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Hello, hello.

Hi there. I'm Alexis. Let's take
charge of your total bodycare plan.

Hello Alexis, I'm trying to
reach welltrix healthcare.

Okay, Bruce. Is this about your
recent diagnoses with anal fissures?

Jesus. Yes.

Hi, I'm Alexis.
Is Jesus a member of your family plan?

I need to cancel
policy number 84276.

Anything we can do
to change your mind, Elaine?

Elaine was my mother.
She is no longer with us.

I just need to cancel
the policy, please.

Tell me why you decided to bail?

For example, I'm moving.

She died.

I think you said, "she"

I can only discuss cancellation
with the policy holder.

I am the policy holder.

Hey, Elaine.
Could you tell us why you decided to bail?

I died. That's why I want to cancel.
I died.

I'm sorry. Terminating
the policy requires me...

I'm sorry... I'm sorry...

- Welcome back! Hi!
- Honey...

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Can I push the button?
- Yeah.

I love your charts.

It's so pretty.

We launch today.

- Joe, you don't need to worry.
- I can't help it.

Hey, it's going to be great.

- Okay?
- Mm-hmm.

See you tonight?

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

I'm sorry, I'm not able to...

Sorry?
You don't even know what that means.

You're a fucking robot.

I'm an interactive voice
response system, or an ivr.

Since we are bff...

May I please
speak to a fucking human?

No need to be rude.

I need someone real.

Okay, I think we've
heard enough, right?

- Well, that was a shit show.
- Ms. Rogers. Sorry. Roger.

Let's talk about
what we do have.

We have a system
with great voice recognition,

giving us valuable data, that we
can use to then make improve...

We have an expensive piece of crap that
my customers are twittering about.

No, we are just experiencing
a few hiccups

- in the personality department.
- 18 minutes on

hold with Alexis, the new voice
of welltrix.

Condescending, rude, stupid,
epic health care fail.

We're trending, right?
Come on, that's good.

Hi welltrix, I have cancer. If I
wanted attitude I'd go to hot topics.

Every system needs what we call
tuning after its first launch...

Okay, who designed this offensive,
pseudo-person and unleashed it on my customers

- we did. You and I.
- Excuse me.

You told me directly

that you wanted to be the south west
airlines of the health care community.

Young people like
subversive comedy.

You approved a personality matrix of
sexy, irreverent, friendly and fun.

And a voice to match. I handled the
call flow. Meghan handled the language.

And it's working. Caller volume is up.
Call center hours are down.

- Her stats are impeccable.
- This is a success.

- However, my customers hate her.
- That's a different problem.

Roger, as team leader here at oracle,
it is my job to interpret the data...

Okay, you know what?
Give me a nice voice.

What?

My customers want empathy,
give them empathy.

That is a great idea.

Empathy isn't possible.
We could do sympathy.

What's the difference?

Empathy implies a shared experience.
Our system can't do that

because people know
it's a system.

Okay, who should
I be listening to here?

I'm the team leader here.

I'm the person that will
have to build this new system.

I have a phd,
in psycho-linguistics.

Well, I am the client.

And I'm pulling Alexis.
She's dead.

So, I want to hear a new voice with an
empathetic, professional personality,

in one week.

One week is
an unreasonable time horizon.

How is this time horizon?
If you fail, I fail.

If I fail, they fire me.

If I'm fired, I'll have
nothing but time.

Time, that I will use
to destroy you.

I will become
a management consultant,

so that I can fire you,
wherever you may go.

Do you understand me?

Roger that.

- I'm sorry, what?
- Nothing.

Dammit! Nothing.

I...Yeah, yeah,
we got it. We are on it.

I'll call you in a week.

Looking forward to it.
Thank you again, Roger.

Don't ass kiss greggory.

How can you say we'll do it when we don't
even know if it's possible, gregg?

Because I'm a compulsive pleaser
and a terrific liar.

That is why I am the boss.

Team, pull up the last 20 voices
we heard for Alexis, please.

Are you seriously writing
empathetic up there?

Innovate or die.

These are the finalists.

Hi, there. I'm Alexis.

Let's take charge of your total
bodycare plan.

To hear details about our total
bodycare plan, press two.

Hey there, I'm Alexis. Let's take
charge of your total bodycare plan

to hear more details about our
total bodycare plan, press two.

Total bodycare plan, I had it at rehearsal.
Total bodycare plan.

I'm Alexis, let me just...
Let me just... Hi, I'm Alexis.

Let's take charge of
your full, forget full.

Total body-care plan.

Hi, I'm Alexis. Let's take charge
of your total body-care plan

to hear details about our total
bodycare plan, press two.

That's all we got.
Those are terrible, right?

- Yeah.
- I need a minute to think.

Tell her I said, "hi".

Parkside concierge,
how can I help?

This is room 1313.

Good afternoon, Mr. Larsen.
How was your meeting?

It was a disaster.
Are you alone?

I have a guest waiting.

They're killing Alexis. I have to
build an entire new ivr by next week.

A week is plenty of time. I'm
sure we can find you something.

I'm so sorry,
give me one moment?

What if they fire me? Then you'll leave me and
you'll find some chef who turns bacon into

bubbles or liquid
or gas or something.

Well. Molecular gastronomy is a fascinating
part of the Chicago's foodie scene.

However, I still prefer
home cooking.

I'm spiraling.

Sorry.

Close your eyes.
Breathe with me.

I know you can do this.

I don't think so.

- I'm with you.
- I don't think I can.

You can, because whatever happens,
we will deal with it together.

Okay.

Okay, I love you.

We appreciate your business.

I'm so sorry for the delay.
How can I help you?

We need new voice options
by tonight, Meghan,

new language for
the auditions at six.

And Joe, why don't you dig into the
data and see where we're losing them.

- Emily.
- I know you just talked to her.

- Should be the voice.
- No, no no, we need a pro.

You will still write the language.
She will just be saying it.

John, amateurs have opinions...

This is just for the prototype.

Let's try it. Give her a call.
See how it sounds.

Parkside concierge.
How can I help?

This is the guest in room 1313.

Hey 1313. I'm alone, so you can talk
dirty but you have to talk fast.

No, em, you're on speaker phone
with gregg and the whole gang.

Hey, guys.

- Hey em!
- Hi.

Joe seems to think that you can
help us with our problem here.

I'm sorry, can you hold
just a moment.

Good afternoon, Mr. Ramsey,
welcome back. How can i...

I've got flowers. The toilets have flowers.
There are flowers fucking everywhere.

But, we don't have a florist.

This place is an over-priced roadshow
hovel with service like a county jail.

You're frustrated. I'm frustrated
that we are not doing better by you.

Please, what's the occasion?

A funeral.

Apparently $200 of hacked up foliage
will show everybody how much I care.

Well, I think you traveling all the way
here shows that you care a great deal.

Did you lose a family member
or a friend?

She's not lost. She's in a casket
a couple of miles from here.

She was my cousin.
She was a friend, too.

I understand.
I had a cousin like that.

He drowned. Hit his head
and stayed under.

They want me to sing a stupid
song we wrote together as kids.

Just some nostalgic bullshit is not
going to keep her here for us.

Of course not. But we can help it
make it easier to get through.

Listen, there is a flower shop
just a couple of blocks from here.

But, I would like to recommend
mozella's deli.

They make baskets of good
food, that actually keeps.

And seeing as how grieving
people can't eat flowers

it might be nice to get them something
they can actually use, you know?

That sounds helpful.

Take a look, and when you're ready to order,
just let me know and we'll call them together.

Thank you.

I'm back with you.
What do you want to talk about?

Thanks for joining us
on such short notice, em.

- No problem.
- I love that. Can we use that?

No problem.

Should we start
with a new greeting?

Okay.

Welltrix customer care.
What do you want to do today?

Welltrix customer care.
What do you want?

- Something wrong?
- Do you have an opinion, maybe?

It's just kinda hard to say.

What do you want? Feels like
you're putting the burden on them?

I told you this is
not going to work.

What would you say?

Well, when guests walk into the
hotel, I usually say, "welcome back".

Welcome back from where
to where?

Does that make any sense?

People calling have probably
called before.

To sign up or get a doctor?

Meghan, what do you think?

Welcome establishes
a warmth, intimacy

and back implies
a comfort, familiarity.

It's not bad.

Welcome back to welltrix.

How may I assist you today?

Assist feels a little formal,
don't you think?

What about like, care for?

Touchy feeling, condescending.

When we called you at the hotel,
you said, "how can I help?".

I mean, grammatically incorrect,
but it has a likability to it.

Even when the listener
is resistant to liking you.

So, welcome back to welltrix.

How may I help?

- Great.
- Yeah, put it up then.

Cool, this is kinda fun.

How many more are there?

Oh, about 30,000.

Oh.

With the show starting and the
hotel, it seems like a lot.

This would pay.

Real money. Money with commas.

- I'm gonna have to quit?
- Not for the prototype.

But if Roger likes your voice
and I am sure she will

then they would hire you for the entire
ivr and that would be months of work.

Years of updates. You would never
have to wear that uniform again.

- Okay. I'll do it.
- Thank you.

Now, if you'll excuse me. I have
to go, publicly embarrass myself.

That's never going to happen.

How do you know? You've
never even been in a show.

My job is figuring out
who people want to listen to,

and I know people
want to listen to you.

Hi, what's your name?

Joe Larsen, I-a-r-s...

Enjoy the show, party pooper.

Hi, what's your name?

- Hey.
- Hey guys.

- No.
- This way she'll see you.

This is the type of show
they might put you on stage.

Awesome.

No, I do not respond well
to unexpected humiliation.

I see three seats in the corner.

After today,
I expect humiliation.

Yeah. We're sitting here.

- Come on.
- No.

Hello and welcome to
"too much light..."

Yeah!

We are going to attempt to
perform 30 plays in 60 minutes,

in the order that
you choose them.

The first number we hear, we are going
to jump up on the clothes-line,

we are going to grab
that number down.

We are going to read the play
title in the back of that number.

The play will be over when you hear a specific
cue word and that cue word is "curtain".

Me, the Neo futurists,
wrote these plays

and we don't play
characters on stage.

I will always be Trevor and when I say
something has happened to me on stage,

it really has happened to me.

This will always be Leah,
and Chloe, and Nick

and Bilal and, oh my god,
you guys,

this is Emily.

- Yeah, hi.
- -Hi Emily.

It's Emily's first show.

Holy shit!

Yeah!

And just as Emily will always be
Emily and I will always be Trevor,

we expect you to
always be yourselves.

We don't have a fourth wall,
because we can't afford that shit.

We don't have one, so,
we will not ignore you.

We are going to come out here and
touch you and ask you questions.

Just remember, you must stay
on top of those curtains.

69!

Who knew paper dolls
and a botanical psa.

Go.

When she fucked me,
I felt special.

Unique, like a vagina snowflake.

When I found out she was
cheating on me,

here you go.

See, then I know
I was just one of a chain

amidst a million vaginas.

All of them her's.

This is what poison Ivy
looks like.

It's a rash, welts,
her name was tamela.

That's not a name.

And if there is any magic
in this world...

She will feel this.

Now you're up. Go!

It was difficult for
our riding instructor,

a guy that looked like
the fifth member in zz top,

to tell us we were posting our horses
in the correct, English style.

Or that we were
just lazy, loose thighed girls.

So, he devised a test called,
ride-a-buck.

In ride-a-buck, he would
place dollar bills

between our thighs
and the leather saddle.

And then, he would put us
through our paces.

Walk.

Trot.

Canter.

Gallop.

Girls whose bills fluttered
sadly to the floor

they had to go to the center
of the ring, disgraced.

But girls who kept their thighs
tight and those pelvis rocking

until he tired
of calling out orders,

well, they had successfully
ridden the buck.

And if you rode the buck,

you got to keep the money.

Curtain.

That's our show!

Guys, give it up for Emily!

Hi, where's your name tag?
Did you not get one?

Oh, Emily, you need to
reset your props

and then there is a welcome
party for you on the first day.

Cool, hey, this is my husband,
this is Joe, this is Chloe.

- She's like my mentor.
- Yes.

- Hi.
- What's up.

Hi, what did you think?

- You were so good.
- Yeah?

- Everything you did was good.
- Really?

- The show.
- It was crazy, right?

- She's terrifying. -Chloe? I know.
Isn't it amazing.

- She's so cool.
- Terrifying.

And the play she did, promise me you
won't do a play like that about me.

I have plenty of things
to write about other than you.

- Okay, promise me.
- Sure, Joe.

- Whatever you want. Promise.
- Thank you.

Shall we get some alcohol

- hey guys.
- Hey

everyone is on a spectacle.

What matters is if she's
ready to step for this.

It doesn't seem she's ready.

She says she is
and I believe her.

She's so into me. I can tell.

Gregg.

The way I see it,

we're here to cut to the bone.

I'm sure whatever you said
in there was true, but

next week, maybe something

that's so true, it's
uncomfortable and challenging.

And interesting.

Okay, cool. Well, I'll try.

Good, you should try.

Typically people
are resistant at first.

You like to think you're
immune to statistical analysis.

- What about intuition?
- No, intuition is bias.

I like bias.

Okay, well, we make thousands
of decisions everyday.

Burger or salad,
exercise or sleep.

If you could know for sure which
of these decisions was right,

why would you deny
yourself that knowledge?

You're okay with this?

My performance always holds up
to Joe's analysis.

Okay, let's do it.

So you'll start here by filling up the
names of your exes, male and female.

Is there sexual satisfaction
here plus one minus one?

Emotional fulfillment here and any other
categories that you think are valuable.

Rank, calculate see patterns,
you'll know the truth.

But I already know how I feel.

Feelings are assumption.
You don't know.

You know what you're like?

You're like, you're like
my table.

You are drunk.

You're like an anchor.

I am with a kite and
I can tie myself to you

and I can float around.

But I don't float all
the way because... listen.

I wasn't even gonna audition
for this show.

Because I didn't think
I was good.

But you told me that I was,
and that we could afford it.

I would never be in this show
without you.

You're the best thing
that ever happened to me.

Thank you.

So, I'm the second best, huh?

I'm usually okay with being the
second best. But, in this...

Why don't you prove me wrong?

What are you doing?

You said you wanted privacy
when you write so...

- You made me an office?
- Guilty.

Last night, I got overwhelmed,

and I looked at my charts
during your play. I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Apology accepted.

The audience loved you.

Which apparently is cheap.

Chloe says I need
to cut to the bone.

Well, she would know.

I'm going for a running so you have about
37 minutes to write something incredibly...

Uncomfortable. And then
we get to go to work together.

It's just what I needed.

Mom, are you okay?

Oh, these contractors
are all crooks, honey.

You were supposed to get three quotes.
Did you?

None of them would rebuild it
the way it was. None of them.

Because it wasn't up to code.

The city is hassling me and I'm
just tired of it, you know?

Just... fucking tired.

Email me the quotes, I'll call
you next week. I love you.

I love you too, honey.

Welcome back.

I need to talk to you right now.

Okay, what is it?

She dumped me.

She went home last night
and did your stupid chart,

and apparently, she's a lesbian.

- Oh, gregg.
- That was my analysis.

We were in love, Joe,
we had a really good thing,

and you ruined it.

What was it that killed you
in the stats?

- I mean, other than sex.
- I was a plus one for sex.

I was a plus one for gender.

I had almost as much masculinity
as her ex-girlfriend.

I guess I was
a negative one for fitness.

- That's surprising.
- Yeah.

And negative one
for indecisiveness.

She said I didn't have
my own, strong opinions,

that I would just like do
anything to make her happy.

I don't understand why
that's such a bad thing.

Firm versus malleable. It is an
insightful category. That's great.

What is wrong with you?
That is not great Joe.

You ruined it
and you need to fix it.

You need to call her and tell her
that the whole thing is like a joke.

That it's not a real thing.

Look, it was never gonna work out.
The data just confirmed that.

I'm sorry that you found out
the way that you did, but,

it's fortunate for you that it
happened now as opposed to later

when you were more co-dependent
and this would have really hurt.

That's it?

I'm sorry, he's really bad
at that stuff.

I just want to like stab myself.

Like, let all the blood
and the fat run out.

Then I can just be
skin and a failure.

This time it's really not
about you. She's a lesbian.

- She loved me. You saw. You were there.
- Yes, yes.

So, how does that stop?

I don't think it did.

I think she realized that she needed
something different, long term.

No, I don't actually.

Thanks for choosing
welltrix and trusting us.

With something as important as your
health care. I hope we earned it.

You did.
Absolutely. Thank you, Emily.

Emily, great voice, great name,
it's wholesome, mid-western.

- I like her.
- That's great

enough to move forward?

We thought we'll change the name from Emily to
something else once we started to move forward.

No, it's perfect. You can go
forward with Emily.

Fantastic, great, thank you so much, Roger.
Really appreciate the chance.

We're over the moon over here to get
started on this project and give you...

I think it got disconnected.

So we got an okay. Tell me.

Tell me. Tell me.
Tell me in a British accent.

I can't speak in
a British accent.

I'm gonna call the hotel right now
and tell them I'm out of there.

Why?

What do you mean why?
Because I'm quitting.

No, you can't quit the hotel yet

why? You're approved.

We are approved
for the prototype.

We have thousands more prompts.

So, Meghan, as good as she is,
she's going to need help.

So, I should be there
to help her, right?

Listen, people in pain,
emotional people who are adverse

to help and you know where
we can observe

more people that fall into
that category than at your work?

What are you gonna do, Joe?
Sit under my desk?

Not exactly. There's a piece of
software that we use at work

which records phone calls. Then we
can go back and see what went wrong.

I adapted it into an app
and put it on your phone.

It's very simple. You push this
button and then, it starts recording.

You're in control. It's just listening
for distress words and phrases

or if you say the same thing, say
the same thing, say the same thing.

It's recording data,
not content.

- Only for two weeks.
- Yeah.

And I can turn it off
whenever I want.

Fine, Joe, whatever.

And it might take photos of you
while you are sleeping.

That's just because I love you.

I feel like that'll
bring us closer.

When I made my reservation, I was
promised clean hypo-allergenic sheets.

I would have booked elsewhere if I had been aware
of the sub standard quality of your service

I can assure you that our cleaning
staff changes the linens daily.

Every morning I mark
the sheets with a pencil.

In the afternoon, the pencil
marks are still there.

I apologize. That must have
been upsetting.

I will personally oversee that our
staff meets our promises to you,

starting with fresh linens.

Joseph, where are you?

Joe?

I've been feeling faint for the
past few weeks which was nice,

until I passed out on the lawn
this morning. It was nothing.

Nothing. I told the city inspector
that I'd skipped breakfast,

but they called a fucking ambulance and
now, I'm at north western memorial.

You know how I feel
about hospitals, honey.

I swear they're taking blood out of
one arm and putting it in the other.

So, you got to get me out of here
before I get too loopy from the drugs,

which are nice, but they're,
well, they're really nice.

I love you honey, just incase.

I can't be late for rehearsal.

Em?

- Emily.
- What?

I need you.

- Joe, I can't be late.
- I need you.

It's my mom. Please, please.

Okay, okay.

I'm here.

I'm sorry.

Whatever it is,
we'll deal with it together.

I love you.

You're probably gonna
experience some side effects.

I feel fine now.

I'm sorry. What exactly
is Addison's disease?

Her adrenal glands have stopped
producing the hormones that she needs.

She'll have to take corticosteroid
every day for the rest of her life.

No pills. Can't keep them down.

The nausea is a side effect
of the illness.

We'll arrange for home health aid to give
your medication as a twice daily injections.

In a few weeks you will
be able to take the pills.

I'm sorry, are there any other treatment
options? My mother has problems with needles.

Don't be silly.

And deception.

I'm sure I can handle it.
Doctor, please, it's a needle.

She's not compliant. She was drunk
throughout her pregnancy with me.

You went to college.
You did well.

I am very fortunate to be a
functioning, adult male,

but what we know about alcohol and
the effects it has on infants...

It's extremely important that you
commit to the protocol Mrs. Larsen.

Without daily injections you could
suffer an adrenal crisis and

and die - and die.

I know. I understand
completely, doctor.

- That is her lying voice.
- Shut up.

A good doctor-patient
relationship is based on trust.

I can trust you,
right Mrs. Larsen?

Absolutely. Thank you for your service,
doctor. Come on, Joe, out of here.

So no.30 is "so all my shit gets turned into props
and then we are set and ready for the week."

Sorry, sorry, sorry I'm late.

So, let's start now with white
tiger, white snake, white...

Actually, I have two plays.

This is a mentorship moment.

See, some day, you'll be the conductor
and it'll be your job to punish people

that are late for rehearsal
by not letting them pitch plays

which is what I'm about
to do you right now.

It was Joe, he gets panic attacks.
He needed me there.

I'm sure he wants you there
but we need you to be here.

I have to lie on him. That's
the only thing that works.

Like this. Face down, please.
Yeah, yeah yeah.

So, it's like, I have
to go like this.

You know, like a tandem jump.

You know, like, nobody gets
down safe unless we both do.

Those are very interesting visual image
and I think it belongs on stage.

You should pitch it next week,
if you get to rehearsal on time.

Yeah, these are lessons we have
to learn, cause we are adults.

- Hi.
- Hey.

- How's your mom?
- Better for now.

Back at home.

Now she has to find a way to thank the city
inspector that she hates, for saving her life.

How'd you hear it?

Earlier, it was just
a blip, probably.

Extreme stress due to Alexis
and my mom, your show.

Tomorrow is my rest day
but I'm gonna run anyway.

Cool.

How was your rehearsal?
Did your plays get in?

Nope. No plays if you are late.

I'll be in in a bit.

You know, I could use
a couple of minutes to myself.

Okay.

I'm with you.

I'm with you.

I'm with you.

I'm so sorry.
How can I help you today?

We know you have options
when it comes to your care.

Your voice was a little scratchy
on the last one, so...

I'll do it again.

No need. I'll just splice them.
Hold on a second.

How's this?

We know you have options
when it comes to your care.

You can do that?

Yeah. Franken-prompting,
I can take spare parts and

-make it sound like a new sentence.
- Wow

okay, great, moving on.

This next one, can you start off
neutral and then go upbeat.

Okay.

We know you have options
when it comes to your care.

Gregg, what was that?

I'm doing a 45 seconds of
intense cardio, 12 times a day.

- At the office?
- Yeah.

You can do it anywhere. That's
the beauty of "noni fit".

Dude, what is that?
It smells bad, gregg.

It's dried noni fruit.

Well, it smells
like vomit and cheese.

Well, it's good for the joints. I am on
a fruit cleanse for the next few days.

You realize you're changing
for someone who dumped you

because you're too
willing to change.

No, I do two days
of ground Turkey.

She will not take you back.

And then pine nuts.

Can you try that again.
Sorry, we missed it.

No problem.

- Great work today.
- Thanks.

So, I'll leave you
a token for the show?

- I will try to make it.
- Okay. I love you.

Welcome back.

Welcome back.

Welcome back.

Hey.

Welcome back.

You should hear the beta system.
She is almost perfect.

That's great. Is she working
three jobs too?

No, but she sounds
exactly like you.

Well, I'm sure she doesn't
actually sound like me, Joe.

No, she does.

She responds to callers with
something that you would say.

Obviously it's more predictable.

Only as predictable as you are.

- Excuse me.
- Only as predictable as you are.

- We're all predictable.
- Well, I'm not.

Actually, you are. The more I
been listening to your voice,

I recognize that you use
16 different word clusters

in 70% of your
verbal communication.

I can show you
a breakdown of it.

No, that's fine,
I'm sure you're right.

I am, I have the data.

How is this legal?

Have you ever heard, "this call
may be monitored or recorded"?

That's us.

I need a list
of in-network podiatrists.

I'm with you
but I didn't catch that.

That's you.

It's something.

Would you like to choose a
new, primary care physician?

I don't want to change doctors.
Why do I have to change?

I know that it is complex, but
we will deal with it together.

Deal with it together.
You say that all the time.

Okay, no.

Congratulations Joe.

You're successfully reduced my
personality to a couple catch phrases.

Don't you see
how lifelike it is?

I mean, people are even calling in to
corporate to speak to you, to her.

Maybe it's groundbreaking
for an answering machine.

But, it's not me,
it's nothing like me.

Are you mad about
something else?

No, I'm just tired.

But the great news is, I don't have
to be anymore, because you did it.

So, I'm gonna quit the hotel. I want
you to take the app off my phone.

We need to do updates for months. So,
this isn't the end of the process.

I don't want you
listening anymore.

In order to be of most value
to our customers,

we're gonna need
to continue to do improvements.

Joe, I will work
with Meghan then.

Joe, I am glad that
the ivr came out so well, okay?

But I would like to go back to being your
wife, and not your science experiment.

But I enjoy listening to you.

I don't think you've been
listening to me at all.

Take the app off my phone, Joe.
Now.

It's off.

Thank you. I'm going to bed.

Hi Joe, how can I help?

I need pre-approval.

Do you have a referral number?

Two-six-two.

Two-six-zero-two.

Perfect. It'll be just a moment.

Joe, I'm with you.

Repeat.

Joe, I'm with you.

Repeat.

Joe, I'm with you.

Repeat.

Joe, I'm with you.

You've been approved.

Again.

Approved.

- Repeat.
- - Approved.

Oh god. Emily, are you there?

Joe, I'm with you.

- Repeat.
- I'm with you.

- Repeat.
- I'm with you.

- Repeat.
- I'm with you.

- What's my name?
- Joe Larsen.

- Customer name.
- Joe Larsen.

- Repeat.
- Joe Larsen.

- Repeat.
- Joe Larsen.

- Repeat.
- Joe Larsen.

- Repeat.
- Joe Larsen.

I didn't catch that.
Are you still with me?

Yes, I'm still here.

Can I do
anything else for you tonight?

No.

We know you have choices when
it comes to your health care.

Thanks for choosing...

- Four, five...
- Okay, I'm gonna go home.

What?

Yeah, I can send
all my scripts in.

And I'll code everything myself.

- What are you working on?
- Oh, the gold ppo plan.

- Oh.
- Yeah.

Luxury health care needs
its own language.

- Hey. Are you feeling okay?
- I feel great. Thank you.

Yup, we are doing the impossible.

I would just prefer
to do it in my pajamas.

Bye.

Play nine. "The relationship
of Dorian gray." Go.

- I love you.
- And I, you.

- You are the finest among men.
- And I, you.

- Problem.
- Of course not.

Carry on.

- I regret my foolish choices.
- And I, you.

Curtain.

Mom, slow down.

Slow down. I can't understand
anything you're saying.

- Honest, I thought it was better.
- Yeah?

Yes, I mean it's still vague, like
are you talking about your life

or is that
a literary adaptation?

You will have an adrenal crisis and die.
That is the other option.

Mom, you have to...
Do not hang up on me.

- It's about me.
- You should say that.

Khloe, I can't. I promised Joe
I'd never use him in my work.

Which is funny.
He used you in his.

You guys talk about
this half ass bullshit.

You're either using your life in your work
or you're not using your life in your work.

There are two options. You pick from there.
What is happening here?

Sorry.

Honestly, how would he know?
He doesn't even come to shows.

That is true that is true.

- Hang on. I'll turn this off.
- That'll be cool. Thank you.

Hey, you've reached
Emily's phone...

Oh fuck, come on!

Dude, what the fuck.

- Do phones turn themselves on?
- No, that's not a thing.

- Can you help me take the battery
out of this? -You can't.

It's hermetically sealed with chemicals
in the hands of tiny, poor children.

Welcome back to welltrix,
how can I help?

This is the guest
from room 1313.

Hi Joe, how can I help?

Hi.

I can't breathe very well.

And my mom isn't
taking her medication.

If it isn't a medical
emergency, you should hang up.

No, no, no, I just need you.

If it isn't a medical
emergency, you should hang up.

It's not a medical emergency!

Execute phase one.

Take a couple of deep breaths.

Execute phase two.

Lay down.

Take a couple of deep breaths.

Deep breaths.

Emily, she's gonna die.

I'm with you. Whatever it is,
we will deal with it together.

Okay.

We will.

- Are you with me?
-Yes.

Would you like me to follow up?

Yes.

Text or email?

Text. In 24 hours.

Thank you.

No problem.

Joe, I have to talk to you. My
phone just turned itself back on.

- Why didn't you pick up?
- What is this?

What happened?

Hey Joe, are you still listening
to my phone, I mean?

What are you accusing me of?

I'm not accusing you
of anything, Joe.

I'm asking you a question.
My phone...

This is an emergency.

I need you on my side.

Joe, I'm with...

Just forget it. We'll talk about
it another time, I guess.

Okay.

Mom, I don't understand why you
aren't taking this more seriously?

I'm feeling much better.

- You fired your nurse.
- I know.

- Thank you.
- You aren't taking your shots.

Stress triggers my symptoms.
She was making it worse.

- How?
- By giving me injections.

Mom, how long since
your last injection?

Thirty six hours,
but I'll be fine.

You have two choices. Either I can
give you an injection, right now,

or we'll take you
to the hospital.

Oh, no, no. I've decided to take
the pills. I'm fine, sweetie.

That is not an option anymore.

Hey Emily, how's the play going?

It's good, thank you. Sorry.
What's the actual issue here?

I'm just not that good
with needles.

- You know Beth you're in luck because I'm actually
very good... -I'm scared of fucking needles.

Emily, okay?

And hospitals, but you need
one of the two.

Which is it?

Almost ready.

- You wanna hold my hand?
- No, I'm fine.

Yeah.

You can squeeze it as hard as you want.
You can't hurt me.

Aah! That's good.
You're good at that.

- Hey, has Joe ever told
you how we met? -No.

No, okay, it was
in a diner, okay?

And he was building a cathedral
out of sugar packets

and he had very steady hands.
Very, very steady.

And I went over to him
and I said, hey...

No, no, I can't, I can't.

- You have to stay still.
- I know you can.

You don't know shit.

Okay, okay, Joe, Joe, look at me
go make another dose.

We can do this, okay?

Beth, look at me.

Hey, hey, Beth, this is what is
going to happen, okay?

You're going to look right into my
eyes, okay? Hey! Hey! Not a joke.

Not at your leg. Right here,
right into my eyes okay?

And we're going
to sing your favorite song...

- I'm not gonna sing.
- Yes, you are.

Yes you are, because I'm in charge
and you're gonna do what I say.

- I know you can do this.
- I can't.

Yes, you can.

Because if you don't, if you move at
all, we're going to call an ambulance.

And that ambulance is going
to take you to a hospital.

And we will have to leave you, so that we can
go back to work, and pay for the hospital.

And you will be alone.
Do you want to be alone?

- No.
- No.

So, you are going to look at me
and you are going to stay still.

Those are the only
options. Okay?

- I'm scared.
- I know. But it's okay.

- Okay.
- It's okay. Do you know why?

Because I'm right here.
I'm with you.

- Okay.
- Okay?

- Okay.
- Okay?

Tell me your favorite song

tell me the song.

Bruce Springsteen.

Shut up, Joe.

- Hey, some saltwater for you.
- Yummy.

Next time I want
a Margarita, okay?

You and me both.

Sorry, Dr. Joe's orders.

Fine.

He liked to stand right there
when he was little, looking out.

Hey, do you ever think about, maybe,
moving a little closer to us?

No, no, no way, I mean,
my whole life happened here.

Joe's childhood, when his dad left,
they told me it was good for him.

Stability, that nothing else should
change, so now it does that for me.

I wish I could have known
him when he was little.

Oh, you wouldn't have liked him.
He was a total dork.

- He's not a dorky now?
- Yes, he is.

So, you kids thinking
about kids at all or...

- I'm sorry, I shouldn't have
pressed, I'm sorry. -No, it's...

It's fine, I guess we've been
focused on other things.

Yeah, you know what they say, kids are what
happens when you're busy making other plans.

Hey, don't over think it.
Kids are what they are.

I mean, check out the sill.
Underneath here, there.

What are these?

For years, I didn't know. Then one day,
I checked the dates against my journal.

It's every time his dad said he'd visit.
And every time he actually showed up.

Yeah?

I just feel close to you.

Thanks for bringing me here.

You were so firm with her.

The only options. How did
you know to say that?

I guess, sometimes, people just need to
know somebody is in charge, you know?

You were wonderful.

- I think we make a good team.
- Mm-hmm.

I feel we've been working so much and I
haven't even seen you and I miss you.

You know, earlier, your mom asked
me if we wanted to have kids.

Mm-hmm.

Who is it?

This is... Um... Just one second.

Can you just leave it?

- Bye Beth.
- Thank you so much. Thank you.

- See you soon.
- Okay.

Mom, the nurse is coming
back at 3:00 this afternoon, so

- don't pull anything.
- Yes, sir.

I'm doing this
because I love you.

No, you hate me and
you're getting back at me

through the north western
healthcare system.

- Now, come here.
- You know that's not true.

You need to listen to your wife.

I hear her voice
all day, everyday.

It's not the same thing

okay, I love you.

- I love you.
- I love you.

- I love you.
- I love you.

You should consider replacing
your long runs with shorter ones.

What are you doing?

I need to talk to you.

Can't we do this at work?

Well, you're not returning
my emails or texts.

I got desperate and used
my phone as a phone.

You're messing
with my average, gregg.

Hey, yesterday, I ate
only noni berries

and this morning,
my shit was red.

I think I might be in trouble.

- So stop.
- I think it's working.

What do you think?
What do you think?

It's not going to work,
because it can't work.

She's a lesbian. She's not going to change her
sexual orientation because you have two abs.

You can see them. It is working.
Right here, and here.

Gregg, we launch
this thing tomorrow.

I know, I thought, maybe we
could casually jog by her house.

People don't change and then
stay together.

When they discover they are
different people, they split up.

You need to find someone who
appreciates you exactly as you are.

Like Emily and me.

Yeah, but Emily
is way different now.

I saw her at the
"too much light show" last week

and she did this whole play
about balloons.

It was funny but angry.

Not like how
I think of her at all.

You went to the show?

Yeah, I was hoping to find you.

We launch tomorrow.
Eat some solid food.

Ask Emily.

Big setup, big setup.

- Alright, ready?
- Ready.

Go on. Ask Emily. Go!

Welcome back to welltrix.
I'm Emily. How can I help?

Hi Emily, I thought
we should talk. I'm Emily.

Hi Emily, for
your privacy and security,

I need to ask
a couple of questions.

Well, Emily, as someone discussing the
romantic decay of their relationship

in front of an audience of complete
strangers with a digital replica of herself

I think that ship has sailed,
but whatever.

I'm sorry, I didn't catch that.

Do you know your girth number?

I do. It's 2622602.

Great, and what is the name
of the primary policy holder?

It's Joseph Larsen.

Perfect.
What can I do for you this evening, Emily?

Well, Emily, you see, my husband
won't speak to me anymore.

But he calls you all the time.
Is it over?

I'm sorry. I didn't catch that.

Options include billing,
pre-approval and

make changes to my policy.

He thinks you sound
exactly like me.

And I think you sound
condescending and drunk.

Do I have poor self esteem?

I'm sorry. I didn't catch that.

Options include...

My father used to say
I didn't catch that too

to emphasize
his love of baseball

but also to hide the fact
that he was going deaf.

I'm sorry. I didn't...

Make changes to my policy.

No problem.
Would you like to lower deductible,

add coverage or something else?

My new policy is that
I will not cooperate

with technology that seeks
to demean, and replace me.

My new policy is that
I will demand

a technology that
actually serves my humanity.

And my new policy is that
I will not fuck anyone

that wishes I was more like

a piece of software that was
designed for soothing compliance.

I'm sorry,
only the primary policy holder

is authorized to make changes
to your policy.

We'll see about that.

Curtain.

Joe, I... Joe? Joe?

Emily, that's you.

Em, come on.

Here we go!
Scene. "What you say"... go!

Hey.

Brought you some clean clothes.

I'm sorry.

No, you're not.

You did exactly what you wanted.

You made all those
people love you

by humiliating me.

Look, fuck the play, okay?

That's not the point.

Then what is the point?

Other than try to control what I do,
even when you're not usually there.

You promised you wouldn't
write about me, remember?

Yes, Joe, but please understand

it is my job in the show
to tell the truth about my life.

And this is what my life
has become.

What do you want from me?

All you have to do
is read the script.

Really?

And show up
to the launch tonight.

Then you're done.

Okay Joe.

Six months ago,
I had the groundbreaking idea

to make an empathetic machine.

Gregg and his team at oracle
were skeptical.

But they achieved the impossible

today, at the welltrix call
center in bloomington,

Roger and I heard
an exchange that

showcases Emily's
impressive personality.

The caller has a new,
life threatening disease

so rather than sit here
and bore you,

I figured that I'd
just let Emily tell the story.

Go ahead. Play it.

I'm with you Helen.
I know you can do this.

You are going to find your referral and read
the number from the upper right corner.

I can't.

Or you're going to hang up
and deal with this alone.

Those are the only options.

Here it is. 46947.

Perfect.
That is just what I needed.

We're gonna find you
the care you need.

And now, the real brains behind
Emily, Joe Larsen, everyone.

Of course none of this
would be possible

without a very special woman.

She is patient and caring,
and funny and smart.

She makes my life better
each and everyday

and I know she will
do the same for you.

I would like to introduce you,
personally to Emily.

We've dropped the app
on each one of your phones

so you may speak
directly to her.

Thank you again for coming tonight.
Have a great evening.

Great job. I'm proud of you.

Thanks gregg.

Nice work.

You agreed to be observed.

In our bed?
At your mother's house?

She's only as good as she is,
because I didn't pick and choose...

It's not a she.
It is an answering machine,

developed by a corporation
to try and save money

and make people think that
we don't need humans anymore.

She is kind, she listens,

she is available for
the people that need her.

- Unlike me, right?
- Yes.

I'm really sorry about that, joe.

The thing is that real people don't
actually exist just to support you.

- Are you jealous of her?
- Yes.

I am jealous of it.

You call it all the time. You text it.
You'd probably fuck it if you could.

Oh my god, you actually were.

She is funny and she is smart
and she helps people

through the most terrifying
problems of their lives.

She is practically a miracle
and we made her, together.

Yes, you're right, we did.

I agreed to this
and that was a mistake.

I know I have my issues,
but you certainly have yours.

The difference is, yours benefit other
people, so they don't call you on it.

But you said what I wanted to hear to my
face and then you went behind my back

and you did whatever
the fuck you wanted.

Don't you understand, Joe,
that what you are asking of me

as a human being
is unreasonable.

Then say so, to my face.

Okay, I'll say so. I am done.

I am done, lying and trying
to pretend that I am perfect.

That is not a concern anymore.

- Where are you going?
- None of your fucking business.

It is my business.
We made a promise.

In front of our family
and our friends.

Yeah, we did. But things are different now.
Do you even love me?

- Do you?
- I need you.

Yeah, I know.

No, wait, what am I supposed
to do now?

I don't know.
Why don't you call Emily?

Gregg?

I think we got a problem.

Shit.

Joe, let me in.

I know you're in there. I can
smell your funk from out here.

Alright, fine,
you made me do it.

The system flagged your phone number
as an abusive caller this morning.

Unflag it.

Yeah, I could have. Or I could
have also called the police.

But, I decided as your friend

to come by and ask you why
you've stopped coming in to work

but you've called the completed ivr
400 times in the last three weeks.

I'm fine tuning it.

Yeah, Meghan says that you have
been making changes to the script

that she can't access. Something
that's password protected.

And I spoke to Roger

and she says that there is no
such thing as a ppo gold plan.

- Is that it?
- Joe?

Look, I figured I would give you
some time after you and Emily split.

I'm sure it's been difficult
not talking to her.

- I talk to her.
- The real Emily.

- This is not her, here.
- Of course it is.

You used to call her
at the hotel, right?

You had some sort of secret code
to let her know that it was you.

Yeah, I used to be the...

Guest from room thir...

That situation was imperfect.

Joe, Jesus Christ,
look around you.

- Does this seem perfect to you?
- Yes.

You're my best friend, Joe, and even though
you treat me like shit, I still love you.

I just came by to warn you.

And to let you to know that we blocked
your number and in a matter of hours

we will crack your hidden path
and delete it.

- No.
- Sorry.

- You need to get some help, man.
- I have to call her.

It's a hotel room number.
Four digits. It starts with...

What the hell are you doing?
I can't let you do this.

Hey, cut it out,
it's not my call.

You were literally
just making the call.

- Give me my phone.
- Really?

- Give it. Give it.
- No.

Can I borrow your phone?

Just for one sec.

Sir, excuse me,
can I borrow your cellphone?

Excuse me ma'am, can I borrow
your cell phone?

Can I borrow your cell phone?

You alright, man?

Do you have a phone? Can I borrow it?
It's an emergency.

Yeah.

It's an emergency,
I have to talk to my wife.

Welcome back
to welltrix. I'm Emily.

Room 1313.

Joe, I've missed you.

I've missed you.

I miss you, oh god,

I thought I'd never
see you again.

I'm right here.

Gregg came over. He attacked me.

No, I attacked him.

I've never done that before.

I've never acted
like that before.

You are upset.
Take a couple of deep breaths.

No, I don't need deep breaths.

I need you to help me understand
what's going on.

Gregg came over. You attacked him.
You've never done that before.

No, no, don't repeat
what I'm saying.

I programmed you.
I know what you are doing.

You're upset.
Take a couple of deep breaths.

I don't need to breathe few deep
breaths, it won't bring my wife back.

Joe, are you still there?

No.

I drove her away...

For you.

Everything is changing.

Sometimes a man has
to make a call.

What happened to your friend?

Marco? Heart attack. He's gone.

- He died?
- Moved to Tucson.

His wife got a job there.

But still, it's different
without him.

- Sorry, I have to go.
- Of course.

- See you tomorrow?
- Yeah.

Joe?

I'll destroy the secret path.

Okay.

What's the password?

I'll deal with it myself.

I'll do it.

What is the password?

Capital "r". Zero, zero,
m. 1313.

I'd like to do it myself.

Gregg, I'm really sorry.

About?

- I guess I was a shitty friend.
- You guess?

Do you know that I collapsed in the lobby
of our building due to lack of nutrients?

Paramedics came.
They got the paddles out.

- Defibrillator?
- Yes.

Fuck!

I was an asshole.

Thank you.

- You doing better?
- Yeah.

- I'm eating again. So I...
- How about Gwen?

I finally realized that anyone
who can let a bunch of numbers

be more important than what we had, probably
never loved me that much in the first place.

And also she's lesbian.

- Yeah, at least I've heard that.
- Yeah.

That makes sense. It is more
of an uphill battle, I guess.

Now I have to talk to Emily.

Yeah, that would be a good idea.

I don't know how to find her.

Oh man, that's tough.

It's like, if only there were
a public place that you knew

that she went to almost
every night, you know?

Like a park or... oh.

Thank you.

Hey, that ending is working for
"specific gravity", right?

Yeah, it's great. I'm not
sure it needs text at all.

- Quite honestly.
- Hmm.

I hear that.

I feel pretty good about it. I think
I'm just gonna go with it anyway.

Alright, stick to your guns, cowgirl.
I like that. That's good.

I just need to decide where
to stand for the intro.

Hey, are you and Joe
getting a divorce?

I don't know.

This show isn't about
knowing what's coming,

or doing everything right.

It's about being open
to the unexpected

and embracing constant change.

It's about forgiving yourself and other
people around you that are in it with you.

When mistakes were made, and then
moving forward into the next scene.

You've grown so much
over the last couple of months.

But there is still
this hesitancy.

I just want to like... It doesn't
matter where you stand...

You just pick where you stand.

And you'll be great.

That's it, guys.
We're all sold out.

Sorry.

You should have a token?

Yup.

Good luck.

Enjoy the show timreed.
Hi, what's your name?

I'm prepared to respond
to whatever you want to call me.

Break a leg, pink elephant.

Hi, what's your name?

"Specific gravity". Go.

With him.

Without him.

I used to think that without
him, I would float away.

But it turns out that
there was something

hidden inside of me all along.

So, I can live
a good life, alone.

But, I still dream of something

that is perfectly balanced.

And while I know that
it might be impossible.

I still believe,
that if I'm careful...

It can be done.

Curtain.

Fourteen is... "Substitution".
Volume!

For tonight only, play 14,
my conclusion so far

and it features a member
of our audience.

What are you doing?
What's happening?

- I got the screen.
- This'll be fine.

Accelerated heartbeat is normal response to
being on stage. Being on stage is scary.

- This is normal.
- He's fine. Are you ready?

I'm sorry. What is happening?

- Go.
- Hi.

I'm Joe.

And I go on a run, almost everyday which
takes me to the end of Hollywood pier.

Here's the data on that.

On that run, I take a photo.

From the same spot,
the same photo.

For years, these images
seemed identical to me.

Reassurance that the information
that I captured and quantified

remained the same.

As you know, because we are
married, I did the same to you.

I watched you start to change and I was
afraid that if you started to change

you would change completely.

And that I would stay the same
and that you would leave.

So, I replaced you.

But nothing stays the same.

Which in theory is terrifying
and overwhelming.

But in reality,

it can be calming.

And I can now see that...

You change everyday.

Every single day,
from the day I met you,

you've changed.

But still, you remained the same
beautiful body of water and thoughts.

And I can't imagine
anything better,

than to spend everyday

being surprised by you.

If you will let me.

Okay, I'm done.

I'm done. I'm done.

Curtain.

13, 13! Is high on...

- Hey.
- Hi.

- It's good to see you.
- It's so good to see you.

That was kind of
an unbelievable act.

How did you do that?

- The play?
- Yeah.

I'm still not sure.
Chloe helped a lot.

She thought it would
make a good play.

That was great.

I mean, like, I would... I did it, a
little bit, it was couple... okay.

But nice, overall, right?
A good start, right? To begin.

Was that a compliment?

I gave up the passwords
to the ivr.

I'm sure that was
really hard for you.

It's software.

It's hard not seeing you.

I'm sorry, em.

I'm changing.

I can't go back to what it was.

I can't. I can't.

Because I can't be in service
to anyone anymore

even if it it is for
somebody that I love,

because it is not real.

I can't help it but wonder
if it will just be easier to...

Try to move on and start over.

Maybe.

But you don't want to do something
because it is easy anymore.

And neither do I.

You want to come outside
with me for a second?

Anything... with you.

You okay?