All language subtitles for Perfect Strangers s02e08 Cradle.eng

Hello, little Frankie.

This little baby
speaks Myposian.

I just told him to drink
his bottle, cry a little...

...and let the milk dribble down
his chin, and he did it.

Sure you don't mind keeping
the baby for the weekend?

Gina, no problem.
- Do you think it will be okay with Larry?

Well, of course I
do. Don't be ridiculous.

Do we have to tell him?
- Balki.

Okay, it's no
problem. I'll handle him.

Gina.
- Hi.

Look who she's got with her.
It's little Frankie.

Oh, hi, Frankie.
How's it going, pal?

I bet you and Steve can't
get enough of this little guy.

It's wonderful.

Gina, what's the problem?

Well, look, you know
Steve's a truck driver.

He's gone a week,
sometimes two weeks at a time.

When we're apart, he misses me.

Well, of course he
misses you. That's natural.

No, I mean, he
really misses me.

Well, yes.

You know what I think?

I think that all Gina and Steve need
is some time alone away from the baby.

Well, Balki, you're right.
I think that's a wonderful idea.

I'm glad you said that.

Well, actually,
you said it first.

Yes, but you said it was a
wonderful idea. I heard you.

Balki, why do I get the feeling there's more
going on here than I'm aware of?

Can't pull the
wool over your nose.

Cousin, I just thought it would be nice
if sometime we take the baby with us...

...so that Gina and Steve
could have some time alone.

Well, that's no problem.

It's not?
- Of course not.

Gina, I tell you what,
sometime next summer...

...why don't you and Steve
just plan a really romantic evening...

What the heck,
make it a weekend.

And Balki and I will take care
of little Frankie.

Oh, what the heck, how
about we take him right now?

Now? Well, I'm sure Gina
needs time to make plans.

Oh, they're made. I'm going with Steve
on a weekend run to Philadelphia.

Philadelphia. The birth
place of the Constitution.

I'm aware of that. I just...

Don't worry about a thing.
Everything you need is here in this bag.

Well, l...
- I left complete instructions with Balki.

Now, if you need to reach me,
you can get me on Steve's CB.

His handle is the
Italian Stallion.

You be a good boy, Frankie.
Mama loves you.

Thanks for everything.
This means a lot to me.

Wait, wait, wait.

Maybe we should...

Bye, bye. Have
a wonderful time.

You tricked me.

Now, cousin, little
Frankie's watching.

You don't want to have
a nervous break dance.

Balki, this is a decisi�n
we both should have made.

I don't know how you did it.

And I don't wanna know.

Okay, I've got to go
pick up the laundry now.

Cousin, will you be here?

Watching the baby is not my job.
I have a life, you know.

Well, I'll be right back.

Okay, okay, don't
worry, little Frankie.

Your bottle will be
ready in just a minute.

It's not going to work.

Balki's the one who made
a promise to your mother...

...and he's the one
who's going to have to keep it.

I know what you're trying to do.

You think if you do
something adorable, I'll melt.

Well, you can forget it.

Now, come on,
cut that out.

Did that come from
you, you little...?

How is little Frankie?

Oh, fine, I suppose. I really
haven't been paying attention.

What's that, your third load?

Fourth. And this
is not a fun job.

In Mypos, we don't have
washing machines...

...and ready-made formula...

...but at least we have diapers that
don't fall apart when you wash them.

Balki, those are
disposable diapers.

Well, of course they are.
Don't be ridiculous.

What your point?

Balki, after the baby goes boom-boom,
you're supposed to throw them away.

Then what?
- Then you use a new one.

This is all very complicated
and very tiring.

Well, I hope you're
learning a lesson in all this.

Are you going to talk down to me now?
- Yes.

Yes, I am.

It just so happens that I have a lot
more experience with babies than you.

Well, of course you do.
Your mama had nine of them.

Yes. Yes, she did, and I always
had to help her with the others.

She'd say, "Larry, run to the store
and get some more milk.

Larry, babysit your brother.
Larry, let Elaine tie you up."

Boy, that Elaine was a pistol.

Never mind Elaine.

The point is, I know there's more
to taking care of a baby...

...than just holding it
and letting it coo at you.

And you should
have known it too.

You take responsibility too lightly.

Maybe.

You do, you do. Say it.

I take responsibility too lightly.

That's right.

Now, will you help me?

Well, someone's got to.

Oh, thank you,
thank you, thank you.

Well, I think it's getting close
to the little fella's feeding time.

Now, Balki, when you burp
little Frankie later...

...you'll want to put a towel
on your shoulder...

...so he doesn't
dittle on your shirt.

Cousin, you're a genius. Why you
didn't tell me that five shirts ago?

Is that his bottle?

Well, it's not mine.

All right, now, Balki,
listen very carefully.

It's very important that the
temperature of the milk is right.

Yes, I know that, but...
- You don't want it to be too hot or too cold.

So, what you want to do
after you warm the bottle...

...is to just throw
a few drops on your...

Yes, I know that...
- Balki, please.

Balki, do you
want my help or not?

Yes, I do, but...
- Balki, just...

Just give me that.
- Balki, Balki, watch and learn.

You just wanna sprinkle a few drops
on the inside of your wrist.

Warm enough?

Perfect.

Balki. Balki, wake up.

It's 3 in the
morning. It's your turn.

Already?

I don't understand.
He can't be hungry.

He's not wet.
Why you won't sleep?

Maybe he's a night person.

How do parents
live through this?

I'll tell you how.

They get a couple of jerks
to take their baby off their hands.

Let me amend that.

They get one jerk to trick a bigger jerk
into taking their baby off their hands.

You think this
is all my fault?

Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

You should have known we couldn't
handle this kind of responsibility.

What happened to Mr.
L- Come-From-A-Big-Family?

Oh, okay, okay.

How about this?

My little brother Davey used to
like it when I made faces at him.

Well, it's worth a try.

Any other bright
ideas, Mr. Spock?

Balki, we've overlooked
the simplest solution of all.

Well, of course we have,
don't be ridiculous.

What is it?

Use your head. Since
the beginning of time...

...what have mothers done
to calm cranky babies?

Well, I can think of one thing,
but we're not equipped for that.

I'm talking about singing
the baby to sleep.

Cousin, you are a genius.
What should we sing?

What else?

Rock-a-bye
baby, on the tree top

When the wind blows
The cradle will rock

When the bough breaks
The cradle will fall

And down will come
baby, cradle and all...

Stop it!

You give him nightmares.

Who made up such
a terrible song?

That's not such a terrible song.
My mother sang it to me all the time.

Well, that explains a lot.

I suppose you
have a better song.

Well, of course I do.
- Oh, is that right?

That's right.
- Oh, really?

Frankie should hear
a song about a happy family.

Oh, I see.
- Happy children who don't fall out of trees.

Well, please, be my guest.

You know, the park's a totally different
place when you have a child with you.

And taking Frankie
along was fun too.

Too bad we didn't know last night
that he likes to sleep in the park.

Did you notice how perky he was
when he woke up from his nap?

Most babies take a little
while to adjust, but not our Frankie.

And he smiled at everyone
who looked into his carriage.

I think the other parents
were a little jealous, don't you?

Well, of course they were.
We had the best baby.

Did you notice how nervous
some of them were?

I don't think they've had
any experience with babies at all.

I don't know what the big fuss is.

After all, what's a baby
but a short adult in plastic pants?

Oh, I know that cry. That's
an I'm-wet-and-uncomfortable cry.

Is Uncle Balki right?
Are you all wet and...?

Cousin?
- Hm?

The last time you changed little Frankie,
was he a little boy or a little girl?

What are you talking about? He's a boy.

Well, we gotta
talk about that.

This baby is a girl.

That's not possible.

It is possible if we took
the wrong baby home from the park.

Look for yourself.

Oh, my Lord.

That's a...

That's... That's not a boy.

I just said that.

How could something like this happen?

Maybe during the puppet show.
There were so many carriages...

...and you didn't notice
you took the wrong carriage.

I took the wrong carriage?

Well, I couldn't be pushing the
carriage, I was getting the balloons.

Well, you're the one
who wanted the balloons.

Well, they were for Frankie.
- Well, they're not for Frankie now.

What are we going to do?

All right, we'll go back to
the park and look for Frankie.

Wait a minute, I got it.

We go back to the park
and look for Frankie.

Right.
- Wait a minute.

What if he's not there?
- Oh, my God.

What if he's not there?

You did it again.
- I didn't leave the baby. You left the baby.

You left the door open.
- I didn't leave the door open.

I can't believe
we couldn't find the baby.

I can't believe Gina's
going to be here any minute...

...and we have to tell her
we couldn't find the baby.

Frankie. Frankie.

Well, what do you think,
he came home on his own?

Frankie? Frankie.

All right, we told everyone at the park,
we called the police, called the newspapers.

Anything else we should have done?
- How should I know?

I've never lost a baby before.
- All right, we need to calm down.

Calm down.

The people who took
Frankie by mistake...

...will realize they made a mistake
and they'll bring him back here.

Do you think so?
- Yes.

Unless...

...they're the ones that owned
the Winnebago we saw at the park.

They could be halfway across the state
before they realize they took the wrong baby.

Why did you have to say that?

Did I say that?

We have to get Frankie back
before Gina gets here.

Gina!
- Gina!

What are we going to do?

No problem. We're not here.

But we are here.
- She won't know that if we don't answer.

She'll go away. In a couple of days,
we'll call and tell her to come get Frankie.

You are kidding, aren't you?

What do you suggest we do?
- I suggest we tell her the truth.

Oh, that's just fine.

When she asks how
everything went, we just say:

"Oh, smooth as silk with one
slight hitch, we lost the baby.

How about a soft drink?"

Hey, anybody home?

Well, I've got to open the door for her.
- Oh, no, you don't.

Oh, yes, I do.
- Oh, no, you don't.

Cousin, I have to...
- No, no, no!

Hi.
- Hi.

Hi, how's my little Frankie?
- Shh!

Asleep, asleep.
Come over here.

Well, I certainly hope
he wasn't too much trouble.

Well, everything was all right until today.
And then, we took Frankie to the park.

All we wanted... We
meant for him to have a good...

What Balki is trying to say is that
we were having so much fun with Frankie...

...that we hate to see him go.

Gina, I went to get a
balloon for Frankie, and I thought...

He thought that I wanted a balloon.
Why would I want a balloon?

But enough about us.
How was your weekend?

Well, it was wonderful, very romantic.
Steve and I worked out a lot of problems.

We decided that when Frankie gets a little
older, we're going to have another baby.

Maybe we'll have a girl next time.
- Maybe sooner than you think.

Gina, this is not easy,
but we have something to tell you.

You have to know that...
- That you look terrible.

I do?
- No, she does not.

Yes, she does.
Oh, yes, you do.

I know you've been
on the road 18 hours...

...but you don't want Frankie
to see you until you freshen up.

You'll scare the
dickens out of him.

Yeah, but Steve is waiting in the truck.
- Well, he can wait.

You take all the time you need.
The baby will be here when you get out.

What are you trying to do?
- I'm trying to tell Gina the truth.

Steve!
- Steve!

I've got to let him in.
- No. Are you crazy?

He's a teamster. He'll kill us.

I've got to open that door.
- No. No, you don't.

Oh, yes, I do.
- Oh, no, you don't.

No, no, no!

Hi.
- Hi.

Katie! Katie!

BALKl: Frankie!
Frankie! Frankie!

Hi, I'm Linda Richards.

When I discovered I took the wrong baby,
I was out of my mind with worry.

He was worried.
I'm just out of my mind.

I went to the park and some
people told me to come here.

Thank you for
taking care of her.

Thank you for
taking care of Frankie.

Well, I'd better be going.

My husband has a Winnebago
double-parked out front.

I'd love to hear more about your trip,
but I don't want you to get a ticket.

Why don't you come by and see us
again another time? Bye-bye, Katie.

We made it.

And you were going
to tell Gina the truth.

How do we know that
this is little Frankie?

There's one way to be sure.

Yes.
- Oh, yes.

Yes, that's him all right.
- That's him.

That's the little baby.
Little Italian Stallion.

Well, how do I look now?

You look terrific.

Thanks for everything.
You guys are fantastic.

Oh, it was nothing.

Why is he wearing a T-shirt
that says "Katie"?

Well, well, well...

You know, except for the last few hours,
I kind of enjoyed having Frankie around.

Of course, for the last
few hours, he wasn't around.

It makes you realize what a
lot of work it is being a mother.

Yeah, my mother had
to raise nine of us.

You know, tomorrow I'm going to go buy
a present for my mama to say thank you.

Well, that's a good idea.

I think I'll send my
mother some flowers.

You know, it's not easy
having someone depend on you...

...to take care of them when
they can't take care of themselves.

Yeah, that Frankie was a handful.

I was talking about you.

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