.

[Todrick] See you tomorrow.

This is so crazy.

-Hi, Monét. -Hello, Ru and Michelle.

Oh, bitch, full circle moment, honey.

My season, I didn't get to do a podcast with Ru,

so I am excited, I'm elated.

Girl, What's the Tee, bitch?

-The sponge has landed. [Monét laughs]

I did it just for Michelle.

I hope you mop up the competition.

[all laugh]

This is your first time at the podcast.

It is, Ru.

Because you didn't make it this far last time.

I did not, and I feel a lot of shame.

Season 10, I left with my tail between my legs, you know.

You didn't need to do that, though.

-You did a good job. -You didn't need to do that.

You were loved, you were Miss Congeniality.

[Monét] Yeah. I think the shame for me

came with New York City has always exemplified,

like, perfection in this competition.

Bianca, Bob, Sasha, girls who really like

just personify, like, that fierce New York grit,

but also like just talent out the wazoo.

And, you know, toward the end of my season,

I was turning out challenges,

but on the runway, just letting myself and y'all down a lot.

So coming back to All Stars,

I was like, I want to show Ru and Michelle

that I can wear nice clothes.

So that was like my main goal,

but also, really do well in the challenges as well.

So the expectation that I had for myself

was to really, like, go above and beyond

what I did on my season, you know.

Just knowing that you guys are seeing that Monét is that bitch.

Now, beyond this competition,

what do you see Monét X Change doing?

What's on the horizon?

After this, I go to Australia,

and then I'm traveling my one-woman show,

Call Me By Monét.

-Call Me By Monét? [Monét] Call Me By Monét.

I love that. That's brilliant.

Is there a peach in your one-woman show?

Oh, Ru, you know I had to do it.

-Oh, yes. [all laugh]

Get your ticket.

I'm gonna give y'all a complimentary.

-Y'all gonna come? -Drink tickets included?

Only for y'all. Nobody else. I swear.

Well, Monét, you are a fabulous queen.

I'm so glad you got to come back

and show the world what you are made of,

and you did just that.

Thank you, Ru.

-Hi, Monique Heart. -Hello, hello.

Welcome to What's the Tee?

How are you?

Tell me, how has this experience

been different from your season?

-I'm winning. [all laugh]

I'm top four.

Coming in, I knew that I had to deliver,

because last time, I did not get to show the world

the fullness of what's here.

Did you get to do everything you wanted to do?

For the most part.

But the roast, I really wanted that one.

I think I could have been in the top

had I slowed the cadence

of the rhythm of the preacher thing down.

Yes.

But you know, hey,

that's a character I can take on the road.

So I'm gonna make some money with her.

Yeah, well, the preaching thing is in your wheelhouse.

[Michelle] Yeah. -It really, really is.

You went to seminary school.

I did, and led the ex-gay ministry,

helped other men pray their gay away.

You led the ex-gay ministry.

-Led it. -Wow.

I wanted to have 12 kids

and get married to a woman.

-And I was a lot heavier then. -Oh.

So, yeah, I was 300 pounds.

Wait, no, stop, wait a minute. Stop the tape.

We want answers.

[RuPaul] You in that skinny frame

-were 300 pounds? -300 pounds.

[Michelle] Because you weren't happy?

[Monique] I wasn't happy. I ate my feelings.

But I dropped it.

Did crossfit, and I started eating healthy.

And when I saw my body coming through, I began to love me.

So I came out in March,

I started drag that following October, hosting my own shows.

Wow. You know, there's so much to your story

that can help people out there. [Michelle] Unbelievable.

And it's your job to tell your story.

Thank you so much for being on the podcast, my love.

[RuPaul] And good luck. -Yeah!

Naomi. I say Nay-omi, you say Nie-omi.

Let's call the whole thing off.

You can call me whatever you want to call me.

-Nice. Nice. -Nice.

-As long as you call me. [RuPaul] Yes.

You look really gorgeous and young.

-Oh, thank you. [RuPaul] Because you're 24?

I am 24.

And how old were you

when you first entered this competition?

I was 21.

[RuPaul] 21 years old. [Naomi] Yeah.

I thought I knew everything about drag.

And you can grow so much in three years.

So in the time you've been here on All Stars 4,

what have you learned about yourself?

Um, I think that last week's critiques

about me not being like relatable and likable--

What was missing for me from your performance

was any likability.

That was as a character, darling.

-That was as that character. -That wasn't as a person.

No, but I feel like I've had it, just, like, in the roast,

like, if you can't relate with me,

it's not necessarily something you can find humor in.

I think there's a lot in Naomi

that wants to be on the cover of Vogue,

and wants to be fierce and wants to be like...

[Michelle] Yes! [all laugh]

You're right.

When this is happening, the wall is up.

So I think the focus on just being fierce

takes away your relatability.

I don't want it to come across

like fierceness is the only thing I care about.

I am a drag queen first, and I just love fashion.

I'm curious what you guys thought

of the Judy Garland lip sync.

Oh, my God, that was so good.

I loved it. That's what you should have been doing as SJP.

You don't have to try to be...

[Michelle] You are that thing. [RuPaul] You are that thing.

Now, give us the other thing, the yin, the yang,

the Sonny, the Cher.

-Yes. [RuPaul] All of it.

Thank you so much, and good luck.

-Hi, Trinity. -Well, look who's here.

Look what the cat dragged in. And by drag, I mean Trinity.

-Yes. -Hi.

So how different is All Stars from Season 9?

Oh, girl, this is a whole different ballgame.

-This is a lot harder. -Is it?

The challenges are more difficult, I feel like.

And emotionally, this has been a harder challenge.

-Really? -During Season 9,

I had a lot of walls built up,

and that kind of shielded me from my emotions.

Since Season 9, I really have let my guard down some,

and so when you allow yourself to feel emotion,

it makes things more personal.

Did you approach this time differently than Season 9?

I wanted to surprise you guys every single time you saw me.

-And you did. [Trinity] Thank you.

There's something really likeable about you.

Star quality. It really is star quality.

Thank you.

-Check your lips-- -What?

-What? -Oh, my God.

-Huh? [Monét] Who is that?

Don't play any games.

I'm done. This was cute.

The records show that I made top four.

I'm out. Goodbye.

[cheering]

Ladies, we have a very important announcement to make.

All Star rules... have been suspended.

Permanently.

[gasps]

Lord, please let there not be another twist.

I can't. I can't. I'm broken.

We will be deciding who wins All Stars.

-No. -Girl.

[Monét] Girl. [Naomi] Wild.

-They are? [Trinity] What?

-I cannot.

Somebody send me home right now. I'm done.

I'm ready to go.

Get my suitcase. I'm ready to pack.

[evil laugh]

We will be deciding who wins All Stars.

-No, girl. -Girl.

[Trinity] No. [Naomi] Wild.

-They are? -What?

[Monique] The three Hall of Famers tell us

that the All Star rules are suspended.

Again.

Permanently this time.

And they decide?

I'll be damned if these bitches who ain't been here,

ain't seen shit gonna tell me.

I'm about to riot.

[evil laugh]

Just kidding.

Ru still decides.

-Oh, thank God. -Yeah, girl.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Ru ain't letting no eliminated girls come and make a decision.

Ru is making the decision for this All Star finale.

The only rule we're breaking today

is we're bringing hard liquor into the workroom

before 10 A.M. Rreowr!

[cheering] -Yes!

Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot.

Yes!

Hi, how are you?

[all talking at once]

How are you?

[Trinity] How are you?

First, can we just cheers?

[All] Cheers.

♪ All Stars ♪

What's it like to win?

-Oh, my gosh. -[laughs]

One of you guys is gonna join us in the Hall of Fame.

We want to be real, What's the Tee?

Well...

Who has the most wins right now?

-Trin. -Trin.

-For the win. -Girl.

It's four, three, one.

This is not a good feeling.

Everyone's comparing their dicks,

and I'm the shortest one in the room.

And that never happens.

All right, you guys, good luck.

-Thank you. -Thank you so much.

Wait, wait, wait. I have a question.

I have a question.

Are y'all here for the whole little runway and everything?

All will be revealed.

[all laugh]

-Bye-ee. -Bye.

Seeing the three Hall of Famers

reminds me of where I want to be,

and it really snapped that into focus for me.

I'm like I want to be here in All Stars 5

talking to the next girl.

Winning isn't everything, but it's really cool.

[all laugh]

[Trinity] Team Katya. [laughs]

Are you ready for the final challenge?

Girl, it is so gaggy.

Bitch, we've been rehearsing all fucking night.

I feel drained, I feel tired,

but, bitch, this is what being

a fucking top motherfucking four feels like, bitch.

There goes Miss Trinity.

We're just talking. We feel fucking exhausted.

-How you feel? -The same, girl.

-Right? -The same.

But you know what?

I gotta pull the inner energy

from the fibers of my silicone.

Yes, girl.

Deep within the tuck.

You definitely had the best run-through.

-You think so? -Oh, for sure. 100%.

I'm really nervous about mine.

I haven't seen the whole visual,

but I know what yours looks like.

And yours, bitch, you turn around,

you swivel in that fucking chair, bitch,

like you are like the bitch.

It's just fucking sickening.

I'm just like, bitch, why couldn't that be me?

-This is the last challenge. -Yeah.

-And I want this. -Amen.

[Naomi] It's not a factor of who wants it the most.

It's a factor of who deserves it.

Girl, I'm only one win ahead of two people.

Girl, that's nothing.

-Yeah. -That's nothing.

That doesn't mean anything.

Yeah, it doesn't make or break someone.

Exactly. You know, we still have to do the number.

We still have to present our finale look.

We still have to talk to the judges.

And so if I really fuck up really bad,

which, girl, I'm really nervous about, then, yeah.

There's a lot on the line, but I hope it's a good sign

that I'm more excited than nervous.

I know that I'm very proud of what I presented here,

and I think that the judges can see

how much more confident I am this time around.

And I'm so proud of that.

[Monique] Going into this last challenge,

oh, like, dying.

We're all having these damn emotions, and we all want it,

but there's only one person that's gonna win.

I'm so excited to do it, but I am super tender, you know.

You've worked so hard and you're here

and you're exhausted.

Like you're trying to still like pull the juice,

and you're like, bitch, she is gone.

The competition is hard, and it's emotionally draining.

But I cannot allow anything to break me,

because I came here for a job:

To get to the top and win.

This is like the last time

we're painting for this competition.

-Somebody is gonna win... -Absolutely.

[Trinity] And three people are going home.

So we have to, you know, just do your best,

because the battle's not over, and the winner is not picked.

Oh.

[Trinity] So good luck to y'all.

[Monét] Amen.

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

[RuPaul] And what?

[applause]

Welcome to the grand finale of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.

Tonight it's just family,

and I wanna know,

if you had a superpower, what would it be?

Michelle Visage.

My superpower is to crush and annihilate

people's hopes and dreams.

Oh.

I think I already acquired that.

-Yes, you have. -Yeah.

Ross Mathews.

I'm super queenie.

-True. -Can't take that away from ya.

Carson Kressley, what's your superpower?

I had a super virus one time. Does that count?

[all laugh] -Yes, it does.

There's an ointment for that.

Todrick Hall, what about you?

Ru, I'm supercalifragilistic- expialidocious.

[RuPaul] Ooh. Okay.

This week, we challenged our final four

to flex their superpowers one last time

in an all-singing, all-dancing performance of Super Queen.

And before tonight is over, one of these queens

will be inducted into the Drag Race Hall of Fame.

Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines,

and may the best All Star win.

[music plays]

♪ Hey, hey ♪

♪ She's here to set the bar ♪

♪ To shine her All Star ♪

♪ Ain't takin' names 'cause she's a bad bitch ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ When they don't know is up ♪

♪ Prepare to soak it up ♪

♪ It's 'cause she's here and she's a savage ♪

♪ Mm-hmm ♪

♪ She poppin', she dippin' ♪

♪ She spinnin', rock star ♪

♪ She droppin', she flippin' ♪

♪ She winnin' so hard ♪

♪ You better believe that the power is real ♪

♪ She's a super queen ♪

♪ Never miss a beat ♪

♪ She's a super queen ♪

♪ Landing on her feet ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, she's a super queen ♪

♪ Turning up the heat ♪

♪ She's a super queen ♪

♪ All is victory, yeah ♪

♪ When she's walks in into the club ♪

♪ Hit the stage, grab the mike, work the crowd room ♪

♪ She's enticing, mesmerizing ♪

♪ And she got the whole club crazy ♪

♪ She's a hot girl, not a pot girl ♪

♪ More than just a one-night-stand girl ♪

♪ She's classy, never ashy ♪

♪ Only colors in her rainbow ♪

♪ She poppin', she dippin' ♪

♪ She spinnin', rock star ♪

♪ She droppin', she slippin' ♪

♪ She winnin' so hard ♪

♪ You better believe that the power is real ♪

♪ She's a super queen ♪

♪ Never miss a beat ♪

♪ She's a super queen ♪

♪ Landing on her feet ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey she's a super queen ♪

♪ Turning up the heat ♪

♪ She's a super queen ♪

♪ All is victory, yeah ♪

♪ Legs up in the sky you'll see ♪

♪ Let's bump like the old golly ♪

♪ Not elastic, bitch ♪

♪ But, damn, them thighs, they really do stretch ♪

♪ Poser, now work ♪

♪ Giving body, no curves ♪

♪ She's a super queen ♪

♪ Never miss a beat, hey, hey ♪

♪ She's a super queen ♪

♪ Landing on her feet ♪

♪ Oh, oh, she's a super queen ♪

♪ Turning up the heat, hey, hey ♪

♪ She's a super queen ♪

♪ Baby, baby, baby, oh ♪

♪ One, two, three, four ♪

♪ She walks the fashion when it hits the floor ♪

♪ Five, seven, back to six ♪

♪ She's got the talent, don't need the flip ♪

♪ Eight, nine, and she's giving you 10s ♪

♪ Let's see the final score, bitches, Trin for the win ♪

♪ She's got the tuck and move ♪

♪ With a look so lean ♪

♪ You already know her name, she's a super queen ♪

♪ She's a super queen ♪

♪ Never miss a beat, hey, hey ♪

♪ She's a super queen ♪

♪ Landing on her feet, oh, oh ♪

♪ She's a super queen ♪

♪ Turning up the heat ♪

♪ She's a super queen ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, oh ♪

♪ She's a super queen ♪

♪ Take it to the top ♪

♪ You know she's turning it on ♪

♪ She's a super queen ♪

♪ Making jaws drop, don't stop ♪

♪ Oh, oh, she's a super queen ♪

♪ Pussy gonna pop this bop, she running the crowd ♪

♪ She's a super queen ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, oh ♪

♪ She's a super queen, super queen ♪

Category is All Star Eleganza.

First up, Monét X Change.

Now starring in The Color Purple.

[Michelle] La-fern and Shirley.

[all laugh]

[Ross] Leaf her alone.

[Monét] For this All Star Eleganza,

I wanted to give black opulence

and show how gorgeous African silks can be.

With the stoning and the beading work,

and with this beautiful dreadlock updo,

I feel really strong, really powerful,

and I feel like a fucking winner, girl.

[Carson] I'm quite frond of this.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Wakanda forever.

Black, black, black again.

[Ross] Aw, she's in glove.

[Monique] My look is very, very couture.

I feel gorgeous. I feel expensive.

I feel regal.

I feel like this is a good wig

to have that crown put on.

So...[clucks tongue] she's ready.

[Michelle] I think the crop is ready.

[Todrick] She's walking in a crop circle.

[all laugh] -Aw, shucks.

[all laugh]

[Ross] What to wear when your elbows are fat.

[all laugh]

[Michelle] Guys, this could get meshy.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Ooh.

[Ross] She skirted the issue. [Michelle] She did.

[laughs]

[Naomi] This is Naomi Smalls at her highest form.

I am shining from head to toe.

I am looking rich, bitch.

I am looking opulent.

I own everything.

[RuPaul] Oh, she's gonna take the train home.

[all laugh]

[Ross] That's a midnight train to Georgia.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Dress by Vivian Wedgwood.

[Michelle] Wedgwood you if you could?

[all laugh] [Ross] Oh!

[Carson] Well, I thought she was an A cup,

but she's obviously a tea cup.

[Trinity] Walking down the runway for the final time,

I feel stunning.

My gown is absolutely incredible,

and I don't think I've ever felt better in my life.

You wanted some tea? Well, you're in luck.

'Cause tonight, it's piping hot.

[Michelle] And there's her saucer.

[Carson] Mm. Tea? Party of two.

[RuPaul] She's using the good china.

Welcome, All Stars.

You've come a long way, babies.

Now it's time for the judges' final critiques,

starting with Monét X Change.

[Ross] Have you ever been in a grocery store,

and you want like a peach and you bite into it

and it's not quite ripe?

That's how I felt about you in your season.

You just needed a little more time to ripen up.

Let me tell you, honey, in All Stars,

you are juicy and ripe and dripping down all our chins.

-Like, call me by your name? -Yes.

[laughs]

[Michelle] In your season, I fell in love with you,

but you are so much more than we got to see on your season.

You've elevated your drag in so many ways.

Tonight, your performance, I thought it was empowering

and I thought that you nailed your choreography

and you did it with conviction, and I loved watching it.

I loved getting to hear that beautiful,

like, those brandy tones come out of your voice.

I had to grab Michelle's leg, because I was just so excited.

That wasn't her leg.

[all laugh]

[Carson] Watching that performance,

you were not thinking about your lyrics,

you were not thinking about your dance moves.

You were just in it to win it.

And I think this look, it has a point of view.

It's beautiful. The details are perfect.

The makeup is perfect. I love the nude lip.

All of that together tells us a story,

and that's what great fashion does.

So congratulations. Really a pleasure to watch.

Thank you, Carson.

I'm really proud of you.

That means so much coming-- to hear from you, Michelle.

My God, thank you.

Well, you've done it.

Thank you.

Up next, Monique Heart.

This is probably my favorite look of all time of yours.

It's beautiful. It's tasteful. The details are there.

I love the hair. I love the makeup.

It's just--it's exactly what we want to see.

In the performance tonight, you were also very present,

very engaged, nailing all of your steps,

giving us great hairography.

I was very concerned about you during the rehearsal process,

because it seemed like it was taking a lot

for you to learn the choreography.

But, baby, when those lights turned on,

it was really, really truly magical.

And I love your story.

You're living proof

that you can in with talent and determination,

you can make it to the top.

You know, all we can ever judge you queens on

are what you bring to the runway, right?

And there have been a few girls in the past

who I didn't know I was in love with

until I watched the show back and could see you backstage.

I remember watching Season 10,

and thinking, oh, my God, she's hilarious.

Like I didn't see it up here.

I didn't know it was all there.

So something was holding back.

I think the difference between that and this

is we saw a lot more of Monique Heart this time.

And I think that was important that you got that girl out.

We saw good weeks, we saw not as good weeks,

and we saw truth.

And I think that was important

for us to get to know you that way.

I say Nie-omi, you say Nay-omi.

When I heard you were coming back for All Stars 4,

I was very excited, and you did not disappoint.

We knew you could turn a fashion look in your season,

but you have really, really elevated,

and it's absolutely stunning.

This look is everything. It's so fun.

When you came out, I was like audibly gasping.

I remember this like Louis Vuitton campaign

and they did the Argentine-- [Naomi] Yes.

[Carson] Kind of cowboy hat, cowgirl hat.

I'm totally getting it, but you did it your way.

And your performance, it was really fun.

The words didn't say much to me.

I'm not going to lie. Vogue, pow, pose.

But the legs up in the beginning was really fun,

and I thought you had a good time with it,

and you were doing what you do.

You did everything you had to do to learn the choreography,

which was not easy.

Having to turn and be lifted from behind

by people you didn't know for sure

if they were going to be there or not.

You had to completely surrender

and just trust that everything was going to fall into place,

and you did exactly that.

I also feel like I really got to know you this season,

and that's been just a joy.

I've seen you, eyes wide open, eager to learn,

eager to listen, eager to try, eager to improve.

It's so fun to watch somebody

do exactly what they're meant to do.

I'm really proud of you.

Thank you, Ross.

Trinity The Tuck.

Tonight, in your performance,

I mean, everything from the shoes to the tuck,

up to the headpiece, the boobs, it's like a drag orgasm.

[Todrick] You out of all of these seasons,

are one of the cleanest dancers.

Yeah, you might not be a Misty Copeland-esque bitch,

but you are definitely somebody who can deliver choreography,

and when I give you notes,

you are always so willing to take them.

You are such a pro through and through,

and that can sometimes be a double-edged sword,

because you sometimes maybe overthink it.

And the only thing is that sometimes in the performance,

it looked like you were thinking about what's next

instead of being in the moment.

But still, phenomenal job.

I love this look.

This is like a Dolce & Gabbana

one-of-a-kind couture piece

when it's super chic and glamorous,

but it also has this one little twist.

That to me is drag perfection.

[Michelle] This is quite honestly

one of my favorite looks I've ever seen

on any queen in all these years.

Do you know that girl in the movie who you're rooting for,

and then it looks like she's dead?

And then all of a sudden, her hand comes out of the ground.

There was a moment when you could have gone home.

-Do you remember? -Mm-hmm.

[Ross] And I remember seeing in your eyes

how badly you wanted to stay.

And from that moment on, you've been soaring.

I'm proud of you, Trinity. Really.

You've outdone yourself,

which is really the point of doing All Stars.

-Thank you. [Michelle] Game well played.

Well, I want to say to each of you,

I am so proud of your journey

and your being so willing and so gracious

to not only share your stories,

but share your triumphs and your failures, too.

And I could not be more proud of you four ladies

standing on this stage right now.

Really well done.

Really, really well done.

You're all winners.

Final question.

Why should you be inducted

into the Drag Race Hall of Fame?

Monét.

RuPaul's Drag Race was one of the first shows

that I found on television that I saw myself.

To be in this moment in front of y'all on this stage,

I know that some kid is sneaking into his mother's room

when she's not home and watching the show

and seeing themselves in me

and discovering that they have that person inside of them.

I do believe that everything does happen for a reason.

I don't know who, if it's a God, if it's a sea slug,

whoever it is, I do feel like

I'm supposed to be here at this time,

and show you guys that I do listen

and I do take in what you are telling me to perfect my drag

and to take it to the next level.

And I'm just fucking grateful.

-Fucking grateful. -[laughs]

Monique, same question.

I came with nothing and created something.

Got the call to come back.

And I said, bitch, I'm going to do it this time.

And I believe that with this opportunity,

it just solidifies, like, all the bullshit of who am I.

I came out the gate winning that first week,

and then kept trying and got knocked

and almost went home and kept fighting.

And I feel like that is why I am

America's next Drag Race All Star.

Naomi Smalls.

I had an amazing opportunity

to come and compete at the Olympics of drag.

And through actually competing in the competition,

it's helped me become such a better person.

I would love to be told I'm the best by the best

and show people no dream is too outlandish.

As long as you work hard and believe in yourself,

anything is possible.

Trinity The Tuck.

I stand before you as an entertainer

that's been in the business for over 15 years.

I don't think that's a reason why I should win.

I don't feel entitled to this title,

but I do feel like I have earned it.

I feel like this season I have shown all of you judges

how hard I've worked,

and shown that

no matter how long you've been in the business,

you continue to grow.

And that's why I deserve to be your winner.

Thank you, ladies.

I think we've heard enough.

Now, while you untuck in the workroom,

for the first time this season,

the judges and I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

All right. Just between us squirrel-friends,

I want to know what you all think of our girls.

Monét X Change.

I am just blown away by her.

From her season, she really upped her game.

She started out in that sponge little leotard,

and I was like, please, God.

[all laugh] Please, God, no.

Let this be the only thing we're looking at here

with soaking ability.

And that was it.

She stepped it up each week higher and higher.

[Carson] And look at her look tonight.

It was spectacular

and fun and has a real point of view.

And I have to tell you,

her performance tonight was one of my favorites.

I absolutely loved her so much.

Monét X Change proved that she has the X factor.

She has what it takes to be a star.

And I think she has what it takes to win this whole thing.

I think she is incredibly talented, incredibly funny,

and the biggest thing that I love about Monét X Change

is her heart.

At the end of this competition,

we want somebody that goes out there

and really represents RuPaul in a great way.

And I think she has the personality

to really entertain an audience at a club

and make people forget about the worries and issues

that they're having in their day-to-day lives.

I just love Monét X Change.

What a great sense of humor.

Such a likeable queen.

And I've enjoyed every time I've had a chance to talk to her

and watch her perform.

She really does have her own point of view,

and I think that's the mark of a true star.

Monique Heart.

I think from a fashion perspective,

she gave us some really stellar looks.

Her curves and swerves looked incredible.

Her angelic white look was really impressive.

But it's just maybe not consistent enough.

My problem still lies within her aesthetic.

I thought this was pretty.

It's probably one of the prettiest

we've ever seen her look.

But again, there's things that were off on it.

Like putting all of the fluff in the middle,

where you don't even see her waist anymore,

and then putting gloves that kind of mesh in.

It didn't make sense.

And in the Super Queens performance,

she did her thing, she got a lot of hair-shaking,

you know, and that's exactly what she does.

I think that Monique Heart

is very big on the performance factor,

and she delivered that tonight.

I tell you what, she definitely has the passion

and she definitely wants it.

[Ross] And she's gonna get it.

She's gonna have a huge career,

because I believe she's in the fight for the long run.

She's a very interesting person.

She's very emotional.

Her name really does speak to that.

She wears her heart on her sleeve.

And she does, at times, put up a defense,

but just below the surface

is a really deep, deep queen

who is going to go far and who is really an important part

of our story here at Drag Race.

Naomi Smalls.

I've got one word to say about Naomi this entire series.

Prince.

[RuPaul laughs]

[Ross] Oh, my God.

I think that was one of the best looks this entire season.

She does excite me when she walks around that corner.

You don't know what she's going to have on,

but you do know there's gonna be a beginning, middle,

and end to that story,

and that story's gonna be one

that you want to see over and over again.

That's true.

[Ross] When I look at Naomi,

she looks to me like the drag of right now.

I would buy a ticket to go see her,

just because she's so fucking gorgeous.

[Todrick] Is she a gymnast? Probably not.

Will she ever be? No.

But I think that she's an amazing drag queen,

and I think that she's really fought hard to be here.

I think she gets herself stuck in a rut

of wanting to just pose and look pretty.

Now, she has challenged herself,

and she has brought us some good moments.

We had fun with her in The Snatch Game.

I actually had fun in Jersey Justice with her.

So she's let herself out of her shell

more than she did on her season a hundred times over,

and I'm super proud of her for doing that.

I do think she has further to go.

You know, we need a singer, we need a dancer,

we need an actress, we need a comedian, we need a glamazon.

And she checks several of those boxes, but not all of them.

And I'm a Scorpio and I'm still mad she eliminated Manila Luzon.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Trinity The Tuck.

[Michelle] She came with guns a-blazing, you guys.

She came out right from the beginning,

right from the first talent show, and made us laugh.

[Ross] And when she played Caitlyn Jenner

in The Snatch Game, it was perfection.

It has been a joy to watch her come back

with something to prove and prove it.

[Michelle] Every time that bitch came around the corner,

my mouth, it was agape.

I was mesmerized by everything that girl wore on the runway.

She is not a dancer, but she's so willing to commit.

She wants it so bad.

And Trinity is still as humble today

as she was the first time I worked with her,

which was not very humble, but the point is she didn't change.

[laughs]

Todrick, I have to disagree.

I think she's changed. Her ass looks bigger to me.

[laughs]

I am like the number one like Trinity fan.

There were a couple moments in the Super Queen performance

where you didn't want to stop looking at her

because she was dazzling.

But you could see kind of

that she was thinking about the step

that came after the one that she was currently doing.

Definitely.

Whereas Monét was kind of living her best life on stage

and living the moment,

sometimes Trinity gets a little too prepared,

and not maybe not in the moment enough.

She reminds me of the queens I grew up watching in Atlanta.

She is a modern version of that queen.

And she is so exciting to watch.

[Carson] And that ass.

-And that ass. -That ass, though.

[clap clap] -Silence.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my All Stars.

Welcome back, ladies.

Based on your performances tonight

and throughout this competition, I've made some decisions.

Monét X Change.

Trinity The Tuck.

Con-drag-ulations.

You are the top two All Stars of the season.

[applause] -Thank you.

Monique Heart.

Naomi Smalls.

I'm sorry, my dears, this is not your time.

But you are and will always be All Stars.

Would you please step to the back of the stage?

[applause]

I'm leaving here with my head held high.

I feel like I really proved to myself

that I can compete against the best of the best.

Naomi Smalls is going to continue to grow

and continue to surprise you

and take over the motherfucking world, bitch.

[Monique] I'm extremely proud of myself.

I said I was here to reclaim my time, and I did.

I didn't snatch the crown, but I was close to it.

But it is not the end of my story,

and I know it.

Monét, Trinity, there's only one thing

standing between you and the Drag Race Hall of Fame.

Two top All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

and to prove to the world

you belong in the Drag Race Hall of Fame.

The time has come for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for your legacy.

I am super close to winning this whole competition, girl.

It's just a lip sync stands between me and a crown,

a scepter, and $100,000.

I can taste the crown, and I want it.

Everything in my life has led me up to this moment.

I'm so close to my dream

and I'm about to jump through

whatever fiery hoop I have to, bitch,

because I'm not leaving without this crown.

Good luck,

and don't fuck it up.

[music plays]

♪ After all you put me through ♪

♪ You think I'd despise you ♪

♪ But in the end, I want to thank you ♪

♪ 'Cause you've made me that much stronger ♪

♪ Well, I thought I knew you ♪

♪ Thinking that you were true ♪

♪ Guess I, I couldn't trust, called your bluff, time is up ♪

♪ 'Cause I've had enough ♪

♪ So I want to say thank you ♪

♪ 'Cause it makes me that much stronger ♪

♪ Makes me work a little bit harder ♪

♪ It makes me that much wiser ♪

♪ So thanks for making me a fighter ♪

♪ How could this man I thought I knew ♪

♪ Turn out to be unjust, so cruel? ♪

♪ Could only see the good in you ♪

♪ Pretended not to see the truth ♪

♪ You tried to hide your lies, disguise yourself ♪

♪ Through living in denial ♪

♪ But in the end you'll see ♪

♪ You won't stop me ♪

♪ I am a fighter ♪

♪ I ain't gonna stop ♪

♪ There is no turning back ♪

♪ I've had enough ♪

♪ Makes me that much stronger ♪

♪ Makes me work a little bit harder ♪

♪ It makes me that much wiser ♪

♪ So thanks for making me a fighter ♪

♪ Made me learn a little bit faster ♪

♪ Made my skin a little bit thicker ♪

♪ Makes me that much smarter ♪

♪ So thanks for making me a fighter ♪

Whoo!

[cheers and applause]

[Ross] Yeah!

Wow!

Wow. Amazing.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

But first, from the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

please welcome Chad Michaels, Alaska, and Trixie Mattel.

[applause]

The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

will win a crown and scepter from Fierce! Drag Jewels,

and $100,000.

The time has come to crown our queen.

Monét X Change.

Trinity The Tuck.

The next All Star

to be inducted into the Drag Race Hall of Fame is...

For the first time in All Stars herstory,

you're both winners, baby.

[applause] We have a tie.

Winner, winner, two chicken dinners.

-Yes! [RuPaul] You each win $100,000.

Oh, my God, yes.

[RuPaul] The world is watching, Monét.

What do you have to say?

This is further proof

that long live the sponge, Michelle!

[all laugh]

♪ You're a champion ♪

Thank you.

Yes!

Trinity, is there anything you'd like to say?

Girl, money can't buy everything,

but it sure can pay for a lot of plastic surgery, bitch.

Botox, here I come.

All right. Now prance, queens.

Prance, I say.

-Thank you! [applause]

♪ Greatest of them all ♪

♪ You're champions, never gonna fall ♪

♪ You're champions... ♪

[Monét] To everyone who has underestimated

the power of Monét X Change,

this is the booyah moment, girl.

This is when you are eating your words,

and you are realizing

that Monét X Change is a fierce queen.

This feels so good. It feels right.

And, bitch, I got $100,000.

My X Change rate is about to skyrocket, girl.

♪ You're a champion... ♪

[Trinity] This competition has pushed me

more than I ever have been pushed before.

I came here to finish what I started,

and, bitch, I won!

It just feels great to hear those words:

Trinity The Tuck, All Stars 4 winner.

Where's my picture? Hang 'er up.

$100,000 and a crown, bitch.

[laughter and applause]

Now, remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

-Amen. -All right.

Now let the music play.

♪ I'm telling the truth now ♪

♪ We're all born naked and the rest is drag ♪

♪ Who, who, who do you think you ♪

♪ We're all born naked and the rest is drag ♪

♪ Who, who, who do you think you ♪

♪ Who, who, telling the truth now ♪

♪ Who, who, who do you think you ♪

♪ We're all born naked and the rest is drag ♪

♪ I'm telling the truth now ♪

♪ Telling, telling, I'm telling the truth now ♪

♪ Telling, telling, I'm telling the truth now ♪

♪ We're all born naked and the rest is drag ♪

♪ Who, who, who do you-- ♪