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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,583 --> 00:00:04,319 What are you all looking at, huh? 2 00:00:04,486 --> 00:00:06,254 - Come out for the show? - Excuse me. 3 00:00:06,388 --> 00:00:09,625 What do you want with the blue hat bonnet? 4 00:00:09,758 --> 00:00:11,660 - What the heck's going on here? - I hate all of you. 5 00:00:11,994 --> 00:00:13,528 That's Jeremiah Dunlop. 6 00:00:13,662 --> 00:00:16,398 He threatens to kill himself once every few weeks. 7 00:00:16,565 --> 00:00:19,401 - I'm coming, Lord. - Come on, Jeremiah. 8 00:00:19,568 --> 00:00:23,605 Fortunately I took a negotiating class at Harvard University so I can... 9 00:00:23,739 --> 00:00:26,074 Don't worry. I'll handle this, everybody. 10 00:00:26,241 --> 00:00:28,043 - Mr. Dunlop. - What do you want? 11 00:00:28,210 --> 00:00:30,345 I am the sheriff of Great Bend. 12 00:00:30,479 --> 00:00:33,115 - I understand that you... - Well, how do you do? 13 00:00:33,281 --> 00:00:35,684 How do you do? We would rather you not go up there. 14 00:00:36,018 --> 00:00:38,062 We're a little concerned about your health, sir. 15 00:00:39,254 --> 00:00:40,622 Oh, that was polite. 16 00:00:40,789 --> 00:00:43,525 Sir, while John Stuart Mill argued 17 00:00:43,692 --> 00:00:46,428 that in his book, his treatise on liberty, 18 00:00:46,561 --> 00:00:49,097 that you have the right to kill yourself, 19 00:00:49,231 --> 00:00:52,300 he felt strongly that you should not use that right. 20 00:00:52,467 --> 00:00:55,103 - Oh! - No, no, no! 21 00:00:55,237 --> 00:00:58,306 Mr. Dunlop, what could you possibly have to gain 22 00:00:58,473 --> 00:01:00,409 by jumping here and ending your life? 23 00:01:01,076 --> 00:01:02,511 A big Irish wake! 24 00:01:02,678 --> 00:01:05,113 - Yeah! - We're gonna have free food! 25 00:01:05,247 --> 00:01:06,682 - No. - Free booze! 26 00:01:07,015 --> 00:01:08,617 - Yeah! - Free whores! 27 00:01:08,750 --> 00:01:09,785 Yeah! 28 00:01:10,118 --> 00:01:13,155 - And I'm gonna pay for everything. - Yeah! 29 00:01:13,321 --> 00:01:15,457 - Here I come. - No, no, no. 30 00:01:15,624 --> 00:01:17,159 Jeremiah! 31 00:01:18,660 --> 00:01:19,728 Yes. 32 00:01:20,062 --> 00:01:21,163 Oh, God. 33 00:01:23,699 --> 00:01:29,137 I actually failed jumper negotiation class at Harvard but don't pass it around. 34 00:01:29,771 --> 00:01:31,373 I'm gonna puke. 35 00:01:31,506 --> 00:01:33,775 Yeah. Try to find his other leg. 36 00:01:34,109 --> 00:01:36,278 Looks like both eyeballs popped out of his skull. 37 00:01:36,411 --> 00:01:37,779 Oh, here's one right here. 38 00:01:49,524 --> 00:01:52,060 You made a good coffin for Jeremiah. 39 00:01:52,227 --> 00:01:54,329 I put my heart into it. 40 00:01:54,463 --> 00:01:59,234 He threatened to kill himself, but he always landed in that trough. 41 00:01:59,367 --> 00:02:01,570 - Always landed. - Terrific aim. 42 00:02:01,703 --> 00:02:05,006 Mm-hm. It was really something how after three years 43 00:02:05,140 --> 00:02:06,508 that trough being in the same place, 44 00:02:06,641 --> 00:02:08,477 it suddenly moved, huh, Vernon? 45 00:02:08,610 --> 00:02:11,780 It was a slow month, and it was what he wanted. 46 00:02:12,114 --> 00:02:13,415 Mm-hm. 47 00:02:17,052 --> 00:02:18,620 - You still thirsty, Wanda? - Yeah, fill her up. 48 00:02:18,754 --> 00:02:20,422 Okay. 49 00:02:22,124 --> 00:02:24,526 Get rid of him. He doesn't have any money. 50 00:02:30,632 --> 00:02:33,301 Mrs. Dunlop, I just want to express 51 00:02:33,435 --> 00:02:36,304 my deepest sympathy for your loss. 52 00:02:37,372 --> 00:02:40,375 Two husbands like this back-to-back, this must be 53 00:02:42,043 --> 00:02:43,645 really difficult. 54 00:02:43,779 --> 00:02:48,383 And, you know, we're all looking at ourselves and, you know, 55 00:02:48,517 --> 00:02:50,083 what we could have done differently. 56 00:02:50,085 --> 00:02:51,753 I blame myself. 57 00:02:52,521 --> 00:02:54,723 You should blame yourself. 58 00:02:55,056 --> 00:02:57,993 - What do you mean? - You're the reason why he fell off the roof. 59 00:02:58,126 --> 00:03:02,297 I am not. I'm gonna say something here that's very direct. 60 00:03:02,430 --> 00:03:04,566 He was a lost cause. 61 00:03:04,733 --> 00:03:08,336 I mean, that man wanted to die, and I don't know where 62 00:03:08,470 --> 00:03:12,541 that horrible, horrible self-loathing came from. 63 00:03:12,674 --> 00:03:15,443 I imagine, you know, from his marriage... 64 00:03:15,610 --> 00:03:17,345 His marriage was just fine. 65 00:03:17,479 --> 00:03:20,315 I know he was always very happy here at the saloon. 66 00:03:20,482 --> 00:03:23,084 I saw him here on countless occasions. 67 00:03:23,251 --> 00:03:26,588 Hey, you guys, get your drinks up. 68 00:03:26,721 --> 00:03:29,491 We're toasting Jeremiah. 69 00:03:29,658 --> 00:03:32,527 The only man that made me feel comfortable 70 00:03:32,661 --> 00:03:34,663 with my legs behind my head. 71 00:03:35,397 --> 00:03:36,698 Funny man. 72 00:03:37,599 --> 00:03:39,634 - Are you ready to have a real drink? - Hi. 73 00:03:40,001 --> 00:03:42,003 No, we are not ready to have a real drink! 74 00:03:42,137 --> 00:03:44,439 Well, meow, meow, meow. 75 00:03:44,573 --> 00:03:45,921 It's getting very feisty today. 76 00:03:46,041 --> 00:03:48,276 We're throwing you a really nice party here. 77 00:03:48,443 --> 00:03:50,412 I'm throwing a nice party here. 78 00:03:52,781 --> 00:03:55,550 - Who do you think's paying for that? - He wanted it that way. 79 00:03:55,717 --> 00:03:58,286 Get your drinks up for Jeremiah. 80 00:03:58,420 --> 00:04:01,389 One funny, funny guy. 81 00:04:01,523 --> 00:04:03,558 - Funny man. - Very funny. Jeremiah. 82 00:04:03,692 --> 00:04:05,660 Ha-ha-ha! Drink. 83 00:04:06,027 --> 00:04:07,529 I didn't come over here to argue. 84 00:04:07,696 --> 00:04:12,167 I actually wanted to congratulate you on the fact that you are now a free woman. 85 00:04:12,334 --> 00:04:16,137 I know you got a hunk of money when your first husband went 86 00:04:16,271 --> 00:04:18,924 and now that you got rid of the second one, now it's just you. 87 00:04:19,107 --> 00:04:23,111 Yeah, that second one spent half of that money here at your saloon. 88 00:04:23,245 --> 00:04:27,282 I understand that, but he did also have a really good time. 89 00:04:27,449 --> 00:04:30,652 - Jeremiah was a tall man. - Whoo! 90 00:04:30,785 --> 00:04:33,021 You see? Even your own deputy is drunk. 91 00:04:33,188 --> 00:04:35,390 Why, I am very disappointed. 92 00:04:35,557 --> 00:04:37,626 I think the drinking in this town needs to stop. 93 00:04:37,759 --> 00:04:40,562 I think it is the root of all evil. 94 00:04:40,729 --> 00:04:43,265 Livinia, what else do we have to look forward to, you know? 95 00:04:43,431 --> 00:04:48,470 We've got gangrene, rabies, scabies. Nothing is easy around here. 96 00:04:48,637 --> 00:04:51,606 I mean, what's next? You're gonna take away our guns 97 00:04:51,740 --> 00:04:53,441 so we can't defend ourselves? 98 00:04:53,608 --> 00:04:55,443 Are you gonna take away prostitution? 99 00:04:55,577 --> 00:04:57,512 Oh. That will never happen. 100 00:04:57,646 --> 00:04:59,381 That will never happen. 101 00:04:59,514 --> 00:05:01,283 You tangled with the wrong woman, Honey. 102 00:05:01,416 --> 00:05:02,590 This is between you and me. 103 00:05:02,684 --> 00:05:04,519 And this saloon is going down. 104 00:05:08,657 --> 00:05:10,525 - Could I get a Black Stripe? - Mm-hm. 105 00:05:10,659 --> 00:05:12,160 And some oral sex? 106 00:05:12,294 --> 00:05:14,763 - Me giving it to you, yeah. - Yep. 107 00:05:15,130 --> 00:05:16,431 Jeremiah. 108 00:05:16,564 --> 00:05:18,099 Jeremiah. 109 00:05:21,736 --> 00:05:25,006 We are the Women's Christian Temperance League, 110 00:05:25,173 --> 00:05:28,009 and we demand that this saloon be shut down. 111 00:05:28,176 --> 00:05:30,712 Nobody shuts down a saloon. 112 00:05:31,079 --> 00:05:33,081 Alcohol has to be rid from this town. 113 00:05:33,214 --> 00:05:36,117 - You need to be rid from this town. - Thank you. Listen. 114 00:05:36,251 --> 00:05:37,947 Don't try to take a drink away from me. 115 00:05:38,153 --> 00:05:40,021 Don't make her angry, please. 116 00:05:40,188 --> 00:05:42,257 - I'll break this over your pretty little nose. - She will. 117 00:05:42,390 --> 00:05:43,792 So you might wanna watch it. 118 00:05:44,125 --> 00:05:45,517 What's going on here, everybody? 119 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:48,063 I don't know. Livinia's talking trash about... 120 00:05:48,196 --> 00:05:49,731 - Meow, meow. - Yeah, bah-bah-bah. 121 00:05:50,065 --> 00:05:51,399 Well, sheriff, I'm so glad you're here. 122 00:05:51,533 --> 00:05:54,669 I have an official document here endorsed 123 00:05:55,003 --> 00:05:57,238 by the Women's Christian Temperance League 124 00:05:57,372 --> 00:05:59,341 and signed by our mayor 125 00:05:59,507 --> 00:06:03,178 that ordains alcohol, the sale and the possession, 126 00:06:03,311 --> 00:06:04,779 illegal in this town. 127 00:06:05,113 --> 00:06:07,418 Oh, an official ordinance. Wanda, would you like that? 128 00:06:07,549 --> 00:06:10,385 I would love that. Now we have something to wipe our asses with. 129 00:06:10,518 --> 00:06:13,054 - Wanda, thank you. - Finally. 130 00:06:13,188 --> 00:06:16,658 Honey, this looks legit. "It is hereby declared unlawful to possess 131 00:06:17,025 --> 00:06:20,328 or sell intoxicating liquors in the city of Great Bend." 132 00:06:20,495 --> 00:06:23,231 - I'm afraid that she better start running. - Whoa, whoa. 133 00:06:23,398 --> 00:06:26,067 I swear to God, I will take off your pretty blond head. 134 00:06:26,201 --> 00:06:29,137 - She'll do it. - She's not gonna do it, Wanda. 135 00:06:29,304 --> 00:06:32,207 - Are you on her side now? - No, I'm on everyone's side. 136 00:06:32,340 --> 00:06:34,476 You are literally on her side right now. 137 00:06:34,609 --> 00:06:37,312 - I'm just standing here. - Come stand on my side. 138 00:06:37,479 --> 00:06:39,514 - Okay, I'm over here. - Hoyle, you're supposed to... 139 00:06:39,647 --> 00:06:42,484 You said you saw the signature. You're on my side. 140 00:06:42,617 --> 00:06:43,785 I'm on both sides! 141 00:06:44,119 --> 00:06:46,388 You can't be on both sides. You have to pick one. 142 00:06:46,521 --> 00:06:48,523 I'm the law's side, Honey. 143 00:06:48,690 --> 00:06:52,193 But here's the good news. I mean, yes, liquor is going to be deemed unlawful, 144 00:06:52,327 --> 00:06:55,363 but you guys can continue fornicating for money. 145 00:06:55,530 --> 00:06:57,465 Oh, no, I know I can keep whoring. 146 00:06:57,599 --> 00:07:00,301 - But I'm not gonna be whoring with you. - Oh. 147 00:07:00,468 --> 00:07:03,338 - But I... - Get the hell off my property! 148 00:07:03,505 --> 00:07:06,274 This saloon is officially closed! 149 00:07:08,109 --> 00:07:10,745 - Wanda, no, no. - I'm gonna break you! 150 00:07:18,333 --> 00:07:21,636 I just wanna start by thanking Mr. Tidwell. 151 00:07:21,803 --> 00:07:24,773 Clay, thank you so much 152 00:07:24,906 --> 00:07:29,077 for the use of the school room. 153 00:07:29,210 --> 00:07:33,848 As long as you scrub it down when we're done. I'm serious. 154 00:07:33,982 --> 00:07:39,621 Anyhoo, the purpose of this meeting is for us to share feelings. 155 00:07:39,788 --> 00:07:41,790 - And booze, right? - No. 156 00:07:41,923 --> 00:07:43,324 - Yeah. - Yeah. 157 00:07:43,692 --> 00:07:48,096 No, this is not... This is a whiskey support group 158 00:07:48,229 --> 00:07:49,698 for not drinking whiskey. 159 00:07:49,998 --> 00:07:53,068 - No! - We understand if you wanna leave. 160 00:07:53,234 --> 00:07:55,970 I was under the impression this was a men's-only meeting. 161 00:07:56,137 --> 00:07:57,872 - No, no. - Leave. 162 00:07:58,039 --> 00:08:00,075 - Leave. - Uh... 163 00:08:00,208 --> 00:08:02,177 I'm more of a man than you are, lady. 164 00:08:02,310 --> 00:08:03,978 - But... - Uh... 165 00:08:06,948 --> 00:08:09,651 - I don't know. - She's referring to his homosexuality. 166 00:08:10,919 --> 00:08:13,267 - Now that's out. All right. - Okay. Well, we'll get... 167 00:08:13,321 --> 00:08:14,789 My apologies. I didn't realize... 168 00:08:14,923 --> 00:08:16,624 - Can't put it back in. - Okay. 169 00:08:16,758 --> 00:08:19,127 - Oh. Do we have to talk like that? - A lot of us knew. 170 00:08:19,260 --> 00:08:23,898 It must be extremely lonely and difficult to be the only homosexual man in the t... 171 00:08:25,767 --> 00:08:28,681 Mr. Shank, you can't do that every time I say the word "homosexual." 172 00:08:30,071 --> 00:08:32,985 - You... Are you serious? - It's... I'm sorry, I'm trying not to do it 173 00:08:33,041 --> 00:08:35,110 it's just a very involuntary reaction. 174 00:08:35,243 --> 00:08:37,312 How do you not feel it coming? Every time he points at me... 175 00:08:37,645 --> 00:08:40,248 Everything you say has a very sexual tone. 176 00:08:40,381 --> 00:08:42,751 Mr. Tidwell, would you please come up here 177 00:08:42,884 --> 00:08:45,987 and tell everybody about your problems with alcohol? 178 00:08:46,154 --> 00:08:48,328 - I'll get up and say something. - Okay. Thank you. 179 00:08:49,791 --> 00:08:53,094 Mr. Tidwell, everyone. Let's support. Let's support. 180 00:08:53,261 --> 00:08:54,929 I started drinking... 181 00:08:55,063 --> 00:08:58,967 I had a best friend when I was 7. His name was Sam. 182 00:08:59,667 --> 00:09:01,136 - I know where this is going. - Me too, yeah. 183 00:09:01,302 --> 00:09:03,838 Well, what can I say? 184 00:09:04,839 --> 00:09:07,242 I can't really do my job without whiskey. 185 00:09:07,609 --> 00:09:10,812 You know what I mean? How am I supposed to be loose enough? 186 00:09:10,979 --> 00:09:14,249 - I do some nasty ****, you guys. - Whoa... 187 00:09:14,616 --> 00:09:16,618 My mother died when I was 6. 188 00:09:16,785 --> 00:09:18,620 It had actually been 189 00:09:19,020 --> 00:09:20,855 a facial spider bite, 190 00:09:20,989 --> 00:09:25,093 which unfortunately had left her with a fairly menacing expression. 191 00:09:26,194 --> 00:09:28,329 You know, I wanna find 192 00:09:29,230 --> 00:09:32,333 someone who, uh... 193 00:09:33,301 --> 00:09:35,403 Who completes me, who... 194 00:09:38,873 --> 00:09:42,977 As we added alcohol into our friendship, 195 00:09:43,111 --> 00:09:44,679 our tongues became looser. 196 00:09:44,846 --> 00:09:47,382 - Yeah, they did. - Oh, God, Clay. 197 00:09:47,715 --> 00:09:51,319 Bust out the whiskey, little lady. 198 00:09:51,653 --> 00:09:53,321 - I'm getting mad! - Okay, okay. 199 00:09:53,688 --> 00:09:55,256 - Okay, thank you, Wanda. - Rotate. 200 00:09:55,390 --> 00:09:57,692 - Thank you, Wanda. - I feel like I'm about to... 201 00:09:57,859 --> 00:09:59,686 - I'm about to take you down! - Okay, okay. 202 00:09:59,727 --> 00:10:01,362 - No! - Everybody shut up! 203 00:10:01,729 --> 00:10:03,031 Shut up, all of you. 204 00:10:03,198 --> 00:10:05,099 This is what we're doing: 205 00:10:05,266 --> 00:10:08,336 Stop drinking. Share your feelings. 206 00:10:09,003 --> 00:10:11,673 Okay, Wanda, I swear to God. 207 00:10:17,178 --> 00:10:18,222 It is Ephraim's Extract. 208 00:10:18,346 --> 00:10:21,316 It rejuvenates, invigorates and expectorates. 209 00:10:21,683 --> 00:10:22,917 What are your symptoms? 210 00:10:23,051 --> 00:10:25,286 Well, I been lonely. 211 00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:29,123 Sure. This will take those feelings and turn them into joy. 212 00:10:29,290 --> 00:10:31,159 I'm angry. Everything makes me angry. 213 00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:33,761 This will make you happy that you're so angry. 214 00:10:33,928 --> 00:10:35,330 We'll take it. How much? 215 00:10:35,663 --> 00:10:37,031 - A dollar for the bottle. - One dollar. 216 00:10:37,198 --> 00:10:39,701 - If we could do it for half that... - I'll pay as much as you want. 217 00:10:39,834 --> 00:10:42,370 - I'm not dickering with you, Eli. - Same time. 218 00:10:44,138 --> 00:10:45,373 Let's go, buddy. 219 00:10:45,707 --> 00:10:47,909 - Oh, you look very sick. - You need some, sir. 220 00:10:48,042 --> 00:10:49,744 - You will be helped. - You really need this. 221 00:10:49,878 --> 00:10:51,813 Absolutely. It'll make you whole, sir. 222 00:10:51,980 --> 00:10:54,616 Excuse me. What that hell is going on here? 223 00:10:54,749 --> 00:10:56,851 What do you mean, what's going on? What are you doing here? 224 00:10:56,985 --> 00:10:59,320 This saloon is supposed to be closed, Honey. 225 00:10:59,687 --> 00:11:01,890 Well, this saloon was closed thanks to you, 226 00:11:02,023 --> 00:11:05,793 but now what you see in front of you is an apothecary. 227 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:09,964 No, I can't sell alcohol, but yes, I can sell medicine. 228 00:11:10,131 --> 00:11:11,833 And I am here with a doctor. 229 00:11:11,966 --> 00:11:13,445 - Hello, Ephraim younger. - I know. 230 00:11:13,701 --> 00:11:15,658 - My brother tried to kill you. - Yes, I know. 231 00:11:15,670 --> 00:11:17,939 - Sorry about that. - You enjoy your stay up at Leavenworth? 232 00:11:18,072 --> 00:11:21,276 Well, I took it as a time to improve upon myself. 233 00:11:21,609 --> 00:11:23,845 And I studied with a master shaman 234 00:11:24,012 --> 00:11:25,914 who was also incarcerated. 235 00:11:26,614 --> 00:11:27,849 So all you gentlemen here, 236 00:11:27,982 --> 00:11:29,765 you're suffering from some health problem? 237 00:11:29,851 --> 00:11:31,460 - That's why they're here? - Oh, yeah. 238 00:11:31,686 --> 00:11:34,255 These are very, very sick men. Look at them. 239 00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:36,391 That man there is afraid of certain colors. 240 00:11:37,025 --> 00:11:39,160 This will just put a stop to that. 241 00:11:39,794 --> 00:11:42,897 See that man? He's got curiosity. Uh-huh. 242 00:11:43,064 --> 00:11:45,630 - You gotta get rid of that. Gotta extract it. - Absolutely. 243 00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:47,402 That man's got the jitters. 244 00:11:47,769 --> 00:11:49,671 - What does it do for aches and pains? - My goodness. 245 00:11:49,837 --> 00:11:51,239 - A lot. - Hey, aches and pains, 246 00:11:51,372 --> 00:11:53,308 - where are you? - Goodbye. Where'd you go? 247 00:11:53,641 --> 00:11:55,944 I'll tell you, they're right here. They're in my shoulder and gut 248 00:11:56,077 --> 00:11:57,879 because of the bullets your brother put in me. 249 00:11:58,012 --> 00:12:00,648 - Let's just send them on their way. - Let him cure you. 250 00:12:00,782 --> 00:12:04,252 Look at this. A train is leaving. It is looking for a tunnel. 251 00:12:04,385 --> 00:12:06,187 It wants just to go right into a tunnel. 252 00:12:06,788 --> 00:12:10,625 - How many men have licked this spoon? - I would say 17 or so. 253 00:12:10,758 --> 00:12:14,329 - But each one gets cured. There we are. - All right. 254 00:12:15,730 --> 00:12:17,732 - Ooh. - Yep. 255 00:12:18,132 --> 00:12:21,102 It's cold and then it's hot and then it's cold. 256 00:12:21,269 --> 00:12:23,338 Ephraim's Extract. 257 00:12:24,739 --> 00:12:25,870 I don't... I don't even... 258 00:12:26,674 --> 00:12:29,844 It's almost like a health drink. 259 00:12:29,978 --> 00:12:33,815 - Oh. That's different. Ugh. - It's a little rough at first, but... 260 00:12:34,782 --> 00:12:36,250 Oh, yeah. 261 00:12:39,153 --> 00:12:42,256 - Sorry. - You wanna pace yourself a little bit. 262 00:12:42,390 --> 00:12:44,292 - No, you don't. - No, you don't. 263 00:12:44,659 --> 00:12:46,486 - Because they weren't... - They were hard. 264 00:12:47,261 --> 00:12:48,262 Ugh. 265 00:12:48,396 --> 00:12:50,098 - Gets easier, right? - Second one's smooth. 266 00:12:50,231 --> 00:12:52,367 One of my molars just fell out. I swallowed it. 267 00:12:52,734 --> 00:12:56,304 - Yep, that molar was holding you back. - Back. Mm-hm. 268 00:12:56,637 --> 00:12:57,705 Oh, good. 269 00:13:00,208 --> 00:13:03,911 I'm gonna do something to you that I don't do with a lot of men. 270 00:13:05,113 --> 00:13:07,048 But I wanna do it with you. 271 00:13:07,181 --> 00:13:10,852 - Well, what is it? I don't know... - You'll see. 272 00:13:17,358 --> 00:13:21,262 You get off my case about this, maybe I'll think about giving you a freebie. 273 00:13:22,163 --> 00:13:24,265 Hey, this is good medicine. 274 00:13:24,632 --> 00:13:27,035 - I'm glad you're here, doctor. - Good to be back. 275 00:13:27,168 --> 00:13:28,299 - Sir. - Thank you, doctor. 276 00:13:28,336 --> 00:13:32,907 I feel much better. I'm just gonna go upstairs and get myself, uh... 277 00:13:33,041 --> 00:13:35,143 I wanna wear the sundress. 278 00:13:35,309 --> 00:13:38,379 I think I love you. Will you marry me and make me 279 00:13:38,713 --> 00:13:40,782 - the happiest man in the world? - Yes. 280 00:13:41,215 --> 00:13:43,785 - Yes, I'm gonna marry you. - Then I'm going again. 281 00:13:43,951 --> 00:13:46,154 Oh, yeah! 282 00:13:54,328 --> 00:13:57,098 - Are your lips still numb? - Oh, my gosh. 283 00:13:57,231 --> 00:14:00,802 Whew. How many times can you do the alphabet, you know? 284 00:14:00,935 --> 00:14:04,939 - That was impressive. - Well, the third time I was doing Hebrew. 285 00:14:05,106 --> 00:14:08,309 - When I did Latin in the middle... - Oh, come on. 286 00:14:08,643 --> 00:14:11,212 Livinia, hi. 287 00:14:11,979 --> 00:14:15,750 What is going on in here? This place is supposed to be closed. 288 00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:18,719 Welcome to my grand opening of my apothecary. 289 00:14:18,853 --> 00:14:20,955 Can I get you a tablespoon of medicine? 290 00:14:21,756 --> 00:14:23,724 - Medicine? - Ephraim's Extract. 291 00:14:23,858 --> 00:14:26,627 - You are welcome. - There's alcohol in it? 292 00:14:26,794 --> 00:14:30,098 There might be a small amount of alcohol, because you just need that to cut 293 00:14:30,231 --> 00:14:32,967 the spices and the medicines. 294 00:14:33,101 --> 00:14:35,336 It's a way to mix it together. It's like a glue. 295 00:14:35,670 --> 00:14:38,039 It keeps the solution diluted. 296 00:14:38,172 --> 00:14:39,874 You are violating an ordinance. 297 00:14:40,007 --> 00:14:42,210 No, I am not violating any ordinance. 298 00:14:42,376 --> 00:14:45,213 - Yeah, I have to agree with her, Livinia. - Thank you. 299 00:14:45,379 --> 00:14:48,916 I don't know if you have any problems, but if you do at all, it just... 300 00:14:49,050 --> 00:14:51,385 It soothes and coats. 301 00:14:51,752 --> 00:14:53,855 Muscles that would just tighten for a few minutes 302 00:14:53,988 --> 00:14:57,024 now can stay tight for hours. 303 00:14:57,158 --> 00:15:00,795 - It's very invigorating. - Like 97 minutes. 304 00:15:00,928 --> 00:15:04,165 Like I was 13 again, you know what I mean? 305 00:15:04,298 --> 00:15:07,835 You could do chin-ups. It was unbelievable. 306 00:15:07,969 --> 00:15:09,904 You little whore. 307 00:15:10,071 --> 00:15:12,240 - Excuse me? - You've been using your body 308 00:15:12,406 --> 00:15:14,742 and your whorish ways to bend the arm of the law. 309 00:15:14,876 --> 00:15:18,846 Excuse me, I am not bending the arm of the law with anything. 310 00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:22,083 I have followed all the rules and there is nothing you can do about it. 311 00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:24,385 You are using your crinkum-crankum 312 00:15:24,719 --> 00:15:27,288 to get the law on your side! There's no alcohol...! 313 00:15:29,290 --> 00:15:31,826 Whoa, ladies, ladies, ladies! 314 00:15:36,797 --> 00:15:38,266 Stop it. Oh! Aah! 315 00:15:53,614 --> 00:15:54,815 What the hell? 316 00:15:54,949 --> 00:15:56,984 - Oh. - Oh, God. 317 00:16:00,721 --> 00:16:02,089 What the...? 318 00:16:02,990 --> 00:16:04,025 Wanda? 319 00:16:06,694 --> 00:16:11,966 Oh, my... I feel worse than I did when I came here. 320 00:16:14,035 --> 00:16:15,903 - What happened? - I don't know. 321 00:16:16,370 --> 00:16:19,106 There's a little... Little bit of a party. 322 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:22,143 Yeah. Um... 323 00:16:23,277 --> 00:16:27,381 This is awkward. 324 00:16:29,116 --> 00:16:30,651 Here we go. 325 00:16:33,321 --> 00:16:35,690 Okay. That's the healing. That is the healing there. 326 00:16:35,823 --> 00:16:37,291 Livinia. Livinia. 327 00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:39,160 Are you okay? 328 00:16:41,629 --> 00:16:43,898 - Okay. She's all right. She's all right. - It's all better now. 329 00:16:44,031 --> 00:16:45,333 What happened? 330 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:49,770 You were very upset and you caught your toe on a nail 331 00:16:49,904 --> 00:16:53,007 and fell down... 332 00:16:53,140 --> 00:16:54,967 Sheriff, that one punched her in the mouth. 333 00:16:55,109 --> 00:16:57,245 Yeah. She hit you. 334 00:17:00,281 --> 00:17:02,250 I remember now. 335 00:17:02,617 --> 00:17:03,818 You lost. 336 00:17:15,763 --> 00:17:17,131 You better watch out. 337 00:17:17,265 --> 00:17:19,267 Here. Let me help you up. 338 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,168 Let go of me. 339 00:17:23,404 --> 00:17:25,306 I'm gonna get you. 340 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,108 Honey Shaw. 341 00:17:27,275 --> 00:17:29,043 I'm gonna get you. 342 00:17:29,944 --> 00:17:31,646 That's going to be a dollar for the... 343 00:17:31,779 --> 00:17:33,881 - I got it. - Okay. 344 00:17:34,015 --> 00:17:35,216 It's on my tab. 345 00:17:35,383 --> 00:17:37,318 Oh, this stuff is horrible. 346 00:17:37,652 --> 00:17:38,953 - This... - Oh, God. 347 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:41,789 - You're gonna fall. - This needs to stay here. 348 00:17:41,922 --> 00:17:44,325 This can never happen again. 349 00:17:44,692 --> 00:17:49,030 I... It's just as bad for me as it is for you. 350 00:17:49,196 --> 00:17:50,898 It's a little less bad for you. 351 00:17:51,032 --> 00:17:53,267 - No, it's the same. - It's a little bit, uh... 352 00:17:53,401 --> 00:17:55,136 - It's the same. - All right. 353 00:17:55,303 --> 00:17:57,004 - That is the devil. - Awful. 354 00:17:57,138 --> 00:17:58,172 - Awful. - The devil. 355 00:17:58,306 --> 00:18:00,107 I don't know what I was thinking. 356 00:18:00,241 --> 00:18:02,310 I gotta find some whiskey. 357 00:18:02,677 --> 00:18:05,613 - I can't do that ever again. - I can't even look at a bottle. 358 00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:08,349 - Okay, so I'm gonna - Well. 359 00:18:08,683 --> 00:18:11,185 Gracefully make an exit. 360 00:18:11,319 --> 00:18:14,121 I'm gonna just tidy up a little bit. 361 00:18:14,255 --> 00:18:16,891 Was there a body here before? 362 00:18:29,337 --> 00:18:31,105 Morning, Jesse. 363 00:18:38,913 --> 00:18:40,247 Honey Shaw. 364 00:18:42,183 --> 00:18:43,217 What? 365 00:18:43,351 --> 00:18:45,886 I'm gonna get you. I told you I was gonna get you. 366 00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:48,222 Here I am, getting you. 367 00:18:48,389 --> 00:18:50,124 Oh, go home, you mess of a woman. 368 00:18:50,257 --> 00:18:54,061 You are, and whores like you. 369 00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:48,688 I just wanna thank you for getting my saloon back in business. 370 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,792 Oh, Honey, I'm just glad you're all right. 371 00:19:51,925 --> 00:19:54,728 I was just worried. I mean, that crazy woman. 372 00:19:54,895 --> 00:19:56,730 Oh, you don't have to worry about me. 373 00:19:56,897 --> 00:19:58,665 What...? What...? What...? 374 00:19:58,832 --> 00:19:59,866 What is this? 375 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,469 All the bottles that it says "Ephraim's" on them are gone 376 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,271 and now there's just Brown's. 377 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,773 That's right, Ephraim. They're all gone. 378 00:20:06,907 --> 00:20:09,443 - Your extract has been outlawed. - Yep. 379 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:12,746 I took the liberty of having an analysis 380 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:16,516 of your extract and you'll never guess what I found. 381 00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,018 - Happiness? - No. 382 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,786 Fifty percent alcohol? 383 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,622 - Yes. - Twenty percent opium? 384 00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:25,992 - I got that from a Chinese man. - Twenty percent cocoa leaf? 385 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,360 It's for sweetness. 386 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:29,629 And 10 percent of some sort of animal by-product 387 00:20:29,763 --> 00:20:32,763 - that I don't even... I couldn't identify. - Yeah, I don't like that. 388 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,602 - Jesus. Are you serious? - Yes. 389 00:20:35,769 --> 00:20:37,465 I told you, it had a little love in it. 390 00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:39,606 Get the hell out of here. 391 00:20:39,773 --> 00:20:41,775 You know what? I'm gonna tell my brother. 392 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,517 You guys just stirred up a whirlwind. 393 00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:46,279 - "I'm gonna tell my brother." - Your brother loves me. 394 00:20:47,481 --> 00:20:48,815 Honey, Honey, Honey. 395 00:20:48,949 --> 00:20:52,018 - What? What's wrong? - Over my shoulder. What do you see? 396 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,920 - It's Livinia. - I know. 397 00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:55,856 She works here now. 398 00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:57,958 Does she know that you work here? 399 00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,927 I hired her. We had a long talk 400 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:05,432 and Livinia finally realized that it's time she stops marrying men 401 00:21:05,599 --> 00:21:09,302 to take care of herself and she just get a job and do it herself. 402 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:10,704 Okay, that's good advice. 403 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:14,441 Yeah. You know, she showed me a bunch of tricks with her gun 404 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:17,611 that, I don't know, kind of impressed me. I thought she'd be good behind the bar. 405 00:21:17,911 --> 00:21:21,982 Hm. You know best. She's crazy as a loon. 406 00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:24,651 - Well, aren't we all? - Hi, Hoyle. 407 00:21:24,818 --> 00:21:27,254 Hey, Livinia. Hi. 408 00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:30,891 Ahem. You sure were out of your mind there on the street. 409 00:21:31,258 --> 00:21:34,394 Well, you say out of your mind, I say growing pains. 410 00:21:34,528 --> 00:21:35,762 Mm-hm, ha. 411 00:21:35,929 --> 00:21:38,899 - Can I make you a drink? - Oh, yeah, absolutely. 412 00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:42,702 Okay, so lean back. You might wanna take your hat off. 413 00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:44,671 - Okay. - Okay. 414 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:45,839 All right. 415 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,841 So I'm gonna mix the drink in your mouth. 416 00:21:48,008 --> 00:21:50,377 - What? Okay. Yeah. - You ready for that? 417 00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:02,889 Whoo! 418 00:22:03,023 --> 00:22:05,792 Yeah! Shake it up. 419 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,299 Do me. Do me. Do me. 420 00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:14,901 - Do me. Do me. - That was all right! 421 00:22:15,268 --> 00:22:17,571 I love alcohol! 422 00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:18,738 Yeah! 423 00:22:18,788 --> 00:22:23,338 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32980

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