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What are you all looking at, huh?
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- Come out for the show?
- Excuse me.
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What do you want
with the blue hat bonnet?
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- What the heck's going on here?
- I hate all of you.
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That's Jeremiah Dunlop.
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He threatens to kill himself
once every few weeks.
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- I'm coming, Lord.
- Come on, Jeremiah.
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Fortunately I took a negotiating class
at Harvard University so I can...
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Don't worry. I'll handle this, everybody.
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- Mr. Dunlop.
- What do you want?
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I am the sheriff of Great Bend.
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- I understand that you...
- Well, how do you do?
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How do you do?
We would rather you not go up there.
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We're a little concerned
about your health, sir.
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Oh, that was polite.
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Sir, while John Stuart Mill argued
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that in his book, his
treatise on liberty,
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that you have the right to kill yourself,
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he felt strongly
that you should not use that right.
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- Oh!
- No, no, no!
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Mr. Dunlop, what could you
possibly have to gain
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by jumping here and ending your life?
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A big Irish wake!
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- Yeah!
- We're gonna have free food!
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- No.
- Free booze!
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- Yeah!
- Free whores!
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Yeah!
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- And I'm gonna pay for everything.
- Yeah!
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- Here I come.
- No, no, no.
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Jeremiah!
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Yes.
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Oh, God.
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I actually failed jumper negotiation class
at Harvard but don't pass it around.
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I'm gonna puke.
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Yeah. Try to find his other leg.
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Looks like both eyeballs
popped out of his skull.
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Oh, here's one right here.
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You made a good coffin for Jeremiah.
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I put my heart into it.
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He threatened to kill himself,
but he always landed in that trough.
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- Always landed.
- Terrific aim.
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Mm-hm. It was really something
how after three years
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that trough being in the same place,
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it suddenly moved, huh, Vernon?
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It was a slow month,
and it was what he wanted.
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Mm-hm.
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- You still thirsty, Wanda?
- Yeah, fill her up.
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Okay.
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Get rid of him.
He doesn't have any money.
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Mrs. Dunlop, I just want to express
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my deepest sympathy for your loss.
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Two husbands like this back-to-back,
this must be
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really difficult.
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And, you know, we're all looking
at ourselves and, you know,
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what we could have done differently.
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I blame myself.
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You should blame yourself.
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- What do you mean?
- You're the reason why he fell off the roof.
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I am not. I'm gonna say something
here that's very direct.
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He was a lost cause.
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I mean, that man wanted to die,
and I don't know where
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that horrible, horrible self-loathing
came from.
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I imagine, you know,
from his marriage...
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His marriage was just fine.
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I know he was always very happy
here at the saloon.
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I saw him here on countless occasions.
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Hey, you guys, get your drinks up.
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We're toasting Jeremiah.
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The only man
that made me feel comfortable
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with my legs behind my head.
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Funny man.
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- Are you ready to have a real drink?
- Hi.
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No, we are not ready
to have a real drink!
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Well, meow, meow, meow.
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It's getting very feisty today.
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We're throwing you
a really nice party here.
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I'm throwing a nice party here.
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- Who do you think's paying for that?
- He wanted it that way.
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Get your drinks up for Jeremiah.
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One funny, funny guy.
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- Funny man.
- Very funny. Jeremiah.
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Ha-ha-ha! Drink.
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I didn't come over here to argue.
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I actually wanted to congratulate you on
the fact that you are now a free woman.
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I know you got a hunk of money
when your first husband went
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and now that you got rid
of the second one, now it's just you.
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Yeah, that second one spent
half of that money here at your saloon.
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I understand that,
but he did also have a really good time.
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- Jeremiah was a tall man.
- Whoo!
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You see?
Even your own deputy is drunk.
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Why, I am very disappointed.
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I think the drinking
in this town needs to stop.
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I think it is the root of all evil.
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Livinia, what else do we have
to look forward to, you know?
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We've got gangrene, rabies, scabies.
Nothing is easy around here.
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I mean, what's next?
You're gonna take away our guns
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so we can't defend ourselves?
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Are you gonna take away prostitution?
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Oh. That will never happen.
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That will never happen.
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You tangled with the wrong woman,
Honey.
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This is between you and me.
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And this saloon is going down.
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- Could I get a Black Stripe?
- Mm-hm.
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And some oral sex?
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- Me giving it to you, yeah.
- Yep.
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Jeremiah.
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Jeremiah.
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We are the Women's Christian
Temperance League,
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and we demand that this saloon
be shut down.
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Nobody shuts down a saloon.
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Alcohol has to be rid from this town.
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- You need to be rid from this town.
- Thank you. Listen.
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Don't try to take a drink away from me.
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Don't make her angry, please.
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- I'll break this over your pretty little nose.
- She will.
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So you might wanna watch it.
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What's going on here, everybody?
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I don't know.
Livinia's talking trash about...
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- Meow, meow.
- Yeah, bah-bah-bah.
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Well, sheriff, I'm so glad you're here.
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I have an official document here
endorsed
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by the Women's Christian
Temperance League
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and signed by our mayor
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that ordains alcohol,
the sale and the possession,
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illegal in this town.
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Oh, an official ordinance.
Wanda, would you like that?
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I would love that. Now we have something
to wipe our asses with.
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- Wanda, thank you.
- Finally.
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Honey, this looks legit. "It is
hereby declared unlawful to possess
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or sell intoxicating liquors
in the city of Great Bend."
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- I'm afraid that she better start running.
- Whoa, whoa.
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I swear to God, I will take off
your pretty blond head.
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- She'll do it.
- She's not gonna do it, Wanda.
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- Are you on her side now?
- No, I'm on everyone's side.
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You are literally on her side right now.
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- I'm just standing here.
- Come stand on my side.
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- Okay, I'm over here.
- Hoyle, you're supposed to...
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You said you saw the signature.
You're on my side.
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I'm on both sides!
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You can't be on both sides.
You have to pick one.
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I'm the law's side, Honey.
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But here's the good news. I mean, yes,
liquor is going to be deemed unlawful,
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but you guys can continue
fornicating for money.
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Oh, no, I know I can keep whoring.
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- But I'm not gonna be whoring with you.
- Oh.
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- But I...
- Get the hell off my property!
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This saloon is officially closed!
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- Wanda, no, no.
- I'm gonna break you!
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I just wanna start
by thanking Mr. Tidwell.
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Clay, thank you so much
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for the use of the school room.
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As long as you scrub it down
when we're done. I'm serious.
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Anyhoo, the purpose of this meeting
is for us to share feelings.
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- And booze, right?
- No.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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No, this is not...
This is a whiskey support group
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for not drinking whiskey.
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- No!
- We understand if you wanna leave.
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I was under the impression
this was a men's-only meeting.
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- No, no.
- Leave.
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- Leave.
- Uh...
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I'm more of a man than you are, lady.
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- But...
- Uh...
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- I don't know.
- She's referring to his homosexuality.
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- Now that's out. All right.
- Okay. Well, we'll get...
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My apologies. I didn't realize...
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- Can't put it back in.
- Okay.
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- Oh. Do we have to talk like that?
- A lot of us knew.
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It must be extremely lonely and difficult
to be the only homosexual man in the t...
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Mr. Shank, you can't do that
every time I say the word "homosexual."
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- You... Are you serious?
- It's... I'm sorry, I'm trying not to do it
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it's just a very involuntary reaction.
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How do you not feel it coming?
Every time he points at me...
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Everything you say
has a very sexual tone.
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Mr. Tidwell, would you please
come up here
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and tell everybody
about your problems with alcohol?
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- I'll get up and say something.
- Okay. Thank you.
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Mr. Tidwell, everyone.
Let's support. Let's support.
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I started drinking...
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I had a best friend when I was 7.
His name was Sam.
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- I know where this is going.
- Me too, yeah.
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Well, what can I say?
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I can't really do my job without whiskey.
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You know what I mean?
How am I supposed to be loose enough?
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- I do some nasty ****, you guys.
- Whoa...
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My mother died when I was 6.
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It had actually been
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a facial spider bite,
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which unfortunately had left her
with a fairly menacing expression.
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You know, I wanna find
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someone who, uh...
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Who completes me, who...
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As we added alcohol into our friendship,
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our tongues became looser.
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- Yeah, they did.
- Oh, God, Clay.
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Bust out the whiskey, little lady.
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- I'm getting mad!
- Okay, okay.
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- Okay, thank you, Wanda.
- Rotate.
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- Thank you, Wanda.
- I feel like I'm about to...
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- I'm about to take you down!
- Okay, okay.
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- No!
- Everybody shut up!
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Shut up, all of you.
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This is what we're doing:
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Stop drinking. Share your feelings.
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Okay, Wanda, I swear to God.
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It is Ephraim's Extract.
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It rejuvenates, invigorates
and expectorates.
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What are your symptoms?
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Well, I been lonely.
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Sure. This will take those feelings
and turn them into joy.
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I'm angry. Everything makes me angry.
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This will make you happy
that you're so angry.
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We'll take it. How much?
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- A dollar for the bottle.
- One dollar.
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- If we could do it for half that...
- I'll pay as much as you want.
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- I'm not dickering with you, Eli.
- Same time.
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Let's go, buddy.
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- Oh, you look very sick.
- You need some, sir.
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- You will be helped.
- You really need this.
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Absolutely. It'll make you whole, sir.
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Excuse me. What that hell
is going on here?
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What do you mean, what's going on?
What are you doing here?
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This saloon is supposed
to be closed, Honey.
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Well, this saloon
was closed thanks to you,
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but now what you see in front of you
is an apothecary.
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No, I can't sell alcohol, but yes,
I can sell medicine.
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And I am here with a doctor.
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- Hello, Ephraim younger.
- I know.
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- My brother tried to kill you.
- Yes, I know.
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- Sorry about that.
- You enjoy your stay up at Leavenworth?
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Well, I took it as a time
to improve upon myself.
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And I studied with a master shaman
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who was also incarcerated.
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So all you gentlemen here,
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you're suffering
from some health problem?
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- That's why they're here?
- Oh, yeah.
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These are very, very sick men.
Look at them.
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That man there is afraid
of certain colors.
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This will just put a stop to that.
241
00:11:39,794 --> 00:11:42,897
See that man? He's got curiosity.
Uh-huh.
242
00:11:43,064 --> 00:11:45,630
- You gotta get rid of that. Gotta extract it.
- Absolutely.
243
00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:47,402
That man's got the jitters.
244
00:11:47,769 --> 00:11:49,671
- What does it do for aches and pains?
- My goodness.
245
00:11:49,837 --> 00:11:51,239
- A lot.
- Hey, aches and pains,
246
00:11:51,372 --> 00:11:53,308
- where are you?
- Goodbye. Where'd you go?
247
00:11:53,641 --> 00:11:55,944
I'll tell you, they're right here.
They're in my shoulder and gut
248
00:11:56,077 --> 00:11:57,879
because of the bullets
your brother put in me.
249
00:11:58,012 --> 00:12:00,648
- Let's just send them on their way.
- Let him cure you.
250
00:12:00,782 --> 00:12:04,252
Look at this. A train is leaving.
It is looking for a tunnel.
251
00:12:04,385 --> 00:12:06,187
It wants just to go right into a tunnel.
252
00:12:06,788 --> 00:12:10,625
- How many men have licked this spoon?
- I would say 17 or so.
253
00:12:10,758 --> 00:12:14,329
- But each one gets cured. There we are.
- All right.
254
00:12:15,730 --> 00:12:17,732
- Ooh.
- Yep.
255
00:12:18,132 --> 00:12:21,102
It's cold and then it's hot
and then it's cold.
256
00:12:21,269 --> 00:12:23,338
Ephraim's Extract.
257
00:12:24,739 --> 00:12:25,870
I don't... I don't even...
258
00:12:26,674 --> 00:12:29,844
It's almost like a health drink.
259
00:12:29,978 --> 00:12:33,815
- Oh. That's different. Ugh.
- It's a little rough at first, but...
260
00:12:34,782 --> 00:12:36,250
Oh, yeah.
261
00:12:39,153 --> 00:12:42,256
- Sorry.
- You wanna pace yourself a little bit.
262
00:12:42,390 --> 00:12:44,292
- No, you don't.
- No, you don't.
263
00:12:44,659 --> 00:12:46,486
- Because they weren't...
- They were hard.
264
00:12:47,261 --> 00:12:48,262
Ugh.
265
00:12:48,396 --> 00:12:50,098
- Gets easier, right?
- Second one's smooth.
266
00:12:50,231 --> 00:12:52,367
One of my molars just fell out.
I swallowed it.
267
00:12:52,734 --> 00:12:56,304
- Yep, that molar was holding you back.
- Back. Mm-hm.
268
00:12:56,637 --> 00:12:57,705
Oh, good.
269
00:13:00,208 --> 00:13:03,911
I'm gonna do something to you
that I don't do with a lot of men.
270
00:13:05,113 --> 00:13:07,048
But I wanna do it with you.
271
00:13:07,181 --> 00:13:10,852
- Well, what is it? I don't know...
- You'll see.
272
00:13:17,358 --> 00:13:21,262
You get off my case about this, maybe
I'll think about giving you a freebie.
273
00:13:22,163 --> 00:13:24,265
Hey, this is good medicine.
274
00:13:24,632 --> 00:13:27,035
- I'm glad you're here, doctor.
- Good to be back.
275
00:13:27,168 --> 00:13:28,299
- Sir.
- Thank you, doctor.
276
00:13:28,336 --> 00:13:32,907
I feel much better. I'm just gonna
go upstairs and get myself, uh...
277
00:13:33,041 --> 00:13:35,143
I wanna wear the sundress.
278
00:13:35,309 --> 00:13:38,379
I think I love you.
Will you marry me and make me
279
00:13:38,713 --> 00:13:40,782
- the happiest man in the world?
- Yes.
280
00:13:41,215 --> 00:13:43,785
- Yes, I'm gonna marry you.
- Then I'm going again.
281
00:13:43,951 --> 00:13:46,154
Oh, yeah!
282
00:13:54,328 --> 00:13:57,098
- Are your lips still numb?
- Oh, my gosh.
283
00:13:57,231 --> 00:14:00,802
Whew. How many times
can you do the alphabet, you know?
284
00:14:00,935 --> 00:14:04,939
- That was impressive.
- Well, the third time I was doing Hebrew.
285
00:14:05,106 --> 00:14:08,309
- When I did Latin in the middle...
- Oh, come on.
286
00:14:08,643 --> 00:14:11,212
Livinia, hi.
287
00:14:11,979 --> 00:14:15,750
What is going on in here?
This place is supposed to be closed.
288
00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:18,719
Welcome to my grand opening
of my apothecary.
289
00:14:18,853 --> 00:14:20,955
Can I get you
a tablespoon of medicine?
290
00:14:21,756 --> 00:14:23,724
- Medicine?
- Ephraim's Extract.
291
00:14:23,858 --> 00:14:26,627
- You are welcome.
- There's alcohol in it?
292
00:14:26,794 --> 00:14:30,098
There might be a small amount of alcohol,
because you just need that to cut
293
00:14:30,231 --> 00:14:32,967
the spices and the medicines.
294
00:14:33,101 --> 00:14:35,336
It's a way to mix it together.
It's like a glue.
295
00:14:35,670 --> 00:14:38,039
It keeps the solution diluted.
296
00:14:38,172 --> 00:14:39,874
You are violating an ordinance.
297
00:14:40,007 --> 00:14:42,210
No, I am not violating any ordinance.
298
00:14:42,376 --> 00:14:45,213
- Yeah, I have to agree with her, Livinia.
- Thank you.
299
00:14:45,379 --> 00:14:48,916
I don't know if you have any problems,
but if you do at all, it just...
300
00:14:49,050 --> 00:14:51,385
It soothes and coats.
301
00:14:51,752 --> 00:14:53,855
Muscles that would just tighten
for a few minutes
302
00:14:53,988 --> 00:14:57,024
now can stay tight for hours.
303
00:14:57,158 --> 00:15:00,795
- It's very invigorating.
- Like 97 minutes.
304
00:15:00,928 --> 00:15:04,165
Like I was 13 again,
you know what I mean?
305
00:15:04,298 --> 00:15:07,835
You could do chin-ups.
It was unbelievable.
306
00:15:07,969 --> 00:15:09,904
You little whore.
307
00:15:10,071 --> 00:15:12,240
- Excuse me?
- You've been using your body
308
00:15:12,406 --> 00:15:14,742
and your whorish ways
to bend the arm of the law.
309
00:15:14,876 --> 00:15:18,846
Excuse me, I am not bending
the arm of the law with anything.
310
00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:22,083
I have followed all the rules
and there is nothing you can do about it.
311
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:24,385
You are using your crinkum-crankum
312
00:15:24,719 --> 00:15:27,288
to get the law on your side!
There's no alcohol...!
313
00:15:29,290 --> 00:15:31,826
Whoa, ladies, ladies, ladies!
314
00:15:36,797 --> 00:15:38,266
Stop it. Oh! Aah!
315
00:15:53,614 --> 00:15:54,815
What the hell?
316
00:15:54,949 --> 00:15:56,984
- Oh.
- Oh, God.
317
00:16:00,721 --> 00:16:02,089
What the...?
318
00:16:02,990 --> 00:16:04,025
Wanda?
319
00:16:06,694 --> 00:16:11,966
Oh, my... I feel worse
than I did when I came here.
320
00:16:14,035 --> 00:16:15,903
- What happened?
- I don't know.
321
00:16:16,370 --> 00:16:19,106
There's a little...
Little bit of a party.
322
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:22,143
Yeah. Um...
323
00:16:23,277 --> 00:16:27,381
This is awkward.
324
00:16:29,116 --> 00:16:30,651
Here we go.
325
00:16:33,321 --> 00:16:35,690
Okay. That's the healing.
That is the healing there.
326
00:16:35,823 --> 00:16:37,291
Livinia. Livinia.
327
00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:39,160
Are you okay?
328
00:16:41,629 --> 00:16:43,898
- Okay. She's all right. She's all right.
- It's all better now.
329
00:16:44,031 --> 00:16:45,333
What happened?
330
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:49,770
You were very upset
and you caught your toe on a nail
331
00:16:49,904 --> 00:16:53,007
and fell down...
332
00:16:53,140 --> 00:16:54,967
Sheriff, that one punched her
in the mouth.
333
00:16:55,109 --> 00:16:57,245
Yeah. She hit you.
334
00:17:00,281 --> 00:17:02,250
I remember now.
335
00:17:02,617 --> 00:17:03,818
You lost.
336
00:17:15,763 --> 00:17:17,131
You better watch out.
337
00:17:17,265 --> 00:17:19,267
Here. Let me help you up.
338
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,168
Let go of me.
339
00:17:23,404 --> 00:17:25,306
I'm gonna get you.
340
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,108
Honey Shaw.
341
00:17:27,275 --> 00:17:29,043
I'm gonna get you.
342
00:17:29,944 --> 00:17:31,646
That's going to be a dollar for the...
343
00:17:31,779 --> 00:17:33,881
- I got it.
- Okay.
344
00:17:34,015 --> 00:17:35,216
It's on my tab.
345
00:17:35,383 --> 00:17:37,318
Oh, this stuff is horrible.
346
00:17:37,652 --> 00:17:38,953
- This...
- Oh, God.
347
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:41,789
- You're gonna fall.
- This needs to stay here.
348
00:17:41,922 --> 00:17:44,325
This can never happen again.
349
00:17:44,692 --> 00:17:49,030
I... It's just as bad for
me as it is for you.
350
00:17:49,196 --> 00:17:50,898
It's a little less bad for you.
351
00:17:51,032 --> 00:17:53,267
- No, it's the same.
- It's a little bit, uh...
352
00:17:53,401 --> 00:17:55,136
- It's the same.
- All right.
353
00:17:55,303 --> 00:17:57,004
- That is the devil.
- Awful.
354
00:17:57,138 --> 00:17:58,172
- Awful.
- The devil.
355
00:17:58,306 --> 00:18:00,107
I don't know what I was thinking.
356
00:18:00,241 --> 00:18:02,310
I gotta find some whiskey.
357
00:18:02,677 --> 00:18:05,613
- I can't do that ever again.
- I can't even look at a bottle.
358
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:08,349
- Okay, so I'm gonna
- Well.
359
00:18:08,683 --> 00:18:11,185
Gracefully make an exit.
360
00:18:11,319 --> 00:18:14,121
I'm gonna just tidy up a little bit.
361
00:18:14,255 --> 00:18:16,891
Was there a body here before?
362
00:18:29,337 --> 00:18:31,105
Morning, Jesse.
363
00:18:38,913 --> 00:18:40,247
Honey Shaw.
364
00:18:42,183 --> 00:18:43,217
What?
365
00:18:43,351 --> 00:18:45,886
I'm gonna get you.
I told you I was gonna get you.
366
00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:48,222
Here I am, getting you.
367
00:18:48,389 --> 00:18:50,124
Oh, go home, you mess of a woman.
368
00:18:50,257 --> 00:18:54,061
You are, and whores like you.
369
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:48,688
I just wanna thank you for getting
my saloon back in business.
370
00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,792
Oh, Honey, I'm just
glad you're all right.
371
00:19:51,925 --> 00:19:54,728
I was just worried.
I mean, that crazy woman.
372
00:19:54,895 --> 00:19:56,730
Oh, you don't have to worry about me.
373
00:19:56,897 --> 00:19:58,665
What...? What...? What...?
374
00:19:58,832 --> 00:19:59,866
What is this?
375
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,469
All the bottles that it says
"Ephraim's" on them are gone
376
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,271
and now there's just Brown's.
377
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,773
That's right, Ephraim. They're all gone.
378
00:20:06,907 --> 00:20:09,443
- Your extract has been outlawed.
- Yep.
379
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:12,746
I took the liberty of having an analysis
380
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:16,516
of your extract
and you'll never guess what I found.
381
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,018
- Happiness?
- No.
382
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,786
Fifty percent alcohol?
383
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,622
- Yes.
- Twenty percent opium?
384
00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:25,992
- I got that from a Chinese man.
- Twenty percent cocoa leaf?
385
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,360
It's for sweetness.
386
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:29,629
And 10 percent of some sort
of animal by-product
387
00:20:29,763 --> 00:20:32,763
- that I don't even... I couldn't identify.
- Yeah, I don't like that.
388
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,602
- Jesus. Are you serious?
- Yes.
389
00:20:35,769 --> 00:20:37,465
I told you, it had a little love in it.
390
00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:39,606
Get the hell out of here.
391
00:20:39,773 --> 00:20:41,775
You know what?
I'm gonna tell my brother.
392
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,517
You guys just stirred up a whirlwind.
393
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:46,279
- "I'm gonna tell my brother."
- Your brother loves me.
394
00:20:47,481 --> 00:20:48,815
Honey, Honey, Honey.
395
00:20:48,949 --> 00:20:52,018
- What? What's wrong?
- Over my shoulder. What do you see?
396
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,920
- It's Livinia.
- I know.
397
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:55,856
She works here now.
398
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:57,958
Does she know that you work here?
399
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,927
I hired her. We had a long talk
400
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:05,432
and Livinia finally realized
that it's time she stops marrying men
401
00:21:05,599 --> 00:21:09,302
to take care of herself and she just
get a job and do it herself.
402
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:10,704
Okay, that's good advice.
403
00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:14,441
Yeah. You know, she showed me
a bunch of tricks with her gun
404
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:17,611
that, I don't know, kind of impressed me.
I thought she'd be good behind the bar.
405
00:21:17,911 --> 00:21:21,982
Hm. You know best.
She's crazy as a loon.
406
00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:24,651
- Well, aren't we all?
- Hi, Hoyle.
407
00:21:24,818 --> 00:21:27,254
Hey, Livinia. Hi.
408
00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:30,891
Ahem. You sure were out of your mind
there on the street.
409
00:21:31,258 --> 00:21:34,394
Well, you say out of your mind,
I say growing pains.
410
00:21:34,528 --> 00:21:35,762
Mm-hm, ha.
411
00:21:35,929 --> 00:21:38,899
- Can I make you a drink?
- Oh, yeah, absolutely.
412
00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:42,702
Okay, so lean back.
You might wanna take your hat off.
413
00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:44,671
- Okay.
- Okay.
414
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:45,839
All right.
415
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,841
So I'm gonna mix the drink
in your mouth.
416
00:21:48,008 --> 00:21:50,377
- What? Okay. Yeah.
- You ready for that?
417
00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:02,889
Whoo!
418
00:22:03,023 --> 00:22:05,792
Yeah! Shake it up.
419
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,299
Do me. Do me. Do me.
420
00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:14,901
- Do me. Do me.
- That was all right!
421
00:22:15,268 --> 00:22:17,571
I love alcohol!
422
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:18,738
Yeah!
423
00:22:18,788 --> 00:22:23,338
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