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[KEYS CLACKING]
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[PHONE LINE CONNECTING]
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[DIAL TONE]
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[DIAL-UP CONNECTION TONE]
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[STATIC]
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[STATIC CONTINUES]
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[AUTOMATED VOICE]
Welcome!
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I...
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I am high
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The you I show to you is just a lie
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You take what you want
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You give what you take
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The high, high, high
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[ANNA] OK, [SIGHS] so screen names...
[MAYA] OK.
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So I have three options here for me...
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Stardust4eva, Sclub7...
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- Which might be taken already...
- Mm-hmm.
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And Babyspice666.
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Isn't 666 like the Devil's number?
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No.
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Six is my favorite number
and my lucky number, so...
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[ELECTRONIC BEEPING]
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[MAYA] Oh, my God!
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- Good job.
- I got mine.
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[MAYA INHALES IN EXCITEMENT]
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OK, cool, my turn.
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What do you mean?
I just signed on to mine.
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You got a screen name. Now it's my turn.
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But I haven't added any "Buddies".
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You, like, don't need to.
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You just have one buddy.
Your boyfriend buddy.
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Maya, that's not even funny.
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Like, we're barely boyfriend-girlfriend.
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Yeah, right.
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"Hi, Brendan. It's Anna.
I'm hogging the computer.
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I love you."
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[SIGHS]
[CHUCKLES]
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Who's "hockey00?"
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It's Alex.
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[MESSENGER CHIMES]
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[MAYA SNICKERS]
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Stop.
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[BOTH READ TOGETHER]
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So funny.
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[MESSENGER CHIMES]
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[DOOR SLAM]
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[MAYA] My God!
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It's messed up.
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He probably got knocked off.
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- That's shady.
- That happens.
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[MAYA] That's not cool.
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- OK, let's talk to Sam.
[ANNA] OK, fine.
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What's his screen name?
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OK.
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It is "LittlemanbigD1814"
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"Little man big D?"
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Ew!
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He's so nasty.
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It's funny, though.
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Type it in.
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[ANNA]
Hey, hun. It's Anna.
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No, and me. Say, "Me, too."
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- Maya.
- Say, "Me" ah... "and Maya."
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OK.
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[SAM, VOICE-OVER]
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OK, he wants to know my screen name.
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I want to type.
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Don't have one yet. Dash from Maya.
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[SAM] Tell me when you do.Dash from Sam. TTYL.
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[CHATROOM SIGN-IN TONE]
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[MAYA] Oh, my God. Who's "Dogwigs2332?"
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Oh, my God, Brendan's online.
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[GASPS]
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[MESSENGER CHIMES]
- Oh, my God!
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[MAYA READING]
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- Oh, my God.
[ANNA] Stop. Should I respond?
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Like, what if Alex comes back on,
and I'm distracted.
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Yeah, but he's like your boyfriend,
so you have to respond.
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[INHALES DEEPLY]
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[ANNA, VOICE-OVER] Yeah, I know. WUWU?
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[MESSENGER CHIMES]
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[BRENDAN] "WUWU"?
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What the fuck is WUWU?
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[MESSENGER CHIMES]
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Oh, my God.
He doesn't even know what WUWU means?
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I don't know what it means.
What does it mean?
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What's up with you.
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WUWU.
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[ANNA, VOICE-OVER] I can't believeyou don't know what that means.
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Smiley face.
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OK, it's my turn.
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Maya, Brendan just IM'd me.
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No, let me set up my screen name.
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- Maya, we're talking.
- Give it.
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[CLENCHING] Stop! It's my turn!
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Please, don't break my keyboard.
Don't break my keyboard.
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Give it to me! Thank you. Finally, like...
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I just... OK, let me say good-bye.
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OK, say good-bye and then bye-bye forever.
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[KEYS CLACKING]
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OK, screen name. So I'm gonna be...
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Viper911.
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- My God! What the eff! It's taken.
- I'm sorry, hun.
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- But look, AIM gives other options.
- Oh, yeah.
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[SIGHS] Let me see.
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I'm just gonna do this one.
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[ANNA] The "D" one?
[MAYA] Yeah.
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It's Viper with a "D" 911.
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Diaper emergency!
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Think about it.
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I think it's, like, cool.
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[KEYS CLACKING]
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[MAYA, VOICE-OVER] Waz up dingleberry?
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[MESSENGER CHIMES]
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[SAM, VOICE-OVER] [LAUGHING] Oh, my God!Your screen name what the eff!
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Can I just check to see
if Brendan's still online?
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Anna, like, you were just talking to him.
You don't even like him that much.
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[SIGHS]
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[ANNA] There he is.
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What's that thing next to his name?
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[ANNA] It's weird.
[MAYA] Oh, wait.
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He has a quote. It's like...
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[MAYA READING]
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[READING]
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Wait. That's about you.
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What do you mean?
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He's, like, obsessed with you.
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He wants to hug you.
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It's just an away message, Maya.
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OK, I wanna see who else is on.
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[DOORS SLAMMING]
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What the eff? Everyone's signing off.
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Have you ever been in a chatroom?
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[CHATROOM SIGN-IN TONE]
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OK, what's that one? M4m.
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Holy eff. No way, Maya!
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[MAYA] What?
[ANNA] Local one.
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"Hot people of Franklin County."
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Wait. Should we go in there?
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- Are we allowed?
- We're hot. We're in Franklin.
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OK, yeah, I guess they can't see
if we're hot or not, so just... do it.
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Do it.
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- Oh, my God.
[ANNA] Uh, like, 16 people.
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[MAYA] Oh, my God.
This is so crazy.
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- Say something.
[MESSENGER CHIMING]
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What do I say?
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- You do it.
- No, you do it.
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You do it.
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- OK, fine.
[MESSENGER CHIMING]
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What do I say?
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OK. 'Sup hotties?
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I'm hot girl.
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Maya!
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Oh, my God.
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Wait. It's, like, going so fast,
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you know, it, like, gets lost.
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OK, Maya, "PhuckMaStick" just said "asl".
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What does "asl" stand for?
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[MESSENGER CHIMES]
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[MAYA] Oh, my God. Can he see?
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Of course not.
My dad doesn't have a webcam.
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- Accept or decline?
- You do it. You do it.
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- Cool.
- Accept.
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OK.
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[MESSENGER CHIMES]
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[MAYA] 'Sup, baby.
How hot are you? Show me!
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- My God!
- Oh, my God!
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- Oh, my God, Maya.
- Oh, my God, 'Na, stop!
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- You're freaking me out.
- You're freaking me out.
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Stop!
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- Hey, I need to use the phone right now...
[MAYA SHUSHING]
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so IM time is over.
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Got it.
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Like, now.
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- OK.
- OK.
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Look out.
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[AUTOMATED VOICE] Good-bye.
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[MAYA] Listen, Sam,
it was, like, so messed up.
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It was crazy, crazy-crazy.
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Wait. You talked to some guy in town?
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Well, he can't find you
unless you've told him where you live.
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Are you say... We were in a room
for Franklin County for hot people,
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like, that's what we were in.
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[SAM] He doesn't know your name.Does he?
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Sam, you're scaring us. Why?
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Sam, stop. No.
He just knows our screen names, like...
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You're fine, Diper911.
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It's just for guys who wanna hook up.
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All right. I'm gonna hang up now.
Later, losers.
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[BOTH] Bye.
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[CAR HORN HONKS]
- Oh, my God.
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Stop. It's my mom. It's my mom.
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[SIGHS] Jesus!
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- Love you.
- Love you, Anna.
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Maya.
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[MAYA GROANS]
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[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
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[SIGHS]
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[MENACING COMPUTER SOUNDS]
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No. Frickin' like, "Do your homework."
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[SIGHS]
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Sponges and sea stars,
like, it's not that hard.
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[EERIE MUSIC PLAYS]
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[MENACING COMPUTER SOUNDS RESUME]
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[ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]
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Toc, tic, toc, tic
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Toc
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[DIAL-UP TONE]
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[YUKI] Maya?
[AUTOMATED VOICE] Welcome!
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Are you done with your homework?
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- You've got mail.
- Yeah. I'm doing it.
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Like, [STUTTERS] I need the computer
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for a research project, so...
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Research project?
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Yeah. It's due tomorrow.
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Tomorrow? Well, then hurry up
and finish it.
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Duh! It's literally what I'm doing,
so can you leave me alone, please?
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OK.
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[MUMBLES]
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
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[ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC RESUMES]
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So... I heard something today
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while I was, um,
driving Anna and Maya home.
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They were whispering, but...
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What?
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You have a boyfriend.
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- What?
- Mom, what, you spying on us?
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Who? Someone we know?
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Brandon.
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Mom, it's Brendan. It's not Brandon.
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You're not even a good spy,
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and we're just taking it
really, really slow.
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We just barely started going out.
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Is he a catch?
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Because you are catch. Kinda major catch.
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Curtis, is this from Wok N' Roll
or Shanghai?
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Because Wok N' Roll is the one
that made me sick
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after your mole removal.
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I thought that was Shanghai, so...
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OK, so this is Wok N' Roll.
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Seriously I reminded you this morning
before you left.
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[DISTANT] Now again you made me...
[DIAL-UP TONE]
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[CURTIS, DISTANT]
It's Chinese food.
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[KATHY] No, it's not Chinese food.
[MESSENGER CHIMES]
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That one place makes me sick,
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and the other place doesn't.
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[CONTINUES CHIMING]
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[MESSENGER CHIMES]
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I'm calling Anna for homework help.
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[MAYA IN ENGLISH] OK.
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[MESSENGER CHIMES]
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[ANNA] Hello?
- Oh, my God, 'Na!
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00:12:38,432 --> 00:12:40,520
I'm back
in "Hot people of Franklin County."
254
00:12:40,603 --> 00:12:42,816
Oh, my God, you're back in?
255
00:12:42,899 --> 00:12:44,570
[MAYA] There's like 19 people in here.
256
00:12:44,653 --> 00:12:45,697
What are they saying?
257
00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:49,037
They're saying so many things,
like, "discrete?"
258
00:12:49,621 --> 00:12:51,751
"Purple pussy cat."
259
00:12:51,834 --> 00:12:54,464
- "Looking to play."
[ANNA] You love playing.
260
00:12:54,548 --> 00:12:55,568
[MESSENGER CHIMES]
[MAYA GASPS]
261
00:12:55,592 --> 00:12:56,903
Oh, my God, some random guy
just IM'd me again.
262
00:12:56,927 --> 00:12:58,767
- 'Na...
[ANNA] Oh, my God, Maya, be careful.
263
00:12:58,848 --> 00:13:00,267
Remember last time.
264
00:13:00,350 --> 00:13:02,396
[MAYA]
Flymiamibro22.
265
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,943
[ANNA] That's a hot screen name.
- Yeah.
266
00:13:05,486 --> 00:13:07,616
- OK, I'm clicking on it.
[MESSENGER CHIMES]
267
00:13:07,741 --> 00:13:10,955
He says, "Hey, hottie. Zup.
What you look like?"
268
00:13:11,039 --> 00:13:14,212
Oh, my God, 'Na, he thinks I'm hot,
and he's saying hi. Help me.
269
00:13:14,295 --> 00:13:16,358
- What do I say back?
[ANNA] Well, he can't find our age.
270
00:13:16,382 --> 00:13:17,511
Yeah, obviously.
271
00:13:17,594 --> 00:13:19,388
OK, let's just say we're like...
272
00:13:20,558 --> 00:13:22,478
[SIGHS] Well, um...
273
00:13:23,146 --> 00:13:26,111
We are both 13, so, like, 13 plus 13,
that's like 26.
274
00:13:26,194 --> 00:13:28,156
I'm just gonna say we're 26.
275
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,886
[ANNA] Say we have blonde hairand brown eyes,
276
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:32,224
- like, if we were one person. [CHUCKLES]
- OK. I love that.
277
00:13:32,248 --> 00:13:35,839
Blonde hair. Brown eyes.
278
00:13:36,841 --> 00:13:38,719
[MESSENGER CHIMES]
279
00:13:39,930 --> 00:13:41,642
Oh, my God, he thinks we're hot.
280
00:13:42,894 --> 00:13:44,021
OK, wait.
281
00:13:44,105 --> 00:13:48,071
He's 30. He's a computer programmer
and a total gym rat.
282
00:13:48,154 --> 00:13:51,829
Oh, my God, he's a freaking gym rat.
That's like...
283
00:13:52,288 --> 00:13:54,000
what is that?
284
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:57,214
OK. Are you hot?
285
00:13:57,298 --> 00:13:59,218
[ANNA] Um, it's a chatroomfor hot people.
286
00:13:59,302 --> 00:14:00,513
- Remember?
- Shh!
287
00:14:02,182 --> 00:14:03,226
Oh, my God, he says,
288
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:05,147
"People tell me I'm hot but I am humble.
289
00:14:05,230 --> 00:14:06,692
It's not for me to say."
290
00:14:06,775 --> 00:14:07,903
That means he's hot.
291
00:14:07,986 --> 00:14:09,666
Wait, that's what people say that are hot.
292
00:14:09,698 --> 00:14:10,575
[MAYA]
I know.
293
00:14:10,658 --> 00:14:13,581
[CALL WAITING BUZZ]
[SCOFFS] I'm, like, into this guy.
294
00:14:13,664 --> 00:14:16,044
Oh, Maya, can you hold on?
I just have call waiting.
295
00:14:16,127 --> 00:14:17,338
OK.
296
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:20,427
Hello?
297
00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:22,473
[BRENDAN] Hi. Can I pleasespeak to Anna please?
298
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:24,352
This is Brendan Tooler speaking.
299
00:14:24,978 --> 00:14:26,397
Hi. It's Anna.
300
00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:27,817
[BRENDAN]
Uh, hi.
301
00:14:28,527 --> 00:14:30,865
What's up? You called...
302
00:14:30,949 --> 00:14:32,201
[BRENDAN]
Yeah, is that cool?
303
00:14:33,328 --> 00:14:35,792
Yeah, I just... I'm talking to
Maya on the other line
304
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,754
so I'm just gonna have to...
305
00:14:37,837 --> 00:14:40,635
um, tell her that I'll call her back,
I guess.
306
00:14:40,718 --> 00:14:41,971
[BRENDAN]
Oh. OK, sure.
307
00:14:42,262 --> 00:14:43,473
OK, hold on.
308
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,354
- Maya?
[MAYA] What?
309
00:14:46,437 --> 00:14:47,941
Oh, my God, Brendan just called me.
310
00:14:48,024 --> 00:14:49,778
[MAYA] Wait. Really?
- Like...
311
00:14:49,861 --> 00:14:51,090
[MAYA] Oh, my God.
- Are you kidding?
312
00:14:51,114 --> 00:14:52,742
[MAYA] Anna, this is like real...
313
00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:55,223
Um, can I call you back
and just talk to him for a minute, like...
314
00:14:55,247 --> 00:14:56,709
[MAYA] No. Go, go, go.
315
00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:58,838
I'm talking to Flymiami.
316
00:14:59,422 --> 00:15:00,818
[ANNA] Well, you're stillchatting with him?
317
00:15:00,842 --> 00:15:01,842
[MAYA] I know it's crazy.
318
00:15:01,927 --> 00:15:04,306
[ANNA] Progress check in the morning.
- OK.
319
00:15:04,390 --> 00:15:06,110
[ANNA] OK. Be good over there, bye!
- Bye.
320
00:15:08,064 --> 00:15:10,695
[MAYA READING]
321
00:15:13,701 --> 00:15:16,999
I like nature too.
322
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,921
Sand dunes.
323
00:15:20,005 --> 00:15:22,552
Ha. JK.
324
00:15:22,635 --> 00:15:23,763
[CHIMES]
325
00:15:24,013 --> 00:15:25,057
Mm.
326
00:15:26,184 --> 00:15:27,937
I shouldn't have said that.
327
00:15:29,691 --> 00:15:30,943
[CHIMES]
328
00:15:31,444 --> 00:15:34,366
[MAYA READING]
329
00:15:35,244 --> 00:15:36,788
[SWEET ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS]
330
00:15:36,830 --> 00:15:38,083
[MUMBLES] That's like...
331
00:15:45,869 --> 00:15:47,230
[RAUNCHY MUSIC PLAYS]
Yeah...
332
00:15:56,410 --> 00:15:57,410
[CHUCKLES]
333
00:16:00,503 --> 00:16:03,884
I'm the one you need
334
00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:20,417
I'm the one you need
335
00:16:24,425 --> 00:16:26,053
Flymiamibro?
336
00:16:26,847 --> 00:16:27,847
'Sup?
337
00:16:31,648 --> 00:16:33,448
[FLYMIAMI] Yo, girl,you got an email address?
338
00:16:33,527 --> 00:16:35,131
[MAYA] Yeah, I'll give it to you, hottie.
339
00:16:35,155 --> 00:16:36,718
[FLYMIAMI] That's hot.
[MAYA] You're hot.
340
00:16:36,742 --> 00:16:39,014
- You're so fricking hot.
- I've never felt this way before.
341
00:16:39,038 --> 00:16:40,798
- Me neither. My heart's gonna burst.
- Bang!
342
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,754
- Am I dead?
- You could take it, bitch.
343
00:16:42,837 --> 00:16:43,982
Because I'm in heaven with you right now.
344
00:16:44,006 --> 00:16:45,606
- Bury me.
- When I think of other girls,
345
00:16:45,635 --> 00:16:46,637
I wanna barf my guts out.
346
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:50,435
I wanna eat that barf and guts up
like a big, old bowl of lentil soup.
347
00:16:50,519 --> 00:16:51,813
Yum, yum, yum, yum...
348
00:16:51,897 --> 00:16:53,459
Sometimes there's so much beauty
in the world
349
00:16:53,483 --> 00:16:54,401
I feel like I can't take it.
350
00:16:54,485 --> 00:16:56,740
I love you more than I love my own dad.
351
00:16:56,865 --> 00:16:57,867
- Maya-chan!
- Aah!
352
00:16:57,951 --> 00:16:59,370
Why are you still up?
353
00:16:59,955 --> 00:17:00,955
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
354
00:17:03,545 --> 00:17:05,633
I just finished the research project.
355
00:17:06,802 --> 00:17:08,806
- Go to bed.
[MAYA] OK.
356
00:17:11,561 --> 00:17:13,524
[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]
357
00:17:15,611 --> 00:17:17,322
I think I'm in love.
358
00:17:19,744 --> 00:17:21,122
- Wow.
- Yeah.
359
00:17:21,205 --> 00:17:22,207
[ANNA] Mai?
- Yeah.
360
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,003
- That's a really big word.
- No, I know.
361
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:26,382
And you just like, barely know him
is the only thing.
362
00:17:26,465 --> 00:17:28,637
No, I know, but, like,
sometimes you can just tell.
363
00:17:28,721 --> 00:17:31,076
- You haven't met him yet?
- It's from the way we're talking.
364
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:32,100
Wassup, Maya?
365
00:17:33,104 --> 00:17:34,104
Hey.
366
00:17:34,356 --> 00:17:37,864
See. Even Evan's way less hot to me
since I met Flymiamibro.
367
00:17:37,947 --> 00:17:40,620
- That's how you know.
- Oh, my God. Don't look.
368
00:17:40,703 --> 00:17:42,289
Hey, Anna. Hey, Maya.
369
00:17:42,372 --> 00:17:43,542
[ANNA] Hey, Brendan.
- Hey.
370
00:17:44,836 --> 00:17:46,088
I burned this for you.
371
00:17:46,796 --> 00:17:48,761
[ROMANTIC GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS]
372
00:17:50,556 --> 00:17:51,892
'Cause you said you love music.
373
00:17:54,396 --> 00:17:55,858
You don't have to listen to it.
374
00:17:56,902 --> 00:17:58,947
No, I do love music. Thank you.
375
00:17:59,949 --> 00:18:01,243
- Bye.
[ANNA] Bye.
376
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:07,422
Oh, my God,
he's, like, in love with you.
377
00:18:07,507 --> 00:18:09,194
- We talked for hours last night.
- Wait. Really?
378
00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:10,554
It's all moving too fast.
379
00:18:10,638 --> 00:18:12,850
No, I think it's moving exactly
the right speed.
380
00:18:12,934 --> 00:18:13,977
I do.
381
00:18:14,436 --> 00:18:15,898
Seventh grade rules.
382
00:18:17,735 --> 00:18:19,405
Good girlfriends
383
00:18:19,488 --> 00:18:20,783
The blonde one
384
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:21,743
Is making me...
385
00:18:21,827 --> 00:18:24,582
I can't believe he made me a mix CD.
386
00:18:24,666 --> 00:18:25,918
The song sucks.
387
00:18:27,003 --> 00:18:28,464
Play the next one.
388
00:18:28,799 --> 00:18:30,176
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS]
389
00:18:32,013 --> 00:18:35,353
Oh, my God, he wants to slow-dance
with you...
390
00:18:35,437 --> 00:18:37,608
Maya, shut up!
391
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,447
Whatever you want
392
00:18:41,407 --> 00:18:42,785
Whatever you need
393
00:18:43,746 --> 00:18:45,290
Is yours girl
394
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,879
But whatever you do
395
00:18:48,379 --> 00:18:50,634
Please don't stop the love
396
00:18:52,597 --> 00:18:55,519
Some say that I'm professional
397
00:18:56,020 --> 00:18:59,986
'Cause I know how to handle mine
398
00:19:02,199 --> 00:19:05,455
Be still, be cool and wait awhile
399
00:19:05,539 --> 00:19:10,131
And I'll show you
What some say is right
400
00:19:10,841 --> 00:19:15,099
Now don't get the wrong impression
401
00:19:15,183 --> 00:19:19,107
I don't do this all of the time
402
00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:21,571
Anna, does your dad have a digital camera?
403
00:19:21,655 --> 00:19:23,659
All I wanna do...
404
00:19:23,742 --> 00:19:24,742
Mm-hmm.
405
00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:28,209
You think we can take a picture of me
and send it to Flymiamibro.
406
00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:31,173
- No.
- Why?
407
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,427
- I don't think that's a good idea.
- No. Yes, it is.
408
00:19:33,512 --> 00:19:35,032
It's just not something
we should be doing.
409
00:19:35,056 --> 00:19:38,312
It's just like a picture of me
so he can know what I look like.
410
00:19:38,689 --> 00:19:40,943
- No. We are not doing it.
- No... Anna, yes.
411
00:19:41,026 --> 00:19:42,655
Maya, I'm putting my foot down.
412
00:19:42,738 --> 00:19:44,116
Absolutely not.
413
00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:46,955
[FAST-PACED MUSIC PLAYING]
414
00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:50,211
That's hot.
415
00:19:50,295 --> 00:19:52,090
And make sure you're getting the boob too.
416
00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:53,677
Sure, do.
417
00:19:55,430 --> 00:19:56,808
OK, let me see it.
418
00:19:56,850 --> 00:19:58,008
Let me see.
419
00:19:59,229 --> 00:20:00,774
Oh, My God.
420
00:20:01,651 --> 00:20:03,947
That looks bad. That's blurry.
421
00:20:04,031 --> 00:20:06,578
- You look beautiful.
- Oh, wait, I like that one.
422
00:20:06,995 --> 00:20:08,414
[MAYA] That's good.
423
00:20:08,497 --> 00:20:10,460
[ANNA] Showing a lot. Um...
424
00:20:11,671 --> 00:20:13,049
How about just this one?
425
00:20:14,217 --> 00:20:16,430
That's literally just my hand.
426
00:20:16,514 --> 00:20:18,017
I know but it's beautiful.
427
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,900
[CHIMES]
- OK.
428
00:20:21,983 --> 00:20:24,279
- Oh, my God.
- Stop. I'm gonna send it.
429
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:27,554
[CHIMES]
[ANNA] Oh, my God.
430
00:20:27,578 --> 00:20:29,832
Stop it! stop it!
Anna, Anna, stop.
431
00:20:29,916 --> 00:20:31,687
- What if he doesn't think it's pretty?
- I can't believe you just did that.
432
00:20:31,711 --> 00:20:33,507
What if he doesn't think it's pretty?
433
00:20:33,924 --> 00:20:35,511
Oh my God, he already responded.
434
00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:37,598
[MAYA]
"So hot."
435
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:45,321
OK, I'm sorry, we have to meet.
436
00:20:46,783 --> 00:20:48,035
- What?
- Ssh!
437
00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:50,666
I have to meet you...
438
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,144
[ANNA] Maya, don't send that.
- Stop.
439
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,047
- In person.
- Maya, don't send that.
440
00:20:56,928 --> 00:20:58,932
- No. Don't send that.
[MAYA] I sent it.
441
00:20:59,349 --> 00:21:00,393
I sent it.
442
00:21:00,728 --> 00:21:02,606
- Maya!
- Stop.
443
00:21:05,153 --> 00:21:09,119
[MAYA READING]
444
00:21:10,288 --> 00:21:11,833
Oh, my God!
445
00:21:15,465 --> 00:21:16,551
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
446
00:21:16,801 --> 00:21:18,429
Are you like so nervous?
447
00:21:18,930 --> 00:21:21,185
- I mean... a little.
- Yeah?
448
00:21:21,268 --> 00:21:22,479
[MAYA] Yeah.
449
00:21:22,563 --> 00:21:24,692
It's like I know he's the one, you know.
450
00:21:24,776 --> 00:21:26,320
Who are you guys talking about?
451
00:21:26,403 --> 00:21:27,758
None of your freaking business, Jafeer.
452
00:21:27,782 --> 00:21:30,328
Yeah, it's none of your freaking business.
453
00:21:30,746 --> 00:21:32,499
If you really want to know...
454
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:34,294
I've met someone.
455
00:21:35,088 --> 00:21:37,342
Or I'm about to meet him after school.
456
00:21:37,425 --> 00:21:39,847
Wait, you haven't met him in person yet?
457
00:21:40,306 --> 00:21:43,062
- That's shady.
- Oh, no, we've talked on AIM like a lot.
458
00:21:43,145 --> 00:21:46,736
He's probably some wart-y old dude,
who has a beer belly
459
00:21:46,820 --> 00:21:48,782
or suit socks and lives with his mother.
460
00:21:48,865 --> 00:21:52,623
Or he's a computer genius
with a tight bod, Jafeer.
461
00:21:52,706 --> 00:21:55,306
- Like you wouldn't even...
- Can we just change the conversation?
462
00:21:55,671 --> 00:21:57,423
- What?
- Start a new one.
463
00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,261
We weren't even talking to you.
464
00:21:59,804 --> 00:22:01,181
It's just kinda lame.
465
00:22:01,265 --> 00:22:03,979
- OK, well...
- OK, well, stop... like, don't listen.
466
00:22:04,396 --> 00:22:06,526
[ANNA] Anyway, Mai?
- What?
467
00:22:06,609 --> 00:22:09,281
I'm like, so excited for you, honestly.
468
00:22:09,406 --> 00:22:11,034
- I really, really am.
- Yeah, yeah.
469
00:22:11,118 --> 00:22:13,289
- I just wanna ask one quick question.
- OK, what?
470
00:22:13,372 --> 00:22:14,810
Are you sure that you want to meet him,
471
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,713
because what if he's pissed
that you're a kid.
472
00:22:19,510 --> 00:22:22,182
I don't think that's a possibility,
like, I don't.
473
00:22:22,516 --> 00:22:24,144
- OK.
- I'm not gonna stand him up.
474
00:22:24,227 --> 00:22:25,479
I couldn't do that to him...
475
00:22:26,106 --> 00:22:28,068
- Right. OK.
- You know. Yeah.
476
00:22:29,070 --> 00:22:31,158
- I just feel like we need back up.
- Yeah.
477
00:22:31,366 --> 00:22:33,955
- Yeah.
- Like someone that can protect us.
478
00:22:34,582 --> 00:22:35,751
We should ask Brendan.
479
00:22:45,646 --> 00:22:46,898
[SPENCER]
'Sup, B?
480
00:22:47,482 --> 00:22:48,482
[BRENDAN]
Spencer.
481
00:22:55,331 --> 00:22:56,458
[SIGHS]
482
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,146
You're OK, Maya? Can I get you some water?
483
00:22:58,170 --> 00:22:59,214
I'm good.
484
00:22:59,882 --> 00:23:01,468
I'm good. Don't leave.
485
00:23:03,556 --> 00:23:07,146
What if he gets mad when he sees me
that I don't look like what I said I look?
486
00:23:07,940 --> 00:23:09,025
Maya, you're fine.
487
00:23:09,109 --> 00:23:11,488
You're fine as hell. You're finer
than you even described.
488
00:23:11,572 --> 00:23:12,574
[MAYA] Yeah.
489
00:23:12,658 --> 00:23:15,246
And maybe he doesn't look like
how he described himself.
490
00:23:15,329 --> 00:23:17,125
I mean, he could really be
anybody in here.
491
00:23:18,586 --> 00:23:19,586
Yeah.
492
00:23:26,686 --> 00:23:28,480
Love
493
00:23:28,565 --> 00:23:29,482
Mm-hmm
494
00:23:29,567 --> 00:23:32,196
Love is strange
495
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:33,365
Yay-yay
496
00:23:33,490 --> 00:23:36,330
Lot of people
497
00:23:36,413 --> 00:23:37,457
Mm-hmm
498
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,920
Take it for a game
499
00:23:50,734 --> 00:23:53,197
Many people
500
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,825
Mm-hmm
501
00:23:54,909 --> 00:23:57,038
Don't understand
502
00:23:57,121 --> 00:23:58,457
No, no
503
00:23:58,541 --> 00:24:01,129
They think loving
504
00:24:01,213 --> 00:24:02,213
Yay-yay
505
00:24:02,256 --> 00:24:04,052
Is money in the hand
506
00:24:06,431 --> 00:24:08,477
[ANNA] Do you know what's crazy?
507
00:24:09,062 --> 00:24:12,402
I was just thinking that, like,
in three years, we'll be driving...
508
00:24:15,282 --> 00:24:16,828
Sylvia
509
00:24:16,911 --> 00:24:18,665
Yes, Mickey
510
00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:20,585
How do you call your loverboy?
511
00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:22,881
Come here, loverboy
512
00:24:22,965 --> 00:24:24,802
And if he doesn't answer?
513
00:24:24,885 --> 00:24:26,556
Oh, loverboy
514
00:24:26,639 --> 00:24:28,893
And if he still doesn't answer?
515
00:24:40,917 --> 00:24:43,005
Maybe his Ferrari broke down.
516
00:24:43,882 --> 00:24:47,054
- Hmm-mm, maybe, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
517
00:24:49,058 --> 00:24:50,854
I think it's getting dark.
518
00:24:51,689 --> 00:24:53,860
We should just get home soon
before it gets too late.
519
00:24:53,943 --> 00:24:55,237
Do you think he...
520
00:24:55,488 --> 00:24:59,037
Do you think that he came and saw me
and thought I was ugly and left?
521
00:25:00,206 --> 00:25:02,503
Well, if he did that, then he's an idiot.
522
00:25:04,507 --> 00:25:08,138
Yeah, or I'm like an idiot
for thinking he would like me.
523
00:25:08,890 --> 00:25:11,228
- Mai.
- No, no, I'm fine.
524
00:25:11,687 --> 00:25:14,359
Here, go get yourself a Mountain Dew.
525
00:25:15,027 --> 00:25:16,112
Thanks.
526
00:25:23,545 --> 00:25:25,172
Thanks for coming with us.
527
00:25:25,256 --> 00:25:26,634
[CHUCKLES] Sure.
528
00:25:33,731 --> 00:25:34,900
Oh, what are you doing?
529
00:25:34,984 --> 00:25:36,779
I can't... I can't...
530
00:25:36,862 --> 00:25:37,862
What...
531
00:25:39,868 --> 00:25:42,415
They don't have any Mountain Dews left.
Can we go?
532
00:25:42,498 --> 00:25:43,626
Please?
533
00:25:44,252 --> 00:25:45,337
- Mm-hmm.
[MAYA] Like now?
534
00:25:45,421 --> 00:25:46,421
OK.
535
00:25:47,897 --> 00:25:50,391
[SAD GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS]
536
00:25:54,022 --> 00:25:55,149
[MESSENGER CHIMES]
537
00:25:57,821 --> 00:25:59,240
[MESSENGER CHIMES]
538
00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:02,079
[FLYMIAMI VOICE-OVER]
539
00:26:18,988 --> 00:26:20,825
[FLYMIAMI VOICE-OVER]
540
00:26:52,848 --> 00:26:54,448
[SAM, VOICE-OVER]
That means a lot to me.
541
00:26:55,352 --> 00:26:57,524
[VOICE-OVER CONTINUES]
542
00:27:23,079 --> 00:27:25,120
[ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC REMIX PLAYS]
543
00:27:25,162 --> 00:27:26,874
[DIAL-UP TONE]
544
00:27:31,967 --> 00:27:33,011
[AUTOMATED VOICE] Welcome.
545
00:27:33,721 --> 00:27:35,390
You've got mail.
546
00:27:35,474 --> 00:27:36,476
[MESSENGER CHIMES]
547
00:27:37,394 --> 00:27:38,394
[MESSENGER CHIMES]
548
00:27:42,781 --> 00:27:43,908
[MESSENGER CHIMES]
549
00:27:45,202 --> 00:27:46,539
[BOY] Computer...
550
00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:48,876
[AUTOMATED VOICE] Good-bye.
551
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:50,755
[KEYS CLACKING]
552
00:27:50,838 --> 00:27:51,840
[CHIMES]
553
00:28:04,908 --> 00:28:06,119
[MESSENGER CHIMES]
554
00:28:06,169 --> 00:28:10,719
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