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Look at this, Balki.
They're all in the wrong jackets.
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Wayne Newton is in
Juice Newton's jacket.
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There's no telling where
Olivia Newton-John is.
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Elton John.
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Cousin.
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Something wonderful happened
to me on the way home.
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Don't tell me. You found
work as a human cannonball.
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No, you big kidder.
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I stopped by the newsstand to pick up
the latest edition of Spider-Man comics...
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...and a nice man
offered me a delivery job.
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A job? You already have a job.
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Yes, so now we're a
three-income family.
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Right.
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So, cousin, with my first
day's pay, I buy you this.
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Oh. Well, Balki, I
don't know what to say.
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Oh. Well, oh, this is...
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This is...
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What is this?
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It's a potato clock.
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A potato clock?
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Yes, you stick these into a potato
and it runs off potato power.
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Well, Balki, thank you,
but, really, you shouldn't have.
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Oh, go on with you.
- No, no. I mean it.
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Don't you worry your
curly little head about that.
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I'm loaded. Vince give me $50.
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Fifty dollars? Who is Vince?
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Vince is the man who sits in the limousine
parked outside the newsstand all the time.
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He give me the money,
and he says to me...
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...that there's plenty more
where that come from.
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And then he does
this with his eye:
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He likes Balki.
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I'll bet he does.
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You took a job from a man
whose office is a car?
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Yes, and he's doing pretty good.
He have two secretaries in the back seat.
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What exactly do
you do for this Vince?
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Well, I take a package from him
and I deliver it to his uncle downtown.
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But it's not so
simple as it sounds.
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Vince says that someone might follow me,
so I must never walk the same way twice.
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So today, I walked like this...
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...and tomorrow,
I'm gonna walk like this.
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Interesting.
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Ahem. Balki. Ahem.
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Vince is a crook. You are obviously
involved in something illegal.
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Cousin, delivering
a package is illegal?
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Well, it could be,
depending on what's in it.
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What's in it?
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I don't know.
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Well, then, how do
you know it's illegal?
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Because the package belongs to a man
who works out of a car...
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...with secretaries in the back seat.
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So?
- They are not secretaries.
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What is your point?
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The point is you never look
before you leap...
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...which is why you get into these messes
and I have to bail you out.
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When is your next delivery?
- I'm not telling.
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When is your next delivery?
- Tomorrow at lunch.
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Well, I'm going with you.
- Well, okay.
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Cousin, I told you I
don't have time to stop here.
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I have to make a delivery.
- Plenty of time for that.
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Cousin, no. Vince told me not to stop.
I have to deliver this package.
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We have to find out what's inside.
You could be smuggling drugs.
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No, cousin, we can't open it.
Vince told me not to.
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That's exactly why we have to open it.
- No.
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Balki.
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Give me that package.
- No.
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Now, we're going to open it.
Balki, give me that package.
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N- O, no.
- Give me that package.
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Can't you spell?
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Just try to...
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I'm going to lunch.
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Oh! Uhn!
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Look at all the money.
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Poor Vince must have given me
the wrong package.
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Yes, I know how that can be.
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I'm constantly misplacing
thousands of dollars.
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Balki, Vince is
running numbers.
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Well, of course he
is. Don't be ridiculous.
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And you thought he was
doing something illegal.
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It's illegal gambling. It's a crime.
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They send people to prison
for that, and you're involved.
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But, cousin, if I'm a criminal,
they won't let me become a citizen.
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What I'm going to do?
- All right, don't panic.
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The first thing to do is to tape up
this package. Get some tape.
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You're gonna have to take this back
to Vince and give him back his $50.
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All right, first, we're gonna have
to take care of these customers.
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May we help you?
- I think so. Police.
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We've been following you for a
half hour. You two are under arrest.
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What?
- Spread them.
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Oh. Stop it, stop it.
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Are we in trouble?
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Yes. Yes, we're in trouble.
- You have the right to remain silent.
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If you give up that right,
anything you say...
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...can be used against you
in a court of law.
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Thank you for picking us up
at the police station.
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We were so worried about you.
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Well, it was pretty grim.
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I mean, they grilled us
for hours under those lights.
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Cousin, they grilled me. You fainted.
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Well, it was hot
under those lights.
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I'm glad they believed you were innocent.
What did they do about Vince?
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Well, thanks to yours truly,
Vince was arrested.
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The police practically begged us
to testify at his arraignment tomorrow.
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We are part of
The State v. Vince? Lucas.
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The police say that he's involved
in all kinds of illegal things.
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Gambling is just the
tip of the ice cube.
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You know, I think he's the same jerk
that was bothering Mary Ann and me.
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Why do people let him
get away with such things?
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I guess they're afraid. Most people
just don't have the guts to get involved.
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But we do. It's a dirty job,
but somebody's got to do it.
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I just love it when
you talk like that.
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Yeah, well.
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A man's gotta do
what a man's got to do.
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We'd better let you get some rest.
You have a big day in court tomorrow.
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I'm not tired. Heh.
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We'll see you down
at the courthouse tomorrow.
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Good night, Balki.
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You struck out, huh?
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We're gonna be doing a good thing for
the community by putting Vince away.
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I'll get it.
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Jennifer probably wants to tell me
how proud she is of me in private. Hm?
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Oh, my God. It's Vince.
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Well, he probably just wants
to apologize for getting us in trouble.
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Open the door!
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Uh... This is
not a good time.
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The place is a mess.
If you had called first...
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Vince. Hi. Come on in.
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Our door's always open.
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Especially now.
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00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:08,789
Oh. Balki, look, it's Vince. Oh.
Hey, heard you got busted.
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Us too.
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You'll get a smart lawyer, he'll get you off.
You won't do a dime's worth of time.
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You'll walk.
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Can I talk now?
- Sure.
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I once had a guy named Lenny
who delivered packages for me.
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He decided to sing.
Now Lenny's with the angels.
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Lenny's a singing baseball player?
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Let me try again.
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Testify tomorrow, and you'll be holding
your breath forever, you got it?
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Got it.
- I don't got it.
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If you hold your
breath forever, you...
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Got it.
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00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:18,193
So these are the
Halls of Justice.
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00:12:19,971 --> 00:12:23,099
Where are the
Halls of Montezuma?
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They're in another building.
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Excuse me.
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Boy, am I glad you guys showed up.
My case is falling apart.
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Seven of the witnesses
suddenly got amnesia.
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You've still got
the eighth, don't you?
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The eighth? Can't find him at all.
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What do you mean "can't find"?
- He just disappeared. Go figure.
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Balki, there are no
other witnesses, just us.
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Cousin, there's
nothing to worry about.
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Nothing to worry about?
One of the witnesses disappeared.
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We have the whole
legal system behind us.
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Hi, Balki, Larry. This is so exciting.
- Yes, isn't it?
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Well, break a leg.
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Balki, we can't testify.
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What? Whatever happened to
"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do"?
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No. No, see, you
don't understand.
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If we testify against this man,
he's going to kill us.
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Cousin, we have to go over there
and say what we know.
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It's the right thing to do.
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Yes, I know it's the right
thing to do, but we can't do it.
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I mean, it's not like we're taking
a big bite out of crime.
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I mean, if we testify, maybe we'll
put away one small-time criminal...
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...but someone else will just take
his place. It's not worth dying for.
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Psst.
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Psssst.
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Psst.
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Uh... Mr. O'Day,
we've been thinking...
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...and we're not sure
that we can identify the man.
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I mean, it was awfully dark.
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It was noon.
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Right. Right.
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I don't know how
to say this, but...
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You've been thinking and
you've decided not to testify.
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Well, only in
the legal sense.
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There goes my case.
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All rise.
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This hearing is now in sessi�n,
the Honorable Francis T. Ceretto presiding.
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Ohhh. I was hoping for Judge Wapner.
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Your Honor, I'm sorry to say
that the state has suffered a minor setback.
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We have no witnesses.
- I'd call that a setback.
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Well, if there are no witnesses,
there's no case, so I'm going to have...
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Please, please.
I am a witness.
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No, no. He misunderstood.
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He's not a "witness" witness,
he's a Jehovah's Witness.
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You can't do this.
- Cousin, I have to do this.
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Vince used me. My
honor is at stake.
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My honor.
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You don't mess around
with a Mypion's honor.
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Your Honor, the state would
like to call Balki Bartokomous.
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A one, a two, a
one, two, three.
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Ah.
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Mr. Bartokomous, you're
supposed to sit up there.
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Really?
- Yes.
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Right next to the judge?
- Yes.
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Wow.
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Hi.
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Nice robes.
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Please, sit down.
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Raise your right hand.
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Do you swear to tell the truth,
the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
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Well, of course I
do. Don't be ridiculous.
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And then, after Vince kicked down our door
and threatened us, I went to sleep...
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...because I said to myself, I said,
"Balki, you should go to sleep...
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...because tomorrow, you're going
to have to go to court and testify...
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...and you don't want to have those big
black circles under your eyes, like..."
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Like when Cousin
Larry makes breakfast.
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Cousin, you know when you leave
the eggs in the pan too long...
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...and they get all black
around the edges...
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Your Honor.
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Sustained, sustained. Mr. Dunne.
- Thank you, Your Honor.
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Hmm.
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Mr. Bartokomous...
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...I think it's rather obvious
that you're an immigrant...
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...so let's stop
beating around the bush.
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Why did you come to America?
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Oh. Because when I am a little, small boy,
I dream to come to America.
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The land of the free,
the home of the braves.
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And my dream was to travel
all over this land...
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...from California
to the New York Island.
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From the redwoods forest...
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...to the Gulf
Stream water...
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...this land was made for you...
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...and me.
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And if I had a hammer...
- I see.
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Yes.
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America, a land of beauty,
a land of freedom...
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...a land of opportunity?
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Yes, it's a wonderful country.
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So you came to
get rich, didn't you?
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No.
- Just answer the question.
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I did.
- Aha.
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So you admit you
came here to get rich.
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N- no.
- Which is it, yes or no?
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I object!
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That's badgering an immigrant.
239
00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:56,565
You can't object.
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00:18:56,734 --> 00:19:01,967
Who is this person?
- That's Cousin Larry.
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Cousin Larry, sit down.
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00:19:08,646 --> 00:19:12,047
I submit to the court
that this Balki Bartokomous...
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00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:14,913
Is that a Russian name?
244
00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:19,356
No, it's Myposian.
- I'll bet.
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00:19:20,658 --> 00:19:24,526
I submit that Mr. Bartokomous came
to this country with good intentions...
246
00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:28,063
...but when he discovered that Americans,
in fact, work for a living...
247
00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:30,428
...he decided to
take an easier route.
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00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:33,696
And that's when he attempted
to recruit my client...
249
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...to join him in his
heinous plan, illegal gambling.
250
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Objection!
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Balki is being abused
by this ambulance chaser.
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Your Honor.
253
00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:49,981
Young man, you are in contempt.
- Well, I don't care.
254
00:19:50,155 --> 00:19:53,454
Well, now, if you keep this up,
I'll have to put you in jail.
255
00:19:55,593 --> 00:19:56,958
Okay.
256
00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:02,895
Your Honor, the defense moves
that the charges in this case be dismissed.
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00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:09,770
Mr. O'Day, unless there are
any other witnesses...
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00:20:09,941 --> 00:20:12,842
...to substantiate
Mr. Bartokomous' testimony...
259
00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:16,037
...I am afraid I am going to have
to dismiss the charges.
260
00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:17,613
How can you do that?
261
00:20:17,782 --> 00:20:21,741
He's a bad man and you
have to take him away...
262
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...because the good people
have to be safe.
263
00:20:24,622 --> 00:20:26,556
How can this happen in America?
264
00:20:26,724 --> 00:20:28,589
It happens.
265
00:20:36,734 --> 00:20:40,864
Well, I have no choice
but to release the defendant.
266
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:45,499
Now, wait a minute. That's it?
You're gonna just let him go?
267
00:20:48,479 --> 00:20:52,245
Your Honor, guys like Vince
are allowed to walk the streets...
268
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:56,615
...because people like me
are afraid to testify against him.
269
00:20:56,788 --> 00:20:59,484
While this man, who's
not even an American yet...
270
00:20:59,657 --> 00:21:02,683
...is up there risking his life
to do what's right.
271
00:21:02,860 --> 00:21:06,296
Well, I'm ashamed of myself.
272
00:21:06,464 --> 00:21:09,524
Cousin Larry...
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00:21:12,904 --> 00:21:16,101
...is this rambling
taking us anyplace?
274
00:21:16,274 --> 00:21:21,473
Yes, it is. I can back
up everything this man said.
275
00:21:21,646 --> 00:21:22,908
I wanna testify.
276
00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:30,049
You're making a big mistake.
- My life is full of big mistakes.
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00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:39,123
You can threaten us all you want,
but we're still gonna testify.
278
00:21:39,297 --> 00:21:43,393
And if there's any justice in
this worid, we're gonna put you away.
279
00:21:43,568 --> 00:21:46,935
We're gonna send you up
the river without a poodle.
280
00:22:10,361 --> 00:22:13,125
We're gonna have to get that fixed.
- Right.
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00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:26,170
Balki, I don't believe it.
282
00:22:31,883 --> 00:22:35,478
I saw a side of myself today
that I never saw before.
283
00:22:35,653 --> 00:22:39,020
Cousin, I saw
that side too.
284
00:22:40,558 --> 00:22:42,526
It wasn't pretty.
285
00:22:44,295 --> 00:22:48,254
Do you mind? I'm trying to resurrect
a modicum of dignity here.
286
00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:53,132
Oh, cousin, you've got modicums
you don't even know about.
287
00:22:53,304 --> 00:22:56,398
It just took a while
to get past all that fear.
288
00:22:56,574 --> 00:23:00,704
Yeah, well, I'm sorry
I almost let you down.
289
00:23:00,878 --> 00:23:06,373
Cousin, you don't have to apologize to me.
When it really counted, you came through.
290
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:10,214
And I should thank you. Thank you.
291
00:23:11,856 --> 00:23:14,188
Well, the important thing is
because of you...
292
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:18,193
...Vince is out of business
for a long, long time.
293
00:23:19,030 --> 00:23:21,897
I hope his secretaries get work.
294
00:23:23,368 --> 00:23:28,328
You know, buddy, I fell
apart a little in court today...
295
00:23:28,506 --> 00:23:33,000
...but deep down inside,
I knew things would work out.
296
00:23:33,177 --> 00:23:34,644
When guys threaten you like that...
297
00:23:34,812 --> 00:23:36,803
...you gotta show them who's boss.
298
00:23:36,981 --> 00:23:37,970
You gotta show them...
299
00:23:38,149 --> 00:23:41,585
...they can't make you
run and hide. Huh? Huh?
300
00:23:43,321 --> 00:23:44,879
Ha-ha.
301
00:23:46,557 --> 00:23:48,024
Hello?
302
00:23:48,826 --> 00:23:50,225
Just... Just a minute.
303
00:23:50,395 --> 00:23:55,128
Cousin, it's someone who wants to confirm
two plane reservations to Buenos Aires.
304
00:23:58,936 --> 00:24:00,733
I'll take that.
305
00:24:02,306 --> 00:24:04,501
This is Jose Basquez.
306
00:24:08,012 --> 00:24:11,607
No, no, I won't be
needing those tickets.
307
00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:13,842
Vaya con Dios to you too.
308
00:24:19,123 --> 00:24:21,114
You gotta show
them on which side...
309
00:24:21,292 --> 00:24:22,691
...of the fence
you're gonna stand.
310
00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:26,889
You gotta show them
they can't push you around.
311
00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:29,794
You gotta take a stand.
312
00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:33,263
You're not buying this are you?
- No way, Jose.
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00:24:33,313 --> 00:24:37,863
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