All language subtitles for Republic of Doyle s02e09 Courtney Please Stand Up.eng

[Narrator] Previously,
on Republic of Doyle.

[Des] I think I smell toast!

[Tinny] You can't half-ass this
kind of thing, or Jake'll never

see you as more than
a little brother.

[Jake] I need you and Tinny
to get down here right away.

[Des] Whatever you need.
I got your back, bro.

[Jake] Why do you keep calling me bro?
I know that you're

always in my way, and,
uh, you're always

getting on my nerves...
[Des] Yeah?

[Jake] You don't need to be like me.
You can do much better.

[Mayor Clarke] It's a changing
city and you need to make moves

to protect her, and I think a guy like you
would be a great asset for the team.

[Leslie] Are you
messing with him?

[Jake] I think he
offered me a job.

[Leslie] I can't stop thinking about us.
Why are we hiding from the truth?

[Walter] Allison Jenkins,
this is Jake Doyle.

Allison's the new Crown attorney!

[Jake] Of course you are.

[Allison] Let's not confuse our
personal relationship with

what's going on here.

[engine revving]

[Leslie] Get outta the car! Now!

[motor running]

[Cop] He's got a gun!

[Leslie] Hold your fire!

[Cop] He's got a gun...
[Leslie] Hold your fire! Put the

weapon down now! Now!

Turn around!

Slowly!

Take off the mask!

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[Jake] You stole my car?
What the hell were you doing with my

car? What were you
doing with my car!

[Des] I was uh...
I was just takin' it f-for a ride, I was...

I was checking... I was gonna
go check the gas pedals...

[Jake] I'm gonna kill ya!

[Walter] Ah! Settle down!

[Jake] I swear to God!

[Leslie] Jake!

[Des] I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I am.

[Jake] What the hell
is wrong with you?

[Des] I'm fine.
I'm sorry, I'm fine.

[Walter] How about we just
go over what happened, okay?

[Des] I don't know, I don't know.
I wish I did, I'm sorry, I

do! But I really don't
remember, I don't remember.

[Walter] So let's just take
it from the top, okay?

[Des] Okay, okay. Uh...Okay, it's just uh...
[Jake] Des!

[Des] I uh...

[Walter] I'd like a minute
with my client, please. Alone?

[Jake] Think. Hard.

[Walter] Have a seat.

[Jake] What's going on?

[Leslie] I need to show you something.
Caine's convenience

on Duckworth, 2 hours ago.

[Jake] Is that Des?
Wait, is he wearing a S.C.U.B.A. mask?

[Leslie] It gets worse.

[Jake] What the hell is he doing?

[Leslie] Armed robbery
by the looks of it.

[Jake] That's not Des.
It can't be.

[Leslie] It is, Jake.
I'm sorry, but Des is in big trouble.

[Des] I... I think I was, uh...
I think I w... I think I was

skateboarding.
I remember being on my skateboard.

[Jake] Where?

[Des] D... wha? Uh, I dunno.

Downtown, I dunno,
I dunno, I dunno.

[Walter] Uh, okay. What then?

[Des] I got nothin'. I got nothin'.
Nothin'. H-honestly,

boys, it's like somebody erased
my brain cells. Like I wan... I

wanna, I wanna find out, I want
to get there, but I can't.

[Jake] Are you drunk?

[Des] No. I don't think.

[Jake] You are in a lot of trouble.
Honestly. I am trying

to help you, so you have to think.
Think you can do that?

[Des] Okay.

[Jake] Think!

[Des] H... w-wait wait wait!

Men! Men! Naked men!
A bunch of naked men, everywhere!

[Jake] What?

[Walter] Hey, don't judge.

[Des] No, no, no, I remember
something about a naked guy, a

bunch of naked guys. Does, oh...
Does that make any sense?

[Jake] "I'se the guys"?

[Des] What?

[Walter] "I'se the guys"!
It's a male strip club.

[Des] I was at a male strip club?

[Jake] I dunno, you tell us!

[Des] Ooh...
[Leslie] I'm sorry, Jake,

but Des, we're gonna
have to process ya.

[Des] What? No! N-n-n-n-no, n-n-n-n-no!
Jake, you gotta get

me outta here! No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Whatever I did,

whatever I did I'm sorry!

[Cop] Hey, take it easy!

[Leslie] It's not good, but that
video footage is a slam dunk for

the crown. Maybe he remembers fine,
maybe he's just not talking.

[Jake] They'll eat 'em alive in jail,
Leslie. Can you keep him

here at the station in holding?

As a favour, to me?

[Leslie] As long as I can.

[sighing]

[Leslie] I'll keep you at the station
as long as I can. Good luck.

[door locking]

[Leslie] I'm sorry, but for what
it's worth, I'll do anything I

can to help, okay?

[Des] Okay.

[Jake] He must be drunk.
I mean, he can barely stand up.

[Tinny] Missus is giving him a
bit of a pounding. This is so

weird.
It does not feel like Des.

[Mal] No, it doesn't.

[Rose] Hey, who's that guy?

[Mal] That's a customer.
Could be a witness?

[Jake] Yeah, but he took off right away.
He didn't even make a statement.

[Rose] So what do we do now?

[Jake] We've got 24 hours before
they ship Des to the real pen.

[Tinny] We've gotta help him!

Poppy? Jake?

[Rose] Oh my God! We gotta call his
family and let them know what happened!

[Mal] Does he have a family?

[Jake] Has anyone ever met Des'

parents? His friends?
Do we even know where the guy lives?

[Tinny] Kinda figured
he lived at our house.

[Rose] Oh, hold on a sec, guys.

He gave me an address when he
filled out his t4. Isn't this

strange? We've been working with
him all this time and we don't

know anything about him.

[Mal] We really don't know
anything about the boy.

[Rose] Poor little guy.

[Mal] Do we have any leads?

[Jake] Well, just one.
I actually think you're gonna

really enjoy getting into it.

[Jake] So, do you recognise him?

[Lance] Oh yeah, he was here.

Cute little guy, wearin'
a S.C.U.B.A. mask.

[Mal] You didn't find that odd?

[Lance] Well, no. It's not
the first time I've seen something

like that here. Anyway, he comes
in here and he gets his picture

taken with one of the guys, and
then he pulls out a gun. Starts

waving it around.
Tries to rob the place.

[Jake] So what, you hit him then?
Gave 'em the black eye?

[Lance] Hit him? No.

[laughing]

[lance] I didn't hit anybody.
He hit himself, with the gun!

[Mal] And you didn't
call the police?

[Lance] Our customers are not
the type that really enjoy

having the cops around, you know?

[Jake] So then what happened?

[Lance] He hit himself, went
down, and then a guy comes in

and just drags him outta here.

[Mal] Don't suppose you could give
us a description of this other guy?

[Lance] Young? Normal-looking I guess?
I don't know. All the

guys that come in here start to
look the same to me, y'know?

[Jake] All right Lance, listen.

If you think of anything else,
you let me know, all right?

[Lance] Thanks, man. But Jake, listen.
Remind Walter that he

still owes us $400 from
that Christmas party.

[Jake] Absolutely.
It's a long story.

[Mal] Sure. So Des had a friend with him?
That's news.

[Jake] So what, he and his friend are
on the town, they get a little wild...

[Mal] Waving guns around.

[Jake] They get thrown outta the
bar, and look what's directly

across the street.

[Mal] It's a convenience store.

[Mal] That Des tried to rob.

[Tinny] Am I supposed to
be impressed by this?

[Des] Hey!
Hey, you came to see me!

[Tinny] Are you okay?

[Des] Y-yeah, yeah, I guess.

[Tinny] Look at me.
What happened?

[Des] I swear, Tinny,
I haven't got a clue.

[Tinny] Are you on something?

Did you take something
last night?

[Des] No, no, I swear.
I-I don't even like cold pills. They make

my teeth itchy.

[sighing]

[Tinny] You had a gun, Des.

Where'd you get it?
Who were you with? You're hiding

something.
What is it you're not telling here?

[Des] Nothing. I'm not.
I'm... nothing. I-I swear.

[Tinny] I looked it up.
You could get 10 years for this!

This could ruin your entire life!

[Des] Well, no, no, no.
That won't happen, because the

charges will never stick.

[Tinny] They have you on tape.

[Des] It could be a fake, could be a fake.
It could be

Photoshop. My head on someone else's body.
That'll never hold

up in court. I'm killing myself,
I'm killing myself, I keep... I

keep trying to remember what...
Could've happened, w-what I...

what I did, and if I did it and
I got nothin'. I got nothin',

it's just... it's just a blank.

[sighing]

[Tinny] Well, you better get it
un-blanked or we're in big trouble here!

[Des] I just keep thinking
that maybe I did it because...

Because I liked it.
Like, what if I do it again? I mean maybe,

it's in my blood.
Maybe, I'm a criminal mastermind.

[Tinny] Yeah, I wouldn't worry too
much about that. Give me your hand.

[Des] What?

[Tinny] Hug me.

[Des] What?

[Tinny] Just, give me a hug.

[Des] What're you doing?
What're you... what're you doing? Ow! Ow,

ow, ow, ow! Ow! Ow! No needles no
needles no needles! Ow, ow, ow, ow!

[sighing]

[Tinny] Des, you're not gonna
last 2 minutes in the real jail!

[Shirley] Second he walked in
the store I could tell he was

trouble. I mean, I had a
customer in here. He didn't

care. He just waltzes on in.

[Jake] Was there anyone else
with him, like a friend maybe?

[Shirley] No, he was by himself,
and he was as high as a kite.

Anyway, soon as he pulls out the
gun, I press the button, 911.

[Mal] Then what happened?

[Shirley] "Cops are on the way,"

I tell him. Then he starts
falling all over the chip rack,

so I, uh...
Hit 'em with the broom.

[Mal] Then he went outside?

[Shirley] Yeah, except the van,
it took off. It left him

standing there on the sidewalk.

[Jake] What van?

[Shirley] The getaway van? I know.
Some friend, right? So,

your buddy, he dodges across the
street and he jumps into this

blue muscle car, takes off just
as the cops arrive. There's a

big chase. Totally cool!
Whole time that guy, he never took off

his s.C.U.B.A. Mask! Not once!

Madness.

[Jake] All right. Thanks a lot.

[Mal] Thanks, Shirley.

[Shirley] No trouble.

[Simon] It's just so great to see you.
I mean in person. Not

just talking on the phone.

[Allison] It's nice. It's true.

[Simon] I can't help but think
maybe we made a... a wrong move

somewhere.
Maybe I made the wrong move.

[Mal] So Des had a friend with
him, goes into the store, but he

takes off before Des
finishes the job?

[Jake] So, we got to
find this "friend."

[Mal] Hey. Who's that with
your lady lawyer friend?

[Jake] I dunno.
I'll meet ya upstairs.

[Allison] Just give me a minute, Simon,
okay? I'll be right back.

Hey.

[Jake] Hi. Everything okay?

[Allison] Yeah,
everything's fine.

[Jake] Who's dapper
Dan over there?

[Allison] Just, uh, something I
need to sort out. Look, I didn't

think that you were gonna be here.
I'm sorry. I should've

told you. I just...
Relax. It's fine.

[Jake] That doesn't sound good.

[Allison] Look, it's none of
your bus... it's just personal to

me, and I can handle it. I just...
I need a little bit of time, okay?

[Jake] Okay.

[Allison] I heard about Des.
I'm sorry.

[Jake] Yeah, um... did you get a
chance to see that surveillance tape?

[Allison] Yeah.

[Jake] There has to be an
explanation for all of this.

[Allison] I gotta go.
Okay, I'll see you tonight?

[kissing]

[Jake] So according to Des, he
was skateboarding. Somewhere.

[Mal] Yeah, and then he turns
up at the male strip club.

[Jake] Along the way he picks up
a friend, a van, a s.C.U.B.A.

Mask, a snorkel, and a gun.

[Mal] So, bit of a gap there.

[Jake] Him and his friend, right?
They go to the male strip

club for a good time, they get
thrown out, then they go across

the street to the corner store
where um, the menacing store

clerk kicks Des' ass.

[Mal] And then unknown friend
panics, takes off in the van.

[Jake] Leaving Des to escape in my car.
None of this makes sense.

[Tinny] Uncle Jake, can I
talk to you for a sec?

[Jake] Yeah.

[Tinny] I did a drug test on Des.

[Jake] You did a what?

[Tinny] My friend works at the
lab, it's not important. The

point is, she found
ketamine in his blood.

[Jake] Ketamine?
What's ketamine?

[Tinny] "Special k." It's a street drug.
A lot of kids are doing it these days.

[Jake] What, you think
Des is on drugs?

[Tinny] I gotta say, it doesn't
add up, but who knows?

[Jake] Crap.

[sighing]

[Tinny] Maybe...
Maybe we have no idea who Des is.

[Rose] Hey guys. I don't quite
know how to say this, but, um...

Des' address is bogus.

[Jake] Bogus? What do you mean?

[Rose] I just went there.
It's deserted and boarded up like no

one's lived there in years.
Not only that, his health card

number, his driver's licence and his
social insurance number are all fake.

[Mal] What?

[Rose] I can't find Des
Courtney anywhere.

[Jake] Is "Des Courtney"
his real name?

[Rose] Des Courtney
doesn't exist.

[Des] What is this?

[Jake] Your blood work.
Tested positive for ketamine.

You on drugs, Des?

[Des] No, no. Jake, I swear to
God, I hadn't, I have no idea

what you're talking about.

[Jake] Where do you live? Hmm?

Where's your house?
Where's your family?

[sighing]

[Jake] We know that your real
name is not Des Courtney. You've

been lying to us.

[Des] I thought you were my family.
And now, it doesn't...

It doesn't even... it doesn't
matter what I say, because you

don't believe me anyway. I don't know,
I don't know how any of this happened.

[Jake] All right.
Let's just start at the beginning, all

right? And uh, focus on what we know.
We know that you went to a

strip club. A... male...
Strip club, for the record. We know

that you had a friend with you,
and that friend had a van.

[Des] A friend w... a friend who?

[Jake] An arse one apparently,
because he bailed on you as soon

as you started to rip off the convenience
store. Any ideas who it could be?

[Des] No! Jake, I'm telling you
the truth about everything. I

swear to God I am!
You have to believe me, okay? You have to!

Wait I think... wait, wait, wait,
wait, I think I remember a... a

kid. There was a kid! There was a guy!
I was... there was a guy,

I was uh, I was taking a...
I was taking a, uh, a video of him

on my phone. He was doing some
mad boarding! He uh...

[Walter] Jake.

[Jake] Yeah. Stay here.

[Des] Where else am I going to?

[Walter] Okay.
Marco is letting us have a look at this.

[Marco] 2 minutes, Jake.

[Jake] Yeah, thanks.

[Walter] This is everything Des had
on him at the time of his arrest.

[Jake] We need to look for his I.D.,
his cell phone.

Switchblade... [Laughing]

[Walter] I used to have one of those.
Coupon for a free facial?

[Jake] Please. Find.
The cell phone.

[Walter] S.C.U.B.A. mask, snorkel...
[Jake] [Whispering] Walter!

There's a hole.
I think I feel the phone in the lining.

Distract him.

[Walter] [Whispering] What?

[Jake] [Whispering] Distract him.

[Walter] Uh, hey. Hey, Marco.

Uh, th-thank-thanks a lot for...
for letting us, uh, for letting

us do this. You know, he's...
he's a good kid. It's obviously

some kind of colossal mistake.

[Jake] Walter!

[Walter] Yeah?

[Jake] We're good.
There's nothing here, man. Really well

filed, though. Thanks a lot.

[Marco] Yeah.

[Walter] [Whispering] Whatever.

You're gonna get me disbarred,
you know that? I'm an officer of the court!

[Mal] It's got some
kind of password.

[Jake] Here, give it to me.

[sighing]

[Rose] Special k, also known as horse.
It's a new club drug,

bigger than e. It's injected,
snorted, swallowed, smoked.

[Mal] What're the symptoms?

[Rose] Oh gosh, whole grab bag.

Disassociation, impaired motor function...
[Cell phone beeping]

[Mal] Memory loss?

[Rose] Yes, but not only that.

It's not only a street drug,
it's actually a legitimate

tranquilizer used
mostly on animals.

[Jake] Really?

[Rose] Yeah. That's how they're getting it.
They're robbing veterinary clinics.

[Mal] So Des' buddies are
robbing vets at gun point?

[Jake] Well let's check in all
the vets in town, see if they

were held up by a guy in a s.
C.U.B.A. Mask.

[Rose] Yeah.
Tinny, are you okay, honey?

[Tinny] I feel like I'm missing something.
Like we all are.

[Jake] Any ideas about this phone?
I just need a password.

[Tinny] Try "Tinny."

[cell phone beeping]

[Jake] That worked, actually.

[Rose] Here, give it here.
Okay, l right.

[typing]

[Rose] Here we go.

[clearing throat]

[Mal] I'm sensing a theme?

[Jake] There he is.

[Tinny] He's boarding.

[Mal] Is there a time stamp?

[Rose] Uh, yeah, yeah.
It's last night, all before the robbery.

[Zach] I'll get yo, 'kay?
You show me how to do that, man.

[Jake] Freeze it. Right there.

Look at that guy. Nice guy, normal looking...
What is that behind him?

[Mal] It's the getaway van.

[Jake] All right, let's go.

Rose, email me that photo,
print it off or something.

[Leslie] The bail hearing
is set for this afternoon.

[Jake] So you think
they're gonna let him go?

[Leslie] Depends on the crown.

If she wants to keep him in
custody, she can. Are you okay,

Jake? I'm worried about ya.

[Jake] Yeah, I'm fine. Don't worry about
me, just worry about Des, all right?

[Leslie] Look, I know...
I know this is weird, and it's none of

my business, but... Allison, she's really
pushing ahead with this indictment.

[Jake] Yeah.

[cell phone ringing]

[Jake] Sorry.

[Leslie] It's okay, take it.

I'll keep you posted, okay?
Call me?

[Jake] Allison. What the hell are
you trying to do to me here?

[Allison] I could pacify a law onto
a colleague. Would that be better?

[Jake] Oh, that depends. Would your
colleague be more sympathetic, maybe?

[Allison] No, he wouldn't.
Trust me. Your little friend was

caught, on tape, robbing a
store, with a gun in his hand.

You've got to let...
[Jake] Let you? Let you do what, exactly?

Allison, is there
something going on with you?

Or... Allison?

[Allison] 'Kay, I gotta go, Jake.
Um, I'll keep you up to

speed on the file, but I gotta
do what I gotta do here, okay?

I'm sorry.

[beeping]

[Tinny] This is the address?

[Rose] Yep. Weird, huh?

[Tinny] Huh! Check it out!

[Rose] Here. Careful, careful.

[Tinny] Help me move
this and we'll go in.

[Rose] Oh my God!

[Tinny] Hello? Anybody home?
Oh my God, Des has been living here?

[Rose] Oh, I hope not.

[sighing]

[Rose] Oh, Tinny, look. It says "Des
Courtney." So, yeah. He is living here.

[Tinny] Rose, c'mere.

[Rose] What'd ya got?

[Tinny] These are from the '90s.

"Jody Redmond.
" Do you know who that is?

[Rose] Yeah, yeah.
He was a famous bank robber. He pulled

off a bunch of heists.
Think he got like, 15 years?

[Tinny] Well, what is Des doing
with all of this? It looks like

he's obsessed with this case.

[Jake] How many vet clinics are there
in St. John's, anyway?

[Mal] At least a dozen, and I've checked
'em all out. This is the last one.

[Jake] Dad, check it out.
He look like our guy to you?

[Mal] Looks like
Des' friend, yeah.

[Jake] He's a janitor at a vet clinic?
That's one way that I'd

guarantee a steady supply of ketamine.
Hey, buddy! Nice

toque. Just hang on!
I just wanna talk to you!

[car horn beeping]

[Des] Zach Douglas. I know that guy.
I went to high school with him.

[Jake] When was the last
time that you saw him?

[Des] Ages ago. Last year maybe?

I always used to help him
with his homework and stuff.

[Jake] How nice of you.
Now, this one was taken yesterday on

your cell phone while
you were skateboarding.

[Des] Oh, that's right.
It was him. No, no, no, I just

remembered!
I-I remember him now.

[Jake] I can't believe this, Des.
I mean I can't believe that

you're into this, you know?

You're doing drugs?

You're-you're-you're ripping
off convenience stores?

[Des] No I'm not! No I'm not!

Look, Zach, he...
He was always taking advantage of me, and I

haven't seen him in ages, but
yesterday, I guess, he... look,

Jake, this isn't me.
This is not me. You know me.

[Jake] No, I don't. Not really, Des.
I don't really know you at all.

[Des] What?

[Jake] When Tinny took your blood,
where'd she get you with the needle?

[Des] Wha?

[Jake] Where's the needle prick
from when Tinny stabbed you?

[Des] Oh, oh, it's right there.

Ow! I told you, I don't
do drugs either.

[Jake] I'm actually
starting to believe you.

[Des] Ow! You do? Ow!
Ow! What is it?

[Jake] It's a needle mark.
I don't know many people who shoot

up in the back of their neck.

Even people as stupid as you.

[Des] S-someone stabbed me?

Someone drugged me.
Someone drug... oh, thank God. First...

wait, someone stabbed me?
Does it look bad?

[Jake] Look at this picture.

Where do you think you could be?

Do you see anything you recognise?
Do you know where it is?

[Des] Uh, I dunno. Um...
[Jake] Concentrate!

[Des] The war memorial.
The war memorial downtown, I remember!

It's the war memorial!

[Skater] Sweet. Nice Ollie, man.

[Jake] Zach! Douglas!
Remember us?

[Zach] Are you cops or what?

[Jake] Why?
You got something you gotta hide?

[Zach] No. Okay, back off, man!

[Mal] I believe we have a mutual friend.
Des Courtney.

[Zach] Never heard of him.

[Jake] Liar!

[Zach] Man, chill! All right?

You got no right!

[Jake] Rights? Today is not the day to
be talking to me about rights, pal!

[Mal] Jake!

[Zach] Ow!

[Mal] What're you doin'?

[crowd gasping]

[Jake] You know what? This'll go a lot
easier if you're straight with us!

[Zach] Ow! I am, man! I am!

[Mal] Jake!

[Jake] Oh yeah? You are? You are, huh?
You think I'm foolin'

around, huh?
You think I'm foolin' around?!

[crowd yelling]

[Mal] Here, kid, just wait a minute.
C'mere!

[Jake] Dad! Dad!
Just let him go.

[Mal] What's the matter with you?

[Jake] What? Oh! I planted a G.P.S.
in his knapsack.

[Mal] Oh, good.
I thought you were losing it there.

[Jake] No, no.
C'mon, let's follow 'em.

[Mal] Okay.

[Jake] Heads up.

[Mal] Interesting.

[Jake] I recognise that face
from somewhere. I just don't

know where. Look, I knew I
recognised this guy. He was in

the convenience store with Des.

[Rose] Yep, it's Anton Strazza.

He's a successful businessman, runs
and import-export firm here in town.

[Mal] Criminal record?

[Rose] No, nothing like that,
and absolutely no connection

between him and the
skateboard kid, Zach.

[Jake] So, what? He just happens
to be in the corner store when

Des is robbing it? And Zach just
happens to run to him as soon as

we put on the heat? Why?
You think this guy's behind the

whole thing? He drugs Des, and
then he's at the store to watch

the whole fiasco go down?

[Mal] And then he jumps
into the getaway van?

[Jake] That doesn't make any sense.
What're you gonna get

from a convenience store till?

Couple hundred bucks?

[Mal] That's nothing
to a guy like him.

[Jake] What'd you say
his name was again?

[Mal] Anton Strazza?

[Jake] Strazza, Strazza, Strazza.
Strazza, Strazza, Strazza... look at this.

[Mal] "Veiled Madonna."

[Jake] The Veiled Madonna is
going on tour tomorrow. And the

name of the sculptor is...
[Mal] Strazza?

[Jake] "19th century Italian
sculptor, Giovanni Strazza."

[Rose] Letter to the editor from
last year from Anton Strazza:

"The Veiled Madonna was
stolen from my family. It is

preposterous that our property
has not been returned. It is my

birth right. This province will pay."
This guy's a total wingnut!

[Mal] They keep the
Madonna at the basilica!

[Tinny] Uncle Jake, armed
robbery's a big deal, right? So

when Des held up the corner
store, every police car in the

vicinity would've responded.

[Jake] That's right.

[Tinny] All right.
The convenience store is here, the

police station's out here...
[Jake] If Des rips off the

convenience store, every cop is gonna
show up. Then they get in

a high-speed chase which takes them
way the frig out there somewhere...

[Mal] Even further away.

[Rose] Right.
Desmond wasn't supposed to succeed.

[Tinny] He was just
supposed to make a scene!

[Jake] The whole thing was a
diversion while Anton Strazza is

stealing the Veiled Madonna
from the basilica, here.

[church bells ringing]

[Leslie] It happened
just before dawn.

[Jake] While you guys were
all chasing Des in my car.

[Leslie] The alarm went off and yes,
we responded, but when we got here...

[Jake] The Veiled
Madonna was gone.

[Mal] Strazza gained himself
enough time to get away.

[Jake] And all it cost was
10 years of Des' life.

[Jake] Okay, the whole thing was a setup.
All right? First, they

drugged Des, and then they
somehow convince him to rip off

the convenience store.
I'm telling you he's innocent.

[Leslie] All so they
could steal the Madonna?

[Jake] Des is the easiest mark
I've ever met, all right? You

ask him nicely and he'll pretty
much do anything for ya. It's

all about timing, Leslie.
You think it's a coincidence that

every cruiser in town just
happens to be chasing Des while

some moron is ripping
off the Veiled Madonna?

[Leslie] Look, even if I did
believe you, it wouldn't do any

good. Okay? The crown is hardly
gonna drop the charges on Des

because somebody
else stole a statue.

[pen clicking]

[Jake] "Anton Strazza. " Pick him up
and talk to him. You won't regret it.

[Leslie] Where have I
heard that before?

[Jake] What time is it?
Look, I'm late for the bail hearing.

Just talk to Strazza.

[Rose] Redmond... Jody Redmond.

[Jake] So? What happened?

[Walter] We lost.
Crown opposed bail.

[Jake] When you say the crown, do you
mean...

[Walter] Oh yeah! Yeah, it was Allison.

We never had a chance.

I gotta tell ya, boys,
it's not looking good.

[Mal] Nice girl you got there.

[Jake] She's doing her job, okay?
Just leave it.

[Walter] Do you
guys have anything?

[Jake] We got a lead, couple leads maybe.
That's it.

[Walter] Good. Cause I'm gonna need
something to base a case on. I gotta run.

[Mal] Now what?

[Jake] Get a better lawyer?

[Mal] I'll check
out the Zach kid.

[Jake] Gimme a second, all right?

[Mal] What?

[Jake] Allison! Well I guess, uh,
congratulations are in order?

[Allison] Jake. Hi.

[Jake] How are you? How's your, uh, friend.
What's his name?

[Allison] Simon?
He's my husband.

[Jake] Really?

[Allison] Jake, we're finishing
up our divorce, and it's a train

wreck, and I would really
appreciate it if you would just

stay out of it, okay?
Let me sort out my life.

[Jake] Fine.

[Allison] Thanks.

[Jake] On one condition.
You keep Des out of her majesty's

pen. I dunno what your beef is
with him, but I can tell you he

is a good guy. All right?
He's actually a little bit of a

sweetheart, so just
give me a break, here.

[Allison] I'll see what I can do.

[Des] So a diversion.
That sounds good.

[Tinny] It was all a setup,
which means it wasn't your

fault. We just gotta prove it.

So, anything else you can remember...
[Des] I know, I'm trying. But

y... but you have the
drug test, right?

[sighing]

[Tinny] It's not enough, Des.

[Des] Is Jake pissed at me?

[Tinny] No!
He's trying to help you.

[Des] I feel like I let him down.

[Tinny] Don't be stupid.

[Des] I hate it in here.
It totally bites.

[Tinny] Des, me and Rose...
We went to your place.

[Des] What? You went to my place?
M-my house? Why?

[Tinny] Why have you been lying to us?
Your real name? It's made

up! Everything's made up!
And what's up with that bank robber

guy? That case?
Why're you so obsessed with it?

[Des] Tinny! That's none of your business!
Why did you go there?

I-I don't want you to see that!

I don't want you to be there!

[Tinny] Hey, calm down!

[Des] Oh my God, oh God,
everything's fallin' apart!

[Tinny] Des! Hey!
Hey.

You're okay.

[Des] Can I tell
people you did that?

[Tinny] No.

[Des] Okay. Who'd I tell anyway?

Just a guard, maybe?

[Tinny] Des!

[Des] Okay, I won't tell anyone.

[Strazza] The Veiled Madonna's gone?
And you think that I?

Don't be absurd!
I've never stolen anything in my life!

That's a fact!
A-a-a-and-and I've never heard of this

person... w-w-what's his name?

[Leslie] Des.

[Strazza] Des, Des.
I've never heard of him.

[Leslie] Oh, really? Mr. Strazza...

[Strazza] Oh,
it's pronounced "Strat-za."

[Leslie] Okay, Mr. "Strat-za."

Can you account for your
whereabouts last night?

[Strazza] Ha! Yes.

Actually, I was having a glass
of port in my local watering

hole. I can give you the names of at
least a dozen people who saw me there.

[Leslie] Oh, in exchange for what?
Next round's on you?

You're quite taken with
the Madonna, are you not?

[Strazza] Meaning what, exactly?

[Leslie] You're obsessed with this statue.
You claim to be

descended from the artist.
On several occasions in the media,

you've said it rightly
belongs to you.

[Strazza] Yes! Yes, yes, I-I
believe we have a legitimate

claim to the statue, and a passion for it.
But would I

steal it? Please.
Look, do I need to speak to a lawyer?

[Leslie] I don't know. Do ya?

[Strazza] I mean, am I being detained?
Hmm, okay, then I

guess I'm free to go? Goodbye, sergeant.
It's been a pleasure.

Perhaps you could show me out?

[Leslie] That might take some time,
Mr. Strazza.

[Strazza] "Strat-za."

[Leslie] Uh, well excuse me.

I'll just be a minute.

[Jake] He's lying.

[Leslie] Maybe, but there's
nothing I can do about it. If

he's a thief he's a good one.
He left no tracks, Jake.

[Jake] We should
search his house.

[Leslie] Tell me how we're gonna
get a warrant for that one?

[Jake] Look, Des is running out of time,
all right?

He gets deeper every minute.

[Leslie] The crown? Allison?

She's uppin' the charges.

Aggravated assault.

[Jake] He smacked himself in
the fa... who did he assault?

[Leslie] He held up a store at
gunpoint, Jake! I don't know

what to tell ya! Your girlfriend's
not wasting any time. Sorry.

[door unlocking]

[Rose] Hi. Uh, Jody Redmond?
Hi, I'm Rose Doyle.

[Jody] It's a big day for me!
I don't get a lot of visitors.

[Rose] Oh, these are for you.

Some magazines.
I wasn't sure what you'd like.

[Jody] Oh, that's very kind of you.
Thank you.

[Mal] My ex did 15 years, so I...
You got my email?

[Jody] You want to
see the pictures.

[Rose] I know it's an odd
request and I'd rather not tell

you right now, if that's okay?

[Jody] Well, like I said, I'm...
Happy to show. So, I get one

every year. Ha! Only time hear from him.
Just once a year.

Last time I saw him, he...
He was 6 years old. I mean, that's,

uh... that's my son.

[Mayor Clarke] Must
be riveting stuff.

[Leslie] This case I got.
Des Courtney.

[Mayor Clarke] Oh, that.
The Doyle kid.

[Leslie] Technically he's not a
Doyle but he might as well be.

He's a good kid, y'know?
He's got character.

[Mayor Clarke] Yeah. Yeah, he robbed
a corner store at gunpoint, but...

[laughing]

[Leslie] Yeah, I know, but he...
[Mayor Clarke] "But?" Really?

There's a "but?" Leslie, the law
is the law, y'know? The city's

turning into Gotham overnight.

Can't go around making exceptions for
everybody. Even uh, Jake Doyle.

[Jake] All right, so we wait
until it gets a little darker.

[Mal] Until he's asleep.

[Jake] Right, and then we, uh...
Enter the house about here.

Apparently he likes
to nap in here.

[Mal] The alarm?

[Jake] The alarm panel
is situated right there.

[Mal] Right there?

What?

[Jake] I dunno. Are we really gonna
break into this guy's house?

[Mal] Do we have any
choice in the matter?

[Jake] We're doing this for kid.
We don't even know his real

name. In fact, we don't know
anything about this guy.

[Mal] I think we know everything
we need to know about Des.

Doesn't matter what anyone says.

He's a good kid, I'm sure of it.

And so are you.

[Jake] All right, all right, all right.
Let's do it.

[Mal] Let's do it.

[Jake] [Whispering]
it's a nice place.

[Mal] [Whispering]
I've seen nicer.

[music playing]

[Jake] You ready?

[Mal] Yeah.

[Jake] Okay.

[alarm blaring]

[Strazza] Ah!

[Jake] Hey there! How you doin'?

[Mal] Beautiful evening!

[Jake] It is a beautiful evening.

Careful there, Mr. Strazza.

[Mal] Uh, I think
it's "Strat-za."

[Strazza] Ah! Don't move!

[Mal] Oh!
Those things have a hair trigger!

[Strazza] You stay right where you are!
The cops are on their way!

[laughing]

[Leslie] Are you
kiddin' me, Jake?

[Jake] Leslie! So sorry that I had to
get you out of your nice warm bed.

[Mal] All these cars just for us?

[Leslie] I suppose you were
lookin' for the Veiled Madonna?

[Strazza] What're they still doing here?
I want them locked up! Both of them!

[Jake] Don't worry, pally.
This was all just a diversion.

[Strazza] What?

[Jake] A diversion. Our people are
stealing the Veiled Madonna as we speak.

[Mal] Look at all
the police cars.

[Jake] I can't believe it worked.

[Leslie] Both of you,
come with me now!

[Jake] It was nice meeting you!

You have a lovely house!

[Mal] Yeah, it's all right.

[sirens blaring]

[Leslie] What the hell was that?

[Mal] Leslie, we need a favour.

[Leslie] A favour? Is that so?

[Jake] Listen, Anton Strazza is
in his car right now and he's

about to drive away.

[Mal] Leslie, you know I never
ask you for anything. Pretend

Jake's not here.
Do this for me, please?

[Jake] For Des.
Look, he's driving away and we have to

follow him!
Please, please, trust me.

[Leslie] God, I can't
believe I'm doing this!

[Mal] Thank you.

[Jake] Are you gonna get me out
of my cuffs? Put... argh! I just

need to get outta my cuffs.

[Leslie] Stop right there!

[Jake] Well, what d'ya know?

I'll take that. Hello, girl.

[Mal] Careful there.
She's one of a kind.

[Leslie] Mr. Strazza, you're under arrest.

[Strazza] You don't understand.

The statue belongs to me.
I was only taking back what was mine!

[Jake] You didn't mind sending
an innocent kid to jail in the

process? Although she is kind of
attractive. I mean, beautiful.

[Jake] Well, make yourself at home.
I guess the, uh... they

didn't throw you out with
the regular riff-raff?

[Allison] Yeah.
Knowing the owner has its perks, right?

[Jake] This for me?

[Allison] Yeah. Good night?

[Jake] Could be worse.

[Allison] Well, looks like
Anton Strazza's talking. We're

dropping all charges against Des.

[Jake] Yeah, I heard.
Little confused why you're so hell-bent

on sending Des to jail, though, to be
honest with you. Felt a little personal.

[Allison] I wasn't. There's a backlog
of cases. Everything is

rushed. That's why I upped the
charges to piss off the judge. I

would re-file, they would
re-schedule, and eventually it

would've got kicked out, guaranteed.
Des would've ended

up with community service.

[Jake] Oh.

[Allison] And I couldn't tell you.
Well, that was my plan, anyway.

[Jake] Well, I feel like an idiot.
And, um... I'm sorry.

[Allison] Simon showing up just
kinda threw me for a curve ball,

you know? I thought that things
were done between me and him.

[Jake] And are they? Tell you what.
Why don't we take a few

days, take some space.

[Allison] "Space?" Okay.

[Jake] Allison, I'm
not going anywhere.

[Allison] Goodnight, Jake.

[door closing]

[Des] Oh, thanks guys! Oh!

Wicked! Y'know, I was thinking,
I was thinking now that I've

actually done, like, some hard
time, maybe I can, uh, get a

little bit more action?

[laughing]

[Tinny] Poppy?

[Mal] Just a small one for me.

[Des] Oh, hey.
Make mine a double, would you?

[Tinny] You wish.

[Des] A big... a triple even.

Hey, hey! There he is!

What's u...
[Mal] So, you've decided to join us?

[Rose] What'll it be?

[Jake] Eh, whatever's going.

[Rose] Well here, take that.

[Jake] Perfect. Des, or whatever
your real name is. You know

what? I don't even care
what your real name is.

[Mal] Me neither.

[Jake] I want you to move outta that
house right away. That's an order.

[Des] Yes sir.

[Mal] Oh lord. That means he's
gonna be movin' in with us.

[Jake] Yep, cause he's
definitely not living with me.

[Des] Why not?

[Mal] I think I need a drink!

[laughing]

[Mal] You're like the son I never had.
Welcome home, boy.

[Rose] Yeah, come here.

[Jake] What kind
of toast is that?

[Mal] Welcoming the kid home!

[Jake] Whatever.

[Rose] Your father says hello.

Jody Redmond.

[Des] You talked to him?

[Rose] They don't know.

[Des] I thought if you knew, then...
[Rose] No. It's okay, I get it.

[Des] In the jail cell, I just kept thinking.
I mean, what if

it's, what if it's part of my genes?
My D.N.A.? I mean...

[Rose] No, that is not the case.

[Des] I mean, what if it's my
destiny or something like that?

[Rose] No, it is not.
We'll figure out your father thing.

We'll do it together. Come here.

Maybe it's time to go pay your father
a little visit. I'll go with you.

[Des] O-okay.

[Rose] Promise.
Let's get back in here.

[sighing]

[Rose] Well, that was delicious!

[chattering]

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